federal AI regulation edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61453043
short natural gas
>>61457149Can someone explain to me what the fine was? I have yet to have it explained
>>61457143Fugg buttholes
Why do I have the feeling that all these layoffs are going to keep happening and the solution is actually world war 3 with china so that the newly laid off destitute people (men) enlist and die to a 20 dollar temu drone by the millions. Im not saying itll happen tomorrow but its a horrible feeling I have in my stomach
David Ellison is about to go on CNBC to bitch about Netflix lmao
>>61457143>he just keeps doubling down on the bubbleWhat a fucking retard.
>>61457186It's an air pocket
>>61457180H1B1 proved that companies will willingly self sabotage if it can make the numbers look good for one more year>>61457186The Surpreme Court is expected to strike down the tariffs any day now which is gonna be funny and reverse it all into a mega rally
>>61457186line goes up blud, i have no clue why people struggle with thislong noses wont let line go down
How we feeling this morning?
>>61457212Like crab
>>61457212ready for some bobussy
The permabull plebbit tourists are getting more confident in themselves the more the data continues to deteriorate. Giga top signal.
>>61457217delet this
>>61457212Up about 4% in premarket. Ready to get dumped on then crab for 7 hours
>>61457149Pay up Elon, and don't forget the tip!
iwm just deciding to rip past its 52W high for no fucking reason in premarket
NEXT X10 IN TWO YEARS???PLEASE EMERGENCY
Oh, RHM, you're so easy. Yet another comfy trade. But it's only the beginning, no need to sell.Imagine being that fucktard, the /smg/ pajeets are my favorite ones.
Let me guess, all my puts are going to get raped today too.
is this respectable? i am five figs. resigned to maybe six fig hell someday.
>sell 23$ call>stock closes at exactly 23 Friday>dont get stocks called away>??>profitI mean I'm not gonna argue but ok
>>61457239CARVANA X86 IN 3 YEARS.I SEARCH X10 IN TWO YEARS
>>61457180>war in china>tech supply chain collapses>entire global economy collapses>world becomes free for all cause money system is digital and everything relies off some data centersounds like great plan I'm sure when DC looks like fallout 3 and your neighborhood turns into aleppo the russian zerg rush will be worth it. Atleast stinklink will go to zero and biz will finally die for good ending with sirgay getting luigi'd by some bizreal.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61457268LETSFUCKINGGOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61457143This dude's not right in the head>>61457149This dude's not right either
>>61457268HOW DOES HE DO IT??
>>61457268
oilbros should I slurp
>>61457255Post all.
If I'm sitting in the TQQQ, should I be monitoring the actual Nas100 chart or the TQQQ chart?
>>61457286>should i look at what i invested in or something correlated
bears won
>>61457239fanny may and i hate to say that
>air pocket>hawkish cut>ok-shaped economyI'm simply too dumb for the modern era
>>61457201>The Surpreme Court is expected to strike down the tariffs any day now which is gonna be funny and reverse it all into a mega rallyIts funny how against all of his best efforts the market continues to go upward.
>>61457262PLTR X33 IN THREE YEARS.I SEARCH X 10 IN TWO YEARS, PLEASE
No joke, if everyone is worried about an AI Bubble then why can't there be a plan to deflate?Like the fear is allocations for data centers that haven't actually been built, and chips that haven't been made, and power plants that haven't been built or whatever, right?Like even if all these interwoven companies can't stop the deals they've already made, can't they at least come together and address concerns of a bubble by saying "Here's the allocations we're doing right now, here's the cash we have to pay for it, we won't do more until or unless we meet certain metrics/benchmarks/earnings"?Like it's different from having cable in the ground rotting; you can sell the compute, the companies have (or at least had) huge cash reserves, so I don't understand why it can't be done in a way that has a plan to curtail frantic FOMO investing while also allowing for AI to continue to develop?
>>61457294They might be pricing in all of the tariffs getting striked down (struck down?)
>>61457268based
>>61457291That's why I dropped 100k on it a few months ago. Once they take it back onto exchanges again its going to explode in value.
