Female Broker Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious thread >>61508282
is he really going to rechedule marijuana?
I got raped (in the short term)
>>61509934>aislopcringe, anyway weed stocks are about to explode.
>>61509942The sweltering hot market of '92...
im just not feeling it, sorry.
>>61509946It's not ai slop, I made those with my own hands by searching google images for anime girl business suit transparent background, and then pasting the result in front of a NYSE photo
>>61509942KWABSorry though anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEtcFQkDXko
>>61509946Actual retard who doesn't remember anon asking out NYSE-chan to McDonalds after hours
>>61509934Thank you so much anon, Im glad my mention for more anime themed pictures did no go unnoticed <3
>>61509951Sorry this general is full of aislop and it's still the morning for me.
>>61509957been leaving these on in the house for hours but with vidya tunesvery theraputic
Our Father, Who art in heaven, Hallowed be Thy Name. Thy Kingdom come. Thy Will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven.Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.
>>61509946Trump will be announcing an order on them sometime later today? what's the best stock to slurp CGC?
>>61509965AMEN
is weed good for me
>>61509962>but with vidya tunesgot a link to any good ones?
>>61509958oh shit I do remember that now...>>61509959sure, there's a series of 5 of these>>61509961No worries. But remember, you can always check the filename. It's a Unix Epoch Timestamp. Paste it into this site and it will tell you when it was posted: https://www.epochconverter.com/OP image was from Jan 2022, well before AI images got that good.
>>61509965>>61509970
>>61509972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzYRCvI1s4
>>61509967UGRO if you want something under a dollar, tl;dr they make indoor growing facilities. >>61509974Ty.
Puts, anon.
Stocks are down 34% compared to 1970.You invested for 55 years to lose 0.6% per year.
>>61509946I have a feeling that this will somehow be gay and fake like an order to the FDA to investigate marijuana and reschedule it if the evidence warrant it since Trump cannot reschedule through a executive order like people think. Also doing this is surprisingly unpopular with his base in a recent poll so he might taco a bit. If I am wrong it’s okay I got stocks and puts so hopefully the stocks boom better than the puts die.
>>61509993but my son didnt murder me in my hollywood elite home either... >picrel of rob reiner looking down on us now after learning the truth about liberalism in heaven
>>61509993thats a bummer. what should i invest in instead?
>>61509994Probably yeah, we'll see how it goes.>Also doing this is surprisingly unpopular with his base in a recent poll so he might taco a bit. He's been hemorrhaging zoomer/younger millennial support so he's probably trying to throw them a bone.
>>61509946>weed stocks are about to explode>tobacco stocks are about to explode fify, the weed stocks are niggertier operations. the tried and true tobacco chads will inherit the earth
>>61509993Joke's on you, I wasn't even alive back then
>>61510019How do you know?
Dell is a weird stock. I get it that dram costs will somewhat hurt their bottomline but they are essential part of the AI infra buildout with obvious demand for years. Yet it dumps at 17 P/E while there are loads of absolutely overvalued shit that got pumped to 60 P/E when the CEO mentioned AI at earnings call with zero fundamentals.
>>61510019ok boomer
Slurped the dip on UGRO>>61510014Debatable, unless Trump allows appalachia to grow tobacco again it seems very stagnant.
>>61509934WEED STOCKS DUMPING SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL RIGHT NOW SELL
they'er selling the news
Yesterday was the bottom then, wasn't it?
what the FUCK is happening
>>61510043Guh
Factor anchor, share your factor etfs. I just bought viov even though avuv seems better
Why is canabis acting like a shitcoin?
>>61510058The bottom of this week maybe
Anybody invested in space etf?
>>61510068Either bear trap (copium) or the trump news is a giant nothingburger and insiders are selling.
>>61510068Nobody understands the product. It’s early
>>61510043>WEED STOCKSthese might be the most evil jews on planet earth. what they have done to the cannabis plant and the quality of product are trying to sell to the goyim is dubious at best. no love for the plant or the customer at all. literal glownigger poisoning operation
>>61509994>Trump cannotTired of hearing this, he can do whatever he wants now. What are they gonna do, arrest him again? Impeach him again? Shoot him again? He has no reason to give a damn at this point, he’s old anyway he’ll probably be gone in less than 10 years regardless.
