Nostalgia edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on smg >>61528475
Why PPLT instead of LPLA?
>got mistaken for the jap girl and called babesomeone blow my brains out
RAPE
I’m all cash
>>61531048you should have scammed the schizo into sending you his inheritance>>61531047I don't know what that other LPLA is, I found a chart of LPLA that is a platinum etf on google but LPLA on my broker is some financial service thing
>>61530995Fair enough. It would be better to be farther out and farther OTM on metals because they have slow but consistent growth. I would personally take the gain from that contract next week and roll it into a further out position.>>61531009Absolutely. Consider the silver chart, and the gains from that will probably flow in to PPLT as its the only option I can see for a plat spot etf.Look back at silver and gold then consider "Would you buy this chart?" >>61531047PPLT is a spot ETF while LPLA is a holding company. Its like taking GLD over AEM. I always prefer a spot ETF as it has exposure to price changes in euro and asia metal markets due to tracking spot price. Fuck these dice, bro...
Grinch is coming to take my gains away!
>>61531077i bought SPY puts at what I thought was the top earlier, you're fine. SPY will go up 9%
If VIX hits 13.6 my financial career is over....
>>61531074thats probably what i'll do, I got it at 1.05 and there has been sells at 2.20, now 1.70, so far so goodI'll definitely sell soon and roll the dice again further outHow far do you think platinum will run? Don't want to hold the bag forever and get heemed as usual
>>61531034Why is this nigger watching the weather?
I'm up 23 poo cent on MU
>>61531053Why would you do that to yourself?
>>61531093
>>61531093he's swing trading KOLD/BOIL
bullish for bonds and equities
>>61531105Holy based
>>61531093Weather futures.
Where's the tmf SHILL
>>61531105>not being in forBEARance
>>61531113idk but that anon made this last year
>>61531119I'm down 10%
So SPY is the only thing that ever goes up.Got it.
AddNVDA 195c Dec 26 expAverage 0.04 cents
>>61531119>>61531113I didn't shill it but I apologize for making the apu
>>61531089Honestly I dont know. I wan to say spot will run to 3k by EOY, but its up almost 1k in 3 months and seems to be averaging a gain of over $100 a day. Given the smaller pool of available metal compared to SLV and GLD, it could spike to 10K by march, who knows. I am expecting a pull back probably around mid February but I dont know what the run up would looks like. I will say at least for the next 2 to 3 weeks its gone parabolic and shows not signs of slowing down.
>>61531132Well, when Jaffa calls, you answer. I guess I have my next rotation.
I'm trying to set up a spreadsheet on google sheets for next year. How do I make it so when I put a number in the "open" column and a number next to it in the "close" column that it automatically does the math and autofills the "profit" column?I have it working on my 2025 spreadsheet but I don't have a formula inserted into any individual cell, I can't remember how I did it. Help me nerds
>HYMC
>>61531136that's what scares me the most. The MACD on the day is very high, but the "pullbacks" have been light and the recovery was slow and steady before, but we've got runaway gaps right nowday RSI is also very high, my gut says it's only a matter of time before we come down for a slight correction, maybe a week?I got in way late to the partyIn other news, i'm looking at NFE, if they can unfuck themselves with their debt and the Puerto Rico thing can go well, they might be able to pull the finger out their ass and recover.I'm aiming for 8$ jan 2027 calls
NVIDIA to 200Hold my beer
You’re not going to like the next two hours mumus
>>61531148isn't that AMC's goldmine?
>>61531152you basturd son of bich you're going to blow out my 190 short calls>>61531157prepare your ho ho holes
>>61531151>>61531136>>61531089PMG is here >>61530200
>>61531152Nice payday
>>61531157I hold SPY puts green is guaranteed because I must always lose.
>>61531136What about copper
I bought a bunch of mining juniors. Not too many. Knew what to look for while researching them. Know to keep holding them instead of flip-flopping and chasing. Basically I took all the mistakes I made earlier in crypto, applied the lessons to my current picks, and it's working. I even managed to find a junior noone else was talking about, shill it here, anons responding to it well and buying shares, and that junior actually performing well. Feels good.Thank you for reading my blog.
