Dancing in Chireiden edtion>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61498357
>>61499922crashing with no survivors
IVVTSLA
>Firefox CEO adding AI into browserOh for fucks sake, this bubble needs to pop already
Boy am I glad I never tried to short TSLA
Just saw a middle-aged woman wearing ahegao pants.
>BREAKING: Crude oil price falls to $55, the lowest since early 2021.tankerbros..... are we, dare I say it, back?
>>61499922Tell me why I shouldn't Full port NBISAlso if you cant use new Captcha youre re
Damn just look at TSLA, there must be some hot news to justify this pump
>>61499930>crashing with no survivorsthere's a nigger in the wood pile!
>>61499937why is it even going up?absolutely stupid
>>61499831Up only .4%
>>61499939where can i find a junior miner wearing ahegao pants
15th
>>61499954be honest with yourself for a moment, even if you could find one theyd want nothing to do with you.
>>61499952>onlythats .4% more than yesterday fren! gj!
>>61499951Elon released more lies about cybertaxi.Maybe it worked because of available retard money due to the crypto sell off
G-guys? the futes?
>>61499946Tim Dillon, is that you??
>>61499959Who said they had a choice?What's an ahegao pants anyway
>>61499988pants with the face your mom makes at smg meetups
>>61499951People buy TSLA because line goes upLine goes up because people buy TSLAIt works well until it doesn't
>>61499989This face? I did not think women were into corpses
Japan is going to announce that they'll keep hiking indefinitely.
>>61500004THAT'S ME
>>61500004ofc they are, it goes with their monster fucking fetish
Chat, am I cooked? Just a few 0DTEs and I can pay it I swear
>>61499922How do you guys invest your money? What is your "philosophy"? How did you learn it?
>>61500013LE HECKING CARRY TRADERINOS UTTERLY UNIRONICALLY AND UNEQUIVOCALLY BTFO
>>61500026max out all your cards and do one big bet with max margin you're fucked anyways so milk them for as much as you can>>61500038gooning on the floor and analyzing the patterns
>>61500026Just don't pay it broThe fuck lil Schlomo gon do
>>61500013So they had the lowest interest rates in the world for like 30 years and now they suddenly cant stop hiking?Does anyone have the feeling these people dont know what theyre doing?
>>61499951Probably because it's the only thing that's not built on lies and hopium. I mean there's plenty of that too, but all the other new tech is shitting the bed. AI, Quantum, Graphics Cards, Software companies outsourcing "research" to India? Only TSLA is actually showing anything.
>>615000380DTEs trading my whole account value each tradeI learned it by getting fucked by Trump's liberation day and the AI bubble while all my credit is maxed out and I survived the past 3 months with single digits in my bank account.>>61500041I already got a loan and used it for 0DTEs and lost it allFunnily enough I just recovered what I lost from that loan from not trading like shit in the past 3 months, but since I bet my entire account in each trade, each trade is survival or dying. At least until I string a longer streak of wins and the account starts compounding like crazy.
>>61499959>>61499988Maybe if she was wearing ahegao pants she'd be fucked up enough that even someone like me might have a chance
How to cope with feelings of hopelessness?
>>61500076Realize that it gets nothing done (and that it feels good to feel good) and stop having it
>>61500026this nigga used 101% of his available credit
>>61499940>silver is worth more than oilbased total fracker death>>61500076Stop feeling hopeless and stack precious metals via scrounging for ewaste; even scrounging for copper is better than doing nothing.
>even the Boglehead "index" investors are sounding the alarm>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xPlZUzJbJc>suggests tilting towards small caps and value
>>61500057>in indiathose trainees better be launching my bluebird 6!
>>61500089Bullish for UGRO
>>61500089since bogle cucks are always wrong i'm full porting into nvdu and tsll
>>61500089im 20 seconds in to this video and can already tell that the info to be taken from the videro is to go all in NVDA directly
>>61500098HOLY based>AIGODS
>>61500038vibes, serendipity, gut feelings, intuition, astrology.
>>61500098yes sir
My CPAC did well today
>>61499831Up 1.3%. It feels like nothing after a 13% drop.
>>61499941Nebius is a newly minted 50+ stock. Before, it was under that. There's not much history yet to prove that it can play in the 80s leagues. Personally, I have sold a long-dated put running on them, at 65, which was back then deep in the money. I think 80 is maybe a bit stretched currently, 70-something might be more natural for early 2026. 100 is of course also reasonable, because Nebius will scale a lot, like it might not take long until it's in Europe's top 5 biggest tech.
are we still bullish on google stock going $320+?
>>61500134Completely agree with you on it being one of the big tech companies coming out of Europe (has good footing from former Yandex days) will watch it closely these following next 2 weeks for entry as I think we see some sort of recovery going into the end of the month.
