Blessed Jenna edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61466798
niggers
EXIT ALL MARKETS
>>61468480*In Dr Robotnik's voice* NO!
>niggervidya continues to dumpWhat a worthless shitcoin
I need some green days, weeks, I need solid Google, Salesforce, Amazon, TSMC, ASML, PDD pumps.Hopefully this works and I will have some happiness in my heart because I have nothing else but stocks, and abs.
>>61468480The market can remain fake & gay longer than I can remain solvent
How's winter treating you anon? I'm going crazy and no amount of happy massage visits seems to counter it. Could it be platinum and palladium toxicity from GENMF and SBSW deposits getting to me? I also bought shares of physical palladium...
Man idk about holding this. Feels like market is back to early November and what the Fed decided for rates decides whether we breach higher or dump right back down.
I can see it I can see the rate cutThat's why you were given the [N]The NIGGER POWELL
>>61468480thisI'll buy your bags
>>61468492Niggervideo is still being mogged by Google in the hearts of people
>>61468494the markussy can remain zesty and moist longer than i can remain erect
I have assumed control of the FOMC and I'm here today to announce a 1000 benis emergency rate cut. I hope this helps your stocksI will not be taking any questions at this timeThank you for your attention to this matter!
>>61468518Powell sisters.. our response?
>>61468518POWERFUL
Dont look at the 10y yields
>>61468523>our response
Lets say you have 2 million dollars. You want to stop investing and start living off "safe" gains. What do you do? All dividends? Plop it into a money market account or HYSA? Some mix?
>>61468536you already know the answer
>>61468536Safe Bonds. AAA, AA, A, or even BBB.
>>61468518>dollar immediately goes ZimbabweanDear ApuYou ruined my retirementCold wishes, Jerome
>>61468480Yes, YESSSS!
What the fuck is happening?
>>61468555WHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU MADE ME LOOOOK
>>61468544Maybe via a bond ladder so the income would be consistent from month to month?I think if I ever were to use a financial advisor, it would be in a situation like that where I was trying to set up a complex bond payment scheme.
>>61468555the samething that always happens:nothing
>>61468518>1000 benis cutWhere are you getting the doctors to perform all those circumcisions.Any stock I can buy to get exposure to benis cuts?
which one of you fucking faggots is thisSELL IT FOR 350 NIGGER WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE SINCE 9:30AM STARING AT EACH OTHER.I DONT FUCKING CARE IF ITS AN "OPEN BOX" CONTRACT ITS USED FAGGOT
I’m tired of the V recovery, sell your fucking stocks. All of them.
>>61468536This situation is the only reason to own SCHD.
>>61468578if you want liquidity do witching calls you double nigger, that spread is bonkers
>>61468562If you already have the 2 million is there any real reason to ladder? Just look for a quality bond with a rate you're satisfied with. If you want to go into Treasuries from treasury direct, then sure, ladder in so you make sure you get a decent spread of interest rates, but otherwise just find something on the secondary market that will pay out what you want to make. There's no real reason to make sure you get a set monthly income if you can get the same amount of money four times a year.
>>61468589as a straight man i dont want no moist "liquid" shit
>>61468536saylor prefs
>>61468562Also, look into state municipal bonds to get the interest exempt from federal taxes.
>>61468596you prefer dry bussy to moist pussy?
>>61468583>wait months for dip>dip happens>cool now we gotta wait for retest>retest never happensI hate this shit, I was left sitting on my cash like a retard once again
>>61468618have you tried not being a retard and just buying?
>>614685362M in SCHD would net you like $200 a day in divvies, so 18k every 3 months or 72k a year. Nothing to sneeze at.
>>61468618
>>61468630based schd understanderyuo will make it bigly
>>61468624YesThe day before liberation happenedAlso the day before China tariffs happenedI also bought MSFTat 490 and sold Google yesterday at 312Was also holding some ORCL and sold it yesterday when it undercut 218 because I expected it to drop further since it rejected the 200 daily SMA hardWill probably FOMO in before market close because everyone and their mothers expect it to go up a lot and then get fucked when I wake up and see it's down 10%+ tomorrowI should probably start posting my moves here so people can do the opposite and actually make money
Im crabbing out over here
so what 0 DTE options are you guys all in on before FOMC?
