Smug anime girls edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61461231
>>61463055so fxcking bullish at xrp
Post your junior miner portfolio or swear to God she gets it
How you guys looking so far for YTD close performance? I was doing well until BTC took a nose dive and now only my main port is beating the nasdaq and sp 500 both and my roth is only beating the sp 500 and my rollover isnt even beating the dow now. I was beating all of the index by 9-11% earlier.
Buy TQQQ
I told you niggers FLWS was gonna squeeze
F for grorius nipponGodzilla summons at 210 is imminent
>>61463065I sold all my junior minors. Everything looks too expensive now
>>61463065Gets the my portfolio?
so now that Cathie sold, TSLA will probably break out of this 5 year consolidation chart
>VOR 40% be honestshould I sell to reenter later?
>>61463089just in time for elon to start pumping to reach his compensation package. good thing i loaded up already.
what're the average holdings of the /biz/ anon?
I finished de-risking my portfolio. I closed all my options plays that expire near the FED decision. I recommend you to do the same, to reconsider your options plays that go across the FED meeting.
>>61463055
>>61463065Maybe later in the week if they perform
>>61463116i like your drawings anonthey make me smile and i always savded them :)
>>61463137>top
>>614630703x'd my IRA earlier this year and just today went redhave a full size /SI put option that got decimated todayRIP
>>61463070YTD 53.5%November shaved about 30% off of that. Terrible month.
>>61463089>>61463102Now see, I can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic and if this means I should pull the trigger on my own holdings or get ready to ride it out to the moon
>>61463148> if you crook the line slightly either way it shows or doesn't show what I wantwhoever made that chart stealth cruises if you catch my drift
>KOLD
>>61463070About +18% YTD. Was almost +30% not all that long ago
>>61463070almost 25xd finna 30x eoy if some bets pay off
uhhh guys that boughted vore stock ...you solded before that dump right ?
>>61463070+22% YTD. Kinda wish I went full retard with BYND instead of only partial retardation
>>61463216It's still above what I sold at
HENLO MISTER APU HENLO
>>61463070Was actually at -60% in first half, but managed to make it back thanks to slurping with high leverage.Now sitting at comfy +20% - not great not terrible.
>>61463242Finally a good fucking question, let him speak!
>>61463137:3I'll be sure to doodle more in the future
>>61463242No
>>61463070if tech goes down i'm getting heemed though
>>61463310RAISE THE RATES APU YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>61463085
What brokers do you all use? It seems like the free brokers are becoming overly restrictive lately and blocking high volatility movers.
>>61463332Klaus Schwab but only because they bought out TDA
>>61463070don't ask
>>61463332schwibbidity is probably the best broker atm
>>61463198I’m serious, I already positioned accordingly. It’s not if, but a matter of when it breaks out. Timing it is the hard part.
All I do is buy VOOits like... its all I know how to do man.Is... is this okay? I'm up to 200 shares now, should I sell call options on them?
>>61463216I solded
Bayhorse bros, how we feeling? I'm hoping for a .14c close today.
>>61463332if you wanna dodge the (((free))) trade broker shortcomings check out Interactive Brokers and pay them to avoid PFOFThey're the only brokers that have that options afaik, but I saw some reddit post about another firm that offers no PFOF middlemanpic sauce: https://gdcdyn.interactivebrokers.com/Universal/servlet/Registration_v2.formSampleView?formdb=3074
>>61463383do what feels right brobut you don't want to become "that VOO unc"
inb4 Power Quarter Hour
>>61463065AGCDEEXKHLAUMBFBCEKFGENMFGSVRFSCZMFSLVDF
>>61463396ps. Ive used IB in the past (but blew up my accounts there), my faultcurrently using C.Schwab on thinkorswim and Tastyworks in the browser, both of decent platforms, but my absolute favorite platform was probably TradingTechnologies which I got to try at Tradestation, but I kept trading weird futures and the risk desk kept blocking me >:( so I left
>>61463198Woods sells too early as often as Cramer inadvertently calls tops. Do not let noise dictate your long-term investment strategy.
>>61463391Im priced out
You own Newmont Corporation and Coeur Mining. I own Generation Mining and Kuya Silver. We are not the same.
>$JPM is down close to 5% today after management flagged a “little more fragile” consumer backdrop and higher card charge‑off expectations.Yeah it's over.
>>61463116Based doodle scribbler
>>61462947So... yes
>>61463116>>61463137These are really really cuuute and I also love them dearly. Thank you anon
Robinhood has fucked me yet again, so much for making a quick hundred bucks on SPY options
>>61463524Why the fuck would you use robinhood? Is there some legitimate reason im unaware of?
>>61463524>This is my 4th day trade in 5 calendar days>How does this keep happening to me?Anon...