>>614995284 hours until the announcement, will probably be a nothingburger>>61498830You don't
Same with Iren anon :3
>one barely green day>/smg/'s mean IQ drops back down 50 points
>>61500153It's tomorrow tho innit
>>61500089It's an air pocket
>>61500089>>61500101>>61500112i actually took a nice little SNOOZE while listening to that video. seems like a smart fella... or a fart smella, i forget which one
>>61500158Genius often seems like idiocy to dullards
>>61500171No, green days bring out the actual idiots. The easy money during the AI mania runup has attracted a bunch of dumbasses.
>>61500158>>61500171from the set off when it came to scriptshe could hardly bragyou see its the result of concentration AND lolly gag
frebns do i sell everything and go into cash for the next 6 months? not a regular just poping in. everyone seems gloomy.
>>61500188If it seems gloomy why not put it in SPX?
>>61500089dont careim still buying a may 2026 SOXS callyou wont stop me because you cantim still buying NFE and GAMBchug on my chodeI made 117% swinging SPY 0dtes todaythis new captcha is like a fucking IQ test
>>61500188You're going to get a bunch of overleveraged retards telling you to buy their bags.
this last part on the cisco bubble came from short sellers like druckenmiller covering their positions. Short sellers always too early
So today was pretty brutal. I just said fuck it a spent all my cash on slurping and walked away. I really could use an “I boggled” post right about now.
>>61500195already mostly in SPX desu
>>61500038I put my money into dividend paying stocks and triple leveraged etfs
>Nintendo dumped -20% these last few days because of muh RAMWhy is the market so retarded? Do they think they just buy on sight and didn't seal multi-years contracts by the end of last year already?How fucking dumb can the market be, Jesus.
>>61500138Right now I'd hold off buying Google. It looks to be currently in a retracing mode and might be caught in the undertow of the AI correction currently unfolding. It doesn't really have more news to report that would warrant much appreciation -- they just released their money horse from the stables, Gemini 3. Also, GPT-5.2 came out which apparently is even smarter than Gemini. They need to watch out, OpenAI isn't out of the picture yet. It's like a sports movie. Does the team with the big stadium usually win?
Guys, just a WILD THOUGHT:What if Ukraine war it's really going to end. Which industrial/construction companies would've a bigger part of the pie in the rebuilding of the country?
>>61500188>cashTrump's new fed appointee is going to open up the money printers so buy precious metals.>>61500225If anything Nintendo is the least affected company from this because their consoles have historically been underpowered.
>>61500233
>>61500233Putler has no plans for peace
>>61500241>India TribuneAnybody dumb enough to think this is ending soon deserves to lose money.
Slovakia
>>61500233If it ends anytime soonKBR, HAL, and BLK
>>61500233The stocks of a number of german companies have already shot higher because of itBilfinger. Hochtief, Heidelberg Materials etc
>>61500244you think so?
>>61500038I set out to invest in the companies and people that make my life better.1. Companies that treat their employees reasonably well2. Companies that I enjoy doing business with or have a good vision for the future3. Absolutely no investment in unfree countries or countries opposed to western interestsIt's mostly worked so far. I even made money investing in Ukraine before the war and got to feel like a pro by holding my position right until I saw that US drone break and run for the border in 2022.>>61500188The stock market is like a toilet seat - it goes up and it goes down. Just chill for a day or two and it will come back.
>>61500269I meant OTAN
>>61500274>stocks come back up two days later>>61500202
>>61500308Saved.
Best time to buy low cost crude producers. And potentially refiners/tankers going into next year.
>>61500317but oil keeps going down?
i guess i cant deny it anymoreai dashcams is just gonna bleed or crab until summer of 2026
Is that Intellectual that was Shilling information about MRAM here? I have a few questions for him.
Why can't we manage our finances well like Greece?
>>61500038I learned about index funds. Then I learned about the total market beta return. Then I learned about factor returns. Then I learned about dividends. And now I just don't care at all if a crash will happen or not
CPI is going to be hot on Thurs right? you're buying 1dte puts tomorrow right?
SILJ setup
Test. I’m too retarded for this capcha. I just want to shill weed
Why didn't this reality come to an end on 9/11? Why are we still here in bad timeline? Nothing in this economy makes sense anymore. Humanity already achieved everything by early 2000s, what's the point of biz anymore? We're never getting off this rock or achieving AGI. Everything past 2012 has been some humiliation ritual by some supernatural beings.
if nbis drops to $70, anybody full porting in?
>>61500363How do people keep complaining about this capcha? Do you not know basic shapes? Can you not count to 3?
>>61500376Sorry but the dots one is broken.>Find the image different from the others>Image with 1 dot>Image with 2 dots>Image with 3 dots>Image with 4 dotsOkay?
