shitalian edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Jobs when it inevitably collapseshttps://jobs.mcdonalds.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61469804
first for Europe
>>61477908it's a bubble
>>61477903I do business with my johnson outdoors if you know what I mean
>>61477903post the one for next week this week is functionally over.
>>61477941EW doesn't put them up until Friday morning, usually like 15 min after opening bell
>>61477941Next week is Micron and Nike
HOPING GOOGLE DIPS AGAIN TOMORROW
That was the gayest ATH ever.
ELON MUSK IS RETARDED NIGGER-CATTLE
>AI hype is dying down>AI sales slowing>OpenAI announcing a deal with a company no longer sends their stock price soaring>Chip manufactures profits are growing at lower percentages>LLMs advancement is stalling>Years before the infrastructure being built is completed>Already have chips sitting idle>Nvidia stock inventory up 158% YoYLooks like the AI train is running out of steam
>>61478010Where have you been??
>>61478010thought you got vanned and locked up for pizzaHave you been getting anally raped in prison the last six months?
>>61478010QRD?
>broadcom glowie cucks>nigvideo gaymer chips
>>61478010>1pbtid>it's scoopsies How the heck ya been scoops? First time long time.
>>61478002I believe the santa rally started today. I was bearish all of November, missed the thanksgiving recovery, and skipped out on crab week. However, when the market went green at FOMC, without even as much as a dip down beneath the intraday low, I became a BVLL believer again. Still thought it would dip down today so bought one single SPY put end of day yesterday that I sold at open dip today then switched to calls. Still too much of a pussy to go heavy leverage but bought a couple of calls expiring early January. Will buy more if we have any -1 or -2% dips in December. Rally will continue. Will also buy more miner ETFs.
>futures
>MSOX IS UP 75% OVERNIGHTCANNABIS IS GOING LEGAL
>>61478158Honestly, I think it's bearish if our politicians know the economy is fucked and they're trying to throw us a proverbial bone so that we don't bring out the pitchforks. Weed is degenerate btw.
henlo mister jerome
>>61478030>>61478083twitterwent there and tweeted a lot (plus joined JBS) when charlie kirk got shoah’djust got served a goddam 30-day on the account that I had because I used the fucking gamer wordFree speech platform, my fucking assElon is such a pussy ass little bitch
I'm finally profitable with at least one weed stock.
>>61477987>MicronI'll always bet against the French.
>>61478010Please don't post the nigger word.
>>61478201NIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGERNIGGER>NIGGER
>>61478198It's an Indian company now. They even changed the company logo to look more like Indian script. Oh how the mighty have fallen.
>>61478216Y'all don't like it but indians rule the world now and run all the best companies, are they smarter hungrier more ruthless who knows adapt or not but being bitter won't help you, I wish the Schwab stock screeners had an option for indian ceo coo cfo
What do we think about minors tomorrow?>>61478010Hey buddy
>>61478279you sound brown
>>61478279>run all the best companieswhy are indians so smart yet their country is a total shit hole, financially speaking? Why are so many leading companies founded and built in other countries and not india?
>>61478280henlo, fren
>>61478289Don't let your understandable dislike for them cloud your judgement Why are Google and Microsoft run by Indians? They could hire anyone and they chose indians
>>61478311>WhyDEI requirements were more important than ability, just like so many other companies.
>account up 68% this year>would be up 1070% if I had put it all in crcl and babx
>>61478341what were u trading
>>61478352Futures on your mom's waiste line.
-Hindsight bias is the tendency to see past events as having been more predictable than they actually were — the “knew-it-all-along” effect. This makes people reinterpret their prior beliefs and overstate how certain they were beforehand. - Outcome bias (closely aligned with resulting) is judging a decision by its result rather than the decision process; it conflates luck with skill and discourages honest evaluation of reasoning under uncertainty.
I am now in the green on 3 whole positions instead of just one!
>>61478353u spelled waist wrong, silly
why is everything crabing for the last month... can we break ath already? santa rally when?
>>61478214baessed
>>61478368>can we break ath alreadyyeah, we did today. now strap in for the wrap up of another +20% S&P year.
What’s the play tomorrow?
>>61478368>>61478400Aren't there major sell-offs for tax breaks?
>>61478422It's Friday, guess
>>61478400
>>61478362lfg
>>61478400>another +20% S&P year>(-40% in real terms)
>>61478430>It's FridayMutherfucking FRIDAY bitches. get some cereal and do some drive bys
Do I buy RDW today. Been watching since under 6 and starting to feel fomo. I just think it’s going to hit the rounds soon.
GM.I swear there was a white house insider here yesterday. He was shilling cannabis stocks. absolutely fucking MISSED the entry i was thinking about yesterday. shit. buying the top is an option, but if trump does not actually reclassify cannabis, its all going to 5 cents again anyways.tutto passa.
i feel silly asking this at this point but.....what is a future?
>>61478636the thing that happens when you die after giving your life to jesusthe other future is a contract on buying something (asset, commodity, stock) at a later date, at a specific price
>>61478636something most of us dont have
>>61478636Why is he wearing the colour of my bedsheet? Are you gangstalking me?
