>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/ https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61480354
NIGGER
Just had an early supper
> futures
next week on /smg/please look forward to it
>>61482280Dirty muslims wouldn't be happy to find out you kill cattle humanely.
Me mum died in the hollybolly
>>61482306Short scholastic
>>61482301how did they teach him to do that?
I will never financially recover from this.
TSLA green of course.
>>61482301funny but soulless
>>61482306Me thinks>BB>FDX>KMXwill dumpWill probably long FCEL also
Hey mista, what’s happening in the bond market? Is it s’posed ta do that?
>A fund manager is sitting in his office when a family of blue-chip stocks barges in: PG, KO, JNJ, TGT, MDT, LOW, MMM, the whole S&P dividend crew>"We've got a portfolio for you, something truly premium," they say>"Everyone says that," the agent says, sighing. "What's your angle?">PH steps forward. "First, KO pops its top and sprays a frothy earnings surprise all over the room.">TGT jumps in. "Next, I start aggressively expanding my margins in front of everyone.">JNJ speaks next "That's when I unveil my triple-segment synergy play, fully diversified and absolutely inappropriate for any sane regulatory environment.">LOW adds in, "And then I lever up. Not debt baby, we're talking leverage - right over MMM who's trying to maintain a stable yield while I'm edging volatility through the roof">MDT finishes calmly, "And I handle all the irregular activity of course. I'm used to it">By now the office is a mess of mispriced risk, unhedged positions, and wildly unstable liquidity. The agent is speechless. Finally, he manages "My god... what do you call a portfolio like that?">The whole group responds with a grin>THE DIVIDEND ARISTOCRATS!
How do I profit from this?*sexually*
I'm down 9.84% in the past two days due to doing uncharacteristically stupid shitI fucking hate having to cope with lossesNone of the common platitudes like "Think of it as a paid lesson" or "you won't even notice or remember this hitch in a few years" ever help at all.The vastly accelerated, hyper competitive rat race of the modern age means that any kind of loss, especially one of this magnitude pretty much permanently downgrades your potential as a human being because that's a big chunk of your snowball that you are literally never getting back.If you're losing money at all, you are falling behind someone that isn't.This is unimaginably tiresomeEverytime this happens, it doesn't fade away like some old scar, it just accumulates in the back of my mind and weighs down on me ever so slightly more
>>61482356I require the nsfw version.
>>61482370Well what are you going to do now
Is MU cooked next week?
We need an emergency stimulus immediately.
>>61482370Sounds lime you got a case of keeping up with the jones's.
>>61482381I trvst the plqn. Demand is demand and it's not even 10% off ATH
>>61482314he asked chatgpt how to do it
>>61482356You don't have your prostate massager linked to the soxl minute chart movement? ngmi
The midwits got their nigger friday. Are you happy? All it did was make everyone poorer.
Oracle Corporation
>>61482356External link to the uncensored version of this?
>>61482447I appreciate your PUSH IT posts anon
>>61482370Relax, you almost certainly don't have realized losses of 9%. I also declined 9% today, this will be recouped by end of the month.
why did everything go down today
>>61482374NothingThere's nothing to do but cope As I said, even if (matter of when really) the money is made back, it doesn't change a thing because the damage was already done>>61482387That idiom is from a time when any random capable of tying their shoes could afford a multi bedroom house in their 20s and then get bored enough of winning life by their 30s to start competing with neighbours in who's curtains are nicer or grass greener.I'm here desperately trying to cling to the middle class and not be priced out of ever owning an ever more expensive home and being financially secure enough to sleep in it without stressing about money until I die.
>>61482356LITERALLY GONNA DO THIS TO MY GF IN T MINUS 5 HOURS>>61482462yeah I'm down uhhhh 1.81% rn, just sleep brother, it'll be back by new years and then some
Apple can't exist without a strong china. Like tesla they will be faster outcompeted by a dying CCP then catered to. China can kick apple's suppliers out and the supply chain to build a new phone or mac will go bust. Eventually a pro CCP president will replace trump and lift tariffs and destroy apple. Biden was a last shot at rebuilding supply chains in america but failed cause populism won again.Google doesn't pay high enough dividends to fund itself with shareholders like a mature company. They either do that soon or pray the federal government will continue to fund black holes like youtube. If gemini doesn't mature enough in profits the company could implode if the economy causes a major political upheaval and a pro socialist president is elected.nvidia can be privatized by the CCP before 2030. The US navy is done, there was no deep state. The bureaucrats that kept things running have been laid off by DOGE. Musk is a putin asset, xi's replacement will have no second guesses about invading taiwan and arresting nvidia/amd executives.META peaked. VR went nowhere, social media is dying, oracle won with tiktok, google and china have beat them in AI. Zucc will probably just coast the company and sell the tech off to valve.Amazon will go down after google or apple. If apple starts failing they are done. If google starts failing they are done. They are not in a vacuum and too dependent on a gone era of society.Tesla is done. They at best can cannibalize other car makers outside china but their growth is far priced in. China will eventually push tesla into being the new enron but by the time china gets EVs into US market china will have collapsed into districts or copying putin's agenda of failed operations.
>>61482483HOLY I KNEELI hope you marry her
Excited for Monday.
>>61482370Have you tried just buying and holding?
>>61482475
>>61482370The market punishes the impatient. I hate having to repeat this, but people have to stop trying to play get-rich-quick with the stock market because these are the people who get fleeced the most. You have to plan a year in advance, the quarter ot quarter jumping only works if you're exceedingly lucky.
>>61482483tell your gf i love her
>>61482488 me too brother, me too. I need to sneak a picture of her ass in a thong next time I get a chance then post here, hopefully jannies aren't gay about it
>>61482486biden left all of trump 1s tariffs in place thoughtwhatit
>>61482512U wish nigga
>The methods most appropriate for euthanizing cattleCaptive bolt is the only really humane method, and it's by far also the most efficient. Why are there even other methods discussed?
