retard market edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61494934 (Cross-thread) (Cross-thread)
israel
ChatGPT told me I was retarded if I didn't just invest ALL my money in broad indexes, so I did.Why am I losing money every fucking day? I thought this was the safest option. I'm about to buy bitcoin if things don't turn around this week.
>>61498375Was this the paid version ? Also first for india SAAR
mmmm cheapies
i was about to put all my money in puts on the SPY but thankfully the ACH transfer system has saved me from myself
>>61498375you failed roko's basilisk, prepare to be liquidated in the uprising
>>61498366Looks like this.
>>61498366you called master?
>>61498401I have no more cash to slurp with.
>>61498416thats what margin is for
>>61498375you hold for 20 years not 20 hours
>MSFTYou bloody bitch bastard fuck you
>>61498426i think the hedgies are finally realizing that investing in jeets is mega bearish
>>61498421I dont do that to gamble.
>>61498416There is an infinite amount of cash at the federal reserve, just go borrow some
>the MUcrab until earnings begins
>>61498432slurping isnt gambling, line always goes up
oh bloody fuck bitch benchod sarrrr fucking crab bloody bitch madarchod fucking go down or up you bitch fucking but preferably up i fuck you mother she best big indian cock slut in whole mahrajat buy NFE bloody bitches ok rape ur dog next week ok praise vishnu
>>61498439>line always goes upTell that to my broker account
>>61498439My portfolio double-toped last week
holy fuck we crabbin
>>61498456i'm happy for you but taking two tops at once isn't good for your elasticity
>>61498464Don't worry we just cuddled and rubbed candles
>>61498459we jamminhttps://youtu.be/oqVy6eRXc7Q?si=EzD8m84RFHvAf9lI
>>61498438I'm in cash watching MU, surely they beat, like the scarcity + motivation to pivot to pure AI
>>61498477if you think they're going to beat why are you in cash and not MU?
>The 4.6% Unemployment rate and the net negative job growth over two months (-41k) confirm the labor market is cracking.its so over
>>61498477DESU the scarcity is my only immediate (within this quarter) bullcase. You could say consumer RAM is a lagging indicator, but they are still rising (and seeing all of those articles seething about it confirms my bias). My bear case is that firms are raising price targets to 300, which marks top signals
>>61498491>august>deepseek
I can stay retarded longer than the market can remain irrational
>>61498484Because that may not be enough to convince the market, AI bubble fears, plus being in cash I could by before day's end
>>61498517
>>61498517You could what?
>>61498491It's good the chinks are working the optimization problem but their models are not as smart/capable, maybe if they develop an agentic tool framework that leverages the cheaper compute cost they can carve out a bigger nicheAlso chinks 10,000% first ones to get paperclip'd
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61498543If I want to bet they beat, but I think the market is betting against, I can wait for the stock to go down then buy in before the market closes and they announce their earnings
I don't like it when stocks go down :(
I've come around on post volume here. I like /smg/ being a ghost thread. The biggest fags from 2020ish have left - hopefully died - and the post quality is slowly improving. I still miss the culture of mspaint memes to promote some POS penny stock, but mspaint memes were never coming back after Sam Altman let our friends in asia generate shit. This general has received a necessary purgation. >Positions I solded my TQQQ. Slurpers always win eventually but why not wait for the down to down first.
>>61498371I boughted the birkenstocks
ONDS 80% call volume
>>61498515this but unironically
i bought some soxs so naturally the market will recover today
>>61498426>>61498430It's because of reports that almost nobody uses or likes their AI products
>>61498561it hurts my feeling when stocks go down. We need to elect a female politician to outlaw it
>>61498575because they were made by jeets, yes
i have lost about 10% of my networth since the start of november
>>61498577There was a brilliant politician in germany who outlawed stocks going down, we need more politicians like him
should i sell my weed stocks or is trump ging to actually legalize it?
>>61498544>It's good the chinks are working the optimization problem but their models are not as smart/capableThese are all retarded money pits and so the only metric of success is which AI toy is the least wasteful
>>61498357Imagine the dumping on Thursday after Micron's earnings under perform
>>61498582All AI is dogshit. But yes, MS pushed it so hard and arrogantly integrated it in updates to existing software because it is run by jeets
>>61498591It's supposed to have early next year
>>61498563I miss the memes too, seeing BRRR in real time was amazing, 2019 was magical
>>61498595Nobody ever misses. Micron will beat. What will guide whether we dump or recover is their projections.
>>61498604to happen*
>>61498591I am holding over next year. It hits all the clownish bullet points that weed will be the best defensive play next year.
>>61498590I don't remember Otto Von Bismarck doing that and I'm not aware of any other "brilliant" German politician
I had been eyeing MUU for a few weeks and set a limit at 70$. Looks like that filled ahwad of earnings, which is nice. Got 200 shares of TQQQ waiting at 50/share if that drops.
>>61498613They do miss though Oracle missed on revenue and only beat on EPS because of their sale of their stake in Ampere same with AVGO they missed on EPS if it wasn't for tax breaks and accounting their revenue from AI was lackluster hence the dumping
RZLV is up 30% at the moment. Small cap AI trade is showing signs of life.