>>61510092>Shoot him again?WE MISS YOU SHINZO
>>61510092Imagine starting a war with some mexican shithole dictatorship just to avoid the fallout from when the epstien files come out and the whole world realizes you fuck kids boss.
>>61510092I look forward to the days that Democrats will look back fondly on Trump as the new Hitler-Stalin-Devil runs against the sainted Demisexual Femine coded person of color for President in about 15 years.
>>61509989>buying a stock that's already up 30%Not buying the fucking cliffs peak, no way it's going higher than that.
this just happened like 10 mins ago...how does it make you feel?
>>61510092The man is truly brilliant. Take yesterday nights speech for example.>Spend weeks building up the tension in venezuela>Nonstop military aircraft fly-bys>Bomb small ships>Steal whole ass oil tankers>Announce to the world you're making a HUGE announcement, Thursday night!>Every station stops what they're showing to tune in, entire world fully expects news confirming the start of conflict with Venezuela >Proceeds to not mention a single word about Venezuela, and instead uses what everyone expects to be time dedicated to a declaration of war to instead hold an impromptu meth fueled rally a year after you'd already won and no longer have a need to hold rallysGotta give it to the man, he knows how to use use peoples anticipation to get the views.
>>61510139Litterally no reason other than to shake out retards and buy in cheaper. The announcement got leaked and it should send them all soaring
>>61510139not my problem
Who's ready for 7T options expiration tomorrow?
>>61510143That's my president
>>61510139bear trap
Is this the time to go all in on tech puts?
>>61510086- How does weed even work? Do I just plug it into my ears?- No mr Buffet, you smoke it.- Through my ears? Get out of my office
>>61510145>it should send them all soaringdont use logic in clown world it will harm you
>>61509948Nash bros?!
>>61510181Should I sell a strain of weed marketed as "Warren Buffet puts this in his ears"?
>>61510180Soon. SoonRight now the big boys are trying to rotate out without collapsing the market. They need a good pump first.Source: I made it up
>>61510199tvrth nvke
>>61510068massive algo attack for mm to buy in cheap based on the leaked trump announcementsee what i posted here >>61510139
Recommend junior silver miners <1bill marketcap
>>61510149>>61510180>>61510199Nothing will happen.
is there any hope for those 12/19 calls :(
>>61510199>I made it upWell I believe it!
>>61510220Doubt
>>61510212there an etf of exclusively smaller silver miners/refiners? way too fucking lazy to pick individuals
>>61510240SLJY
>>61510220>-99.57anon..why
>>61510220>-99.57%Based anon, the only way you could be more based would be if you took out a loan to get those positions
>>61510139>takes bong rip of homegrown>checks state law>isnt breaking any>federal schedule status? who caresi hope these companies go out of business for selling poison to the people. my neighbor brought me over a sample of picrel to try that he picked up from the dispensary and its literal poison. >but the legal products are tested and have valid coa's lol. lmao even>but your street dealer never tested his product for mold he also never sold you mold to begin with (unlike these legal companies). fucking kill these niggers please.
>>61510220they're probably going to pin it at 50-51 for friday
Feel a bit gross, almost ate a full box of cheese-its goy slop last night
what the fuck happened to weed stocks
>>61510285was it from gregg's?
Need a modest 10% TQQQ pump so I can exit my position with dignity. Then this entire market can burn down to the foundation.
>>61510286They went up in smoke
>>61510285those are not even that bad for you.
FUCK YEAH MICRON WOOHOO....and why the flying fuck do I need to wait for 10 seconds to 'get Capcha' and then solve three fucking mini puzzles just to say even that. Fuck this shit. I'm running dark until Gookmoot unfucks this.
>>61510295>MUGODS
AAAAAA I GOT BAITED BY SMG INTO BUYING WEED AT THE TOP my LIVELIHOOD IS RUINED
>>61510295I feel like i need ai just to solve the captchas. Isn't that the opposite of what they want?