>>61482486>pro CCP presidentGood luck with that, even most Dems seem to hate China if Pelosi’s Taiwan visit and Biden’s chip act/tariffs were anything to go by.
I warned you retards about the AI bubble. You deserve absolutely everything that is about to transpire. Remember, every single dollar you lose in the coming months is 100% your fault because you're a retard and you didn't listen to people who are much smarter and more knowledgeable than you.
>>61482478I dont think you understand the gist. All you are doing is living in doomerchud space. Thats yours to own. Learn and correct yourself or die alone and broke.
>>61482544>even most Dems seem to hate China if Pelosi’s Taiwan visit and Biden’s chip act/tariffs were anything to go by.Jews have been iced out of the leadership. this makes the Jews angry because they were instrumental in getting Mao into his role as a beard for Jew genocidal maniacs.
>Microsoft has lowered sales growth targets for its AI agent products after many salespeople missed their quotas in the fiscal year ending in June, according to a report Wednesday from The Information. The adjustment is reportedly unusual for Microsoft, and it comes after the company missed a number of ambitious sales goals for its AI offerings.>AI agents are specialized implementations of AI language models designed to perform multistep tasks autonomously rather than simply responding to single prompts. So-called “agentic” features have been central to Microsoft’s 2025 sales pitch: At its Build conference in May, the company declared that it has entered “the era of AI agents.”>According to The Information, one US Azure sales unit set quotas for salespeople to increase customer spending on a product called Foundry, which helps customers develop AI applications, by 50 percent. Less than a fifth of salespeople in that unit met their Foundry sales growth targets. In July, Microsoft lowered those targets to roughly 25 percent growth for the current fiscal year. In another US Azure unit, most salespeople failed to meet an earlier quota to double Foundry sales, and Microsoft cut their quotas to 50 percent for the current fiscal year.>The sales figures suggest enterprises aren’t yet willing to pay premium prices for these AI agent tools. And Microsoft’s Copilot itself has faced a brand preference challenge: Earlier this year, Bloomberg reported that Microsoft salespeople were having trouble selling Copilot to enterprises because many employees prefer ChatGPT instead. The drugmaker Amgen reportedly bought Copilot software for 20,000 staffers, but many employees gravitated toward OpenAI’s chatbot instead, with Copilot mainly used for Microsoft-specific tasks like Outlook and Teams.What did they mean by this? AI bubble gonna trigger a global financial crisis in 2026 when it inevitably pops?
>the AI bubble suddenly decides to burst when I buy Oracle 2x at literally the top Epic simply epic
>>61482597>Microsoft salespeople were having trouble selling Copilot to enterprisesOh good, maybe we aren't totally fucked after a->because many employees prefer chatgpt insteadfuck
>>61482597>it's an AI bubble because they're using the wrong AInigger what
Bros, I think I finally won against the telemarketer scammers.You know about that infamous Medicare "part a or b" cold calling scam this year? Well I kept getting calls from them for a while and I stubbornly kept yelling at them while saying they are all niggers and pajeets over and over again. Last time they called, I told them they can eat a faggot's ass and catch aids, then it was quiet on their end for a whole minute, then some dude came on and said "you're on no call, piss off" and CLICK. Now, I haven't received a single call for over a month from those douchebags.To celebrate I'm buying more telecom stocks. I wish there was an app on your phone that automatically plays loud ear rape videos on youtube whenever you 'answer' those scammers kek.
>>61482610
F-word ass r-word n-word stock market
>>61482620all the scam calls i get or fucking robot recordings it's not fair bros>>61482638what's the r word?
>>61482462Well i guess you're right that only about 6 of those almost 10% are realized.That's still 6% too many. Blown on options.And I'm not so optimistic about it coming back as soon as you say as that would require me to either continue gambling options, or for the market to blow far past the ATH in the next couple of weeks.>>61482502YesBeen doing it for about 6 yearsThat's mainly why I even have any money to lose in the first place>>61482509I knowThe problem is that i'm an idiot and get impatient and do something stupid every couple of years after getting too comfortableSwing trading, CFDs, now options - tried all and eventually got fucked every time.Basically the only thing in the past 5 years or so that I wasn't dumb enough to try was shitcoins during the JesusSonicCumDogeCoin craze.The only hope is that I run out of stupid shit to "try" and get bored of finance altogether.I guess the takeaway really is that I am just too stupid, too impatient and too desperate to make it somewhere. Which is exactly why i'm not going to as long as I keep trying.
Credit markets are going to rug next week when the BOJ hikes rates, and that's going to to pull the plug on all these AI datacenter projects, beginning the blowoff phase of the bubble.
i finally dumped $3k into google, i got $6k left
How would you reconcile making bank on pot stocks if you have long term sobriety in AA?
>>61482697you're ngmi so I wouldn't worry about it too much>>61482655>two more weeks
>>61482597>AI bubble gonna trigger a global financial crisis in 2026 when it inevitably pops?More like a 1929 or Japan crash. Expect many years of serious economic hardship.
>>61482697marijuana is good for you and used to help all sorts of medical conditions, alcohol is not
>uploading files from your IP range has been bannedI shoud stop using this website, is stocktwits or the bogleheads forum any good?>>61482597Probably and it will be glorious to behold.>>61482615>>61482612Bargaining phase, but also ChatGPT had/has the prime mover advantage because they started the entire bubble.
>>61482655as long as we get one last pump on monday, i'll allow it
>>61482720Thanks. It’s curious that alcohol became much more accepted in society than pot when you look at the risk profiles
Thoughts on MRAM? Looks like it could pump by being in the right sector but Idk anything about what they make.