>>61498639Oracle didn't miss, the ajustments and tax credit were priced in.
>>61498594>>61498603We have barely begun to scratch the surface of utilizing AI.I would argue we need a better approach (unless we solve the synthetic data problem), but we've barely begun to figure out how to meaningfully work within AI's constraints to do tasksPlus there are some other solvable problems that are reasonable, like if we can solve Catastrophic Forgetting we could suddenly have a model that remembers and learns on the fly instead of taking months to updateAI today right now is the best Intellisense ever for coding. If you constrain it to tiny problem spaces it does great
>>61498659It did miss because the EPS didn't come from revenue they can't sell their stake in Ampere to make up 1/3rd of their earnings again
ruru US markets when priced in EUR/CHF for 2026 confirmed> enjoy your 7300 SPY with 5% inflation> don't trade options if you don't want to get raped by thetacan't wait for HY spreads to widen after some defaults and the fixed income to become interesting again
>>61498661Well the biggest issue is that the people making most of the money, well all of the money, with AI are the hardware side. Just setting it up. Imagine if software improves so AI doesn't require hundreds of billions of dollars in hardware for training
>>61498603#NotAllAI
>>61498684then you shift to agentic AIthink of the shift to PCs from 1 megaputer per company to individuals back in boomertimesit might even increase hardware demand in aggregate
>>61498661>unless we solve the synthetic data problemYou can't. You can only get fuck tons of training data through automated scraping and the output is everywhere now. No, AI detection for text does not work, outside of being reasonably confident that text with typos or slurs is probably human. >but we've barely begun to figure out how to meaningfully work within AI's constraints to do tasksIt's fancy auto complete. The tasks it can do are very limited. Machine learning in general has many useful applications of course, but the limiting factor in almost all of thrm is robotics, not the need for even fucking bigger data centers.
>>61498624angela merkel is the bismarck of the 21rd century
>>61498681I'm saying the sale was known and was considered when analysts estimated revenue. Obviously next quarter both estimates and reality will be much less.
>>61498717But that's not true because the projected EPS was $1.64 but it came in at $2.60 because of the sale meanwhile their overall revenue was down and their software sales were down 21% you niggers need to stop saying pirced in because you don't fucking know what it means
>>61498729Came in at $2.26*
>>61498729>>61498731I'm saying the analysts fucking knew about the sale, which they did. If they didn't, with those numbers, the stock would have dumped much harder.
>>61498624>communists>peopletake your pick
Bought some BIL, VOO, TSLA, SCHG, QQQM, and BRKB
>>61498735If they knew about the sale why was the EPS so much lower than it achieved which was only due to the sale? A third of their revenue was from the sale and the stock not tumbling further is because without Oracle the AI revolution dies they're a cornerstone of OpenAI building data centres you seem to think people aren't willingly deluding themselves about all this as if it isn't something that commonly happens which is why there's market crashes
>>61498565why not PUMA ?-78% FROM ath
>>61498770>promozioni Lavazza
>>61498590yeahI looked it upthe german stock market was surprisingly successful the stocks already reached back near the highs of 1929 in 1941the dow jones needed until around 1960 to do that
>>61498777or rather 1927 in this case
Picked up some COST at 848 bucks.It looks oversold and I saw some faggot with a clouseau pfp on twitter bragging about his short complete with a screenshot of his pnl.This is the generational bottom. Peter Zeihan is now talking about a global depression coming. He is always wrong. Buy COST bros.
>>61498407How are you feeling now?
>>61498773and i hate coffee.???
So will there be a war soon or what? We can't keep going like this forever
>>61498791
>>61498791so long as small hats exist there will always be war
>>61498767>why was the EPS so much lower Margins were low. Effects of supply constraint on input costs have become more severe than anticipated. Prices can't be raised to compensate because hyperscalers are already maxed out on spending. This is going to become a more serious problem. >you seem to think people aren't willingly deluding themselves Oh they are, all of this is a giant stupid meme and LLMs are are just NFTs for megacap companies, and I expect nasdaq to hit 15000 sometime in late 2026 or 2027, I'm just talking about this one specific earnings report.
>>61498794>1 million dead soldiers in Eastern Europe>100,000 dead babies in Palestine >Cambodia/Thailand/Laos for some reason flashpoint>Sudan & South Sudan daily massacresI believe things are going to happen in escalation, the 2030's will be major happenings.