>>61500324Buy low and wait
>>61500370I'll tell you one thing, if those planes hit the Empire State Building, it would still be standing
>>61500353its going to come in cool and then we get an emergency 50bp cut
>>61500380Okay yeah you retards actually can't count
>>61500204this is all I do and I'm up hundreds of %. I have $2.00 AMD still. some people panic here over a 3% red day but my portfolio is evergreen. you took the first step for success.
>all in into vtit's boring desu, i want to allocate 5% into something, was thinking about small cap value because muh compensated risks, but i want to gamble, any meme stock on the sight?
Who in the fuck came up with this retarded fucking captcha? Spam wasn't even an issue on 4chan.
>>61500448JUST COUNT THE DOTS
>>61500435funny i sold my index funds and most my other shit except for a couple smallcaps and a defensive stock (loblaws)buying VT is basically being ok buying NVDA/AMD/ oracle etc etc and i am not ok with that right nowill buy back after NVDA and AMD also go -40% like oracle
>>61500461Bottom signal
>>61500455No, fuck you. I should be paid to post on this half-dead basket-weaving forum full of degenerates and scum, not hassled before every post.
>>61500448>He still thinks Captchas are for fighting spam Bro Captchas are used to train ai. Also wtf I don't understand what the captcha is asking.>All pictures are 1 or 2 balls except one has 3>Choose the pic with 3>WrongWtf ..
>>61500477>Captchas are used to train aiactual midwit take
Does anyone have stocks that go up relative to gold? Sp500 is a depreciating asset.
>>61500477>Bro Captchas are used to train ai.It's not 2018 anymore anon. We're way past that.
>>61500448keep clicking nigga AI is holding up the economy nomy and it needs fresh training data
>>61500466wouldnt that be nicethats why im still holding a couple pennyscams after all, like almost mid 6-figs amount into them because im retarded, and 6-figs cash as well so i can still buy a house even if the pennyscams dont work out
>>61500498Gold mining stocks obviously
>>61500498Weed
>Crude oil cheaper>Entire tech industry getting shafted by AI, laptops/phones/consoles/etc. getting nerfed with less RAM, people pissed at rising prices of video games, ads on fridges and so on2026 is going to be hell on earth unless you are a stock market bobo
I bought Adobe stock because the earnings consistently go up and AI is fake and gay. Yesterday I had to compress a pdf file from 5.5 MB down to less than 5 MB. I tried doing it with Adobe Acrobat Pro (paid for by the university) for 45 minutes and failed. Just retarded issue after retarded issue which I googled to no success. I gave up and downloaded some opensource software and got what I wanted in like 1 minute and now I want to sell the stock.Holy shit what a fucking trash company. Why do people keep shoveling money down their undeserving throats?
>>61500597?? Adobe is down YTD, 1 year, 5 year, and 40% off its ATH.
>>61500597if you think ai is fake then you should be buying Gartner stock the business that's supposedly being threatened ai
>>61500597Lightroom has been completely unusable on PC for 2 years now, coincidental with AI shit, and jeetcoding certainly didn't help. When I end up throwing out of the window more than 12 years of use and experience, alongside a very big catalog, to migrate to Capture 1, you know something is very wrong.
>>61500597Idk but I've already troonsitioned off of Microsoft Office. Screw that software when my free open source works just fine. Free of that $100+ garbage. Now all I need is a replacement to the OS. No not Linux, I need something that can play video games without issue and the only contender is Steam OS, all I need for it to have now is basic OS functionality and I can drop this steaming pile of garbage called Windows 11 OS. It's more broken than Windows 10. Just random things that keep going wrong. If the market wasn't so manipulated I'd buy puts on Microsoft. The newer generation seems ready to bail on using the OS, more so with how many bullshit practices they keep shoving/wanting to shove into their OS's.
>>61500642linux will play most games though steam now. I've even played alot of "unsupported" games on Linux through steam just fine.
>>61500642Linux isnt what you think it is. Its pretty beginner friendly and you dont have to use the terminal. Mint is almost exactly like Windows without Microsoft. I don''t know about gaming. Wine can run some games, but its always a struggle.
>>61500642I would go complete freeware if it weren't for powerpoint. Powerpoint fucks, Libre Impress sucks dick
>>61500656>>61500659Ime the few people I know using Linux have trouble with Windows only capable games. Not much reason to jump to Linux if I'm losing out on that. It's why I'm banking on Steam OS going full OS functionality.
>>61500507that sounds pretty ominous bro what are the captchas training now??
>>61500590Bobina never gets to cum blud
We're about to regime change an oil rich nation. I would not invest in oil until at least the third year of Trump.
>>61500669Onlyoffice has a powerpoint clone that's not entirely shit
>>61500713nothing ever happens. Its like you people never learn
>>61500717it is not a happening but it is literally happening at this very moment
>>61500642My company has abandoned MS Office too without really telling anyone and IT were next to none existent in transitioning to libre, so everyone resorted to a variety of ways to pass info around; from taking pictures on their phones and sending it on in email or converting everything to pdf. >holy shot this crapure
I’m going to water my yard with oil when it’s cheaper than water
test
>>61500642>>61500682The only trouble you're going to have is with multiplayer slop games that use kernel level anticheat.>steam OSLiterally just linux.
