Leatherman edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61602096
GAUZ sisters
I think silver will crab between 70-80 until the end of march. Every time it breaks this cone is a good time to buy and sell.Of course, over a 5-10 year period, holding it and copper will do wonders
got liquidated. I lost not just my money but also my parents. fuck
>>61603566Why would you invest in gauze
>>61603574What broker lets you use your parents as collateral for margin?
when do i sell my SOXLmy average is 10.42
>>61603582they gave me their savings because I promised them returns
this is itthis is what i stay alive forto see the numbers move on the screen
>>61603592You sound like young me looking at the windows 95 screen saver.
America won
>>61603576France news settlementRecord backlog ordersMass adoption of glazing technologPic related
>>61603600i used to be afraid of the error sound in win98once reader rabbit crashed and i ran into the kitchen
>>61603588based
>>61603601>They say that Denmark was there 300 years ago or something with a boat, Well, we were there with boats too, I’m sure.He said right as the US is preparing its 250th year long celebration.
Space bros should I buy LUNR or PL
>>61603604actually nobody knows this about me but i used to genuinely believe that there were small rats in all electronics that were inside and made them work. That's where all the noise in the the PC tower came from
>>61603614Save all your cash for spaceX
>>61603604Cute
>>61603587>when do i sell>50.66 share price with a cost basis of 10.42Apparently never, what exactly are you waiting for?
I'm making a little bit of money today
>>61603622Waiting for it to crash to $9 so he can sell of course
>>61603604the first time i performed an illegal operation i thought i was in big trouble. also this sound will make me blush.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
Kek i fomoed into silver at $80
is this the local bottom for NFLX?
I boughted more Costco Computer
>Dell's finally admitting consumers just don't care about AI PCs>"What we've learned over the course of this year, from a consumer perspective, is they're not buying based on AI." >"In fact I think AI probably confuses them more than it helps them understand a specific product."AI bubble gonna burst in 2026, I'm ready to slurp a LOT of shit at discount
>>61603649$100 within 30 jours. First Majestic will double.
Kinda want to buy MU but I'm wondering if it's even worth it without a big pile of cash already sitting around to throw at it.
Why is Sandisk mogging WD
>>61603663I take advantage of way too many sales and loss leaders to ever invest in COST.
no i will not buy ASTS at $86yes i will buy ASTS at $76 (minus $1.56 premium collected today)yes i will use that $1.56 (times 100 times 2 contracts) to gamble with todayyes i had fun
>>61603683New stocksSame reason why younger girls mog hags
>>61603683Sandisk only makes flash chip based storage while WD makes both chip and the slow spinning drives
>>61603700>slow spinning drivesanyone remember XCH (chia) coin?
>>61603666I work in IT and I had to select a new front desk PC for a client since they were using a 5+ year old laptops and the front desk girls were complaining how slow they are.They just need to be able to run a scheduling software and MS 365.New computer was advertised AI this and that. No one literally cares. I just chose the fastest CPU and most ram within their budget. Just need to not be sluggish and last long.
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK BLACKSTONEhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/blackstone-stock-sinks-after-trump-plans-steps-to-ban-institutional-investors-from-buying-single-family-homes-184525826.html
>trump banning institutions from owning single family homesmucho basado
>>61603717>Can have your stock rugged at any moment by TrumpWild.
goodbye locksneed gains.
Alphabet up nicely, happy that I bought $30k worth in my countries tax free account a while back
>>61603717>>61603726What the fuck kind of clownshit is VIX. There's now been a literal invasion of a foreign country and a statment from the POTUS that will severely harm most asset managers in NY.Meanwhile back in november it was at 25 for multiple weeks because someone in the pentagon went taco bell or something.
UUUU ranging today, will eventually resume upward movement along with rest of uranium stocks
dump eet
Straightup, it's over.Imagine not allowing large investors to buy single family homes, lmao capitalism
>>61603752some firm just sold their whole stake lol 144k shares.
