4th year of the Bull Market edition >Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>61577466
I'M NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY
>>61579968even when societies colapses, business stands.
>>61579981KEK BAGGIES
Real trading starts on Monday right? Who's working today?
Just popping in to remind the SCHD holders that the only thing they're hedging against is getting rich.You could hold 1 million dollars of SCHD and your returns will be less than a fry cook working at McDonald's.Thank you for listening to my Ted talk and I look forward to another year of laughing at SCHD baggies.
>>61580000what was the get?
dividends being late should be a crime.
>>61580004Might as well just buy bonds. They also move and you can make profit. And if they tank, you at least get 4-5%, which is more than SCHD's yield.>Compounding interestFuck off with that meme
>TSLA
>>61580022that fraud of a company should die alreadyholy fuckign shit
rug status: pulled
>ORCL
GAUZ
HAHAHAHAHAH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>61580004thanks for reminding me to buyded one (1) share of schd today
>>61580033Lol . If this market isnt a shitcoin, why shitcoin shapped ?
Why is the S&P500 going straight down? There is literally no news, it's the first trading day of the year. Is it really necessary to start the year red?
wow looks like the nasdaq could close red. this was NVDA, TSLA, PLUG, NIO, and i believe silver just a couple minutes ago. geopolitical risk is blowing the fuck out while energy is deeply red again. the economy is in wile e coyote cliff mode while everyone is party on. fuckasses
oof
>>61580051she started speaking.
>>61580051shit is hitting the fan
>>61580055oopsalso buy ZIM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what is it this time...? nvm its probably algos on news like the last few months
>>61580055>PLUG>NIOLook at MSFT.
>>61580057the stupid spin these frauds havethe company is fuckign dead and should trade at about one tenths of what its at
I sold
>>61579968I am a cryptofag my niggers, bur i boated amc at 1.63, will it ever recover my fags?
>>61580073From crypto or AMC?
RBLX going back to 40
My boomer stepdad wants to invest into a high divvy ETF, such as JEQP. I've no experience with such ETFs, so I'm not sure what to make of it. As far as I can tell it's a bet on high volatility and benefits from growth on the long term. It's not one of those TSLY high yield scams where the product loses value and you get some high divvy, right?
>>61580059What did she say? Why did AMD pump 5% at open only to dump shortly after? I don't understand what's happening, this shouldn't even be a high volume trading day, most institutional investors aren't even at work until monday. Also how the fuck does Microsoft have a -2% day on no news?
lmaoim going back to bed
>>61580081Amc, its 1.53 now
>>61580091That swiss army knife is fucking gigantic!
>>61580089bitch was talking about how theres not enough power in the planet to sustain things
Im starting the year with my female broker mad at me.. so I had a few unmet calls and made multiple good faith and free riding violations so what? That was last year come on now
>>61580051>S&P500 going straight downWorks on my machine.
>>61580061What do yoh like about ZIM?
false alarm?
Perfect time for more puts.
I've learnt my lesson. No more day trading, from now on I'll invest gradually into yearly goals at the very least. I've been so raped by utterly retarded markets and miggers and shit that I don't want to rely on quick, little money risks anymore.Maybe entering into 2026 wised me up a bit?
>>61580102got into it for venezuela but management buyout at $20 was rejected, rumour of second bid which was immediately rejected, hapg lloyd and maersk have bids submitted, board of directors effectively capitulated to shareholders. market almost completely ignoring it. actually bewildering it's not already running $25+++
>>61580004I stopped holding SCHD but that's because I realize I don't agree with some of its positions and methods. Now I use it as a cheat sheet and will analyze any company being added and unadded and will decide if I want to follow it.
>>61580105AH MY LEG IT'S CAUGHT IN A BEAR TRAP
Should I visit Shibuya Station Tokyo and live in a pod?https://youtu.be/KuyilFqBrmU?si
>>61580137maybe you should rent a billboard?
>ONDSvery based
Feelin good about my Leaf Uranium holdings again.
I should have held onto my LEU calls...
I fomoed into UUUU.
>>61580129Anon...
Boy am I glad I got that micron last week it shot you 10% today . Same thing happened to asml but I feel priced out of that.
PLUG
BILL GATES? MORE LIKE BILL RAPES AAAHHHH
>>61580085Read their trade policy and their rating on your trader like Schwab. It goes into more detail if they're aggressive and if it's a high-risk yield. You can't judge all ETFs the same.