>>61463198Im serious as well. Kathy imfamously sells too early and Elon has like a $500 billion incentive to pump tesla. >>61463192>RIPF>>61463194yeah late oct early nov hammered me too hard. I was beating the indexes healthily before that month. >>61463235still solid at least and yeah i sold bynd way too early. Least i didnt lose money but still. >>61463267grats on climbing back. ending positive is always better than ending negative. >>61463317same im 99% tech and like one non tech stock. Hope everyone ends strong.
>>61463534Newfags anonThey don't remember the gamestop rugpull
>>61463524That's not robinhoods rules that's the SEC retard
>>61463496based free money enjoyers. I hope they bought physical silver.
>>61463564Just did the same thing on my JP Morgan investment account. I hate being poor.
>>61463539It said I was marked a month ago, it’s all a bunch of crap.>>61463564I have over 25k, I should be fine.>>61463545I started trading in 2017, reddittards deserved what they got.
>>61463579Switch to a cash account and you can day trade all you want. Alternatively get to 25k or better yet stop day trading and invest
>>61463589>It said I was marked a month agoThey give you a warning when you do your third day trade in 5 days. It's when you do your fourth that you get locked out for 90 days.If you DO have more than 25k in the account then turn off the warnings and it won't do that to you.
>>61463593Long cracker barrel
>buy a stock>it goes up:)>keep holding>it goes up more:)>buy more>it goes down:(
>>61463593im in broadcom and oracle. oracle is low key a meme i feel like but not in the good way. ill prob sell it by time trump is out of office. Ellison sucks. I think broadcom will do well though. happy with that. also,>gme lul
>>61463611is this a true story?
>>61463593Come on Oracle... come on Broadcom... keep the semiconductor market jacked up so my MU and SNDK and WDC will moon.. come on, baby...
>>61463602Wait the warning option itself is a hard limit even though I’m above the required amount to do it whenever? That’s retarded. Can’t turn it off now until like March anyway but yeah guess I’ll just cross my fingers that SPY is up tomorrow morning and use my IBKR for trading. I do really like Robinhood’s UI otherwise but their support sucks.
>>61463589>25k+ port>trying to make a couple hundred collars on 0DTEwhats the point? go big or go home, if the value of your account at the end of the day is at 25 or above you shouldn't have issues, nor should you waste time trading 0DTE for $300
>>61463524its Sucking Every Cock that makes the pdt rules not robinhoodthere's an easy solution though
>>61463624100% factual
>>61463551based
>spacex to pursue IPO in 2026we ready boys?
>>61463468My long term investment strategy is to read old newspapers, go back in time, buy low and sell high.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7FsNOzGutI
>$60.68 silver
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61463727+$110.00 (2.16%)Contemplating selling this AH...
>>61463727Something somethingI LOST 3.8k € when my google stop loss got activated on the stupid derivative to go on and rebound after it was ower
>>61463727Today: +0.04%This Week: +0.10%This Month: +0.14%This Year: -45.97%hyper crabbing
>>61463727+0.17%tomorrow we rip. then a healthy pullback Thurs/Friday. I'll probably hold QID those days
>>61463727-0.17TSLA 1.29GOOGL 1.07Would have been a 1% day, but the drag from SOFI and CELH were just too great.
>>61463727>+0.04%fucking kek
>>61463727+1.08%Had to pull a little money out of my emergency fund again, not thrilled about that
>>61463758anon what if you have an emergency
>>61463727+$29,078.40It's good to be in miners.
>>61463593>manchester unitedSo, it happened AGAIN. We can blame shirt sales, we can blame player salaries but the truth is it's simply not enough.
>>61463765I'm hoping to replace it with part of my Christmas bonus in a few days
>>614637773 LIONS ON THE SHIRT
>>61463603They just took a huge dump on you LOMOA
>>61463727I was up for SO LONG!
There is now one Nanachi in this thread. Lucky gains will come to your portafolio but only if you say, "Jerome Powell, chop chop this Christmas crab" out loud
>>61463727i'm bankrupt apu, -.01%
>>61463727
>>61463727-0.17%Boring ass day
>>61463820I for one like this crab if it means +2%-4% a dayJerome, please nurture this crab that it be everlasting...
>>61463732Still to your %'s chud
>>61463727>>61463727+9% todaycomfy comfy times
>>61463070+60% ytd>>61463727+0.8%
>>61463795My yearly Christmas bonus is $50 kek
>>61463835I forgor sorry I am a chud tho
>>614637275.58%
>Niggas still haven't found out the reverse Trump tradeCVS zoomingTardenyol zoomingAI crashing out. Get on board before you get left behind niggas. It's basically free money!
