絶対領域 edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on smg >>61579968
ring ching chong to you too
>>61581554>https://x.com/AFpost/status/2006893075931787534>Over 1 million fake degrees handed out in police crackdown>https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/2006008777984860455>Indians can buy a fucking PhD for $350SHORT EVERY TECH COMPANY SSSAAARRRSSS
Marijuana stocks looking slurpy, TLRY guidance will probably be pretty good.
>>61581565>Indians can buy a fucking PhD for $350But it also only works for blacks and indians. Considering that whites are rejected when they have actual degrees, blacks and indians could call a crumpled up napkin a PhD and still get hired on the spot
>>61581565Honestly devils advocate this is exactly like bootcamps but way cheaper, if he can do the work and gets the cheap fake PhD but the Chinese get defeated in tech then I don't really gaf.
>>61581565yeah boomers could buy a phd in the 70's for $350 too. priced in forever ago.
>>61581574I wanted to buy yesterday but my broker prohibits it. If anyone gives a shit here are the tickers>TCNNF>GTBIFThese little bit more riskier>VRNO>CRLBF>NLCP safer and with yieldDon't buy the ETF, it has around 30% yearly drag.
you ever look at the chart of something you are holding and wonder why in the world you bought it?
>>61581613Lemme guess, Paypal?
>>61581613no because i buy random shit that gets shilled here so i always know why i bought it. Sometimes i forget what the company actually does and i have to google my own positions
do not buy klarna whatever the fuck you do
>>61581613No, because I use stop losses. However, I often look at charts I sold too early and wonder why I did that.>pic related
>>61581622no, USO. i bought the top a few days ago.
>>61581632Full ported in
I don't get why AI companies are buying depreciating graphics cards and ram, while regular people around the world buy gold and silver.
>>61581632What do you mean, its only down 30% from IPO this year. Thats value!
>>61581583>yeah boomers could buy a phd in the 70's for $350 too. priced in forever ago.That's actually 10 ounces of gold, which is more than 40k today.Boomers paid 40k for that PhD. Though a PhD is not something you pay for.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61581671good start to the new year
I'm so tired.>Verificatiön nöt required
>>61581671-0.7%terrible week for techsissies
>>61581671Up 9.47%. To hell with silver. Buy semiconductors.
>>61581671+2.8%
>>61581671+6.34%. Good enough.
>>61581671+6.2%
>>61581671Weird day. All my single shares are up 10%+, pulled out of my calls this morning and repositioned into my MACD reversal strat.
>>61581671+1.89 poocentdon't look at what DXY did today
only a week until our anniversary babe. wish i knew what you wanted, i would get it for you.
>>61581671+3.9%. Guess I'll take that.
economy is good economy is fine+4.3% goy
>>61581696i want an obedient japanese sex slave that cooks and cleans
>>61581671+2.14%Silversisters, the hedgies can’t suppress us for much longer
>>61581671Not even checking. Between AMZN, PLTR, and META, my bussy got wrecked. At least nigvideo and the late S&P rally offset some losses but it's still bad. Was hoping 2026 would be good but it's not looking like it will be.
Nu Scale power or UUUU? UUUU has already gone up over 200 percent while SMR is still down throughout the year so wouldnt it make more sense buy smr if I wanted some nuclear exposure?
>>61581716i want an ornery american nag that tells me what to do
>>61581671Today: -0.69%This Week: -0.99%This Month: -0.69%This Year: -0.69%Bad start to the new year
>>61581728well i told you what i wanted faggot, get on it. I know you can rent them for 5k a week. Buy me one
>>61581671up 0.1% all because of amazonwhat an absolute niggerfaggot day
Nice nice...closed up 55% up on my AES calls. Thanks to the anonymous chad for dropping the tip. Sold most of them, bought 100 shares to farm divvies and future growth and now onto the next
>>61581731how long are you gonna keep 2025 in your graph? now is your opportunity to move on finally
TSM
>>61581671Up 0.54%Starting to dca my roth IRA contribution
Ok, on what news? Were they dumping into eoy for tax reasons? Are they this excited about bombing Iran again? What is it?>>61581725One of the major SMR investors dumped its shares to take profit last year, that's one of the reasons why it went down so much compared to other nuclear startups. >whichAre you gambling a lot or a little?
