Comfy nostalgia edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/ >>61509934
>>61511357No
>>61511356ugly gremlin
interest rates are so low that housing is basically free these days.
>>61511360NKE
>>61511351For the anon who wanted an all time chart
>>61511356sexy milf
>>61511400You just made a fresh Robinhood with 350 or whatever and turned into 56K? jesusthere were so many insane opportunities after April I suck and I turned 550 to 12500 but lost 4000 of it doing stupid shit and on marijuana crash.
>>61511380swoosh
>>61511410kek
>>61511380this is bad. The nigger is the canary in the coal mine. If the nigger, who gets free money from the government, can't afford new shoes then the consumer is tapped. There's nothing left to juice in the economy.
>>61511410Man, I bought the wrong kind of Nike shorts this week!
>>61511409I turned 400k into 300k. I wish I were joking.
>>61511409Not fresh, I had some crypto left from 2017 ish and sold it when I got laid off for covid. Few years later and I learned how to trade options and went into calls on gold and silver after selling some phys stacks for my $3k I started with. I'm trying to be very cautious and building a div heavy port with my gains, but I just use the calls as leverage for what I would buy anyway. PPLT 200 for April, btw.
Finally understood the captchas. NGL it took me a while
>>615114512 days to figure it out is nothing to be ashamed of
I think the least sexy and most underlooked stocks are the consumer staples. Should the Supreme Court roll back any tariffs these could rip so well and are virtually risk free if unmolested and pay 3 to eve n 7% dividends. 5% dividend on 200K is like a free 10K a year. If anyone is going to invest a fresh inheritance or 200K or something like that think about stuff likeAll YTD: P&G -12%, Conagra -35%, Campbells -34%, Kimberly-Clark -22% Hershey +13% (however down 50 a share from 2024), Colgate -14%, Kraft - 22%, Smucker -10%You could also look into NKE down huge partially from tariffs and LULU is something tariffed a lot. Also I love Lennar LEN based on Trumps home bill + tariff rollback on stuff like metals and lumberI mentioned this because my parents want me to invest for them and I noticed this weird sector that seems like the easiest money ever. peace
>>61511410a new smg classic
>>61511451Totally feels retarded that I didn't understand that you go to the place then hit the next button, I kept hitting post over and over and even trying 1 2 or 3 just at random and nothing worked.
>>61511454They have no moat. I buy grocery store brand because theyre white label. These brands don't have the power to bully out competitor brands like they used to. I think they are bad investments.
>>61511454Thank you, good tips actually. My portfolio is way too tech and speculative heavy. I have some stable dividend stocks too but it seems like a good time to reallocate some funds
I want to 69 my blonde coworker and have her fat ass moving back and forth over my face
this retard who couldn't even figure out captchas is investing a bunch of money for his parents and basing his picks based on dividends of all thingsand some people think that is a good ideayou guys are absolutely fucked up beyond belief
>>61511512Another buy signal for LULU?
>>61511512Based
>>61511454Retail is generally a safe investment in the long term
>>61511512Do you have a Christmas party? Its a time honored tradition to bang a coworker you want to boink at the company Christmas party.
>>61511512Don’t we all?
henlo mister jeromeplease activate the santa rallywe were all on nice boy listno one in this thread is naughtythank u mister jerome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqVbypvxDtogoogl
$ORCL is mooning
all in leaps on 3x leveraged ETFs?
>>61511380boomer sold to buy his wife a new bull
>>61511633Want to double these
>TikTok's Chinese owner, ByteDance, signed binding agreements with three major investors to sell just over 80% of the company's U.S. assets to American and global investors to avoid a U.S. government ban, TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew told employees on Thursday.>Oracle, Silver Lake and Abu Dhabi-based MGX will collectively own 45% of the new entity, according to the memo, which confirms what Reuters and other outlets reported in September.>The U.S. joint venture will be 50% held by a consortium of new investors, including Oracle, Silver Lake and MGX with 15% each; 30.1% held by affiliates of certain existing investors of ByteDance; and 19.9% will be retained by ByteDance, the memo said.Oracle just secured their revenue to fund their data centre build
>>61511629See >>61511725 for why
I slurped a lot of Gitlab and DOCS.Who wants to ride this train with me?
futures down bigly
Fed be like:>just 8 billy per week, teeheemeanwhile in reality:>Fed balance sheet>2025-12-10: 6,539,303 >2025-12-17: 6,556,861
>>61511741>down biglyor>bigly downly?
