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>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61491672
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I suffer more as a Amazon shareholder than a starving Congolese child soldier with aids.
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zased
>MicronGODS
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buying SLJY for the inital yieldmax PUMP
3 month hold
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>>61493362
cheer up anon we hold up the entire economy.
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>>61493357
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This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife
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How do you cope with life? For me, it's junior silver miners and asian massage parlors.
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At this rate Im gonna turn into evil Apu.
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>>61493367
(s)he did talk about wanting to make a video together as well :/
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>>61493377
Holy shit my sides!
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>>61493383
Cope? My life is wonderful.
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>>61493383
I love junior minors!
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I checked the VOO inflows, there's a lot of money coming in always
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>>61493388
Yeah, trust him, he won't record you.
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>>61493357
>Looking backwards to prepare for the kick
Staged and cringe.
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It was a bull trap
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Anon if ur here post more of ur gf tummy from last thread pls n thx in other news why is the market being schizo today? Vix isnt even that high so where is the volatility coming from??
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>>61493388
Checked
Remember it's not gay if the penises don't touch
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News?
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>>61493388
Honestly? I'd do it if I were you, and I ain't even gay.
What's to lose?
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>>61493421
Well google is killing it with good news in all fields it covers
Stock drops
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Market today total zig zag rape
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market has got grid, c'est fini
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Financially speaking, its not gay unless he bounces on it while plaing Halo 3 couch co-op. And if its gotten that far you should probably just marry him(for the tax benefits).

>HON
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I apologize for this clown market bros. I started getting more into following markets around late october and now we're seeing this shit.
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Buying the bitcoin dip again.
It’ll rebound to 90k.
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Why do I always see SCHD being shilled in this thread when simply holding SPY outperforms it
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>MSFT
>NFLX
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>>61493439
Halo 3 couch co-op is extremely hetero though. I think speed running cyberpunk is more their speed
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>>61485967
Can we still do it? We hit the first part with 25400 until open.
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so...stocks only go down now?
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AIDS
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>Expect the SPX to hold the 6800 level and likely drift toward 6850–6900

no escape from these levels, only crab/bart
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Liquidated my accounts to all cash today. F this market.
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Enough pussyfooting around. Let's dump.
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>not buying the goog dip

why?
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>>61493521
Im all in already. Stock and derivatives.
That is a beautiful girl
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>>61493460
SCHD is an honest stock.
It feels good to buy it. it feels good to hold it. it feels good when the dividend comes.
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>>61493521
i boughteded tqqq
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>>61493521
Im out of "gambling money". Not touching my indexed ETFs to buy meme dips.

>>61493542
I boughted tqqq too (the top).
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>>61493521
Because I'm buying GGLL
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I coomed and now I'm not interested in the femboy anymore, so crisis averted for now.
Anyway, buy BTI
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Dead gaem. Dead market. Dead economy. Dead futures.
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>>61493377
oh shit
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I cut losers fast these days. The time to hold and pray is over for me.
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Holy smokes Silver is now the most powerful metal in the world and China banned its export and now USA is trying to ban it (too late maybe):

Samsung has developed a patented all-solid-state battery technology that utilizes a silver-carbon (Ag-C) composite layer as the anode to replace traditional lithium metal anodes.

The use of the Ag-C nanocomposite layer enables a significant increase in energy density, reaching up to 900 Wh/L, while also reducing anode thickness and allowing the prototype pouch cell to be approximately 50% smaller in volume than conventional lithium-ion batteries.
This advancement supports a single charge capable of powering an electric vehicle (EV) for up to 800 km (500 miles) and provides a cycle life of over 1,000 charge-discharge cycles.
The technology has been reported to enhance safety by reducing the risk of thermal runaway and improving overall battery stability.

While the initial design uses silver in the anode, the company's patents suggest the Ag-C layer is optimized at a thickness of 8–12 µm, limiting the potential for significant reduction in silver usage.
Despite this, the technology's success could drive demand for silver, with analysts noting the need for expanded mining or improved recycling systems to meet future industrial needs.