>>61581756I added a second line in the top right for 2026I don't deserve to move on
>>61581773time to change brokerages that's what i did that one time i lost 140k gambling on soxl 0dtes
>>61581773Agreed, the fact that you're only down 50% is a joke. I believe you can be much more degenerate than this, anon
>>61581792True, he could be like me an lose 50% in a day.
>>61581786but then how will you get a bratty msgk broker claiming your portfolio needs correction
>>615817716k of my 17k portfolio
>>61581725What kind of question is this. These two companies are in two different segments. Go with UUUU, it just went through a period of consolidation and is still 17% shorted. Buy the hate.
>>61581633I want to buy back into hardware companies but>10% in a dayI can't believe 279 was a discount.
Am I doing it right?
>>61581646maybe because they arent retarded and poor. Their companies are worth trillions of dollars, meanwhile rock boomers lived through the easiest time in human history and most dont even have $1million saved.
/bant/smg is kill
>>61581873Instead of the big tech sector it should be triple leveraged semi etf sector but you are doing alright.
>>61581873Commodities are the play in current year, ain't it so?
>>61581879Current year strategy is full port+margin into spacex
>>61581731Impressive graph, well done.
>-0.23%I'll never recover
>>61581898You're already taking a loss anyway so the next logical step is to throw the rest of your money into OTM 0DTE options
>>61581874Losing money isn't very smart.
>>61581671+1,68% today+37,8% last year
Are there photonics phonecians out there?My POET and AAOI are doing jumping jacks. Wondering if anyone knows other promising stocks in the space.Also, thoughts on hydrograph or CTGL (they’re doing drones)?
>>61581888Checked and thanksI spent a lot of time in Excel making it
holy fuck what are these fucking captchasI won't post again
calls for 1/16? breakout before Friday?
>>61581924https://youtu.be/U4COzhbp-Sc?si=Zzfjb-kUYbd-ux2I
>>61581924Another jeet filtered
>>61581932delete this
You don't want this to happen to your waifu do you? Buy XOM calls to protect her smile.
>>61581554>>61581591>>61581702>>61581839>>61581879
>>61581810I take it you're not leveraged then.>1/3 in a single nuclear startupEven if you insist on betting on power, you can still spread your investment around. BWXT, NNE, GEV, OKLO, GE, RR.But I'd suggest including some RE miners.
>>61581986Syronara
Bought back one share, it is legally allowed to be a cunt and dump now.I wonder if I hadn't sold early and held until january 1st (like I originally planned) would I be pissed now that it's up on the second.>>61581924>basic shapes are hard
>>61581909Im sure you are smarter than the largest companies in the world
+400% today on PLTR putslol, lmao even
>>61581917Id go with lumentum over the other two. I work in the industry and theres been an insane ramp up in orders that use Lumentum equipment.
>>61582027>Id go with lumentum over the other two
Basically, am I fucking stupid for buying this dip? There are indescribable signals inside my mind telling me that it is something I ought to be doing.
>>61582042You are stupid for investing in massively overprescribed poorly understood drugs
>>61582042Looking at the volume mix, it looks like everyone else is buying the dip too.
>>61581874>>61582011You're like that insufferable chink in the big short (yes it was slop, no I don't care)
>>61581671+0.38%I'll take it
I think I just shorted the generational silver bottom
/smg/ I bring you $LODE. Solar panel recycling. Currently valued at below asset scrap value. Becoming profitable and showing the tech works will be a major goal. Haven't done any deep research, just throwing this in
>>61582059...why would you short it now when it bounced off 70 back on wednesday even with the margin hike and low volume trying to push it down? should have at least waited until monday to see the trend.
>>61582069>LODEGo back to /r/pennystocks.
>>61582075I thought we were going to see 69-68 again before breaking to a new rip. I rode ~40 to 82 and exited at 72. figured I could take advantage of some negative price action.
>>61582059Why do they put cotton candy in our walls?
im going to be poor 5evr from missing out on these gains.
Can someone explain me why oil stocks (Chevron, XOM) keeps pumping up while THE FUCKING BARREL keeps dipping and cheaping out?
>>61582121Forward-looking. Same thing happened with miners couple months ago - gold crabbing but miners just started going up.