>>61511759They said $40 billion a month you retard where did you get $32 billion?
>>61511054+0.65>>61511512I want to fuck my older female flat mate. I probably could work my way into it if we have a few drinks again, we're already flirty but it would be a disaster when we just renewed our lease, she's a new age yoga chick and has turned 40. But my monkey brain wants it after she showed vulnerability and it's now very dangerous having a couple bottles of Jung & Sexy wine around.
>tiktok
>>61511764lower your tone>https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL
>in hindsight....
>>61511777Yet to prove me wrong you fucking retard they said $40 billion a month somehow your low IQ turned that into $8 billion a week
>>61511788>$40 billion a monthSo, $10 billion a week?
>>61511788LOWER.YOUR.FUCKING.TONE.>https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/domestic-market-operations/monetary-policy-implementation/treasury-securities/treasury-securities-operational-details#current-schedule
>>61511801If they did $39 billion on 1st of the month and $1 billion on the last day is that not still $40 billion a month you fucking sped? Your image is showing $13 billion for November and $19.5 billion for December
>>61511805That shows $36 billion are you innumerate you fucking spastic
are we fake pumping again or back to dipping? i got another $2k to buy more google and a tiny bit of nigvidia. im ready for round 2 of getting my anus pounded like kevin nash.
>>61511805>>61511815It shows $40 billion for December are you actually retarded?
Jerome and the feds are shortchanging us on the promised pump! This calls for another holocaust methinks, or at the very least a bout of rape correction
>>61511805
the niggei opening green?
>>61511805> fed spendy> but reported assets stay flat or increase slightlyso what? is this the big one?
>>61511830wait you're arguing with yourself now what level of schizophrenia is this
Oracle in space with TikTok data.
>>61511861I corrected my figure it's $40 billion I just took a quick glance at the first number that nigger can't even see his own image shows that two listed are for January
Starlink biomedical space lasers.OpenAI holographic pornography beamed to the surface from Starlink.
>>61511810>your imageID’s on here exist for a reason Anon.
>>61511866write it by hand on a sheet of paper and show the class your worki'm fascinated by the mental illness
>red futures
>>61511879What are you talking about retard
when is japans announcement, i wanna know the exact time im gonna hurt myself
Status?
>>61511904Financially ruined
>>61511897Anywhere from 2 hours and 15 minutes to 4 hours and 15 minutes but the markets have already priced in a 25 bps cut the real pain is when they release the minutes and discuss more potential rate hikes
>>61511904>30 million>dies in a plane crash along with familywhat you should take from this post: stop wasting your time posting this mundane sh*te and start living your life
Every asset is undervalued in gold.Short gold.
>>61511908People think japan is going to cut rates?
Futures aren't real. Futures cannot hurt you.
lovely
>>61511930Raise rates and the markets place it at a certainty
>>61511933Holy kek
Remember Poem Anon?He was quick with a joke-or to light up your smoke...
>>61511961my headcanon is all the anons we lost now have a good career and just dca into spy and forgot about this place.. haha..ha
>>61511961No anyone that doesn't post here for more than a week I assume died in the most horrible way imaginable.
Why did the VIX spike at 4 today?
>>61511987Something something weed.
why should i care about the japs? we could just nuke them again or outsource it to china.
Lululemon partnering with D-Wave Quantum to build world's first small modular particle colliders.
>>61511356It’s going according to plan.
How good are weed stocks now?Looks like the reschedule wasn't that big of news
>>61512042>2015I wish I could go back [spoiler]to 2007[/spoiler]
How about gold silver miners pmg says I'm stupid for thinking about buying miners
>>61512047Buys the top
Kek mumoidz Kek boboidzKek baggoidz
>>61512062Isn't almost everything at the top right now desu
>>61512020nigger weed doesnt affect the volatility index I think
>>61512059only buy junior minersminer attracted persons will dominate the market till spacex accelerates tech from overvalued to an economy destroying bubble
>>61512059I mean, unless the financial systems go down à la 2008, they should go up imo. Miners look to have a cup & handle too.