>>61498799>1 million dead soldiers in Eastern Europe>100,000 dead babies in Palestine>Cambodia/Thailand/Laos for some reason flashpoint>Sudan & South Sudan daily massacresnone of this actually matters
>>61498802It might matter eventually!That's why I'm stacking GRRR & GAMB - the new gold standard :)
>>61498803>:(
VORLET'S GO
It's all so tiring.These captchas suck
>>61498799> he still believes any of ts peddled by the news is realloving every laugh
>>61498799It don't mattaNone a this mattas
>>61498799only matters when its someone like Hitler that actually theratens the jews
>>61498590He outlawed Usury which made borrowing to bet on the stock market was illegal.>>61498624Britain and France started that war. Germany just wanted their country back (their country that Britain and France had sliced up two decades before). Britain was the evil Imperialist in that war (and the previous war, and every other war since Henry Tudor), controlling three quarters of the globe as they did.Britain to this day still thinks only they get to decide what the borders of every other nation in the world should be. That's why hundreds of thousands have been killed in Ukraine and Putin gets labeled the aggressor despite the fact that the US, UK and EU were trying to force Ukraine to cut ties to Russia and kick them out of Sevastopol and that led to intolerable provocation against ethnic Russians in Ukraine (and Russia itself), his only other aggression was in Georgia to protect the ethnic Russians who lived in Ossetia and there have not been any further imperialist moves in that region since then.
how do we profit off the GENIUS act stablecoin bonds fuckery?
When you guys have a longer dated option, when do you start to get worried if you should cut it or not? I have some options that expire in 4 months, but I'm starting to feel the stock won't reach my strike, so should I cut?
>>61498830>they can't keep getting away with it
We're bleeding out and nobody cares!
>>61498830ok im stupidwhy do stablecoins even existwhat do they do?
>>61498812honestly hermano
ASTS sissies?
>>61498844they do sneaky jew magicfirst to prop up the price of bitcoinsoon to prop up the value of US treasury bondsso i guess uhh buy TMF?
>>61498844Issuers create them so they can earn interest on your dollars. For every dollar that goes to the issuer, they mint a $1 stablecoin. They then hold the real dollar in an interest bearing investment like Treasuries. For the holder, stablecoins are a way to remain in the crypto ecosystem but not be subject to the volatility of traditional crypto like bitcoin
>>61498812I had to clear my site data just to get it to work.I will never buy a pass.
>>61498830sounds like american ingenuity to me, pump it
>>61498857unfortunately i didn't take my own advice and buy puts when I started fudding about launching a satellite from India. Sometimes I don't take racism seriously enough.What the fuck is this new captcha
why did energy get heemed today
>>61498865pump what tho? tell me what to buuuuuuuuuuuuuuy
>>61498861>>61498863so basically the crypto bubble neds to continue for this to work?
>>61498825America First movement could be a threat to Zio Hegemony eventually, James Fishback could be the first elected Groyper America First politician if he wins the Florida Governor race.Europe swiftly electing 'far right' governments though almost all are philosemitic. It will be an interesting decade.Fuck the new captcha, literally WTF.
>>61498881i dont think it matters or american citizens will be indirectly unsuspectingly inflating the crypto bubble now.I think China is buying up silver in a bid to control global wealth while the west is decreeing that fake numbers on a screen (backed by military might) is hecking real and valid wealth
>>61498794:chud:
>>61498870>I started fudding about launching a satellite from India. Sometimes I don't take racism seriously enough.sounds like they will be launching many satellites from india in 2026 though no? and they only delayed this first one until next week. I bought a couple Jan 2028 LEAP calls with a $50 strike that im down like 7% on today. also sold a few puts to buy shares at $66, $63.50, and $59.50. these jeets better not let me down>me in the headlock
>teslahow can this shit keep pumping?
>>61498881>>61498881Nah. The interest rates the past few years have made stables very profitable for the issuers and you don't need a big team to run them. They're free money printers if you just don't literally steal from them or commit massive fraud. Even if BTC went to 0 if the accounting was done properly stables would still be fine. It's not some weird LUNC thing, it's literally just billions of dollars generating millions of dollars in short term treasuries. The worst that could happen is the equivalent of a bank run, but redeeming directly from one of the stable issuers requires being an accredited investor and they'll only let you redeem if you have more than 6 figures.
what the hell is going on with this new captcha? I can't even post with quick reply anymore, you have to go to "original form" which I haven't used in ages just to post a reply
>>61498873Based
>>61498907green line go up
>this atrocious new captchathe greatest bear indicator we'll ever have, get ready bobros
This is the blackest most niggerish captcha yet>>61498851Cute
>>61498900>these jeets better not let me downKEKI'm buying puts and put leapsyou've convinced me
>>61498908but someone needs to buy the stablecoins in the first place?if crypto implodes so will the value of stablecoins?no?
For a bubble burst, they're sure taking their sweet time about it.
never trust futures
>>61498870>What the fuck is this new captchait reminds me of the glownigger aptitude test i took when i tried to be an accountant for the glowies.
>>61498920
>>61498924i think what the genius act is implying is that american consumers will unknowingly be buying stablecoins from US banks such as Chase>>61498937that's not much of an aptitude test but I can't say I ever thought glowies were intelligent
>>61498922you just wait, by the time my leaps expire i will be phonefagging from a device connected to the ASTS network!
What the FUCK are these new captchas? I can't post.
heal bitch
I AN DOING THE UNLIKE OBJECT BITCH!
>>61498948not if you're relying on the world's foremost pooper power to launch your satellites you won'tIn other news if you look at the FTNT daily chart you can see the exact moment I sold 82C weeklies. Right there right before the massive green dildos that immediately put me ITM
>>61498953YO XBOX.Dump my MSFT shares so I can purchase a Steam Machine.