>>61531157Why?
>>61531157i do hate making too much money that is true
>>61531163Well what are you suggesting then? Everything else I have a position in is mostly tech from 6 months ago and has been pretty lack luster. I wish QBIT would get their quant network online faster. It will be the new standard for HFT>>61531174Its fine, but the growth is much slower than the other PMs due to it being so abundant, but if you are willing to DCA down or take a LEAP you can probably get a hefty profit out of it, it will take a while though.
>>61531162You shorted Nvidia?Mad man
>>61531190I'm suggesting going to the precious metals thread instead of stinking up this one.
Anyone got day trading tips?Feel like I'm still fucking it up a lot.
>>61531198
>>61531211Oh my fucking go
>>61531199If I go there, they get pissed that we are talking about ETFs and not physical. How about you stop being a sperg instead?
>>61531199Nah, it's all good. Metals just happen to be the thing right now, why not trade them? There's no reason to hate them. We send anons back to /pmg/ if all they talk about is their physical stack and refusal to engage in actually trading them.
>>61531211no way that's real
>>61531199PPLT is on the stock marketthis is a stock market generalhehcheckmate reddit, wheres my golderino medalerinos and updoots!!!!>>61531216filter him, hes just another plebbitor who thinks he can shame/threaten us into compliance with his bugman views (he enjoys the power he has being the mod of r/cuckoldconnoiseurs)
>>61531211What the hell happened here?
>>61531222at least i'll probably get to talk to my female broker
>>61531093Corn futures.
>>61531210trade on a monthly timeline
>>61531211Jaffa is Calling
>>61531225line went up and not downsimple as
>>61531132Jaffa is Pleased
>>61531211Dont touch options man.
Guys what do you do when you are holding a complete shit and piss garbage stock and it just keeps going down for months.
>>61531250you're not my real mom you cant tell me what to do
>>61531254Shill it on /biz/ like it's gonna pop any day now
>>61531256No, but I hope your female support staff at fidelity tell you the same. It's for your own good.
>>61531211It's still not at 190, there's still a chance, buddy.
Out of nvidia with a cheeky 10% wish I had balls enough to snag a put with profit but I’m a lil bitch
>>61531254This does not happen to me because I use stop losses.
Miners trying to shake off the monkey
>>61531254Holding the bags until it turns into profit.
>>61531254are you me?
>>61531262a small price to pay to woo my female broker
>>61531233wouldnt the 190 c be a call?But then im assuming that the -684 is the sell, wouldnt it be negative if they were 190 p?Also, im taking the -$120 hit on my DFLI shares and moving that to 3/20 $200 c on PALLSeems to be moving the same as PPLT and following SLV and GLD but hasnt recovered from ATH on the 5 year.
>>61531264better to roll the dice, eh?
>>61531267Stop-loss, always off.
>>61531254Just sell it out of sight out of mind it’ll still hurt a bit when you remember you fucked up but it’ll be a dull numb hurt and a lesson learned compared to the stinging heart sinking feeling you get reminded of everytime you look at that shit
Bought First majestic silver and gor heemed. What should i buy /smg/?
I love how the illuminati think they can make everything "ok" by pumping the stock market after releasing a virus on the world and then poisoning people with a fake vaccine.And then doing a whole public debate in the news about "mask vs no mask" and "vaccine vs no vaccine" and employers terminating employees that don't get the vaccine.Fuck you.You destroyed the world and it's never going back to normal just because you pump the stock market.
>>61531289Bayhorse silver, ticker: BHS. I was told it will x100 at 50 silver.
>>61531275You can buy a lot of GF experience hookers for 45 grand. I think.