>>61510299So you bought when you were all time high?
>>61510295>>61510300keeping out 50iq jeets is the purposeworking as intended
Citadel fuckery
>>61510295The captcha takes me 10 seconds to solve. Are you slow?
we MIGHT be back
>>61509940FUCK AMERICA
>>61510295>saars y captcha hard saars plz fix
>>61510319What happened?
DUMP WEED LMAO
CAUSE I'M A SILVER BAGGIE YES I AMWELL I'M A SILVER BAGGIE YES I AMCAUSE I'M A SILVER BAGGIE YES I AMWELL I'M A SILVER BAGGIE YES I AM
Here comes a dump that will last until the end of the day
>>61510319things have never been so over
>>61510258>>61510248it dumped before i had a chance to reactok let me ask 1 more questiongood ways to kys myself?it seems that not a single action in my three decades of life have worked out, i would like to capitulate now while i still feel numb
I'm gonna write a letter to the President that he has to force Micron, the only american RAM company, to build RAM again. I refuse to buy NON-AMERICAN RAM-products. Tariffs now. We need more tariffs to fix this.
>>61510331
>>61510324>>61510334weed stock bullshit
I’m glad that people who aren’t true believers in euphoric lettuce are getting shaken out. It cures glaucoma and kids seizures and they are just trying to make a quick buck
>>61510337as if to mock memy big "gainers" are ALWAYS small positions.
>>61510345But the whole market went with it!
Trump signed>>61510354Well shit
>>61510331bottom signal
Remember that day, April 19 2024, when NVDA did a -10% bomb for OPEX? That was pretty crazy
GT bros wagmi
>>61510305Thank god for ai, now I can shit post as much as a 98 iq person
>>61510353bitcunt
>>61510357Nevermind, it seems to be pulling out of it.
>>61510327How did you lose money on silver. Teach me. I've been trying.
>>61510368Buy on green to catch momentum, sell on red to prevent loss
>>61510368Well when you BUY silver, you pay like a 20% fee to the silver broker.Then when you SELL silver you pay like a 20% fee to the silver broker.
>>61510363and of coursethe biggest niggest heaviest bags of allfanny nigger mayi am the biggest dumbest baggie on this entire board
I have a new strategy of using the new gay prediction markets to help me gauge public interest for something.For example, you can search on Polymarket if weed will be reclassified by end of the year or by March of 2026. The money graph is literally a priceless aggregate of global sentiment, and it's free.Buy TOKE
>>61510368I haven't actually I just saw it was in the red and wanted to make that song into a pink wojak song.
>>61510380so please give me methods to off myself. ones that work in a park or something so that no body i know stumbles across my dead body after like 2 weeks of decomposing in my apartment. even the captcha is fucking mocking me
This market is acting all kinds of fucky. If I didn't know any better, I would swear that Trump is about to bomb the hell out of some 3rd grade mexican shithole for oil boss.
>>61510392You shouldn't do that, unless you're a canadian or you're black.
>>61510392My captcha is mocking you too!
Im tempted to buy weed stock but I got burned bad back in 2021 by TLRY
For crying out loud Jensen just fucking give Oracle the 10b yourself you greedy bitch you can afford it many times over
>>61510393Oil is so cheap right now, would he do it to pump the price? Or is he just parking the military outside Venezuela and he's waiting for oil to spike first?
>>61510068>he thinks he's out of the shitcoin casinolol, lmao evenany stock under 10B market cap is basically a shitcoin
>>61510418He's going to do it to distract from the Epstein files. If every major media outlet is reporting about how some shithole mexican country is getting blown the fuck up, and all the liberals have to march in the streets all up in arms about dead babies and shit, there won't be enough time to talk about how Trump fucks kids boss.
>>61510392Here's the solution
>>61510411>“The markets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their AI and greed will foam up about their waists and all the CEOs and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper '不要.”
trump is rescheduling lmfao dude weed right now.
