US State of Greenland edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61608359
1st for our girl
I have too much oil. I'm going to get fucked. Why is the price not 90$ yet.
>>61610088>think Portland's chimp out market has already been priced in for years.>We're seeing much higher torque in MinnesotaWhat's the latest ?
>>61610095told you dumb niggers oil is trending down
> futures
>>61610093
>>61610095You buying literal barrels of oil?Arnt you supposed to invest the oil companies. Not the actual liquid
>tfw 12.5% exposure to oil producers, and oil equipment suppliers, and it pays a divvy
>>61610072They have bases in Finland and Ukraine
I ate 3 of these on the last 24 hrs
the jews hit my stop losses for SLV and MU. what do i buy now?
>>61610141Chinese chipmakers. They might be inferior now but current market leaders have abandoned the consumer segment to focus on enterprise. There's now a gaping hole for them to exploit and it's yet to be priced in.
>>61610025>>61610141lol
>>61610136nasty fat fuck
>>61610154Which tickers?
slurped more gold (physical). probably slurp some voo tomorrow.
>>61610282Based
>>61610154>There's now a gaping hole for them to exploitand the second they try to compete the american government will just price them out or outright ban them. we WILL be forced to buy from nvidia, intel, and other american electronics.
>>61610304I need to exploit some gaping holes
There is nothing inherently wrong about getting the principal back, from a growth stock, right?If there is already growth equal to or greater than initial investment.Growth after the principal amount is independent of principal? Then if it moons, its just more gravy on top of gravy. Should it drop, saved myself some grief.Am I over-thinking the basics here?
>>61610324have you considered blowing your brains out?
>>61610339You're projecting me thinks
>>61610342>me thinksthats one word, idiot
ate some chips and now i dont feel good. might just go to bed
>"If it expires, it expires," Trump said of the 2010 New START accord in an interview he gave to the New York Times on Wednesday. "We'll just do a better agreement.">Arms control advocates fear the world's two biggest nuclear powers will begin deploying strategic warheads beyond the pact's limits after it expires on February 5, hastening an erosion of the global arms control regime.>Trump told the New York Times that China, which has the world's fastest-growing strategic nuclear force, should be included in a treaty that replaces New START.>Beijing, seen by the U.S. as its main global rival, has spurned that proposal since Trump promoted it in his first administration, asserting the Russian and U.S. nuclear forces dwarf its arsenal.>The Chinese Embassy in Washington said it would be "neither reasonable nor realistic to ask China to join the nuclear disarmament negotiations with the U.S. and Russia."URANIUM BROS? trump wants to increase the military budget the same time nuclear treaties are expiring and techbros are gonna want nuclear to fulfill their AI electricity demands.
>>61610324how to invest in kinky blondes?
need to decide which investments i want to redeem for dinner tonight
>>61610339Only on a daily basis but then I have a few green days in a row and the voices grow quiet for a while.
>>61610355checked, based literate anon
>>61610399i just keep buying sprotts physical uranium
>>61610099Border patrol shot two people in Portland today
>>61610407Its too late for dinner. Go to sleep hungry.
>>61610427>shot two people in Portland todayStatus ?
>>61610431It's only 7 pm here
>>61610355The English language is a fight club without rules
>microsoft has access to all kinds of government databases god knows what secrets>company is run by india now>some jeet discovers classified records of UFO discovery in 40s or 50s cover up by NSA or CIA>jeet leaks information to internet>india subcontinent gets randomly incinerated in space laser attack one dayImagine this actually happens. What was bill gates thinking?
Amazon has been rugging upwards all week. Do insiders know that tariffs will get tossed tomorrow?
kek
Enjoying some ice cold angry orchard at the bar
Does everyone go to bed at the same time around here itt?How you all coordinate that
>play a game of dota>win>check the markets i made $100 while i was playingholy based why didn't you niggers tell me this was free money
>>61610115NTA but I buy UCO. USO is probably the most popular and is definitely safer than a leveraged ETF if you don't "know what you're doing". These are futures price BASED etfs. I think most anons buy stooks in oil companies, but a few use what I am telling you of.
so if tariffs are canceled what happens when hundreds of billions of dollars reenter the economy and costs suddenly drop
>>61610613with a well timed gn, or triangulate based on several old gms
>>61610288Which waifu if you could only have one? Holo or Frieren?
>>61610072What is everyone’s biggest conviction bags for 2026? I’m in NBIS and MSTR because I think the AI boom will continue and crypto will GIGA pump second half this year. Someone please reply and start some dialogue, no one shares any alpha anymore, everyone just bitches and talks about silver and shit. GIVE ME A 10 BAGGER DAMNIT.