>>61457291FANNY?12B TO 120B?SURE? EXPLAIN I'M RETARDET
>>61457299never assume the market is rational
>>61457300Stricken.
>>61457289*crabs
>>61457268Based
>>61457303based bussy enjoyeri am currently down bigly though :(
>>61457299The market is inherently irrational and if they admit AI is unprofitable after spending billions they will look like absolute clowns
>>61457175>Breaches include “the deceptive design of its ‘blue checkmark’, the lack of transparency of its advertising repository, and the failure to provide access to public data for researchers,” the European Commission said on Friday.He's tried to make it some free speech thing but in reality the fine is about misleading users and trying to hide data. The funny part is he's chimped out and now banned the EU Commission from X.>>61457212I'm tempted to switch from my broad Eurostoxx50 and a mid-cap EU ETF into Stockholm and South Korea indices. Same with an S&P ETF where I'll sell and break it into several dispersed bets in US companies.It's just boring having these broad indexes in the portfolio. I know they're more stable and have lower fees but it's hardly a day at the horse races.
every monday, I get the powerful urge to dump my entire portfolio into QQQI and just coast on divvies until the tech sector inevitably implodes
>>61457316>unprofitableI'm priddy sure it'll have actual use cases that generate revenue, nice boring dystopian ones, like they're already deploying it in supermarket camera systems in the UK.All the beans aren't going to nvidjya alone though. It'll inevitably end up sharing pieces of it's pie once its hardwire baked into every chip, like the ones in your toilet to retina print scan your butthole and make sure you're not exceeding your dirt quota thresholds.
>>61457327>QQQI
They should just halt trading on the day before a FOMC because it always just crabs.
should I slurp Unilever?
>>61457299>here's the cash we have to pay for itThat's not how growth companies work. You're looking at these like they're steady bluechips with decades behind them.
>>61457334I did.Tossed a little Nestlé and L'Oréal in there too.
>>61457327dump your entire portfolio into greggs and just coast on divvies until the tech sector inevitably implodesw08vs
Why should I not slurp some more Novo and then baghold it for 5 years?
>>61457336>That's not how growth companies work.You're right, it's a PE chicken race to the top.
Crab market Crab market!You cannot escape the crab!Options holders get fucked by the crab!
ThinkorSwim changed the display fonts over the weekend and it's throwing me off
>>61457239Gold mining stocks obviously
SHITS VOLATILE AS FUCK
SCHD DOWN BIGLY
>>61457357time to scoop
>>61457293I had a similar thought recently about a boomer acquaintance of mine who has been investing since the 80s/90s. My mom often enthusiastically recommends I get advice from him, when he probably can't tell me anything, literally everything has changed since the 90s>Dividends now basically don't matter anymore>Mutual funds don't matter anymore>Debate value versus growth doesn't matter anymore because growth has won>Tech has won, while in his time it was speculative instead of being the healthiest field The environment could not be more different.
>>61457293history is made by stupid people, smarter people wouldnt even try
>>61457217>>61457222this could be us...
>>61457365isn't this exactly how it was going into the dot com bustor the japan bubbleor the nifty fiftyor the four horsemen lol
>>61456977The issue is 4chan is EU-skeptics, 4chan is basiclally Twitter, so there are the same people. But 4chan is a bit more intelligent and educated. Twitter is the guttery gutter.>>61456999IN THE EU and with EXPANSION of EU obviously less. Are you gonna tell me next that Russia is EU?>>61457018Everybody is poorer. Everybody. Let's not kid outselves. It's been better for the US and EU obviously due to MULTIPOLAR world are getting weaker in all kinds of fields. The west has been richer because others were poorer. And it shows with Germany's weakness as a part of its strength was built on cheap russian ressourcesAlso: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
>>61457331QQQI LOW QI
10Y spiking>it's over
>>61457371anon I don't think cocks are supposed to hit your tonsils
This is why I'm all in on NVDA. Trump is too corrupt to let the bubble pop. If the bubble pops it's going to be a blue wave in 2026.