>>61580154This post gave me a whiplash>Hah yeah, I own 100 shares of them. Great>Wait, 100 shares? It couldn't be my covered call on them is still running? pepe_with_snake_tongue.jpg>It was the Dec not the Jan expiry
>>61580117How to invest yearly?
wtfwt
>>61580117Just do monthly options setups.
It makes total sense that memecoins, sports betting, degenerate stock gambling and options trading have became popular the last 10 years. I’m 28, earn 140k and have 200k in index funds. By any measure I’m doing ok for my age. When I really think about it, the best case scenario is I marry someone with similar finances/career, we buy an overpriced house and have max two kids. I have to live close to a big city because of my career. My parents were able to raise 6 kids on one income with my dad running a small business. Maybe I spend too much time online looking at the 1% but it is very demoralising.Also who you settle down with is the most consequential decision of your life. Financial or otherwise. My ex was a Chinese expat with very well off parents and it did make me think desu. Didn’t work out for other reasons but at the very least I’d want them to have a similar career of their own. It just won’t work otherwise.
>QQQ
WHAT in the goddamn
Pleased.
this is not organic. I sold everything. this looks very dangerous
>>61580221R.I.P. in peace, David Schwimmer.
>>61580214With 200k in non-lev index funds you will never escape the rat race.That's what everyone here is teching towards.
>>61580228It makes sense.>new year>people starting their setups for the years>buying pressure
What the flippin heckarino we were just green
>>61580218>>61580224>>61579913it's just so easy bros
What the fuck is happening? The market is like a fucking casino today even with no news.
>>61580237nah spy might unironically drtp into 500's at eod
>>61580240Nice. I should have taken my own advice and got some AZO 3400p
>>61580214Good thoughts. All go out the window when you get punched in the face by life . When you have kids you wish your spouse would stay at home to take care of them so you can focus on getting the bag. Its easier to focus on career growth when your home life is taken care of . Choosing a partner with similar values and a mindset of you are in this together is key. Dont get demoralized, look at median income, and savings . Every normie is living outside of their means and is one bill away from defaulting . Figure out what is important to you , and just focus on that , everything is is just noise . There us always gonna be someone richer , or smarter or with a hotter spouse . But the comparison itself will rob you of the joy of your life.
>>61580244People realizing 2025 gains now cause taxes
>>61580238There is some serious rotation out of the mag7 minus NVDA, while small cap AI plays are up. We're risk on.
>>61580257Did the 11% gain in dogecoin not tip you off?
Everyone who didn't expect a sell-off on first days wasn't paying attention. There's lots of unrealized gains that people didn't want to get taxed for in 2025, maybe they already had lots of realized gains for last year. Those people will sell now.
>>61580244Have you been asleep this decade?
Wtf VIX, can you please make up your mind?
Thank God I dumped this and didn't get greedy
All these fucking swings and i only got 25% out of them instead of at least 200%. Im so fucking bad at 0dte
>>61580264He is correct, I am one of them.Realized a 60K gain this morning that I have been waiting through the holiday week to sell due to already having income and 64K P/L for 2025
>>61580234People like you really have unrealistic expectations when it comes to investing. If he keeps his job and can continue to invest into that index fund, he can easily get to a million within 20 years, which means he could retire under age 50. That's a dream for a lot of people. not everyone hates their job and needs to gamble with their future just so they can retire as early as possible.
can nvda stop chimping out and hit 195 so i can fucking close already holy shit
>>61580278a million dollars in twenty years will buy you a dozen big macs
I bought S&P500 , nasdaq-100 and silver with a x3 leverage at the fucking pico top and i'm already down 20%. my 2026 resolution got heemed already
>>61580289retard
>>61580294you will live to see the $100,000 dollar menu
Everything's tanking lol
I dont want to meme doomposting/boboposting because I am 99% of the time an optimist but this feels very very dangerous. I am more scared of this than I was during covid or the april tariffs. This might unironically be the end of capitalism with no recovery in the foreseeable future. I even told my parents to sell all their positions even at a huge loss.
>>61580311Saint Micron technology is up 7%
>>61580278I'm investing just so i can afford food when i retire. There won't be any public pension, it will all been scammed out and killed by debt.
>>61580315well done
Its turning into a buy day. Setting limit orders now.