>>61582042Yes, you are a moron. Bunch of shit is coming out about their drugs having even worse side effects than previously thought. There's a very realistic chance for it to go down 90%+
>>61581671down -1%gld and vzsla dragging me down
>>61581725>tfw bag holding uuuu at $20>tfw still bag holding all minerals stocks>tfw didn't sell during the peakim hoping i can break even this year. this shit too volatile.
Dear faggots ,Sold my first put today. Thank you for attention to this matter .
>>61582053The quant chink was cool so cope and seethe
>>61582121Do you watch the news at all? SHTF in Yemen and in Iran.
>>61582121Because the US is stealing Oil they can sell for high gas prices.
>>61582111To tempt you and feed the guy living in them. He has one hell of a sweet tooth.
>>61582163Is that's why my oil did well today, it was the only positive thing in my sad portfolio
>>61582053Not slop, and most people on biz would have a certain level of respect toward that guy at the very least.You're talk like a fag, and your shit's retarded.
>>61582152Congratulations. Dont let the money change you.
>>61582059Hopefully
>>61582163zion don going to start a war on behalf of Israel on his way out.
Guess I'm not going to make it to $1moh well, i tried, a little bit at least
>>61582200What's the deal with bcm? holding a bunch of it, merger with highland silver? was kinda hoping it would be pumparoni
They're going to make infinity money this year with the computer hardware prices ballooning. plus, retail/food industries and poor people getting bailed out. we could see 30%+ S&P years again here.
>>61581646If you don’t understand the difference between a productive and an unproductive asset you’ll remain a poor metals holder kek
>>61582286Yep and most people aren't needed at their jobs. The Fed is going to lower rates to save the crumbling job market, but all companies will do is borrow to buy more RAM. The Fed is going to have to super juice the economy to save the job market.
>>61581924The captchas are an iq test and it sounds like (You) flunked it
>>61582306What job market? The employment figures have been outright lies for decades.
What am I even supposed to do this weekend? Already did all the errands today. When are they going to have 24/7 markets.
are we doing a movie night this weekend?
>>61582321Get blackout drunk and reminisce about all the exes and missed chances. Mix in the creeping anxiety and stress of running out of time as needed.
I can't believe that the fire in switzerland with a death toll that would make a lot of islamists jealous wasn't a bomb but genuine retardation.
I watered my dragon's breath pepper plant...and I found fucking APHIDS on the leaves. Bro, its fucking winter, how did they even get inside my house?! I had to spray those green little niggers with neem oil and soap to kill them.Also, I tried to buy more fertilizer to prep for spring season, and DUDE. Prices on the 'Down to Earth' slow release fertilizers(best brand to buy by far) like seabird guano, crab meal and kelp meal went up $10-$20 EACH. Did Trump put fucking tariffs on organic fertilizers now?? This is bearish for gardening and agriculture stocks...
>>61582400some would call them happy accidents
>>61582403go to Belarus and run a fertilizers smuggling ring.
>>61582331Shut the fuck up yo it was me
>>61581671+0.41%I've not put enough into Korea fug
>>61582337I did that NYE however. Maybe tomorrow it will seem like a good idea.
>>61582331They havent missed one since it started many years ago.
>>61582491there hasn't been one past couple weeks
US stamps cost 78 ¢ now
>>61582543I have a book of forever stamps from like 2006. My best investment yet.
>>61582543should I long stamps? sounds like the next Bitcoin.
>>61582543>US stamps cost 78 ¢ nowThe price of stamps shall climb ever higher
Fed loaded up on a smooth $104billy within the past four weeks EZ
>>61582623why
My managed account actaully did alright todaymaybe i should just put all my money in there
>>61582627Fed didn't feel "ample reserved" any longer so they gotta binge a little, please understand.
>>61582623that's rookie numbers
>>61582627retail therapy
>>61582627Why not, it's all fake and gay anyways
Why do I always start violently farting around 5pm?
I have some heavy AMZN bags and it looks like it's going to grab all year again. Should I start selling covered calls at say $250? If it actually strikes I can rotate into something that isn't dogshit. Anything to look out for to avoid getting jewed on this?