>>61468669if youd held instead of paperhanding youd be making big profit even at the absolute worst time blud
>>61468630actually I will sneeze at that
>>61468670No shit fuck nuts we're waiting for jpow. Get in line for your portfolio rate cute
>>61468630Druggie kids spend it all on real estate and baby mommas.Wife wants a new kitchen, and a bigger car than the neighbour woman. Wy dont you take me anywhere? We NEED a new fence and why dont we have a pool?Daughter needs new braces, nose job, new skiis, wants to study french in ParisSon wants to do dirt biking, has 3 bikes already but will ask for a larger one because he will switch categories or whatnot, needs private lessons for every school subjectSecond daughter needs new baby clothes and wife gave older sis clothes away because she is so generous with your money
feeling silly today :P
i havent made any money in the last 3 months.
>>61468691have you tried investing in good tickers instead of bad ones?
R8 the R8pocalypse
>>614686988/8, no b8 m8
>>61468698cant wait till jpow double rate hikes
>>61468685Just dont get married shrimple as
>>61468691I made a lot but I only think about that 3.8k € that I totally lost because of the stop loss touch and go which fucked me. Like cents, man.
rate cuts for Christmas
>>61468717Santa will do it for us :D
>>61468688I want to generate pepe smigger memes so bad but Im retarded so I can't.
>>61468675685 calls on SPYJust bought
Anyone else buying NVDA for a short term pumpy?
>>61468750no, shit company
>>61468675>>61468739625c on QQQlet's go
Damn nigga i think i just bought calls at the top, time to double down ATH tomorrow for sure 1dte 690
>>61468759I don’t disagree, but they’re bullish in the short term
ITS UP TO YOU NIGGER POWELL WILL THIS BE A SARA AIZAWA DAYOR A BORINGKATE DAYEITHER WAY I WILL CUM, BUT I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO NOT WANT TO KMS AFTER
>>61468760>>61468739/Smg/ is taking calllsVery Bearish, buying puts now
Market will be up 5% by the end of today, its the beginning of a new paradigm, the future is bright!
>>61468780Just pick the one without a penis. That's my advice anon
>>61468791by up 5% you mean down by 5%. right?
LEAKED NO RATE CUT LOLOLOLOL
>>61468791only market i care about is the tire market and its almost up 5% already
>>61468685beating your wife solves thisthe elites don't want you to knowone simple trick
>>61468817WTFWTF
>>61468827>>61468709Oh, Im not married. Im just making a point that saving 2 mil and living of SCHD will be hard if one starts a family
>SPY>+0.0%
>>61468847Wait for it
>>61468847>text still greengood enough for me
>they didn't look at the 10y
So we're churning out more anons then we're ereceiving, right? This board feels so much slower than in the past, same for this general.>>61468589Explain why those arent as bad on spread. Been noticing a lot of contracts since at least last month having terrible spreads, idk why.
>>61468869It’s down today. What’s the problem?
>>614688704chan died with the 120 second wait time on posting + all the OGs either made it or killed themselves
This is literally the end of the united states financial system
>95Umm? Nebiussisters? Did we get too cocky this time around?
>>61468870It still seems pretty fast on really red or really green days. But the email verification bullshit may have scared off some anons that never came back, I dunno.
i hope literally nothing happens
>>61468870high spread means low liquidity, not enough people give a shit about actually doing a deal to drive it down.witching(3rd friday a month) tends to have higher liquidity, because they are available over longer periods(look at available expirations, after a month or two theres only one date a month, which is witching)
>>61468887I'd be fine with this
ive got a IWM 247p and a 256c I LITERALLY CANT LOSEbut the market never does anythingnothingeverhappens
I wonder if CLFshill is still alive.
>>61468795anon...they both have a pingus
warm, comforting female natural gas
>>61468836schd IS my wife though
to bepis or not to bepis, that is the question
Do Jerome is going to cut right?
>>61468899I'm afraid it might be over anon
>>61468904because she steals your money and hates you?
3 minutesI either make it or I dont
My balls are tingly
pumpy pumpy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHBUY GAMB & GRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
FEDWAVE
>>61468887Same. I'm neither bullish or bearish, market feels stagnant. Nothing to pump it up besides the same news being regurgitated and nothing black swan tier to bring it down>>61468889So it's basically>the 4 quarterly expiration dates ie Jan, Apr, Jul, Oct (example since I think stocks dont always have the same months in the quarter rotation)>ends of the year expiration dates (Jan & Dec)>3rd friday of every month (Jan-Dec)>the rest
This is it...
i have my celery stick in one hand and my orange juice in the other lets go nigger powell im ready
Ready for the market to pump like no tomorrow on news that was already a foregone conclusion.