>>61580315Thanks just bought 150k in soxl calls
>>61580315You are malfunctioning.>told my parents to sell all their positions even at a huge loss.What do you base this advice on?>I am more scared of this than I was during covid or the april tariffsBeing scared is not actionable.>end of capitalismCapitalism will never end. Perhaps financial capitalism might end, but attention, culture, social or preference capitalism will never ever end. In light of this, do you think it's impossible that even financial capitalism might not end that quickly?
>>61580315Michael Burry, get off your phone
>>61580051People are just tax loss selling early.
>>61580315just tell yourself2 weeks
erm, silverbros, why is it crashing (again)???
Forgot about SMX for 1 month and its now at 18 bux. How is this even possible lmao
do not panic retards its only january real gains will be made in june
>>61580331 >>61580334 >>61580338 >>61580343desperate wall street shills
>>61580315>Doesn't read the thread>Doesn't pay attention to what day it isHmmmm, why would the markets be selling off on the FIRST trading day of the year?
>>61580334You sound like a GME baggie
just made $40 in 18 seconds flipping a SPY $682pthat’s my bear profit for today (i lost hella money being bear last year, not doing it again this year)
thanks bank of america
>>61580360I'm joking. But I'm also holding more cash than usual because the big ai burst Boogaloo. It is kind of scary that we might get a dotcom v2 type of crash anytime.I don't think we'll end up mad max style roaming the earth in rusty cars for fuel and water though. Just a few bail outs.
>>61580354Dec 31 Hebrew hammer is still hammering. If its still falling Monday, i might get back into AGQ. dont want to hold over the weekend during a CME kvetching session.
I was up 13k now Im down 3kWHAT IS GOING ON?Can we just do one normal day ffs?
Cut my losses and bought MU with a x5 leverage
>>61580289>>61580310Stocks keep up very well with inflation though, so whatever 1 million USD of today's value will be worth in 20 years. Whether that's 1 million or 50 million, who cares? You're still going to profit off of the average 10% yield these index funds provide, adjusted for inflation.
Definitely getting fucked today
just tier 3 options what should i sell naked calls on first?
>>61580415MSFT
>>61580291This guy fucks
It's new year. Everything will work out, right?
annual returns? my mom did 21%, you are beating an old lady aren't you anon?
>>61580389>buying a +8% day
>>61580437No, I'm not beating elderly women.
This day's assault of niggering has been weathered.
>buy SOXL>do nothing>winFirst trading day of the new year and we're up 11%
So about that big FTNT goverment contract announcement...
>>61579968Is there ever a reason not to swing trade approaching Max Pain on witchy Fridays? How is this not just free money with decay?Thanks in advance for your response.
>>61580389Absolutely stewing about only having bought 2 calls on them
Why is this market so weak?
>>61580504shit is hitting the fan
Why is this dollar so weak?
What the fuck? I was positioned to make money today but now I'm losing instead. Is this glonald glumpfs fault?
>>61580444Looks like another pump is coming. $400 EOM
stocks to buy today?
>>61580526everything is the president's fault. you ignorant chuds elected the wrong god. Do better next time
>>61580527PLTR
>>61580540NFLX if it gets to 89.30s PLTR if it gets to 166
>>61580540SNWGF
>>61580548There has been heavy insider selling recently
>>61580560imagine finding them hot
should I buy UUUU? Will it keep climbing?
>>61580310Already have.
>>61580437Is your mom Nancy Pelosi?
hey guys, i am up 17% of this year on 2026its better than my -289% last year 2025 alreadyi think im gonna make it by December this year
>>61580461Nice. How's SOXS doing? Well shit, it's well into buy territory.
>>61580427>MSFTHow long will it take to fix Windows 11, seems like price will continue to decline based on endless complaints about it.
PALANTIR has a p/e of almost 400. I was taught anything over 40 is risky and this thing is 10x that. So what gives
>>61580046LMAO
>mu +$22wtf. this shit turning into a pump n dump like tesla awhile ago?
>>61580624they're cutesy and not fatif they're not total cunt bitches that mogs 99% of white women
>>61580666Thats the joke, Satan, it will never be fixed.
I have a 660 SPY put expiring Jan 16th that I bought months ago as insurance against a significant SPY position.Heres to hoping the market flash dumps 3% over the next 2 weeks lol.
>>61580667P/E doesn't matter for mega caps
>>61580666stocks have long been disconnected from product quality
>>61580667noone even knows what palantir actually does
>>61579968>He sold? Pawhmp eet
>Dogecoin up 14% this weekwho is buying this trash?
