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Cannabis edition
>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61489231
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shill me some good gold and silver miners
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First for XTC
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>>61491672
you suck at this
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Out with the old, in with the old.
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>>61491683
how so
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>>61491685
Only ads or some kind of retarded subscription will make this money. The subscription would be some kind of insurance or something.
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If you guys thought Broadcom and Oracle earnings were bad... Just wait until Micron reports later this week. I think Christmas might be unironically cancelled for tech.
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>>61491705
Why would they have bad earnings?
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>>61491697
i dont argue with plebs
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>>61491702
Or... they sell it to a company for their data for a price like oh I don't know most companies do throughout time? Think bigger.
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>futures
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Yep, I'm ruined.
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>>61491678
I wouldnt buy small one unless you really know what youre doing
just go with big ones
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N&Js
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Formerly Sneed's.
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>>61491744
go on
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>>61491720
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Interest rates are have been so artificially lowered by a corrupt and incompetent Federal Reserve that companies are now panic-buying computer components and causing shortages. OpenAI took out loans to buy out 40% of the world's DRAM capacity. This is what uncontrolled inflation looks like, and the FUCKING RETARDS at the Fed are completely to blame. More areas of the economy are going to effectively shut down because of shortages as the Fed continues to cut rates into hot and increasing inflation. Sane interest rate policy would have prevented this.
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>>61491830
*rates have been
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Reddit is dooming and pmiggers are talking about hyperinflation at 3% inflation, this is a buy.
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>>61491830
youre not wrong
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>>61491842
Cheap consumer electronics were the one fucking thing holding down CPI, you dumb fucking nigger. Now they're shooting 300% in price overnight, assuming you can even buy them at all because of the shortages. The next inflation print is going to be well over 5%, if they ever have the balls to release it.
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>>61491678
Went out of tech 2 months ago and have been studying where to put my money in for the next year/s. Minors seem to be the only reasonable play. Exposure to gold prices going up due to central banks buying, some other factors, and exposure to minors growing and being more effective. The third possible exposure of the three is buying deep itm leaps on the biggest producers, the midtiers' premiums are too high. I already did and will invest more into minors that are already pouring gold and are about to ramp up and lower costs. Micro minors and prospectors that dont produce yet are too risky to me due to numerous negative impacts like permits, financing, delays etc.. The ones that stood and are worth the political and operational risks are IAG, B2G, EQX. With first two there are some geopolitical risks due to a large mine that each of them have in west africa, therefore the valuation is lower but i think that the risk is bearable. Coeur mining is about to take over new gold but i dont like the merger risks that come with it, other than that they are both solid companies. There is also eldorado gold that will start one of the biggest gold/copper mines in europe called skouries in greece next year.

Any suggestions or opinions are welcome smiggers
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>>61491849
Cope, blormpf won.
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>>61491853
We now have shortages and price increases equivalent to what caused the Fed to hike rates in the first place, all because they acted like FUCKING RETARDS and pussied out by cutting rates prematurely. We're literally back to square one with inflation because they didn't do their job to hike until inflation went back to target levels.
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>>61491849
Smartphones and TV yes, computerparts not. Picrel is from february, probably Feb CPI and PPI for January, can't remember anymore.

Very likely graphicscards back then, now comes the DDR.
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>futures up 0.2%
Is this supposed to be the great reversal I heard so much about over the weekend?
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>>61491850
You're too late to the party. Silver and Gold are close to reaching a generational peak. Now is the time where all the big financial institutions and superinvestors are just waiting for a correction in early 2026 to then cycle back into big tech. Keep in mind that a lot of the institutional investors have been sidelined since april because they sold big tech at the bottom and then missed the big recovery rally during the summer.
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>>61491849
>if they ever have the balls to release it.
yeah
about that..
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>>61491866
lol, lmao even
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>>61491866
Was thinking the same when i started analyzing them, everything had a run up of at least 100% this year, but the demand for gold is historically high. even if the prices stay flat the whole next year, the last quarter of revenues and higher prices hasn't been reflected yet and higher next year production on many major mines with at least current prices will increase their profits substantially. Not to mention stock buybacks, debt repayments and reratings.
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>>61491871

>>61491665
>>61491675
Explain
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>>61491885
no
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There are retards defending the ram shortage by claiming 'optimization' is coming back. Yeah fucking right, that ain't never coming back when tech companies like Microsoft keep hiring Indians that can't get TASK MANAGER to work right.