>>61582707Consider an investment period longer than a few months, assuming you have the mental capacity for such
>>61582286holy based
>>61582707let us know when you sell your covered call because that's when amazon will finally pump
>RIP /bant/ /smg/.
henlo mister jeromeplease fix my lifethank u mister jerome
>>61582736ever since 4chan got shutdown and we got new mods there isn't a reason for /bant/ /smg/I only ever got banned for "off topic" reaction images by faggot mods which makes no fucking sense because what even is an on topic reaction but that hasn't happened for months cause new mods
>>61581725>>61581839>>61582150Hold UUUU till $80. Trust me. I bought at $13 and again at $20.>SourceI saw it in a dream.
>>61582707No wait for Amazon to start pumping before you sell a covered call. The IV should go up as well if it pumps a little.
>>61582747>I only ever got banned for "off topic" reaction images by faggot modsYou are underestimating how gay the pajeet /biz/ mods were. I used to get banned for posting anything slightly political during an election year.
>>61582760I would get banned for politics a lot but it was stupid shit like discussing the Iran conflict and whether there was a chance for escalation and its impact on oil. Like shit that was DIRECTLY impacting the markets.>"Israel just air striked Iran!">banned>sure enough 5 minutes later the markets tanked Genuinely thank FUCK we don't have pajeet mods anymore
>>61582736oh no, wheres the ai girl avatarfag going to post now
>>61582286Besides GPU's most ram/cpu/motherboards are just normal discretionary spending. So people are just not going to buy that shit if they jack up prices. People weren't buying McDonalds because they raised prices. They aren't going to suddenly pay double for upgrading their machine
>>61582779is that the guy stalking that nip girl
does anyone here even play vidyai dont even play rimworld anymore with my 7900xtx pci have 2 monitors and i dont even have my 4K OLED monitor on
>>61582788I'm playing a star wars star sector mod and it's amazing. Besides that doom eternal and helldivers
>>61581574I have no expectations at all for cannabis stocks. Just look at the Canadian situation. It’s an absolutely terrible industry to invest in. No money in it
>>61582788I used to play some tarkov before the VM ban. now I don't play much beside an occasional spree of Minecraft or anomaly.
>>61582788the only vidya i play since 2015 is civ 5
>>61581633I know that feel. You just have to remind yourself that statistically speaking you're better off. I came out with a 37% average return last year mostly due to sticking to very strict self imposed rules. Ego and emotion are the enemies of profitable trading.
This poster >>61582779 is PENELOPE
>>61582749It better fucking pump I need it I'm desperate for gains hope is my only hedge here
>>61582788I bought the cyberpunk dlc a few weeks ago after beating the main game at launch. I didn't get very far but it seems decent so far and worth the money from a dollars per hour of entertainment perspective.
>>61582788I only play gachas. Casual gaming is the best gaming.
my property tax assessment is going from $380k in 2026, to $400k in 2027, and to $420k in 2028. So, they are already baking in the incoming real estate stimulus. Will be nice to see the American working class get normal and real jobs again instead of college scams.
>>61582873I went from designing and building aircraft components for $90k to sitting in teams meetings all day while shit posting and trading for $150k. real jobs will not win until the market changes.
>>61582873Look at the bright side, billions of dollars are being given to homeless and illegals and you get to pay for it.
Uranium stocks were up 10+% today. Probably going to see uranium go to $120+/lb by March.
>>61582911that'd be sick, i have a considerable amount of money sitting in sprotts physical uranium
>want to drink booze>trying to go back to college to get a data center degree>I should finish filling out these forms>???>can't contact the financial aid office because the link is broken>financial aid HR lady has a name like Charity Jackson or somethingOf courseNone of this shit ever runs smoothly huh.
Get uranium delivered to your house. That way the CME jeews can't suppress the price.
>>61582924>he doesn't have his own physical stockpile sitting in his basementIf you can't hold it, you don't own it!
>>61582931i did look into it. sprotts lets you redeem shares for gold/silver/copper/etc but not uranium
>>61582925>data center degreejust sign up for Uni of Phoenix and you just pay like $85,000 and a year later you get your paper degree, and the best part they will help you get all the student loans you need to pay for it
>>61582911Which ones have you bought anon?
>>6158292510/10 story. You should be a writer.
>>61582938CCJDNNUEUUUUPlus, Denison just announced today they're about to begin construction on their flagship project today, to be in operation by 2028. Will be one of the biggest new projects to enter the market.
>>61582937I only need to take X amount of classes because I already have Y degree to transfer over to doing Z career.