>>61482655No way they pull the plug on datacenters now, most of them aren't even built yet nor do they have a use for thier hardware. A datacenter that bought several millions worth of graphics cards can't just 'return' all of the specialized cards like they bought a $300 card off Newegg. The datacenters are locked in at this point, they can't turn back.
>fell for the silver minor meme yesterday Never listening to you idiots again
>>61482716>>61482597>>61482554>AI BubbleHey retards. 2026 is going to be a sovereign debt crisis and has nothing to do with AI.
>>61482509So true, I've been buying beaten down chemicals, foods, restaurants, packaging etc, basic bitch stuff at 10 p/e 3-5% dividends and im down. .3% today, Wendy's and chipotle etc are up for the dayAs for silver baggies they are in for a decade of pain because no, it's not different this time, all the idiots piling in saying they KNOW silver $2000 lmao at that top signal
Why doesn't silver go up as much as gold
>>61482758Nah man, I have it on good authorityh that when stocks go down yields go down as well. The only time this hasn't happened was this year. I'm sure that was just a one-off though. After all Trump has learned from his mistakes.
Wait, I didn't notice until now that Pissracle was not only back before that retarded pump, but is now -15% bellowAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61482759>an entire decade of pain because of a technical indicator that resolves after a few weeks
>>61482544You must have missed Xi's visit to San Francisco to schmooze with Newsome and the CCP owning half the real estate in California.
>>61482745You can have a civilization with alcohol but not with weed ,,,,, everyone is sick and tired of you zombies and your stench, it's only allowed now because it castrates young men just feed you a steady supply of drugs and zogchow and you are harmless. That said it has made alcohol stocks uninvestable but so are weed stocks
>>61482758> sovereign debt crisis/pol/ tier bait, this happens every 6 months.>>61482759Based, will accumulate more sliver.>>61482753>too big to failThey'll sell them at a loss right before they rope en masse.
BRO why did I hedge with 6c on MSOS this is 10 Monday this is bullshit, Trump is such a faggot for seriously waiting this long when he could do this when I was in a position.Normally I would be okay with that but the after hours is saying that people know something so I’m so pissed at myself I just didn’t want to get TACOED like a bitch. Shit
>>61482807Silver is down 70% after inflation since 1980 and yet rocktards all claim it only goes up all the time,,,,,depressed incels are easy to fool
>>61482836>too big to failOh don't get me wrong, it can ABSOLUTELY fail, but they cannot pull money out of it at this point because the hardware and orders have to go somewhere.If this were general computing hardware, they could flood the market at a reasonable price and make their money back, it's not, it only works on datacenters. Most of the hardware they ordered isn't even made yet and they can't just swap the fabs out to make regular consumer hardware. We're talking the same as eating a AAA meal at a big restaurant and revealing to the waiter you have no money. They aren't just going to let you walk out the door.
>>61482841I didn't buy in 1980
>>61482756Minors require a lot of investment for shaping into the kind of investment that will bring long term returns. You need to give a lot of attention to the minors in your portfolio but theres no better investment if you do.
>>61482756Should've invested in adults then
Old biz niggers were telling me silver was going to pop but SLV being so divorced from futures, and me not doing futures, really turned me off from trying.
>>61482841its funny seeing normalfag rock investors getting excited about silver when accounting for inflation you'd be down horrendously
>>61482915I didn't buy in 1980
>>61482915>>61482921>>61482893I wish I had held my AG and bought more.
>>61482861>Another arrogant baggie with 0 reading comprehension It's enjoyable watching you suffer
>>61482756Did you buy the Bayhorse scam? I bought for like 15 cents and sold for 17 back in 2021 lol.>>61482837What's going to happen what is trump cucking on this time?
>>61482941I'm just pointing out that past performance is irrelevant.
>>61482824I thought California was for mexico, Canada was for India, new york was for Italy, Michigan was for Saudi Arabia and Australia was for china
>>61482750>MRAMDon't know anything about the company, but I wouldn't buy that chart just now.
>>61482944>Silver always goes up>Past performance is irrelevant Human cattle ok moooooooo
I've taken 10k profit over the past 4 monthsWhat's the IRS requirements to get a lower tax rate as a certified retard gambler?
>>61482306Come on Micron... come on baby....
>>61482655>beginning the blowoff phaseAnon, I have bad news for you.We're past the blow off top. For nvda, 185 may have been the top of the dead cat bounce.
buy voo, vti, vxus and vt. there's absolutely no way you can lose when you hold everything on top of everything.
>>61482976>Silver always goes upNobody ever said this you absolute retard, speaking of 0 reading comprehension
>why yes I'll take another few hundred shares of nigvideo at the shoulder line of a head a shoulders pattern on the daily chart just in case it doesn't fully materialize
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8xmTFz8Z6kWhat are the financial implications of normiecattle getting spoonfed the AI bubble question
>>61482977Hold your security for greater than a year before you sell it.
henlo mister jerometoday was a disasterit was a tragedyit was the worst everit was very brutal for usa true travestybasically a cataclysmplease fix itthank u mister jerome
Mosaic up 4% today 6 p/e 3.5% dividendThere's dozens of these companies that got crushed in 2025 nice opportunities for 2026Wendy's, 9 P/e 7% dividend etc
>>61482753>they already paid for the cards>they don't have a use for the graphics cards yet>They haven't built the data centers yetAnon, where do you think they're storing all these graphics cards they've "Already bought"?
>>61483072>Anon, where do you think they're storing all these graphics cards they've "Already bought"?They aren't off the assembly line yet. These are future purchases.
hello jackoff jerometoday was a disasterit was a tragedyit was the worst everit was very brutal for usa true travestybasically a cataclysmfix it nowor you're fired
>>61483082And this leads you to believe they can't cancel the order why, exactly?