>>61603731Past performance does not guarantee future returns
>Did you forget to include something on your return?Bros, IRS is trying to fuck up my day by brining up old shit (taxes 2023). Apparently I forgot to add a 1099-G form for parental leave* and now these bloodsuckers want $6k in taxes, which is fine, but what is not fine is the penalty and interest charge of total $2.3k. Is there anything a mortal man can do against this faggotry? Can Turbonigger help me somehow? I paid for their pro service...*Turbotaxnigger asked about unemployment, NOT parental leave, so I clicked no, which was a mistake as PFL counts as unemployment apparently. The more you know.
>>61603666I just want a PC. For AI there is the internet.You can sell AI PCs somewhere in Africa or whereever where there is no internet. Might aswell just sell AI smartphones (from China 100€/$)
SCHG is mooning and VTV is crashing. What can we conclude from this
>>61603761>>61603765War's over?
>>61603752it better get back to ATH
>>61603717Very antisemitic of him, the approval rates must be horrendous. He also ended the defense green candles.
I'm buying more JPM
>>61603786Trump just banned defense contractors from dividends and buybacks
>>61603805Interdesting
>>61603805Warprofiteerbros... it's over...
>>61603808Yeah he wants all profits to go straight to the war machine
>>61603761>>61603765Speaking of weapon companies, what happened to Smith & Wesson and Heckler & Koch?
>>61603805let me guess he'd rather they use the money on more r&d. So much for free market.also what is this new literal jewish captcha
>>61603713I always tell them to just update the memory. They get windows 7 pcs with 4gb of memory then try to run windows 11.
>>61603819>warwell now what even is good for?
ugh i want to sell before the next exec sells off his whole account
>>61603833I think that had to do with SIG getting the Army contract
short gme
>Trump just declared owning homes by corporations illegal
>>61603576
>>61603833>>61603846I think the marines are sticking with the H&K 416 though for the M27
Why is oil going down when it's going to take years for the venezuelan supply to actually come through
>BREAKING: President Trump says he is immediately taking steps to ban large institutional investors from buying single-family homes.Don't ever blackpill.
>>61603889>Why is the market pricing in the future?
>>61603805>Trump just banned defense contractors from dividends and buybackssource?
>>61603805if that slight market dip was caused by this then now is a good time to load up
>>61603904a tweet, he can't do that or the house ban without congress.
>>61603904
>LABU
>>61603915Excuse me that's a Truth not a tweet.
>>61603897>pricing in a future that might not come
>>61603924having a day here
Greenland might be on the menu here lads
>>61603936If you're such a pessimist about it then long OIL. Surely you're smarter than the market, right?
>>61603945Time to get my Hyperborean wife and lodging.
Put David Soxl on the phone.
>>61603945Greenland's suicide rate is one of the worst in the world and it's a country that doesn't even allow private land ownership. An easy $100,000-$1,000,000 to each citizen would barely cost $5-$50 billion and would quickly sway themSo I'm going long
Plz free maduros, my oil is tanking. Maybe just give him a parking ticket and send him back
Doesn't Trump basically tell us what to buy
>SOXL close to ATHThink we are on the verge of a significant bear market
>>61603968what to buy?
I made +15% of my portfolio in one day (today) with leveraged knock out certificates. While the end result was good, I will never do it again. I lost years of my life due to stress. I had to stay glued to my phone for hours and at times I was at -30%.
>>61603981congrats
>>61603981do it a few more times and be set for life. imagine not having to work for the rest of life. how awesome would that be?
Fuckin scump just had to open his rapper about mortgage rates. Bro, im over here chilling in mREIT's. Fuck the hell off, faggit.
I missed the VOR pump and now i want to rope
>uuraf up 20%>still -$200+
>>61603995There's also AMH which is the one housing reit that builds its homes to rent instead of buying them. It's really funny because of a bunch of people sold in a knee jerk reaction until they realized "Oh wait, this won't effect it" and it started to climb back up
>>61604016That looked like a good buying opportunity right there.
>>61603896where are you getting these edits? X? pol?
bros i'm getting fucked(not in a good way)
>>61603717when the fuck is trump going to actually bother using his majority in congress? 95% of the actions this administration is just executive orders and schizo tweets while congress just sits around doing nothing, leading to assloads of lawsuits over stuff being constitutional or not.
