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the classic spx dump vix pump on no news thanks to unfounded fomc fear edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
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>>61458429
We gently floating to the top wheeeee
EODpamp bros were right
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>>61458417
did japan just get an earthquake?
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>61458446
bad boss
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>>61458446
+$185.60 (+3.79%)
Thank you MU
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>>61458446
Today: +0.05%
This Month: +0.09%
This Year: -46.01%
some went up, some went down
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>>61458446
My TQQQ fell, but GGLL also fell to my buying price of 100 so my likkt order fired and it closed up 1.37 canceling out my TQQQ loses. Still, only +.70% but I'll take it for the day.
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>>61458446
+0.64%

not bad for a day where I would be -0.64% instead if I just held TQQQ doing nothing
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>>61458390
>>61458390
>>61458390

wtf he called it...
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>>61458446
solid day, especially that last minute nigvidia pump
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>>61458454
>-50%
how do you do that in this economy?
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>>61458468
Excuse me it's -46% and the answer is always selling within an hour of the bottom
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>>61458446
+15%. Comfy day.
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>>61458446
+2.18%
Good thing too, my glasses just broke while I was cleaning them so now I've got to buy a new pair
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niggerflix
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>>61458480
classic bort sampson day
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>>61458446
-0.31% but I'm too lazy to rebalance my shit
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>>61458502
I have it everyday because of high margins on off hours
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I think the latest update made Google AI so far ahead of Deepseek it’s like we got accessed to alien technology from ufos and they win every contest by far.
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>>61458446
-0.5
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>>61458417
Sold my gold shares today, getting my cash ready to dump into my Roth, all in VTWAX babyyyy.
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>Japan 10 year bond yields almost at 2%

2026 is gonna be the year of the global financial crisis isn't it?
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>>61458417
kind of new to the stock market, just bought a shitton of silver.
>BHP
>GLD SPDR
>IBIT
>PAAS
>SLV ISHARES TRUST

how fucked am I for the next 2 years?
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>>61458565
there's a containment thread for you 70 iq boomers
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>>61458446
1.2%. I'm shatisfied as they say in Scotland.
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>>61458568
why don't you tell me what are buying instead of being a faggot?, stupid edgy retarded nigger
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Anyone else likes biotech? Just wanted to know what the breast cancer landscape looks like and to see whether Celcuity is promising...
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MU BROS, WE PUMPING
NVDA COUSINS, WE GONNA SELL ON CHINA AND MEGAPUMP
SOX BROS, THIS WINTER RALLY, IS OURS!!!
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>>61458585
MUbros won so hard. Imagine not fullporting seeing they pulled out of consumer
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>>61458581
bioshit is gambling. you can do all the research you like, it's still flipping coins and crossing fingers. i tried for years. the one moon shot doesn't make up for the fifty failures.
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Bought some SCHG, QQQM, BRKB, FXAIX, RSP, SPMO, and FSPGX today
Now my Roth IRA is maxed out
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>>61458588
That was clear as water, brother, but we're close to RSI 70-80... Maybe time to scalp a little bit?
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>>61458589
I only buy post phase 2 biotechs. I don't gamble on phase 1 trash. I want to see actual efficacy results.
I started out in immunology, like RA and UC/CD. But the oncology markets are so fucking big and more interesting...
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>>61458535
i get all my horoscopes from gemini now.
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>>61458595
We had a couple of good days so I think tomorrow's a pullback. That said I have confidence in it long term, so I set my break-even stop loss and am riding it
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yes China buy my fucken H200's
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>>61458603
it's also good for touching up images, though i still use dall-e to make them.
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Any anons know of any good, high-yield (8%+) MLP ETFs?
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>>61458585
>tfw I do business with both Nogvidya and Micron
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>>61458464
Technical analysis works
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>>61458446
+2%
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>>61458633
wish i knew it was gonna be on spy
i gambled on the rustler instead and got fuckall for it, coulda bought those 2 cent spy calls and got 75 cents for each i woulda made bank holy shit im retarded why didnt i just buy both
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>>61458642
I only trade SPY to get used to how it behaves. Better to specialize in 1 ticker than try to find different winners.
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>>61458629
Nice
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>>61458633
woah its a real life hundredaire flaunting his TA skills. ty for your service.
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just tell me whether i should sell tesla and palantir already
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>GUYS WE HAVE TO GO 100% IN AI ITS A NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT CHINA WILL BEAT US IN AI AND ENSLAVE THE ENTIRE WORLD UNLESS WE PUMP TRILLIONS INTO THESE TECH BILLIONAIRES POCKETS
>Ooh btw we're selling chips to China now btw lol
Another classic MAGA win!!!
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>>61458629
How so? You manage a Data Center?
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>>61458682
NOOOOO THEY WILL ABSOLUTELY BE WEAKER WHEN WE SELL THEM OUR CHIPS; THEY WILL STOP DOING RESEARCH AND DESIGNING THEIR OWN WHAT THE HELL IS RESEARCH ENGINEERING EVEN
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>>61458682
>*btw we're selling generation old tech to China
Not like it matters when the Chinks still smuggle Blackwell cards in
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>>61458689
I MEANT REVERSE ENGINEERING,