Micronbros?
>>61581671+1.09RZLV 11.67CCCX 9.87MP 8.8QBTS 7.57IMSR 6.87RGTI 6.54SOFI 4.92CELH 4.39AMD 4.34HOOD 1.86WBTN 1.38NVDA 1.26Decent day that would have been great, had it not been the combined drag of META, AMZN, TSLA, and PLTR.On the plus side, I bought a little of each at near the bottom.
>>61582788Sieg heil nigga. I only play BG3, Civ V and Mario 64 (switch). PC is 10 years old except graphic card which is ~3 y/o: ASUS Dual GeForce RTX™ 4070 White OC Edition 12GB GDDR6X that I picked up for $609.99. Retails for ~$150 more today kek.>>61582814Based
>>61582788songs of syx
To the anon I called a nasty degenerate cunt in the last thread, I apologize. I feel bad about this.
ASTS bros we riden the rocket. Just warming up for the big blast off. Expect some major price swings up and down, mostly up. 2026 is the year.
>futures
>>61582788emulator chad herebeen slowly going through skies of arcadiapretty comf
>>61582788>does anyone here even play vidyaI used to play tempest at the arcade, but its been a few year.
>>61583013This pairs well with what I'm listening to at the momenthttps://youtu.be/CsPekezuric
>>61582788Recently played a mod of Final Fantasy 1. Modern games are usually a bloated mess, and I don't feel like digging through 10,000 pages of shit in the steam store looking for a fun indie
I was walking through the aisles at KR just now and saw these on like a mega discount. I think they're being discontinued. So, I invested in a bottleBuy the dip, amirite?
>>61583127good call anon
Are you prepared for 2026?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kEts37mICY
>>61583187I'm finally prepared for 2000.
>>61583187i'm selling all my pm next week
do i buy some cheeky MSTR?
>>61583127hmm they looked pretty good. Maybe hold onto it there could be a market for goyslop collectibles in the future.
I went full retard and used some of the stock return investments to buy 128gb of ram, that corsair dominator titanium 6000 CL30 for $1300.I will take the bet and say the tech industry is going to get so much fucking worse in 2026.
>>61583255Maybe I'll go back and buy the rest of the shelf tomorrow
>>61583127ewwyou fat fuck
>tfw Day 3 of nofap 2026...I am sexually frustrated and now the market is closed...what else is going to take my mind off porn for two days...??
>>61582321>When are they going to have 24/7 markets.Later this year.https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/nasdaq-seeks-extend-trading-hours-wall-street-gears-up-247-move-2025-12-15/
>>61583395drugs, typically. >>61581554are you all slurping this generational btc bottom?
>>61583438last time I took Adderall, I went on a 14 hour goon session.
>>61583438i want to make money so i am slurping SLV and MU
>>61583446weed and liquor usually keep my dick soft long enough to make it to the next day, but no fap for me is impossible. by day 6 I have complete brain fog and wake up humping my pillow for an hour every morning. It just feels like a form of self-harm after a while.
I got headhunted so now it makes sense for me to wagecuck again, these golden cuffs hurt so bad.I wish my parents died so all of this would go away...
>>61583460>weed and liquordude i dont wanna bloatmaxx either.
>>61583490sorry, weed OR liquor. but you dont get to have your cake and eat it too. dopamine needs somewhere to go.
Baster bitch Robin, GO UP!
>>61583451>i want to make money so i am slurping SLV and MULolI put an order for MULL at 89 bucks a week ago, then canceled it when I lost faith. It literally went down to 88.20 or something at 4 pm on thursday before that megapump to 111 bucks. It's sometimes shocking to me when I call bottoms so accurately, and then utterly fail to follow thorugh.
>>61583470Golden handcuffs are the worst.
US attacking Caracashttps://x.com/officialrnintel/status/2007333595250303152
>>61583127society collapsed 100+ years ago by the most conservative estimates.
>>61583597Welcome to the new Golden Age
>female friend asked me if NVDA is a good investment.>US is attacking Venezuela and wants to kill Maduro.Yeah, I'm selling all my S&P positions when the market opens on Monday.I'll DCA back after a 10-20% decline.