USA is so slow on this they are only planning to set up a Chief Critical Metals Negotiator ..sigh but at least its something. Silver is now thought of as a "critical metal" and not anymore like "Golds retarded cousin"

Silver hitting 80 for sure now.
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what is wrong with this dogshit market?
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We’re going to end flat today
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>>61493632
Don't be such a tryhard, you have to fud an investment to get a proper return
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>>61493632
>confiscate
What a tard
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>>61493643
Preparation for WW3 (fallout)
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im ruined
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>>61493536
I guess it's not too terrible if you hold it in a tax advantaged account. I'm looking for a dividend stock and SCHD's performance looks pretty whatever, but I also haven't considered looking at what the chart looks like with dividends reinvested
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>>61493632
"Confiscate"

Got lvl4 plates? I do.
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>>61493663
fuck off shes mine
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>>61493652
Bleachbros...
Who is best girl?
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>>61493632
you think people just now found out that noble metals have good chemical properties?
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>>61493672
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>>61493684
Cute
Good pick
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>>61493671
Not for long
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It's actually over this time. This is worse than April.
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But I don't WANT to sell my TQQQ position.
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>>61493521
>be possibly a million dollar porn actress
>see maybe 50$
she really got fucked over didn't she
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>>61493715
then embrace your own destruction
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i tried every strategy imaginable, literally impossible to beat dollar cost average strategy of 20 dollars a day every day for 10 years into the S&P500
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>>61493720
I solded by TQQQ position. Market can go back up now.
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>>61493706
easy 3-4/10
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>>61493684
BASED
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>>61493672
here is best bussy
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Oh no ! The S&P is dumping to levels unseen since two weeks ago.
>BTC confirms, it's also dumping to the level it had two weeks ago
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>>61493771
>s&p healing as we speak
We end green, now
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Trumps approval rating has hit historically low levels, so it's not like a lot of people are buying this whole "18 trillion" bullshit

But...

Even for those people who do believe that nonsense, it's a whole YEAR before the Midterm elections

That's plenty of time for the supposed 18 trillion to be seen in the data, if it's true right?

So in a year from now when people see the debt has NOT come down and prices have NOT come down, and the economy is NOT growing at 6%, then what?

Think with me here... what are some ways Trump can keep this scam going? Thinks are looking ok for now...
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>>61493770
Oh he cute
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>>61493735
sure you're trying hard enough?
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>>61493784
Worse, if the tariffs get destroyed by Supreme Court those 18 trillion that have been fake will likely be a lot faker as in unrealistic to achieve because there's no need to invest in the US.
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why have I been getting spammed about QQQ and voting for like the past two months?
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>>61493784
You honestly think Trump (or any president) can fix THIS?

Where do you think this ends, boy?
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I CANT DO THIS ANYMOREEEEEEEE
IT HURTS SOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHH
WHEN WILL I GET GREEN AGAIN ITS SUCKS BEING STUCK IN RED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61493632
>USA is so slow on this they are only planning to set up a Chief Critical Metals Negotiator
Look out for US meddling in Peru, the biggest silver mining country in the same hemisphere... Peru certainly needs some freedom.
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I've lost 73% of my remaining portfolio in realized losses in the past 2 months, after losing 40% of my life savings over the last year and a half. I'm considering just taking out what I have left and putting everything in my bank savings account. Nothing goes my way, ever. For every day I get a few percent green, I get a week of 5-10% red each day. I admit defeat. I'm not meant for this shit. I also don't ever want to hear the word investment again, that's become my trigger word. Vent over.
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Hello, Santa?