DAMN REALLY, WHAT THE HELL IS RESEARCH ENGINEERING
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>>61458655
my TA is getting better (i think), but I just didnt see that one coming, I just wildly guessed something was gonna go up holy shit lmao
Rustler is better sometimes due to it being very low cost at the end of the day and usually at barely 25 cents off the strike price, so if it goes up even 50 cents youre in the money
lotta fuckery with the price today though, look at the volume and youll see these random fuckhuge red candles, ridiculous
shoulda sold the 690c and 253c i bought friday at open holy shit but I got too greedy and my stop didnt trigger (set it to 1,00 when it only got to 60c) disgusting
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>>61458696
I never hold options, prices can vary too wildly between a close and open to feel reliable. Interestingly enough 0DTEs feel more stable than multiple DTE because more random factors can happen if you hold for longer.
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>>61458715
yeah pretty much its just a gamble, everything is, this is just more of, usually ill wait until 5-10 minutes minimum into the day to see where the trend is going and get some chinese future telling sticks on my chart, then go in if I see an opportunity
my problem is I have slight fomo and when I can keep it under control ill do decently, although I could be awarded a wall full of "sold too early" awards, because when im in the green I dont trust that shit further than I can shit at it
Im gonna start stacking SOXS calls for may 2026 so hopefully the dumb fuck AI slop crashes by then, but somehow, like GAMB, I doubt itll happen
(im still gonna get some cheap GAMB)
got any of your TA you can show? im usually good at pattern analysis
and this MACD vixfix shit works ok, but its not great
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>>61458446
>-0.18

My portfolio is suffering a slow death by a thousand cuts.
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>>61458727
>Im gonna start stacking SOXS calls
The top is in.
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>>61458727
Gotta keep it real chief, I have no fucking idea of what those lines you posted means. My TA is just looking at the chart multiple times and looking at different patterns that form between different timeframes. Self taught shit thats not formal at all, but happens too constantly to be completely random. I can provide examples of what I did today if that helps.
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>>61458446
+$22,360.56 (+1.51%)
Every day I'm beating the S&P is a good day.
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>>61458763
how? calls? buying and holding SPY?
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>>61458773
Damn son
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>resigns
>replaced with jeet
>connects federal reserve to hyderabad servers running windows 11 with cloudflare
>federal reserve gets scammed and 300 million plus americans cant redeem their fidelity or vanguard

you do know its just a number right? Those big tech companies are fake.
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I demand you give me a 10 bagger. I am entitled to alpha. Hand it over.
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>>61458715
You have no idea what you're talking about. I don't fault you, but you need to know.
Intra-day there is extremely more variance (noise) than 30 days + out.
Can you predict that Real Madrid will be a strong team next season? Yes. Can you predict they will win/lose next match? No.
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>>61458565
jews are trying to shake off the newcomers, bullrun resumes mid to late December after the Fed meeting
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>>61458795
AQB
There's still time to get onboard for the moon mission
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>>61458565
Top signals up the wazoo. Not sure If I want to short a week out or 3 months out. Either way shorting PM's is free money at this point.
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>>61458754
I can see the pattern looking at the tops and lows usually, but in-between the lines is a coin flip, someone posted how the intraday volatility reaches a certain point, algos will sell or buy, so hopefully thats what my bottom chart indicates, also trend reversals using MACD
im still trying to find a "foolproof" way, but I still get caught sometimes, but yeah post some examples of what youre looking at there
the lines help me to give me an idea of where the trend top and bottom is, I could probably do it on shorter timeframes, but the trend is too volatile usually minute by minute