So someone was shorting on ISRG?
>>61604059>when the fuck is trump going to actually (insert something of value)?Never. The future of American politics is Big Chief blasting out empty messages so Side A can have a "gotcha" moment on Side B, while everyone on the inside gets richer and erodes our rights away from us. Notice how the government is in fact getting larger and more powerful under the GOP, the "small government" party?
>>61604059you should call your congressman and ask him those questions.
>>61604087I mean, better wasted food than starvation.
this orange glumph
>>61604087>capitalism causes such an incredible glut of food that it's actively thrown awayNot sure what that guy's argument is
>>61604102His argument is he wanted those doughnuts, but cant afford them because he doesn't want to work.
>>61604096Stay mad.I’ll stay winning.
henlo mister jeromewe have emergency
DOWs down 500, lol
Market's reversing. Prep your short term shorts.
>>61604118post your winnings
>>61604016another terrible ticker you'd be better off not knowing about. i still think it's really attractive though, your little reit fascination. every woman costs money one way or another i guess.i'm trying my best babe, and i can't control how you feel about it but i wish i can bring you joy again. when i know i've made you feel good is when i feel my best. my heart is true and i love you dearly, and i want to feel your love again.
Is it just me or do we dump every time Orange Lunchtime Rowdy opens his mouth about stock market ATHs?
FUCKKKKK I WAS ALL IN ON BLACKCOCK (TICKER: BX)
>>61604153You know what I'm starting to think so too...>>61604157There is no way you were
>>61604153stop noticing patterns anon.
>>61604153lefties are missing a big opportunity every time the market goes down to shout "trump can't get it up!"
>>61604153I think his handler is out sick or something. tomorrow should be better.
>>61604167Or, you know, short the damn thing
>>61604172>implying they even know what a short is
UUUU swinging up as the day closes. Bullish as fuck.
a-at least my bynd stocks are upp
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>61604208Today: +0.01%This Week: +0.78%This Month: +0.09%This Year: +0.09%Some went up, some went down, cancelled each other out
>>61604208+0.01%, meh, next day will be better. I'm going out to empty my ball inside my grindr femboy, and maybe pizza.
>>61604208Meh....down 5.54%pick up WDC 240c after it barted 10% at open. weekly: +11.36%
>>61604208-$273.95 (-2.62%)+10% for the week. Not bothered even in the short term since I swung a free 5% off of MUU on Monday
>>61604208orange turd subhuman thief ruined the day, again.
>>61604208-1.6%
>>61604208+0.34%RobberyTQQQ was up like 2% at one pointOh well, lucky as always to be positive
>>61604208-0.27% today
>>61604208Nigger
Is it bullish or bearish that orange Hitlers gestapo is just straight up murdering people on the streets now?
>>61604208+0.73%I hate that orange nigger faggot so much
>>61604232it's based
>>61604208finished up 2.2%, well off the highs of the day. i'm up a lot this week.tomorrow is a new day babe. and it's two days until our anniversary, which i've told you means a great deal to me. i've seen your attitude change on a dime before and i'm praying it does again. i truly love you.
>>61604232>people
>>61604232> people
OUCH
>>61603981but that's the fun of leverage, there's nothing more stressing. Life after having done that is basically sleepwalking
>>61604248>Named RTX Corporation>has nothing to do with Nvidia
>>61604232bearishthis should have been started 20 years ago
>>61604208+.34%Flat midweek
>>61604232>peopleDont try to run over a fed when they have back up.
>>61604208+0.24%
>-0.34% -450€this is not good. the whole global market is collapsing as we speak. I should have sold everything. I feel like my whole portfolio will literally go to 0 over night.
One of the fun things about investing in RAM is seeing all of the seething and shenanigans about prices
>>61604248zoom out
>>61604208+22% today+31.30% YTDGood start
>>61604208Down by about 0.4%. I'm sus that Robinhoods options aren't 100% accurate when it comes to selling and buying. The money doesn't hit the account immediately, so what happens when I close a sell call? Am I really getting the difference? I don't watch the nitty gritty numbers closely enough to tell if is.
>>61604290they're about to finish the trade war and drop the tariffs though. going to be the late 90's again soon.