>>61531283closing is for quitters>>61531278yup 190 c is a call with a strike of 190, negative means im short which isnt the same as a put
>>61531289The only silver play you need
>>61531211CheckedPraying for u anon
>>61531289Can anyone check its short concentration? Think a bunch of tards are trying to bet against it
>>61531254I just sell, reinvest into something hopefully better and never look back. The whole point of diversifying is that while something might shit the bed, hopefully you've made more good desicions than bad ones.
>>61531293kek sounds like someone bitter they failed the iq test for making it
>>61531293anon covid was 5 years ago. it's time to move on.
>>61531211thank you for pamping my nvda
>>61531296You can short a call?That seems...dangerous, even for me.
>>61531316You sell calls that are out of the money hoping to get the premium.
>>61531296lmao naked calls obiterating anon's anusesMany such cases
This looks like a completely healthy market.
>>61531211Should I buy NVDA 1000 200c as a fuck you to this anon?I hate shorts
>>61531316Selling naked calls. Theoretically, unlimited losses. Fun for the whole family!
>>61531316when you buy a call who do you think is on the other side?
>>61531293You're half-way there
>>61531313i hope it pamps to 189.99 fren>>61531318and if it goes the wrong way you already got the premium so you can still buy rope>>61531324yes, please save me
>>61531288>>61531254Yeah it only exists when the broker app is open. I got this one weird trick: Just close the app and you won't have to deal with it.>>61531285
STOP THE COUNT
Reminder that the stock market is holding up the entire US economy and tech is holding up the stock market, if stocks fall then the wealthy 10% doing most of spending will spend less, that results in more layoffs and more layoffs will result in even less spending resulting in mass layoffs leading to a recession so by betting against tech you're betting against the lengths the US government will to that ensures the economy doesn't tank
75k Google and 150k tqqq, 100k cash, what do I buy?
>big tech pushes for AI>big tech buys up RAM>RAM shortage makes digital devices more expensive>consumer base goes down>AI generated code feeds off AI generated code needing more RAM>RAM shortage makes digital devices more expensive>consumer base goes down>big tech pushes for more AI>big tech buys more RAM>capex consumes lesser tech companies>tech companies go bust>data centers shut down>repeat>data centers go extinct>internet collapses to BBS boards>fintech system goes under>silver coins go up>internet money is just some random monero nodes>wall street collapses>washington DC is abandonedyeah it's endgame of society world ended in 2012
>>61531343A teenaged prostitute for the night
We’re either about to get a double top or a ride to 190
>>61531340work is really slow, cousin said shop is slow, foundry in town cut overtime which is extremely rare, sister who does sales/corporate for plastics wholesaler is getting laid off because they're "going back to office" lmao
>>61531318>>61531326Ok, that makes way more sense. I have just never had a position of selling a call. Hell, I dont even use puts. Im just using the calls as leverage so I can avoid margin. I also never think about the guy on the other side of the trade. Thats his problem, not mine.
I DIDN'T LISTEN TO BOCANA ANONSI APOLOGIZEis it too late now?
>>61531348>We're having an X-box party in Mark's dorm room!
>>61531211Im gonna give you a tip Please close these positions before it gets very nasty If nvidia hits 200 dollars tomorrow you are going to get a big lump of coal for Christmas
>>61531354I can't believe NVDA and ORCL are still going up on the news of ORCL's financing deal with his girlfriend in Canada (you wouldn't know her)
>>61531358The person writing the calls can do so with stock underlying or without (i.e. naked). If they have stock underneath, presumably they're writing calls for a price they're comfortable taking profits at. If they're writing naked calls, it's because they don't think it will get that high.Writing naked calls for less than the underlying stock was a month ago is flirting with disaster.
Should i also buy 190 calls on NVDA?
NVDA 52 week high 212.19
bears are you ok?