>>61478660I tried telling the psych that but she tells me Im a handsome young man that have a bright future ahead of me.
>>61478648why would you do that tho? I imagine its>think stock go up>buy stock later with contract>if it go up can sell it for profit immediatelybut why wouldn't you just buy it now and make the same profit?
Im gonna need a pretty big QQQ pump today else Im pretty screwed.
>>61478667if you're an institution that gets inflows at the end of the month, and you think it's going to be more expensive then, you can make a fat gain by locking in the price now. if you're a trader it allows massive leverage, because the contracts trade at a fraction of the underlying and if the price appreciates you reap massive gains.
>>61478629>I swear there was a white house insider here yesterday. He was shilling cannabis stocks. absolutely fucking MISSED the entry i was thinking about yesterday. shit.There was. I replied to him the other day that I only bought $smg because it's the name of the thread and also the only one that has other products and isn't just a DUDE WEED stock. HOWEVER it appears I'm either early since it hasn't turbo pumped on rumors or miracle-gro is has now finally divorced from being just a weed stock like it should have been in the past.
>>61478019>>LLMs advancement is stallingThe utility of the advancements will come in bursts. The skill gaps between different tiers of the now replaceable workforce do not and will never scale uniformly. Increasing the reliability and accuracy of AI’s current capabilities will be more important than anything else until we reach AGI.
>>61478673Best I can do is a giant diarrhea dump.
>>61478665why are you going to psych
>>61478680>weed stock priced at 55$ in 2025yeah they probably got something else going on. pretty much every weed stock (aurora, tilray, canopy etc) is under 10$.excited to see, what that means for the tobacco industry though.
>>61478648Sorry, should've capitalized Jesus.Jesus is King, never forget.
>>61478689
>>61478684That ain't gonna do, chief.
All these job rejections. I need stocks to pump to save my future. Oh please do pump
>>61478549>Bump
Rolling for phat pumps and gains.
Is silver double topping or just bullish? Convince me not to buy the top.
How screwed are we with BOJ next week? 0.7% SP500 slide down and crab? >>61478747Dont buy the top. You will chicken out immediately if it goes down a bit and sell
>>61478734I'm sure glad I held onto my shitty job instead of quitting back in summer as I intended
>another day of silver going up
>>61478783Gonna be fun watching silver baggies get rekked
>>61478785You have been saying this for months now
>>61478752>>61478785It's going to keep going up as long as the Fed and Executive keep shitting on the dollar. Totally-not-QE is just going to supercharge it even more.
>>61478191>gamer wordWhat did he mean by this
>>61478783Who is this jew and why is she posted so often
>>61477895You did invest in gold, right?
>>61478793>Muh 2% super dooper hyperinflation
>>61477988I love her phone case
>>61478829You do know that the method by which they calculate inflation doesn't include house prices, right? You do know that they allow substitutes, right? For instance they substitute the price of a rib eye steak with that of a chuck steak and substitute more expensive brands with cheaper version of the same product rather than calculating the same goods and brands over time which is why inflation is not 2% or even 3%
>>61478311Any update Microsoft pushes is absolute dogshit ridden with bugs. Just like the bed of the average indian. I have friends (Western Europe) who say, working with your vermin is absolute hell. Every code is absolute dogshit and requires fixing.
>>61478821I did back when it was cheap, wanted to buy more a few weeks ago but the price keeps going up
>>61478856Every thing you know is wrong >>61478858Cry all you want but indians are running the most successful companies, they are taking the jobs, they are buying the houses and even getting the best women, learn to profit from pattern recognition seething about Chadjeet has a 0% return
>>61478793if I was the POTUS I would push hard for:- 0 subsidies. Funnel all money into fixing up physical infrastructure like fixing up Mississippi ports and bridges and canals, modern railways, high speed rail in the NE corridor and California and Texas and Chicago and rust belt, geothermal power plants where suitable- Niggers get nothing, no food stamps, only work and there will be lots of digging for the new nuclear power plants, new water reservoirs (drinking water, hydroele, irrigation, pumped storage)- no fucking layers upon layers of subcontractors, no new highways, no highways in the cities- open insane asylums to get rid of the homeless, put them to plant trees if possible- military is getting waaaay less money, especially stupid navy with their continuous destroyer bullshit they keep pulling- borders will be protected by the rule "Shoot to kill" and drones, mass deportations- cancel and remove presidential pardons so I screw every president afterNow that would make even 4% inflation tolerable. If we print money we print it for something that stays long term and not jewish banks, or women, or any gay ass retarded shit like thatAnd then I would lose the next elections because they would just drown me in legalese, in attacks on my government and anything I would try, and there is no way others would let me slow down or shut down any bullshit military building of bondoogle bullshit project their retard state has.