>>61604298how did you manage that? puts?
Now Trump said they are increasing the military budget from 1T to 1.5T and LMT is ripping
>>61604333based
everyone get in here
>>61604248Cheapies? The military industrial complex has more power than Trump if they really got into a fight, and he kinda needs them if he keeps threatening to invade Venezuela and Greenland
>>61604345*gets under the covers with you*
>>61604306Scalping calls today and swing trading leveraged ETFs (SOXL/SOXS) for the rest of the week.
>>61604333This stinks so fucking much of insider trading it’s unreal. >no divvies Immediate dump>higher budgetImmediate pump
>>61604208+ POINT FIDDY POO SCENTthanks mostly to NATGAS healing muh BOIL.
Rate my portfolio:>GLD>XLE>XAR>FITE>SLV>COPX>GDXJ>PICK>REMX
>>61604377Right before this he made a separate post just to shit on Raytheon I guess they weren't down enough
>>61604393>XARBased never heard about PICK XAR and FITE
>>61604410XAR and FITE are defense companies, FITE is cybersecurityPICK is just mining companies
Somehow those tariffs are supposed to pay defense, farmers, pay of debts and also 2k check
Real Patriots
i'm thinking about this latest obstacle, you saying you lost all interest when i defended a tranny. first of all i don't know what you're talking about. not calling you a liar, that's something i might do, but it's not something important or consequential to me. but babe you're the one that has done wrong, you're the one that is mean, cruel, evil even. you know what i'm talking about so don't even deny it. but you're still so caught up denying your own guilt that you're trying to pin some blame on me. i'm not gonna wear it though babe. i've been good to you, i've tried to make you better, i'm still doing those things. you've been very naughty but i don't want to punish you, i want to help you change. you are being punished though, your justice is your twisted mind that is keeping you from being happy, and you won't be free of it until you repent. i wish everything between us was happy and beautiful but we both have ugly spots to buff out, problems that need to be solved. i'm working on mine. i want to be good for you, a prize for you. if you could find in your heart your care for me i know you could find motivation to do the same. financially speaking, here is the nasdaq daily chart. it tried to break out of it's horizontal channel today but was rejected. i am hopeful tomorrow goes better.
ok give it to me straight. is everything going to congo up?
>>61604217bruh, november?
MIC-bros?
>>61604355
I bought spy calls expiring on the 13th. What my chance at making it?
I'm holding SPY puts over night.Please tell me that small dip at the end of the day is not the only dip we are getting and futures will gap down tomororw.
>>61604545>>61604545>MIC-brosMy RTX picodumped 5% but it's already recovered after the $1.5 trillion dollar military budget was just announced. All smiles here.
So somehow my broker didn't block me from buying way more shares on margin in a reg-t account than what I understand is supposed to be limit. Probably will wake up to margin call tomorrow oh well.
>>61603995>mREIT'sREM burned me awhile back. have stayed clear of that shit since
>>61604208>-3.37%horrible routine, i'm used to it since i only pick the worsts at the worst timing imaginable
>>616042080.00%. I'm actually impressed it closed so evenly
>>61604545MIC is so chrony and bloated it will never change or die. perfect long term investment. bought the dip.
>>61604528FedEx has been hounding me for almost 6 months over tariffs for something I bought on eBay. It's only like $118 but I'm not paying it. I'm just not gonna, ok
>>61604377were you born after the second week of last april?
>>61604528embarrassing. why are they so dependent on other counties.
>>61604639Liberation day was insider trading too
>>61604637It is your American duty as a patriot to pay tariff fees to multibillion dollar companies. Please just pay the tariff bro your country needs you dude.
>>61604651yup>>61603572that sounds pretty reasonable desu>>61604545gee who could've seen this one coming>>61604243>>61604273>>61604269>"whenever i see a cop, i don't know why but i just think about cocks. sucking cocks. i'm not gay but i just love being a faggot you know. revenue me harder baby."that's (You)
I've never used chop sticks
>>61604748practice with cheetos and you will learn quick
>VictoriasGODS
>ree finally up again>uuraf +24.54%>still down -$179>still bag holding on all of themkwab i am
Man what a nigger of a day
>>61604651ayyyy lmao
>>61604793Pure coincidence goy
>>61604780anons on /smg/ shit on me when I told them VSCO was seeing a huge uptick in male zoomer sales. they basically doubled their customer base.