>>61512064Kek cashoidzKek kashoidz (picrel)Kek bondoidzKek swapoidzKek cryptoidzKek mineoidzKek junior mineoidzKek boomoidzKek boomoid rockoidzKek voloidzKek nftoidzKek eventoidz...
>>61512080>Kek kashoidz (picrel)Kash is the name and the game!
>>61512080kek bangoids
>>61512071Eighty five bucks. No way that's too highHow bout bonaca
Hannukah is hell on my bags
>>61511961>>61511979I'm still here, I don't post poems anymore because when I do everyone says I'm not the real poemanon
>>61512115Well, if you wrote a clever poem about this situation, maybe we'd believe you
>>61512070I think alcohol is also a good buy. Its more of a universal currency than gold is. I bought a 14 year old yesterday and she's made me very happy. pic unrelated.
>>61512115the real poem anon would never say this
>>61512121Thats a very mature vintage
>>61512121the problem with alcohol is the tech has gotten so good that even bottom tier booze is perfectly servicable. that combined with zoom zooms not drinking any more makes it a dying industry. On the other hand national exclusive booze is a great investment, made a fortune buying up ichiros in ching chong land and reselling them to stupid round eyes
>>61512121cragganmore 12yo for me.
>>61512118lol stupid bobobobos bussy is gapingline only goes up
>>61512115>I'm still hereI was devastated when you left /bant/... How do we know it's the real poem anon?
>>61512121For me it's
Thoughts on crypto influencers abandoning crypto and moving to precious metals?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rl0bPgQOLM
>>61512121Sick fuck>>61512133
>>61512149bullish for crypto nglfuck (((influencers)))
>>61512149That's pretty bearish for metals ngl
Anyone familiar with pic related? I want to test it but unsure how it defines "crab". Anyone know?.
>>61512170This.
>>61512047The chart above you is Aurora Cannabis, from a month or so back. Easy 2x, if you have the patience.
>>61512176i assume you mean this, and you pin it to the floor and breed it until its behavior is corrected
come on japs you can do it
>>61512176Derp forgot pic
>>61512138/bant/ /smg/ became a cesspool.
>>61512182Snibibidy snibidiy I like them tibiddies
>>61512187>became a cesspoolYea but it was ours
Alright, so *NOW* is the time to be buying $TLT, right?>>61512121>>61512133Bought 10yo Laphroaig; it tastes like paint thinner water. What can I buy that is similar to a Toki (Suntory whisky)
>>61512191ペッタンは正義である
>>61512138Um, don't we just ask him to stand up, please stand up?
>>61512115I still believe in you.
>>61512198I don't believe I have every tried Laphroaig but it's an islay which should be pretty smokey and flavorful. try a highlands next time, its usually what most people like.
>>61512198Really, no smoke?
Arnt any of you worried about a 50% crash across the board. Shit can't go up forever
>>61512233theyve been saying that about national debt forever, this is clown world blud. yolo into spacex pre-ipo and embrace godhood
>>61512233I seriously doubt the dollar would go up in value. it would only be an opportunity for people to dump more dollars into discount stocks.
>>61512233>Shit can't go up foreverWe just had a 20% crash earlier in the year and we bounced back. If that didnt blow up the system of debt and leverage what would?
>>61512226>>61512228Not a Peat smoke enjoyer, I guess.A Highlands? How's this one?
>>61512288good pick if you want no smoke, highland parks also if you want a little smoke but also on the sweet side.
All tech to high, way too highWhat isn't to high ?
>>61512334The value of the US Dollar
>>61512334techlook to multi year forward not trailingthe era of boomer value has been dead for decades
>>61512337Bull shtUSD getting ready to crash hard. Writing is on the wall
>>61512349and what will replace it?what you are forgetting is that currencies are only valued relatively not absolutely
>>61512349dollar crashing would drive socks to infinity. only a strong dollar would bring stock prices down.