HOLD ON YOUR SAGE
I'M GETTING RAPED
It's going to go
BePiS>flat
25 bps hike !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Henlo Mister Powell, I boughted TQQQ. Please come bearing good news.
HOLY SHIT THE NIGGER ACTUALLY DID IT 25 BEPIS RATE HIKE
>0.00%
>>61468930Bump up 0.46%, then pullback to 0.12%, then up to 0.24%, then slide and stabilise on 0.7% for the close this day for SPY
mfw Jerome pulls a gun out of an envelope and puts it in his mouth
well...?
>We only got 25 basis pointsROBBEDGIMME 50
ONLY SCHMID AND GOOLSBEE NOT CUTALL OTHERS CUTMIRAN OBVIOUSLY WANTED 50 BPS
no more rate dropsthe future is rate hikes
>>61468901roll
>>61468894and there it is again kidssay it with me nownothingeverhappens
market doesn't know what to do kek
OH SHIT WHAT DID I MISS
nabbed 35% on the call, will be down for the day overall thanks to longs unless the noseDick gets back to zero by eod
Guys please stop trolling if it is anything but a 25 cut then i get 30k stop baiting me please
well i made 20 bucks in a minute that's enough gambling for mealways inverse the 2 pm minute candle
>>61468982nothing
>>61468981FUCK YEAH IM FEELIN IT
>>61468982NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>61468984you made 30k then blud, 25k bepis hike
What about the fucking dot plot
This shit is crabbing
They project better GDP, less inflation, same unemployment, same rates
>>61468984Anonyou may want to sit down
so we got a 25 penis ratecut and the market does... NOTHING. cool I guess
>Good morning>Benis
>>61469000>same unemploymentlolThey get to do this because all of the companies phased layoffs, so there are no 'major' layoffs that happened, just a series of layoffs that just happen to add up to a major layoff
>>61469006Sorry, I’m not allowed to make money
>>61469006i guesss you could say it was.....priced inyeowwwwwwwwww
>>61469000None of those numbers are even real, why bother?
>>61469000>inflation stuck at or below 2% growth for the next decade
Buy Bitcoin before the conference starts. Trust me.
>>61469006The power of pricing in everyone wanted 50market expected 25
>>61468992>>61468987but they cut the rates right?
>>61468953LMAO
When will XBI go down ffs
>>61469006priced in blud, not sure what you were expectingthe fireworks will happen during the 2:30 press conference where the market will crash/boom based on word choice
>>61469025meant gdp FUCK
wait did something happen other than bepistqqq has a massive green dildo right now
>>61469036>the fireworks will happen during the 2:30 press conference where the market will crash/boom based on word choiceHe should speak in Latin so only a few people understand before it gets translated
>>61469036>not sure what you were expectingunironically and literally spy 700 eod.
Utter baloney. We don't even have inflation data to back up this cut.
I'm green
Fucking fedman is gonna pump it again isn't he? God fucking damnit I need a dip
>>61469049>1.5% green candle on a 3x ETFSettle down anon
>>61469053you still think the market works on logic?
>>61468739Nearly Doubled my portfolio lmaoYes, I went all in and I would have roped if it went the other way
>>61469053Shut up nigger.
>>61469049>+0.18%Anon…I
>>61469053the market has been completely made up since 1971
>>61469059now multiply that by 100
>>61469062grats anoni hesitated, but it just hit 685 rn
Another whole year of inflation being +25% above target is ok. After that it will only be 5%
>Good Afternoon
Nothing ever happens? Nothing ever happens
Just back from Federal Reserve's executive bathrooms and ran a blue light on the toilets, but there's no trace cocaine on itwe're going to be alright
>>61469072>risking total liquidation from a momentary market eye twitch for an upside of 2xLmao even
>entire global economy can collapse overnight from some jeet in a village vibecoding>people care about rates when the matrix runs off some jeet with a chromebook who can start ww3
>>61469089If nothing ever happens then why am I down on the day?