>>61500732we still barely use MS office. but all of our critical simulation stations got moved to Linux because IT couldn't "validate" W11 whatever that means.
Why did the market rally exactly when trump announced he's banning all palestinians from entering the us?
>>61500713Brazil is another South American (potentially) oil rich country too they’re just utterly useless and corrupt in abstracting. Venezuela would be that x10. Try getting competent workers there while the population is taking random pop-shots at them. You could leave them offshore and let a few kike diplomats take a bullet but still, not ideal.
>>61500753ok retard the country full of border hoppers that dream of making it to the US aren't going to neck themselves for Maduro when the US comes to them. It's regime change not an invasion.
We need a crash to clear the low IQ filth out of /smg/.
>>61500053Anon the last time the japs knew how to run their economy was the 1970's
>>61500777Okay dickhead lets see. Big oil lover here but the consistent murder rate there makes even old school Baltimore blush. Everything would have to be conducted offshore which is a chicken and egg scenario; you have to be onshore first to do build that. Going via Guyana is probably the best bet but you still need lots of boots there as it’s full of niggers.
>>61500817>picresponse?I dont waste my money on stupid shit like a nigger
>>61500597I'm long figma for this reason, everyone who uses adobe fucking hates it
>>61500817I guess we'll settle for letting the venecos extract the oil and we'll just seize the tankers as they leave. Either way, oil is getting cheaper the next 2 years
>>61500803Based but not gonna happen
>>61500597>Yesterday I had to compress a pdf file from 5.5 MB down to less than 5 MB.you didn't "have to". stop trying to solve the wrong problems.
>>61500867why not have the smallest lossless files possible? anon has the right sentiment, these dinosaur companies are decades behind literal hobby GitHub projects. shits embarrassing.
>>61500825>response Not a car guy, if there’s a flood my 4x4 air vents are 1.5 metres off the ground. Good luck telling the time and walking through it.
>>61500233>What if Ukraine war it's really going to endIf you listen to what the retarded Euros are saying, and the expansion of attacks against Russia ships and subs, it does not look like the Euros are willing to let the war end. Still good chance its going to expand
>>61500803The captcha is already doing that
>>61500317>tankerswhich ones?
>>61500330>i guess i cant deny it anymoreaccept your fate AI dashcam anon
What’s the bottom in coreweave?
>>61500331Its the guy who posts AI slop anime girls.
TMF bros is it our time?
>>61500946so a man of culture and taste
>>61500925captcha is only filtering jeets, not humans of low iq
>>61500233>Which industrial/construction companies would've a bigger part of the pie in the rebuilding of the country?NVDA
>silver futes
>>61500920>it does not look like the Euros are willing to let the war endUn fucking believable. REPEAL NATO. Let them fend for themselves. #DEFUND NATO#AN ATTACK ON 1 IS JUST AN ATTACK ON THAT 1#THERES ANOTHER NIGGER IN THE WOODPILE
>>61500004RIP
>>61500987This
>>61501007WTFWTWGMIno jinx
just asked chatgpt about my new trading strategy, and it said "This strategy is not stupid", but "not stupid" was in bold. so was it stupid?
>>61501027yes
>>61500987At the current USDCAD rates, I now have $20k physical
>>61501042based.
>>61501042I've got $222K US physical
>>61500987>>61501022>>61501042>>61501056>>61501067CPI is going to be an absolute shitshow tomorrow. How high is the Fed going to let inflation go before they stop sitting on their hands? It's the 1970s all over again.
So many people sleeping on the couch in the neighborhood: https://x.com/ericjackson/status/2001026434689610080
>>61501115your dads sleeping on the couch while i plow your mom
>>61501095CPI is on Thursday
>>61501067Buy me lunch tomorrow I want chik fil a
>>61500809What if they actually know exactly what they're doing and the BoJ rugpulls the planet and wins the monopoly game?
>>61500053Its an open secret in japan that their central bank is not controlled by them but by America's.
>>61501161revenge for the lost decade
buy gas companies btwand not the shitty south american trash, chevron, shell, whichever of these fucks are publically traded and send california oilthey're going to jack the prices up and fuck the californians hard in my opinion
what oil stocks will be effected by venezuelan war?Will defense stocks like raytheon be effected?
>>61501173we missed you bun schizo where have you been
>>61501173Weed tho. Thanks to the anon who mentioned ugro
>>61501175Wut mean?
>>61501214he's retarded and thinks something is going to happen
>>61500882that guy rocks the JNCOs pretty hard ngl
>>61501214If trump invades venezuela will defense stocks like Rayhteon be effected?What oil stocks will be effected by the ongoing blockage of venezuela?