>>61610613Everybody on smg is living in Florida, well known fact.
What kind of personal financial (or other) loss would likely drive you to suicide?
>>61610664holo for me
>>61610668goog. for whatever reason ive convinced myself they'll win the race implementing autonomous vehicles. its only a matter of time before tsla or goog makes big news behind driverless taxi service.
>>61610597This bar's dead, the few b00mers gonna leave after this game>>61610664I stole the pic, therefore I'd take any moid from your image
>As of January 2026, Waymo maintains a significant lead in commercial autonomous ride-hailing, while Tesla is pivoting from supervised assistance toward its first unsupervised deployments.
So, which one of us is Elon?
>>61610668why would crypto boom nobody cares about digital gold
>>61610687Goog/googl is an incredible company. I have a high conviction in them. I bought when it was at $185 and sold at $300 a few weeks back. Once my NBIS and MSTR hopefully play out I’d love to get back in Google. They are everything Tesla is claiming it will be in 10 years. Quantum/AI/Robotics.
>>61610708Quantitative easing just started last month. When money printers get going, crypto always gigs pumps.>nobody cares about digital goldNigger who cares about fundamentals, number will go up. MSTR is incredibly oversold, and I firmly believe it will pump to $550-$600 once BTC pumps to $150-200k.
henlo mister jeromeplease activate hyper mode
>>61610668lol, my life depends on a silver renaissance. Unless it fails and I join a Greek Monastery.
>>61610614The markets closed dotard, stop lying
>>61610718I hate to break this to you but any liquidity entering crypto right now is immediately swallowed up by the coalition of exchanges and whales that collectively control 90% of everything in that shit market. It's only going to pump when they want it to pump and they don't have any interest in doing that
You're gonna bomb what now?
>>61610751kEk
>>61610751I guess operations against Mexico are imminent. What's that do for stocks?Also is this a roach in my Chinese food
>>61610778What?!!!! I do business with that country
>>61610782Apparently just gonna bomb cartels
>>61610783Ok that's problems with let's see now:VenezuelaRussiaChinaIranIndia GreenlandDenmark and other NATOAnd now MexicoWho else ?
>>61610791Tbh Venezuela and Iran were just one offs. Mexico is right at our border. Easy to fly explosive drones over of a hostile state like China or russia really wanted to cause us issuesHonestly Cartels fucking suck dude they had it coming. I've seen my share of gore. If cartels get bombed I'm fine with itBut the world appears to be heading for warm no joke
>mass unrest in both US and Iran>US is going to bomb mexico now>silver is still crabbingfuck this meme commodity. just pump or dump already.
Hrm so I was buying a few hundred bucks of micron whenever it looked like it was dipping on the way up and then selling rips but now it looks like it's possibly going to retrace back to one of the gaps. The lowest gap is around 245 bucks, though I don;t think it goes that low because having a good buy in point almost never happens.
another 3 hr special military operation?
>>61610613All good Hindus try to mimic Lord Vishnu's patterns.
So when's the crash I was promised?
Aah the whole website is shit. This whole shit website goes to bed at the exact same time. Not just this board the whole damn website
>Follow the leader
>>61611003Just wait until good morning sirs. Thank you, come again.
I made 16% in a month on Chipotle CMG, should i sell? Is it a dead cat bounce after tax selling, thats kind of why i boughted it? All the chatter on social media is its overpriced slop.>>61610434Unfortunately only shot at
>>61610413iktf only too well
Mark my words healthcare bros this is a sell the news moment. It's not going to pass the Senate without revisions and this week's price action looked like tutes were pricing the news in early
What's it gonna take for VIX to budge nowadays? We have: kidnapping of a foreign president, threathening to destroy NATO, and now again ICE protests. Yet this shitty fucking line wont move. Was this all priced in already?
>>61610668HUN and TROX
HGRAF consolidation has ended, it's up 28% this week after news of Tier 1 partnership with the GEIC and confirmation of collaboration with the US Army Research Laboratory.EPA news could be imminent.Measured move is to $8 minimum in Q1.
>>61610718crypto at this time is not really attractive and you increased your difficulty even more by buying MSTR which can and will be diluted to death
Ok now that all the pleebs are tucked into sleep lets hear some sure fire top picks for crushing it in 2026.You can delete the posts in 5 minutes after posting so pleebs don't wake up and read it
>>61611063Crypto needs to return to its anarcho-capitalist roots so I can get interested in it again. The signal to noise ratio in the crypto space is currently fucking abysmal with all the grifters, scammers, and people begging the government to buy their bags. Line go up is antithetical to the long term health and adoption of crypto.