>>61580680They build large data processing for institutional scale clients. Basically AI data analysis and natural language search for things like medical records, military intelligence and logistics, and somehow Wendy's. Tell the computer "we're running out of X at Y location, rebalance our shipping for us" or "find suspicious patterns in hospital coding"
my LUNR sell order went at 17.8 and now I'm mad I'm missing out on more gains
>>61580680they do tai chi and photoshoots
>>61580680They got a contract to fix the logistic issues when building fast attack subs for the Navy last month. Its basically project management that never sleeps.
toxic market
>>61580710>logistic issues when building fast attack subs for the NavyThe issues are a feature of the DOD contracting process, it means a lot more money for contractors and less quality for the product.
>>61580680
>>61580392>Stocks keep up very well with inflation thoughi don't even know where this comes from. all you have to do is look at the 1960s-80s to know that this is just not true in the context of stagnant growth. inflation can run hot and the economy can be fucked at the same time dude.
>>61580680They win government contracts and shitpost on twitter.
>>61580680a 6 headed hydra on all 6 government tiddies.
GLATF Global Atomic anyone? Seems like the ideal shitcoin, I mean penny stock but with just enough actual substance it will go up despite all the reservations. Or maybe I'm purely wrong on this one. It's an uranium mine in the middle of Africa.
Calls on AESDo it now. Do not ask questions
>>61580774What type of calls?
>>61580769Tell us more. Do they have a mine or they are planning one?How big is their prospect? What country?
>>61580774which ones are you selling?
>>61580783May 2026
hello madarchodsi bought TQQQ 53$ 09/01 calls how fucked am iim still holding PALL and PPLT calls, they are still not too bad down i will be holding teh bloody until 16/01 fucking hope the stupid behenchods make silver go through moonpraise vishnu my fuckings
>>61580774Any intel?
>>61580791Oh definitely not selling or risking a dividend paying AI energy playerKek
>>61580774Under the assumption of the loss of Venezuela oil?
>>61580004Honestly don't know why its ever even mentioned when you could make more just holding an index like SPY. If you're not holding any divvy stock in a tax advantaged account then there's 0 point of holding it due to tax obligations vs just buying an index and selling when you need the money
>>61580774yes sarrrrrrrI bought may 26 18$ @ 0.10thank yo usarrrr i praise to ganesh for u i will be rich
>>61580811Are you retarded. Someone is asking you to risk your precious capital. And doesn’t have 60 seconds to do the most basic of explanations as to WHY! And you don’t even ask a question just “here’s my money”IM SERIOUS ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING RETADED
>>61580835fuck you sarrr you are bangladeshi fucking redditor bot fucking trample urself under juggernaut you stupid madarchod fucking bitch i will shit in ur ass and raep ur cow u fucking bloody benchod i hope elephant shit on ur head and all u goat get ass fuck by sri lankanrandom advice fucking best advice bloody here is my advice buy GAMB now you bloody fucking bitch lasagna
>>61580835Buddy just dyorIn like 30 seconds I see its a dividend paying energy stock with a stock price below book, a surge in recent analyst upgrades, and a price that seems to just go up in the last 30 daysIt owns several facilities that provide power for your home. It also has several contracts with AI data centers and big 7Its an obvouis bull case here. If nothing else, camp on the dividends. It literally provides energy
>>61580671don't forget no tattoos
When santa rally
>>61580845Realest India interaction I’ve ever had.
>>61580846Allow me to DYOR then. What should I buy calls. Detail please.
>>61580835Yeah bro, I bought. All in!Dont hate on my gainz bro!
>>61580852webm cracked me the fuck up
>>61580846Shit I should have fully read that comedy routine. Hahahah. >> a surge in recent analyst upgrades, and a price that seems to just go up in the last 30 daysHe say it on CNBC!
>AAPLWell there's your problem
>>61580866It probably will just get bought out desu
>>61580846>>61580857>>61580866>>61580876you fucking paskitan bitch you write like braindead redditor fuck extra spacing stupid bitch brain fried on reddit india bots control site you stupid yt bitch i will go to you house and fuck you mother she will love big indian cock you fucking paste skin stupid madarchod i hope cousin gaganpreet run into ur house with his truck he very good driver in states united he will fuck you hard and ur wife because you are onions addict redditor fuck you bitchalso buy GRRR fuck bich
>>61580876Tbh Utilities powering the AI powerplants are gonna be the biggest wave yet in the market. I wouldn't expect that to be on CNBC till it's over
>>61580885What price of calls for may?