Profit taking going on with Cannabis re-scheudiling. Buy the Dip
>>61509942Financially speaking ?
>>61510316im convinced people are actually slow that are not able to solve these.
>>61510430Wont more Americans be more upset if they have to pay 10$ per gallon than if Trump is mentioned 10000 times the in Epstein files? I mean we can have both, but still.
WE ARE SPY MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING
>>61510378uhh you're supposed to buy and sell paper like a jew
Studying for SIE/Series 7. Surprised there's not like a cert general or something on this board.
>>61510466what are you gonna do once you get your smart nigger certificate? aren't data entry jobs going to be the first to be replaced by AI?
>>61510459As opposed to buying shiny rocks FROM a jew?
>>61510434would u like to know my daily stack to get out of bed and wagegoy?>adderall xr 20mg>600-800mg of caffeine>300mg wellbutrin xli take them and put the covers over my head until they start working thats since around 2018 when my life was genuinely on the brink of falling apart and these saved me. i take as many breaks as i can except for welbutrin. all my "free" time thats not wagecucking i spend withdrawing. i will die of either an arrhythmia in my sleep or a stroke from afib.
Generation Mining
>>61510476as opposed to buying shiny rocks like a pajeet housewife
went all in on calls today. Maybe a bad idea considering what's about to happen
>>61510447I fucking love the new captcha, it's so much faster to solve than the old shit was because you don't have to type some random letters and numbers. Takes few seconds.
>>61510452Suela is tiny does not handle very much oil
>>61510488you mean the biggest econoomical boom in history thanks to Trump's tariffs?
>>61510482Its possible to wean yourself. Beware if becoming addicted to XRs because the half-life is so very long. You won't actually be fully clean for like 3-4 days if you have been om a long streak. Stick to IR if you can. Much easier to kick.Also I have found that Addie + caffeine makes me erratic and emotional. Much better to stock with pure Addie. Try and dial back your 'feine if you can. Bring mellow on 20mg IR is a much better life.
>>61510494Last time they changed the captcha the market declined like 40% boss.
>>61510508Fuck algo traders.
>>61510430Biden is the pedo, not Trump. Biden groped and sniffed little kids, has everyone forgotten?
>Trump signs order to expedite consideration of looking into options for weighing the possibility of starting procedures to begin a preliminary review of paths toward rescheduling marijuana in two weeksYawn.
>>61510499But they have weapons of mass destruction
>>61510526all slaves of israel are pedos blud
>>61510483
>>61510507I want to hear some erratic and emotional stories. Green text if possible
>>61510530Wrong https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/trump-pot-reclassification-cannabis-stocks-medicare-cbd.html
Will DJT be the golden pick of 2026? Hearing share price projections upwards of $140..
>>61510544
kEk, tulip baggies
>>61510526Biden is not the president anymore, who cares about him these days
The "Jensen" family controls both graphic card companies. This is the most dangerous monopoly.
>>61510507thats not how it works at all retardxr is self tapering quick on quick off of ir develops tolerance very fast and you withdraw from the entire dose at once maybe im not the stupidest person here after all
>>61510556He is still a pedo though.
>>61510526>red pedo good, blue pedo bad>>>/pol/
>>61510563nothing wrong with being a miner attracted person
>>61510553Shitcoin is just a leveraged nasdaq
>>61510563you niggers are like grandmas in 1993 losing their shit over the satanic panic get a grip
>>61510546This one time while drunk and high on cocain, I took viagara and cialis and had sex for like 8 hours straight.
>>61510576which is why i trade options on MSTU so i'm leveraged to my personal tolerance
>>61510587was he hot?
>>61510587With goofku... right?
>>61510602with gookfu's sister
>>61510573>>61510580Sickos.