>>61610736not the aus market, i have money on the nyse and the asx so i get to watch the line go up round the clock
>>61611154>so i get to watch the line go up round the clockIsn't that just more time and chance the line could be going down
This isn´t a map of American military bases, just where American troops are present. Only a few of these countries have American controlled military bases in them. So much fake news is peddled nowadays that I kind of agree with the censorship maximalists, in fact ~80% of people shouldn´t even have access to literacy.
It's insane that we wasted 20 years in Afghanistan but did absolutely nothing about the Mexican cartels.
>>61611181You can't just bomb your neighbors Next you know he is going to wanna bomb Canada for something
>>61611199We would be bombing the cartels, not the Mexican government. It would be like how we were fighting NGOs in the middle east.
>>61611181the cartels make sure to act very cordial in the US. Their brutality is only done in their own countries, thankfully
>>61610115>Arnt you supposed to invest the oil companies. Not the actual liquidwhy? been buying oil for months, it's working fine for me
>>61611232I'm sure
>>61610668INTC
>>61610585They should also add a 9999% tariffs on all of those scammer telemarketer centers. India's economy will crumble if we get rid of those stupid tax remittances too.
>>61610648AI bubble will still cause electronics to be way overpriced for a LONG time tho
Are you trusting the plan for today's job numbers?
>>61611052Interesting. Looks like they’ve been doing pretty well, especially TROX.
>>61610613The new captcha filtered all the thirdies
I need a +3% day on the NDX to feel anything.
>buy order SNDK 338>drops to 318>recovers to 337Wow wee. It was only 1 share though. Little pricey, that SNDK. I had a plan a year a go. Buy a crypto, it went 10x. Flip out of that. Buy an IPO. It went 10x. But I didn't do that. Everything is getting really crazy out there and it's only january. I don't know why I always pussy out these last 5 years of stock trading. The funny thing is capital gains has consistently been the majority- sometimes the entirety- of my annual income. I'm not a great trader. But if I had just put 15k into DJT in 2023, flipped it for a 10x, flipped it again, and again. I'd be a millionaire.>hindsight is 2020Yeah but if I had followed my gut instead of pussying out and not buying like I planned, I would have been rich and out of here. I have doomed myself.
>>61611453>but if I hadoh im laughing
>>61611047UNH back to $500
>>61611059Fake company going to zero
>>61611458>knowing when to walk awayI'm green across the last 5 years. /smg/gers always think lamenting not being rich is the same as taking fat losses. If I had taken those trades and blown up my account then I would have walked away. But I was right every single time and only by reading /smg/ permabears made me question whether I was making a mistake. And /smg/ permabears are always wrong, even when the market is in recession, because they predict a 50 year bear market and 90% market collapse.
>>61610668Crypto is going down another 50% this year and you are going to baghold for 3 years.>give me a 10 bagger/smg/ doesn't know what the 10 baggers are until they've already come and gone.
>>61611471In her bookThinking in Bets, Annie Duke says hindsight bias is the "great enemy of learning from experience," making outcomes seem inevitable (like "I should have known that would happen") and preventing accurate evaluation by ignoring other possibilities, leading us to judge decisions solely on their results (resulting) rather than the quality of the decision-making process itself, emphasizing we need to embrace uncertainty and focus on the probabilities and potential futures, not just the one that occurred,
>>61611471I´ve been fudded out of so many good trades, unironically if I would´ve just been a HODLcel I´d be way better off.
>>61611495>if I would´ve just...we just went over this
>if only i would have just held>you hold, it tanksuhh...yeah.
BUT BRO I WOULDVE SOLD AT THE TOPpls just stfu
She won.
>>61611521Up bigly!
>>61611473>/smg/ doesn't know what the 10 baggers are until they've already come and gone.HGRAF is still a 10 bagger from here and it's turning up again.
>India-US trade deal stalled after Modi did not call Trump, Lutnick says http://reut.rs/4pz4cpjoh no no no no no
TRUMP: INSTRUCTING MY REPRESENTATIVES TO BUY $200 BLN DOLLARS IN MORTGAGE BONDS
>>61611538Intel is a 10 bagger and if anyone disagrees they're a massive idiotIndia is developing and making chips for them is gonna double the need for production as soon as they can afford itAfrica will add another billion to the mix, that's a tripleAdd scale economies and moat and you've got yourself a blessed situation
>>61610670I’m Florida man and shit
>>61610670You got me niggerImagine paying state taxes on your gains
chances of MU dipping more today or gonna shoot up $30 just because?