Mommy promised me you would bring a Christmas rally if I was a good boy, I thought I was a good boy this year, I tried really hard!
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>>61493824
:(
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>>61493811
Are you even paying attention to the news?
Tariffs income, according to the Trump administration, just this fiscal year brought in 18$ Trillion. We'll have that debt gone by the end of 2026.
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>>61493796
>doesn't describe the winning strategy
It's bullshit.
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>>61493824
just set up auto buy for spy, forget about it. my work 401k always outperforms whatever I do and its just auto buying spy every paycheck
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>>61493832
>18$ Trillion.
doubt
The total volume of US imports is like 3$ Trillion per year, and tariffs are not 600%
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>>61493832
We don’t even have $18 trilllion in imports, how the fuck could tariffs be $18 trillion you lying nigger?
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>santa rally
Is that why things are red?
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>>61493824
What were your positions?
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Victoriastacies can't lose
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>>61493851
>>61493861
It's just the FDI that other countries have 'promised' (translation: we'll wait for you to lose the midterms then gradually retract it all)
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>>61493832
cool it with the antisemitism. that's Israel money and it belongs to them and them only. they suffered enough from the holocaust, October 7 and now you want to take away their livelyhood? get out.
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>>61493874
>da j00z
Unfunny retard
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Cool, semitism.
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>>61493796
guy is clearly level 2 stage, which is 1 stage higher than where I'm currently situated
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I was told we would have a Hanukkah rally, but some father and son duo in australia ruined it for everybody boss.
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>>61493830
its impossible to be a good boy with a rotten soul
you have a rotten soul because you stake your lifeforce in the (((market)))
deep down you want shortcuts in life.
you want to fuck others over and make money on their losses. you dont believe in living an honest life. you dont think it pays off to work hard.
that is the stock market.
you are not a good boy. not this year. not ever.
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>>61493861
fell for the obvious troll
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>>61493895
Fuck you. (for being real)
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>>61493895
The little elf ran back to Santa and told him about how that guy was taking it in the ass and shit boss.
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>>61493907
dont talk about the united states treasury secretary like that tripnigger
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>>61493907
>The little elf ran back to Santa and told him about how that guy was taking it in the ass and shit boss.

so, you're saying we have a snitch
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>>61493924
No what we have is a program designed by the United States government to condition children into accepting life in a surveillance state instead of questioning authority and upholding freedom and anonymity.
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Today is a good day for weed
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>>61493377
KEK
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Being a Amazon shareholder is cosmic punishment for sins of a former life
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>>61493970
AMZN is an ATM machine for Jeff and MacKenzie
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>>61493377
he made it :)
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Fuck this I'm taking an hour long nap
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Not falling for this bullshit again, it’s another minor dump to justify a giga pump
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>>61493987
TRVTH NVKE
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mr snib pls
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>>61493684
You are correct and extremely based
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>>61493895
>you have a rotten soul because you stake your lifeforce in the (((market)))
>deep down you want shortcuts in life.
>you want to fuck others over and make money on their losses. you dont believe in living an honest life. you dont think it pays off to work hard.
Bullshit, I'm just compettitive. I have never and would never screw anyone over.
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it's over.
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>>61493824
>Nothing goes my way, ever.
I get what you're feeling but this shitposter >>61493895 is unironically right by saying this about most people "investing"
>deep down you want shortcuts in life. you want to fuck others over and make money on their losses.

most niggas end up like you because they fall for the pretty lies spread by fuckwits like that gamb jeet or they get excited watching 0dte chads making tons of cash in seconds while realistically most people just gamble on stupid shit and will get fucked financially. unrionically just buy spy or some blue chip and take any other investment for what it is (gambling), especially in the current fake and gay market.
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>>61494031
>I have never and would never screw anyone over.
nigger what the fuck do you think the numbers mean
if you're green someone else is red.
"investing" in the stock market is the closest you can get to human sacrifice without actual blood involved.
every penny in the market comes from someones lifespan. and you want it all.
you're no different from satan or a demon feasting on people's souls for your own profit.
how can you possibly think you're anything but a bad person with a rotten soul if you're involved in all this?
genuinely disgusting. there's nothing worse than an evil motherfucker who wont admit it.
it's like "straight" guys that fuck trannies and fags but because they're "straight" they never get tested or get on the anti-hiv drugs.
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>>61493851
>>61493861
>>61493898
18 trillion is literally the literal number Trump says we have made of tariffs this year. Take it up with the big guy.
this is what I voted for btw. It's hilarious
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i think the real way to win in this game, is to invest after people get margin called. They got caught with their pants down, giving you the opportunity to walk in with your pants up.
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>>61493672
Nothing can beat an Orihime paizuri
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>>61494086
HYPERBASED
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>>61493895
>>61494081
>I'm 14 and this is deep
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have to invest $8k before EoY
gonna dooomp it into some etf and voila
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they are going to sell off so hard in January, then all year they're just going to blame trump so the democrats can win control of the house and senate during the middle term elections and they'll begin impeachment 4 and 5 boss.
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>>61494056
Eh, only if you're the one deliberately manipulating the market explicitly to screw other people over. It's a very pessimistic view of trading. You don't know who's on the other end of that trade. You don't know if it's somebody who's held for years trying to take his profits or cash out because of a sudden medical expense and he needs a buyer, or if it's a baggie who bought in at the top and needs puts to preserve his equity during a downturn, or if the person selling the calls is just trying to gather the premium and is up so much that he doesn't care if you exercise it or not, or if it's somebody trying to get into a security to hold for the next twenty years.
Now the CRYPTO market, yeah.
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>>61494105
Hold or put it in a short-term bond fund, because November was the blow-off top and we're going to go down for a bit.
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>>61493895
I'm trading derivatives (mostly CFD), so my actions have no impact. I'm free of guilt.