>>61478878>Since January 1999, the BLS has used a geometric mean formula to calculate price changes for most item categories. This formula allows for a "modest amount of consumer substitution" within item categories (e.g., between different types of apples)Everything I said is correct you nigger
>>61478878>running companiesThere is no jeet that is no jewish plant that is running a succesful company. 99% of jeets cant even read.>buying housesgetting scammed by realtors with the worst mortgages we have seen yet. or state-funded housing, because the average jeet is dirt-poor.>the best womenmy brother in christ, you are niggers. you arent getting anyone. >picrel, fun turns into pure fear the moment a dirty jeet touches a womankek, lmfao even
I'm so mad at myself! So many times I've simply been asleep when there was a buying opportunity om the market. I've literally missed out on $10k+ just cause of my sleep schedule. I don't even have a job and yet I can't even correct my sleep schedule long term.
>>61478937Just buy FCX and forget about if for atleast 2 years
>>61478808back in the 2017 bullrun her image was posted as a signal to pump some shitcoin. Maybe groestlcoin or something like that. It's been a while
>>61478937maybe stop being a retarded daytrader
>>61478894cursed meme
>>61478280minors today, minors tomorrow, minors forever.
>>61478903Apples are ribeyes?
>>61477895op is a faggot
>>61478967You really are a retarded nigger
Did AVGO have the worst earnings call / guidance in history or something?When I went to bet it was at like 420. Now it's at 385Wtf causes 10% of the company to be wiped out in 30 minutes after an earnings beat?
>>61478948I actually make money it just so happens Im frequently asleep when the moment strikes.
>he thinks metals and minors are nearing a top
>>61478982Kek I left to do other stuff after seeing it pump, I only just checked and it dumped. How does that even happen?
>>61478982>Did AVGO have the worst earnings call / guidance in history or something?no>Wtf causes 10% of the company to be wiped outflatlining confidence in AI, semicons, etc.Expect this with many other similar companies.
>>61478982Projected $73 billion in revenue over six quarters wasn't good enough for investors who want higher returns sooner and $21 billion of that revenue over the next four quarters is from Anthropic alone($1 billion from an unnamed customer which we know is OpenAI because they publicly announced it in Oct) a private start up of former OpenAI members who like OpenAI but not to the same degree are reliant on debt to fund their expenditure so that's a risk
>>61478999Given data centres started construction in 2024-2025 won't come online until 2027-2028 that means semiconductors won't be selling as many chips because there's no where to use them and as the jeetCEO of Microsoft said the have plenty currently idly gathering dust
>>61479010Now what if the AI bubble pops, what happens to all those investments in data centers?
How is anon spending trading profits from tickers such as GDXU or GENMF? Besides regular living expenses. Regrettably, I frequent places of ill repute.
>>61479029The companies who built them and lease them out are fucked less so the cloud providers like Oracle who merely rent them to provide compute to the likes of OpenAI
>>61479010short-sighted mass-euphoria, reminds me of something that happened in the early 2000showever i fail to see how "big" the AI bubble is, in relation to Lehmann Brothers in 2008. Would the fallout be somewhat comparable?
>>61479035That reminds me of OpenAI crying for a bailout where the governments builds all that stuff and infrastructure needed while they just rent it for a fraction of the cost and none of the risk. Huh.
>>61479033>spendingngmi
The rotation gathers pace.
>>61479056
>>61479061
>>61479041The bear case isn't that Microsoft or Google or even Nvidia goes bankrupt just that their valuation based off of expected revenue from AI is no longer factored into share price which causes it to tank this alone could cause a wider market crash in a panic or just the fact that the AI spend is helping prop up the economy no longer exists it will sink the US into a recession, a strong pillar holding up the US economy is the often touted top 10% being 50% of consumer spending but they can afford that spending due to the large rise in share prices in recent times that has provided that cushion so if you take that out from under them then they fall and the economy along with it
Thanks to you guys Ive missed the latest 2% gold & sp500 pump from the last 2-3 days. Like I said, I need to dump couple 1000s USD into the stock market, do I wait for the inevitable pullback? Or I just might miss the next moon mission propelled by the december firesale?
Where are we in the commodities super-cycle?
>>61479067Thanks for the explanation. Though no one can predict the extent of a bubble bursting in this day and age. Some punctuation would be nice though
>>61479073According to rick rules opinion we have seen the first third
>>61479065>>61479065>>61479061>Babbys first commodity
>>61479077No can do on the punctuation but also I forgot to mention retail investors are 21% of the US stock market and for cerain companies like Nvidia they are 27% then there's pension funds and 401ks that are invested so a drop in the share price even just wiping out the YTD gains which in the case of Broadcom as an example is up 75% would almost certainly doom the US to a recession
>>61477900checked, fellow europoor
>>61479101Man all this stuff is giving me that early November AI jitters where the market dumped hard
>>61479033antidepressants
>JPY 10YR @1.95, 2% likely by end of year>futasI'm dreaming of a craaaab Christmas
>>61479130why not hit gym instead>pic unrelated
>>61479183Vicious cycle. I've tried exercise a few times but after a few days, before the exercise works its magic, another cycle of depression hits and motivation dies. Real depression, not teenage emo shit, makes it hard to even get out of bed much less do anything else
>>61479210Jesus is patiently waiting for you to talk to Him.Just ask Him what you need to. You will get an answer.