>>61483082Also, only Google's TPUs are specialized. NVDA's only saving grace is that their chips are multi-purpose.
>>61483085Go back to sleep and your elder abuse, gramps
>>61483086Again, this isn't like you or I sending a card back to Newegg. This is billions in cards and chips that they have a contract to fulfill. Thats' why Micron was having such an explosion earlier in the week when they announced their entire 2026 lineup of chips were already bought by datacenters.
>>61483094>they have a contract to fulfill.Oooooh, They have a CONTRACT.
buy the UWMC dip, 2026 will be a year of wagies FOMO buying houses they can barely afford
I’m looking for precious metal extractors who are older than 18 but you guys don’t seem to mention them
N&Js!!!!
>>61483004>What are the financial implications of normiecattle getting spoonfed the AI bubble questionMe profiting on NVDA short puts one way or another
>>61483012nigger i can't replace a job with that gay buy and hold shit
>>61483127Nigga, you are going to get catastrophically rekt in the bussy unless those are 0DTEs. Why would you do this to yourself?
>>61483142NVDA doesn't have 0 dtes until Friday
>>61483142My theory is we get a pullback in early 2026 which has normiecattle selling off shares due to bubble fears and following into long treasuries followed by 2 years of pumping when normiecattle realized they fucked up and buy the picotop All this before the inevitable correction around summer 2028 due to election fears
>>61483157Saying you're playing with fire would be an understatement. You're using a screwdriver to play with two halves of a critical plutonium core.
>>61483163These AI companies don't have enough cash to get to the end of 2026. There's no runway left.
>>61483178I disagree. MAG7 has been smashing earnings for the most part and many are just cutting the fat. Should continue the trend for another 12 months MSFT may have cut off a little too much tho
>>61483178They'll be fine. They'll have Trump nationalize everything because it isn't socialism when a republican does it.Fat dip in febumarary tho
need sex
>>61483171So where do you see the floor? I'm nibbling at this moment. But I will say I'm nibbling aggressively and idk if I will sell anymore contracts until that head and shoulders on the daily is fully realized. I'll give you my current allocation>53% unrestricted available settled cash>18% long stock at $155 cost basis>29% cash secured puts for next Friday strikes ranging from the 50 Delta to the 15 Delta, I have pretty good costs on them as of end of day today I made the decision to sell my next week contracts today, we'll see if it ends up being a good call or not come Monday. Might do nothing next week except close for profit if available and if not, take assignment. I'm ok buying here, but I need to be conservative with that other 50% in case we get a VIX 80 event tail risk event.
>>61482750>mram mentionedya i own this company. mram has some real advantages over other types, uses less electricity and is resilient to power failures, makes it ideal for satellites or critical infrastructure. it also has faster write-time than dram which might give it utility in ai systems, but it doesn't scale down as easily as dram so for the time being it's still not worth it. with better fabrication technologies though it may one day replace dram altogether, and everspin is the category leader. it is an important niche technology for space and military tech at the moment and has massive upside potential as nanotech improves. their ip is worth a lot, it's just still a very small market.
>>61483178Maybe Jensen it's Jensen's turn to be the Sega executive who invested in him all those years ago on that fateful day. Time for his company to slurp cheapies or loan at interest to keep the dream alive! >Jenson if you invest in us you will most likely lose your money >But if you don't, we will certainly be out of business in 6 months>t. sam altman >ayyyee>very well samuelsan >it is done
>In September, Nvidia said it had signed a letter of intent with OpenAI to deploy at least 10 gigawatts of Nvidia equipment for the San Francisco artificial intelligence startup. The first phase of that project is expected in the second half of 2026.>Nvidia and OpenAI said in a September statement that they “look forward to finalizing the details of this new phase of strategic partnership in the coming weeks.”>But no announcement has come yet.>In a November filing, Nvidia said “there is no assurance that we will enter into definitive agreements with respect to the OpenAI opportunity.”>On Thursday, Broadcom CEO Hock Tan laid out a timeline for the OpenAI work, which was announced in October. Broadcom and OpenAI said they had signed a term sheet.>“It’s more like 2027, 2028, 2029, 10 gigawatts, that was the OpenAI discussion,” Tan said on Broadcom’s earnings call. “And that’s, I call it, an agreement, an alignment of where we’re headed with respect to a very respected and valued customer, OpenAI. But we do not expect much in 2026.”AI baggies thought they'd get instant returns meanwhile they won't see anything until 2027 at the EARLIEST with the bulk of data centres not even coming online until 2028 LOL who the fuck is going to buy GPUs with no where to put them?
>>61483273>LOL who the fuck is going to buy GPUs with no where to put them?The space companies are gonna pre order them for data centers on mars
>>61483067I heard an analyst on CNBC talk about Mosaic and how he was long on it due to technical, and despite not knowing anything about the stock or the company, and for the first time in my life, I blindly opened a tiny long position. I wanted to see what would happen. It went from $35 to $32 and I closed with like a $5 loss. It was worth it to confirm my belief about analysts not knowing shit.
>>61483280The hilarious part is that Hock Tan the CEO of Broadcom is responsible for this because he was very honest and upfront with investors during the earnings call that's when everything turned to shit he didn't just lie or sugarcoat about the sales, profit margin and the timeline involved all which were worse than the investor had thought by a long margin because they believed the sales pitch of AGI in 2 more weeks and a robot waifu tonguing your anus soon after
Hello Mr. Jerome?I was promised a Santa rally, is Santa not coming?was I a bad boy?