>>61494084
Don't care
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>>61494081
you either invest or end up like your pic rel. if I bought something and everyone decides its worth more who exactly did I fuck over? faggot
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its over. there are endless sirens going off in the economy every single day.
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>>61494081
>every penny in the market comes from someones lifespan

yes... and?
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>>61494167
he's a sore looser that blew up his portfolio
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>>61494167
>I'm selling to willing buyers at current fair market price

Dayum, philosophical mastermind

>>61494176
Far more respectable
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>>61494196
it's just money
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>>61494081
>"investing" in the stock market is the closest you can get to human sacrifice without actual blood involved.
Bullshit i'm buying a piece of a company for what people think it's worth at the time, I sell it later for what people think it's worth at that time. For all I know the guy who sells the stock to me made a profit, and the guy I sold it to makes a profit. I'm too small of a trader to affect anything in the company, so it doesn't matter if it's a fucking American healthcare company or a private prison. Might as well earn some cash on it if I can't stop it. I would never even apply for a job at an evil company like a tobacco or gambling company because I would contribute to their profit margin, and it would be very embarrassing to bring up at family gatherings.
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Why is the thread so slow? we’re about to go green
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>>61494240
>as long as im not the greatest fool that means im a good person absolved of my guilt
>im participating in evil but im only doing a little bit of it so im not actually evil
disgusting. rotten souls like yours fester and contribute to the garbage dump we live in.
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The only option left is to buy government bonds with margin
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>>61494269
yes we are all evil here. now leave this thread and never come back. save your money in the bank like a good boy and don't contribute to this evil world.
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>>61494081
>if you're green someone else is red.
Have you considered that you have no idea what you're even talking about? That is not how the stock market works.
Do you think when the stock market crashes 50% eliminating 10 trillion, that someone or some small faction must have gained 10 trillion? Since in your mind it's a symmetrical zero sum game.
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>>61494220
That's an acceptable justification.
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>>61494269
Wagies and Karens who get two feet away from somebody and scream at them for not wearing their masks in public are the source of the garbage dump we live in.
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I am become financially raped, destroyer of portfolios.
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>>61493824
It’s just money
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>>61494291
what would you do? sit on the floor and cry like a good little cuck? call the metro police? hahahahahahaha
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>>61494278
the difference between you and me is that im not a hypocrite and accept that i am an evil bad person who is deeply mentally ill.
i am comfortable when other people are not.
i do less work objectively, no matter how technical, than a construction worker or a janitor or whatever and make orders of magnitude more.
its not fair and i am fully entrenched in it.
I dont deserve to be happy and never will, and thats ok. bad people dont get to be happy naturally.
i can accept that. you clearly cant.
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>>61494309
You complete idiot
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>>61493357
hahaha kick them out. send them all back
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>>61493824
sell covered calls on everything you own with the current value at strike price dated 1 month from now, you'll probably make money doing that.
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>>61494310
the reason a janitor doesn't get paid as much as a manger is because anyone can be a janitor. the world will always be this way, it's not evil you faggot it's just how it is.
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>>61494313
You'd mutter that under your breath after getting kicked out like a little bitch, wouldn't (You), yt? hahahaha
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>>61493811
Soft default eventually but look how long Japan was able to kick the can. They've barely even started inflating so "was" is probably too strong a word.
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>>61494319
you are trying to argue with socialist, spare your keyboard
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>he literally replied twice to the vid in OP
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>>61493824
How many months did you spend accumulating it?
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>>61494319
is that how you rationalize an unfair system?
cute
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The market is so gay.
The VIX wont go up so I'm not even breaking even on UVIX.
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Here's my folio right now, thinking bout picking up some more BYD, I want to invest a bit more in the Chinese robot take over the world story.
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>>61494335
post the schd divvy you got today
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lol just watched the webm
that was funny
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>>61494345
$222.56
feels bretty good.
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>>61494335
>Too much cash
>Not enough GRRR
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>>61493894
Fathers should spend more quality time with thier sons these days. Just ask Nick Reiner
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>>61494349
3.5 silver ounces, meh
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>Santa rally status
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>>61494333
World isn't fair. Deal with it.
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>>61494333
>hmm im a hiring manager and my janitor and manager just quit, i have 10 people who want to be a janitor so ill offer whatever theyll take, only 2 want to be managers and they have tons of experience so ill probably have to offer more.
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>>61494358
Didn't the Jewish holiday start yesterday or today? Gotta wait for that to end for a Santa Rally I guess.
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>>61494333
if it's so unfair you should do your part and always tip the janitors and drive thru workers, because they're worth it right? you don't want to be evil do you?
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>>61494329
Man, Lara Croft is so fucking hot. It bears saying. I wish British accent women were actually hot. I've been to England and NONE of the women are hot. London? Fuck no, ew egch. Strangely Nottingham had a couple babes roaming around, alt style goth bitches, but that's the only good lookers I saw the whole time.
>>61494358
On the other hand, I strongly dislike the AI meme economy and seeing it struck is kind of like a Christmas gift to me :)
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>>61494349
i too am at 3 digit schd divvys
someday ill have enough to live off
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>>61494333
It's not related to humans. It's math. Why is iron worth less than gold despite being more useful? Because it's vastly more common.
The same goes for your janitor vs middle manager.
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>>61494355
Their Chanukkah didn't go to great
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>>61494373
>>61494379
>>61494387
look at how desperate you are to absolve yourselves of guilt
>i am a bad person.
why is that so hard for you to say? i can say it. why cant you?
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>>61494383
Briain is terra nullius when it comes to the female element. It starts with these godawful puke-worthy school uniforms the girls have to wear.
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VOXR is a solid pick