>>61580876>>DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH >>ANALYSTS SAYI hope any of you sufficiently stupid to actually get baited even for a microsecond by this microbrain microdick microstack idiot. And feeling the last of the harsh teacher. Known as life the hard way. I probably saved some of you. Guessing your bag. 20 quid. Hahahahhaahba
Nooooo....my BP calls. BP hired a lesbian as CEO. I am ruined.
>>61580085those are unqualified and subject to ordinary income rateif he's going to be a dividend whore, he's better off investing in some utilities where at least he gets qualified dividends. EIX pays a 5.5% yield currently.
>>61580901>Not buying the next part of the AI revolutionStay poor fren
>>61580671turns out japanese wives are ogres according to their men/husbandsif your metric is based on anime or their tv shows, u r dumalso their fake cutesy shit is nauseating
>>61580904You do realize the B in BP stands for Br*tish right? What did you think was going to happen?
Crushed the market in FY25. Want to know my secret?
>>61580893It's not that they won't grow, but they'll be up maybe 30% in a year, whereas more directly datacenter or AI stocks will go higher
>>61580904Im sorry
>>61580774alright. I got 15k in calls. what now?
>>61580915zinc supplements?>>61580901wow thanks, faggot>>61580920based
>>61580920Lambo in 90 days
>>61580911Unfortunately. I was born into wealth. For me this is a side game where I compare myself to my father’s ridiculous success. I lost at the start. Maybe he will cut me out. Have seen him in years.
Semi related tho. My power bill been through the roof lately...especially last few months. A bull case is definitely on the table for utilities. Electrons will be in short supply going forward.
>https://x.com/wccftech/status/2007068290296987745I'm going to short every single company that is involved with selling PC parts, this shit is going to get so much worse, thanks AI
I almost bought starfighters at 13 like a retard
Stupid fucking orange nigger just had to fucking tweet this morning like a fucking faggot. Then you have that prancing slutty cumdumpster Scott bussyant opening his dumbass mouth too. Both of these niggers need to clam up. Their mouthes are canonically for sucking cocks and that's it.
Everything AI just rugged what the fuck happened? I'm going to go broke holding PLTR.
>>61580940you can always RENT the latest premium equipment from nigvideo. only $49.99 per month (plus tip)
>4th yearBut 2022 was red
GRRR WILL RISE AGAIN
>>61580320>Micronwhy did I sell after a mere 20%.
>>61580940unironically bullish for Intel. ARC could become the go to for consumer, prosumer, and light AI related work.
>>61580994I really doubt it, Intel is infested with Indians, that's why their CPU quality turned to shit lately
>>61580947Where's Bubba when you need him?
>>61580990You will never go broke taking profits, that said this was screamingly obvious
What do you guys think of European defense stocks? Do you think they're a good value? Do you think Europe is serious about increasing defense spending over the long term?
>>61581015I also didn't buy back in because there's a big gap up around 240, but it doesn't look like it will fill that gap any time soon.
>>61581002Indians?
How's PALLcall anon?
>>61581060Im here. Ended up clearing 100k, sold out PPLT and PALL and repositioned so im less exposed. Picked SLV so I can try selling covered calls.
>>61581048A true gap up is when there is no historical price action in the gapped area
>>61580963hardware up, software down.
>Americans wake up>market instantly shits itself Every fucking time
>>61581072Cheers anon good on you!
>>61581072Next time don't let your tax bill determine whether if you should sell or not especially with something has volatile as options
>>61581080Thanks, m8>>61581081to be fair, a 10% daily rise in silver was not on my 2025 bingo card. But you are right, I should have done the right thing, take the money and run.
>>61581095Its fine, even after taxes mid 5 figs is a decent chunk to play around with
RIP
What’s going on with PALANTIR
Damn. I should have taken those ASTS 80c this morning...
>Palantir drops 9.5% in a single day for no fucking reason2026 starting off strong I see
>>61580555So did you buy pltr?
All the relevant stocks are green. In my Yahoo Finance actually almost all I watch. So what makes it still red?Like it must be turboboomers that are heeming
>>61581166>400 P/E>for no reasonReminder that PLTR is still a meme stock and Karp is a hack.
Buy PLTR below 166, thank me later
>>61580940It makes sense. Logically it makes a ton of sense to short e.g. Newegg. But they also had a 200% rally in the last year, so ...