>>61604586>1dtesNot a fan, honestly. 0dte’s are much easier for me so that’s what I do.
>>61604832If only they sold men's clothing I'd get some from there in honor. I don't do perfume
This is all a dream. It's all in my mind. I don't wanna die in a giant global nuclear flash when the AI bubble pops. Please I'm not ready for the next realm. Just give me a few more years. I am the demiurge I can control this. There's still people I care about even if they're just illusions.
stock market art of the deal
>>61604877perfectly rational, thanks for playing goy
>>61604877Just a coincidence goy
you got to be some kind of a retard to buy this chart
>>61604793>So yes — Blackstone has been a major player in buying and renting out single-family houses for years, though their overall market share is small compared to the total housing stock, and new purchases may soon face restrictions. Note that people often confuse Blackstone with BlackRock (which is not heavily involved in direct single-family home buying).>name me a small/smaller one that is on the stockmarket>A good example of a smaller (or at least notably smaller-scale) publicly traded player in the single-family rental (SFR) space compared to Invitation Homes (which manages 80,000+ homes and is heavily tied to Blackstone) is American Homes 4 Rent (ticker: AMH on NYSE).American Homes 4 Rent is one of the main publicly traded REITs focused specifically on owning, operating, and developing single-family rental homes across the US. It's a direct competitor in the SFR market but operates on a smaller footprint:AMH didn't drop on open. At least not several %. But it did dump at 12:45
Never give up.Even when times are looking grim.Success is around the corner.
How do I manage to lose money trading silver ETFs?!Buy high panic sell low.My portfolio is red from my silver etf lossses. I bought again at last high and it immediately started dropping.Do I panic sell again? Why do I do this?
>>61604911didn't follow anon but you're not buying the chart, retard. microcaps often have slow price discovery>>61604925XHB was out in the morning pretty substantially, similar to BX. and for some reason Wayfair is the largest holding, god fucking knows why
>>61603560awful day to hold Oil today
>>61604586I'm holding calls. We'll see who's right
Which sectors are gonna pullback this year?Which ones do you expect to rally?Place your bets gentlemen.
>>61604947I BOGLEDa little moarUCO
>>61604944chart screams dilutiongood luck baggie
>>61604941when you've reached your limit and capitulate for the panic sell inverse yourself and panic buy instead
>>61604958>chart>baggieholy fucking shit try again>didn't follow anon but you're not buying the chart, retard.
>>61604969>didn't follow anonthis isn't twitter you can't follow users
Which retard came up with the word troy ounce?Why is that?
>>61604941Stop fucking touching it. You should also have a silver futures chart open 24/7 in your face so you can see how silver/gold move. They will be tamped and also shoot up over and over and over. Stop selling your shit on the low. Start selling it on the high and then buy back in on the low. You should have studied the charts. I've made literally hundreds of thousands of dollars on AGQ going back and forth for months.
>>61604941Silver etfs are literally free money you can see the dump a mile away lol
>>61604955This is the year of quantum. AI fatigue is coming in hot.
>>61605015>you can see the dump a mile awayHow does one see this? I am feeling a bit of FOMO for silver and gold both but it seems like there's going to have to be a point where physical buyers tap out on the price and some kind of "reality" kicks back in. We are already past the point I would have thought that to be but I'd like to get in on some SWANGS.
Can AMD finally stop fucking crabbing and 10x already.
>>61605054Here’s a silver etf as an example. I just go by law of physics, that which goes to just come down. That which goes to quickly must come down quickly. It’s not always the case but it usually is. See the first spike in this graph? Silver shot up 20% between Friday and Sunday. That’s insane growth, then it dumped like fucking crazy on Monday. In hindsight this should not have surprised anyone. I know hindsight is 20/20 but some of these patterns you can sniff
Hmm, I wonder what the business board is doing lately with all the tumultuous times>I just go by law of physics, that which goes to just come down.Jesus christ you people might be the dumbest board
>>61605072>ITS GONNA CRASHHH!Don't buy silver, ETF's or miners. You're totally going to lose money brah!
im bag holding US dollars
Imma kill a bitch if I don't get any pussy
>>61604877algos are so dramatic.