>>61457380>t. dicklet
Shouldn't have said the K word you filthy goyim
>>61457382Imagine if AI is actually amazing but the issue is that they just started using pajeets h1b1's Like I distinctly remember chat gpt becoming terrible suddenly with its 5th version
>>61457379wtf was that, it's not even full hour. And there's no reportIS IT THE EARTHQUAKE + TSUNAMI? >BREAKING: A tsunami as high as 10 feet could hit Japan's northeastern coast after an earthquake with an estimated magnitude of 7.6 occurred offshore, the Japan Meteorological Agency said https://reut.rs/44iNwL0
>stock goes up with no news>immediately get apprehensive and suspicious
>>61457390>laughs in radioactive seafood
>>61457382Trump already basically guaranteed at least two blue terms.
>>61457357>SCHD just SCHD its pants
>>61457392GOJIRA
>>61457387>Like I distinctly remember chat gpt becoming terrible suddenly with its 5th versionYou mean you don't like the soulless listicle format?
>MSFT
wtf gold bros?
>>6145739010 feet aint shitalso theres fuckall in the northeast
>>61457272Cute post and cute poster
>>61457397WATERS OF CHAOS HAVE INVADED ALL SPACE
>>61457390>>61457392>>61457397>*NO ISSUES AT FUKUSHIMA, HIGASHIDORI NUCLEAR PLANTS: KYODO
>>61457402lmao why hasn't this been used before hereI forgot how hard he was just beating the shit out of Vader
>>61457387LLMs have been trained on literal centuries of organic human data. Now a greater and greater percentage of available data will be AI-generated. We will have models trained on slop to produce even more slop.
MUmus won
>>61457201>The Surpreme Court is expected to strike down the tariffsIf SCOTUS strikes themdown, Trump can use other laws to put the tariffs right back in place and the process starts all over again. >>61457316AI is military technology. The best companies who provide it will be quite profitable if Trump has anything to do with it.
i boughted one (1) share of schd and one (1) share of dgro
>>61457426basedi boughted one share of VTI and VZ
>>61457387babe, that's wrong, your racism is keeping you from profiting, the models continue to improve. you have alternatives to chat gpt as well. latest figures are that they increase productivity of professionals by 20%. assuming annual salaries of 100k, which is conservative, they could be pricing the subscriptions at 10k/year and they would still be worth it. point is that there is a market, and end-users will see significant benefits as well. ai is amazing and is going to send the market up so much. and you don't reach the tonsils from that end. my plan by the way is to wrap 2 belts around you, one around your rib cage the other around your hips, that way you'd never touch the ground and i can hit the tonsils and the cervix within a few seconds of each other with a flick of the wrist.love you, gonna let my imagination run wild for a bit then get back into bed.
What is /smg/ listening to today as the market crabs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwTFSS1cKR4
>>61457143>Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point
>>61457441Cute. Nothing since I am at work but I liked Tangled Up In Me, so I will listen to this when I go home for lunch
>ibit
>>61457291>fanny may>>61457303whats the bull case on FNMA? they cannot compete in the open market vs say JP Morgan
>>61457255it looks like spy's graphid say it is respectable but im a terrible foolish stubborn bagholder
>>61457416It's actually pretty trivial to just filter out the likely-AI text since AI is so formulaic>if it contains a single typo, let alone 2, it almost certainly was not AI since who in the hell goes through an AI text to modify it, etc.
>>61457452i dont know i only buyed because fanny is fun to say
>>61457300dearest esl-san the proper tensed would be strikeded
I like reading the thread before I even open my stock account to try to gauge and guess what my portfolio is doing.Anyone else?Haven’t looked yet but I expect to see green.
>>61457239if you think about itas soon as the tariffs get taken off either next year or in 3 more years, everything EVERYTHING will explode
>>61457441Trying to stay upbeathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtFjfbcejP0
>>61457467Same>get worried for a moment because anon said bears won>someone after says "this is why I hold Nvidia">check mine>green
>>61457452Bull case is they still service the vast majority of loans on the market. FHA loans are a huge deal and billions upon billions flow through them.Even in the least bullish case for FNMA returning to the open market, they should 4x from current prices. In the most bullish pie-in-the-sky case its somewhere like a 20x.
why is the market so zesty today
>buy SOXL>do nothing>win even when the rest of the market is down
>>61457489>SOXLGODs
>>61457143Let’s say, hypothetically, I’m getting an 80k euro pre-inheritance in stocks in a year’s time, and I’ll have to wait another year before I can sell (yuro-tax trickery). What are the chances that the stock market (eu and us) won’t be nuked within two years and I won’t be a giga-bagholder?