>>61463874Damn. I guess I ought to be grateful, mine's been $4k the last couple of years.
What are your predictions for tommorow?I think Fed cut is priced inNews sentiment feels bearishEconomy is in awful shapeProbably a modest -0.5% tomorrow by EOD is my guess
>>61463727+0.62% today+1.6% this week+39% since january
>>61463820Jerome Powell, chop chop this Christmas crab
>>61463941jpows going to call trump a nigger, put out a double rate hike then resign
>>61463735brutal pic
My screener is turning up these five stocks:BAH, JBLU, NWBI, OXM, and WASH
Jerome would be such a boss if he raised rates and then quit. It would be awesome to watch all the piggys oink. Guys on millions leverages into COIN 300 calls, billion into bitcoin. All he has to do is make this excuse that without real data he can't risk overheating the economy. Tariffs have created too expensive of groceries. I just hate things when they are too predictable.
>>61463941dunno but im expecting 2026's s&p/nasdaq/bitcoin to outperform 2025's.
short gamestop (gme)
>>61463983The pee n' poo 500 has returned something like +12% over the next 12 months following a govt. shutdown
A whale dumped tesla at 4 pm. Bad news kings. Tomorrow is majorly red.
how real is this?
>>61464013...for TSLA!
>>61463593Oracle has so much room to move up, might do a cheeky call.
>futures
WE JUST GOT STOPPEDTHE GAME IS OVER
>>61464051Would you say... the game stopped?
>>61463593>AVAVAieeeee
After waiting for a couple years I finally gave up on this shitNow look at the proceeds I got, and look at the current priceKill meI'd rather be wrong than to be right at the wrong time
>>61463727+0.48%
>>61463727peak crab moment, +0.00%
>>61463727-0.3%nothing ever happens
>>61464110$TQQQ outperformed it anyways.
poor people are waiting for a crash to buy a house. i don't think they will be rewarded. lots of areas in the south and midwest are still the same price they were 20 years ago in the real bubble.
Can anybody make sense of AMD's price?It doesn't make sense to me with ARM coming in and intel's market share decline in the design space is following the inverse square law.What exactly is the bull case for AMD which justifies this price, given that the big hardware and cloud providers now make their own design?
>>61463727>1.08%silver contracts I had been buying all went green today.
>>61463396Vanguard is also direct market access (no PFOF) but you have to trade through their website afaik
Brothers it just occurred to me how bad of a financial investment women are. You're buying at the literal picotop as her looks and ability to birth kids will only diminish, it's a depreciating asset that has constant maintenance and upkeep costs, and there's a 50% chance you lose half your net worth.
>market crashes>we dont go back in timecan we crash to 2015 levels? I'd love to go back to listening to metalcore and not knowing about ai shit. Also trump and musk being boring people. Tiktok and jeet/bot twitter not being a thing. I miss that nigga obama.
I don't like the word retarded as an adjective, but most day traders strike me as being legitimately retarded.Like, slow on the whole and then mentally retarded and in a couple specific faculties.They approach day trading with the scientific method of an 8 year old and I'm barely exaggerating when I say that. Your introduction to how to trade stocks begins with an introduction to basic logic or basic critical thinking and somewhere mixed in with that is a bunch of terms like "volatility" and "risk adjustment" that they barely understand.I take a great amount of solace in the idea that there's a way to reliably make money as long as these people exist and are also able to.I do not believe that they know what a stock is. Nor that "trading" is not specific to a stock.Please read my extremely flat tone and note that I'm not trying to be inflammatory and that I'm legitimately just being honest. The hardest part about learning how to trade has been listening to these people talk.
>>61464206How about 2005>>61464220Well statistically the majority of day traders lose money
>>61464228>>61464206Following up on that, you can pinpoint on this graph where things really started to go to shit
Has everybody here converted their fiat?
>>61464220All you have to do is look at how many traders lost their shirts trying to short NVDA during its bullrun last year and this year. They kept saying 50 IQ shit like "it went up so much so it has to go down" then getting obliterated week after week.
>>61464026in the way that its not really Trumps faultthe tariffs arent responsible for the price of food or the housing prices
>>61464262Anybody talking about stocks/movement as vaguely as "it went up/down" is unbearable to listen to
>>61463310REEEEEEEE
>>61464288True 200 IQ chads use RSI, especially when it aligns on all the major charts (daily, weekly, monthly). Buy at target (just look at the charts for the pattern, such as 40 being a floor) and sell at target.Its the easiest fucking thing too and I've made a fortune using it, mixed with good old fashioned due diligence.
>>61464257opposite actually. I've been getting bonds since we are in low inflation times
>>61463727+0.14I guess that's good. Does anyone actually read these posts? I usually just try to make sure I'm not too far off the average which is easy as most of us are probably majority in indices.