>>61469092no cocaine is bearish as fuck m8
>>61469089>nothing ever happens>SPY goes up .30%Nigger, you just don’t know how to make money
>>61469095The mind of a bobo everyone
Guys wtf I didn't make 30k
>>61469104ah fuck
>>61469106People didn't want to bet on big moneyAre you going to stay in or get out before Powell runs his yap?
>>61469095don't forget the hr roastie's ruining hiring
>>61469119I’ve already closed my 685 call positions
>>61469127gj
> UPDATE: The New York Fed will buy ~$40B in Treasury bills as part of reserve-management operations.BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY
Wtf I'm still red
So why we pumping? I looked at the numbers, it seems besrish no?>0.25 rate cut>projections suggest ONE 0.25 rate in all of 2026Am I missing something?
>>61469110we know
>>61469140same. spy rose by 0.3% but so did the fucking eur/usd like always. literally red on the day despite being 90% in the american market.
>>61469119Markets going to take a big fat shit in its gross 2nd hand used diaper after Powell comes out as too hawkish after the cuts during the FOMC.
>>61469097>>61469106I am up 3%
>>61469140its honestly impressive that you can be red in this environment
QE status?
wait nigger powell dont start yet im fapping to rui nanase
>>61469142>projections suggest ONE 0.25 rate in all of 2026Bullish when more gets priced in with other fed chair
>>61469149that'd be kind of funny if he turned this moderate W into the biggest L ever
>>61469156You mean in Crabcember?
>>61469142>Am I missing something?people don't believe the projectionsthey think trump is going to install a puppet as fed chair to dump rates back down to <2%
BLUMPF FUMING ON X>GRRRR SHOULD HAVE BEEN 500 BASIS POINTS, WE SHOULD HAVE NEGATIVE RATES
>>61469156I'm exposed to a lot of leveraged lunchtime rowdy video
>>61469137*this is not financial advice
>>61469170the fed chair is just the fall guy, he can put his individual puppet in but he still has to compete with the board, who still wants hikes in the long term. oddly enough, in this twisted game we've come out ahead with a Fed that's less corrupt than the government when it used to be the other way around.
oh god im going to cum if good year goes over $9 today before closing
>>61469189livestream it
>S&P 500 dropping back down alreadyOgey
SQUARELY FOCUSED
>>61468469There is no mega or power in this lunch
>Do it uncle Jerome
>>61469194they heard about the no cocaine in the bathroom news
>>61469194Back to crabbing.It's crabcember for the rest of the year.
ITS HAPPENINO
>>61468927It's pumping and dumping, I don't know when to sell!!
why dont things just go down
>Good dayYeah its over
good afternoon lel
N-word market
>>61469192can i wear my fursuit
>buy SOXL>do nothing>winIts just that easy.
>>61469220TOO MUCH MONEY MONEY HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE, IT CAN'T JUST VANISH UNLESS THE THINGS IT IS SPENT ON DISAPPEARTOO MANY THINGS ARE STILL BEING BOUGHTALL CAPS CMON POWELL CAUSE A CRASH
RATE CUTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61469046Too late, it's priced in now!
>>61469227id expect nothing less
We're on the eve of another 2008 crash, FYI.
Holy shit it's over
>layoffs and hiring remain lowlol>hiring difficulty continue to decline oh boy powell is a real one being able to say that without laughing
HERE WE GO UP UP UP
>There's not graphite on the Fed
soft yeilding hiring environment built for big girthy rate cuts
>>61469240Remember:Line was still going up in 2007. You don't have to stop making money just because you can see the explosion on the horizon. The shock wave hasn't got to you, so why worry about it?
I'M GONNA PIVOOOT
blaze up 420 nigga
>rate cut>gdp rising higher than expected>inflation loweredWE ARE SO BACK
A challenging situation
Wow that is a GRIM projection, did anyone else say that? It's an upside down U going straight to Bobo's cave
>>61469257macro bros? risk asset bros??we are SO back
>>61469260Jerome's going to return some video tapes
WAIT WTF HE SAID SHORTLIVED NOT SHORT-LIFED
>>61469251It was dumping for half of 2007 you fucking retard. You're picking up pennies in front of a steamroller.