Every day he speaks markets poop their pants.
>>61501236I don't think we import from Ven
>that'll be one US GDP, please
>>61501244lmao
>>61501229There has to be a reason Trump declares Fentanyl a Weapon of Mass Destruction. It doesn't even make sense, but this shit reeks like Iraq.Yet at the same time, the only safe source for Fentanyl is China. So, that makes it somewhat uneffective, except he wants to invade China.Most likely targeted at Venezuela, the same way he claims they are trafficking Fentanyl and not Cocaine
>>61501244they're all right though, z is for urba
>>61501244Xray fish got me loling
>>61501244kek, this is the future
>>61501242The fact that he announced his annoucement for after hours means its going to be brutal.
>>61501244reminder this fucking thing cost $500 billion to make
>>61501244
>>61501254it makes perfect sense if you have the kindergarten level understanding that congress is uselessit gives him latitude with executive orders, this isnt complicated
I turned 200 in 1k then turned 1k into 75 dollars. Someone should hire me.
>>61501254It will be a fiery but mostly peaceful regime change, not a war. Oil will get cheaper
>>61501243>I don't think we import from Venoil crude futures were affected
Aura is the most BROWNcoded word I've seen this year, I think.And I consider myself brown. Whenever I see somebody use/post it, I immediately think of an Indian. And it actually gets used quite a lot.
>>61501285Yeah but all young people are brown now, so it's also zoomer coded
>>61501167ai is doing pretty amazing things babe. and i'd say that's a good result considering the prompt and the tool used. some things are hard to improve no matter how much work you put into them, take yourself for instance. but the potential is truly limitless with ai, and it's just going to keep getting better.i love you and i'm thinking of you. have to get to the gym though.
Babé it's cold outside
>>61501316oops, wrong quote. was gonna tell you ours, and also theres, is controlled by europe, but don't want to have that discussion right now. be well darling.
>>61501285for me x-coded is the balckest of nigger slang of the year. You just know whoever says it is a straight gorilla.>>61501320You can't sing this one anymore
>>61501173Chevron pumps a lot of oil in Venezuela
>>61501302It actually makes me cringe a little. I could not use it unironically.>>61501337I never heard of "x-coded". Womp womp
should I get a few weed stocks before trump announces trump bud tomorrow night.
>>61501244lgtm. That's better than 99.9999% of the workforce at least.
>>61499951People are finally realizing that Tesla is a vertically integrated AI play. The problem with all the other AI plays is that they're waiting for the rest of the economy to figure out how to use it to boost their margin - or to be more blunt, how to make as many employees redundant as possible. With Tesla, their path forward is clear. They're going to replace most drivers with Robotaxi. They'll probably replace all sorts of people with Optimus.This doesn't just affect taxis and Uber. You have to think of the second and third order effects of the cost of transportation being driven down by more than half. I'm not sure even public buses will survive this.
>>61501386>driven down
>>61501244Just asked Grok, it says it did it in 7,6 sec but it was quicker in my opinion. It basically loaded it in 2-3 secs. No clue why it says 7 sec when I watched it.
>>61501376you should go all in on weeklies
>>61501397ah well being fast makes up for being wrong as we all know
>>61501397this is laughably bad
>>61501397>Kangaroo are so powerful that they leave their letter to fuck with the tiger that stole from the lionsHow are Australians even alive?
>>61501397It's so weird that it understands the task and then still fucks it up.Did it again, and it got a lot worse. Maybe my prompt is not the best, but wanted to try it differently. It skips the fuckin A despite clearly giving the command to go A to Z.
>4.6% unemployment SQUARELY FOCUSEDUSE OUR TOOLSMY COLLEAGUES AND I
>>61501412the problem is that thing has no clue what its doingits just a stastical machine tuned by millions of indians
>>61501412>fifeAyyo my man phife diggy he got something to say!
>>61501412Ask it to draw a poster where it declares publicly traded companies for each letter represented in andromorphic form as anime girls
I'm going all in on MUU tomorrow and if it doesn't pay off I'll full port and DCA into Intel from here on
>>61501424>Ask it to draw a poster where it declares publicly traded companies for each letter represented in andromorphic form as anime girlsThis but unironically
>>61500038>How do you guys invest your money?Say about 70% in index funds. About 20% in leveraged index funds (TQQQ, UPRO), with covered calls sold at aggressive strike prices, I'm OK with losing the shares and re-buying them at a higher price. About 10% is cash, for flexibility. I then sell naked XSP puts against the entire portfolio.>What is your "philosophy"?Try to beat the market, even if only slightly>How did you learn it?I tried others. Lost six figures. The one above prevents catastrophic losses, and maybe has upside.
>>61501412>it understandsit's called anthropomorphism anon. its just a statistical averaging machine. your looking at the average of a collection of human knowledge in a shitty distorted mirror. because it is human knowledge you want to assign human traits but it's not doing anything behind the scenes except mapping an input to an output.