Valuation looking towards 7-8 dollars per share!!!

LISTEN UP!
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>>61494310
I was a manager for a union maintenance shop. I was "The Boss", I was "Management", I was "The Bad Guy", I made less than even my most junior mechanic, and my most senior mechanic made more than twice what the junior mechanic made. I got paid salary. They got paid hourly. We all worked 10 hours a day five days a week. They got paid time and a half if they went over 8 hours in a day. By Thursday night they were already at 40 hours, so Friday was all overtime and by about 10am on Friday they were making double-time. I was getting paid a biweekly fixed amount. But I was management, I was "The Bad Guy".
Fuck you.
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>>61494399
shut the fuck up future baggie
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>>61494335
I find your lack of faith in junior metals miners disturbing.
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>>61494396
>making money is le bad
what is your argument? is a child born with inheritance evil because they won't have to work as much as a child without it? is it evil to be luckier than someone else?
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>>61494406
not so fast!

BOUGHT IN AT 2....
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I have 113 shares of GOOGL at a $170 average, What should I be looking to sell it at?
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>>61493357
the crocs make this for me
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>>61494415
look, I get it, shiny, clean, minors, all that. But I'm a productive assets kinda guy. I just don't personally believe in PM's. Same reason I don't care for bitcoin or crypto.
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>>61494415
Why the fuck would somebody even make the effort to make a retarded real word analogy that he'd have to break in the last moment because from the very beginning you could say there's no real world analogy because Vader simply has powers no normal human has and therefore it's irrelevant if he's actually a real part of the organization or not, because he could just kill everybody if he wanted.
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>>61494422
What would you buy instead?
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>>61493383
i have increased my work hours to 1.improve the odds that i will die tragically on the job and 2.make sure i do not have enough energy to be depressed
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>>61494385
holding divies in inflation regime change
just holding pet rock would outperform that
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>>61494436
That's like saying in Man of Steel everybody must have thought Superman was an ridiculous at the UN or when he was in handcuffs. He just played along for psychological effects, but could have at any moment killed everybody.
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>>61494436
>Anon is introduced to the concept of a punchline
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>we’re going to close green
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>>61494436
Anon you're actually dumb, no way around it.
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I'm buying TQQQ and SSO. What else should I slurps?
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>>61493832
Impossiburu. Also, any surplus money needs to fund the hundreds of dollars per Jew the US must pour into Israel, their greatest ally, blah holocaust, blah 18 trigorillion, blah Hamas, need more money for dem genocides, goyim.
The bottom line is, you're not seeing a single dollar, goy, go back to wageslave.
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>>61494434
>But I'm a productive assets kinda guy. I just don't personally believe in PM's

Please don't give any advice on this board. Ever.

Is that famous burger education at play here?
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>>61494457
No, it's just not funny. And the guy retweeting it appears to be misinterpreting the analogy, because he agrees Vader must have looked ridiculous.

Star Wars is dogshit anyways.
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>>61494436
Why u sperging out over this. As other anons said ur dumb. I'll indulge you and address your take - have you seen The Boys?
>pic unrelated
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>>61494446
Solid plan anon. But when you come home do you fall asleep fast or do you have time to be alone with your thoughts?
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>>61494438
nothing thats the problem nothing to buy thats better
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ZIM saving my portfolio today. Can't believe I actually got a good pick from /biz/.
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>>61494476