>>61464398I read them
>>61464398I read them. I like to see how I'm doing compared to other anons
>>61463216Sold at +15% today. Considering buying back in tomorrow though
$CPB and $CBRL are both down after earnings, adding to their significant red years already.
Finally a fucking green week. November really cucked me
ABVX buyout announcement very soon. over 100% Premium from current close price
>>61464302>still using RSI250 IQ chads use Bollinger Bands
No assets and no income. Want to take out a loan to dump into stocks or rocks. Anyone done this?
>>61464536Start with a job so you have a frame of reference for the value of money.
>>61464509not attending JPM conference. Which they did almost every year and 2026 is one of their pivotal years.Along with the insider trading bullshit on calls.... It's a buyout.
>>61464473Nov cucked everyone. Lost like 35% in nov.
>>61464536Don't do this
it's OVER
>>61464536I took out two, plus I just bought four ounces of gold to sell to jm bullion for a quick 16 grand. As long as you know you can pay it back you’re good. Most people don’t have a clear plan though, I just prefer collecting consistent dividends each week.
We're on track for a 2008-style economic collapse.
AND IF YOU ONLY KNEWJUST HOW MUCH THE SUN NEEDS YOU
>>61464688Priced in
>>61464688No, we're really not.
>>61464715>markets at all time highs, amidst an obvious bubble that's at risk of popping>"priced in"
>>61464737>*Weimar popping
>>61464176Then it's just more waiting. It's not like I can afford something now and am just not buying, waiting for a better price. Mind you I'm in Canada and have been priced out for over 10 years already. Good times.
>>61464737>obvious bubble>if i say it ill sound smart even if theres no evidence of itwhat metric are you using for bubble claims? Dont say price of the stocks or index numbers.
>>61464737market’s been effectively sideways for a couple of months, performance wise and considering inflation+cuts we really aren’t at ATH and have some margin of safety from here. I’ll gladly buy any dip.
>>61464760>NOOOOOOO, you can't use all these metrics that I don't approve of>You have to use a source that I likeHow about that nobody actually knowledgeable about AI thinks that the current AI datacenter spending mania is sustainable? Here's a feature length podcast of Andrej Karpathy calling you a retard:https://www.dwarkesh.com/p/andrej-karpathy
>>61464688The contraction in 2008 happened after the stock market crash though
>>61464783Why would an ai scientist known anything about capex? >metrics i dont approve ofSorry but price of stock isnt a metric that proves bubble. Give me a fundamental metric that proves it.
>>61464784Yes, and it means that we're still in the 2007 downturn before an even bigger contraction next year that exceeds 2008. They've royally fucked up the economy and we're in the opening phase of a depression.
>>61464688we literally solved this in 2008. just bail everything out bro. boomers were promised this.
>>614648042007 barely had any contraction at all, so no we aren't in 2007 situation.A crash might be coming and with the real economy to the shitter it can become a giga disaster, sure, but we are in a different situation.The amount of subprime debt (credit cards, car loans) sure is worrying
>>61464801Every traditional metric for valuing stocks says that we're in a massively inflated bubble, but you're unwilling to consider those obvious warning signs. AI mania is built on hopium that one of these companies will be able to invent self-improving AGI that solves all the capex problems, and Andrej Karpathy explains why that idea is utterly pants-on-head retarded.
>>61464815The economy can't absorb any more inflationary pressure from money printing without causing hyperinflation. Inflation is already running hot and trending upward. If they print, it will just make the crisis even worse.>>61464823You're not understanding what I'm saying: 2007 is to 2008 as 2025 is to 2026. We're heading into something much, much worse than 2008.
>>61464835>oh know the boomer ports and assets skyrocket.they will print. nobody wants to be the administration that didn't print, even though it's the right call.
I'm honestly astounded at how poorly gamestop has done over the past 5 years. At least the AMC nigger had the good sense to cash in on the memestock hype and not pretend like he was running a legitimiate bussiness
I accidentally 29 shares of SCHD instead of 2...I genuinely thought I was dreaming when the notification woke me upI dont know if this was a typo or a stroke
>>61463065Bocana Resources
>>61464835>2007 is to 2008 as 2025 is to 2026Maybe, maybe not.Consumer spending doesn't point in that direction though, or you'd see 2007 being the year with the big dip not 2008.
it's overthe economy is overthe whole thing
Get your positions in now, because tomorrow I predict:>YUGE cutsfollowed within seconds by >YUGE pumps>twenty-five basis poi-WRONG, I say they're going for 50. Which will make Bobo hang himself RIGHT HERE, TOMORROWAnime girl makes this a reality. WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>61464900Proportionally, the dip next year is going to be 4X as bad as 2008.