>>61458809
and thats why I usually sell when ive got 100% profit on a call, even though it might go to 1000%, and I wait until 20% loss to sell, but that does eat your ass bacon bit by bacon bit
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>>61458769
Just picking and choosing stocks. I own very little tech.
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>>61458480
WHY YOU LITTLE
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>>61458833
>Either way shorting PM's is free money at this point.
Lol do it
You're going to lose so much money
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>>61458754
TA is not a science. Least of all a formal one. It's a bit make-believe, a bit reading tea leaves. Each individual strategy maybe gives you a <2% edge, but that means you have to stay committed to 100 trades using that TA tool as a centerpiece until you see the effect reliably.
That <2% edge is almost drowned out by noise and macros.
You are doing fine just reading the charts with trad indicators.
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Dividends don't even beat inflation

Why do people buy them?
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>>61458922
>Dividends don't even beat inflation
Depends on which company you buy and when you buy
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bros, I am thinking about getting back into the game, thinking about it. Need 2k for margin of 4k, uhhh, I mean I could. Thinking about it. My strats are good and solid, I lost in the past from being dumb a few days and doing random specific stock pics.

If I do.

Get ready.
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>>61458978
I am glad you are thinking about it
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What are the essential stocks that every investor should own?
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>>61459059
Big tobacco
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>>61459059
NVIDIA.
It's like owning SP500 on leverage but without the losses. WIN/WIN/ULTRAWIN
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>>61459059
Greggs and nvidia with the ratio depending on your desired tech exposure
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>>61459059
IBM, Kodak, General Electric, Coca-Coa and Lockheed-Martin
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>>61459059
MCD
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>>61459118
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>>61459118
>IBM
Joke or not? I actually think they're one of the safest plays on tech and with a long calm upside.
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>>61459059
AZO and/or ORLY
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The USPS said a package would be delivered today but I haven't gotten it yet
Please short the USPS stock
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>>61459140
buying calls because they stopped delivering to niggers
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15k what buy for 1 month hold?
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>>61459177
NVDA MU
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>>61459177
NVDL, same as you shouldve since april
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>>61459177
>>61459204
>>61459264
AI slop will absolutely crash in january
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>>61459297
just like it was supposed to next month for every month bobo
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futures
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>>61459297
yea i'm not buying that shit. Maybe fannie may, kodak, or silver. Maybe a space stock
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>>61459297
it's a national security issue. it will never crash now. the country will fail proping it up.
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>>61459118
what the fuck does IBM even do nowadays other than having a cloud no one uses and posting clickbait articles about their """advances""" in quantum computing
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Euros could only dream
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>>61459327
dreaming is forbidden under eu shari'ah
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>>61459321
so as I said, it will plummet in january
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>>61459337
it being your port?
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>>61458446
Ultra crab market
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>>61459344
sell more options blud, shits gonna crab till jpow calls trump a nigger
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You lads talking about the bubbly AI profit pocket in our ok-shaped economy? I only want to see truthfacts posted in this thread, none of the falsewrongs and bearthinks
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>>61458417
Do you guys think Huawei will ever go public?
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>>61459322
Red Hat and mainframes.
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>>61459355
AI technology science will go up up
dont listen to dumb stupid traitor heretics
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>>61459364
>Do you guys think Huawei will ever go public?
Its chinese the price would crash hard just after IPO
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>>61458590
Nobody responded to my post
If I post a Konosuba character with larger boobs will that get more of your attention?
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>>61458845
Well, strap yourself because this is a long ride.
The first thing I did was see the RSI in this chart of SPY. RSI tends to rise in arcs (yellow lines). If you can catch either the start of one of these arcs or the end of one, your calls or puts will print.
This tells me what's the trend for the day. If we are at the tail end of one of these arcs, the day may be mostly bearish.
Not only we were in the middle of an arc but also the RSI was decisively crabby in the past week hovering between 40s and 60s. During a rally RSI tends to spike or make an angle upwards and hit higher digits than this. Going from a period that's this crabby while one of the arcs is developing made me think the day was bearish before market open, though I didn't know if it was a "puts at open" type of day or wait and see.
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>>61459406
The red lines are just 2 periods were RSI was very crabbish to compare each other. They are not carbon copies of each other, they never are, but it helps to have an idea.
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>>61459403
fuck you post smaller boobs you nigger
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>>61459403
you didn't ask a question
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>>61459388
>t. skaven heretek
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>>61459422
skaven >>>> corpse emperor simple as
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>>61459415
Based
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>>61459415
okay fren