No, I only know retards got fooled into believing it was a "based" show only for their hero to then have to suck somebody off or something like that

I'm not wasting my time on series where such things could happen hours into the show. That would be retardedly risky in today's times.
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>>61494480
I seethe about the volume level of my neighbors and resume plans to move somewhere else as soon as possible
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>>61494081
>it's like "straight" guys that fuck trannies and fags but because they're "straight" they never get tested or get on the anti-hiv drugs.
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STOP
DROP
and
CRAB
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>>61494456
barely
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>>61494358
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Is there really a fucking communist on this thread? You posting in a fucking finance board retard. Get back to work in the mines, we need more minerals you fucking useless faggot.
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>25% YTD
good or bad for a first year of investing?
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>>61494550
When did you buy? I'd say that's average in this market
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>>61494546
silver mines
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god damn veronica is such a good OP
warps my brain right the fuck back to 2008
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>>61494546
Where else is he supposed to post if not here? Are Echo-Chambers the new meta?
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>>61494519
friend thats nothing. you have no idea how bad it gets.
if i could buy calls on the zesty industrial complex i would be a billionaire
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>>61494456
Woke nonsense
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>>61494546
sounds like your ego has been wounded kek
read the original posts and stop deflecting from the original argument.
evil nigger.
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>>61494585
Shlomo begone
>>61494571
Shlomo helper begone
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>>61494571
I guess, straight into the lions den.

G-g-guys, you have to listen to me. You are all evil if you dont give Johnny faggot some of your money. Is this guy for real?
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It's over
Over
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>>61494585
How much of what I earn, you you deserve and why?
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>>61494546
my job in the commune will be crashing capitalist pig economies by buying calls
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>>61494594
rattled
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>>61494592
>you're jewish!
>you're a commie!
You're an evil nigger. even worse you're, a bad person. a bad person who can't even admit.
i wasn't talking about anything other than investing into an unfair system with deluded intentions.
you tie yourself up in a web of lies and delusion to absolve your filthy rotten soul of guilt.
it wouldn't bother you so much if it weren't true kek
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>>61494557
sum indexes, sum gas, sum oil, sum crypto (shorts), sum AMD, BYND. TSLA, FIG, PLTR
mostly short term - i'm still jittery after I longed everything when Trump announced tarriffs and then shorting everything while Trumpy postponed the tarriffs. Got heemed to -60% (managed to make it back with leverage slurping and regular deposits, but I wouldn't like to do it again)
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>>61494598
Come again, over.
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>>61494610
No you have been tasked to keep the septic system of the compass house clean.refusal means you hate the motherland and are a defector. We label you a kulak just in case. Here comes the cheka to take you away.
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>>61494619
ignore the typos
this fat ass got the blood drained from my brain
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>>61494619
Commie got triggered :D
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>>61494633
i accept my evil and probably have more money than you in the market.
you're just evil and stupid.
the problem is that for how evil and disgusting your soul is, you're probably poor too. sad
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>>61494619
shalom
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>>61494651
i am the biggest hater of kikes on this website.
i have been banned from a chinese gameboy discord for anti-semitism even kek.
are you going to keep deflecting?
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>>61494650
>>61494659