>OndsOK so why did this suddenly take off? Im not upset just wasn't expecting it until later in the year.
>>61611608They secured a massive drone contract.
>>61611600Why are american citizens not willing to give up their citizenship for moving to a tax haven and living tax free? Yes you pay the exit tax but the subsequent tax free compounding makes it worth it.
So does the United States project end in 3 hours or does the golden century bullrun finally start?I can't think for myself and need you to tell me
>>61611624A lot of us still have jobs and need income. If I had 2 million liquid id probably move to albania
>>61611624Shill us a tax haven anon
>>61611645Can you break down for me why you think you need 2 million to live in Albania?People live on less than 1000 a month there
>>61611651Cyprus, IoM, Vietnam, Malaysia are easy ones depending on where you're from but a lot more asian and african countries and small islands allow for special structures to be set up for you to avoid tax.
UUUUbros
reminder that the market is nearing the end of structural vol selling and the government is going to have to step in again when it blows up, probably this quarter at the rate it's going.>>61611181we fund them and give them weapons jackass. that's the CIA's whole schtick.
>>61611666>>61611666Generational wealth
>>61611675Jersey/Monaco if Euro, Caymen Islands or BVI/AVI if Yankie doodle
>>61611624Because some of us don't want to live in a useless dead end island country. America is actually pretty great and the salaries and opportunities are better than prettt much any country.
>>61611059>>61611464clown world. retards will bid anything.>>61611324oh yeah
>>61611691Jersey and Monaco are too small and overpriced to live compared to Cyprus. Malta is more affordable, though expensive, but also too small. I got bored there very quickly. Cyprus is big and has a more diverse landscape.
>>61610718It's gold and silver this time imo. Crypto has burned a lot of people this last months and FOMO is very important. I hold BTC since 2022 and gold since late 2024 btw, but the public discourse is almost dead and the survivors are bitter.
What is happening? I'm all green. Even the Hgraf Bags that were shilled to me are worth something now!
>>61611693If you are even thinking about a salary your opinion does not matter, wagie.
short gme
>>61611731why, looks like bouncing off major support. also, the spring looks loaded for the next pamp. i was considering buying some today actually
>>61611729True but opportunities are still better in the us. How many silicon Valley billionaires changed their citizenship to any of these countries? None. Because they know it's stupid and getting rid of us citizenship will remove you from investment opportunities.
How has your 2026 been so far :)
>>61610095>I have too much oil. I'm going to get fucked. Why is the price not 90$ yet.You can never have too much Oil. Prices will go up to $75-80
>>61610687I used Waymo for the first time last year and was so blown away by it I went and bought 5,000 dollars of google immediately. I am convinced Waymo is going to completely change cities in the US. Its a much better experience than Uber, don't have to deal with sketchy drivers, very clean cars, better driver than actual humans, and you dont tip.
>>61611731I can't believe its been 5 years. Once we're past the initial short squeeze this graph is going to look insane
>>61611776oops
>>61611770NTA but I thought they were going down midterm due to increase production?
>>61611765Its been anon, its been.9 days sober so far (not really fully sober just no alcohol)
My prediction: SCOTUS will abstain from making a tariff decision, they will hear opinions today but take no action. Also, the word scotus sounds like some medical condition that rots your balls
>>61611747>major supportholy fucking baggie cope
Post your ultimate "calm before the storm" pics.
>>61611820I'll keep pictures of my cock for my girlfriend, homo.
>>61611820
>>61610072what the fuck is happening to uranium now? are we winning?, kind of scared. +5,39%
>>61611678Why do you think it's going to go higher?
bros... supreme court decision when?
I should go long on makeup
Manufacturing... is BACK!>US Change in Nonfarm Payrolls Dec: 50K (est 70K; prev 64K; prevR 56K)- Unemployment Rate: 4.4% (est 4.5%; prev 4.6%; prevR 4.5%)- Avg Hourly Earnings (M/M): 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev 0.1%; prevR 0.2%)- Avg Hourly Earnings (Y/Y): 3.8% (est 3.6%; prev 3.5%; prevR 3.6)>Nick Timiraos>@NickTimiraos>Total payrolls grew by 50,000 in December. Private payrolls were +37,000.>Employment for Oct/Nov resulted in 76,000 *fewer* jobs than previously reported on net for those months due to revisions.>The unemployment rate fell to 4.4% from a downwardly revised 4.5% in November.