Apparently this company is a fake / scam company that people on Telegram hyped up. It rugged like a shitcoin. I´m not sure how it would work, I guess the scammers in a trading group that are pushing the scam stock own all the shares? Anyway...a bunch of people lost their life savings, imagine being so retarded that you invest 60k into a pennystock company called ChowChow lmfao.
why is triple q dumping
if google doesn't dip below $310 im dumping my money into voo
>>61479210You are pathetic. Stop whining, get off your meds and start lifting.
>>61479249"It's easier to curse the dark, than to work on making a fire" is an absolute truth nuke
>>61479249You and that anon might be right but I'll tell you this. I used to always be in a good mood and when people would say they were "depressed" I'd be like wtf is depression? How is that even a thing? Just don't be depressed lol. Then one day I out of the blue I understood. I sincerely hope that you never do
>>61479155Time to invest in Japanese small and mid caps focused on the internal market. The Yen is going to appreciate and hit the manufacturing export giants but it's going to help retail, services and anyone with imports. The second push for this is a coming tax cut in the new year to prop up consumption.The current flak with China will smooth over just as it happened years ago with South Korea getting THAAD. China gets mad, has a tantrum and then calms down, this time there's not even organised protests and attacks on stores from the government.
SCHD is almost at 28. DGRO rocketed past 70.you had months to buyded one (1) share every day. but you didn't, did you?
>>61479265If you don't try to make changes, your life will be defined by your depression. Your legacy will be that of someone who didn't fight.Jesus Christ didn't give you the armor of God for nothing. Retard.
>>61479279im sad because my organs are 0.0005% microplastics by weight.
>>61479282We live in a devilish jew world, shit happens. Tutto passa.
>>61479220>>61479279Thanks anon. I will give this some thought. I'm not some kind of edgelord atheist but I haven't cracked the good book open in, um, quite a while
>>61479287Just ask, that's all you need to do for now. God bless.
>>61479284so how do i fix my problem and makeded me unsad then, you reddit spacing namefagging nigger faggot kike cumslurpler
>>61479293i dont even use reddit man, ive been here for agesalso im straight and NOT a kike
>>61479249>Depression is sadness>>61479294Hey, real quick, post your portfolio for us.
>>61479275Because in the time it took SCHD (formerly SHID) to go back to the same level it was a year ago I made 50% ROI on other investements.
>>61479301PLUGPMDAX shortsKO CGC ACBMOABBVrest is cash atm
>>61479302>formerly SHIDbig if true
>>61479294listen to this guy depression anon, and don’t listen to any macro religious shills, your relationship with God is between you and God and no one else
>>61479349A lot of times, a helping hand is needed to plant the seed of the holy ghost inside your heart. He will have to water it himself, though.
>>61479308>DAX shortsLol
>>61477895I decided to double down on Bershire Hathaway. I really need to hit green and fuck off before our boy croaks. I'm at a 5% loss right now so I have hopes I can make it in time.
>>61479363It's just a small gamble, but the german economy is absolutely cooked
>>61479373I hear you but I think the DAX can make a new all time high, I dont have any money in the DAX thoughbeit
>>614793665% loss what time frame?My cagr is 20-25% but I'm up 50% ytd
>>61479302>ignoring the dividend
>long 100 shares WMT>hmm I should hedge the downside, I'll do an iron condor at 95, costs about $200 if I hold until expiry and lose>wow its really taking off, TA says it should start dipping soon>write CC at 113 for $60>wake up>short legs of condor got assigned, but there is an exercise fee of $25 per contract if I want to use my long legs to not be $26k in the red on margin, so $50>CC looks like it's capped my upside so I need to miss out on gains unless I pay $300 to buy my $60 back
Excited for what today brings.Happy Friday
>>61479382>SAP holding institutions and companies hostage in their aids ecosystem>auto industry actively cooking itself, china bidding to take over many factories, asia market collapsing, tariffs>BASF, Beiersdorf, Henkel suffering from rising business and energy expenditures, Infeneon and Merck probably following suit, total collapse if AI bubble bursts (ive worked in chemicals before)It's looking more and more bleak.
>>61479397Was a 10% since I bought in may (yes, I'm a retard, I am new in all this and I still have a lot to learn), and just yesterday I invested the same amount I did back in may since it's cheaper and seems to be slowly climbing back up, so it evened out at a 5%.
>NVDA price actionOh boy YET ANOTHER edition of government insider trading.
>>61479410Funny enough the Bayer stock looks like the worst is behind and ready to climb again long term
>>61479416the swamp is fine when we do it
>>61479416It's retail buying the dip NVDA has a large amount of retail investors that buy every dip
>>61479419Bayer is more pharma, and I aint touching that sort of stuff. They probably do demonic rituals in their HQs basement though.Worked with Beiersdorf and Henkel, Chemicals have been a rough branch for Germany for years now.
>>61479423Tell me more about how retail has enough capital to make it spike +2% in a few seconds, you fucking retard. That's an institution that just got inside info. Wait and see.
>>61479428It can't even hold above 1% you fucking spastic imagine thinking that's insider movement the only insider movement is men's dicks in your arse because you're a faggot
>>61479426Es ist vorbei But we have hope
>>61479436I 100% guarantee you there's going to be a Trump announcement later today.