>>61512115Charlie Munger was poem anon you liar. That is how we knew about the insider scoop on a lot of shit; like the yen investment
>>61512334$TLT
>>61512379charlie mongoloid died blud
I think a crash is coming. A big one. Writing is on the wall
ive never seen so much fear in like 4 years of investing...what does this mean? Seems like the whole world is expecting a massive crash
>>61512405Because it's going to happen everyone knows. It's why silver is going through the roof
>>61512405be greedy when everyone is fearfulget your fortress of solitude and go maximum degenerate with the rest
You all are buying a doomed market. Take your profits now and buy physical silver
>>61512436the bubble hasnt even begun childwait till the spacex terafab loop is formed, then we can talk about a bubble
>>61512405Because it's a currency confidence crisis. And it's the currency couples so tightly with so many countries that no market will be safe
Was that a dead bounce or is the santa claus rally starting?
>>61512449the santa rally is post christmasthis was just the end of the hanukkah heeming
>>61512118>>61512126>>61512138>>61512379I still have this apu, even though I don't drink alcohol anymoreOr invest in NASDAQ etfs anymore
what the fuck is this shit
>>61512463Damn, impressive
>>61512490the easiest short of your life
>>61512442You're going to end up losing+50% holding through this right now bub
>>61512490Check Tim Hack's twitter feed for the scam narrative
>>61512496i think i can survive a 50% downturnits not gonna happen tho
What are some financial/wall street truths that are too brutal for people to hear
>>61512510line goes upsorry bobo
crypto is pumping back up I think this yen carry trade unwind fud is finished
Buy 15000 dollars of MSTX- September 17th, 2024Sell 40,000 dollars of MSTX- October 23th, 2024Buy 60,000 dollars of MSTU- November 5th, 2024Sell 240,000 dollars of MSTU- November 18th, 2024Buy 250,000 dollars of CRCL- June 11th, 2025Sell 750,000 dollars of CRCL- 3 perfect trades. Thats' all I had to do. But I couldn't stick to the Plan (TM). Now I'm Doomed (TM).
>>61512503>up 25,000%cannibus truly was the GOAT hold>>61512490TMTG is into Fusion now.
>>61512428>buy at highs because people are panic buying and panic sellingIt is easier to just.... not.
How much would you pay for a few hundred lines of half finished market making ML code?
>>61512540its easier yes, but i thought your goal was to make money
>>61512562You aren't gonna make money buying someone else's ath.
>>615125421 trillion argentinian pesos
>>61512584its only an ath if line doesnt go upare you so certain now will be the one in a million situation where it wont?
>>61512042Investing against big pharma with illegal drugs. >This is your brain on /biz
MSTR cant keep going down. surely all inning with leverage will let me retire
>>61512595Look we've been over this it is in fact still an unrealized loss if you buy ath, it goes down, then goes higher. It's not expic to hodl all the way down and simpy makes more sensu beans to wait for a dump.>>61512607lol
>>61512607Im shorting it with SMST.
>>61512614ESL?even for a jeet this is embarassing>still an unrealized loss if you buy ath, it goes down, then goes higher.also categorically falsealso categorically false
>>61512601>illegalJust got rescheduled for medical use.
>>61512490Fusion scam company merged with DJT.>>61512405Generally people have been hedging for a crash for the past 5 years but trump's new fed pick will absolutely turn the money printer on.
if you believe the US economy will crash, change your life into being a prepper.
>>61512607i already bought at 160..people expecting btc to go down to 72k are actually delusional
>>61512661frankly these are MSTU on margin levels
>JP10Y>2.005%
>>61512653YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
>>61512360Digital currency you stupid nigger. What part of “you’ll own nothing” don’t you understand? Room temp IQ or Jewish/indian
>futures
>>61512688yo, no cap
When does the big crash happen?I'm thinking with next few months
What happened to biz? Seems like half of you are low IQ or brown
>>61512775ayee yo das zum tru shiz on god
Are we thinking now is good time to load up on BTC?Stocks are probably going to crash hardBoomer rocks cost to much and arnt very liquid
>>61512775That's exactly what happened. Redditors and normalniggers started getting into "investing", now they're here and /biz/ fucking sucks even more than it used to. I'd go so far as to say this /smg/ that we're posting in right now is the worst /smg/ ever.