>>61581170I have order a bit lower so no, that could be the bottom though, SPY/SPX just hit their targets, no more downside required.
>>61581176low volatility factor is getting hit today, cyclicals getting bought. extremely bullish repositioning.
>>61581179Below 166? I missed it!
>CCJ up 7%>UUUU up 15%>GLATF up 17%Is this the s02e01 of uranium rally? Which anime girl should we elect to represent?
does it seem like there's some degrossing starting to anyone else? strange that the trash and factor stuff is flying while correlations in the indexes are slightly maybe potentially coming back from complete nonexistance. kind of the behavior i would expect to see right before shit starts melting down desu
Sold ATLN today as it was up 20%.Now it’s up over 60%.
How do I buy stocks of DOW company? What do they even make?
>>61580004There should be a reverse SCHD where you hold the total market minus all the stocks SCHD holds.
>>61580540Micron. Look at its fundamentals and look at the way data centers are sucking up every bit of memory on the planet like thirsty gazelles at the last water hole in the Sarengeti and you'll see it has a way to go. Keep slurping until the PEG gets to 1, then ride it as far as it'll go. You WILL have to unload at some point next year or year after.
>>61578680
>>61581162>ASTSstill volatile and big money is playing games shaking out weak hands. 2026 is supposed to be the big year they launch 40-50 sats. People are closely watching if they ship any and how many scheduled launches there are. If the meme analysis is correct this shit is going to be money if they get the sats launched on time.
>>61581242i know you're joking, but that's basically vugschd holders need to be scolded, have their noses rubbed in their mess however.
>>61581276Good point!
>>61581274Yeah, Ive been watching it for a while and I think its a good long term investment, but its hard to justify buying when it swings 40% a week and is up almost 300% this year. Still all that IV makes for some tasty tasty options plays, its just hard to hold on to those contracts with the swings. I will probably wait until its is back at 76 or 74 next week and pick up some calls for next quarter.
>>61581274tee hee*kessler cascades*
>>61581276I think SCHD holders should be sent to a leper island so they don't infect anymore people with their own retardation. Rubbing their noses in shit won't do anything because they'd probably like it.
bro, chill.
>>61581246>Q1 2026We are in january
>>61581211Everything tech is giga-rallying.NBIS up 8%. I sold a covered call on them @ 108. At the current rate it's gonna be breached.
>>61580904She’s American and worked at Exxon for years. She’s exactly what those clowns need.
>>61581302Kessler syndrome dont real. Space is fake and gay.
>>61581312My God. You're right.....and?
So I bought some XOM calls like /smg/ suggested. This is basically it? Am I making some kind of mistake? I just want simple XOM leverage and plan to sell a half when it hits +50%.
That's for the AES tip anon.Already up 30% $15 calls. That's makes up for this PLTR bullshit at least.I like this company more I read
>>61581246I'm massively up on my SK Hynix play as well. You need to look up HY9H as well on an Euro stock exchange. Memory and datacenters is a serious camel coming to the water through situation.
>>61581332Its 196 days out and im sure with it being a mega cap there isnt a lot of IV in the contracts. It looks like it will keep going over the next few weeks, but you will probably need to wait until it hits about 130 or so before you see more than a 15% return on those strike prices.
Bought a shit ton of BRK.B at an average of 499.50 recently. Is Greg Abel gonna fuck me?
>>61581348I'm a little leery of the Korean stocks. Their bookkeeping is extremely fucky and non-transparent. Still, I'd buy a little Hynix right now to go with my MU/WDC/SNDK Semiconductor Gold Rush Mutual Fund if I *could.* Which I can't, unless I want to buy some weird Korean ETF, which I don't because of their fucky bookkeeping. Anyway. Best of luck to you and yours.
>>61581354Getting rid of buffet is an improvement. He lost my trust with Kraft Heinz. He has been on a losing streak since then
>>61581355Try EWY?Seems to be a market wide ETF that is heavy in tech. Top two holdings are Samsung (25%) and Hynix (18.75%)I might pick some up...
soxl is up 13% with nasdaq barely green.
>>61581368Nah. I'm up 8.6% for the day so far in an extremely crabby market, and that's on the basis of those three stocks I mentioned. I'm good, actually.
I only have 2000 dollars to invest...What would be the best course of action? From what I could gather an ETF. But which one? And honestly, what good would it do me to wait 1 year for like 100 bucks that the ETF would give me?