>>61583651attacking venezuela is like attacking baltimore or detroit. basically, a hate crime. knocking a letter or two off BRICS before the end of the 2030's via financial tricks is the best the civilized world can hope for.
fuuuuuuck i bought gokd and silver miners yesterday. aahhh
>>61583661Are you tard? A conflict with Venezuela is Mickey Mouse tier.
The tranny jannies are deleting all the threads about venezuela.
On my Radar:Warren Buffet's War chest has ballooned to over 300b.Europe to offer payment system alternative to Visa and Mastercard, fee-free and europe fundedbitcoin hit sub 90>>61583597this>>61583398thisanyone got any macro stories? I wasnt tapped into the markets all of december
Hope you're ready.
>>61583666Gold and silver will go up as a result of this. What are you worried about?
>PENTAGON PIZZA INDEX SUDDENLY SKYROCKETING!! 770% ABOVE NORMAL AT PAPA JOHNS NEAR THE PENTAGON>https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y?si=NPeFHPjL7XQQbekSBullish for war stocks
Oh man, Pol is having a fucking field day>>61583668Sad!
>>61583685this is poggers. 2001 all over again. to be desu iran stopped trying in the 2010's or post covid at the latest. they're ready to be Americanized. good for everyone involved.
Absolute lol.
>>61583685>>61583715Why does this shit always happen on the weekend? Feels so fake and gay sometimes.
WWIII release date still not announcedwhen it finally comes out no one will care like duke nukem forever markets will be unaffected
Its a nothingburger retards, -1.5% monday, crab for a few days, back to ATH by friday.
>>61583736Even if it was a somethingburger Venezuela is an insignificant pariah state. The only thing this will affect is a couple of trade routes in the Caribbean. If anything getting rid of Maduro and bringing them back into the fold is bullish.
MIGRATE>>61578608>>61578608>>61578608>>61578608>>61578608
>>61583771fuck off
I thought the markets were closed? OTC?
>>61583736>>61583755Do wars usually cause SPY to drop?
>>61583805yeah when Israel started all that bullshit we were red, for like 3 days.
>>61583808well i've got some spy puts that might print in that case.
>>61583805I doubt whatever this is will last until Monday
Has anyone heard of SLS? Supposedly it's going to be a homer, with phase 3 results being revealed some time this year. Statistically speaking failure is significantly less likely than success. Has anyone bought into this stock?
>>61582787babe please. i read your posts. that you put up on the internet. you are being pretty dramatic calling it stalking. i am missing you a lot, missing your affection. we could be so good together and make each other so happy.
>>61583830Without a Shkreli level of drug knowledge those stocks are a coin toss and even he got clapped on CAPR
Something tells me the Venezuela thing will be over in the next 24 hours. The Venezuela military stood down during the assault, didn't counterstrike with AAA or manpads that they had. In a few hours, it will be announced that Madura and his staff have fled to Iran or Russia or some neutral country and that Venezuela is now under military rule under direction of the US forces. Madura's escape was allowed and agreed on in advance as a way for him to save face and exit the stage.
>61583832Someone needs to put this nigger in a padded room, far away from /smg/
>>61583841Scratch that. Maduro has been captured!
So we shooting up monday? War is bullish
>>61583879It's already over bro. I think this is bullish.https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115830428767897167
This is why 500 Spaniards bred and dominated the entire continent lmfao
>>61583882That’s it? No retaliation from Venezuela ?
>>61583892I think they stood down almost immediately and are cooperating in some fashion.
Events at the start of the year set the tone for what is to come.Ukraine tried to decapitate Russia.US decapitated Venezuela.Iranian protests escalating with US involved.Massive Chinese military drills around Taiwan.
>>61583901And for the avoidance of doubt, the US is currently "winning". The empire is striking back.Russian shadow fleet tankers and oil terminals are being bombed by drones.Iran is being destabilized.Venezuela is over.The US is targetting the real enemy by shutting off China's access to cheap oil, their precious 'supply chain'. They are getting more and more leverage with each successful action.
>>61583896Pathetic. No wonder Spaniards turned them into rape meat and created Mexicans
>Maduro captured alreadyThat's it? Well that was boring. Unless China gets pissed off at losing Venezuela oil and goes after Taiwan, that was a nothing event.
>>61583892>retaliation What the fuck could they even do?lol
>>61583914Slap America with 100% taco tax idk
>>61583907How does this interact with China's new restrictions on silver exports?