>>61479428Its premarket you moron this happens daily when volume is low
>>61479413You're not only retarded because you don't know what you're doing, you're also retarded because you think you can time the market.I suggest you just index fund and forget and focus on increasing your income.If you aren't making 100k$/yr after tax you shouldn't bother attempting to increase your cagr, it's a full time job to find a thing or two a year
>>61479445can this pumpeded my tqqq pls nigger powell thank u
Oh wellLooks like I got mildly fucked by both ORCL and AVGO - up and down - sideways and long waysThe year was going so well that I just HAD to make some completely unenforced errors towards the end.Still up for the year, but portfolio would be like 7% larger if I just sat on my ass doing nothingMaybe I should do that thing gamblers do and call the casino department to ban themselves from all casinos, except with my broker and optionsI wonder if they do something like that
>>61479445Meanwhile with actual insider movement like with the recent change to cannabis laws you saw the pre-market at 15%+
>>61479445FNGU bros are we gonna make it?
Talk me out of dropping a fat stack at Bear Creek Mining (ticker: BCM). Please.
>>61479403Retard shit just go buy an instant loser lottery ticket
please godplease let this be a rui nanase day i can't handle another boringkate day pleaseim so tired.
>>61479308>No screenshotCurious.
Druggies about to lose $$$ like they lose brain cells
>>61479463They are stalling their bankruptcy by diluting shareholders, there is nothing to be gained from investing in thisWhy would you even consider it?
>>61479483i will settle for a sara aizawa day even if i dont deserve a rui nanase day. u gaveded me this rotten soul god please im trying my best herei am not a greedy man i thinki dont even wanteded to be happy i just want to be neutral at this point
>>61479463Just by Hecla, AEM, PAAS, Rio Tinto,
>>61479512I wouldn't buy Rio Tinto the increase to cost of energy in Australia which is only going to get worse and last for 10+ years by the government's own warning due to the transformation of the grid to renewables on top of Australia exporting its natural gas and not having any quota for domestic use and reduction in coal mining has caused numerous smelters to go under and are being nationalised to be propped up the most recent one being the Tomago Aluminium Smelter, I wouldn't buy any Australian miners because the cost of energy is making it unprofitable
>corn
>>61479428Insider trading btw, these are the retards on /biz/
>>61479210If being an alpha were easy everyone would do itGet good
wtf am I supposed to do when I lose all my money gambling in stocks now?
I could heem every person in this thread in real life
>>61479398O I'm sorry by the time schd went up 5% everything else had gone up 50%
>Nvidia considers increasing H200 chip output due to robust China demand, sources say>Demand for the chip from Chinese companies is so strong that Nvidia is leaning toward adding new capacity, one of the sources said. They declined to be named as the discussions are private.>Major Chinese companies including Alibaba and ByteDance have already reached out to Nvidia this week about purchasing the H200 and are keen to place large orders, Reuters reported on Wednesday.Buy NVDA
>>61479613What is the point of this post?Yes anyone can grab a knife and stab your neck, so?
>>61479613I only heem SOXS holders and I would heem every single one of them
In light of the rising S&P, should I just lump sum all 7.5k into VOO and/or QQQ or continue to dollar cost average every month?
>>61479622how long until xi rugpulls
>>61479661DCA it
>>61478279>>61478878Nvclear trvth nvke
How many of you actually day trade successfully?
QCLS is going to pump hard today
>>61479382>thoughbeitthats not a fucking word you plebbit cuckold estrogen slurperwhats next, thoughtbeitless OH BOY SCIENCE EXCLAMATION POINT!your live status needs to be revoked NOW>>61479622if the post is too well written or has fucking PLEBBIT SPACING, IGNORE ITFILTER ITonly bots use fucking punctuation and capital letters EVERY TIMEyoure all BOTSalsoSPY PUTS TODAY ITS GONNA GO DOWN IT PEAKED FUCKING 691 IN PREMARKET WERE GONNA SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE ITS INDIAN POOJA RITUALLAST DAY BEFORE SANTA RALLY
>>61479694i dont even day trade im just shitposting and lurking
still lotta leveraged betters on Broadcom, and growing
>>61479463I've a small amount in that bag as a lotto ticket. I'd stick with bigger plays like SILJ, SIL, AG, HL, endeavor...Think minors might be a good play again today. Hecla was up huge yesterday, might be big today too, crazy.
>>61479679Same as year 1 (read: this year) then, except I ran out of money by August due to my insistence on buying full shares. Mulling over going for fractional shares to make sure I stay in the market all year, and I'm having second thoughts about having FXAIX in the portfolio. Is it too redundant next to the likes of VOO?
I'm a simple man, I dca SSO, SOXL and TQQQ
bloodbath, giant green dildo, or crab at open?
>>61479754dont care as long as google dip and hit my buys
>>61479754crab. Santa rally set to start monday.
>>61479743Almost forgot, GGLL too
looks like weed is back on the menu
Silver Futures
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
MSFT will never hit $500 again
>>61479783LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!
I was told there are a lot of millionaires in /smg/ is it true?
AI is officially cancelled
>>61479803I am literally a millionaire.