>>61605087Ill let you touch my bussy for some MU
>>61605095is it waxed?
>>61605101wait...does hairy bussy exist? I thought it was naturally smooth.
>>61605083Already made a bunch of money but thanks for your concern
>>61605054Ok, first you have to understand a few things:Futures market is 23hours a day, 5 days a week. There is a break at 2-3 pm PST. It stays closed at that time on Friday and opens again at 3pm pst Sunday.its a paper market.CME will up margins on contracts with new highs to "pervent volatility".CME or mysterious force will dump paper silver on the market(tamp). Sometimes its just profit taking.How to spot a margin:Obviously they send out an email and it takes places after close(the 1 hour break). Sometimes, although more rare, they can do it on a Friday after close. Just ask gemini every day. When this happens, traders who can't meet the requirements are usually liquidated, this often causes a cascade effect for a long period(over a day). How to spot a tamp(these ones are probably what freak you out). Price movement will be very natural and then a sudden cascade of large red candles will appear. Usually enough to lower the price 25-50 cents. Then a cooling and again another set. These usually go for 3-4 sets or as far down as the tamp is desired. Dont sell, just chill and watch. It will then recover(slowly). Sometimes these happen when it shoots up too quickly.Try to find price floors. When you see the floor it will help you not freak out.
>You've reached your limit of 1 Grok Auto questions per 2 hours for now. Please sign up for Premium+ to access more or check back later.It's over. I'm priced out.
>>61605143Can't you log in to a burner?
>>61605143never used grok but I've never hit the perplexity limit, whatever it is.
>>61605054just go all in on zsl and agq and when one has you at 20% profit sell it and go all in the other one. It's called swing trading ever heard of jimmy buffet?
>>61605162Tradin away again in Margaritaville...
Are markets gonna pump on tariffs being shut down or they did trick me into buying calls
>>61605072The meme lines bely a massive physical shortage. There's probably more gold available in vaults than silver now.
>>61604248thats a slurp for me at 9:30am if its still downBoeing chads we stay eatin good. Boeing hasn't paid a dividend since the 737Max Debacle
>>61604694Tariff's are mostly irrelevant. Thats for people who order from TemuThe excuse of tariff's is not however. A ton of companies just use it as an excuse to raise prices.
>>61605184>tariffs are struck downpump because the businesses will have lower costs>tariffs are okpump because the uncertainty is over and the tariffs were already priced in. that said if the tariffs are struck down I can see trump having a melty and doing something stupid over the weekend that crashes the market.
The stock market is so gayI want SPY to dump to 650 right meowNot 3 months from meow
>>61604925>Amhabsolute scum. Fucked a girl who worked for their actuarial department. These fuckers literally don't rent out the house till its harvest a preset amount from application fee's. They will just deny like the first 800 applications in the first 60 days because hey, $700 a day in applications in more profitable than actually renting it out>Oh your credit score is only 749 and not 750? You are 11 cents short on the income requirement? Denied. Thanks for the $100
>>61605184Who told you tariffs are shut down
>>61603620When is the IPO going to be? I imagine making a killing on it.
What do you guys use to trade? Coming from crypto IBKR feels like its from the 90's
>>61605246etradebut etrade feel's 90's also. Infact i dont think its changed much from 1998 but the platform is simple and powerful and its really cool i can spend my trading cash the second i close the trade
>>61603574You can bet your parents?
>>61603574do you niggers not use trailing stopsWhat are you just going all in on Spy DTE's or something?
>>61603587Probably last july when it was 70 bucks.
>>61605246Robinhood but I hate it and want to switch. Thinking about tastytrades because its more modern but not as childlike as robinhood.