>>61583920I don't know dude I work with ships I know nothing about precious metals.I can tell you how some people literally found a money cheat code in Venezuela and became billionaires out of nowhere though, that's a good story.
>>61583923>I can tell you how some people literally found a money cheat code in Venezuela and became billionaires out of nowhere though, that's a good story.Quick rundown?
>>61583911I think most people misunderstand that the US has officially launched the war for Taiwan. Venezuela's energy exports mostly go to China and will now stop. Somaliland and South Yemen countries are being created to block exports and imports to China through Red Sea. I think the Arabian gulf will be next, and the unrest in Iran will accelerate. The US has already initiated World War 3. We are just waiting for China to make the move.
>>61583920Big. They weren't just shipping oil to China from Venezuela, but also silver concentrate.
>>61583924In 2020 the US sanctioned 4 ships belonging to prominent Greek shipowners for Venezuela dealings as a warning shot. In exchange, the Union of Greek Shipowners made a deal with the US where members would withdraw from the trade and sanctions would be lifted. Some Greek owners ignored that deal and kept trading in Venezuela which was already enormously profitable because no one else would touch it.Around the same time, the US sanctioned Rosneft in Geneva for dealing with Venezuelan crude (they were appointed to handle the exports because of Venezuela's reliance on Russia). So Rosneft brought in a billionaire Pakistani oil trader who has a long history of breaking embargoes (all the way back to Saddam's "oil for food" scandal) to take over the operation. What happened is that they would set up a shell company as the buyer of Venezuelan crude. The oil was loaded on tankers, many of them Greek owned, without having been paid for. Just a letter of credit. The oil was then sold to China (first being moved ship to ship a few times off West Africa and Singapore) and everyone involved in the chain would pocket the money, then the shell company disappeared.Freight on a tanker moving from Venezuela to China may have been $5m but a 2 million barrel cargo at $60/barrel is worth $120m. Literally a money cheat code. Again and again, every day, for years.Obviously they split the take among the traders and Maduro/Venezuelan officials, but they still made absolute bank. At some point the official amount owed was $21 billion.I know a Greek shipowner who had a few ancient tankers at the time and who has now placed $500m worth of orders for newbuildings. I doubt he went "all in" so he likely has a cool billy on the side. And this was a very small fish.
Already looking at hotel deals in Caracas for the Summer, desperate Latinas are waiting for sensitive white boys.
>>61583911>That's it? Well that was boring. Unless China gets pissed off at losing Venezuela oilI find this logic so funnyone of the countries that benefited the most from buying iraqi oil after the iraq war was... china.
>>61583925tightening our grip over energy to bolster the jakarta strait blockade strategy. hopefully this just ends up as cold war 2 and not world war 3. if these moves are calculated right then they push back a taiwan invasion window, not move it forward.
*wins*
>>61581561kek
>>61581613yesI hate Saylorthat boomer faggot
I don’t own any CVX. How fucked am I?>>61581924Begone jeet
>>61581632do not buy any shitty fintech stocks for that matter
>>61584022the us needs to buy time to replace their dependence of rem from china. Last estimate I heard was 3 years for weapons and 10 years for complete self reliance. Now those were optimistic estimates so the true estimates probably adds 2-5 years to both weapons / self reliance.
>>61581646because one adds value and the other is a literal rock dug from the ground?
They have no plans for Venezuela after they toppled the government. This is going to be like what Syria was for Europe.
>>61584088>They have no plans for Venezuela after they toppled the government. That's kinda based.>This is going to be like what Syria was for Europe.Literally no one in europe cares about syria except for shitskin refugees and leftis fucks.
>>61581873>at 32>prime position to take risklol what?that's in your early to mid twenties, at 30+ you should be close to retirement
>>61581613I kinda vibe-buy some stocks, the whole last year I just bought a lot of mining and silver etfs so i'm gonna sell them now and invest on>oil>Goodyear tires because a faggot shilled that here>MELI>MSTR>Toyota>BNGand after all of that, i'm keeping some of my original investments and invest on some T-Bills just to have some semi-liquidity in case I need money, if I need it, i'll just sell them and that's all
>>61584096Syria is the reason Europe is flooded with Muslims. Now we're going to get inundated with Venezuelans.