>>61459421
I at least expect people to say "based" or "retard"
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>>61459429
forgot pic
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>>61459432
it seems like you're investing a wide variety of trendy things with no coherent message, think of what you believe the future will be and build your investment strategy around that
also invest in greggs
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>>61458568
Those are stock tickers, you fucking imbecile.
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>>61459406
I was eyeing if we would have a considerable reversal at the start of the day since at the start of the day SPY can reverse the trend of the day momentarily. For this I just saw the RSI hit rock bottom at these yellow periods for a quick calls scalp. That's how I made 15% which is decent enough for the day.
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>>61459437
day of the pillow soon
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>>61459436
It's mostly S&P500 and growth ETFs like QQQM and SCHG. Seems relatively safe. Also physical gold/silver
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>>61459470
its quite safe, is that how you wish to define your future?
there are no right or wrong answers
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>>61459439
Leaving scalp calls aside, I also placed a call around 12:40 PM. Why? because I saw what I call "hanging balls" in the RSI (yellow lines). I usually see these with the MACD and not RSI so this is very rare, but it coincided with a period where option prices doubled between 12:40PM and 12:55 PM.
There were also hanging balls later in the MACD but I didn't pay attention to those. Prices did rise but slowly. Your call would still print here but not as much, but gains are gains.
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>>61459476
I used to put money into meme stocks (like AMC when that was a thing). But having to look at my portfolio constantly is annoying. I prefer set it and forget it
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>>61459492
and thats perfectly valid, my advice would be to look for narratives and not individual tickers. as i said, there are no wrong options, but if you're just gonna fuck around with broad market analogues, why bother discussing the markets?
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>>61459327
>regular
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>>61459483
>hanging balls
lmao
Genuinely insightful though, thanks. What site do you track with?
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>>61459483
The last was this call that a pump would happen before close.
On a zoomed in timeframe I've seen this formation where the MACD rises a little first then has a big rise before (pink lines). Zooming out a bit I saw the hanging balls which usually is really bullish, and zooming out even more the MACD red candles were shrinking. Under those conditions it would be unusual to have a bigger dump.
That, plus the fact that 20 minutes before close or so SPY can have seemingly random spikes or dumps
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>>61459511
> why bother discussing the markets?
Because I want to post cute anime girls
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>>61459525
Just Robinhood. RH legends has been very helpful but I used to trade like this even before Legend. I guess trading like a caveman trained my eyes.
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>>61459531
then why arent you posting stock market anime girls
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>>61459543
I don't think I have them on my phone
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>>61458480
Aye crumba
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>>61459548
And thats why you arent a gorillionaire
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Iz we getting a pump and dump Wednesday?
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>>61459127
This bitch went abuella mode lol
hit or miss girl is still cute though
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>>61459429
well obvs the response was that your investments are so lukewarm they are neither based nor retarded but invisible like a 5'8" male
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>>61459562
Nothing will happen till jpow crashes the market with no survivors
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>>61459403
>>61459470

I love konosuba, may be my actual fav anime. also, is this holo? Or a senko??
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Will bitcunt go up
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>>61459562
rate cuts are bearish for silver
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>>61459439
>>61459483
>>61459527
My watchlist results
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>>61459581
everything will go up
greater judea demands it
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>>61459562
>>61459581
everything goes up because the dollar only goes down. fiat is just 20th century coin clipping.
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>>61459327
>87
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>>61459559
Am I now?
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>>61459580
It's Holo.
I still need to watch Senko's anime
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>>61459627
I used to have and love this picture so much.
Tell me, possible ai art enjoyer.
What are some of your biggest positions if I may?
I'm not in the market atm.
The pics with ai are usually kitsune from me, or succubus.

Senko is a good watch.
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>>61459604
Yeah
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I wish my retard parents taught me to buyded one (1) share of schd with pocket money every week as a kid.
Literally would become a second income by 20.
At the very least I wouldn't have had to work during college
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>>61459652
That one isn't AI slop, but this is.