>>61581368Korean market has insane structural disadvantages that can distort the index and top companies. The crazy inheritance tax leads companies to be incentivized to actually have lower valuations, when you die in Korea the government takes 60% of your wealth even directly taking shares from rich families. This is theoretically an opportunity for a repricing like the recent Japanese corporate reforms but I’m not optimistic. Before you put money in Korea make sure you understand the ins and outs. Most of these companies are not run for the benefit of shareholders in the way a US company is.
>>61581386you could double your money following the market in about 7-8 years. the trick to earn money with etf's and stocks is to actually have money. problematic I know
>>61581386Put it all in VOO , VTI, or VT and do nothing to it for the rest of your life. It WILL grow overtime, at a compounded rate that will be difficult for you to achieve yourself picking individual stocks.
>>61581386Make like 2-3 trades with settled funds each week. If nothing is trending, simply wait (don't trade that week). Trade the trend, the trend is your friend. Ride out your winning trades Cut your losing trades (learn when to do this <<read)
>>61581386I have had good luck with AIRR. I invested some money in it for my father, and he is also happy. 31% for the year ain't bad in anything. Just remember to keep averaging into it as often as you can.
>>61580940>I'm going to short every single company that is involved with selling PC partstheyre going to have record profits though.
>>61581386The three general rules:1. Invest in what you know2. No risk, no reward3. Never put in more than you can afford to lose. Realistically what >>61581393 said. Low and slow overtime with a DRIP if it has a dividend. Just put into the investment like you would a saving account and get better returns then you would a bank or CD, etc. Or....listen to the voices...buy the 0DTE SPY put....just do it....>>61581387Very interesting. I dont know much about Asian markets, but Samsung seems to be making large moves for the long term (like buying a silver mine) so I really just interested in them and Hynix, but Im sure there is a better way to get exposure.
>>61581386Gotta swing for the fences anon
>>61581386OTM 0DTE SPY puts, if you don't build wealth you'll still build character
solded all my schd. This is quite the pump that I don't understand but it's probably a high variance movement today
2000 dollars is nothing, you should just gamble everything until you hit at least 50k then you can play it safe
>>61581368>Corea ETFHow do I know that it doesn't also have a massive share of KPop producer stocks?
whats the play nuclear bros. Do I sell today and hope for a pull back on monday or would that be retarded.
>>61581421they look like clowns lol
>>61581423Don't fuck around, just keep holding.
>>61581421Thats the risk you take with an ETF
>>61581420Do not listen to this excitable person. The smaller your principle, the greater care you must take to safeguard it.
>>61581386Wait for a bullish "go" signal by the market then pump that 2k into weekly or monthly [index/ETF/stock] bull call debit spreads. But I'd recommend SPX or the mini version of that
>You will have your hot showers. Consumption behaviors of Americans indicate that they spend 98%-116% of their paycheck on a monthly basis. Society as a whole will not walk away when they're three meals away from going hungry.Is this true? I only spend 200-600 dollars on consumer goods like food. Why are people spending all their money?
>>61581413What a nasty degenerate cunt you are
>>61581441No, >>61581420 is right. You are ngmi if you just go bogle with starting capital of 2k lol. Have you done the math?
Everything i have is down except oil.
>>61581428nigga fuck you
>>61581434I never see this banner anymore.
How do I find out if a company is dead? I don't mind taking the L, just want to know if the company is done for good. Named Bee Vectoring Technologies, it's unlisted now so not shilling. I got reddit memed and deserve to be thoroughly shit on.
>>61581450Because when it comes to old fashioned values like 'saving' and conserving' your average middle class American is dumb as a fucking rock. This is not a new development.
>>61581459Crime against humanity ain't it
>>61581462I mean "just saving" in your checking is dumb but I'm putting it all in my investment accounts, I don't understand how these people expect to retire at this rate.
so is BOIL just going to shit in the pit for a long time? natural gas is important.
>>61581450if you don't spend your money ASAP you are losing money because the inflation rate is bullshit and the value of your dollar is constantly decreasing
>>61581454Crazy that Micron at 282 dollars was actually a discount.
>Go to local breakfast joint nearby with father>We only ordered a breakfast french toast sampler, a brunch burrito and a danish pastry with 2 cans of coke, that's it>$45 for fucking TWO PEOPLEI mean it tasted good but seriously why the FUCK is a damn breakfast so expensive now??? I'm gonna just make my own pancakes, waffles, bacon, eggs etc. from now on, no more eating out. Fuck this recession.