PLEASE GOOD YEAR KEEP CLIMBING AND DONT FUCKING KEK MEYOU ARE SO CLOSEIVE HELD THESE FUCKING OPTIONS SINCE EARLY LAST FUCKING MONTHIVE SHILLED ON 4CHAN RELENTLESSLY UNTIL PEOPLE HATED MEKEEP PUMPING YOU NIGGER YOURE ALMOST PUTTING MY CALLS ITMPLEASE GOD I LOST OVER 10 GRAND AT THE CASINO LAST NIGHT RELASPINGI NEED THIS WIN NIGGER KEEP PUMPING
>>61469263The turtle economy will save us
I am all cash of course its gonna pumpeverything is gonna keep going up until i buy something, then some faggot "jitters" about who knows what will return
Give ‘em hell Jerome
>>61469268There are plenty of stocks that kept going up and if you'd gobbled them in 2007 you'd be well rich by now.
>>61469243He’s not wrong, ever since 2020 it feels like people just got too lazy to work. 2 million illegals were deported, many if not most of whom had jobs but you don’t see people taking them. Maybe the globalists who want to replace us are actually right
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT SPY
>>61469268its nothing like 2008 but I look forward to seeing more of your seething bobo posts as you continually get btfo on puts
Ample reserves
>CITI raises MU to 3000MUGODs can't catch a break
>>61469282? we are were we were 3 days ago. great I gues....
>>61469277you could've bought tech at the top of the dot com bubble and be rich today
>>61469170So then why even care what Jerome has to say?
my waifu is in attendance
>>61469287*300
I WAS TAKING MY FUCKING DOG OUT AND MISSED THE DIPAND MSFT IS STILL FALLING SOMEHOW AAAAAHHHAHHHH
These cucks are killing my cash holdings.
WHY WONT THIS NIGGER CALL ON APU
WE ARE NEUTRALITS' OVER
Blondey better be here today I'm nursing a semi already
>>61469300imagine holding a depreciating asset.
>>61469240Honestly I had this exact same thought last night while I was at the grocery store. While I was getting something out of the freezer section this thought came over me like “this isn’t sustainable something is seriously about to crack in the economy”. I’m 38 single and make $180k (gross) a year being a full time landlord with properties in an high cost of living area, while I live in a lower cost of living area and even I’m starting to watch how much I spend on certain things. Even when I’m looking at restaurant menu prices I will literally just skip shit once I see the prices from where they used to be like fuck that I’m not paying $40 for some entree at a chain restaurant that used to be like $22.Everything has just gotten ridiculously expensive and I’m thankful for what God has given me and makes me wonder how anyone is making it nowadays. We are on the verge of a massive recession and everyone can feel it except for people making crazy money. People are getting laid off left and right and people can’t find jobs hardly anywhere. Also rents are down nationwide and apartments are sitting longer and longer until being rented.
>>61469295Someone pls shop apu into this with a gaming laptop
>>61469312>>61469240>AI spending is hitting such a frenzy it's causing shortages in GPUs, RAM, and even energy infrastructure like gas turbines>companies like Oracle are hitting 2008 levels of debt without any of spending actually making a profit I'm sure its fine
>>61469313kekI would if I could.
So much manipulation.
KEK TMF
>>61469329it's fucking ridiculous
>>61469312it took 15 years for Nasdaq 100 to recover from the dot com bubble.
>>61469334How long with dcaing? Why would I care if im not close to retirement. Youre more likely to burn yourself timing the market. Maybe you can time a top but then you're going to be funding yourself of when to buy back or vice versa
They're buying bonds again...
SEXOOOOOOO
Colby <3
>>61469329>market moving during fed meeting>"Manipulation!"
>>61469312People just need to come to grips with the fact that the Market Is Not Logical.The market is ran by people who don't go to Grocery stores or cook their own food. They have no idea nor do they care how ordinary people struggle, nor do they care how expensive things are. They will only care when it's on a spreadsheet at the end of a financial quarter, and you have to come to grips with that if you want to participate on the market. The market is not a place for ordinary people, normal amounts of wealth, or consumerism that even 350 million people can reliably influence.
something in my shorts is inflating...
>>61469312We’re heading toward insane ATHs and you’re going to miss out hard
>>61469295Where's double mask lady?>>61469313I'll do it if another anon doesn't do it before me
>>61469294some people don't care
wtf is he babbling
>>61469353>I'll do it if another anon doesn't do it before meNice one
>>61469352We always have a dump this time of year, don't we?
>>61469272That sounds like what Best Korea is doing
>>61469351I would her rather than Jenna. She's got more of something, even if she maybe isn't objectively more beautiful.