>>61531373so long as my female broker sticks it in my stocking it's all goodbesides i can always just roll it up and out
>>61531095MUGODS
I bought GFS on leverage.>pic related, my highly sophisticated ta
>>61531396Im tailing Jaffa>>61531132When Jaffa calls you answer
>>61531407Based anon using the "stocks HAVE to go up eventually" TA model
>>61531358you should only sell calls/puts when youre ok with selling/buying at the strike because it can quickly move agaisnt you. otherwise its good for collecting premium on your shares/cash
>Trump announces tariffs on Chinese chips>Makes new announcement saying tariffs will be delayed until 2027 as he doesn't want to harm NVDA H200 sales to China reportedly about to start in Feb 2026>Makes another executive order about states seething about their regulations and how it harms the data centre constructionI was bearish on AI but it seems the US government is fully committed to it and will clearly backstop OpenAI or any other player in the sector if need be
>>61531394I know about covered calls and the fact that you can use the controlling aspect of a owning a call contract to then write a call ( presumably at a higher strike price) but the idea that they could be exercised ( worse, forcefully) would keep me up at night and make me piss my pants when market opens every day. Im fine with a fair amount of risk, but lord thats wild. The balls on this man for even taking that position....
>>61531399yeah just waiting to get long vol one way or another before new years. probably with HYG puts but we'll see
>>61531409Bought $300 worth of calls at $0.15 ( pico top)
>>61531418To be fair, a properly trained LLM that is fine tuned for a specific data set is like a normal person experiencing autism for the first time.
Silver edging again...Miners are gonna explode soon
>>61531445I hate that fucking kitco banner so fucking much its unreal...
I bought puts. I have no more money. I am retarded.
>>61531211>gme baggy level lossesLMFAO
>>61531157You're right, I don't like this two hours period. What happened? Did the Hanukkah bonus checks all clear today?
>>61531288so you're saying i should sell my ex gf?
>>61531445Which miners? Bought First majestic silver at open and got heemed a little bit
>>61531452>fakest and gayest propped up market in the history of the world>buying puts
I am 1/3 in platinum, 1/3 in copper, and 1/3 in tmf.I'm listening to you retards and taking your financial advice. If I lose I lose. I'm already down by 10%
>>61531211Hope you got 13m to secure those calls
>>61531462Lunch, bro. happens every day.Everyone in lower Manhattan goes and gets a Ruben with their other broker friends then comes back and tries to counter trade them. Cyclical.
>>61531460its fine, it'll turn around>>61531475thats my female brokers problem
>>61531469Short interest is pretty high in AG and HL, I like their odds from here
My juniors keep growing fast. What about yours anons?
>>61531482>undefined riskI mean, Im not saying you asked for this, but...
>>61531484Yeah but i feel like i'm getting cucked anon. Should i keep holding it or switch to another miner?
Just buy SPY and NiggerVideoSmall caps are dead and don't move at all
GENMF
>>61531512its not even itm, and its a truncated week s'all good blud
>>61531523Yes.
>>61531524based
>>61531516Its 33% of my portfolio, I bought more on the dip this morning. its still off its ATHs and everything looks good for it big picture. Im staying heavily long until it takes out its old highs but it could easily 3x in 12 months.
If tqqq can finally fucking break 55 maybe I will eat today
>>61531524Fair, there are still a few days until EXP and the implied vol could save you. Being unemployed the last 2 months has really skewed my sense of time. I feel like I will blink the it will be the 26th.I wish you fair winds and following seas.
G-goys....What does this mean?
>>61531549That someone payed $7/mo to larp on twitter
I boughted a natural gas ETF this morning and so far so good
I just put $60,000 into a NASDAQ short ETF pretty sure January will see the NASDAQ lower driven by a worsening economy the Fed not cutting rates due to the addition of 3 new hawks and another US government shutdown
I'm goign to make a bagel (everything with cream cheese, they were on sale at KR)Maybe that will help my portfolio a lil
>>61531571Don't forget to remove all stop losses
>>61531574It's an inverse NASDAQ ETF not a put
>>61531579Anon...
>>61531571Why do you retards do this to yourself kek
>>61531482Do you think a broker is going to be responsible for losses realized on an account with your name and social security number?