>>61457484>they still service the vast majority of loans on the marketnot if they go "open market." JP Morgan is going to eat their lunch because they can process loans materially cheaper than Fannie and will capture alot of market share
NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF WESTSIDE SELL IT OFFSOUTHSIDE SELL IT OFFEASTSIDE SELL IT OFFNORTHSIDE SELL IT OFFNOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF NOW SELL IT OFF https://youtu.be/pxjZM-d_ShI?si=LyHvtiufzzmVRevk&t=8unc
>>61457143LOL
need hot women to sit on my face with their butts
>>61457520Sitting implies that
I was away for one business day did the rate cut happen yet
>>61457520
>>61457533Blue shotas...
>>61457239>NEXT X10 IN TWO YEARS?Warby Parker but it will take 5 years, not just 2
>>61457528imagine the smell
>>61457528but i want women to sit on me with their feet
sirs why is it dumping
>>61457547that's squatting
>>61457547feet don't smell like feembrap tho
>>61457559depends where theyve been
BEFORE THIS SITE GOES DOWN THERES SOMETHING I HAVE TO SAY
>>61457573What
man, imagine if you had listened to those TMF shills haha
OUR MEETING PLACE IS THE SCHD BOARD ON STOCK TWITSALSO FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANN-
>>61457577And they posted chudjak...it was very tempting
HOW CAN SHE DUMP?
>>61457377Ireland and the UK were both in the EU during the troubles. The war in Ukraine is about things like EU and NATO membership and their expansions. This is the normal state of Europe. Your perspective is just one where you have to experience history in real time, making it appear as if wars are less common while attributing it to whatever power structure exist. If Germany and Poland has a war right now and if was over in a month qnd regardless of what caused it you'd hear people saying things like "Oh it's a good thing we have the EU, otherwise this could've been really bad." If the pope was ruling over all of Europe they'd thank him for the speedy resolution to the war.
Crab day
Notto disu shitto agen
>>61457143Are we leading in AI though? I asked Gemini 3 pro and it said the latest deepseek only suffers from not being multimodal (images, video) and not having as large a context window, otherwise it is over 10x cheaper and nearly as good for text. I also asked it to speculate on how China would perform with the latest chips and it said the multimodality and context window issues would probably go away and they would probably surpass any western model.
I just had the most brilliant idea to make lots of money. It's actually quite simple, you just
IS IT STILL UP
and we're back
>>61457618BACK TO THE PAIN
Welcome back frens.
>Google To Bring Ads To Gemini In 2026 - AdweekLETS' FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
welcome back frens
I missed you bwos
coffeebros wtfwt
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>Stock market starts to V when 4chan comes back up
>tfw ONDS saves your port today
>>61457631And they say /biz/ has no purchasing power
Uhh NVDA news?
>>61457635smg coming back is the real reason nigvidia got that massive dildo but the hedgies are coping by saying they got permission to export to chyna
>>61457635WTFWT
>>61457631Based
>US Commerce Dept To Open Up Exports Of Nvidia H200 Chips To China - Semafor>Market goes down for one day>US KEKS
sellpigs outnumber us buyhogsIt's over
I cant believe the state of GOOGL stock today.What a sell off. Im am very close to getting striked out on some derivatives.Ex dividend date but this makes NO SENSE whatsoever.What will happen tomorrow?
>4chan goes down for the latest glowie update>KODK immediately shoots up 12%This stupid market pricing in the return of analogue image sharing or wtf
and we're backwhat do I buy bros I'm going up but its too fucking slow
>>61457657buy greggs
>>61457658Are they better than normal eggs?
missed u guys :(
>>61457661
>>61457663Missed you too bud. Be happy now though, now we can shitpost at 10x speeds.