>>61483305see: >>61482318
>>61483294>because he was very honest and upfront with investors during the earnings callMy old neighbor (who was a glowie but a good guy) worked for VMware which got bought out by broadcom. Hes a millionaire now off of avgo and he told me to buy when they first got bought out, I think it was around $120 a share iirc. Sounds like maybe a good time to buy the dip to me
>>61483273>>61483294>believing thisit's literally just profit taking. it will be higher in a year. the semiconductor market is going to grow 25% next year, probably at a similar pace for the rest of the decade. nothing has changed and ai is still the best place to invest.
>>61483305The biggest threat to the stock market is high inflation.Cutting rates would expand the money supply and cause inflation although every single MBA says money supply doesn't have anything to do with price of goods
>>61483329>Less built in 2025 than 2024LOL look at this baggie and then there's the fact that the build out by Oracle is being funded by OpenAI who themselves have no money, where are they getting the $300 billion to pay for it? Oracle itself is deeply in debt going into negative cash flow with no profits from its shift to AI with falling revenue from its existing software business to boot, Oracle debt yields have been steadily rising
>>61483305apu, you said some thing very mean things to mr. powell. maybe if you apologized
>>61483329Also keep in mind Jensen himself said three years to build these data centres those planned in 2024 won't even be done until 2027 at the earliest your chart shows the building has stalled with 2025 being worse than the previous years by a wide margin and comparably to what was built in 2011 LOL
>>61483337>The biggest threat to the stock market is high inflationMore like HOEflation am I right fellas?
>>61483337i'm not trying to be mean but if you're mentally disabled we should be told.there is nothing more bullish for a stock market than high inflation leading to a meltup.the economy is not the stock market boomer
>>61483337>Cutting rates would expand the money supplyBecause goys would be more willing to take loans from banks? And those new loans expand the money supply, correct? My question is would banks be so eager to underwrite those new at such low rates given that the goys have proven themselves to be untrustworthy?
>>61483356watch and learn. literally the easiest trade ever but you just want to go "kek baggy," and get some weird schadenfreude fix when the media writes fud. glad you're getting what you want i guess. i'm levering up into this selloff, got a lot of buying power because i've been long the ai trade for a bit.
>>61483432I get it now you're just trolling, shan't bother replying further
>>61483435>>61483432both of you post positions before getting up your own asses
the number of people that think AI is a bubble has reached bubble proportions, therefore the correct trade here(at least for the short term) is long AI stocks
>>61483273>AI baggies thought they'd get instant returns meanwhile they won't see anything until 2027 at the EARLIESTImagine thinking that the 2027 price will be based on data center builds announced in 2024. That shits priced in already.
>>61483447>It's been priced inYeah over priced which is why when the reality of the Oracle earnings and Broadcom earnings call smacked niggers like you in the face the entire AI sector dumped
>>61483442It's definitely going to pump short term, the money can't vanish especially during QE which is just paying these people to breathe
>>61482655>beginning the blowoff phase of the bubble.so soxl gets one last pump r-right??? i somehow forgot about the Japan thing
At least you aren't this guy.
>>61483460the japan thing is a meme, everythings been anounced for a year, only greedy retarded retail cucks will get burned. this is a healthy pullback before the thousand year bullenreich
>>61483450>the entire AI sector dumpedSo what you are saying anon is you didn't slurp cheapies for Christmas? >picrel of piers Morgan with his wife's tampon
>>61483438lurk more
INVESTMENT THESIS OF PLANET LABS ACCORDING TO GROK:yo anon, Planet Labs (PL) is the absolute GOAT Bloomberg terminal for Earth—200+ sats yeetin’ 30TB of daily global scans + 50PB historical archive straight fire. Feed that to AI and it’s bussin’: crop yields on god, spotting troop movements no cap, climate chaos detection slaps hard. Defense bros eating good spotting sneaky balloons before they pop. Stock moonin’ 300%+ this year on AI/defense contract rizz, still undervalued af vs Maxar. Lock in or ngmi. DYOR, not FA.
>>61483476>im 0% invested in what i'm bitching about besides VTI BRAAAAAAAAAPlike nigga why did you even respond, much less do so cuntily
>>61483487Honestly we have differing options on AI valuations but we both share an opinion on niggas who don't put their money where their mouth is... Respect Bobo. See you Monday
I love AI!
>>61483480nigger its over. We got a 40% pump after earnings and now its on to the next one. The juice has already been squeezed.
>>61483163>following into long treasuriesI sure hope soI'm getting murdered by TMF
>>61483487>why respondi have no place better to be on a friday night, same as you. and i'm overweight broadcom because i own s.m.h. the whole complex trades together anyways. you think they are short by the way or have any exposure? or that they would make 30 posts about broadcom and oracle today without having a larger point?
>buy a gyro for dinner because fuck it, it's friday>chinese food at home, didn't have to buy more foodFuck
>>61483480I wouldn't trust an AI to be objective on the value of AI.
>>61483515i have no exposure just think everyone kvetching about a ticker should be invested, i'm sticking to primaries, liquidated my secondaries when things started crabbingimo broadcom and oracle collapse is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing
>>61483536>broadcom collapseThat's not the right word for broadcom. Oracle is maybe a collapse
>>61483540its temporary, if i wasnt locked up till 12/26 i'd be optioning into orcx
>>61483536You're a dense nigger who seems to conflate pointing out overvaluation with a company collapsing
>>61483558nigga if you were literate you would realize i'm saying nothing is collapsingdo they not teach shakespeare at delhi institute of technology?