This is omega bearish for all technology stocks in 2026.
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I missed the morning silver pump
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>>61491966
The west has to adapt
We will use and game with 10 year old pcs like russians do
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>>61491970
I was just going to post this
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>>61491974
I've doubled my stack this year by daytrading silver futures. Today was a wonderdul opportunity but I woke up a bit too late
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>>61491978
Where ya at? Merry old England town?
>>61491885
Here's some random meme line's going back 150 years
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Is it time to go all in on TLT? Buy the fear right? Nothing ever happens? Denying this would be "new paradigm" thinking right?
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>>61491983
Kek, baggots literally held for 120 years.
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>>61492020
That's what I don't understand about these people shilling precious metals at such overbought levels. Aren't they afraid of something like this happening again? The price is entirely arbitrary and it's controlled by governmentst and big banks. If they decide to dump the price of silver for another 100 years, there is nothing retail investors can do about it.
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Cryptofags stay out of my general
Metalfags go to /pmg/ hobby club
BBBQ and GMEQ Fags stay in your schizo containment threads
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reddit said the bubble is going to pop
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>>61492077
haha frfr no cap go back to your math class zoomer
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any Rivian baggies here?
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>>61492050
Bro, the dollar has lost 99.9% of it's purchasing power in the last 100 years. Do you think that's viable for much longer? Do you really think they can somehow stop that waiving a wand? Do you really think the government's will cut their ballooning deficits?
All roads lead to gold...
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Yeah it's over
https://youtu.be/jO2FAE5aLeA
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>pre-premarket
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Junior micro minors
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What caused VIX futures to pump 10% premarket? As far I can see the market is doing well?
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good morning to my fellow mumus. nigger bobos i hope you suffer
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> futures
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Bros i travel a lot for my work and thus sleep a lot in various hotels.
I only piss in the sink if im in a hotel, is this normal? Am i the only one?
Probably pissed in over 100 bathroom sinks in the last 3 years.
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>>61492177
Checked
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>>61492202
Nothing like pissing in the sink, whilst brushing your teeth in the morning, and you get to wash your hands afterwards without moving and inch. Bullish for sinks tbqh.
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give me you top 3 picks, latefag trying to get in.
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>>61492218
For what?
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>>61492188
Israel blamed Iran for the attack in Australia. I see now
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JPM buying 100m of eth
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Tranny whore wants to fuck with me for free but I am too embarrassed to be seen in the red light street
What are the chances that americans wont sell off today again?
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>Broader look: Market fear limits upside
The overall crypto market is still cautious, with Bitcoin struggling to hold key support and sentiment stuck in 'Extreme Fear.' Ethereum's gains today are modest compared to recent losses, and the move is in line with a mild market-wide rebound rather than a shift in long-term outlook.
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>>61492265
gtfo with your nonsense coin shit
you have the whole fuckin board and you came to this thread to shit more about your indian scam
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>>61492276
for >>61492244
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>>61492195
lol prooooooh
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The cat aint bouncin
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im so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o fucking horny
my brain is screaming at me to cum deep inside a woman
im 31 and i wake up rock hard, i have to nut like 8 times a day some times
someone save me from this hell
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>>61492322
Break your cock, worked for me
It's called "popping", you should look into it
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You DID slurp friday close, right anon?
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I feel good today
SOXL to pump all week
Sources? None
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Do I buy gold and silver miner ETFs or what?
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>>61492382
sure if u wanna be a baggie
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>>61492353
the bulls are back in town
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>>61492382
>buying the gigatop
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>>61491860
South Europe?
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the words bohemian grove gets your posts auto hidden on stocktwits
very interesting
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>oil
shit will hit 55 this week
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>>61492382
It ain't too late yet my nig. We are going to at least 100$.
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>got stopped out of silver on Friday
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>>61492416
absolute top signal when you see posts like this on essemmgee
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>>61492441
Pmg baggies are morons though , one of them paid a $12000 tax penalty to cash in his 401k,,,,,his break even price is $180 silver
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Isnt there a general just for the gold and silver retards? Please go back.
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>>61492450
did you really think that this website full of retards, deviants and undesirables somehow would make good investments??
i own fannny fucking may. its not even 8am and i have already jorked it 4 times.
its literally impossible for me to make it and here you are in this thread with me.
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>>61492460
I'm wearing Cargo Jorts playing OSrunescape
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>>61492458
what about gold and silver miner holders?
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>>61492450
fucking kek
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>>61492394
Your mom is a gigatop
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>>61492481
now you're just being nasty
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>>61492430
how?
it didn't even dip below 60 lol
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>morning volatility ピストン is slamming my portfolio's 子宮 with its Monday Morning 朝立メガチンポ again
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My entire portfolio is already up +0.83% and I own nothing but ETF trackers