>US Housing Starts Oct: 1246K (est 1330K)- Housing Starts (M/M): -4.6% (est 1.8%)- Building Permits: 1412K (est 1350K)- Building Permits (M/M): -0.2% (est 1.5%)
>>61610671Nothing. You can bootstrap yourself out of anything if you are smart enough. >massive debtsFlee the country, then. There is always a solution when it comes to finance.>>61611841I just wouldn't bet on nuclear. It's entirely in the politician's court. It's almost a "nothing ever happens" situation, except I believe things will happen at a glacial pace.Nuclear reactor started up again? Great. But call me the first new reactor is being built.
7000 EOD
>Employment in food services and drinking places continued to trend up in December (+27,000).Food services and drinking places added an average of 12,000 jobs per month in 2025, similarto the average increase of 11,000 jobs per month in 2024.>Health care employment continued its upward trend in December (+21,000), with a gain of16,000 jobs in hospitals. Health care employment rose by an average of 34,000 per month in2025, less than the average monthly gain of 56,000 in 2024.>In December, employment in social assistance continued to trend up (+17,000), mostly inindividual and family services (+13,000). >Retail trade lost 25,000 jobs in December. Over the month, employment declined in warehouseclubs, supercenters, and other general merchandise retailers (-19,000) and in food andbeverage retailers (-9,000). Electronics and appliance retailers added 5,000 jobs. Retail trade employment showed little net change in both 2024 and 2025. >Federal government employment was little changed in December (+2,000). Since reaching a peakin January, federal government employment is down by 277,000, or 9.2 percent. (Employees onpaid leave or receiving ongoing severance pay are counted as employed in the establishmentsurvey.) >health care and foodConsume and to be consumed
Almost everything I've bought since starting to invest two years ago has done well and I'm beating the market by quite a bit. The thing is, literally everything has shot up so I don't know if I'm actually good at this or just got lucky. I need a bear market to be sure.
Happy Fryday frens
>>61611883so is this good or bad?
>>61611558IS THIS BULLISH FOR FANNY MAY
>>61611887Happy Friday King
>>61611780What's the appeal of gme? Why wouldn't you buy gap, best buy or lithia motors
>>61611862long ULTA and TGT here.
>>61610072Chud index bros, unite.....
a large portion of my meager net worth is "invested" in the fanny may computer company
>>61610072oklo at 17 points up.
>>61611908back in the day it was an amazing short squeeze and anyone who wasn't using robinhood like a tool made a ton of moneythen the fomo and reddit kicked in and they've been buying it constantly ever since waiting for the super short squeeze that will be even bigger than beforeof course there's no reason to think that will happen so it went full cult mode inventing conspiracies like all the short data being wrong and it secretly being over 100% and how they are "fighting the hedgies"it was still pretty consistent for pump and dumps around earnings but they never sell and only buy so just exit liquidity for people actually making money lol
>>61611645You don’t need 2m to live comfortably in Albania anon. A portfolio that pays you about 1k USD a month either with options or dividends is enough to get you started. What you need to do is keep investing for more income for inflation or when you want to level up with your lifestyle.
Spy calls at open?
>>61611909Long TGT and SBH here
>>61611923its kind of weird how much money Americans need to live comfortably. I don't think I've ever needed more than $4k a month so if I had a million dollars I could retire on just the dividends if if I threw 10-20% into stocks
I rotate my port to 44% MU, 30% in NVDA yesterday during the dip. The avg cost is pretty much the eod price. Am I retarded? Or is this the right move?
>>61611862holy shit I just found out this bitch is 37this is what a 37 year old American woman looks like
how the fuck is boil in the 16s? why the fick did i buy a call? kold is up like 140% in a month.
>>61611718>Even the Hgraf Bags that were shilled to me are worth something now!Turns out it's not a meme, we're going to double digits this year.https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2026/01/06/3213541/0/en/HydroGraph-and-GEIC-Expand-Collaboration-through-Tier-1-Membership.html
>nuclear up bigNews?
>>61611947time marches on. happy anniversary babe. 1 year since we met.
>>61611923Its all perspective. If you make 100k a year then yes a folio generating 4k a month in LTCG is probably going to be what you want as an end goalBut if you pump out closer to 300k a year you want to make more. Simple as
>>61611918>never sellThat cracks me up how they convince idiots it's macho to never sell a loser investment >>61611923I've been to Albania a few times and the only thing comfy is leaving, they do have some good food, cute girls , but the infrastructure is India tier and no joke it's a giant garbage dump. The main river that flows through the capital is an open sewer . $1000 a month won't get you far.
if uuuu breaks $21 today im setting a stop loss asap. aint trying to go back to bag holding at $20
>>61611957News doesn't matter, the market is just pricing in what comes next, which will likely be the contracting cycle heating up for new builds and extensions.