I try to have around 40% S&P 500, 5% equal weighted S&P 500, 40% growth ETFs, and 15% BRKB for my stocks. I also have a lot of silver and gold
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>>61459129
No one knows what IBM even does. Low info investors, heck normies, know better what names like ASML, palantir, and other non consumer facing do.

Terrible dinosaur company.
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>>61459616
no you're the conservative bobo being dominated by bullish one stock cock
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>>61459673
>brkb
if you werent gay youd have brka
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>>61459684
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>>61459688
I don't have that much money...
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>>61459673
Nice.
You are more of a holder I see.
I can be a degen gambler sometimes, If i had the capital, I would hold.
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>>61459713
do you know why you're a cuck?
because you think "i dont have that much money" rather than "i dont have that much money yet"
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>>61459717
I used to be a degen gambler but it's not worth the time
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>>61459750
that just means you're shit at gambling
you should feel bad about that
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I have -17$ in my bank account and 42k in my broker.
I can't afford to buy toilet paper until I reach six figure hell
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>>61459781
I got like $2k from AMC when that started (also when I started investing, so didn't have much money to start out) but didn't sell and only made like a small gain. Also wasn't worth it because I was constantly checking Robinhood
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>>61459794
my brother in yakub, six figures is heaven, its eight figure hell you should be concerned about
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>>61459799
the funny thing is once you reach 7+ even if your stocks are flat you can make money by rotating to new brokerages quarterly for 5%+ shekels
everything is built to fuck the little man
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>>61459804
OK newfag
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So... like... one smigger has $10 million dollars?
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>>61459812
>>61459817
99% of smiggers are 10MM+, most are billionaires
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Apparently king bobo wrote an entire substack on fanny, is that true?
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>>61459831
thatd be peak bull signal if so
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>>61459831
>>61459838
probably true
he's long on fanny
that's not exactlynbullish
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>>61459865
he's predicted 100 of the past 5 recessions
his analysis of the current situation is completely lacking in technical accumen and is comparing it to dinosaur corps from his youth
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I voted for this
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I CAN TELL THAT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TRUE TO ME
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>>61459897
mash'allah saint powell will destroy the infidel trump with a double rate hike
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What kind of hannakuh tricks do the jews have planned?
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>>61459921
i'd guess there'll be a flash crash to flush out the goyim, but just holnd
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>>61459921
nothing that's a fake holiday like kwanzaa. the notable jewish holidays are in october.
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I feel like one of the biggest reveals of the 21st century is that the welfare state is a mistake. It works for a generation or two as debt balloons before it collapses
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I CAN SMELL THAT YOU’RE ACTING SO FEARFULLY
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>>61458417

Get ready to buy when the liquidations hit. Or just keep buying good businesses like I have that do well regardless. Oh the stock price dumped 5%? Dividend it still $0.43 / share every quarter on a $12.41 cost basis, who the fuck cares what the price does? I mean if you have yieldmax bullshit you'll just have a fixed percent payout with massive capital erosion but actual businesses with actual contracts that produce actual goods pay fixed amounts.
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>>61459936
YOU’RE NO GOOD AND YOU MEAN NO GOOD, TREACHEROUSLY
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I CAN FEEL THE ALARM BELLS-ARE RINGING IN ME
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>>61459887
yes autist that is why i said him being long fanny isnt exactly bullish
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>>61459934
since industrialization, it's been full speed ahead with globalism and corporations running the show. so, id expect more welfare not less as the old world continues to die. American shareholders can be considered welfare recipients with more steps anyways so im not sure why you'd care. And there's always been currency debasement. They'd debase gold/silver even before fiat currencies took over.
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>its real
I CAN HEAR WHAT YOU’RE HOPING I WANT TO HEAR
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>>61459966
yes i'm sure someone wrong 95% of the time can be trusted, go full port and become rich
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>>61459975
I only buyed fanny stock because fanny is a fun word to say
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>>61459975
i'm not falling for this bait you can't possibly be that stupid
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>>61459980
thats a valid reason, only cucks who bought because of what some boomer on talmudvision told them like >>61459982
are retarded
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPUk7AQuoLM
I only smoke when I drink
And I only drink when I overthink
Only smoke when I drink
And I only drink when I overthink