>>61479803i am a millionaire but its not liquid (much of it in IRA).
>>61479803im a 8x away from that
>>61479808>>61479815Nice bros, congrats
>>61479803I'm sure there is considering a millionaire today was just middle class 15 years ago. it's not really as impressive anymore.
>>61479803Quarterway there
>>61479803I'm a millionaire but not in american dollars
Is it too late to get in on the silver train?
>>61479815That's the truth for most millionaires except in the movies.
AHHHHHHHHHH
>AVGO
>>61479824/smf/ told me AGQ was too volatile and to invest in miners instead. Now HL is moving up and down by 1% in less than a minute. I think I am gonna vomit.
>>61479827Never heard of this company.
>Tesla's U.S. sales dropped to a near four-year low in November, despite the automaker's rollout of new, cheaper versions of its best-selling electric vehicles>TSLA +2.3%
>>61479817thx>>61479818>I'm sure there is considering a millionaire today was just middle class 15 years agoYes I basically live a middle class lifestyle circa 1995. Sadly this puts me ahead of mos tother millennials. The bar is low. >>61479826Gonna need to replace my 2012 Dodge soon, trying to find something used and good under 25k. Might go EV this time, i fucking hate changing my oil or having to replace various belts and hoses.
I won all of my puts this week but the rocket lab thing really screwed me over by mooning hard.
>>61479838They designed and produced Google's TPUs they're an American semiconductor manufacturer
>>61479837+200% in 6 months. Damn
>>61479841TSLA stock doesn't move in line with reality it's propped up by Elon cultists
>>61479843I'm driving a 2011 GMC. Still in very good shape but it needs bodywork I've been putting off.
>>61479721I waffle back and forth on this too with VOO and SWPPX. Schwab doesn't offer fractional shares in the same way other brokers do. For the time being I still have both (my other major holding being SCHG).>>61479783Based
>>61479837>Now HL is moving up and down by 1% in less than a minute. I think I am gonna vomit.im sitting comfy>>61479824>Is it too late to get in on the silver train?its not a low risk entry right now, silver price is streched from the moving average, but who knows how much further in what time frame it will go
>>61479824Yes>>61479838Same
>>61479856I drive a 1998 Ford Escort, stick shift. It still has body damage on the side from when I was in high school drifting on dirt roads with my friends after school and side swiped a tree. We called it "The Green Hornet." If it ever breaks down I'll probably just lose the will to live.
Bought AVGO calls and it dumped instantlyIm boutta ropeeeeeeeee
>>61479856I think the 2010's vehicles are the last hurrah in reliability. But my neck is kinda fucked up from the Army though and blind spot monitoring was like heaven when I last rented a car.
>>61479827How are the S&P500 and Nasdaq holding up so strong with all these semiconductor stocks in free fall? I guess there is not much of an AI bubble after all.
>VORLet's fucking go
>>61479888It's been down the entire market close and pre-market when did you buy the calls?
Friday crash weeeee
bears won
>>61478354No it's literally "I had a plan where I was gonna put X amount of money into Y stock because I was pretty sure and then I didn't and now I know I was right and I am retarded".
My miners IRA up again today new ATHs!w00t w00t w00t>>61479888Cheeeeecked!!! Never heard of it
>>614798955 mins ago and i sold instanly for -25%Fuck my nigger life looooooool
I bought LULU
>>61479904What compelled you to buy calls?
why the fuck cant good year just make it past this shitty $8.90 fucking nigger wall fucking faggot nigger cunt faggot niggerwhy the FUCK is it SO hard to move TEN fucking cents when its moved DOLLARS in the past monthFUCKING move 10 CENTS you FAGGOT TIRE COMPANYi am raging i have until next friday until my $9 calls expiretheyre supressing it literally because of me
>>61479894i solded at $11 bought at 9.30ishnot about to be newton i made a quaint little profit in less than 2 hours thats enough.
Why didn't they call BTC, MSTR, NVDA and MSFT "risky rallies"????
This is btw what everyone predicted: crabbing or slight bearing till mid December, then rocketship
Test
>>61479888You can sell 70 day puts on AVGO right now for ridiculous premiums.
>>61479922literally as soon as i make this post it dumps 10 centsim done when these expire, i quit
>>61479894Sold too early again
>>61479921Oracle chart from yesterday
i boughteded puts guys dont worry
>>61479943Me too anon
is the dollar dumping again......
>>61479928ehh I'll hold for a bit and see what happens. My YTD is alright I don't mind a small loss and if it really flies to 40s that's a nice lump of cash.It does seem to, at the very least, have some bullish momentum going that's not retard pumps.
>>61479932Because a pump in btc, silver and gold is just greater fools theory at play, whereis those companies you listed create actual value.
$AG is weighing down my bags, only up 1%
>>61479803Yes.
>>61479894Only thing getting me gains today
welp looking like a boringkate day thanks i had 0.00001% hope left it had to get wiped out.im gonna go cut my hair wish me luck bros hope i dont fuck up like i fuckeded up everything else in my life.