>>61611957>>61611972Although I guess today's tariff news could have some affect on nuclear. And now that you mention it, Trump admin did say yesterday they are ready to deploy 500% tariffs against Russia, including uranium.
>>61611961It's a hilarious catch 22>"Never sell! Diamond hands! We hold forever to cause a short squeeze! Even during the short squeeze never sell!">"When do we sell to make money?">"HEDGIE!!!!"
>>61611978They were literally trying to buy up all the public shares and the company just went and issued a shit ton more
spy 600 eod
>>61611982Yep. There was this weird idea if they directly registered them then they could prevent "hidden share lending" but then the CEO diluted the stock so much he sold more shares than all the millions they registeredIt was also expensive as hell to register them all too
what's this chart called
>>61611959I'm jealous, wish I had a dedicated schizo stalker to make me feel less lonelyAre you a bottom? Can you get smooth and wear lingerie for me?
>>61611991gambling on 0dte options with $100
>>61611978it really looks like a good buy to me though, ev of only 5 billion they have so much cash. the nerd subculture is large and growing, and they remind me of hot topic in the early 2000's, unique inventory that caters to an underserved group. i'll take you there someday and get you some final fantasy stuff and i bet your opinion would change.
Oklo up 18% premarket, America fuck yeah!
>>61611923>>61611935You make it sound like getting 1k in dividends a month is easy. What kind of investments are you thinking of here? Unless you want to invest in some shady yieldmaxx scams, most reputable high dividend aristocrat ETFs already require at least 500k to make that kind of money in divvies per month. And if you just invest in a world ETF or the S&P500, you will need about 1 million invested to get 1k a month in dividends after taxes.
>>61611988Really illustrates the lengths some people will go to avoid just admitting they were wrong. Funny to watch but pretty alarming as it relates to society and how much it explains
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61612012Based>>61612008100k in SPYI yields 1k/month
Why are uranium companies pumping?
>>61612012Buy low sell high.
>>61612012LET'S FUCKING GOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Silver sissies we're back>>61612012Based
>The change in total nonfarm payroll employment for October was revised down by 68,000, from-105,000 to -173,000, and the change for November was revised down by 8,000, from +64,000 to+56,000. With these revisions, employment in October and November combined is 76,000 lowerthan previously reported. Oopsie haha
HGRAF up another 10% at the open.
i am up a few thousand dollars today and i've been debating whether or not i should drive across town to buy the mustard that's on sale, saving myself 97 cents. i need help
>>61612017My bad, I'm only used to Europoor ETFs where 4% yield is usually the top end unless it's a scam like Microstrategy yieldmaxx stuff. You guys have some pretty cool dividend ETFs in the US that we simply don't have access to at all here in european markets.
>>61612012I love this guy
>>61612017SPYI only works in bull/crabmarkets. the CC strategy gets absolutely heemed if a downturn happens. dont be retarded
Can someone please help me, I've tried to google but to no availWhen are your 401k "gains" actually credited to your balance? Does this happen on an annual basis or what? Or is it just never until you withdraw?
When does the tariff announcement drop?
>>61612052In short, your 401k balance is updated every single business day based on the current market value of your investments, but these are considered "paper" or unrealized gains that aren't truly locked in. While the daily fluctuations show you what the account is worth right now, actual cash gains from things like dividends or interest are typically credited and automatically reinvested into more shares on a quarterly or annual basis. Ultimately, because a 401k is tax-deferred, you don't officially "realize" these gains for tax purposes or lock in the final cash value until you actually sell the investments and withdraw the money in retirement.This was made with Google Gemini.
>>6161205810am EST
>>61611950>MUH>OOPSIONS>+>BOIL
What are the odds these strike?The amazon call is after earnings report
>>61612059>This was made with Google Gemini.ok so in other words garbage
I have survived the first 10 minutes.Now let's see if I survive the rest of the day.
>>61612049I hear you and that's why I don't like QQQI but even in a downturn if you have the distributions reinvest you just stack more cheap units for the inevitable recovery
>>61612043Would you save more on the mustard than you'd spend on gas?
>>61612071Keep searching on google then, gl
Lots of non sketchy high yield stocks to choose from I bought all these except vale in the last few weeks
>>61610072novo nordisk printing money rn
>>61612043I once lost 10k on a single bad trade. This put all my penny pinching in life in stark contrast.Still, I believe if you act like a 20 bucks deal here or a 80 bucks deal there doesn't matter anymore just because we're traders, I believe you lose a bit of your humanity.