>>61510563It makes me sad to think that the last elections has been between:Hillary Clinton or TrumpBiden or TrumpKamala or TrumpPlease let there be some normal candidates 2028But it will probably be between Zoran and Fuentes, and stockmarket will be dead
If I end up holding bags because of y’all’s bait on weed I swear on all things good I’m never buying anything that’s already pumped ever again
>>61510611Nah, 2028 will be AOC v JDV
>>61510610>are horny little teenagers having sex?? aaaaahhhhh I'm going insane but also never get married casual sex is awesome!!fuckin insufferable
Low inflation is bad when the inflation comes from gas and electricity. That's bad for stocks.>>61510482You're basically dead
>>61510624Based anon swearing off the index forever, Boglefags btfo
>>61510587Viagra and Cialis? Wtf, i hope you didn't pop a blood vessel
>>61510587That seems exhausting, how did you do it nonstop?
>>61510610The Satanic Panic was probably the worst thing to happen because it gave cover and a get out of jail free card to all the actual satanic pedos because so many people were seeing the shit everywhere, even where it wasn't that they discredited themselves.
>>61510624if you weren't dumb you would have sold before trump's big announcement last nightbuy the rumour sell the news, a tale as old as time
>>61510587who were the lucky guys?
>>61510636>pop a blood vesselFunny you should say that. At the very end of it there actually was blood in my semen.
>>61510627Aoc isn't even radical now, she's the new normal. She'd probably pump the stockmarket though.
>>61510654>blood in my semenObvious buy signal
>>61510647Your two fathers.>>61510638cocaine and cigarettes
>>61510654That was a semen demon
>>61510666You didn't get hungry or cramps?
>Mfw market pivots in my favor
>>61510629Not sure what you're trying to say, but whatever.
>>61510654You're not supposed to let them actually punch you in the nuts, it's just a saying.
>>61510654>At the very end of it there actually was blood in my semen.Was it yours?
>>61510546>receive company truck as a perk>owner says hey man if you want to use your company truck as a personal vehicle that's fine too. You could sell your car and save the car payment if you wanted>flip out internally and go ask my boss if he's trying to trap me>think this is some underhanded way to keep me at the company >ready to give up company truck and just take the vehicle stipend instead>boss tells me to calm down, owner is just being nice. It's a perkLater>get promoted>they hire a new guy to take over my spot>day 4 or 5 of my training him something happens and I get spitting mad at my former boss his new boss and curse a lot and say a lot of mean and angry things>poor kid (he's like 25) gets all scared of me and goes to talk to my work buddy about me to ask if I'm always that crazy. Apparently he was considering finding another job rather than be around meThat one hurt a little. I apologized to him and were good now. He's a good kid he's doing a good job. I feel bad I lost my cool in front of him.>owner asks me a random technical question>I answer it without asking follow-ups for context (big mistake, he's a nice guy but not that bright).>this causes my field engineer and me a bunch of headaches later because his question was malformed and ended with him ordering the incorrect parts>get frustrated at owner when he calls to check on it and basically went off on him for like a solid 60 seconds before he said okay man well I'm sorry to hear you're having trouble if you need anything else please let me know These are recent, I don't remember any older instances. The worst part is most of these guys are super nice and it double hurts when they're nicer to me after I've been a dickhead. I'm probably on the spectrum.
What happened with weed stocks show that people need to actually remember that "sell at news" is not suppose to be an automatic thing
SPY red or green tomorrow? This pump doesn't feel right but I know anything can happen.
>>61510709I am buying this dip. After Tax Season; you bet a slew of wall street investors will get into the medicinal cannabis space
>>61510550trump will dilute and use DJT as a personal piggy bank
>>61510709I don’t follow. I don’t think decent companies are a bad thing to hold through this
>>61510705Thanks.I can't believe you didn't get fired, you must be good at whatever you're doing. I'd be let go on the spot
>>61510712Its gonna giga pump on no news.
Can we PLEASE have just one single power hour in the entire month of December?Please?
>>61510724Im holding MSOX at a 6$ cost basis; im down a little over 2k from this morning. I am buying the dip. but it hurts to see
>>61510731We did last week January doe
>>61510729I'm trying to do better. Hence the decreased 'feine. Don't be like me.
>>61510435>the gutters are full of bloodif they are full of blood how is there so much gutter oil to cook chicken over in chongland?