And I only think about you
And I only think about you
I only think about you
And I only think about you
I only think about you
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>>61459986
i didnt buy you idiot nigger i said inverse burrry you stupid sack of shit
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>>61459993
no you didnt but you are free to invent whatever hebraic lies you wish
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I am the first and only person to hold fanny itt
I am down bigly.
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>>61459998
actually I did and you will never be a woman but by all means cut your cock off
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>>61459949
Based
I want cheapies!!!!! REEEEEEEE
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>>61460001
thats what you get for being a homo that touches a mans fanny
>>61460009
id much rather be profitable than in your tranny sex cult
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>>61460013
>touches a mans fanny
Listen man, the worst thing about all the anons in /smg/ running a train on scott bussyant is how much he enjoys it. Its not my fault thats just how he is.
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Do you faggots have any serious money at play?

I'm talking at least $100k?
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>>61460018
all i'm saying is if bussy says everything's going to die thats a signal to go all in on margin on 3x long funds
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>>61460019
most people on smg are in 8 figure hell
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>>61460022
Funds? I'm talking about anal sex with bussyants exquisitely smooth anus. Probably the best investment you can make in 2025.
And I hate to say that.
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>>61460032
you say that but bussy is charging insane rates, you can get 100x the bussy for 1/10 the effort on main street
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>>61460030
if this isn't a larp, congrats
How did you manage to do this?
A bunch of leverage I assume.

I'm at $250k
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>>61460040
im the retard who got in on nvda for 22 cents back in 2010 with a 20k inheritance
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>>61460043
What is your life like now?
Did you buy a mansion or something?
What do you do with all your money?
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>>61460047
honestly it hasnt changed my life at all, i still live in 1ldks doing private equity hebraic treachery. having a fuck you back stop might have been helpful psychologically though. i've always been autistic though so idk
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>>61460054
why the hell arent you retired?
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>>61460065
because FIRE is bullshit
FI is vital, it lets you say fuck you to every job you dont want
but retirement is a slow death, so i use my worthless jew doctorate to look at tech companies doing fun tech experiments and determine if they're worth investing in
dont go to college everything would have pointless if i hadnt gotten lucky and made a fortune, portfolio>>>>>>>degree unless you're dealing with government jews
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Everything is luck
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henlo mister apu
blz stop asking about rate cuts
thank u mister apu
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>>61460079
luck and testicular fortitude, buy peppers from the farm i invested in on a drunken bet
https://www.amazon.co.jp/%E8%BE%9B%E8%94%B5-400001-%E5%A4%A7%E9%AD%94%E7%8E%8B15g/dp/B0727PQRD5?th=1
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>>61460072
give me some of your money
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>>61460092
give me some of your bussy
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is it more efficient to buy puts on a leveraged symbol, or calls on its inverse leveraged counterpart?
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>>61460085
dont tell me what to do you fucking powigger
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>>61460097
>is2x/3x more than -1x
fucking somalians get deported now
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>>61460094
I honestly would if you gave me a milly.
:<
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>>61460108
i'm looking for a catboy maid gf(male) in osaka if you can get a working holiday visa
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I'm going to be so unbelievably rich.
What the actual fuck?
Are we really in a massive giga bull run in gold and silver like in the 70s?

Why aren't you buying the shit out of miners with giga leverage right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N11Nolow8jg
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>>61460114
>that schnozz
you deserve to lose all your money
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>>61460114
they didn't allow it in the 80s why would they allow it now?
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>>61460118
Stay poo-
Oh wait.....

Anyway I already made a bunch of money with miners and I'm going to make a lot more.