>>61531583>>61531584I laid out why I think the NASDAQ will be lower in January
>>61531524Real talk anon, are you reposting these screens from reddit or is it truly your position?
soxs for the love of god just go below 3 you fucking nigger piece of shit derivative fuckyou're not even fucking realyou will never be a stockyou will never have intrinsic value you are a swap contract twisted by drugs and surgery into a mockery of the NYSE perfection
Nothing has changed with Oracle's debt load and credit risk situation.
>>61531603If anything it's worse given they just spent money buying a stake in a 45% share of tiktok with two other investors, tiktok is projected to make $33 billion next year and Oracle only gets a a fraction of that
>>61531585>>61531596only a problem if its realized blud
>>61531603okay. so oracle has to pay higher interest rates on new debt and their creditors pay more for insurance. why are bobos obsessed with this?
>>61531603They're working with an anonymous financer. It's not Blue Owl, you wouldn't know her, she's from Canada.
>>61531407GFS more like GFY (go fuck yourself) am I right
>>61531630Bulls deserve to lose their money. I'm not explaining shit. Have fun, retard.
>>61531636you literally don't know anything and just react to large font headlines and red numbers like an animal.
>>61531603just rotate into selling index insurance to fund TSLA calls. problem solved
>>61531034>News is shilling new dividend stocks>Get interested>Look them up>All quarterly trash
>>61531407I remember back when I was a glowie, I contributed a tiny bit to the CFIUS case on GFS when they were trying to sell to... the Saudis? Or UAE? I forget...What a joke of a company though
>>61531620Just brushed up on the December deal apparently Oracle and the two other investment firms took an 80% stake rather than the original 45% with no figure on how much % Oracle got but the old deal was 15% of the 45% so assuming it's still a third it's roughly 26% and Oracle is the one being paid to handle the data so they will actually clear at least $10 billion from the deal in 2026 alone
>>61531647Don't forget to post loss porn and/or a suicide note.
VICI on sale currentyummy
I'm so wired on coffee, tea, and today's gains I don't even feel bad about spending the entirety of Christmas completely alone. Gambling truly can do wonders for anon's mental health.
Space bitcoin miners.
BVLLISH
>>61531294>>61531300Bayhorse bros...when the FUCK will we see the 100X we were promised? I'm getting tired of being at .13c for the last few weeks while Silver continues to shoot up.
>>61531668He's right because people will spend less and then workers will get laid off and then you're in a recession
>>61531668nothing wrong with a lil self care
>>61531676And then you give all the people thousands of dollars in "Stimulus" checks and that will definitely fix it!
>>61531639did we just witness reddit history? ground zero? or is it slowly unfolding for us in real time
>>61531649Based high frequency compounding divvychad
Redpill me on PLG
hmm TSLA go down
>>61531671Never this isn't the 80s where exploration miners are mooning you need to have an operating mine in 2025 to see results
I just wanted to wish you a happy holidays boss.
>>61531671It's crazy what a piece of shit stock Bayhorse is. It's up like 300% since last month and I'm still down 90% from my initial investment back when it was shilled on /smg/ back in 2021.
>>61531695TSLA often peaks around this time and spends the next three months going down.
TappAlpha needs to launch a Dow fund, sp and daq are good but we need the triumvirate
Thank you silver. I just sold off my ETF, I bet it'll go to 100$ but I'm happy with what I have.I'll keep a mine though
>>61531695sadly the AI cannot do belt buckles yet
>>61531700Kill yourself.
>>61531132Is this guy about to get rich
>>61531713No fuck you. You kill yourself!
>>61531688surely the op was joking and they have those shares.. right?
>>61531717Yes he is
>>61531688how dare that nigger steal my autism for (you)sit IS guaranteed money tho
>>61531738great pepe
Copper above 12k per tonneit's over.
is a soxl stop loss worth it at this point? I keep seeing a bunch of articles about how money managers are pulling out record funds and how the most money is in the market from retail
Anyone buy Platinum?
They are now deploying the zoompumps
>there are people who are still holding BYND
>>61531524>>61531482I truly hope you're just having a giggle m8 and this is a paper account. Fidelity might close that trade for you before expiry.