>>61584105>Syria is the reason Europe is flooded with Muslims.What are you waiting for? Put them to work in the camps, that's what euroshits do, right?
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>>61581924am I the only one who finds them quicker than the last ones when posting from a phone?
>>61584088KINETIC ACTIONCan we stop coming up with new memewords? What the fuck is that even supposed to be? It's just movement. Action regularly implies movement. It's called KINO, because the pictures are MOVING. This is why you say "ACTION" when you start filming. It's KINETIC already.Also wait, what's the legal thought process here:>issue Arrest warrant>have some US people already there>they shall execute warrant>you know they can't execute>you know they will likely meet resistance>invade so to protect those that could not execute the warrant without meeting force>they need help, it's defensiveIt's quite literally the US bases trick. >YOU ATTACKED US ON YOUR GROUNDYou can't take americans serious.>>61584105No, it's actually Americans.Americans fucked up IRAQ. Americans fucked up Afghanistan with no successAmericans likely also fucked up SYRIA (for Israel)Oh wait, I almost forgot LIBYA.
>>61583954Damn that's amazing
I knew there was a reason my Latin American tracker randomly dumped 2% a few weeks back.>>61584088>they toppled the governmentIt looks like the rest of the government is still standing.>>61584105Venezuelans don't seem like such a problem. We'll get what's left of the middle class and put them to work solving our desperate shortage of affordable latino cuisine.
>>61584088The opposition or someone from Maduros government will just take over and life will go on as it always has. Governments don´t just collapse because one guy with a moustache is taken out lol.
>>61582787i don't just see your autism. i smell and taste it. i know the timbre of your autism. you are so cute and adorable to me you just have no idea. i am so charmed at your silly disguise, you really are like a rogue with squeaky shoes. i love you babe and i wish you could see our potential the way i do. we fit together so well.
>>61582020congrats
BABE
Is there other AI like Grok which can undress my coworkers? Grok doesn't get some lingerie details quite right.
Us now has direct access to the largest proven oil reserves in the worldGet ready for $30 barrels of crude
>>61582788But of course, only the most modern ones.
>>61584223Only maduro was removed, the rest of the regime is intact, also iran and russia already condemned the US and the UN won't allow further US interventions there
>>61584207only oss onespublic AIs all have filters
>>61584223Ironically "Weekend-Oil" pumpedBroker: IG
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>>61584245What the US is doing is a blatant violation of international law and she's an accomplice to that
>>61584249This isn't an argument about US morality. There will be roughly 1 trillion of US investment poured into Venezuela as a result of the new administration. As usual the US gets what it wants
What does this mean for the futures?
>>61584255**foreign investment but I suppose the US will make up a majority of that
>>61584255it's not about morality it's about legalityIt was an illegal attack, end of story
>>61584274The fuck UN and china gon do?
>>61584276the revisionist powers are objectively winningstop coping
>>61584274Obviously. And the shitlibs who are now complaining are the same ones who bought the Arab Spring™ interventions hook line and sinker. If this was done by US of A's first mulatto president, they would be cheering it on.
>>61584278Bro the US successfully achieved their objectives in 3 hours>3 HOURSRussia couldnt even do it in 3 years and China doesn't even have a timelineFurther, several Chinese diplomats were killed in the Venezuelan strike and the paper tiger will do nothing about it
>>61584274Who gives a shit, faggot? What are you going to do about it?
>>61583597literal where
A reminder that Russia tried to this as well with sleeper agents and failedThis is what a competent intelligence aparatus looks like thirdies
>>61584284it was beautiful to see
i have 400€what stocks should i buy
>>61584285write an angry letter
>>61584292literally anything that benefits from cheap oil, even utter garbage like airline stocks will probably do well
>>61584298>>61584298>>61584298
>>61584284well, I will do something... like divest the world's terrorist and never go back
>>61584304One fucking TRILLION in investment expected in Venezuela aloneNobody cares about your bags retard
>>61582115i hate when every stock in my watchlist goes >5% up and i go yay i was right but then i remember i dont own any shares
>>61584228based TTD enjoyer
>>61584347Happens to the best of us.
>>61584249Every country on the planet belongs to America.I'm fucking delighted. Regime change in Venezuela took what, 3 hours?? That's a better speed run than I could possibly imagine. I bet Xi is shitting blood right now