>>61469359Trump's going to throw him off a roof
>>61469351>ugly long faced hapaShe probably has BPD tooStay far away
>>61469364>more of somethingit's a penisjenna best girl
>>61469364Why not both?
just got back from the gym,jerome pls
>>61469359>wtf is he babblingits all part of the show to give you retards he knows something, the fed is legit, and he is doing the right thing.
big ahh nigga.
>>61469368Trump will put him under the new marble floor of the Fed
>VERY DISTORTED DATANo cut in January.
>>61469382I despise niggers
Nick wasn't the first guy asking this time, it's over for him. It was the jew Lieszman or whatever he's called from Reuters.>Foregone conclusionThat's even the same question by Timi like last FOMC, or at least same wording used.
>>61469380I will never not remind people that they let inflation climb for 15 months in a row, and 12 months over 2%, and making up a ton of bullshit>uhhhhh it's transitory>uhhhhh it's the supply chain>uhhhhh it's russia>uhhhhh it's because wages are going up too fast (FUCKING KEK)before finally raising rates after it went over 9%FUCKING NINE PERCENTJerome and the rest of the fed is fucking retarded
>>61469398Didn't he vote for no rate cut
>we will never hike ever again heh nigger powell has been buck broken
>>61469395give him a break, he does a nice job with the a/v work... although jerome's mic is a bit quiet on their official youtube channel... chop chop big nigga get to work
I give up. nigger market
>>61469386There will be a cut alright.Powell will be cut.
>>61469402He is now. When unemployment is rising. There's a difference between letting inflation go to 3% because unemployment is bad and letting it climb to fucking 9% over 5 fed meetings
oh shut up you bong bitch this is for americans only
>>61469412>I give up. nigger markethahaha another bear bites the dustget fucked bobos
>>61469398This. Also they poured too much money in during covid. I'm still angry my shorts got fucked during covid. Pure, distilled moral hazard.
>>61469325shortages are bullish as long as it's demand driven babe. look at those gpu ram and turbine producers, stocks are all up big. you've never seen an economic boom, but this is how they work. and companies are getting great returns on ai, that's why they're taking out huge loans to invest more. investments take time to pay off, and they will in a big way. >>61469398i won't stop reminding you that those were extraordinary economic times, where china implemented a 2 and a half year long general strike and significant measures were taken to blunt the damage, including money printing and letting in immigrants. you see it through a conspiratorial lens, like it was some kind of plot to ruin your life, but it wasn't babe. just hard choices made in difficult times.hornyposting again but we could have been in bed together all morning. your life is just nothing but work and tantrums it seems, it could be the opposite with me, i think about the possibilities all the time. i love you and hope you can get a handle on your emotions, see things clearly, and restart on your love journey with me.
can you market jannies please move the spread another penny so i can close out for free? thanks
im so cozy bros
Is that Scully
>it's just the fuckin chipniggers pumping again
GOLEM GET YOU JPOW
>>61469419>hornypostingstahp
Jerome shitting on tariffs lel
this never ending insanopumping is beyond retarded
>>61469398They all know that they're burning the dollar on the pyre, but they don't care. It makes line go up so they're happy, business is happy, we're happy, the president wants to put the dollar on the pyre and pour gasoline on it so he's not happy, but in the end Inflation will eat baggies all the same.
i like how they're all basically asking "dude, really?" and all he replies is "we do what we gotta do" in a word salad.
>>61469425i need a british nanny slag waifu!
>>61469398>Jerome and the rest of the fed is fucking retardedThat is the joke, they know exactly what they are doing, the are following the owner's orders to financially rape the masses to enrich the super rich even more.
>>61469425Dana? Please come to the office, boss would like to speak a word to you, Thank You
>>61468536QQQIOf the covered call etfs that try to classify themselves as Return of Capital for tax pupsoes, QQQI is the highest yield with the lowest blunted upside compared to its index. People say SCHD but the difference between SCHD and QQQI is 70,000 net vs 200,000 net a year. Or in a shitty tax state its something like 65,000 vs 180,000 a year.
New FED chair
>the perfect woman doesn't exi-
>>61469432i'm free to love just as you're free to hate. i go to the gym every single day, i'm going to keep you updated on the progress i'm making. every day i look better. i'm going to change you forever, turn you into an insatiable lovergirl.