>>61510763They import their gutter oil from India now
>>61510724Weed basically got it's best news in years that now it is getting it's schedule changed and will allow the weed industry really into places they were not allowed before as far as medical. For no reason at all, investors sold just because they heard the word weed on the news and it triggered the "Le sell at news" response. No reason not to hold, but it's funny to see how many retards waste money on following advice that is only for certain circumstances
Thoughts?https://www.cnbc.com/2025/12/18/friday-could-be-a-wild-day-of-trading-on-wall-street-heres-why.html
>>61510530Kek’d hard
>>61510787>Article by some woman>Lots of options are set to expire on Friday!
>>61510778>gutter oil from Indiame mum says its yum!
>>61510787every days a wild day of trading bludwitching typically makes more boring trading though desu, hedgies pin to pain in absence of news simple as
>>61510787Could be a wild day because of Opex. Or maybe not. Stocks could go up or down...or maybe not.
>>61510705I’ve noticed people who are into adderall care too much about what people think of them and hold themselves to very high standards. I have been sober from the stuff 15 years and I notice that in myself and the adderall heads here. There are people who you would consider assholes that have constant interactions like these and just go about their day instead of lashing themselves with shame.
I think the worst part is that she got paid to write that.
We're going up and down and roun and round. *insert this stupid cowboy dance gif that's from an ad shown on ukrainewar-news*
>>61510816How do we profit from women getting handed useless, do-nothing jobs with good pay on a silver platter?
>>61510816if it makes you feel better its probably an llm under a fake name
>>61510827Invest in Lululemon
>>61510822A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT
>>61510787How does this effect my metals position?"lots of things expire before market closes all next week, this could make things do thing, or not" WOW SUCH INSIGHT!!
>>61510822
whichever retarded gorilla nigger tried to tell me that chips arent a matter of national security...
>>61510827a proper becky portfolio is surprisingly recession resistant
>>61510787Quad witching BOJ hike ending carry trade
the market wants to drop
>>61510847>ending carry tradesurely another country will give free money no?
>>61510827somehow marry one as a stay at home husband (my dream gig)
>>61510840>chips are a matter of national securityGoing all-in on PepsiCo now
You daytime niggers suggest the worst fucking stocks. I hate you all and I hate myself for listening to you. I swear, night time posters have actual useful info
im just gonna say it. the fallout show sucks. if you enjoy it, you are a redditor and should kys.
why the fuck is altria dipping toomarijuana isn't even a main component of their portfoliodeath to algo-investors and HFT bots
>>61510822Lil bit o' chicken fried
>>61510853apus gonna drop rates negative once jpow is executed for being too slow
>>61510864tell us what you bought so we can laugh at you>>61510868buy the dip
>>61510860um i believe you are talking about crisps anon... as a former gas station drink connoisseur i should know
>>61510871>apus gonna drop rates negativethere is probably a big dick trade somewhere in that thought but i dont speculate on foreign interest rates (or any interest rates for that matter) as a general principle
>>61510811>have constant interactions like these and just go about their day instead of lashing themselves with shame.Sure but that's not exactly a good thing and I don't want to be that guy.
Good too see baggie is still here, are any of the pre covid chads still around?
>>61510888checked but no i'm still a virginrocker is in the schizo containment thread on bant i think
Sold all my GLD and SVL for PPLT in april. Wish me luck. I think I will take a long nap now.
>>61510888checked. Dunno if anyone remembers or cares about me tho.t. hospitaladminanon
>>61510888I think I first started browsing /smg/ around the time that one anon was paying prostitutes to write stock tickers on themselves, was that before or after covid? I'm no chad though, I am a fucking rat demon piece of shit
>>61510870There it is!
>>61510914you ever had sex with a coma patient in your hospital?
>>61510921those were the best days of my life
>>61510930no I just rape them and their insurer financially
>>61510887I’m saying I get so wrapped up in “not being that guy” that I thought self medicating was a viable option. I guess to “manage” myself better. A healthier thing would be accepting that people lose grip on their anger now and then and it’s not the end of the world if you make amends
Uhhh bros, a yurop company I'm holding was stopped half-way into market hours and didn't open for the rest of the day. The pending announcement still hasn't been announced.How over is it?