>>61460124
It's not up to them anymore.
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>>61460127
good for you, its important to keep the poors in their place so make sure to constantly shit on them/fuck their daughters
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>>61460099
u will do what i say!!!!
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>>61460127
the west is going full digital currency and will just paper trade silver back into the dirt. The fuck our brown slaves gonna do about it
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NIGVIDYA GAYMERS
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>>61460146
I"LL FUCK YOUR MOM IF YOU CUT THE RATES THATS IT
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N&Js
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>>61460157
GAYYYmers are unfortunately a vast minority of the market because of the jews
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>>61460159
Based
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>>61460162
I was actually just looking at 5090s on Newegg and they are like $3500. If I was gonna try and become an eceleb I would get one.
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>>61460172
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rjou6-OISP4
fuck every nigger who gives a fuck about ecelebs and epeen
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>>61460152
>the west
lmao he thinks the west matters when the rest of the world cares about physical metals
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>>61460177
BUT MY FAVORITE ECELEBS!
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>>61460197
who gives a shit about the rest of the world lol
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>>61460201
they outnumber you and your country's status as reverse status is ending
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>>61460209
lions do not concern themselves with the opinons of sheep, maybe you should write a sternly written letter to your infinite arabs if you want to pretend you have relevance
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>futures
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>>61460227
>No.61460227▶
how is kot so smart?
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>>61459895
Peter Lynch on diversification
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqjucO_99cw
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>>61460219
lmao you mutts are in for a rude awakening in the next few years, enjoy your utter poverty since you produce nothing and deserve nothing
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I am considering a $50k margin yolo on 0dte calls for when spy inevitably drops during pows fed speech.

It will work.
It must work.

FORTUNE FAVORS ME.
I AM A WINNER.
I CAN FEEL IT IN THE AIR TONIGHT.
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>>61460261
what does dumbfuckistan produce in the eu despite censorship and rapefugees? I'm heavily invested in eastern europe because they'll tell you jews to go fuck yourselves and grow because of it
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>>61460262
why are you being so weak as to only be going 50k margin? if you believe it will happen it will only manifest if you margin your entire future
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>>61459312
trillions for this
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>>61460019
>I'm talking at least $100k?
I have about 20 positions of varying sizes and just my ASTS is currently worth about $125,034 and if they would fucking launch their fucking satellites it will be worth about $300,000 soon.
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Thoughts on bayhorse silver bhs.v?
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>>61460209
>reserve status ending
That would unironically be a good thing, do you not know about the Triffin Dilemma? There’s a reason the dollar’s value is down 99% what it was back when the US first established itself as global power.
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>>61460043
>im the retard
Never mess with retard power, its something to be respected. The interest and dividends must be amazing for accelerated growth. You made it and you will be growing even faster.
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>>61460297
>ASTS
I'm upset I didn't slurp in the 50s recently
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>>61460307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgun4yFSsuU&list=RDxgun4yFSsuU
this has unironically been the themesong for my life
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>>61460314
>I'm upset I didn't slurp in the 50s recently
It might drop again, the poo space agency delayed their launch. I think the recent ramp was anticipation of the launch that was scheduled for this Thursday, but now its at least a week later. There is a lot more detailed discussion on ASTS on reddit. No one seems very interested here. If the poo rocket blows up for fails to deliver the correct orbit the price will drop agian.
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When Americans stop counting Arabs as white in their census, then they might laugh at us a little. Until then all those Arabs are white here too.
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>>61460332
lmao here's your /pol/ thread based retard
>>523163150
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>>61460261
we produce total global military domination
you're either a US colony or a US vassal or you're an irrelevant stone age tribe. Every country on the planet belongs to America.
The largest individual holders of gold and silver are Indian citizens LMAO there's your next pooper power
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Don't you guys ever get tired of losing?
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https://apnews.com/article/paramount-warner-bros-discovery-netflix-trump-347540ae7a4f83fced833fe882f25680
shit is going down for control of goyimTV
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4mg0sp2nyo
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>>61460432
Except Russia obviously, as Trump won't do anything.

>Muh I'm gonna end the war in 2 weeks
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>>61460114
My meme tiny Bayhorse position popped 30% lol.
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>how it feels to live under Trumpflation
But yeah, let's cut rates to zero, am I right my fellow goyim?
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>>61460534
Covered calls and covered call ETFs
Simple as
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>European Officials Eye 'Nuclear Option' of Dumping U.S. Treasuries If Trump Cuts Ukraine Deal Without Allies — WSJ

Potential black swan?
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>>61460688
Now do it during the yen carry trade and AI bubble unwind keklmao.
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>Trump administration wants airlines, airports to offer healthier food, exercise options http://reut.rs/4q10rcY

In other words: McDonalds
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>$GOOGL | EU Commission Opens Investigation Into Possible Anticompetitive Conduct By Google In The Use Of Online Content For Ai Purposes