My NVO bags are finally pumping.
>>61531764I'm buying! I'm buying! Fuck silver.
>>61531048Hey Babe, your hairs alrightHey Babe, let's stay out toniteRebel rebel, you tore your dressNot sure if your boy or a girl
Goodyear bros im scared We will keep going up right????
>>61531105Based
Who the fuck looked at my year-end strategy and decided to say "fuck you"?!
>>61531832that would be very surprising given that its on schwibbidy
Thinking about the developing world (80% of population)The moat of intangible intelligence is too wide to compete (chip design etc)Lots of titanium involved in modern industrialization such as hi tech machinery, operating cost in those countries are lowerLong ilmenite producers?
>Nvda short vs jaffa
>>61531869Thought you said your female broker worked at Fidelity
How the hell do people have $3,000/month in rent?
>>61531877that was someone else blud>>61531262no clue where he got that
And there are (("people")) in this very thread who are bearish. Just imagine.
>>61531880They live with their trans boyfriends in a 1 bedroom in San Fransisco, close to a trendy vegan Cafe
>>61531880urban hellscapes
>>61531898Isn't a trans-boyfriend one of those things with the vaginas in them?
Which thread is for non-PM commodities? We used to have /cmg/
>>61531913disgusting
>>61531676We already had a bunch of layoffs years ago when rates and inflation peaked. Now that we’re going to near zero interest rates and stimulus money again we should be seeing more hiring. Especially with millions of jobs sitting empty with the illegals out.
>>61531897Only subhumans short a company making 50 billion of revenue a quarter
>>61531764I have some but wondering if I should slurp some more.
>>61531880You know how.
>>61531880living in an area where rent is $3000 for a 1 br. (~2500 for studio). it's primarily because of housing subsidies. all the landlords caught on that is basically sets a market floor and they can just peg to that floor knowing more people will just have to get the subsidies. half my peers are getting 50%-80% of their rent paid so it's not really 3k/mo. it's more like $1500 tops.
>DIS
>>61531913Yes. The really really hairy smelly bearded kind you put up with because you need pussy more than you need self respect.
>>61531959>half my peers are getting 50%-80% of their rent paidWho is handing out these subsidies and what are the qualifications? You hit up several local, state, federal gov agencies for piecemeal subsidies or you just go to one place?
>The 10 year yield is higher than the 3 month yield again finallyIts so over isn't it?
IMFUCKINGJACKED
>>61531967Well if you're living in San Francisco you've lost your self respect long ago boss.
>>61531880i live alone in a 2 bed 2 bath with a 2 car garage that's 2,000 a month, I haven't set foot in the second bathroom since the day I moved in. There could be a homeless camp in there for all i know
>>61531987Why did you choose a 2 bed 2 bath when living alone? Your place probably stinks of sewer and you don't even know it. You need to run the tap every now and then to fill the piping, it evaporates after a while giving sewer gases free access to your place.
>see I'm up 50% on my IPO allocation of MDLN >Double check the IPO allocation>partially filled >Received 1 of 3000 requested shares>Up $15 total
>>61531984Nice
will the bears finally kills themselves once QQQ and SPY achieves a new ATH this year?
I hate the English. Death to all bongroids.
>>61532016Why would the markets go up when Trump is destroying this economy boss?
>>61531880A mid range 1bd in Seattle is around 2k a month.
>>61531979You need to qualify by living with minimum of two trans boyfriends and one illegal. But then you will also qualify for anti work subsidies. Only in California thought.
google and nvidia pumping. I should've bought the nigvidia dip but i went all google.
>>61532026He better keep pumping for another 3 years or he'll get impeached for epsteining
>>61531979I believe it is HUD money but it comes though the state. subsidy is dependent on county stats. mine 20% starts at $106k and 80% by 55ishk
>>61532035
>>61532003I like wide open spacesI thought chicks like guys with housesI should be spending 2k a month on crack cocaine instead
Best Robotic Stocks for 2026?