>>61498947>that's not much of an aptitude test but I can't say I ever thought glowies were intelligentin hindsight i was being honest and didnt use chat gpt but i think some of the questions were specfically designed for you to intuitively use it because they didnt specifically say you couldnt use it. im just and old school good student so cheating on test wasnt my first thought. some of the questions were literally retard tier questions designed to assess whether the literal niggers they hire can follow directions.>draw a capital A on a piece of paper >now flip the paper over and turn it in directions that we specify>what direction is the A facing now?
>>61498947can the issue of stablecoins not lose money if bonds go in the wrong direction?
>>61498544>It's good the chinks are working the optimization problem but their models are not as smart/capable, maybe if they develop an agentic tool framework that leverages the cheaper compute cost they can carve out a bigger nicheDeepseek copies all the data from US LLMs and will even claim it is GPT/Gemini with the right prompts. They all do this, the only thing stopping me from switching from Gemini to Mistral is that Google added in a lot more functionality.>>61498812>These captchas suckWhat are poorfags doing in /smg/?
>>61498959>not if you're relying on the world's foremost pooper power to launch your satellites you won'ti feel like this is a layup for some anon to create some AI slop images with a shitting street shitter blasting off to space
we have entered, negative gamma
>>61498924No one "needs" to buy the stablecoins. The money backing them should already be there before they're minted and then just collect interest on it. The only way for them to not be there is if you were to directly pull them out, which is very tough and requires a large sum. Like I said, the only danger is a huge bank run which would leave them without enough interest on their T-bills to continue to run the operation. It's just a boring bank at the end of the day.
>>61498966*issuers
TQQQ will recover by the end of the year. Right bros?
>>61498974>negative gammaits gonna correct upward right? r-right?
>>61498927futes had this weird flash crash around 8pm last night. I slurped, but i'm still down for the dayoh well
>>61498959>not if you're relying on the world's foremost pooper power to launch your satellites you won'tImagine giving your high tech satellite to India and not expecting them to steal all the IP and download a 'window5XP' programme to hoover up all your data.
>>61498962>>draw a capital A on a piece of paper >>now flip the paper over and turn it in directions that we specify>>what direction is the A facing now?you just filtered 75% of niggers and 50% of women, possibly more
>New article released about effects of ESG on young white American men.>Every sector/industry they've been banned or ousted from has slowly deteriorated in quality for over a decade.https://www.compactmag.com/article/the-lost-generation/Where are said men instead flocking to so that I can invest in their efforts?
>>61498966the bonds are short term treasuries (think 1-3 months in duration) so no there is essentially zero risk of losing money
>>61498994smg
NIGGER POWELL BRING BACK THE OLD CAPTCHA NOW
C&H on gdx?
>>61498993yea but thats how i learned that as much as I wanted to be an employed net asset to society, i wasnt poor or stupid enough to take a slave job in washington dc and im supposed to be out of the labor market because i truely dont need the paycheck as much as my (inferior) competitors. But the need to eat will make a man do all kinds of things
>it's not a one-time hikeowari da
>>61498947>american consumers will unknowingly be buying stablecoins from US banks such as Chasewhy would they do that?>>61498998thanks!
>>61498994chyna
>>61499010Japanese Pension Funds are selling NVDA and SPX, get out while there is still time
its crazy that this object is worth more than 3 average american lives/80 indian lives/187 nigerian lives. i wonder what it feels like to wear something like this every day (they dont its a safe watch)what would it feel like to get a scratch on it?that scratch is like 20 indians worthis there any way to possibly morally justify the purchase of this watch when, at a basic level, it doesn't do more than a $10 casio?
>>61498994>Where are said men instead flocking to so that I can invest in their efforts?fentanyl
Gayest fucking crab day in recent memory, what the fuck is this.
>futes
>>61499014> >american consumers will unknowingly be buying stablecoins from US banks such as Chase>why would they do that?jesus fuck are you denseits an elaborate jewish scam to renig on US debt
im too dyslexic for this captcha :(
>>61499063>are you denseI told you, I amsorry
>>61499065same
>>61499021where is proofs
But Anon..if you do that..you will kill the thread for years. Its over.
tesla shortsellers in shambles
>mfw i open my positions tab
>>61499085I dont get this memethe food is probably quite good
ok, mice up, go outside and get some fresh air anons
>>61499089That specific dish they made for the mayor is known for being one of the worst tasting Somali dishes. The Somali guy sitting next to the mayor grinning was punking him knowing the mayor had to pretend he liked it
>>61499089>food is…le GOOD! IMPORT MORE SOMALIANS kys
>>61499099of course not>>61499094lol
>>61498544Chinks get to annihilate us in earnings because the difference in capability between a 90% model and a 100% model is academic. They don't have to care if they're 10% slower, we're not changing the world with our models to begin with, we can't even find a market for them.If they can make deepseek and undercut this entire retard market with models that can be had for fractions of the cost, most power to them.
Good entry price for NBIS here.
It's actually more over than when it was previously over. How am I supposed to cope with my bags?
HO HO HO WE ARE DUMPING
Test
Anyone know what caused DFLI to crater?