EU is coming for U.
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Just wanted to say I was right.
Again.
And the pajeets posting here are wrong.
Always.
This is so tiresome.
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>>61460768
The EU fucking sucks but God do I love them for going after these tech monopolies.
T: EUfag
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>>61460536
I don’t want to buy a house with rates this high still, sorry but we gotta keep cutting. I’ll have a six figure down payment ready in early 2027.
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>>61460813
What because they’re all American?
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>>61460822
I love them for going after Chinkshit producers as well. In some areas they are actually trying to protect their voters. Then most of the policies they draw up is complete dogshit. But some of it is alright.
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>https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1998108853444169807
>Fucking Christmas ads made with AI
>Still had to do too much work anyway despite 'ai cost cutting'

If this isn't bearish for the AI bubble, I don't know what is
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>>61460901
>https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/1998108853444169807
>that dump at 0:15
Looks like he fell from the sky and not from skating.
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worst /smg/ yet
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>>61460976
*YTD
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>>61460275
Poland regularly crashes in a cycle and is dependent on western companies offshoring, Hungary and Slovakia are just retarded and have somehow tied themselves to Russia's economic future, Romania is in a debt crisis etc.

If you're going to play this game then it's the connector states like Slovenia and Kazakhstan where the money is made.

>>61460197
The top signal on precious metals will be the end of the Indian wedding season in February. The current bump in Silver and Gold is following it rather than it being sustainable.

>>61460688
Okay but then this might happen:
>US retaliates by threatening to dump bonds of EU members

I get why the EU is doing it and it's 100% justified but there are better levers to pull.
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>$NVDA | China Set To Limit Access To Nvidia’s H200 Chips Despite Trump Export Approval –
@FT

Srsly, what a shitshow, this caused the dump on futures and obv NVDA, lmao
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>>61460768
>>61460813
The EU regulators never mention who these American companies are walking over. Never one EU based company is ever mentioned. Oh wait, there are none.

I hate Google just as well, but a business favoring their own in-house models and products over another business is a nothing burger extreme with cheese. The consumer has the ability to type in another web browser if they wish. Fucking Brussels shitting where they eat, again. I hope the Trump admin sanctioned the dog shit out of these idiots in Brussels.
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>China to limit access to Nvidia's H200 chips despite Trump export approval, FT reports Reuters 14m ago
KEKLMAO
>KEKLMAO
KEKLMAO
>KEKLMAO
KEKLMAO
>KEKLMAO
KEKLMAO
>KEKLMAO
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>>61458417
Day 2 of needleposting every day until the AI bubble bursts.
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The best part is that Trump ruined the
>muh race with China
narrative for bailing out these AI mania shitcos now, and he got absolutely nothing in return keklmao.
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I think this might actually be it. I think the AI bubble just popped now that there's no ignoring that China doesn't want to participate in the bubble keklmao.
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Shill your juniors
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>>61460901
If I were them, I wouldn't say that people have worked on that ad; it's really pretty bad.
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>NVDA dumps $3-4
>Algos pump other shit in exchange
>indices almost flat on it
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>>61460813
> T: EUfag
Trust us, we know. Queer
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>>61460536
Its this nigga with no legs or arms. I remember him. He was astroturfed to the Evangelicals when I was younger. Look at the way the jew behokds him. Hawkish, predatory but also amused.
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Baking!!!
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>>61461218
we're not even at bump limit retard
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>300 replies
NEW >>61461231
NEW >>61461231
NEW >>61461231
NEW >>61461231
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>>61461233
smg isnt as fast as it was prior to the email verificaiton to warrant a new thread right at 300 replies.
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>>61461107
There's no point in trying to start such a company as long as the entrenched incumbents have free reign. It would be easier to just throw your money on a bonfire

>favoring their own in-house models and products over another business is a nothing burger extreme with cheese
Vertical integration is a textbook way to abuse market power
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why did Unilever become untradable?
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what's everyone's bond/stock ratio? I've been getting more into bonds since we have super low inflation rn
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>>61461432
especially the bakers
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/smg/ is so dead it's so over
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>>61461859
kek
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>>61461887
this is the worst /smg/ yet
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>>61461859
sorry, we are all in /pmg/
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>>61461898
you guys took over the commodities general... I wanted to discuss trading cocoa and oil
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I woke up feeling gay so I'm gonna make a latte.



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