>>61612075as long as maybe 10% or less of your folio is in CC ETFs its probably not a bad strategy. but you cannot reliably base your retirement on these current future payouts.
>>61612081Yea its great (i didnt buy on tuesday)
>>61612012Save us gains frog overlord
>>61611560>Intel
>>61612062Was deciding between calls and puts I'm not just not gonna play today
Micron green…. Thank god
KEK baggies
I am fucking afraid of what's gonna happen in 5 minutes...I made +20% and fear it will all go away...
Silver futures is pumping hard, early indicator that tariffs stay?
What's up with Japan?
So the stinker job report is not going to matter?Does anything really matter in this economy, I feel like USA could default their debt and spy woud be bullish
INTCels holy…
Nebius is momenting
>>61612102nyugga they shut down my brokerage because they are "fixing the aesthetic/visual web/app". You have no idea how my face is looking right now.
SUPREME COURT WILL ANNOUNCE THE VERDICT ON THE TRUMP TARIFFS NOWBRACE YOURSELVES
Is we be opinionless?
>market decides tariffs are unconstitutional>market goes parabolic>sell before trump niggers out and finds an alternate sneaky way to do his tariffs
>US U. of Mich. Sentiment Jan P: 54.0 (est 53.5; prev 52.9)- Current Conditions: 52.4 (est 52.0; prev 50.4)- Expectations: 55.0 (est 55.0; prev 54.6)- 1 Yr Inflation: 4.2% (est 4.1%; prev 4.2%)- 5-10 Yr Inflation: 3.4% (est 3.3%; prev 3.2%)How are expectations up when last CPI was down? Are we cooking numbers on inflation?
>>61612132>Supreme Court Doesn't Issue Trump Tariffs Ruling FridayWe are OPINIONLESS
>it's not tariffs, it's bowe vs united statespack it up boys. nothingburger.
>DECISION DELAYED>DECISION DELAYED>DECISION DELAYED>DECISION DELAYEDanother crab day incoming
>>61612142Inflation numbers haven't been real since 1970
The old niggers at SCOTUS are too fucking slow and sleepy to make a ruling, old fucking retards
>>61612093i bought it last month. i love knife catching (when it doesnt go wrong)
>>61612154and?
it's alrightit's okaywe'll go upanother day
I use my RH account to exclusively sports bet.
Is this not some kind of wedge? tqqq, would be same for qqq, leverage makes patterns appear more clearly
Found the nuclear/uranium news.https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/meta-signs-massive-nuclear-energy-deal
>>61612174Hello Mr. Burry. Nice to see you still lurk here
Gold futures a few dollars away from new ATH.
>>61612029CUTE>>61612099MicronGODS baby, what can you say?
>>61612091I have my roth ~75% in SPYI and I'm letting it compound, age 59.5 is decades away for me
MSTR is like the hardest stock to play weeklies i swear to god
>>61612210i'm gonna die
>>61612160COME ON!
Welcome 2 Crab Zonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Tam9lv1KQ
>>61612214Cute cute cute. One day I will play Blue Archive
i would like to point out, nothing happened
>20 points schizo dump into 20 points schizo pump instantlyshit n piss is so FAKE and GAY
God fucking damn itFUCK
>>61612225silver is going to hit 80 usd right now.
>>61612237GOLD NEW ALL TIME HIGHNEXT LEG OF METALS RUN IS NOW
Wait, why did yields do this weird move almost half an hour ago. On no report or anything
>uranium going up>UUUU smashed back downUUUU cheapies
>>61612249>>61612145
i really should sell my lmt.
Done for the day. Good start to the weekend
PMs pumping, S&P500 pumping, Nasdaq pumping. oil pumping, semis giga pumping. how is basically every major sector going up right now? Some sector has to lose, where else is all this money coming from?
>>61612264Fiat
ooooOOOOOoooooOOOOOwtfwt
>>61612256No, I got the time wrong. I meant 40 mins. 9:45. A reversal straight through like this pump now on SPX.
>>61612267Yeah, but DXY also up?
>>61612267yeah but usually when an asset like gold and silver pumps this much, there's also some rebalancing happening where people are moving out of some equities, not this time apparently, everything is going up simultaneously which is kind of worrying.
>>61612264>>61612267Real fiat currency has never been tried. W-We'll do it right during the next e-empire, y-you'll see!