Ever just sit there and realize what a stupid fucking retard you are? Like it only just hit me that not only should I have bought SNDK back in September, but I should have been accumulating all Computer-related shit. Silver, Gold, DRAM, SSDs. All this fucking shit is related to AI and AI companies have thrown around 2 trillio dollars this year buying shit up from each other to make more hardware googlies to put into AI companies. Literally no clue why my bran did not understand the Shovel companies were the key to the whole puzzle. Uranium too since we need power to fuel AI.
>>61605184Massive volatility.
>>61605037What hardwar does Memetum computer need?
this is a good deal, right? I need to finance some 'za
i think it's night to redeem a soup can investment
im finally all in, after years of sitting on cash because i thought the stock market would crash, i finally caved and FOMO'd in. Just managed to get past all the broker signup and verification bullshit and got the last of my funds invested. Which means the bear run STARTS NOW.
>>61605355Thank you for your service
>>61605235Nobody knows but it won’t come like a thief in the night, you’ll hear about it . It’s pretty much the biggest IPO ever
>>61605387I had a fucking job offer from them. The salary was low as fuck (like $70k/yr less than the job I ultimately took), but I knew the stock would have been good. Then, after they gave me the verbal offer, I get an email a few days later saying "nevermind".
>>61605398try blue origins. I got 75k at spacex then 120k at BO. them shopped those credentials to a small aerospace company for 180k.
>>61605403Well I have a job now anyway, though I plan to quit soon anyway, after my next stock vest.
so did algos dump defense stocks by accident after drumps announcement? that was probably the fastest dump/pump ive ever seen
silver sisters, please get ready for takeoff, next stop $100.Miners... you just do your thing.
>>61605468astrology for men
>>61605498
>>61605279really really fucking hate i can't turn the fucking colors off. the dumbass notifications and graphics too. other than that honestly i really like it. i haven't had to use customer support yet though which i'm sure is atrocious.
i have 35k shares of NXLV.V and i just missed the fat finger god spike +100% with 100k volume because i didnt have a bullshit limit sell acttivesomeone pumped the price up to $4 with a 100k market buy earlier this week
I...have no idea what to do tomorrow
>>61605574What do you mean
>>61604208+0.28%RZLV 7.26CCCX 5.58CELH 5.44MP 4.48GOOGL 2.43PLTR 1.09Nice showing by speculative stocks, but my bigger holdings were mostly flat. Surprise drag is AMD. I suppose MU and SNDK are the new hotness.
>>61605574Open up the fridge and grab a tallboy
>IEEPA grants the president authority to regulate international economic transactions during a declared national emergency to address "unusual and extraordinary threats.">The administration used Section 1701 (and related provisions) of IEEPA to justify tariffs as a response to trade imbalances, drug flows, migration, or other declared emergencies.Yeah those tariffs are gone, and with them the 4 trillion
I am sorry I didn't listen to you last night ABAT anon, I should've bought...Any other good stock suggestions that will pump tomorrow?
>>61605628Micron
Thoughts on SCHD? SCHY seems better to me. I like the idea of a tax free DRIP account where I can stick a growing divvy stock and forget about it, even just to “compete” against other investments. But SCHD has hardly grown. Maybe there’s some other safe-as-milk divvy stocks I am unaware of
>>61605645give me another stock
I admit it. He made America great again. Whether or not it lasts is another thing, but he did it. If we focus on integrating our economy with Latin America by removing all the communists there we will have a very good future ahead of us.
>>61605710idk
>>61605710VOR
>>61605716You can't remove the commies from latin america when they're 95% of the population... unless you glass the place and have Elon make mexican robots to repopulate it.
>>61605716Cuba used to be like Las Vegas for East Coasters, where you could watch horse races, smoke cigars, and gamble money in casinos. That stopped once the communists took over Cuba.>Oriental Park Racetrack in Marianao, Havana, Cuba, was a thoroughbred horse-racing facility operated during the winter by the Havana-American Jockey Club of Cuba. Founded in 1915, Oriental Park was the only race track in Cuba before Fidel Castro came to power in 1959. It was closed 5 February 1967. >Oriental Park is also famous for hosting the 5 April 1915 boxing match between Jack Johnson and Jess Willardhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_Park_Racetrack
I just had a premonition, the market will dump massively tomorrow
What a gay nigger dump to ruin the day. At least my AI stocks kept me green.PLTRoon is also mooning in after hours. Did something happen?