>>61501440need to hire more indians
>>61501412I just tried a third attempt but it cut me off telling me Grok is currently being heavily used. But it also tells me that I could login. So they just want to force me to register.I used grok on X>>61501440When I say "it understands" I mean it more like a "it correctly executes the demand initially, but then.." Not in a true understanding way, as it seems to not fully understand.
>>61501424Here the direct image
>>61501463For me it's a tossup between the exxon mobile and the ford/Honda waifus
>>61501463too many of the same styles.
>>61501467worth every penny of investment
>>61501467For me it's johnson and johnsonHowever i would not trust this AI to drive me around in a car
>>61501376UGRO
>>61501467>ford girl is a Honda girl>Honda girl is a ford girl
Damn, the ressources this must have cost. It made extralarge pictures, or collected them, don't know.Look at the scrollbar.It seems that now all animals are correct in regards to the letter. Minus the Unicorn at U.But it obviously failed at combining it all in a poster.>>61501488>>61501477I'd probably go Disney, but Exxon has good hair+dresscombo.Second/non-pigtails Qualcomm would also be good.
>>61501542Yak is also very "loose". Enough of it. It does not seem to be able to fulfill the task. Maybe the paid version can, but >I'm not paying for that shit
>>61501542All I know is if you pick the TSLA waifu you are asking for trouble!
>>61499945Lennar is down a bit after hours. Real estate will need a bailout next year along with food and restaurants me thinks. despite the talk of expensive housing, poor people and middle-class houses are crabbing downwards for years now.
>>61501552>YakCall him back When you need some more yakHorshack Doing 80 down the Van Wyck on horseback
whats the play? you have 3 1/2 hours to respond
>>61500317XOMX ERX NRGU
>>61501556Ye, something with her mouth is different. It's like that weird line at the edge of the eye of that one Pepe. Gotta mean something
I admire you guys that can throw your entire portfolio from one stock to another. I don’t think I can full port any one stock
Did anyone here ever have issues closing option positions with amounts like 10K or 20K or more on Robinhood?
Alright /smg/ bring it in>WOOGITY WOOGITY WOOGITY
>>61500188sell everything and go to silver. this is unironically the last stock bull run ever.
>missed out on silver
yo wtf
canceled my request to buy 20 shares of MDLN. At the current mcap the P/E ratio would be 40, which is nearly double that of Mckesson which is a larger compeitor with better long term growth trends. I praydicked it might go up 10-15% after launch and then shit the bed for a few months..
>>61499936What if it's a sexy foxgirl?
>>61501772>praydicked
>>61501765that monkey stirs something in my Portuguese heritage
>>61501781meow
>my trading fuel for 24 hour trading
>CNBC>@CNBC>OpenAI in talks with Amazon about investment that could exceed $10 billionWE ARE SO BACK
>>61501863THAT'S RIGHT NIGGERS THE BULLRUN'S BACK ON NEVER DOUBTED IT
>>61501863Incredibly bearish.
>>61500448:(
I'm shorting MSTR.
ATTENTION ALL ZESTY AND MOIST NIGGAS ON /smg/:We will be hosting our annual zestfest at the lobby of the NYSE on the 20th. Please make sure to observe the dress code and have as much sugar in your tank as you can fit. Bottoms will be let in first to facilitate moistness. Do not disturb the stock wagies but also don't worry, you can be as loud and as proud as you want!This year we have a special speaker, our very own Scott Bussyant! Scott is officially the zestiest treasury secretary in the history of the united states government!
Last chance to buy the dip on Oracle, easy 30% returns by end of Q1 2026
Kek stockfags. I’m rubbing a silver coin on my dick right now. Catch you later losers.
>>61501956HOLY SMOKES, this is 3rd Wave Occupy Wallstreet we've been waiting for.
>>61502009get back in your /cmmg/ containment thread silverfag
>>61502011Please don't compare us to those degenerates.We have finally achieved our goal of having a snowbuny cum slut in the white house. Soon we'll moisten the entire government, and the entire financial system after. Ours is a noble cause.
>>61501271wish you would tell me what's wrong, why you're mad, what i can do to fix things. this isn't the way to build trust and love babe. sometimes i think you just want someone to be miserable with you, to validate the worst things about you. i'll never do that though, no matter how much i want to be with you. i have a better vision than yours, a better mindset, a better approach to life babygirl. and to get the things i want to give you, you'll have to adapt to that. it was my mistake that you would take to it easily, but it's your mistake to resist it the way you are. i love you and am still hoping you'll do right one day.
>>61502009At what point should i rotate from silver to gold. I can't sit on this over priced shit forvyears, but I could with gold.
You now remember Vinfast
>>61501863>$10 billion investment>out of over $1 trillion in spending commitments>1% of their needed operating cashJust watch, it's all going to be in the form of AWS credits, too.