>>61457661yes
We’re ending close to green today
>>61457645The whole things been a bag of sows arseholes.
>the only thing holding up the current state of the stock market is a 4chan threadWatch Powell do a surprise 450 bepis raise because he wishes he had this sort of power.
>>61457658I have literally never seen this happen before. Nobody is buying greggs. Maybe I should buy greggs.
>>61457674it's a crab market anon, of course we are ending flatseriously though, the markets not gonna move much right before FOMC
>>61457637We've known about the China shit for weeks. This pump is retarded.
>>61457681Flat is all I need to make money
>>61457610 hold Nvidia and do nothing
>>61457685thats why im so positive its because smg posting resumed
>>61457610
Republicans will choke on big Democrat cock next November and we will finally get rid of thinking about this orange pedophile for life and he becomes a recurring SNL skit like his entire first term was.
>>61457697really is that simple
>>61457725I don't think I've ever been so jealous of somebody on here.
>>61457692Awesome piccy btw.Imagine all the exciting office gos going on in those tiny little lights and all the cocaine trace surfaces.
>>61457725I kneel
>>61457725Hey, some of us were still in highschool, NOT FAIR!!!!Even so, +21,815.75% (that's 2016)
>>61457725Based
>>61457178>>61457520Based
>>61457725GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARDONLY LOSERS ALLOWED
Fuck Trump and fuck Paramount
>>61457725It looks like 0,22 but it was actually 2,20! lol
>>61457323>billionaire has plans to increase his profits and power at the expense of everyone else>pesky governments stand in his way>they don't work for him>they don't tell him he's a genius>they don't do as he says>company breaks law>get fined .000000001% of his wealth>muh free speechwhy are they like this?
>GOOGoh no
i am officially a bag holder of tqqq calls
>>61457725G'yartch'yah, ya lil byasted.
>>61457771>TPUs will wi-
>>61457778It's over. Also because you missed the quants.
>>61457789Yurotard
>>61457789and?nigger powell will cut, i see it in his future
Chimichangas
>>61457805Sounds yummy
>>61457765Because when you scale up, 0.1% of your wealth is not chump change, that's several peoples annual salary and they want to take that from you. Imagine not consenting to someone hiring themselves as your assistant, also they perform no work. Like, what?So lobbying and harassing govts to exempt you makes sense, its about wealth preservation
lemme guessits gonna crab like a fucking NIGGER and pump at exactly 3:59
>>61457725PLTR?
>>61457805Labubus
>>61457822
why is SCHD the meme dividend etf here?I've always used VYM
>>61457830What does this mean
>>61457838it means i am baggie and down bigly :(
I can manipulate the marketit doesn't take much. I just have to buy one options contract of any type and the market moves against it immediately 85% of the timeI do this to benefit my larger portfolio
>>61457833SCHD is the king for long term, it focuses on divvies growing not stock growth in general
>>61457838it means the technical artist didn't draw the most recent bull RSI divergence cause you only draw stuff that's already come to pass, not 50/50 gambles that TA deludes you into thinking u have an edge
>>61457323The checkmark actually is bullshit. Should use a dollarsign for it.Actually, do a P or Prem. or Premium, cause that's what it is named. A checkmark is no symbol for Premium. It gives false impression for authenticity in regards to the content as well as to the user of the account.Musk has also bitched about that because the EU didn't attack META's checkmark (which has higher standards of authentification)
>>61457537Why?
>>61457291>>61457303>>61457452In 2025, with over $4.3 trillion in assets, Fannie Mae is the largest company in the United States and the fifth largest company in the world, by assets.[5][6] Fannie Mae was ranked number 25 on the Fortune 500 rankings of the largest United States corporations by total revenue and was ranked number 50 on the Fortune Global 500 rankings of the largest global corporations by total revenue.[5][6] In terms of profit, Fannie Mae is the 17th most profitable company in the United States and the 32nd most profitable in the world.[5][6]>WTF?
>>61457724Open borders and social degeneracy are not good for the coungtry or the stock market, anon.