>>61464918idk trump just rated it A+++++ which is like 3-4 more pluses than any economy ever.
>>61464804Why don't you include the federal reserve in this image?
>>61464920
>>61464922post shorts/puts
>>61464828>Every traditional metric for valuing stocks says that we're in a massively inflated bubblename me one then. should be easy.
>>61464262>it went up so much so it has to go downThis is legitimately a 50 IQ statement and it sounds about on par for the average stock trader.>>61464302>>61464531These are 80 IQ statements and it's the kind of fascinating information I get after listening to 15 minute video with a 3 minute intro with trap music in the introduction.Which RSI. Relative to what. I guess the standard one. I'm not sure most people even understand why it's the standard one.A bollinger band is an entirely different tool and is not mutually exclusive.I'm legitimately not trying to be inflammatory or impolite. I just cannot talk about stock trading without talking about it like this. It's a constant state of fascination.
>>61463772Whoever of you who was saying to invest in miners on this board. Past all the BS on here, thank you. You and some rando who posted about photonics in an off thread have made me a lot of money (to me) since getting into stocks. Thank you!
>>61464949>>61464969>nu/biz/ is actually this financially illiterate
>>61464990>you have to be smart and act smart to make moneynot true
This ai bubble is eerily similar to the European exhange rate mechanism crisis of 1992.
>>61464557Ive worked for years and became disabled.l about to get my disability payments soon enough.>>61464682Thats exactly my plan. I want to start woth one loan and put it into a dividend that will repay the loan and take out another loan down the line for more once I build credit to pay the first loan faster then rinse and repeat while increasing my positions.
>>61465019What are we supposed to do? Time the market? Withdraw everything and potentially lose another two years where the market goes up 50 percent? Buddy, I’m a retail investor. If I took out everything every time some guy posted a scary graph, I’d have two percent annual returns.
>>61465019>there are no guarantees and this time is unironically different and you will miss out
>>61465020Why isn't everyone doing this
>>61465044It's time you become acquainted with the profound wisdom offered by the Scowling Semite of Risk Management. His book Antifragile covers it best: small extreme bets spaced out over time with highly asymmetric rewards. With small bets, you can afford to be totally wrong nine times in a row if on the tenth bet you achieve a 100X payout. This nigga consistently made insane amounts of money in 1987, 2000, and 2008 as an options trader, and then dedicated his life to intellectual pursuits after becoming independently wealthy, and is now a distinguished professor of quantitative finance and risk management. He's the real version of Michael Burry.
>>61465054
so you're telling me im supposed to drop $5k on voo when it's at a ath?
>>61465123you can always wait until it dip back to this ATH again and "buy the dip"
>>61465054It took 17 years for people who bought the top of the sitcom bubble to make their money back. I'm not feeling particularly anxious about missing out on that.
>>61465149*dotcomFucking hell.
>>61465149>sitcom bubbleCan't believe people invested their life savings in That '80s Show
>>61465149no, no, you were right. seinfeld, frasier, friends... that was the top
What's consensus on GRAB? Looking for a quick 2x - 4x
>>61465149>RomcomI knew buying hallmark stock was a mistake.
>SpaceX to Pursue 2026 IPO Raising Far Above $30 Billionhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-09/spacex-said-to-pursue-2026-ipo-raising-far-above-30-billionThe future of humanity will be decided on whether an unstable African meth-addict is going rug space.
>>61465090I like Taleb, but don’t read his X posts or you’ll lose respect for him. Either way, I don’t know if I have the capacity to time the market a hundred times, lose, and win the very next.
>>61465149>Dad made billions longing the Cosby show>Lost literally everything when the Little Bill bubble burst
some anon made a post about weed stocks. NLCP, TCNNF, GLASF... thoughts you absolute FUCKS?Weed crazy came and went. Is there going to be an uptick with our (((government))) giving the populace a (((win))) by reclassifying cannabis
>>61465215I just buy smg because its a good company that does stuff other than just weed and it's also the name of the thread.
>>61465232reasoon it's been completely bogged from its 2021 highs? kek wtf happened to my miracle grow
Dead gaem
>>61465246It giga pumped because everyone thought Biden was going to legalize weed and with the lockdowns and working from home everyone just would never ever go to a bar or see other people again and stay home and tend to their weed plants and get stoned the rest of the day. It was a retarded pump totally disconnected from anything.
>>61465149>that sourceOkay…
>>61465215I've lost incredible amounts of money listening to tips about weed stocks here. I think one anon runs a weed related business and tries to get insight into the market, but his tips are always way off or don't come to fruition.
>>61465288Theres unironically way too many weed places and they all have zero moat.