>>61501588Checked
>>61502154>Hey hey people. Black guy here. I drove this <insert turd world EV vehicle> and it's 10x better than a Tesla after spending 20 minutes and 50 miles in it. That's about all. Peace out.<Insert picture of Markass Brownee because 4chan is being retarded>
Just BUY Oracle you dumb fucks.
>>61502149Most ppl start swapping GSR at 60, 50, 40, 30, 25, -ultimately might hit 15:1
>>61502190>20 minutes and 50 miles>150 MPH **average** speed>top speed is even higher
>The director of MIT's Plasma Science and Fusion Center was shot to death last night in his home>https://x.com/davenewworld_2/status/2001008196203557211We are never going to get a clean alternate source of limitless energy
>>61502205Don't worry, it was in a school zone.
Did MU earnings leak
Murmurs of $30 barrel oil next year. What's the maneuver?
WTF TSLA Trannies, $495 now
>>61502257Who tf is buying this dogshit??
>>61502240LOOKS LIKE GUZZLERS'RE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
My Christmas wish is to get a pet Bobo and hug and squeeze him
Airlines finally breaking out what do you think? Also some financials looking really strong. I know what to buy but I'm scared of the markets direction. What if everything start dumping?
>>61502214>gibbs street brooklinei lived around the corner from there, wtf is an mit professor doing living there, its all BU student apartments and high break in and theft rates as niggers pray on students for easy gibsmedats.
Will today (Wednesday) be the day minors perform?
>>61502399lol how do I have 15 posts ITT?! (in this thread)
>Futures>https://youtu.be/KLy07M-oJSM?si=nHs31kmvfK38T27l
>>61502479is that movie worth watching? I've never played that child's game
Now that we know Micron will beat the street with record breaking revenue, is it time to reinflate the AI bubble?
Let's say they there is a massive correction with the AI bubble that creates a global economic crisis, what are the refuge values where one should invest that won't be hit as hard or might even gain from this assuming I don't want to play the shorting game? I was only a careless teen in 2008 so I really have no experience from that.
>>61502522I don't see how anything would gain in the short term except for gold, BTC, silver, etc.It's not the 1970s anymore, there's no small group of AI investors versus a different group of basedbean investors; 90% of the stocks are owned by 10% of the people; when AI crashes they will sell out of everything in their diversified portfolio and move into gold or something.Also it'll be a global recession that takes at least 3 years if not 10 years to recover, 1% of US GDP is invested in AI and like 0.1% of global GDP.
>>61502520Yes sir, we will be back on the track.
will anything happen on the 19th?
when does premarket open?
>>61502490Nah, it sucks balls. The acting in the movie is BAD, only retards went to watch it in theaters for shit posting on tiktok and throwing popcorn everywhere.
>>61502527I see. Thoughts on paper gold or silver ?
I have a friend that worked as a research scientist at a blood bank company, PhD from Duke university with $150+k salary.He and a bunch of other smart people got fucking laid off from the company recently. Reasoning is due to lack of funding from government and......you guessed it, AI being used to cut corners, I shit you not. Word of mouth was that a dozen other blood banks are doing similar shit too and trying to do it quietly. Take that bearish info for what you will, 2026 is gonna be SHIT for job markets in general.
>>61502548we're all gonna get aids from the hospitals now
GMM smash or pass? 0.7 PE kinda tasty.
>>61502548>blood bank company saves itself $150k * however many people were supposedly fired>AI able to just barely maybe do the job good enough>weak regulations, zero government oversight, nominal recourse from any pleb that gets hurt>government money taken away from basic research to be spent on the impending war to cull the 90%Isn't that extremely bullish though? Not for humanity, for the market I mean
>>61502559you already have aids from attending last years annual zestfest (tm)make sure you wear your pozpatch (tm)
>>61502536is it 5am est?
>>61502548AI is an escape goat. 99% of the reason was budget cuts.
>>61502626Anon you do realise the phrase is scape goat right? And hospitals already gave you AIDS now AI will just optimise the delivery system.
>>61502236
Santa Rally begins when the market opens, screencap this post and if I am wrong I will personally paypal everyone who replies USD$100
>>61500233Euros will start using cheap russian gas again and their industry will go up
>>61502661based
>>61500597>Why do people keep shoveling money down their undeserving throats?They pretty much a have a monopoly
Anyone else feeling miserable and sorry for themselves cause of missing out on silver? >webm unrelated
>>61502661Sir
saars
>>61502661I will use that hundo to buy 2 PYPL stonks my smigga :)
>>61501863>imageVery funny! How much would you pay for this video, /biz/?What was the return on capital in the making of this video?
Should I have 1 more coffee before bed?
>>61502696Its barely doubled since covid. You could close your eyes and pick a random stock and would have good chances at getting a better return.