Thanks to whoever shilled MOS earlier
>KOLD
>Tesla sales fell of a cliff>TSLA up 3%My brain tells me to short, but my tummy knows to stay the fuck away
kek INTCels
>>61480011This thing will bounce up like a fucking ping pong ball
>>61480015Probably for the best. My cousin is all in on TSLA and says he’ll never sell. A lot of people feel the same way for whatever reason. Elons autistic charm maybe?
>>61480015It's follow-on exuberance from Rivian, which is up 16%.
>SOXLI bought the dip but it kept dipping :(
WHAT NOW????????
>>61480035Also, I did Shorted, though I'm keeping a finger on the trigger to get out.European sales are down 30% or something like that.
did orange nigger tweet or something
Yeah I've been raped
>>61479613>t. just did his first tae bo class
>>61479582If I saw a robot serving me burgers I would just not pay, what are they going to do? Just walk behind the counter and take them off of the hearing tray. Fuck it.
>>61479436kek>>61480040its not a dip when that happens, its a freefall. What will you do? cut your losses or hold?
I missed the fomc presser the other day due to wageslaving. Was jpow dovish or nah?
slurped up some spy and qqq I dont give a fuck
>>61480076what if the robot looked like that and flirted with you constantly?
>>61479803i just need one x100 bro just one x100
Xirs it's heading the wrong direction
Nigger Friday?
NI'm done for the day
>>61480076Realistically it would probably turn the locations into drive thru only. Whether they do it before getting robbed blind by niggers or after is where speculative fortunes can be made
>>61480086I've already been rejected by so many cute drive thru human cashiers I don't think I could handle getting heartbroken by a robot cashier
You know, where's that guy who said P/E doesn't matter? I was wondering why he came to that conclusion at such a auspicious time.
>>61480078I plan to hold in the hopes I just mistimed the bottom. I loaded up at -4%, -6%, and -7%. I didn't expect it to go below $45 in the worse case and I clearly was wrong about that. Hopefully the AVGO hysteria blows over and we recover later today
>>61479857>SCHGBeen considering switching to that next year too. SCHD I started out on buying 10 shares a month but after April it kinda stagnated. Not like I pay attention to quarterly earnings what with this being a Roth IRA, not a typical brokerage account. I use Fidelity. I just want one S&P thing but no idea if it's redundant to have both an ETF and mutual fund at the same time. VOO is the former and FXAIX is the latter. If so, I can sell FXAIX and increase my odds on buying full shares (just one VOO and QQQ per month) all year instead of 3/4ths of it.
I cashed out while in profit yesterdayJust waiting for a large cap to hit a good price to dump 50k into
>>61480116It will go into the 30's. Just hold. Its as reliable as the sun rising in the east and setting in the west. I have a buy limit at 35 and ill ride that up to 45 on the next cycle. Just hold and dont look at the red.
>>61480115schd will be such a kino hold if this comes to pass
Ah, what a good day
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!
Gosh darn it how do I decide between weed or Rivian or nothing? Does anyone pay attention to rivian? Is it a bonafide 3x from here? Seems like a romantic trade desu it’s down a lot and Tesla sucks.
>>61480149why cant this be me?why cant i guess right once this month?
>>61480115the composition of the S&P500 is a lot different today than it was 50 years ago when you could buy it at a PE ratio of 12. I mean, aren't people like you the ones always pointing out how the top 10% of the S&P500 are carrying it and that's a sign of a bubble? The PE ratio of the S&P500 has increased over the years because you are paying a premium for those companies. If you could buy the S&P500 excluding the mag7 you could get it for a much cheaper PE ratio, yet I'd make a very confident bet that your gains would be significantly less over the next 10 years than someone who held the regular "expensive" S&P500 with those mag 7 stocks as the top positions.
>>61480173Rivian will 2x in the next year because they're about to bring out their first car or something.
always slurp on -0.5% days
You know I'm starting to think Micron isn't going to announce a government contract this week
>>61480177>>61480173planet labs will do a 10x
Heavy violence
>>61480175yep. earnings growth is 50% above trend as well. we're in unprecedented times but everyone wants to use history as their guide.
>>61480188Yeah, I don't know what happened. I guess my source is just retarded and misunderstood what the Micron guy said.
>>61480210Oh well. We had a run up anyways so it's no big deal
>>61480141You think it's going to go into the 30's now? This dip?I've been expecting it to crash back down and restart the cycle soon, but I've made a good profit every time it's dumped this year by stubbornly assuming this time is not The One
>>61480210goddamit i just went all in FTNT you fucker
>Oracle earnings destroys the hyperscaler business model>Broadcom earnings destroys the myth of exponential growth in semiconductorsJust need OpenAI/Anthropic to destroy the myth that LLMs are the next industrial revolution and it will be complete
AAAAAAAAAAAH I PUT MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS INTO SILVER AND NOW IT IS RUGGING. YOU GUYS PROMISED 100$
>>61480214This is the first exhausted rise of the S&P. The first time that it didn't proceed to hit a new ATH soon after the dip subsumed.
why the fuck is fucking FANNY MAY dumpinggee i didnt know they made ai houses
>>61480225>OpenAI/Anthropic earnings report waiting room
Wasn't expecting to be able to buy back the covered calls I just sold this morning for a quick 30% profit, so that's something
>>61479932Why do rocktards have a victim mentality?>>61480006You're welcome
what happnend? why everything dumping again? and why is bitcoin such a shit coin?