Quantum Computing Insider Here:Google is going nowhere with their superconducting schema. They fired Anthony, the previous director of Quantum hardware, and promoted Julian. Julian is just a nerd he has no leadership potential. Senior Engineers at the company still can't put in to words what exactly the computer is useful for. The official word from Julian on the problem it can solve is "Random Circuit Sampling". Which is what it sounds like, the computer generates a random quantum circuit and can measure values on it a certain % of the time. "Quantum Supremacy" is what this means, the quantum computer can solve a problem (random quantum circuit sampling) better than a classical computer. Well no shit, it invented a quantum problem, it's not solving anything useful. The "error correction" just shows how much noise is built in to the whole bullshit that they need a seperate error correcting circuit running in parallel to fix all the errors from the noise. That's right, "quantum error correction" isn't using quantum computing to solve any errors that might exist in a chunk of code, a LLM, or anything useful, it just means correcting the errors native to the quantum computer. It's inventing a problem and solving it and calling it innovation. SAD.On the other hand, Photonics is going through the fucking roof. Some would not even consider it quantum, but to be fair it really is. It uses photons instead of electrons, and delivers significant performance advantages for certain types of problems, specifically interconnects which are fundamental for any complex circuit. TSEM went up 3x this year, and they are dominating the US manufacturing of photonics chips. MRVL is innovating a tremendous amount and creating new devices testing different substrates etc.
>>61465290The issue is that states used them as a way to get tax revenue for their dumb shit. They thought they could tax it at whatever amount. No actually, you can grow it on the side of a highway (it’s called weed for a reason) or in a closet, hence the black market returning.
>>61465177GRAB? More like CRAB!
>>61465288you want to be a winner, right? why don’t you just buy serious stocks instead?
>>61465318Small cap stocks with hype can 10x. They can also dissolve just as quick. In other words, it’s gambling.
>>61465288Dude you want to be a winner, right? Think for a second. Why not invest in serious, strong companies or at least hot industries instead of a long-known meme industry based on 4chan tips? Please think.
>>61465288if someone had a good stock tip why would they share it and not just buy the stock? the only good tip is a thesis for a stock which can be debated, if its shit it will be called out/ignored
>>61465302Regarding the SQUIDs:MRIs are already priced in obviously. Most people don't even realize MRIs were the first "quantum computer" and that they measure the spin of atoms in your body and correlate those values to different body materials to give a map of your internals. This is an actual useful version of superconducting quantum computing because SQUIDS are legitimate quantum sensors which can be a part of a profitable machine so long as they cover the cost of super-cooling. Thankfully new alloys have been smelted which can be superconducting at much higher temperatures, such that only liquid nitrogen is required which is 1000x cheaper than liquid helium.Protein Discovery, Quantum Chemistry is the area I don't know much about, but I believe may actually be the most advanced. I need to re-watch the NVIDA town hall with all the quantum companies because there was one company building simulation software, which would fit well with the natural capabilities of quantum computing. If someone knows please chime in.In short my view of the industry right now is that the companies trying to make a really "computier computer" are failing, while the ones making quantum sensors, tools, and machines will succeed.
>>61465323Sure I understand trading high risk speculative trends. But weed stocks in particular are known to be largely disappointing for this for years now. You don’t have to just gamble randomly on tips to play high risk high reward, it’s just lazy.
>>61465336The mean IQ is just under 100.
Where's that schizo I know where he's been
>>61465336it just takes one trump tweet to send weed stocks soaring
>>61465340100 mean tho
>>61465381ok
>>61465381>$12 BILLION to grow the DANKEST BUD the world has EVER seen! People said it couldn’t be done—WRONG! America will lead the world in PREMIUM weed—strong, beautiful, absolutely incredible. The best farmers. The best smoke. MAKE AMERICA CHILL AGAIN!>People are calling it “Trump Bud” nobody has ever seen bud this great! So strong, so beautiful, and totally American. Even California can’t believe it! We’re setting records and making America RELAX again. Very proud!
I'm getting overwhelmed by the number of top signals that I'm seeing. Is this what 1929 felt like?
I am more worried about next week's Epstein disclosure than I am the fed meeting desu
My gambling account is beating my bogle account this month
>>61465302mm thanksIve been in IONQ for the memes, also came to the same conclusion after researching random circuit sampling or whatever problem I saw they had a breakthrough with earlier this yearPhotonics are much more interesting, could also see it useful for AI models, like "baking" a model into lenses and inference is done with light, not sure how feasible it is, but it's much closer to something useful than quantum imo, will probably flip IONQ allo to photonic companies
>>61465468my 10 shares of tlry would make me a millionaire
how do i invest in water? this stuff is delicious.