>>61510942>>61510921I wish I could find the screencap I saved from MyFreeCams or one of those cam sites from back in the day, where a middle aged woman was having a breakdown on cam and someone in the chat said "stop crying and fist yourself"
lots of cheapys today.
>>61511004>"stop crying and fist yourself">not saying, "cry harder and fist yourself"Disgusting.
>>61511006*kisses da little bunny on da nose*
What gonna happen with japan?
>>61510942/smg/ really has been such a magical place at times. Anyone remember Bayhorse shill? And bizonacci? >>61510954Fair point and I agree with your post. Apologies for misunderstanding the first time.
>>61511006What are we slurping?
>>61511020reinstatement of the crysanthemum throne, pogroms against all gaijin
>>61511031My screener is recommending: IIPR, KMX, and UAAidk what they are, but i'm about to find out I guess
>>61511031I bought the silber dip
oh yeah tesla dump dump dump
>>61511031bought the greggs dip
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61511054almost made up what i lost yesterday
>>61511054-$548.32 (-8.61%)Bough the top award
>>61511054+.46%Pretty uneventful day
>>61510358So, how did the bottom signal go, anon?
Damn this marijuana sell the news is insanely brutal shit, TLRY has to be the hardest stock to trade I have ever seen today with all the fuckin fakeouts and bullshit priced options everywhere.I cannot believe people sold because they thought it meant Trump was legalizing it goddamn MAGA people are so stupid it hurts this day was bullshit -1000$ day even with puts on my stocks.MSOS got destroyed and lost ALL GAINS too what the serious fuck.>>61511034I might get IIPR just in hopes it makes me my money back someday because its dividend is all but assured forever after the rescheduling order, 13.5% dividend yearly its pretty guuud
>>61509934So what's the thread opinion of golden butterfly and other portfolios like that?
>>61511054Gambling on TSLA puts, closed at the end of the market, with a couple of deep otm puts in case the bubble does pop tomorrow.
>>61511054Today: +0.55%This Week: -1.17%This Month: -0.81%This Year: -46.76%
>>61511054-0.5%on the sidelines with TQQQ today thanks to day trading buying power rules, just perfect timing. I shouldn't complain because it's the result of avoiding the -6% loss yesterday but I still whine over the lost +6% opportunity I _could_ have had today
>>61511062up 2%
>>61511054>-9.75%Like shit, but im holding and I don't give a crap. It'll be back up tomorrow anyways.
Fuck I should have waited before taking a position. Why am I so impatient?
>>61511006What a dapper gentleman. What's in his port?
>>61511054+3%, TQQQ and AGNC
>>61511054$2,017.88 (6.66%)Would have been almost $2k higher but I waited until just 5 minutes before closing to buy SPX calls for January, didn't think it would dump that fast but guess I should have waited until the very last second to buy them at a better price.
>>61511054Shit the fuck up you piece of shit you know how its going since weeks Are you tauning me? Should i break your jaw or what?
>>61511054
>>61511054+4.14%Made up most of yesterday’s losses. Still have a long way to go to get back to last week levels.
>>61511054-0.20%Theres no recovering from this
>>61511054-2.18 due to some slippage on rotating contractsNot great, not awful.
>>61511071After dumping 70% ? Awesome
>>61511054-.03%ahhh its literally over
Whoever is doing thisCan you fucking not?
Literally what went wrong with bitshit today? From up 1,5% to down 1,5%
>>61511094BitFUCK is going to zero
>>61511086
>>61511094BTC has an ATR of 3-4% on average. Normal day in terms of volatility
>>61511080That's still 20k in gains.
>>61511080cant make a portfolio without risking a few margin calls
anyone else out here outperforming the ass and pee?in the beginning the ass and pee just got lucky btw
>>6151111132% this year. but only because I caught the silver train early.
>>61511111I was all in on the ass and pee for most of the year, so no, I did not out perform it for the year.For the month? Yes.