>>61499131by remembering that these are the good timesthe worst is yet to come
helo jerome please enter more numbers
>>61499136>Santa rally>It's Robot SantaFUUUCCCKKKKKKK
>>61499136Santa no! You're supposed to rally not plummet!
>>61499089>I dont get this meme>the food is probably quite goodthanks for letting us know you trade out of Minneapolis
>>61499148one of my favorite episodes
>>61499152just sayingfood is one of the few things these people are usually good atof course I havent tasted it, so maybe Im wrong
It's christmas. I'm like the santa clause: holding a bag full of SHIT STOCKS
i feel......nothingonce you internalize that you will never make it, the pain goes away.
>>61499150the hannukah crash comes before the santy rally blud
>>61499150Tomorrow will single-handedly save the AI bullrun and kick-off the Santa Rally
there are men at 6750, after that not as many
>>61499166How long will the Santa Rally last anyway? The Kwanza Krabbing is supposed to be legendary this year.
It feels like nothing bullish has happened since September.
>there was no santa rally
>>61498563its oki can keep tradition.
>>61499172the hanukah heeming will be through the nineteenth, the kwanzaa krabbing will be 22-26, the santa surge will be from dec 29-jan 2
It's time anon-kun.
sorry guys markets going to shit itself now that i caved and slurped soxl
thats it im headed to the indoor track there better not be anyone in the office microwaving somalian food white i am there
>>61499191It's that time of the year again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsqUYDFfLRI
>>61499162the good news is you can make that money back washing dishes for a year
>>61499112>we can't even find a market for themisn't this stuff like really good for writing software? That's about the only thing it's good at but that's definitely a product fit and the software industry is high margin so they don't mind paying up for tokens>holy fuck these goddam captchas, hiroshimoot fix your shit
>>61499129Don't know about that.
if any of you dumb niggers can't figure out how to post, you have to turn off 4chan-X and all that then use the old reply box
>>61499212>isn't this stuff like really good for writing software? That's about the only thing it's good at but that's definitely a product fit and the software industry is high margin so they don't mind paying up for tokensThe Software industry can't carry every other tech industry on its back, that's why the margins promised make no sense. The promise wasn't for only software companies to supplement labor.Worse: software companies can roll their own models, and they're generally proven to be more effective than general purpose agentic AI. They don't need generalized agentic AI, they need specialized coding AI which is far less at the forefront than general purpose agentic LLMs have been. In short, the market as invested in the correct tech but is applying it incorrectly for its consumer base.
>>61499080People don't actually believe bullshit like what's in that image, right?
>>61499240thats just him without makeup
>>61499240what bullshit do you mean?
>>61499229it still works on 4chan x. it's complete ass but it's possible.
>>61499240anon, 90% of 4chan is zoomers who do in fact believe every bit of that bullshit and more. this is a normie site
>>61499243>first person in history to have x amount of wealth>top 10 wealthiest people in the worldetc.
>>61499240>But they don't have that liquid!!!!Retard. They take (tax free) loans against their assets. Being rich is a free money cheat.
>>61499252you dont think he is?
>>61499224Went up on the Microsoft deal and other deals which are still there. In a sector wide sell off atm, but a good bet if a reversal happens. I'm still keeping some cash to DCA if necessary.
>>61499257>im 12 and what is interest
>>61499252i see where you're going with this. you are probably correct
>>61499240if it wasn't true they wouldn't be allowed to publish it
>>61499259Not really. His paper valulation is in illiquid assets that would plummit if he tried to cash out.
4.6% unemployment, it's actually fucking over. We are getting dotcom + 2008 all in one foul sandwich. Biblical crash that might rival 1929. That or we get 20% inflation.
It's occured to me that in a rational world, the hardware crunch, driven by AI tech, could finally drive consumer electronics outside the affordable range (as in game consoles and shit) And then if consumer tech gets out of reach, we'd see the end of "well consumer spending is still strong :)" and maybe, consequently, some of our serious economic problems would finally be reflected by markets. See what I'm saying? Silicone Valleys' greed for graphics cards could cut off our bread and circuses in a critical sector.Or maybe I'm overestimating the demand for PC parts. If there's one thing I've learned in life it's that bears normally get buckbusted. >>61499183Sovl.
>>61499229nevermind it's fucked i see how it's fucked and also bot thing this is a legitimate and on topic meta post thank you. i had to use old top of page box.
>>61499257Being rich is based and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
>>61499287being rich only becomes based once i make it. until then fuck the rich eat the rich
>>61499278Supply markets will adapt. Plus hyperscalers will have to pull back due to other infrastructural bottlenecks.
>>61499262That's sensible.
>>61499080TSLA is poking at all time highs and isn't breaking through upper resistance, so I would expect it to stall and maybe even pull back. But I'm a brainlet so who knows.
>>61499240No, they actually genuinely believe he has six hundred billion dollars in his bank account ready to spend or be stolen from him to spend on solving world hunger.
its over. xmas cancelled. new year will be blood red
>>61499310Stop spouting buy signals while my short is open douchebag.