>>61457853had to ask the daemon, looks like there's other subtle differences too, interesting I didn't know about focusing on dividend growth as a strategy. That's almost like looking for stock prices to go down while keeping the divvie the same ig, or just bigger divvies notionally instead of % is probably the actual strat, maybe idk lol
>>61457291>>61457880Just because they have huge AUM doesnt make them high margin or capable of growth.That said, theyre that big for a reason, which is a good and bad thing
>>61457880Thats ugly though.
powells schrift is Nthe Niggermy schrift is Bthe Baggie
>>61457860they should be FORCED by the EU to have a spinning helicopter dick instead lmaobut honestly the EU is running a racket on US tech companies, you can hate Musk and checkmarks all you want, but EU reg is parasite and anyone excusing it needs to re-evaluate
>>61457635Jensen killed it on Joe Rogan. Except the first 20 min where he was Trump and Trump was bubba.
>>61457914No, he wants to make business here, so he has to stop shady practices that invite scammers and fakers. You can still provide them with your Premium services, but change the checkmark as it makes naive people think something/someone is valid.It's rather simple and effective, but he knows it lowers the value of the Premium. He knows the implication of the checkmark. The alternative would be to leave the checkmark and actually check the people with the account, but that would make less people buy the service, so he'd lose money again.
am I afraid of emotionally intimacy and commitment? or is it that I haven't the right woman yet?
>>61457874AI glasses and alot of new store openings, basically
nice (((bull market))) faggots
>>61457956Consult the chartAlso Google is killing me
>>61457845Precisely..... How, bigly? If, I may be so bold.
>>61457936You're afraid of the decision to bind yourself while there's countless women on the streets that are attractive to you in different ways while you know you can't have them all, yet at the same time would have to pick one (realistically) and you are like>what if I see tomorrow somebody betterThat issue probably goes up if you've had women in the past, because you will compare the new ones to them. You will think "will she be like her and better or not?" and you hate the thought that you might have to go for somebody "worse" than somebody you had, which makes you even pickier and you'll never pick somebody else.So maybe you've already found the right woman once, and lost her.
>>61457301The prodigal American Daughter (hopefully my future wife)
>>61457725Anyone that held Nvidia that long got seriously lucky. Went from video games, to crypto mining, and now to AI.
>>61457850It knows about the second folio.
>>61457936this nigga still thinks women are real lmao
>>61457973I only got like 200 bucks in it when the crypto boom hit, then sold it when the shitcoins crashed.
>KOLDtold ya
>>61457724>a recurring SNL skit like his entire first term was.Those were so funny, such original content.
>>61457973Goes to show how good of a company they are. I always thought IBM would be the moneymaker because they get a shit ton of DARPA contracts. Alas…
Good historical odds on QQQ tomorrow
>>61457990This image did more damage to vaccines than a billion /pol/ threads and youtube videos ever could, what the fuck was he thinking and why didn't his master stop him?
>>61457658Love me greggs
>>61458010his aged kike masters are as out of touch as he is
wtf is his problem???
>>61457994Same but I went in on Dell, thinking the crypto boom would evaporate and the need for cheap government hardware would accelerate as the Ukie war intensified. At least I didn't get baggied.
Hey guys I woke up late today.can I get a QRD on whats driving markets right now? any cheapies?
>>61458010I can't say why ((he)) did it without mods getting very, very mad
>>61458031I’m looking at IBRX. Huge potential upside, but slightly risky.
>>61458024Paramount has wanted to kill WB for a long, long time. Without them there are effectively only 3 big names in movies, print, and media. It feels bullish every time they name a new number, but I find myself staring at news of the tug-of-war between them and Netflix and am left feeling pic related.
>>61458010>>61458017>>61458035>7 Billion vaccinated>Still talks about 2 more weeks in 2025Fuck just India, what we really need is to rangeban the poors of bant.
>>61457882I disagree. I think they’re both wonderful for the stock market and generally the economy as a whole benefits from both variables.
>>61458052Just statin' the truth, that image did more to hurt the vaccines reputation than any protest ever did, and it did it during the pandemic. Sometimes, comedian and personalities need to be kept on a leash.