>>61612091It's not a bad strategy because income for reinvestment. Just dump $10k into CC ETF while you're wheeling whatever you want to wheel.Must be nice to be able to sit on pile of cash and make it work for you.
>>61612282Oh true. Dang
>>6161227010 year looks normal to me going into a volatile event
Fuck this gay nigger marketI took another loss on puts
Russia hammering american vessels now
>Trump Posted Unpublished Jobs Data Early In Social Media Post - BBGoopsie haha
WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHATS THE NEWS?
>5% swing is normal for INTCel nowwhat the fuck happened
>>61612321Pre-revenue
>>61612315
>>61612282Selling and buying always happens, line going up just means buyers are willing to pay more.
>>61610072>markets hate uncertainty!>no decision on most important economic decision in 25 years and no timeline to a decision>ATHHonk!
>>61612299Youre just randomly shorting the market hoping to catch a red day. Instead of being a market contrarian, swimming against current try joining the market and participating in the growth. Short on what would obvious red days with clear indicators not just "this market has to give!! So fake and gay" trying to time a correction the market clearly isnt pricing in
>>61612335its because the tariffs didn't kill the market like everyone saidand if the courts reverse it then the markets will get even happier win win
>>61611988i love you with all my heart dear. and i'm ready to start my life with you, it's what i want more than anything. someday i hope you'll be ready to receive what i'm trying to give you. 'folio is at all time highs, i'm weighing 187, looking like a greek statue. i know i've got some problems too but i'll make you proud and happy and keep you entertained. be my love and it would bless both of our lives.
>>61612335it can only mean one thing
reverse anti-v deployed?
It's over.
>>61612336People write things like this and then hang themselves when we are right.The market is fake and gay and faggots like you drinking the cool aid are what destroys confidence for a decade because people think they’ll get scammed again.AI has not meaningfully improved since 3.5, and anyone who uses it on a daily basis and has an IQ above 75 knows this. In spite of this, the entire nations future is mortgaged on what remains very much a bet on 00.
wtf?!?!
are they really trying that hard to kill NVDA calls above 200? price target is 250+ yet its still crabbing around 180
>>61612356You overestimate the IQ of all the people buying into this market
>>61612363The fajita isn't sizzling no more
are they really trying that hard to kill GME calls above 30? price target is 6MILLION+ yet its still crabbing around 20
>>61612356>like you drinking the cool aid are what destroys confidence for a decade because people think they’ll get scammed again.Doesn't even make sense. Destroy the confidence of what? Its ironic if you mean people like me destroy the confidence of bears like you? Yea nigger you think your fuxking smarter than the market bc YOU think you know better and have some shitty little tuff with AI and honestly believe your faggy reasoning "ai is fake and gay" keep losing money moron while you pump my bags please keep at it. When the market corrects people like me will simply go short with the rest of the fucking market lol your stuck in a perma-one direction head space because your dumb and bad at this kek
>>61612377>a bunch of meme speakDidn’t read. And yes the, “fuck it it’s fake but I’ll kick the can to the next sucker” is what causes crashes and ruins the economy for a decade.You have the same attitude as the pass the buck people of 08.No bear ever crashed a market for more than a week. Scam artist bulls with exactly this mentality are the ones who destroy it for a decade.In any case I care not, looking at bonds and the put call ratio, help will be on its way shortly in the form of complete mumu asshole destruction.
>>61612336>almost no growth between 2000 and 2010Why did the Boomer have to fuck the Millennial this hard?
>>61612336Fuck this gay nigger fake market.
Man this stock has ruined my life
>>61612386>>61612386>>61612386
Is it time to buy OIL?>inb4 it's always been time
>>61612400Nothing you say actually makes sense or is true. Your just spewing random meaningless shit and grasping at straws. So keep spewing nonsense and losing money trying to time a bear market. Ill simply wait for it to occur while i make money in both directions ya clown
>>61612356The US is in a cold war. For the foreseeable future, you should expect a continuation of protectionist state-capitalism and the corresponding major inflation. This policy is what allowed the Chinese to engage in overt mercantilism against the rest of the world, and the US government has borrowed the strategy to protect our critical industries.
Might this be the first no nonsense, no rugpull Nasdaq day in forever?
>>61612413TBLT?
If I hadn't fat fingered my intended moves TWICE right that the open I would be up so fucking much right now. Instead I've been beating myself up with fomo and just broke even.Fuck having to do this shit while at work man fuck.
>>61612547No, lol. I never gambled that much on TBLTI actually mean my employer. Not only has the job been shit, but the stock has been dumping since I joined.