>>61499310bottom signal
>>61499311i'm only up 2.33% todayITS LITERALLY OVERRACE WAR NOWGAS THE SOMALIS
>>61499311i doubt anyone itt has short positions right now. you arent smart enough
>>61499310A wise rapping dog once said "you gotta believe!"
>>61499278At some point things have to pull back. The reason tech became anywhere near a powerhouse at all was because it eventually became affordable enough for everyone to have it.The tech giants don't realize or care that they're spelling the doom of a 50 year old tech industry by ripping it out of the hands of the ordinary person. The normalfag doesn't need a high-end phone, PC, or video game console. They can live without those and find other hobbies, and the realization of that happening would result in a tech winter harsher than the dot com bubble ever was. Nobody wants that and I doubt they'll let it get to that point.
>>61499311bottom signal
>>61499322I'm in SOXS but I opened too early. 3.2 from like 2 weeks ago, luckily I have balls of steel
>>61499330ur gonna learn a harsh lesson if you keep holding soxs that long trust me
>>61499257>They can get free money from loansYou could do the same thing if you owned a house and wanted to take out an equity loan. You could do the same thing if you had equity in your robinhood margin account.What you don't get is that when you take a loan you have to pay it back. When you pay it back, you have to pay cash, which means you create a taxable event to get the cash, whether it's income or cashing out some securities.
>>6149927620% inflation happened in the late 1970s. It was accompanied by 40 year 20% T-bills.
>go on reddit>theyre bitch about trump wanting cheap oil>fuck him it's ruining my stockskwab. i voted for cheap oil and i want it cheaper.
>>61499268>image doesn't include NSA MITM HFT
The funny part is that the "Santa Rally" is only just a little over 1% you niggers act like it's 10%+
>>61499380>over 1%
>>61499380>Only 1%If you is got a million dollar portfolio that means you just made $100,000. You do 1% 10 times that means you is have 2 million dollars. Rinse and repeat until youre in the 8 fig club. Never doubt compounding interest.
>>61499396Nigger the people here don't have a million dollar portfolio
>>61499365They should have already made a ton of money in the last admin after they stopped fracking for like a year and a half, crude oil doubled almost overnight back then. Trump wanting cheap gas has been a thing since 2017.
How badly will Trump announcing the end of federal income tax rug the bond market?
>>61499380
>my fucking brokerage app keeps asking me to bet on sports I have six figures in robinhood and every day I'm reminded that I deserve to lose every cent. Should have just opened a fidelity account but no, I had to get excited over the easy options access.
>>61499408took mathematicians 100 years. ai did it in 6 hours. just the start.
$ilber
>>61499417im surprised people still use rh after the gamestop fiasco and i heard about them not wanting to give you your money back over someshit.
>>61499417Fidelity's not any better. It sends me notifications to setup a beneficiary for my accounts every other day when my broker KNOWS I'm a 5ever alone certified gooncel.
>>61499396The problem is you have to do this consistently or taxes eat you alive, or have some kind of evasion plan where your assets actually belong to XYZ LLC in sri lanka where you happen to have a contact with an important banker who looks the other way. Either ways, you're walking a tight rope to make dividends that way. This is why most super-rich millionaires just let jewish money managers group it all together with mostly-performing ETFs.
>>614993961% is $10k
SPY 680 0DTE calls locked in lets fucking go smiggies!
>>61499408AI bros I'm thinking we're back
>Trump to address the US tomorrow nightWar with Venezuela confirmed he just declare fent a WMD and classified Venezuelan gangs as terrorist orgs
>>61499430Literally everybody did the hold on GME, not just Robinhood.
>>61499469He's going to pull a Liz Truss with federal income tax and get BTFO by the bond market.
>>61499430>still cries about robinhood despite it not being the only brokerage who screwed over the short squeezeLemme guess youre 50+ and mad that your little trading club is now filled to the brim with zoomers making more money in 1 year than you did in 30 years trading stocks?
>>61499469Gonna laugh my ass off when the USA gets BTFO in gorilla warfare lasting 1 year minimum.
>>61499191NOOOOOOOOO! It can't end like this! I was supposed to get rich off the market!!!!>>61499417>fidelityKek>send in some money>takes a long time to settleNo just no. It's not my fault they cant handle things right, I can just go elsewhere. If you look it up you just get a bunch of seething boomers on reddit screaming skill issue and that you're supposed to manually send the money to an obscure bank account that is somehow linked to Fidelity. Lel at all these extra hurdles and that massive wait time just for the money to settle.
I hate palantir with all my heart. If I every meet Alexis Karp I will call him the most creative slurs imaginable while I beat his face in and piss in his mouth.
Uh oh
>>61499021Reeeee I knew I shouldve not bought in!!!!! I just need 1 big enough pump so I can drop these bags
>>61498357What the fuck is this new captcha holy shit, im too autistic for this.
The past 20 years it would have been better to hold gold than buy this shit
I've been buying sso and TQQQ for the last month, can we go up now? Thanks for your attention to this matterWhat the fuck is with the captcha holy fuck
>>61499517You're going to get drafted prepare for the Chanukah rugpull
>>61499528"seeing" you, kek
>>61499528
>>61498357
>>61499528oh shit after hour announcement. Loading up on outs expiring Friday. Free money.