>>61469425I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>61469434>this never ending insanopumping is beyond retarded
>>614693989% inflation is less dangerous than accidentally triggering a deflation spiral no capbad money drives out good moneydollar deflation is a great way to accidentally turn crypto into a real threat instead of the toy it is today
>>61469451im in love
>>61469443As long as I get the table scraps I'm fine with it. Let the masses eat debt, I just want a few mil.
>>61469451
is Apu satisfied now
>>61469447Oh I forgot covered call ETFs were a thing. They do gangbusters in a crab market.
>>61469340yeah, I'm not timing the market, I've been dca for almost to 15 years. Started around 2011, when the recovery from the GFC was well under way already. I just have to remind myself that it is possible to go a decade without returns in the main indexes. It wouldn't be fun, but dca would go on.
>>61469463Not until unc mentions the black unemployment rate brotha cuzzin.
>SOXLGODS
SEXOOOOO
>we're well positioned to wait and seeum my goyim? what does this mean?
>>61469475
look at this zesty bald faggotshoulda hedged that hairline with some finasteride kek
>>61469481turn your monitor on
>>6146925427 minutes laterim starting to feel pretty fucking horny
Will somebody ask Powell about SILVER? lol
>>61469487Kek
>>61469307It's my emergency funds you cuck. You don't have any cash?
>>61469498cash is for retards, emergency funds should be in money market funds
Powell is such a faggot, holy shit.
>>61469498i had -17 dollars in my bank account yesterdaycash is cancer
>>61469509he needs kicked out
>>61469512He needs to hike you dumb faggot.
IT'S TARIFFS
GO THE FUCK DOWN FOR ONCE
>we know better than the American public about inflation being a problem
>>61469498I'm diversified and I'm a LITTLE BIT pissed off.
>Spends entire year arguing with the president and everyone else saying that interest rates need to be lowered>says "MUH NATION" and "NOT EMOUGH DATA" to keep interest rates retarded highEnds up lowering interest rates even more than people wantedPowell needs to be removed yesterday Holy shit. Even Yellen is better
WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT INFLATION IF NO ONE IS WORKING YOU FUCKING KIKE FAGGOTS MAYBE WORK A REAL JOB AND NOT BE A LITTLE BITCH FAGGOT REPORTER AND YOULL UNDERSTAND WHY WE NEED RATE CUTS NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP WITH THE RETATRD QUESTIONS
>>61469487kek>>61469480this place is something else lel
>>61469529>we need more inflation!!!Fuck off, retard.
>>61469528Do cuts mean stock market go up?Should I just dump all my cash into VOO/SPY right now?
>>61469480>tfw no inside-a-man's-glasses gf
>>61469538>we need more inflationYes, but unironically
>today in a nutshell
And now the Christmas rally startstime to get comfy, watch the green bars and hear the bobo cry
>>61469555>Santa Rally + Micron smashing earnings I'm going to cum
WHY ARE YOU CUTTING IF YOU JUST SAID THERE ISN'T HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT
>Check S&P 500>About to hit all time highs againInteresting
>>61469551ugly bitch with ugly face lift
>>61469555ummmm... can my stock start to participate please?
>SCHD - 1.55%>SCHY - 1.11%>SCHH - 0.9%
>>61469555snuggle in beside the fire for a year end rally. good joy and cheer await all bulls.
>>61469474see my earlier post>>61469230It really is just that easy.
How does someone get a job working for a financial outlet that is seriously asking the fed chair why he isn't trying to start a deflationary death spiral so that poor people can afford beef again?
>>61469560Powell is pissy because all data shows he had to cut, but he doesn't want to. All the cuts means businesses will cornrow heavily which will cause more economic activity which will make people he doesn't like look good, and all before the midterms. Also the Supreme Court is about to rule that the president can fire whoever he wants that isn't specifically protected by name by the legislative and judicial branches
>>61469471HERE IT COMES
>>61469507O thanks dummy I forgot those weren't dependent on federal fund rates you cum bucket
>>61469570*pats head and smiles at you*
>>61469572It really do be like that
SAY IT JEROME SAY FANNY MAY WILL FIX HOUSING
>>61469578>t. shoe size IQ boomer that gets all his info from Fox News
Did anyone ask JPow if we gettin a stimulus check this year or next
>microsoftwhat happened
Awaysaway
>>61469578holy head canon, this is your brain on zog left vs right politics.
ngmi this year
>>61469589>AIIIIIEEE NOOO POWELL DON'T LOWER INTEREST RATE NOOOOOOkill yourself inflation doomer
>>61469555Checked
My GEO is pumping
>>61469580yes, if the fomc does an overnight 400 bepis point cut with no announcement you may lose a thousandth of a percent on that one day till you exit.