>>61512775Yes, and?
>>61512775Hard to effortpost, when you get browbeaten by niggers.$MSOS *does* genuinely seem like it has put in a floor. This industry is absolutely not worthless. People are wrong about profitability, black market, and brand loyalty.The road is much clearer for cannabis than it was years ago, yet the share price for these companies is in the shitter.
>>61511805Is this QE? How do they decide just to pick these random amounts and types?
What are some good weed and miner stocksAlso good ai sticks
>>61512814$AG is unironically a good minor. Honestly, they're hard to pick. Eric Sprott is balls deep in Hycroft. /bant/>>>23775986Just go look at Don' Durretts last few screenshots to see his miner lists.
>>61512791>I'd go so far as to say this /smg/ that we're posting in right now is the worst /smg/ ever.Yeah it's pretty dang bad. Think everyone knows the big crash is coming and pretty much all have left.
>>61512814FUCK AI WARS
>>61511785annnnd ....were green.
>>61512840Thanks
>>61512846dude... would you stop worrying about the Nips? Not my problem
>>61512385he died right around the time poem anon stopped posting sherlock
>>61512841>big crash is comingYou had a good year or so to buy in back in 2022-2023, all the fundamentals are pretty good at the moment. No reason for any major drop offs to occur anytime soon.
>>61512855
>>61512866what will this do to the price of tokyo whores relative to USD?
>>61512814kenmare resources basically has a monopoly on african ilmenite (lowest operating cost) and they are down due to a one-time depreciation charge (adjustment of ilmenite prices)
>>61512791Anything that gets flooded with those filth always gets ruined. Always. Especially the internet
for me it's 2 panda express plates and a half gallon of ice cream
>>61512791>I'd go so far as to say this /smg/ that we're posting in right now is the worst /smg/ ever.
>>61512875I don't understand
>>61512909This guy's great.
>>61512859>poem anonWhat was poem anon? What I miss
>>61512936Go to warosu.org and search the biz archive for this filename: "1657664256474.png"
Wait, the USD is at 155 vs Yen even though the US has been cutting and CPI was "soft" and Japan is hiking. LMAO it's over for their money.
>>61512970Actually, it's basically at 156 already.
>>61512970>>61512972Good for an export nation, not my problem
>>61512986I know what you want, what you really really want.
>>61512933that's ai
Why everyone talking about the Japan thing? Big deal?
>>61512951Wow, that's a powerful website. I guess all my antisemitism is archived there.
Why does no one talk about the inflation being driven by Russia sanctions? If the war ends and sanction regimes get dismantled inflation will plummet and all the bears and metalkeks screeching about it will get their bussies torn open.
>>61513008it's a chinchilla, dumbass. they don't have opposable thumbs, they can't use ai
Was the Nip rate hike at 12:30 EST?
>>61513028>AD in the chartBrvtal
My roth is not under performing the nasdaq and sp500. Im not even down on much except nflx. I just didnt buy the dip this year and I didnt buy stuff like micron.
The real poem anon was also bang anon. So if nobody posts ITT until tomorrow we can know if it's really him or not. t. affirmative anon
>>61513031You get what you pay for
>>61512775Got lobotomized by jannies and never recovered. Even cryptotards have devolved into a few circlejerks about chainlink or icp.>>61512921Glad that I'm not the only one who remembers the webm
>>61513031>ADLike Anno Domini? Why?Anyway, looks like a bearish divergence. Absolutely staying away from that.
>>61513072Just BeCause.
Tom Lee of Fundstrat Global promised me $10,000 ETH>>61513074Imagine that guy doing 90% of the work on your wife's pussy, and it taps you in to finish her off; so you can take all the recognition for her cumming.What a based future we're headed toward.>>61513083No, thanks. I'm going to bee me.
>>61513098>and it taps you in to finish her offwife demands a black robot though
>>61513098>on your wifeWife? What are we, boomers?
Anyone know why SPY depegged from ES futures at 8PM? Are they rebalancing or something?