>>61492491
You can go there and get laughed at for investing in an industry where half the mines are scams where nothing goes on underground.
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>>61492514
investing in miners is retarded
trading the massive volatilty doesn't sound like a bad idea
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So what is exactly does META do? What is their product?
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>>61492512
I'm gambling large sums on AGQ like a retard so if it moves more than a few % I cut it.
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kek INTCels
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anyone here genuinely unhappy?
has it made you a better or worse trader?
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>>61492529
>So what is exactly does META do
Money
>What is their product?
(you)
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>>61492547
i hate most things
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>>61492547
Cocaine is steroids for trading
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>>61492529
advertising
META is a business equvalent of an influencer
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>>61492547
We had a discussion about depression here back on friday. So yes there are multiple genuinely unhappy people here.
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>>61492547
Assuming you are first-worlder friendly reminder unhapiness is a decision.
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>>61492554
the ego death from stimulants wearing off is poisoning my soul thoughbeit
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i hate silver and gold. commodityfags are so annoying when their shit does well
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>>61492562
how so
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>>61492562
Being a firstie is play playing GTA with cheats. Fun for a couple of hours but then you want to quit.
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>>61492567
>Being a firstie is play playing GTA with cheats
Being a firstie is like playing GTA with cheats
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>>61492564
So dont let them wear off blud
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>>61492547
yeah, but in general it's mostly about my shitty ass job
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1 hr to open
I'm seeing a green but crabby day famalam
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>>61492573
if you let your dopamine receptors and VMAT2 upregulate they dont come back down again.
you will forever be dopamine starved at baseline.
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why did aizen powell specifically find the zestyiest hollows on wall street to recruit bros
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>>61492580
Stuck in this gaynigger flesh prison for eternity. Fuck this.
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>>61492588
The market, and ALL its participants are inherently fake and/or gay. Its just the way its gotta be
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>>61492591
btw literally no one "knows" this
shire specifically did not test for even d2 receptor regulation despite it being the main catacholamine that adderall deals with. it affects like 8 other regulation systems too kek.
i know things.
and yet
my niggered up brain needs it.
actually my soul does. i would probably be like that homeless woman that i have been passing on my way home from my nigger job for over a year now without it.
the same exact spot. just sitting there. spring summer fall and now winter
it snowed yesterday and she was still sitting there with an umbrella lol
maybe my soul isn't THAT diseased, i think i would have tried to improve my situation somewhat after its clear that im at rock bottom.
i feel bad though. the heat is on in my apt and people like her are freezing on the street.
i worked hard for the scraps of comfort that i have though, why the fuck do i feel guilty for my bed and blanket.
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stfu retard
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I neglected my portfolio for a month because I was out trying to meet women through dating apps.
Needless to say, I am now severely blackpilled and demoralized, and my portfolio has continued to crab.
This is financial advice
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>>61492621
are you talking to me nigger
ill have you know i am the biggest holder of fanny may common stock on this board.
lower your tone
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stfu broke ahh retard
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Everything in my portfolio is green this morning except for buttcoin
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>bought ITM spy calls before close Friday
>SPY is up 0.54 premarket