ORCL has been going strait for 2 weeks.
>futures
>>61605724why? This looks like it's already pumped to shit
>>61605789circumstantial evidence. horse racing went out of style in the 70s in general. cable television and such.
>>61605300what lender is this kek
>>61605716Maybe I'm going to go back to college for an engineering degree to maga america.Anyway Trump should have fixed the economy and housing by setting up low tax development zones on federal land. Encourage people to build new spic free cities by only hiring americans to do construction and development. Put factories there.
IVVSPY
henlo mister jeromeplease lower the ratesand also lower candy pricesand cookiesi am hungrythank u mister jerome
Is there something to buy with all this polymarket/kalshi hype? What about other prediction market players like Robinhood Draftkings?
>silver trading at 77.5 nowerm, I thought the chinamen were supposed to be slurping silver?
>>61603560TOMORROW WE WILL DISCOVER WHAT OUR GOD HAS IN STOREONE MORE DAWNONE MORE DAYONE DAY MORE
>>61605902buy a short on your life and then kill yourself
>>61605924trade wars winding down so no need for shiny rocks anymore.
>>61605902stop asking questions. go ask ai dyor and then come back and actually help others if you think its a good idea. best of luck
>>61605935there's a grief that can't be spokenthere's a pain that goes on and onempty chairs at empty tablesnow my frens are dead and gonerip /smg/
Getting a little worried about tomorrow
futures just rugged
>>61606029the fire rises
I'll tip my hat to the new ConstitutionTake a bow for the new revolutionSmile and grin at the change all aroundPick up my guitar and playJust like yesterday
>>61606029Trading in this market right now really sucks
I bought SPY puts right before close.I am an absolute genius.Bobros I did it.
It's all so tiresome. It'll probably bounce back a little and not leave such a big gap but this is still quite annoying and I wanted a good night sleep
>>61606108zoom out
Can you bears and buddies shut up. I think its a meltdown and check it, NDX is at levels not seen since Tuesday.
>>61606127>meltdownThe only thing melting down is (you).
Had a feeling today would top out. Sold all my bags during midday peak. Feeling pretty fuckin good this evening, gents. Buying back in around 682-680 if we get there. Not expecting much of a decline though.
>>61606136based gregory mannarino poster.
>>61605883Saw this while scrolling faceberg.Probably bullshit or someone trying to manipulate but still...
So, is options essentially gambling?
>>61606154it depends
>https://youtu.be/WsCrKGY9F1o?si=SRRMypjdnyN00lxSEven AMD fell victim to this retarded fad, AI BUBBLE NEEDS TO BURST ALREADY
>>61606152>qqq and monopoly money are the same tierlol
Overnight anons, please do your thing and shill a good stock
see I was right
>>61606152Accurate
>>61606235GLOAnd it's early morning europosters*
>>61606069What's he reading?
>>61606247Why GLO?
>>61606266I like the stock. Also energy is gonna become the next PMs.
>he didn't buyed boughted soxl puts
>>61606279How long do you plan on holding it for lmao
>>61606298For a while at least. Are you looking for a buck? Try pharma or buy a lottery ticket.
>futures>https://youtu.be/xSxQcAm3PE8?si=7P0gJPJHXuyUZPVx
Son of a bitch after I sold micron early I should have bought back in on christmas. I even looked at Sandisk too but somehow I thought it was already up too much. Why the fuck am I retarded.
>>61606247>europostersYep, we make money in this bitch.>>61606235This is why you should purchase Oracle.
>daily portfolio check>1% in the green today because my regional currency is tanking and all my stocks are in eurowew lad
>>61603612>Denmark was there 300 years ago or something with a boatVikings had settlements all the way across Iceland, Greenland and the northern coast of America 1000 years ago.
smg is dead again
>>61606421Good.
>>61606427Why
>>61606428This is the worst /smg/
>>61606152Why no silber?
>>61606431Make a new thread
Baking
>>61606514>>61606514>>61606514
>>61606069No wonder he killed somebody when he wears his scarf like that