>>61513131>Anyone know why SPY depegged from ES futures at 8PM? Are they rebalancing or something?Oh n-
>>61513098>Tom Leeevery year this dude looks like hes melting and more disheveled.
Is it too late to invest in the stock market?
>>61513150Yes. It can't go up forever
>>61513098Just don't be Lee.
When do we short Carvana back down to $6?
>>61511480I had the exact same problem, its just muscle memory fucking with you
>>61513147>>61513161Santa rally hasn't even begun yet chuds!
>>61512121Jameson is my preferred drinkin' whiskey, bushmills for when I want something fancy
>>61512198I recommend Talisker, because I am biased toward anything that comes from the Isle of Skye
>>61512179im still bag holding that niggerweed stonk from trying to catch a falling knife in late 2019. i dont even smoke dope and hate dopefiends and those rugpulling drug dealer cartel faggots owe me $5kdare says dont gamble on drug stonks kidz
Are we actually getting a huge market crash in 2026 or not? News have been so schizo over the AI bubble and the tech supply crisis lately.
>JNJ YTD 44%>Pays out a divy as wellHow? Thats crazy good growth and still get cash payments. Anyone else got an equivalent? I got too much tech right now and i need some other stuff.
Test
>>61513321We did it, reddit!
There has not been one day this week when EU has not pumped markets, like, look it up.
>>61512233I'm just a beginning investor, I would welcome a crash right now to get rid of the overvaluations.
How are y'all feeling about living during the richest period of humanity?
Who of you was this
>>61513382>Mystery>Has the guys twitter and youtube account prominently displayedThese same people wonder why no one reads their garbage
>>61513405it was more polite than saying "video of fat retard"
>>61513405The mystery likely is more about how it got thereThis is the issue with english news headlines, sometimes so short you just don't know what they mean
>>61513433It's a digital article it doesn't have the constraint of a physical newspaper where you have limited space and cost so why not evolve to reflect that instead of continuing to create these garbage headlines
>>61513441it's an accurate headline babe. you're just mad that it makes your boy and his team look dumb. don't you get your news from a twitter account that starts every post with a red siren and the phrase "HOLY SH**" anyways?
>>61513449This made me laugh out loud
>Futures friday?
>>61511373>1 pbtidTrue. With a mortgagee and inflation, you almost live rent free.
The only thing on my christmas wish list this year is a small qqq pump so I can exit my retard nigger position.
Today Putin will threaten to destroy Ukraine and bomb the west. The only question is whether eurodef will pump today and dump next week or if it will pump on monday as well.
>>61513502What def stocks to buy
>>61512042Triangles in isolation are shitty, unreliable patterns. Use horizontal shapes and lines and maybe, maybe supplement with triangles.
>>61513441going back to bed. i woke up with a start when you made that comment by the way babe, looks like the exact time. i wasn't sure it was you but i trusted my instinct. we're still entangled. you know i love you, but i've looked over your posts and i can see you're having a really bad day. you didn't used to have so much anger and spite in your heart. i remember when you were turning into a real sweetheart. we can get that back someday, any time you want it really. goodnight darling. tech is pumping btw, might need to stop the presses on those history books about the bubble pop.
>>61513515RHM
>>61511933AIchuds? Why does OpenAI have to raise money if AI is allegedly profitable? Doesn't make a lot of sense does it?
>>61513502>Poopin will do the same he's been doing everyday for the past decade>Please care
>>61513546Tell that to RHM.
>>61513543No one says AI is profitable now retard. Its a wagie hollocaust if it gets improved upon more, so its worth investing into the research and development of it.
Has the new captcha seriously filtered this many regulars? This general has become slower than during the /bant/ exodus. It's not like there is nothing going on in the markets right now. EU markets are pumping, CPI inflation data is better than anyone expected, santa rally has started. Where the fuck is everyone?
>>61513643The low IQ morons drove away the regulars, then the low IQ morons were filtered by the (trivially easy for anyone in the triple digits) new captcha.
>>61513643This general is always dead at this time.
Zoom in
Nke
>>61513701Nike is a favourite of value investing baggies.