Did...did I win for once? I'm scared.
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>>61492547
I get anxious as fuck trading and that made me take bad trades or close good ones early very often.
The mental aspect of trading is so important
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>>61492657
depends on how hard 2 days of theta fucked you
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>>61492657
its still a buy the dip market until a break below spx 6500
id dump those calls and lock in the profits at open though
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>Nvidia: Nemotron 3 Super and Ultra expected in the first half of 2026.
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>>61492660
eh they expire tomorrow actually so we'll see. Isn't that priced in for weekends anyway?
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>A tanker carrying Russian naphtha for Venezuela makes U-turn following US seizure of a Venezuelan oil cargo
>At least four supertankers that were set to pick up oil cargoes in Venezuela have made U-turns after US seizure of cargo
bullish for oil
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>>61492668
Ultra gonna have 500B parameters. Possible it might be a complete DOA piece of shit like Llama 4
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>>61492689
*might not
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S&P 500?
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>>61492668
>ultra slop generator
um based
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>>61492659
this so much
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>>61492670
no. anything that will lose you money is not priced in
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>>61492695
up bigly
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>>61492657
You still need to breakeven on the premium you paid for your calls
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>>61491672
>Cannabis edition
Last time I smoked weed it made me terrified to realize that my parents will die someday, I will lose touch with extended family and distant friends, and that I'm likely to end up as one of the many lonely older bachelors I see in my work and hobbies every day. Why would you even want to live without your closest family, dropped into a freezing cold world where the single source of unconditional love disappears in a sudden burst, and nobody gives a shit about you ever again? Makes me understand why Robert Howard, the great author, checked out. I haven't got a good night's sleep in over two weeks. I might never take weed again.
>Stocks?
It's relevant because I lost over a grand buying and holding TQQQ last week. Still holding the position so the techfags better invent a new aI that cures herpes or whatever. As for weed stocks I think the anon who shilled BLOZF here a few weeks ago was onto something but I'm too lazy to get on an OTC exchange and buy some.
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>>61492153
>the dollar has lost 99.9% of it's purchasing power in the last 100 years
Yeah sure thing. Would you like to trade me 100k USD (2025 $ price) worth of gold for 100 USD (1925 $ price) worth of gold?
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>>61492703
wow how much weed did you take? I only get paranoid if I take a massive dose, did it once while skiing and couldn't take the ski lifts because I got paranoid that the line was going to snap
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>>61492710
gold is worthless, crypto is finished, ram is the new store of value
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>>61492703
The weed didn't "do" that to you.
You're already terrified of your parents dying, you just don't like to look at it.
FFS, look at the ugly truths in your life.
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>>61492703
I have the same problem with weed. I’m never using that shit again. It makes me feel like absolute shit.
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>61492730
based
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>>61492666
>id dump those calls and lock in the profits at open though
did this, thanks Satan.
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I don't want to sound materialistic or ungrateful but for 30 years I've heard my parents yap about someday I'll receive a substantial sum from them but I've built myself up to a point where I'm richer than them and no sum they can give me will make a difference, meanwhile my older brother got a substantial sum when he was younger and my parents don't have a concept of time value or inflation so "it's the same" or something
If I received this in my 20s my life would have been so much better
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>>61492730
based
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>>61492753
sometimes that's just how it is, anon
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Tsla ripping faces this morning. May enter a short here
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>>61492195
I wish miniature elephants didn't go extinct, they'd be amazing pets.
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>>61492753
I'm an only child and in a similar boat (wealthier than my folks) so whatever they leave me is icing on the cake. WIll likely give their house to one of my kids.
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>put £10000 into S&P 500
>ever since it hasn't gone up or down
>just moving sideways