>>61480174Learn technical analysis anon-kunThe market isn't completely random. You think Munehisa Homma became rich by accident?
>>61480234Burry is bullish on it that was your signal to exit
>>61479210The Depression is your body and mind trying to keep you down. That's the piece you have to fight and force your way through to recover.What kind of exercise are you doing? Do you have a 24 hour gym with free weights near you so you can get there at any time during the day or night? Go get the stronglifts 5x5 app and start SL 5x5 at zero weight on the bar and go. Three times a week, it starts off easy, don't rush it, just do it every other day. It's not complicated, it's just a plan that gives you small progress every day that you go. Having a plan and meeting your goals in that plan are key to helping you beat that depression.
>>61479275sorry was busy buying the best of SCHD and not the dogshit that's included in their folio
What are we slurping
>>61480259Silver or silver miners?
>>61479803On paper, if I had to liquidate everything I think taxes would fuck me
>>61479806Broadcom was a piece of shit company long before AI, I'm shocked they didn't implode sooner.
NFLX started dropping literally seconds after I bought it. You have to be shitting me.>>61480220Sorry. You'd still be up if you bought when I said, though. I cashed out last Friday at the peak because I had some other stuff I was interested in.
>>61480274To be specific, you would be in the green if you'd bought after my first post in November.
>>61480243just QE things
>>61480243The earnings report from Oracle and Broadcom have given ammunition to the theory that tech companies are overbought and overvalued
>>61478010haven't seen this nigger in a while
>>61480278you said the announcement was dec 15if i lose a single dollar on this i will find you and i will forcefeed you cheesburgers until you beg me to stop
>>61480214Depends on next week. Still has 3 to go today. I always stay in the safe zone and sell around 45.
>be me>come home>tqqq has left another giant fucking turd in the old 'folioWhy did I get memed into this shit. Just let me exit this position with dignity. Please.
>silver fire saleum based
The bubble popped
So, when can we agree that A.I. doesn't actually earn the massive amounts of money everyone is thinking about?
MAMMA MIA
>sit on sidelines for year just 'waiting for a chance to enter'>say fuck it yesterday, just dump it all into VOO>very next day it's blood redI hate that the only way to beat inflation in this country is to riskily gamble all your shit on stocks. Why can't CDs just offer a 6% rate or something. 4% inflation? 4% CD rates. What the fuck.
>It's been priced in
>>61480298That's what I heard. Maybe the guy was just trying to hype the company up idk. I should've been hyping up CSCO months ago, though. I've been working with them a lot this year, and they've really impressed me with their products and adjusted strategy
Yeah that's it for me today.
>>61478430Oh no who could have foreseen this, not a Friday dump!
>>61479265I understand what it is firsthand also. That changes nothing about the truth of what he said or that image he posted.
>>61480316based as FUCK>added 4 more positions
>>61480324Was Broadcom really holding the whole house of cards up? I refuse to believe it. I want to say this is the natural result of QE not pumping yesterday to people's expectations
>>61480295oracle and broadcom both beat on earnings. and it will all make new highs shortly and you will go back to seething.
>>61480354>>61480354>>61480354
>Some Oracle Data Centers for OpenAI Delayed to 2028 From 2027
>sell lulu on like the 24th>it rockets up like 24%>buy soxl yesterday>everything dumps todayIt's all so tiring. I might just boggle from now on
>>61480255>>61480350Duly noted. Thanks for the good points and advice frens. I will give exercise another shot
>>61480357Oracle didn't beat on earnings it was financial massaging without the sale of their stake in Ampere their EPS was $1.33 which is lower than the projected $1.64 they also have mountains of debt with negative free cash flow and decreasing revenue from their existing software business(Down 21%) with increased borrowing which is why Oracle's credit was downgraded a few months ago and the banks who put together some of their loans are taking out credit default swaps as they fully expect them to default on the loan
>>61480357Broadcom projected $73 billion over the next six quarters of which Anthropic alone is $21 billion of those sales over the next four quarters which means their sales are relatively flat and not the type of growth investors had expected which means the stock is overvalued hence the dump
>>61478648wait, so how are futures different than calls or puts?
>>61480419futures contracts are delta 1 so no greeks to worry about
>>61478311Microsoft is cruising on inertia. All of their consumer products are trash. Same with google. Their Gemini 3.5 or whatever new version is trash. Google might be doing well because they have a monopoly and managed to evade being broken up. Their b2b products might be good.
>>61480363>>Some Oracle Data Centers for OpenAI Delayed to 2028 From 2027>Oracle denies report on OpenAI data center delaysWhy is this allowed?
>>61480322I did the same thing the last week or two then got that giant red candle on the daily.That’s why you dollar cost average over the span of an entire year. No pressure. No stress. And even if there is a bear market you will do well
>>61482284>crosoft is cruising on inertia. All of their consumer products are trash.So are their enterprise products. Customers are getting increasingly pissed. They even started fucking with... Excel