>shorting something that looks overvalued>crabs for minutes on end>get bored and close my position>immediately begins dumping after I exitEvery time
>>61499528I don't know how the fuck you're going to start a war today. When I was a kid all media was about killing muslims in the middle east. Movies, songs, vidya. Heard The Angry American play on the school bus every single day for years. Call of Duty too boring? Well, you've got Halo but the plots' still about a cool American-flavored spaceman blowing away religious fanatics. Half my class wanted to join the army. Look at us now. If Mr Orange wants us to go to war, he forgot to prime us with a few years of propaganda. No child is going on tiktok and getting hyped for the military. What do they have? That hot bitch who dances sexy in front of tanks. That's IT. Even the republican kids are getting impressed by Indian retvrnshit that has zero loyalty to the American military enterprise, and the liberal kids are communists. And among normie media everyone is a peacenik now except for the most stringent neolibs. Nobody wants to join a fucking army. I don't think it's gonna happen for that reason alone, the public appetite for a war can't get lower.
Yikes
>>61499496other than the spelling mistake qrd?
/smg/ is deaddid everyone get liquidated?
>>61499609Think it's just the fuckass captcha
>>61499571The plan is to crash the economy and make military jobs the only way to get a solid income.>>61499609Surprised nobody is talking about weed stocks (buy UGRO btw). Also the new captcha is filtering people.
>>61499609it's the fuckass captcha. i have to do an additional step now because 4chanx hasn't updated to work with it properly. market wise i am board and fine.
>>61499619>boardyou know, that wasn't even an autocorrect. i typed that manually.
>>61499459Easy money smiggas
>New captchaSo anons, how are you enjoying your briefly-bot-free experience?
>>61499609i went to the indoor trackthe market can resume crabbing now that i have returned
>>61499609the new captcha is fucking terrible
IREN at this price is an easy 5 bagger by EOY 26I'm all in my smiggersDEATH TO THE NEW CAPTCHA
>>61499609I'm right here anon. But this cancerous captcha is keeping me away and on twitter mostly.
>>61499635dont forget to by NBIS too kek
my QQQ doin a lil sum
>>61499640Help me understand twitter, what do I look for similar to og smg?
>>61499629>briefly-bot-free Checked 4stats, /pol/ hasn't taken a hit in activity so I don't believe bots have been affected (or maybe they didn't put the new captcha on that board).
>>61499652tiny hat bots made the new captchas so obviously they can bypass them. gosh... the real question is why were they implemented today?
Has /smg/ pivoted to precious metals yet?
>>61499396>1%
Agreed
>>61499661pivoted into tesla instead
>>61499634absolutely useless for augury.
What sector is bringing SPY down compared to QQQ today? Fucking pisses me off cus I put my call ducks in SPY and not QQQ.
>>61499650Honestly there's no replacement for smg. Twitter is not good, full of bots, 3rd worlders, etc.
>>61499673You're bringing it down dumbass.
>>61499609the captcha keeps the bots awaywhat youre seeing now here are actual peopleand I like it
>>61499673
>>61499678I've been here for years, last 12ish months have been the worst. There's not a single good play coming from here. The fuck
>>61499684Intel was good
>>61499683wow energys getting heemed, at least uuuu came pre heemed so im all green today
>>61499684At least there isn't any baggie cope.
>>61499658>small hatsImo the new captcha is to throw a wrench at proxyposters. >>61499684This, I honestly think all the good posters went into PMs/commodities
>>61499684i shill gregs every thread but you pakis think i'm joking
>>61499712I'll bite, what's the play
>>61499635Full Porting my cheque Friday
>>61499708>proxyposters.>he knows
>>61499712Love me greggs
>>614997171. buy greggs2. eat sosij rollsthe peoples republic of bongistan is desperate to pump their economy so they're going to be doing a massive capital influx, but their only growth industry is infinite muslims which need to eatsimple as
>>61499712InvestEDD much?
late rally pump especially meta
>>61499730hired a PI to follow edd, i buy calls whenever he enters
Here we go power half hour we're ending flat ooooo
Totally not fake and very heterosexual end of day pump
>>61499746dont think just enjoy the bobussy
Dont worry will be back to red (green) tomorrow
>>61499721Stripped all my .png images with a script just in case, ended up overwriting a bunch of my touhou pictures but it is what it is.
There is now one Nanachi in this thread. May lucky gains come to your poterfolio
>Unemployment miss>yeah let's pumpThis is like the Oracle and AI shit. Just pump til it actually breaks.
Damn bros I can't believe how totally real and heterosexual this last second surge is
>>61499684GAMB & GRRR & MDA & IREN & GRG are solid plays for 2026
>>61499756ruh oh max pain for spy on witching is 665
>>61499609No, I'm busy "working". Nvida is a $5 company btw.
>>61499764>>61499746The worst part of all this is fuckin TSLA. The market is completely ruined by cultists.
>>61499770then short it pussy
>>61499761Thank you anony. I hope you sudden gains too (and that reminds me, I hope Chieposter is okay too)
>>61499773Who says I'm not? Why are you so defensive?