I'm sorry
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MSFT the crab
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Fuck me, getting slaughtered on $APLD
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>>61492773

>investing in shit and piss not greggs
go back to pakistan
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everything will be crab
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still up 43% on QS...add more or just leave it?
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>>61492730
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>61492773
Shit man I'm sorry you're British. Don't feel too bad because you got bigger problems than us.
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I did it again. I bought the dip Friday and just hit a new port ATH. that's it, that's all I did.
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post your schd divvy NOW
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damn, Netflix is dumping.
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>>61492730
Based
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>AMZN
what the fuck is wrong with this shitty ass company
it just crabs
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>>61492799
That would be because I bought on Friday. Sorry.
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Trump is an insane retard news at 11 but couldn’t just reschedule pot today nope he’s going to prove 2020 was rigged instead so America is saved! Hurray!
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>>61492077
But
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I guessed wrong again
Impressive
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>>61492077
what about mstr and miner stock baggies?
are they like the mixed race people of investing?
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>>61492817
I'm down bigly too

Guess I'll just wait another 2 years to break even then
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>>61492817
Feels. For something with 50/50 odds of going one direction or the other i slso consistently lose the coin flip
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>did some portfolio reshuffling
>mfw the only stocks doing something were shitty meme stocks
fucking hell now I'm 60% cash with nothing to put it in
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VOXR is the future. VOXR is life!
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>>61492580
I have been 15 years sober from the stuff and all drugs and alcohol and finally quit tobacco a while back. I have no motivation for anything now and I don’t know what to do. I thought this long of sober time would make me a normie all giddy for family and work.
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ABORT ABORT. EXIT ALL MARKETS
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MISTER SANTA
WHERE'S THE RALLY?
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>>61492780
The terrestrial datacenter play will go down for a while because of the sudden hype surrounding space-based datacenters. As compelling as that is in theory (unlimited power, cannot be nimby'd), this dump is premature.
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why do bioniggers always dilute after even the slightest pump lol
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>>61492855
>A Santa Claus rally is a calendar effect that involves a rise in stock prices during the last 5 trading days in December and the first 2 trading days in the following January.
this is the shakeout before the rally where the long noses try to get rid of all the good boys and girls
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>>61492855
You're getting a nice christmas sale instead, Apu.
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So if the market has lost confidence in Oracle how do they expect their AI revolution to happen? They're building lots of data centres especially all of OpenAIs so that means they have no confidence in OpenAI? That what happens to the $1.5 trillion people have spent on their behalf
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There is now one Nanachi in this thread. May lucky gains come to your portlyfolio
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>TESLA SHARES NEAR ONE-YEAR HIGH, LAST UP 4.1%

so many bobos have been destroyed by shorting Tesla over the years
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fucking japs and their made up currency tanking the market