>>61458052You are bat shit insane if you don't find this incredibly fucking disturbing and retarded >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq76QSlRiPo
Is it safe to expect a slight sell off on Wednesday when Powell announces December rate cuts? since theyre already priced in and all
>>61458068You could be right. Nobody watches TV anymore though. I was suprised Colbert was #1 at 2.5m viewers. With Simpsons averaging 300k I thought he would be less.
>>61458092True, but Simpsons has been dead for ages. I'm waiting for the news that it's not profitable enough anymore to even hire their voice actors to come in.
>>61458072You know you can just not watch this gay shit
Here we goPump until flatCrab szn
>US November Budget Deficit $155 Bln: CBO Estimate
Santa Rally
>>61458134Why isn't Santa pumping my stocks, specifically?
>>61458132and despite that somehow yields are down a bit marketwide
>US Pres. Trump: We Will Take Off A Lot Of Environment Rules That Affect Tractor Companies And Want Reduction In Prices On Farming EquipmentDear Mr. Deere
>>61458134Technical question for those more savy than me: does Santa pump coal stocks or not? Or is there also a Krampus rally?
>>61458146John Deere loves the regs because you can’t fix shit without their technicians
>>61458146why doesn't he just sign something that says that the govt can't mandate that a producer must sell something to you. pretty much solves everything.
>>61458092People basically just watch the monologue on YouTube and that's about it.
>>61458150we're getting the gryla rally
>>61458170There's a gorilla on the loose?
>>61458179I'm not saying gORilla I'm saying gyrla
So Burry is just a permabear that got lucky?
>>61458181Is it a propane grylla?
>>61458195no the story goes she eats your gains
>>61458186yeshe got lucky that one time and then was wrong ever sinceremember when he tweeted sell after muh chinese developer going under?lmao
>>61458134we're on the naughty list
>>61458198Does she use grylla tactics?
>>61458132irrelevantthe fed will simply print to cover it forever
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>>61458132That's better than I thought it would be, by a longshot.
>>61458082depends on whatever he says in the press conference
1 hour to closeAre you making or losing money /smg/?
>>61458250losing bigly
>>61458250My dividend companies are still paying, so making.
>>61457778>or a miscalculation related to stock splitsthis is why i'm bullish on gayi, people forgot how to think
>>61458250I sold at 9:35, neglected going short so only opportunity lost, overall I'm slightly in the green
>>61458250I'm making a lil money
>>61458250I will find out at close...
Socksl calls
>>61458269And GGLL
>>61458250nigvidia up, uuuu down slightly positive crab daycome on 3:59 gigapump
>>6145825050 lot VIX otm calls up an teeny tiny bitmega lot of FTNT +delta +gamma went total rape mode today
>>61458250Losing, but not too much thankfully
thats it
>>61458306MPC-HC is better btw
>>61458202Just asked that because I saw him sperging out again. He's like an /smg/ doomer but understands the technical language kek.
i am so fucking tired of bitcunt
>>61458319so stop investing in it retard
>Apple getting hit with antitrust penalty of $38 billion in Indiakeklmao getting redeemed by their own slave labor
>>61458315I don't think he's wrong, just early.There's no difference between the two, though.
>>61458323I hope it sets a precedent so we stop importing dirty jeets.
>>61458339unfortunately the jeet fetishists will say "we cant hire jeets in jeetland so we'll have to import even more jeets"
>>61458323>the most transparent trade negotiation tactic everit will never happen, the US will concede something
>Tesla stock sank Monday after the company got a downgrade from Morgan Stanley analystsUh TSLAbros...?
I can see a pump happening right before close
>>61457418>Trump can use other laws Nope the other options for ass broad tariffs would need a congressional vote or review
>>61458417>>61458417
stop buying, it's over.
>>61458426>BakerGODS
>>61457323>The funny part is he's chimped out and now banned the EU Commission from X.mr free speech strikes againbans everyone he doesn't like
>>61457817>, that's several peoples annual salary and they want to take that from youhe wants to take far more from you by breaking laws for profit. i dont understand why this is complicated to you."several people's annual salary" the dude steals everyone salary for sport. he screws people over all the time.
Do you fags have any serious money at play?I'm talking at least $100k?