>>61483565>imo broadcom and oracle collapse is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothingYou're referring to my posts and misrepresenting my statements which is why I just replied that no you're a dumb fucking nigger who is conflating overvaluation with collapse you're illiterate niggering fuckwit
>>61483580You're an illiterate niggering fuckwit*
>me catching the tech falling knife
>>61483565>nigga>>61483580>niggering
>>61483580nigga i wasnt responding to you, take your meds
>>61483135Then you'll have to pay the gay traders taxes.At least you won't have to pay Medicare, Medicaid or Social Security taxes on it.
>>61483606I am the only one shitting on Oracle and Broadcom so obviously you must be you fucking spasticated nigger
>>61483612every normie in the normiesphere is shitting on them, why do you think the market shat itself?
>>61483196>>61482852Tbqh I think the feds will prop up datacenter construction for mass surveillance purposes and let everything else fail.>>61483266jensen is too busy hiding nvidia's fraud >>61483505Unironically based as fuck, total javascript webshitter death. Also reminder that you can use a cpu from 12 years ago + 8gb of ram and have all your computing needs met.
>>61483589>falling knifeits been one day after like 2-3 weeks of straight up
>>61483617The market shat itself because Oracle earnings were bad, Broadcom earnings call put off investors because it indicated lower margins on future sales and a concentration in customers then the report that Oracle's build of its data centres on behalf of OpenAI is being delayed by labour and material shortages
>>61483629so the market shat itself because every normie in the normiesphere is shitting on them, thank you for your agreement
>>61483329>it's literally just profit taking.Yes. That's what you do between the blow-off top and the dead cat bounce.Blow-off Top was between October and November's Earnings call, Dead cat bounce followed the orcl earnings call. >>61482989Hold on to your potatoes, Doctor Jones!This is not to suggest AI won't be a big deal down the road, but we're in maximum dot-com crash mode right now
>>61483619Not for any of the stocks I've been in, funny enough every time I leave a position I'm unsure of it pumps right after. Sold crabbing NVDA calls right before the china announcement same day, sold SPY calls an hour before they shot up thousands the other day, etc.
>>61483636You really are are dumb nigger
>>61483639i really am amhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJsrcbVGsa4
>>61483619NVDA and Palantir were both over 200 a few weeks ago.ORCL was over 300. It topped out at 345 near the beginning of October. It's literally lost almost half of its value.It'll get better down the line, but not right now.
hyper jerome
>>61483654all thats needed for the santa rally is apu apologizing for being mean to powell
>>61483629>because it indicated lower margins on future salesOh woe is us, LESS EXPLOSIVE GROWTH
>>61483662that was evil apu not apu
>>61483507for the time being, yes i agree we will probably coast in this ATH range for a while. but the company is still <5Bn market cap, and they are only just getting started with the google poc
>>61483535it's easy to see the possibilities though. imagine being able to ask chatgpt about the earth itself, like "how many container ships are in such and such port in china right now" or "where are all the worlds air craft carriers located right now?" how much has my competitors field grown? where are the latest forrest fires happening? etc. etc.
>>61483683chatgpt is dead in the water, altman is a scam artist wallowing in his stolen company, but you are correct even primitive llms and distributed predictive networks will revolutionize our society, hopefully enough to enable true agi
>>61483637yes, the textbooks written about the epic ai stock collapse of '25 will begin with a delayed data center and an increase in oracle's cds price.
>>614836952 moar wks
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/spacex-sets-800-billion-valuation-014652886.htmlSpaceX IPO
>>61483683But it will just fucking lie about all those things.
>>61483699hold the faith my child
>>61483707I had a job offer there and then the rescinded itIt was a shit pay package anyway
>>61483618>Tbqh I think the feds will prop up datacenter construction for mass surveillance purposes and let everything else fail.This is why I' mstill bullish on palantirAnything that's going to let politicians spy on protestors is here to stay, neither political party is ever taking that away from them.
>>61483707>800 billion>company with no revenueLolLmao evenIncidentally what do you guys thing of the Medline MDLN ipo? I was looking at it>they want 5 billion investment>55 billion valuation>25 billion revenueCompetitors in the same sector whose names I forget have a revenue of 100 billion and mcap of 103 billion so I'm kind of skeptical that it's actually worth 55 billy.
>>61483712oh goodest of goyim, it will 3x on ipo, get in early on stonk options and if you cant then 100% on forge pre ipo
>>61483719>no revenueholy hebraic treachery you think they're doing those fed launches for free?just because its tax shekels doesnt mean it aint revenue
>>61483707The fuck happened to the STARLINK IPO?
>>61483638Don't give up anon, you'll catch that candle when you least expect it sometimes against your own will. I made 800k overnight on NVDA calls in 2024 that I tried to close out for a 30% loss at 3:59pm but couldn't get a fill on my 1000 lot. Then amd reported earnings after the bell and rocketed the entire semi sector and I closed for 200% profit at open the next day. Subsequently I gave a lot back in April 2025 being risky and trading large and have since modified my behavior but now I know it's at least possible even if not probable.
>>6148372820302 trillion valuation
>>61483662>>61483672It was actually marv. He's got a guy on the fomc committee that will pass along all of his antisemitic rants to powell
>>61483764marv asks questions sometimes too
>>61483764if that is true than marv is our only hope, powell is the goodest of goyim
>>61483683>etc. etc.Where in the world is carmen sandiego?
>>61483607i dont pay any of those cuck taxes anyway
>>61483515I never heard of Broadcom until today
>>61483764What about peepo?
>>61483801we never had a peepo asking jerome questions
>>61483806I don't think peepo knows anything about interest rates or anything financially related at all.
>>61483809excuse me you need to update your priorspeepo is the #1 market maker
>>61483708not when the LLM is trained on a dataset consisting of images of the entire earth's landmass taken once per day, every day for the past 10 years
>>61483812Well then I stand corrected. I just didn't know who was on the other side of my trades!
>>61483764Pepe looks uncomfortable.