>>61502541>paperWorse than physical but you can still catch part of the wave. Might as well grab some minors too.
>>61502672The EU agreed to not use Russian gas/oil by 2027, they can reverse the decision, but for now it's settled.
>all defense stocks taking a dumbnews?
>>61500233You should buy TotalE and other companies with freeze assets in Russia because they'll get access to them again.That's the main reason why the EU never touched Russian assets, many companies had A LOT to lose.
>>61502747The usual.Peace negotiations(Not between Ukraine and Russia mind you) #51231
>>61502766oh right right. damn i wish i had the cash to buy the dib
>>61502724AGQ has been doing very well in the past few days and I pussied out on Friday
>>61502727I can't wait for crypto bubble to pop I guarantee you this tranny will hang himself
i didn't buy enough of google dip especially below $305
>>61502713
wen moon sar
>>61500089watched your video babe. the problem is the same as you and many others have, recency bias. technological change and stock market booms do not always result in crashes. there are examples of it, but they are the exception and not the rule. far more often the market is correct, pullbacks are minor, and further gains are even more common. i know you're fearful, i suspect you're also bitter and resentful that you got left behind, but the fact is it's likely to continue. a mistake you are making is investing for what you want rather than what is likely. you want a more fair economy, you want the consumer to have power rather than the corporations, you want an economy that benefits everyone and not just a few. but those things are not likely to happen. tech oligarchy might not be your ideal future, but it's the one we're heading into, it's basically already here. i know you want a kind of society inversion but those things are extremely rare and the stock market isn't going to deliver you the justice you want, it's more likely to do just the opposite. your principles and values are important to you, i know that, but they are getting in the way of your success and happiness, and to be frank i think they're more selfish and self-interested than anything else and you should re-examine them. i tell you these things because i love you babe. you're not used to arguing with people that care about you, i understand that. you want your adversary to hate you, to justify your own dirty tactics and dark thoughts. but that's not me darling, you know that. hoping your mind and heart can change and that you finally listen to my counsel.
>>61502915around galdan namchot sarr
hypothetically lets say I invested all my money into S&P 500how fucked am I?
>>61502973you're fine, line will go upof course not up as much as greggs
>>61502973It's fine it will be much higher than it currently is a decade from now
>>61502976corr, luv me some greggs>>61502995fears alleviated, thank you random person on an imageboard
GRRR looking juicy at this price. Time to load up.
uhhhm schedule I bros? I think I got a clue what trumpy is gonna say tonight at 9pm
>>61503046They usually do night time announcements when it's related to the military it's going to be about Venezuela
>>61503061Didn't they also blockade Vene today? Plus the whole closed airspace fuckery. If Trump doesn't invade after all this then he is an attention whore to rival the scene girls of old.
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>$ORCL | Oracle’s $10 Bln Michigan Data Centre In Limbo After Blue Owl Funding Talks Stall - @FT
what are the odds we dump hard on market open? 70%? 90%?
>Fed's Waller: Fed Is 50Bps - 100Bps Over NeutralWhat a giantniggerfaggot (not racistly meant)
did a major bot farm get turned off or something recently? internet feels exceptionally dead lately
>>61503102Jeets unironically cannot solve the new captcha.
>>61503102israel and india hit each other with icbms taking down electricity networks
>>61503108But GRRR guy is here. >>61503024Right there he is.
>>61503092OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>61503102New captcha has killed the bots for now activity is down 50%+ 4chan has long had bots smart enough to emulate a poster used to waste your time for years now there's even been news articles about it and there's discord troons who do it too for free
>>61503127What if everybody just is retarded (or at lost more retarded than me)? I at least admitted I had initial issues with it.
yes henlo mr 4chan?i would like to announce that i am a real human beanthank u mr 4chan
>>61503143There's bots all over 4chan designed to make you think you're responding to a human and thus wasting your time and there's people who also do the same there's a good chance you're a bot
>>61503163Those bots think they are wasting my time? They are getting their time wasted by me.
>>61503163>>61503127not hard to detect botsif they write too perfect its a botphonecucks can be detected with capitalized first letterplebbitors (same as bots) use plebbit spacing and retarded non-words like thoughbeitless to sound smart (theyre midwits)the less punctuation and correct grammer you use the more belibevable your post is honestlythe new captcha is great and filters out brainlets (so jeets, plebbits, and bots)also SPY calls today idk im feeling it now mr krabsalso buy NFE leaps if they unfuck themselves some way somehow
>>61503163>thus wasting your timethey're just like me
Space dataBitcoin AI
>>61503179ai can be gay?
>>61503182>>61503182
>>61503163Nice study and research but how many replies did those bots get and what were the reactions. Just posting with no (you)s back means the bot is largely ineffective.This article only reminds me of "Who is this 4chan?"
>>61500455It's a massively effective IQ filter, apparently.