>tinker>tinkly>tinkle>DOMINATEwhy is pltr so cringe?
Who gives a fuck about SPY crabbing up 0.05 cents every hour.Give me something that will really move.
>BOIL up 14%
>>61532072Based natural gas giving more than a year's S&P return in one day
RKLB to $80 please uwu
Buy silver miners
>>61532060Boomer rocks and boomer rock accessories
>>61532059this feels like the plotline of a Venture Bros. episode.
Last minute shopping for shit gifts at Barnes Noble and line is like 30 ppl at register
bynd bisexuals are we dead???
Want a plane that loops the loopMe, I want a hula-hoopWe can hardly stand the waitPlease, Christmas, don't be late
>>61532107Haha, you procrastinating fuck
If TSLA could just take one more big run towards 500 before the end of the week, that would be great.
>>61532088still trying to unfuck my portfolio first
SOXL just keeps winning. 0% tariffs on semis will reduce pressures. Micron earnings show us that any idea that there is a bubble about to burst is bullshit.SOXL will hit 60. What do you have to do? Nothing. Buy SOXL, do nothing, and win. Its just that easy.
>>61531804MeJust got back from a delicious ruben for lunch.
>>61532129SOXL baggie detected -- trying to get out from his $60 position. See you at $7.
when do i sell my silver? (physical)
I did some napkin math on GENMF. Suppose they announce Final Investment Decision in Q1 2026 like they keep saying they will https://www.northernontariobusiness.com/mining-the-northwest/final-financing-push-underway-for-1b-marathon-copper-palladium-mine-11657500 >30% dilution on announcement>stock will react by jumping to 0.6x NPV at current palladium and copper pricesThat gives $852 mil market cap - $2.13 per share, which is 228% gain from current price.
I got some SOXX, QQQM, and SPYM today.
>>61532165You don't
>>61532060Buy some Platinum
>>61532165sell?
>>61532165You got physical? At some point people will demand silver for futures and then we're fucked. Phys Silver might go straight through the moon then. I'd sit on it, unless gold start to fall.
>>6153212945 is a comfortable place to sell. 50 is trying to maximize and taking on risk. A solid 60 is wishful thinking by baggies or first time buyers. I put stop loss after the 45 threshold, then everything else is easy peasy. You should too.
should I:>buy small cap gold miners>buy a mixed bag of gold, copper, silver and platinum miners>buy physical gold & silver>buy VOO>buy FAGMAN
what do we think of Arbe Robotics Ltd
>>61532199buy greggs
>>61532199How much are you spending?I would do 10% in phys metal10% GLTR10% VOOmaybe 30% miners and the rest in FAG
>>61532222Quads confirm. This is the move
>>61532199If you think the whole economy is fake and society will collapse in 2026: buy physical gold/silver (or even better: buy property).If you think the gold/silver market price will keep increasing: buy minors.If you wanna afk and be an NPC: buy VOO.
With precious metals going wild and 1 PBTID posts like >>61532199 you know local top is coming soon. One or two weeks away I guess.
>>61532243Local top sure, but metals and miners still going much higher
This is an open letter to Mr scott bussyant esquirePump my fanny bags and I promise you I will give that smooth boomer bussy the best balls deep raw piping down of its entire life.I will pound that enlarged prostate so hard you'll stop needing to take flowmax to piss. Your husband can watch I know you're both bottoms. It wouldn't even be gay for me to do this. And I hate to say that.
>>61532191See but I have solid data that says it will break 50. See how its hit 50 twice and rejected? Well, third time's the charm. You can't refute that.Also I can't sell until 2026 because I don't want to eat even more shit on taxes than I know I'm going to. Gotta spread my gains to tax year 2027.
My boomer boss has been asking me "have you seen the price of silver?" every week for what feels like months now, so it is feeling pretty toppy. But to be fair he does own a shitload of physical silver so he has a reason to be interested in the price.
>>61532254Are you retarded? 20%-40% drop outside of trading hours is coming. What do you think will happen to price of miners? Many will get rekt.