get a fucking grip
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>>61492877
It's like shorting mental illness
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>>61492882
Market isn't tanking though you retard
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>>61492876
SOFT
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Jesus Christ died so you can sit in your underwear, eat cheerios, and gamble on 0DTEs.
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Finally this gay nigger market is going down.
Do you understand how overbought this market is?
SPY needs to go down to $550 to be priced correctly.
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>>61492868
y-yeah, where gonna get a 10% sell off before the santa rally, then a 1.1% recovery
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>>61492529
Well Bobs, it’s like I always say, if (you) can’t figure out what the product is, you’re the product.
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——-BART——-BART——BART
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G-guys???
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>>61492856
have I fucked myself with this stock? Or is there a long play?
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The VIX is still hardly moving.
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>>61492722
While I agree in principle for SOLVABLE problems, (like if I were fat or something), I don't know what the hell I can do about this one so I've kind of turned myself into an emotional wreck for no reason.
>>61492877
TSLA kind of put the idea of reading a balance sheet to bed. Biggest swinging dick on the shit and piss 500, and do any of the investors know the expense ratio? Fuck no, it just trades as an Elon ETF. Like it moves on SpaceX news and white house drama. Can't just be retailtards at this point either, even nominal sophisticates have gotten into the circus. (Remember Cathie Wood? That was fucking funny)
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>>61492901
then short nigga
but good boys and will be rewarded
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IM GETTING HEEMED HERE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AAAAAAAAA
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>>61492896
>Jesus Christ died
who killed him?
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>>61492920
thats why you get for not investing in nvda and greggs
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>>61492916
no shit
we're crabbing
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>>61492792
Cute
>MicronGODS
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fuck my nigger life just end it all
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Anons, TICKERS on your mind in 2026?

WHO will RISE//


(VOXR)....SOON!
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>>61492913
Can't say. I'm just telling you where the excitement is at the moment. But there are still so many unknowns to the space datacenter idea time-wise, people will be bouncing in and out of this for a while.
The risk with datacenters today is the same as it was yesterday: you're buying a big ass concrete building. If things don't go well, you're stuck with it.
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Nice "rally" bro
You really spent all weekend waiting for this, huh?
>*farts in your face*
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I should put my money into an index before I wreck myself
Are you guys betting your entire net worth on one stock?
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>>61492952
Slow and steady
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My gf sends me these pics while im trying to work and now im horny and can't focus. Anyone ever jerk off in the office restroom?
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You bought the bottom on Oracle right?
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>>61492955
hot
Ive jerked off in my own office
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>>61492953
I've got a variety of stocks, but most are retarded choices at the moment
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>>61492958
$185 jan 9th calls locked and loaded
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>>61492958
Where's the bottom? Double digits methinks
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>>61492999
doesn't larry ellison own it? Trump will intervene to help his jew friend
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>>61492901
Bro, this santa rally is going to be NUTS.
They're advertising children's toys POWERED BY AI. It wont be a real Christmas if you don't get little Stacy her DollGPT so go out and BUY to PUMP this SANTA RALLY into existence!
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Also >>61491705
>Micron's going to have bad earnings even though they're clearly so profitable in enterprise they're chasing it over consumer
I can accept long term this will not pan out if there is a RAM bust and they do not adjust accordingly
>>61492999
Sadly checked
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Anybody know what's up with ONDS
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>>61492979
First timer here. Might take short leave of absence. Market turning sour and so is my mood
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ok
what THE FUCK is HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61492955
I just go to the restroom and fap to hentai
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>>61492918
I don't know about you, but I hold TSLA because it'll be my ticket aboard a Starship to Mars right before an asteroid hits Earth. Granted, I'll probably be in the lower decks shoveling coal into the engine or whatever the space ship equivalent is.
That said, there are actual catalysts this week, not least of which is Tesla starting to pull safety monitors from the robotaxis in Texas. For things like this, if you wait for it to show up in the balance sheet, you'll probably be too late to buy in.
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>>61493020
yea she looks good
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>>61493020
that's a breeding back
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What do I buy today? Looks like everything is taking a dump
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thank u bitcunt
thank u tqueerx3
i love being down 70%+ on you and your nigger options
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>>61492955
your suppose to go home and give her a baby. not stroke it out in a toilet.
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NVDA red within the next 10 minutes
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MAKE IT STOP I AM LOSING EVERYTHINGGGGGGGGGG