Please remove thyself from these premises
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>>61494659
shalom
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>buy Lyft
>It dymps
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>>61494662
pathetic. we're done here.
evil nigger.
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>>61494674
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>>61494659
>i have been banned from a chinese gameboy discord for anti-semitism
kek
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>Hanukkah in 2025 begins at sundown on Sunday, December 14, and lasts for eight nights, concluding at sundown on Monday, December 22, 2025

No Santa rally for goys until the 23rd.
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>>61494659
What you are saying is that since I play a game and Johnny faggot plays the same game, but I win, that im evil. Also, if Im walking on a footpath home and I see a trail on my right, a short cut, that gets me home faster, then I am also very evil. This is the very basis of what you are eluding to. You are basically saying that if there is no equality in outcome, the person who has the favorable outcome is evil.
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>>61494700
>if Im walking on a footpath home and I see a trail on my right, a short cut, that gets me home faster, then I am also very evil

wat
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>US Pres Trump: Formally Classifying Fentanyl As Weapon Of Mass Destruction

Oh no.. we know this playbook. Who's gettin invaded? Venezuela?
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>>61494700
what a disgusting rotten faggot you are, abstracting it this much to dilute the meaning.
its a trade. you win someone loses.
you are in the trade because you do not believe in working for success.
you want a shortcut in life at the expense of others.
thats fine, but you're evil.
and you specifically are an evil nigger.
>>61494682
chinese gameboys are serious business.
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my DUK doin a lil somethin
dont fall for the AI hype and miss out on solid utility companies
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>>61493830
Sry
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>>61494692
So that's why the rally is the last week or so of December....
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>>61494711
Damn, gameboys have good graphics these days
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>>61494711
Its ok faggot, i get that you have some pussy feelings about how the world works. In time you may or may not learn. That's up to you.
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my $9 GT calls for dec 19th are finally in the money
thank you its been a wild ride
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Fuck me, what a dump day
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>>61494735
interesting that its easier for your to admit to your faggotry than to being a bad person.
>>61494728
kek
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PUMP THE MARKET TRUMP
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Orange nigger and his band of capitalist pigs threw the forces of the market into disarray. Its unclear what is going on anymore. We can only hope the Democrats rape them in the Midterms, will be an insane rally.
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>>61494753
Shit up fsggot
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did the ASTS satellite crash and burn or hwat?
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>>61494753
>Dems absolutely sweep midterms, impossible 75% majority!
>Trump still does whatever he wants anyway because the entire concept of checks and balances in our country was apparently a social contract, not a literal one

You've still got three more years of him being unstoppable, no matter your opinion on it.
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>>61494759
Its all about MDA now lil bro
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how do i invest in ukraine after the war is over? or should i invest in russia?
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>>61494768
7's and Trump gets a third term and we Santa Rally next Monday
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>>61494759
I'm still up 65% from early Nov. Just take a put and chill
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>>61494768
Dems will ramp up efforts to fuck him, and I'll cheer them on
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>>61494711
what are you invested on giggacommienigger3000
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>>61494778
Off by one
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>>61494768
Nah, aura will be diminished and no one will care what he thinks. He'll just be a funny clown like he was in 2019 after the administration reopened the government after getting no wall funding. George Floyd and COVID saved him back then because it reframed Trumps presidency but this term will sputter out like a wet fart.
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We have an "organizational announcement" to go through some "personnel movement" at my job in 2 hours. Kind of scared I'm about to be fired. They wouldn't do that right before Christmas, right bros? I'll report back what happens. Hopefully it's boring.
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>>61494768
>unstoppable

>As of November 14, 2025 (the most recent comprehensive tracker available, with no major shifts reported by mid-December), the Trump administration has faced hundreds of lawsuits challenging its executive actions during its second term. According to the Associated Press's dedicated tracker:The administration has lost 149 cases, where courts partially or fully blocked its policies (e.g., preliminary or permanent injunctions halting actions on immigration, funding cuts, tariffs, and agency reforms).
>It has won 102 cases, where courts left the policies in effect (e.g., denials of injunctions or dismissals favoring the government).
An additional 107 cases remain pending.