CentsPENNIES JUST FUCKING GO DOWN 2 CENTS YOU NIGGER AND THE OYHER NIGGER GO UP 8 CENTS I FEEL LIKE IM HAVIBG A FUCKING STROKE THIS SHIT HAS BEEN STUCK ALL DAY
>>61532270who is going to buy that many dollars?
MSTR has fallen so low its starting to look cheap. Thoughts?
so thats it then? the trick is just to buy and never sell?
>>61532288MSTR is for pussies, buy MSTU
>>61532270lol, $60 is the new bottom, max pain for you though is minimal pullbacks until $100
>>61532288Quantum is going to break the block chain within the next 3 years. Bitcoin will go to 0 and you don't want to be running for the exits once everybody realizes what is happening boss.
>>61532295the only way to lose is to have your female broker liquidate your account
>>61532168>>30% dilution on announcement>>stock will react by jumping to 0.6x NPV at current palladium and copper priceswhat? sorry if I'm retared but how is dilution going to pump the price?
>>61532310you must live in India, I can tell
>>61532310Its just wishful thinking but i feel like btc has at least one more bullrun in it. Either way ive been thinking about FIRE, putting a chunk in extremely high dividend stocks like MO and the rest in Amazon or Alphabet which seem like surefire 2-3x until 2030
>no one talking about HYMC anymorethe fuck are you guys doing?
>>61532327isnt that AMC's gold mine?I don't trust it
>>61532327It's up 65% in 2 days. I rotated some into AG.
>>61532334what the fuck is AMC? the movie theather?
>>61532334Eric bought their position and isn't selling
>>61532335any silver or gold mine recomendations under 1bill?
>>61532318FID announcement is way more bullish than dilution which is part of what enables it. That's why it's done often and bundled together.
>>61532339Yes
>>61532318Holy Necro-posting, anon.
>>61532341Why not just buy First Majestic? It's got the biggest short interest of any miner and is set to rip the eyeballs out of doubters faces
Yeah i give up. There will never be another market crash ever again, it will just keep going up. Nothing ever happens.
WMT
Someone with good DD capabilities look into ATLN.This could be it boys.This could be the thing that takes us on a ride.Look at that chart.
>>61532355How do I get options in "Other"What ticker is that?
I'm going to fucking screamApparently this is the worlds most valuable fucking penny god I fucking hate niggerexion so fucking much
>>61532351i already have a first majestic stack
>>61532361All-Weather Strategy, a risk-parity approach balancing 30% stocks, 40% long-term bonds, 15% intermediate bonds, and 7.5% each for gold and commodities to thrive in any economic climate, though his firm Bridgewater Associates also holds large stakes in major tech (like Microsoft, Alphabet) and consumer staples stocks, accessible via public filings. https://www.bridgewater.com/https://hedgefollow.com/funds/Bridgewater+Associates
After its recent ride off a cliff, Oracle's fundamentals are looking downright reasonable. Better by far than AVGO or NVDA. If I wasn't already fully invested I'd buy some more.
>>61532373Intradesting.
>>2358>>its [Google] at 1200. and its obviously a bubble. i owned it for a week and it was fun, but i wouldnt consider it a solid long term investment.<<< The "bubble" he was suggesting wasn't a good long term investmentNever change, /biz/
>ServiceNow to Buy Cyber Startup Armis for $7.75 Billion
>>61532388
Baking!
>>61532407Thanks cook!
>>61532407Based
>>61532407For free?
>>61532388The anon in question had 125 shares (at 1200 a share, so 150k). Google did a 2-for-1 split in 2014 and a 20-for-1 split in 2022, which would leave him with 5000 shares at 316 today.Seriously, never ever change, /biz/.
Baked!>>61532425>>61532425>>61532425>>61532425
>>61532416 Im at work almost got bricked
>>61532433PROMOTION!
>>61532433Me too, Anon.
>>61531987>he doesn't designate one bathroom for shitting and one for pissingISHYGDDT
>>61531105lmao
>>61532129>$60try $70