>lost 3k this yearIf I made one trade and no others this year I would have made like 100k and I could just coast. Instead I made dozens and made some money, then lost some money.
The brainrot levels are becoming unbecoming my nigga
>>61483719>MedlineI deliver stuff for them and McKesson sometimes. Definitely regret not getting in on McKesson like 5 years ago so, if they're in any way similar (not really) it might be worth it. They seem to be growing anyway.
>>61483831you're retarded, LLM's are awful at processing images without significant handholding and even if it was decent and had ample data it will still periodically lie and make up plausible answers. Besides finding the answer to any of your questions is not hard for any human to do right now with a couple extra clicks, stop being lazy. You AI bulls are delusional, go watch a live stream of claude playing pokemon to cure your illness
>>61483848That's the one. McKesson, Revenue of 359 billion but mcap of 100 billion.MDLN is asking for a valuation of 55 billion with a revenue of 25 billion. That's why I'm skeptical, unless their revenues are exploding from now to 2030.
Karaoke night but woman DJ says machine is broken
Time to goon gn all
>>61483857bruh, theyre literally already doing ithttps://finance.yahoo.com/video/planet-labs-using-ai-nvidia-212648298.htmlyes ive been mislead by grok and told to buy stuff at lowes that was completely wrong kind of screw or whatever, but you're making it sound like AI is always full of lies and can't be trusted and that's just simply not true. most of the time there's no hallucination
Hello, I'm a retard, how do I make easy money. Please tell me. [spoiler]So that I can do the opposite because I know you're gonna guide me into a scam.[/spoiler]
>>61483868Is it an AI karoake
>>61482759>different this timeIf you don't understand why it's different this time, you'll die poor.
>>61482759I'm not a silver baggie, but there isn't a single indicator that silver is topping here.
>>61483637>>61482989GPTs are commodities, you don't need all those GPUs.
>KFC bringing back potato wedges>Large size is fucking $11.99 when you used to get them for like $1 back in early 2000sNow THIS is a recession indicator
>>61484121its been so long since i went to kfc i didnt know they stopped selling jojos
>>61483163800 SPY near midterms btw.
>>61484005Mining supply up, industrial demand down only half of production is used by industry,,,,,looks bleak for silver baggiesThe only way silver goes up is if they find more suckers to buy as prices go higher and the tens of billions of ounces of existing silver don't get sold
>>61484185Look buddy, I don't want to hear you seething when silver passes 100$ ok? You are free to miss this ride if you want.
I don't understand space stocks. What even is the Planet Labs thesis? Sure, the high resolution images from space are cool and an improvement but how is this going to be monetized? People are saying it will be used to analyze changes in the planet, but you don't need a high resolution for that, you see vegetation and shit on low res as well.
Bros... I bought the dip, and then the deeper of the dip dip.Is it enough?
>>61482655It's already priced-in ffs. Like the gay Powell rate cut. Nobody cares about island gooks
>>61482647rent
>>61483669Why do you think the share prices of these companies have been so high with a P/E of 70, 90 100+? As /biz/ loves to say they've PRICED IN growth that has not materialized hence the profit taking and subsequent share price falling
>>61482098Friday: -0.67%Week: -0.65%I will be getting my end of year bonus next week so I'll cross into 6-figures but it will be through contributions. Sad.
I wish I had more cash to slurp this dip.
>>61484302>slurping the right shoulder of a head and shoulders when people are also worried about there being a bubble
>>61484312Dec 20 will be the new ATH bucko.
>>61482756Kek How often die you ignore the mining powts and now that they are up you regret it?
>>61484321Santa rally never existed because Wall Street is full of Jews the Chanukah rally is for insiders only
>>61484340I want to be the commissar of a labour camp. We will work that nigga Ellison to the bone.
>>61482756You can’t wait more than a day for investment to pay off? You deserve baggy status.
>>61483505VLTRABVVVLLISH FOR MU BROTHERS.
>>61484193Silver baggies are the crybabies, every post they make waaaah the Joos waaaaah the boomers no accountability for their own fuckups
is we gettin a santa rally n shiet
Good morningI slept well and have begun the weekend cope processThe current progress is telling myself that the gains of the past two months were never real so I didn't really lose anythingThe fact that that I'm massively underperforming the benchmark is complicating the procedure but the cope is still a work in progress
>>61484427you'll make it back. prices change every day. the market mood will shift again, it's been angry and vengeful for over a month now, but times are exceptionally good, getting even better, and this won't last. it's taylor swift's birthday as well, and crypto is already pumping again. think we're almost out of this yucky phase.
and check these digits
>>61484444Whoa!!!!
Henlo....NIGGER POWELLYou knew this would happen, didn't you NIGGER POWELLYou knew I would buyeded tqqq calls on thursday and be down bigly DIDNT YOU????Remember that last man who askeded you a question, NIGGER POWELL?The man you picked over me??Do you remember his disgusting faggot voice?I saw you wince the second he opened his mouth NIGGER POWELL dont even try to hide it. That guys not alive anymore...hope you buyded puts on his soul
What is Europe up to?
>>61483707I'd love to own some SpaceX but there are so many jackasses who don't care about or understand valuation and will be frothing at the mouth to buy in that it'll be impossible to buy at a fair price. Guess I'm staying out.
>>614845841 trillion for a money losing company doesn't sound good to you?
It's fascination to me how many people in this board manage to lose money in a bull market. Just buy the companies everyone likes an do nothing. I'm +49% this year and I haven't made a trade since april when I bought mag 7 after the tariff crash.
>>61484584>will be frothing at the mouth to buy in that it'll be impossible to buy at a fair price. Guess I'm staying out.This is exactly why I´m buying day one. Vibes based investing.