>>61465548https://etfdb.com/etfs/industry/water/you can also trade futures on water I thinkyuh: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/equity-index/files/understanding-the-water-futures-market.pdf
>>61465548$VOO
>>61465489all due respect to our ancestors but investors in 1929 were acting at least twice as retarded as today. It won’t ever be that bad again, far stronger safeguards and manipulation today.but ye big correction on the horizon
>>61465553>shits the bed at 10am on Wednesdays>circuit breaker>emergency plunge protection team>bailouts pre authorized>close ATH Friday 4pmeverything is gamed now.
>>61465302I need info on stocks before they 3x if you don't mind. Which is the best gamble RGTI, QBTS, IONQ, or is there another one that's like $5?
We're hitting levels of "it's over" that shouldn't even be possible.
>>61465550>>61465552hell yeah. im going to margin in. this shit is going to take off. i can feel it.
>>61465564>We're hitting levels of "it's over" that shouldn't even be possible.No we aren't. Take a pill.
>>61465288>listening to tips about weed stocks hereI know a lot of people who lost money on weed stocks - seems there is too much taxes and regulations and its just cheaper to buy illegal weed so the profits of legit companies are not there.
>>61465373had a busy day. >>>/bant/23737120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgnljDuZ25o
>>61465575legal weed is primarily a jobs program for poor people and only noob consumers buy it. grey market will continue to mog it completely until they reschedule it and handle it like alcohol.
>>61465574He's going to replace half the fed board and seize control, you dumb nigger. That will result in instant credit downgrades, debt defaults, and economic collapse.
>>61465596>He's going to replace half the fed board and seize control, you dumb nigger.No, he isn't. Pills.
>>61465602>Trump says he ‘heard’ Biden Fed appointments were signed by autopen, tells aide to investigate>President Donald Trump on Tuesday claimed to have “just heard” that all four of former President Joe Biden’s appointments to the Federal Reserve were approved by “autopen.” >Trump provided no evidence for the claim.>He suggested that the list of autopen-signed appointees could include Fed Chair Jerome Powell, his perceived political foe.>Three other current members of the Fed’s Board of Governors — Vice Chair Philip Jefferson, Governor Michael Barr and Governor Lisa Cook — are Biden appointees.Yes he is, you dumb nigger.
>>61465596Trump hasn't effectively done anything this entire administration retard.You think for your pet issue he's going to suddenly have follow through?
>>61465564bullish. he will fill it with turbo Jews.
Predictions for tomorrow?
>>61465615Refresh your VPN again, I dare you.
>>61465615Bullshit. The border alone is huge.
>>61465613You're either an idiot for falling for typical sky-is-falling news media bait, or you're an idiot for getting a thrill out of trying to get us to believe it. Either way, you're an idiot.
>>61465626is it really doing something if you just follow the law? sure it's "better" that it was only because it was shit before. nothing was actually done to fix it. it can easily go back to worst.
henlo mister jeromeplease lower the ratesthank u mister jerome
>>61465630>usWho is "us", shillbot?
>>61465625Trump is possibly the biggest pro Isreal president we've ever had, dipshit>>61465626There is no wall, which was promised a decade ago. Most deportation numbers are "self deportations" which are made up bullshit the DHS doesn't even believe
>>61465622>jerome approaches the podium and pulls down his shroud, revealing his stern countenance>"gentlemen, the time has come for my decision.">"many of you are expecting rate cuts today. but do you think you have earned them?">"YES, YES WE'VE EARNED THEM" the crowd clamors back>"indeed... however it has come to my attention that inflation remains elevated. we've tried restrictive rates. we've tried qt. nothing has worked. that leaves only one explanation>the crowd hushes ominously>"you have, despite my warnings, despite my exhortations, CONTINUED to give money to women!">"NO, NO, IT WASN'T US, PLEASE JEROME PLEASE">powell shouts over the now frenzied crowd>RATES WILL REMAIN THE SAME INDEFINITELY! UNTIL DISCIPLINE IS RESTORED!
>>61465626what border issue? he hasn't even deported as many as obama did libtard
Silverchads are out having sex while stockcels are gooning to sissy porn and crying.
>>61465656half my port is in silver and i'm still just gooning and crying. I don't even know what else to do with my life at this point
>>61465656I frequent massage places of ill repute. I own 2500 AGQ shares.
>>61465678Im pretty sure I know where one is>>61465564
So basically, what are miners going to do tomorrow?
>>61465654>to give money to womenCouldn't he offer to personally whip some offenders on stage to set an example? preferably cute ones?
$amzn is collapsing. shareholders are being totally neglected. zero accountability with this shit corporation.
Short the banks, long silver.Why shouldn't I do this?
>>61465840Kek, they're like netflix
>>61465813In some ways I'm glad Terry didn't have to be here to witness everything turning into soulless AI slop
It's all about the Dotplot and that will look like complete shit thanks to the retard Miran.