>>61581473you don't want to know how many times I have heard "social security" as their retirement plan.
>>61581473most people dont plan or think so far ahead.
kek! Not even BYND is "spared" from the rally today. Up 9%.
>>61581301>swings 40% a weekbuy when swung low, once they get their sat in orbit its money printer. Sats are paid for so its just monthly revenue from hundreds of millions of users (they partner with cell carriers all over the world to provide a supplemental service, not a competetive one).
>>61581475natural gas is industrial waste anon
What a brutal fuckup of a day
>>61581459I think they pulled a bunch of them when they separated the work safe boards, because that was easier than setting up a different folder, I guess.
>>61581484>you can opt out of your wages being garnished for income tax but not for social securityinsanely jewish that you are forced to pay into something with garbage returns instead of paying into the shit & piss 500
AI now basically is like the moon landing. It serves no economic purpose anymore. Everybody knows no money to be made out of it (Oracle). But you still want to be the first, the best. And with government now also stepping in, it's guaranteed hardware expenditures. This is why these fuckin goldshovel selling companies keep the market up. And then they also announce to increase prices, knowing the gov has their back. Truly american
>>61581505I seriously doubt it will survive the boomer die off.
>>61581494Buy low, sell high?Thats not the /biz/ way!
>>61581500Not if you own some Micron. There's still plenty of time to buy in.>>61581509>This is why these fuckin goldshovel selling companies keep the market up.Indeed. To my continuing pleasure and enrichment.
>>61581483went to perkins last weekend, serving sizes were abysmal. just raise the damn price ffs otherwise i have to order two fucking meals. also overheard manager talking to a lone guy getting a dinner, said they've been slow for quite awhile.>>61581494what's the biggest upcoming event? what date?
Nobody here is beating market, why don't you just index fund and forget rather than wasting all your time for negative EV
>>61581519Whatever I buy goes up for a bit and then drops and I always wait too long
How do I get to Shibuya terminal?
>>61581521they can't do that, if everything just increases prices instead of decreasing portions then it will be way easier for the goy to see that all economic data provided to the general public is complete bullshit
>>61581500Skill issue
>>61581530I know
>>61581524Just go to the station attendant and say chinpo nametai and hell tell you
>>61581522thats what I do. my secret is that I am not delusional and aware that I am a retard. its like a secret irl buff to keep my ego in check.
baking
Why is my natural gas x3 etf down?
>>61581475I dunno if you bought Boil but the 'trick' is that it pumps ahead of weather events.>east coast US suddenly gets a huge blizzard in januaryBoil will probably pump>natural gas is being accumulated in september for the winterBoil will probably pump>it's june and there's a massive heatwave in texas with 110 degree weatherBoil will probably pump.In a certain sense it is the easiest thing to time, but people fuck up thinking it's a long term investment when it is sharply tied to seasonal weather movements.
>>61581521>said they've been slow for quite awhile.Businesses would rather collapse than offer people food at good prices.
>>61581523Stop day trading and start investing, anon. Buy some MU and hang onto it until the PEG gets up near 1. That, barring nuclear war or another Depression, is a fairly safe bet.
>https://x.com/AFpost/status/2006893075931787534>Over 1 million fake degrees handed out in police crackdownSHORT ALL TECH COMPANIES SSAAARRSSS
MIGRATE>>61581554>>61581554>>61581554MIGRATE
>>61581551I'm not day trading
>>61581535I think the phrase you are looking for is "Ecchi Kudasai"
>>61581549chain restraunt business model isn't cut out for a collapsing bottom four quintiles. owners expect an easy self-managing business that will pay without having to think about it but they're in for a rude awakening imo
>>61581528whaaaat nah dog the "real economy" "grew" 4.3% annualized last quarter you don't believe that?
>>61581571food and restaurant industry will be bailed out this year i think. too many jobs tied to it and commercial real estate values need it too.
>>61581581everything is going to get bailed out this year (it won't work)
>>61581546>just predict the weather bro
>>61581522i would still be here shitposting all day might as well be gambling
>>61581522Everyone here but you is, skill issue
>>61581509Really? You can't think of even one economic purpose you could get with AI?
>>61581546how much money have you made from trading it if its so easy?
>>61581386get a job lol
>>61581853cringeMake sure to pay your taxes to support your neet masters
>>61582638you're not going to get anywhere investing $2000. If you don't have like 300k, 400k, you should at least work
I think you guys owe Trump an apology