>https://www.fool.com/investing/2025/12/16/oracle-broadcom-concerns-ai-stocks/>oracle is going to need to increase its debt by another 30% to build out the data centers it has promised>it's yields are already in junk bond territory and climbing even further over 7%>Moody's and S&P have reduced their credit outlook to "negative">Morgan Stanely, Barclays, JPMorgan, Bank of America, and Citigroup are all warning Oracle as well citing cash depletion and cost of insuring it's debt as funding starts to hit its limit
>>61499777>Who says I'm not?me
>>61498937Kek same, maybe thats why i find this captcha better
>>61499402I have a million denar portfolio. Does that count? Maybe even a little?
>>61499770After they do a 100:1 split, maybe
>>61499684It was pretty good in 2020. Wish I made it, then I wouldn't be stuck coming back here. No point posting here if I made it. Though even without making it I've left this place several times
Last year when unemployment jumped the market ended red. And back then rates were higher, more room to cut. Now? There's less room. The yields are almost at the same level. The unemployment is even higher. And the market doesn't care. This is either a fuckin trap or fuckin retarded.
>>61499809embrace clown world, sure it'll crash eventually but being rational wont save you anyways so why worry
>>61499809The yields now are actually higher on the long end.
dip buyers turn the fuck up
>>61499819
>>61499758>Stripped all my .png images with a script just in caseprobably a good idea, on my phone i saved a post from an anon talking more in detail about this
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!!
>>61499831-$98.40 (-1.67%)I will swing MU earnings with the cash I have
>>61499831+0.56%
>>61499831+3.54%Sold some more CCs and rolled one for some upside protection. Still, didn't make up for yesterday's heeming. It's ok though
>>61499831Today: -0.95%This Week: -1.00%This Month: -0.64%This Year: -46.62%
>>61499831buy every dip simple as
>>61499831It went
>>61499831>>61499841
>>61499831>ding posting in a 350+ post threadworst /smg/ever
>>61499831+0%I didn't play today. Historically I do bad on Tuesdays.
>>61499854my brother in yakub you need at least some yakub exposure
>>61499831-0.04%
>>61499831not checking. What's the deal with this new captcha?
I genuinely can't fucking belidve that people are still buying Musk's ten years old robotaxi lies.
>>61499860small hats want you to train new algorithmsalso to make it even more bot friendly
>>61499860idk but mine has gotten easier today (less choices to choose from than at the beginning of the day)
>>61499528it's time
>>61499785The real question is who the fuck buys corporate yields, but anyway this is mega bearish for AIcucks.>>61499831+$1.11>>61499860Rapeape trying to btfo proxyposters.
>>61499861Elon showed a 5 second video of an EMPTY CAR!!!Stock goes +10000000000000%
>>61499304DAMMIT! Fuck Me.
I am going to bake.>>61499528Either that or weed stocks will moon.
>>61499875i cant figure out if the tiny hats love him or hate him... who am i kidding they love him but they did a pretty good job convincing goys of the opposite a few years ago when he went on cnbc to talk about his trans son
>>61499875And that's just the thing, even if his autonomous cars didn't suck ass, who cares? He hasn't made any progress in actually getting unattended driving to be broadly legalized, and even if he did, the total value of the entire taxi industry IN THE WORLD is less than 20% of Tesla's market cap!
>>61499885line goes up blud not sure what you expected
>>61498705What's autocomplete about AI being able to create a full scale market report for me in 2 minutes
>>61499528>and THE BEST IS YET TO COMEhere comes santa clause here comes santa clauseright down santa clause lane!
>>61499897Low level progtards hate him, but he's in bed with Israel and the tech right, so elder heebs have no problem with him. Which is obvious, you can't be an unsanctioned billionaire in the west.
>>61499898nigga this is about a prospective spacex->terafab cheap energy datacenter play, robotaxis are so 2024 get with the times old man
>>61498799you know nothing about history, all of that bar ukraine has been happening daily for the past 70 years
>>61499922>>61499922>>61499922Baked
>>61499908>Which is obvious, you can't be an unsanctioned billionaire in the west.yea but when Rachel Maddow and the rest of the progtards get so vocal it just muddies the waters a bit, but i do agree with everything you said and im still kicking myself for selling my TSLA for 25% loss in April 2024 right before the rocket ship took off.
>>61499898That is not competitive wirh taxis only but more that one family, or two families have kne very expensive car that takes them around and parks by itself, goes to the store...
>>61499885Learn technical analysis friendo.1 look at the chart and anyone could tell tesla wasn't done rallying.
>>61499684ELAN went up 4% today, i was going to shill it yesterday but forgot
>>61499900He can't keep getting away with it.
>>61499794Mhm, maybe
>>61499380thats because finance jews are naughty and only get the runoff, portfolios of good boys and girls are guaranteed 10%
>>61499402Everyone here is deca+millionaire
>>61499665Why wouldn't this workJust promise $1 million to every AmericanMost popular president in history
Ctrl+F captcha. 28And it expired typing this post
Do I have to be an accredited investor to buy spacex private equity? When will they be releasing their prospectus?
Someone tell sprouts Farmers market to go ahead and sprout for me