AGAIN
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>cuckposting in /smg/
slow market day?
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>>61493065
This is true
>>61493046
SOXS at open
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AAAAAAAA THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BIG ONE
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why THE SHIT is tesla only pumping??
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2021 rerun.
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Saylor ponzi collapses next year. Look forward to it.
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We're experiencing a minor comeback
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>>61493081
because people are dumb and think the spacex ipo has anything to do with tesla
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look at that deep heeming on ORCL and AVGO. How we feeling AI bois?
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dump 60k where
Must be large cap. I’m thinking MU but maybe I’ll just buy into the S&P soon
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>>61493102
rio tinto or exxon
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>>61493102
Seems smart surely it won't dump after earnings
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>>61493081
Completely self driving Tesla spotted with no passengers or driver in Texas.
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>>61493104
Rio Tinto is shit the Australian operations keep getting bailed out by the government the profit margins are low due to the high price of electricity in Australia
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>>61493102
Why large cap
Are you retarded? (Aka Do you think there is less risk with bigger companies?)
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>>61493102
greggs
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SCHG is crashing. It's over.
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>>61493081
Took a short at $480 praying I dont get burned. Bit impulsive but im happy with my fill
>>61493064
Note taken
>>61493038
>>61493039
Yea shes a cutie
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>>61493124
I’m not buying into whatever shitty penny stocks you guys throw around
Im retarded but not THAT retarded
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>>61493121
rio tinto is operating all over the world and commodities prices will go higher
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MY DICK
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>>61493142
1 pbtid
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>>61493133
i want a cow wife like that
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I seriously think this pullback is appropriate because the data nobody is talking about which is New NY Empire State Manufacturing Index having one of the worst misses of all time. From 18 to 10 to -3.5. People are really getting the hell out of dodge.

Then Chinas underratedly horrific data (imagine if our retail sales missed by nearly 2%) and on top of that you have Datapalooza tomorrow with possibly more data about our economy that the world has ever seen, I would be trimming positions too right here.
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>>61493102
MLI
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>Every single stock I personally chose is dumping
Wew
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>>61493134
You poor soul
You think you can compete against industrial fisheries with your small rod
Find a comfy lake that has been left to flourish uninterrupted instead
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>>61493163
Tell me more about China's horrific data
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AAAAAAAAAAA I AM NOT INSITE TESLA ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEE
IT HURTS SO MUCH
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lol
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I am never going to break even on MSFT.
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how far can MSTR drill?
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>>61493160
She weighs 114 lbs but there are plenty of 150 lb + heifers out there waiting for you anon
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>>61493212
nice tummy
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>>61493212
i like my heifers red
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>>61493212
Would
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>>61493212
thats not the same thighs
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>up 0,5%
>go for walk
>come home
>down 0,8%
What did he tweet this time?
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>AVGO

what went so wrong?
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Every piece of news for Google is positive, from Weymo to SpaceX to TPU to its stuff being bought by organisations to its competiton losing to its funding being so safe and strong to all the different avenues they make money on to this new thing for real estate that dropped Zillow stock today
GOOGLE STILL DROPS. Its like it just bad news after bad and not good after good

It makes no sense lel
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>the femboy is sending me videos again on snapchat of her cute butt
FAAAAAAAAKKKK I CAN'T ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN
I'M NOT FUCKING GAY I'M NOT FUCKING GAY I'M NOT FUCKING GAY I'M NOT FUCKING GAY
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>>61493081
1. Human safety monitors are starting to be removed from Robotaxis in Texas. This is the biggest catalyst.
2. Apparently strong sales in China. Delivery dates have been pushed back to February.
3. This is more speculative, but some people see the SpaceX IPO as confirmation that Tesla TeraFab is a go. SpaceX is cashflow positive, so the prevailing theory for why they are IPOing is that they are planning a big expansion. Datacenters in space would be sufficiently big. Those datacenters will need chips, just as Tesla's cars and robots need chips. If SpaceX uses Tesla's chips, then the economics of building the TeraFab becomes very attractive.
4. Musk has hinted at various times his desire to reward Tesla shareholders using SpaceX. The easiest way to do this in my estimation is to let Tesla own a piece of SpaceX through a private purchase before the IPO. In essence, if you buy Tesla now, you might be getting a bit of SpaceX below the IPO price.
Interestingly, there is already a real world example of this. Look up Echostar. That do-nothing company has nearly 5x'd since August. Why? Because they hold SpaceX stock from selling spectrum licenses to Starlink.
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>>61493270
Just fucking do it, fag
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>>61493178
I mean take your pick, its literally all CCP propaganda numbers.
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>>61493270
>Femboy
>Her
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>>61493270
You mean "tomboy" rather than "femboy" and just mixed up the terms, right?
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>>61493271
>strong sales in China. Delivery dates have been pushed back to February.