>>61469614Me on right with "most racist man alive" on my shirt
stop fucking edging me and let me cum already
>>61469593indian executives hiring indian managers hiring indian coders
GT BROS MY CALLS ARE ABOUT TO GET IN THE MONEY OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dang I guess I should have bought IWM the Gemini was actually right.
I'm up 2% on something that was widely expected. I don't know why and I'm afraid to ask.
>>61469611>just own nothing and live in the pod, goyFuck off.
>>61469593>investing in Indian companiesyou know those are full of scammers right?
>>61469628thanks for listening to my shilling, im glad i helped some other anons make some easy money
My waifu got snubbed... they didnt let her speak...
wow what a faggot voice on that reportereven powell made a face kek
>>61469643they fear her and apu
It's over.
>>61469655Which side are you on
>>61469655It's been over since the free market died with the 08 recession, now everyone is just Mixed Market
>>61469655You can watch it again if you want to
>>61469295>all fagbooksno surprise there.
[Alarming News] SPY just formed a bearish Bart Simpson.SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61469295Why is santa Claus gay?
check out these historical oddsthey are actually below 50% for Friday thoughever
>>61469675A straight man couldn't pull off that outfit sweaty
>>61469568KEK NVDA BAGGIES
>>61469690i dont know what this means i'm just gonna inverse spy on friday
I am out of a job for a year now. I cant believe it. No one wants to hire me, trying to move back to homeland.Only thing I have is the stock market
>>61469663Bruh the free market died after the moonshot that was the roaring 20s
Silver pooomp
>>61469582lets not make that a thing pelase
>>61469708Which field?
>>61469708But the economy is booming?!
is we gettin a new /smg/ n shiet?
Lel the US stole a Venezuelan tanker
>>61469708start an onlyfans
>US boarding a Venezuelan tankerWar... War is coming.
Make a new thread niggers
>>61469724Thread cuts, please understand
>>61469708Ask Hunter for a loan, he still owes you
>>61469703all it means is historically, on the day after FOMC lowers rates by 25 bps, the Nasdaq increased 67.5% of the timehere's the S&P since you wanna inverse SPY for Friday there was only 47.5% of days that were greenthis is not financial advice just historical data
>>61469729we're waiting for USAID to feed us one
>>61469724NEW>>>/bant/23720705NEW>>>/bant/23720705NEW>>>/bant/23720705
>>61469718>>61469721Fucking webdeveloper, frontend. I lead projects, ffsToo old to pivot now, 37
>>61469749>webdeveloper, frontenddeveloper my ass nigger be thankful you had such a bullshit job and kept it for a time.
>>61469749why don't you show us what you can do and bake us a new thread and we'll consider you for employment
>>61469488good job anon, I like your gambling style.What made you think GT would increas in such a short time?
>>61469749damn.. god help you
>>61469752What should I do now? Wolt deliveries? Gamble on derivatives?
>>61469756tires inflate, so stock price will toobasic DD
>>61469754kek
Didn't play FOMCORCL up or down on earnings?
I'm thinking ORCL up but someone just opened a massive $2M put position on $ORCL
>>61469777that was me, i was selling puts to the retarded mm
>>61469777>>61469774dubs and I drop 10k on Oracle 2X
>>61469798singles and you do it anyways
>>61469754NEW>>61469804NEW>>61469804NEW>>61469804
NEW NEW NEW>>61469808>>61469808>>61469808>>61469808
>>61469811>>61469814
>>61469814you have to be shitting me
>>61469811>>61469814fucking retards.
are we le back?and why crypto stocks dont pump with btc?
>>61469815>>61469817>>61469825
>>61468870only people who suck or are doing this with play money would ever stick around long term because like the other anon saod they either made it or roped. I got rocked with physical disability and havent had the money to invest, this is my first time posting in smg in like 2 years. I only ever had play money though, my goal was to day trade enough for a modest fishing boat. Now i cant even reel in a fish.