>>61465842yea bro western financial institutions are totally gonna collapse because third worlders buy shiny rocks
>>61465826If miners go sufficiently up does it mean we will be able to afford girlfriends?
2 billion poor people still don't have internet access. they don't know they need a college degree or a toyota yet. refill your popcorn.
>>61465945They aren't worthy
>>61465863>he hasn't taken the red pill yet
>>61465945B-but they will have AI, and free education, both if we invest more into OpenAI.https://youtu.be/LdMfINZOpbI?si=jsNiZCOQ22Z21TjL&t=172Think of the revenue that free education can provide. No no, not via ads.First AI then internet access.
>>61465963oh i forgot, if it wasn't true the fancy chatbot wouldn't be allowed to publish it. Carry on anon
>>61465562QCLS. Shkreli meme stock
>>61465971$PXED is a decent pick for AI education for poor people. dalits can get dey ai education from their chromebook while riding a tiger in their walkable rain forest.
What are your thoughts on SBH? /pmg/ is obviously biased. Are there any red flags with management?
>>61466029>QCLS2 Full Time Employees ?
Is it a cohencedence white people and silver are breaking out at the same time?
Is there potential for arbitrage now that businesses are adopting cent rounding due to the discontinuing of the penny?
Is there potential for minor arbitrage now that so many zoomettes are economically and socially stunted?
>>61463070+91%mainly saw the data center build out soon and some carryover from being in NVDA since 2019
GOAT reply
>>61466182Gas stations still sell gallons denominated for 9/10's of a penny and you think there's arbitrage on nickels? Fucking retard.
$200 $HOOD next year seems like a layup.
>>61465562Best bet right now is shorting RGTI. You can use RGTZ its a 2x inverse of RGTI. DESU I have 100% of my portfolio in RGTZ at this time, I am expecting +60% on the trade still.
>>61463070I'm 38% up since january without leverage, options, gambling, crypto or metals, and with less than 10 trades in the entire year.
i'm +7% so far this week, i saw a few other setups but couldn't pull the trigger.
>>61465654lol good green
>Broadcom is scheduled to release its latest earnings report after the market closes Thursday, with sales and profits expected to continue surging.
>>61465330If I had a good tip I would share it here so I could gloat. Humans are social animals. There's also no competetive advantage to not sharing tips.
>>61466286$usd and $soxl have been printing me infinite money this year.
>>61466295Happy for you
Henlo, paycheck today, what buy?
Trump sure is sperging out hard for there to be a bullish outcome at FOMC tomorrow.
>no news>abivax up 12%what a dumb fucking stock, glad I bought it
>be me>28 year old schizo>high paying tech job in a tax haven>50% returns ytd>unironically think I belong to the top percentile of seers>born poor, outcast, no social skills>no family, no friends>mfw I know I could have ruled the world if I was born rich
>>61466478>>high paying tech job in a tax haventhat's why you have a high paying tech job
after buying multiple meme stonks (and losing money on those) I have realized I dont know how to invest. I dont understand what is happening on the market rn, also, I dont understand half of the vernaculary being used in this thread. Do I buy sp500 now? How do I make such decision?
>futes
How do I get my wife into investing? Just buy her some stocks?
>>61466651yeah just give her the keys.
Look at the yields go
Henlo...NIGGER POWELLNow that I have dracotail slopped with branded I WILL DEFEATEDED YOU NIGGER POWELLTHIS TIME YOU WILL CUT THE RATES AND YOULL DO IT WITH A FUCKIMG SMILE NIGGER POWELL
>>61466664mr powell is having a mental health day and will report next week instead.
>>61466664First things first, being squarely focused.
>>61466664This quarter is over, Evil Apu. Using your red candles as sacrifice I summon my Half-Bald Orange-Lizard.
>>61466651Dumb fucking bitch wasting money on negative return endeavors that aren't built to lastJeff has employed millions of wagies who would otherwise be doomed to the streetsPhilanthropy is one massive circlejerk of virtue signaling retards"Oh look how holy I am, I burn my husband's cash with no strategy at all!"Teach a man to fish you overpriced whore
Who turned an AI loose in this thread? When did people start labeling their stocks with $ tags?
>it's another edition of insider trading price action on NVDA
>>61466778Somebody must have been told there will be an announcement but doesn't know which time it will happen, so he buys, realizes there's nothing, sells and one hour later does it again, for two hours now.
Baking!
NEW!>>61466798NEW!>>61466798NEW!>>61466798
>>61465655You are an idiot. Obama didn’t deport JACK SHIT. He credited himself with a deportation when SPICS WERE TURNED AWAY AT THE BORDER, you drive-by media clown.