Should we stock up on target or more blood to come?
>>61484608And you'll probably make money if you don't stay in too long. I'll keep buying undervalued, non-sexy stocks though.
I made my 17% gains in the first 4 months of this year. The remainder of the year I only made 3%.>buy and hold investor btw
Might be time to liquidate everything.
Six brazillian dollars depends on this line going back down immediately.
>>614846812 more weeks
I unironically think it is a good time to invest in cruise ship lines (Royal Caribbean, Carnival).
>>61484584>impossible to buy at a fair priceWhat is a fair price for a company in a completely new field with limitless possibilities? What is a fair price for a company that is willing to pivot and disrupt its own industry as technology advances?To look at it another way, if it takes longer than the rest of your lifetime for a company's fair price to be discovered, should it matter to you? It has been 15 years since Tesla IPOd at 17 bucks a share. It wasn't at a "fair price" then, it's not at a "fair price" now.Depending on your time horizon, classical fundamental analysis stops being useful. Doubly true when we're talking about something as monumental as space exploration or AI. Imagine trying to price the value of westward expansion as it was happening.
>>61482306MU BROTHERS. What's the play on Wednesday 17th?Sell before close and re-buy the next two days? Hold everything? Half-Half just in case?I mean... look at Broadcom!
>>61484712Ok so get a 2x or it freefalls as corporate governance holds up new innovation due to cash burn? No thanks
>>61484614Buy TGT
>>61484727Depends on what happens pre-earnings. If its down -15% from ATH by earnings day then I´ll keep the copium breather on and hope for the best.
Is it true boys? Can we really pick up some mega cheapies in a couple of months?Mark Spitznagel, chief investment officer and founder of Universa Investments, told MarketWatch he expected an '80% crash' was lurking around the corner.'I expect an 80% crash when this is over. I just don't think this is it. This is a trap,' he said, adding that when the real crash happens, investors will know it.Spitznagel's fund was one of the big winners during the extreme volatility that rocked markets in the early days of the pandemic in 2020, returning a whopping 4,144% in Q1 of the Covid-affected year.'This is another selloff to shake people out. This isn't Armageddon. That time will come as the bubble bursts,' he said in comments to MarketWatch.
>>61484751Sk hynix earnings were huge, and so guidance. Being them their main competition, Micron is an American company with actual fabs and rotating straight ahead AI dropping consumers... Well, It looks good on HOLDING for at least these two days coming.
>>61484766Micron has to beat $3.90 EPS
>>61484766>>61484778And I mean beat because these AI focused tech companies can post solid earnings but if it's not well beyond "expectations" then they've been selling off
>>61482943I bought at .028 sooo I’m doin pretty good rn
>>61484782>>61484778Oh and they'll, but yeah, the important part is the future guidance, Which could be huge after they full ported into Enterprise/Data Centers and dropped low margin gamers.
>>61484712I am perfectly happy to pay a premium for growth, but this>What is a fair price for a company in a completely new field with limitless possibilities?is literally the kind of thinking that creates bubbles. Tesla has been working out up till now because Musk has managed to keep the grift going for an unusually long time. First it was a car company, then a tech company, then a robotics/AI company, and when the AI bubble pops it'll probably merge with SpaceX and become an asteroid mining company or some other bullshit. Betting on grifters and the cults who form around them isn't a safe way to make money, though it can be very profitable.
>>61484757>Mark SpitznagelThe swimmer?
What's going on itt
>>61484880
>>61484444Impressive Very nice
>>61484880Why's that bitch so famous btw? She's terrible at investing.
fuck I wouldn't have spent money on that gyro last night if I knew there was chinese food in the fridge.
people really be thinking that asteroid mining is about to become a thinglmao
>>61484995Most people haven't even SEEN an asteroid in person
space is the kind of thing you can throw infinite amounts of money and resources at and quite literally go nowhere
Open the market, I want to see more red
Welp RH has shorting now there goes the last bit of money Mr. Retail had gonna be a lot of suicides most likely
Also, what the fuck was the point of tariffs and >muh manufacturing, bring back manufacturing to the USwhen the ONLY AMERICAN RAM producer in the US stops producing RAM for retail because they want to make more moneyLike lmao, hello Mr. President, what's your response? How about you force them to keep producing cause prices are going up bigly (not my problem as I don't need RAM).
>>61485071trump is a dumb 80 year old retard who has zero comprehension of almost everything
>>61482306It seems weird to do earnings now. Aren't most institutional traders and analysts just on autopilot this close to Christmas if not already on holiday?
>>61484880Weekend /smg/ is just schizos spamming /pol/shit and attentionfags.
>>61484958Because she got extremely lucky once.Same thing happened to me one time. I was playing craps and somehow got on a really good run, everyone at the table was making money. Some Chinese guy made like $15k and even started placing bets for me. Came up and shook my hand afterwards.Difference is I didn't get invited on CNBC to talk about it.
>>61485111craps are so much fun, its worth a trip to vegas just to hit the tables there
i didn't boughted today
>>61485116It’s Saturday
>>61484206Did you not see earnings? Obviously they make money
>>61485134Space is obviously something to long. Question is, which company to pick as the winner. How many bought NVIDIA in the early ‘10s? (I know a few did, but I didn’t)
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>>61485113My good run happened in Atlantic City actually. I also had one other good run elsewhere once, but not to the same extent. I haven't played in probably 10 years though
>>61485155still a lil life left in this one fren
>>61485071Lmfao who cares about retarded gaymers? Didn't you already see AMD and Nvidia doing the same?
>>61484995Space is not real, no such things as asteroids even exist.
>>61482483>LITERALLY GONNA DO THIS TO MY GF IN T MINUS 5 HOURSwait until marriage, you sick degenerate