>>61511111Only by a bit. Could be better
>>61511034IIPR is the strongest buy of the three right now.
>>61510888im a covid era entrant to /smg/ culture but i'll be honest i prefer schizo posting with the lads on /bant/ at night
>>61511111i'm only up 20% ytd :(
>>61511054-2.6%. Have one stock weighing me down that I have too much conviction in to let go.
>>61511111CheckedAlso Silver but anyone who think they can out-perform the S&P long-term is lying to themselves. It's a hodl stock
>>61511111only up 11% YTD
>>61511138What are you seeing?
>>61511156what is it?
>>61511143Is /bizant/ still a thing?
>>61510475So no one here actually works in finance?
>>61511054+5.38%IMSR 5.21PLTR 4.73QBTS 4.57SOFI 4.03TSLA 3.44WBTN 2.70AMZN 2.48META 2.30CELH 2.05GOOGL 1.93NVDA 1.87RGTI 1.55AMD 1.48HOOD 1.17Not great, considering I moved down 9% the day before. But today keeps hopes of a Santa rally alive.
>>61511054+1.01%
>>61511111
gay nigger marketgood night.
>>61511185half the smiggers are unemployed living off stonks does that count?
>>61511185I am gainfully self-employed as a full time stock trader if that's what you mean
>>61511185For Christ's sake, anon, no one here is sociable enough to work at Dutch Bros.
>>61511216plus i'm not allowed to go within 500 yards of my female broker
>>61511185why would i need to be certified to buy low cost ETFs
>>61511216I'm sociable enough for any job, it's the humiliation ritual required to get a job that I'm not fucking with
Cresco raped my anus
>>61511216I'm >>61510705 and you're probably right about me. I guess I should consider myself lucky to have the license skills that I have.
>>61511246Anon if you don't send your resume to 100+ fake job openings while also having multiple phone and in-person interviews only to be given the HR runaround for weeks before finally getting told that the position isn't actually open, you are literally oppressing women
>>61511111>outperformWe are all negative here
> Absent a government bailout, this electronic billionaire is months away from losing his entire fortune. So, don't believe anything he says about trying to buy another company and all the cash he has. (Larry Ellison/”Warner Bros.”)
>>61511183theres a few of us schizos still blogposting
>>61511185I finance Domino's
>>61511285Red Baron has more upside
>>61511292The dividends paid by Red Baron are low. Domino's has an excellent PE ratio
>>61511054Today: +0.99%t. index fag
>>61511277Don't make me coom.
>>61511256> you are literally oppressing womenhell yea brother i am literally lliving the dream
>>61510888>Good too see baggie is still here, are any of the pre covid chads still around?yeah, i'm the guy that drove away the bayhorse shill once and for all
>>61511128>>61511144>>61511167>>61511196show ALL, not ytd, are you coping?
>>61511351Is this better?
I baked>>61511356
>>61511111ObserveNice digits
>>61511357My bad>>61511351
>The inflation data that pumped the marketsHuge dump tomorrow
>>61511111>>61511364Call me when you have been outperforming it for 8 years in a row.
>>61511470Would help if I added the picture
>Oracle said talks for an equity deal to support its Michigan data center project remain on schedule and do not include Blue Owl Capital>"Our development partner, Related Digital, selected the best equity partner from a competitive group of options, which in this instance was not Blue Owl," an Oracle spokesperson said, declining to name the new partner or provide further details.Where's the faggots who called the articles false? Fucking dense niggers what the fuck is with retards on the internet that instantly believes someone/an entity when they deny something
>>61511505And the bullrun is back on
>>61511505>Oracle denied it so it's not trueThese are the people in your society who vote and make decisions that directly impact you
>>61511524
>>61511524>>61511529Micron won
>>61511054+1.17 today.
What are some immigration based stocks?
>>61511524i trust covetous tech jews more than insidious media jews
THEY HIKERED AND THE MARKET PUMPERED ANYWAYS AAAAAAAAAAAH MY SHORTERINOS
>>61511505>declining to name the new partner or provide further details.Yep, it's a lie.