The new capcha is kino.Fastest one for me to complete yet
>tfw you see an ad for robinhood on the gas pump screentop signal
>>61513643Its filtered bots till they adapt in a few daysAlso maybe filtered sub 50 iq(all but top 1%) of jeets
test
>>61513643>cpi data is better than anyone expectedYou’re such a stupid nigger, I’m disappointed you’re able to bypass the captcha
>>61513796Surveys are fake and gay, ive never gotten one they just go the local synagogue and tell them what to fill out
Ok its not that hard
>>61513643Liquidated
aaaaaaaand it's over.
>>61513796the mom is missing, not the yoy. what is the problem?
>>61513643>>61513668pmg went through two threads last nightThink the writing is on the wall for the USD
>copper
>>61513842>tfw I traded all the copper I stole in for meth moneyno ragrets
>>61511419This is actually a really good point, we must pay close attention to the Free Checks From The Government index such as purple drank, skittles, and KFC
>>61511410Certified hood classic
>>61513842>tfw I got copper calls last week
to buy SPY calls or puts at open...that is the eternal question.
>>61513873ok time for my bad prediction of the dayslight pump in the morningdump around noon as industry news pours inrecovery by the afternoon+/- 1% overall, the eternal crab continues
>>61513881this tracks with up and down kangaroo shit we've been seeing all month. the 1D looks like a fucked up EKG.
>>61513872what do you even buy to trade paper copper?What's the 3x letf?
I'm starting to feel like the Santa Pump isn't real, bros..
>>61513895copper I usually play futures for the leverage.
>>61513903I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing
should I accumulate japanese stocks and reinvest the dividends to buy more japanese stocks? They already had multiple financial crashes, what could go wrong now?
>>61513929>They already had multiple financial crashes, what could go wrong now?aren't they getting Jeeted?
>>61511356can someone bake new thread - /smg/ triple witching edition?
>>61513910lol boomer memory
>>61513929I'd recommend Mitsubishi Heavy Industries. If only because that name sounds like it's straight out of a 90s sci fi anime.
>>61513929>what could go wrong now?
>Google Cloud lands deal with Palo Alto Networks 'approaching $10 billion,' per source
Yuronigger bonds are selling off lol
>>61513958and because they're a defense company with an increasingly nationalistic government and chynas being fucky wucky
>>61513929Buy Softbank shares and kick your feet up, brother. Masta-san is finna blow dem stock price up; gongo they say.
>“I don’t personally have a sense of urgency to need to act further on monetary policy right now, because I think the cuts we’ve made have positioned us really well,” Federal Reserve Bank of New York President John Williams said Friday on CNBC.I'm a bear. And this Fed is retarded. It's insane how they are flipflopping every few months. Months ago when inflation was higher and unemployment lower they wanted to cut and did so. Yesterday we get a surprise beat CPI (let's assume it's real) and 4,6% unemployment and this is what they say now.What is this? It's like they wanted to pump the market a few months ago against all data. And now they want to dump it with data now necessarily pointing to a cut, but it's better on inflation and worse on employment than they were expecting.
>>61514002*now not necessarily
>>61514002Soon enough you’re going to realize the “schizos” are right about everything. Wake up or don’t. I don’t care
Line go up
>>61514002>Yesterday we get a surprise beat CPI (let's assume it's real) and 4,6% unemployment and this is what they say now.I think that CPI/PPI/PCE prints and fed decisions become less impactful the closer you get to the neutral rate and baseline inflation. Now overall fundamentals are back at the wheel.
A weak start for the day, mostly crabby for the rest of it.
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61514049Based
>>61514049up 1.5% right at the bell, thank you santa
>>61514049LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61512532Okay I did that now what.
Opened Way too hot. We’re going red before lunch.
EVERYBODY ROTATE BACK INTO TECH RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
>>61514069if by we you mean bobussy
>>61514056You are an annoying faggot that needs to fuck off + the guy that responds with cute. Anyways buy dell 200$ next year a share.
tqqq walahi i will give you a taste of my bankaidaiguren hyorinmaru
>>61514073lol
>>61514071I never rotated out
>>61514071It's going the wrong way. Why is Oracle popping, their success story doesn't name any partners, it's a lie!