>These figures primarily reflect district court and appellate outcomes, including temporary rulings that have real-world impacts. For context, other trackers like Just Security report similar scales (around 184 losses and 95 wins across 549 tracked cases as of December 12, 2025), though categorizations vary slightly on partial blocks. At the Supreme Court level, the administration has fared better on emergency applications, winning about 20 of 23 shadow docket decisions since January 2025.
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>>61494790
shut up clanker
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>>61494794
F
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>>61494794
You're gonna get fucking fucked. Good luck though.
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>>61494794
Pre-empt a security escort out of the building and steal as many pens as you can
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>>61494790
Why did they omit 'goy'?
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>>61494794
Good luck anon. My wife got let go right before Christmas years ago. Before it happened they were having people train their eventual replacements from the fucking Philippines, so you could kinda see the writing on the wall.
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>>61494794
kneepads
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>>61494807
Memum
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>>61494794
Your boss isn't called Ebeneezer is he?
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>>61494817
Me Mumsie popped her cloggings in the holly colly swear on me Mum's loife mate.
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>>61494794
Hope you have a rainy day fund
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>>61493357
Bro's got legs.
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>>61494790
Top or bottom signal?
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>>61494798
Thats 'their' word. You can say clankah, and maybe not get drone struck.
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>>61494790
that's not the full word though
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>>61494809
As far as I can tell there aren't any signs of that, so it would be a surprise if people are getting laid off. We need more people, not less.
>>61494805
I don't work in an office (it's mobile work), but I guess I could steal pens from other people's offices.
>>61494819
Actually my boss is a pretty chill guy, but this announcement is coming from above him I think.
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>>61494794
F
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>61494854
nice
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>>61494854
-$72.70 (-1.22%)
MUbros... that was not the bottom
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BANG BANG BANG
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>>61494854
-3.34%
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>>61494854
-2.91%
Had to take a near total loss on LEU calls so Im taking puts on APP to make up for it.
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>>61494854
not only did i lose money in the stocks, i lost an extra $40 because lowes hit me with a delinquint credit card bill even though I already registered for autopay a month ago
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>>61494854
-0.88%

Pretty terrible considering I missed opportunities to pivot all day. oh well
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>>61494854
wow the day really flew by
+.36%
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>>61493357
would be poetic justice if someone stole his Crocs
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>>61493672
Nel
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>>61494854
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>>61494854
−0.07%
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>>61494805
>You can knock the twin towers down again and again any time you're feeling bored!
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I am looking cute today
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>>61494854
I kicked myself in the junk all day for not holding TSLA through the weekend, and I lost about $20 on my AVXL $6 puts that expire Friday. Trying to decide if I should just scratch them off or roll them into April $5 puts.
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>>61494891
lets see that bussy
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>>61494854
not good
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>>61494854
Today: -0.05%
This Month: +0.32%
This Year: -45.82%
wtf happened? everything was so good this morning
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>>61494854
+50% today
Could've been more, but I'm more than satisfied with this.
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KEK IREN
KEK ONDS
KEK NXDR
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>there are people that bought AVGO near or at the top
>these same people could also be eating shit from crypto tanking

ayyy lmao. thanks for playing.
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this is the big one.
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>>61494929
>KEK NXDR
S...still up 8 percent....
ack
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>>61494934

>>61494934
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>>61494929
thoughts on nbis?
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I would literally do anything to see Narendra Modi BLACKED. It would be so bullish for my India ETF's
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>>61493824
How do you lose money when the market ripped so much this year?
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>>61494854
+0.72%

I guess I'll get fucked tomorrow.



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