That's for custom orders, they're pushing customers to buy in-stock units to get their model Y earlier. I see no changes in Tesla China's wholesale sales since November, but November reached 86,700 vehicles, including both domestic sales and exports from China to overseas markets, according to data from the China Passenger Car Association (CPCA). A 9.95 percent increase from the 78,856 units sold in the same period last year and a 40.98 percent rise from October's 61,497 units.

Tldr: its bullshit but the market loves this crap.
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>>61493257
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here we go again AHHHHHHH
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>>61493257
>>61493301
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>>61493270
listen here bro
Gay doesn't exist. Good doesn't exist. Neither does evil. It's all in our heads.
So if your penis is getting hard for feminine ass you go ahead and ask him if you can drive over to him for some assfucking and a drug of his choice. (Most femboys are alcoholics.)
Be a go-getter not an ass-sitter
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>>61493227
Theyre the same girl I promise you lol
>>61493216
>>61493218
>>61493225
Debating slurping this crwv dip to compliment my nvda scalps
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>>61493257
>>61493301
>>61493307
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They can never keep BTC down. It ALWAYS recovers sir.

The play to make on poly market is short BTC movements.
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On no news
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Sold the bottom award
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>>61493316
the news is we're making Saylor bankrupt
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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I'm gonna buy SILY and you can't stop me
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>>61493271
Also, I would love to know how musk is getting EUV machinery for TeraFab when ASML is already backlogged for 5 years.
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>>61493309
I think I would be fine with the sex itself, it's just that the whole part before and after are gonna feel really gay and akward.
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>>61493336
no shit. you stuck your pp in a dude poop hole to try and make babies. it's gay and retarded.
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>>61493296
It's a game of expectations, and ironically the bias against Tesla and Musk is helping them. If everyone expects Tesla to be crushed by China, but they are holding ground, that is seen as outperformance.
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>>61493336
the only non gay way to fuck a penis-haver is to beat him in mortal combat and then rape him as an extra humiliation
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Will there ever be a red day without a V?
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>>61493325
Oh nvm the ticker is SLJY god i'm so fucking stupid
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>>61493336
It wouldn't be awkward. You are trying making it awkward.
What do you have to lose? Your fragile masculinity?
At worst you'll just pump him and bounce never to be seen again.
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NIGGER POWELLLLLLLL
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>>61493348
No
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>>61493357

>>61493357
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>>61493354
no matter what kind of filters they use on their pics that's still a man, when you're balls deep in his man ass nibbling on his earlobe he's going to making man grunt noises and smell like a man with rough man skin you fucking faggot
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>>61493354
>Yeah let me just go visit this guy and fuck him in the ass thinking it would not be gay
>gets recorded
Oopsie
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>>61493330
Surely, it will involve a number with many zeroes behind it. Or a takeover of Korea. Don't sweat the details. Just believe the dream. Or at least hold the stock while everyone's still dreaming.
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>>61493336
Feel gay? It is giga gay already you faggot.
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>giga dump followed by giga pump
wtf is wrong with market maker?
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>>61493395
Pumpers are in denial about AI and the recession next year
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>>61493315
Did I wander out of the SMG thread into a crypto scam thread by mistake?



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