> sidelined for 2 days
Which memes are we slurping for N-bomb friday?
why is it always like this
>>61514110i don't understand TQQQ so I don't touch it. Simple as.
>>61514118imagine soxl but with less niggardry i mean my gains are small and my losses are bigwhen when i have 90%+ profit the gains are small because im either a pussy or i dont have money
>>61514108the foundation of the modern global economy
What is this senseless bobo mindbreak pump? I thought today is witching? Is it going to come back down? Is it stuck or something?
>>61514110way too far out. Add to that that TQQQ decays heavily, not as brutally as SOXL, but still a lot.
>>61514131its a christmas present for all the good boys and girls
>>61514131Santa Rally started early
>>61514137i disagreewhen tqqq has 2+ red days that are over 2% you slurp the fuck out of itleverage decay is a meme and jewish math unless you use it in your favor like with the SOXS prophecy
>>61514143Wanna know who disagrees with you? Your options that are decaying or expiring.From your statement I derive that you bought them early this week despite the Oracle news. You tried your luck
Missed this a couple days ago>40% of US auto aluminum destroyed overnight in fire>A major supply chain shock struck the U.S. auto industry when a late-night fire severely damaged the Novelis aluminum plant in Oswego, New York. Really gets the ol' noggin joggin'
>>61514149this is the first time in a while that tqqq betrayed mei slurped this whole week but shares and i am up bigly, as expected. when there is blood on the (wall) streets you buy tqqq and soxs puts.
>US Univ. Of Michigan Sentiment Dec F: 52.9 (est 53.5; prev 53.3)- Current Conditions: 50.4 (est 50.7; prev 50.7)- Expectations: 54.6 (est 55.0; prev 55.0)- 1-Year Inflation: 4.2% (est 4.1%; prev 4.1%)- 5-10 Year Inflation: 3.2% (est 3.2%; prev 3.2%)>US Existing Home Sales Nov: 4.13M (est 4.15M; prev 4.10M; prev R 4.11M)- Existing Home Sales (M/M): 0.5% (est 1.2%; prev 1.2%; prev R 1.5%)- Median Home Price For Existing Homes (USD): 409.2K or +1.2% (prev 415.2K or +2.1% From Nov 2024)
>>61514158looks like its mostly going to keikaku
This MUU play was SO FUCKING OBVIOUS it's pathetic. I bought the local top and it still recovered up for the day. If you could be swinging it right now you'd make bank
>>61514164I'm happy owning actual stock, thank you.
>>61514171>MicronGOD
>no bakersHow are we gonna get bread???!!
another shit day
>SOXL
>>61514174Micron's PEG ratio is only about .38 or so. There's still time, fren.
SPY pump running out of steam?
>>61514171The piece of shit company that help create a shortage gets rewarded, very niceHELLO TRUMP WE NEED A DOMESTIC RAM PRODUCER FOR NATIONAL SECURITY REASONS. (Let's assume I was american for a moment)
>>61514176lol
>>61514188If you don't feel any remorse buying oil when there's war you shouldn't feel any about this
>>61514173bake it with bobussy yeast
>>61514185Kind of the thing it's been doing for a few weeks, it pumps in the morning as markets open and then industry news will start to come in and result in a slow deflate. Then around afternoon it sinks to the point people feel comfortable jumping back and the cycle repeats.
I should have just waited fuck me
>>61514192Do yt women really?
I was actually beating S&P this month, but I of course held onto everything too long and lost it all
baking
>>61514206Time in the market. TRVST THE PLQN
>>61514110>>61514118>>61514137The products themselves are already leveraged. If you want to leverage them MORE via options, then the decay runs wild.
Not a lot going on
>>61514229thats fine my stand [NIGGER DAYS] ensures that i can never profit
>>61514248>>61514248>>61514248>>61514248>>61514248
>>61512436Why silver and not gold? Serious question by the way
>>61514280NTA obviously but silver's got more upside, I think
>>61512775>half
>>61513517Whatever works best for you.Triangles have been good to me.
>>61513222I knew not to touch pot stonks until the IPO hype was flushed out. They were infamously overvalued.
