Fuck tripfags edtion>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61645368
First for being first
These threads used to be more straight...
I'm a META baggie with a $754 buy in price. Is it ever coming back?
The AI bubble is a value-destroying cancer upon the American economy and needs to be popped with extreme prejudice.
>>61650791nothing straighter than getting a brojob while 1ccing
If silver does not close below 90 tomorrow I will be very put out.>>61650798inflation will get you back there eventually
>>61650798yes. tech stocks will go up infinity percent. there is a cash repatriation happening middle of this year which will make a nice injection for tech stocks
>googl
>>61650811You are absolutely fucked. Tepid attempt to hold op ex afternoon then entire sector giga pumps.
>>61650841>cash reperations for technigga wat
I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE OF THE GAY HOURS LONG CRABBING AND WOKE UP TO THIS FUCK I HAD LIKE 10 MINUTES OF RED TO SELL AND I WAS OUT COLDI can only cope that we will open red. Before you ask yes I had to work last night
>>61650802>needs to be poppednot yet I am still making gainz
is there some reason everyone FOMO'd into micron while completely ignoring hynix and samsung?
They cut out their consumer market overhead
the feeling of making gains is better than sex, how do I go back to being normal
>>61650931>the feeling of making gains is better than sexthat is women's fault. Gains is life, women are cancer
hey sisters what do I invest in at open today :-3
I did it bros, I aped into chemical companies.>>61650948Dubs like these. Check em
after hours poomp reeeeeeee
>>61650851>shorting soxlNGMI
Buy silver minors
>>61650931
mister jeromehenloplease leave my apartment
>>61651041Which ones are doing well for you apart from AG, HL, and HYMC?
Is it too late to long Planet Labs fellas?
>>61650848thats not what I said. repatriations. there will be a one time tax break for imports of cash, i.e. firms have currency outside the US will be enticed to bring it back during the tax break, i.e. stimulus money for investments
>>61651072No
>>61650871Bc the latter two aren't tradeable on a US stock exchange. There is a HYNIX ticker in Europe tho
>>61651027>not shorting the most niggered "stock" to ever exist when its at the 0 extension point First off it will gap down, if not tomorrow then Monday. Notice how 7+ day puts are expensive as fuck even like 10 bucks off the current price. Second it simply will not run up much higher without huge algo profit taking. Depending on risk tolerance that starts at 0 and can go to 0.618. I can run up to 65 but beyond that is doubtful. Third the volume flipped to sell on every timeframe. RSI is at 67, theres a nice long dump down to 50. Buy/sell trends work well on levered niggers and indexes since theres so much volume and a lot of relatively predicable things that affect the price. >why not soxs callsThe only thing more niggered than soxl is its even more retarded little brother soxs. It is literally more profitable to let soxs run up and buy puts since it is mathematically guaranteed to decay. Also soxs spreads are dogshit and you don't wanna be stuck waiting for a greater fool to buy your dogshit. Alternatively >poopoo line below peepee line and the pee is flowing downwards which will wash the poo down too
>>61651041>Buy silver minors
GAUZ
>>61651093>NoLooks like they are losing a lot of money, can they become profitable and when?
>CAN>PACB>SESsoon
Why aren’t you buying SMCI? It’s oversold
Kek
>>61651150I bought 50 dollars worth of bayhorse today, felt like I was getting scammed. I 100% expect to lose it all and don't care, but when miners pump next month retards are gonna flood in with money, see the low valuation and possible restarting production in 2027, and pump bayhorse (maybe).
>>61651170>The only time Americans will ever create a "militia" like their 2nd Amendment allows to, and therefore grants the right to bear arms, will be upon command by one of the institutions said amendment is supposed to guard againstKEKLMAO
>>61651183forming a milita to step on libtard wind pipes is based
>>61646518>>61646765>>61646795
>>61651164>CANI really like that chart. Very nice.
>>61650984This single stock is carrying my entire portfolio.
>>61651193You're next after libtards.
>>61651282i bet you wish that were true lol
>>61651282>slippery slope fallacy
>>61651273>This single stock is carrying my entire portfolio.Congrats - you are going to make it
>>61651061EXK
>>61651294>fallacyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Kniveshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Purgehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campaign_to_Suppress_Counterrevolutionarieshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmer_Rouge#Internal_power_struggles_and_purgeslol
>>61651282nope. we are good goys.my credit score is over 700
>futureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71XgFf288KE
how are you guys positioned for openAI's death spiral? and how do we think it will play out?
>https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/boards-policy-regulation/oracle-sued-by-bondholders-over-losses-tied-ai-buildout-2026-01-14/Oracle is actually already getting sued, lol>The proposed class action was filed in a New York state court in Manhattan on behalf of investors who bought $18 billion of notes and bonds that Oracle issued on Sept. 25, two weeks after Oracle announced a $300 billion, five-year contract to supply OpenAI with computing power.>These investors said they were blindsided when Oracle returned to the capital markets seven weeks later to obtain $38 billion of loans to fund two data centers to support the OpenAI agreement.>"The bond market's reaction to Oracle's additional debt was swift and bracing," the bondholders said, as their own debt fell in value and began trading at yields and spreads comparable to debt from lower-rated companies because of the perceived higher credit risk. Oracle's notes and bonds carried low investment grades.>Bondholders led by the Ohio Carpenters' Pension Plan said statements in offering documents for their bonds that Oracle "may" need to borrow more were false and misleading, because the company was already planning to do so.
>put 25 bucks into asbp months ago>it's like 2 bucks nowCrucify /biz/groids. Something I've found is the less I've relied on /biz/ for alpha or even beta information the more successful I am. You guys are actually shockingly cancerous. I wonder, also, what the point of shilling pennystocks that never go up is. The memes? Someone who put way more than 25 bucks in trying to rope people in so he can get out? Anyway for my next trick when stocks crash again this march I'm going to buy as much good shit as possible and ignore retarded fags fudding things like AMD because damn all I have to do most of the time is put 10,000 into some tech stock you guys hate and I just made 1000 bucks in a week. Like it cannot be understated how inversing /biz/ is the real alpha nowadays.
>>61650871>samsungnon-Koreans cannot directly invest in this, that's why, I know because I tried when SNDK and MU were running up.>hynixSame thing.
Biz has been saying bear year for 2026, so it must be a bull year.
>>61651399>make a bad investment>AAAAAAAAA DADDY GUBMENT SAVE MEkek, the raped
>>61651411just buy EWY then. it's 45% samsung+hynix
>>61650931gains for me is everything. Dividends. Paychecks. Selling stuff on ebay. A 20 dollar bill I found one time. If an employer is like "just write down your business expenses and we'll pay them back" I'm going with the max I can reasonably get away with. IPOs. Crypto. Silver. Which reminds me I should probably do something about my mom's heirloom silver since my loser brother keeps stealing from her second husband and selling it to buy weed.
Shill me an ETF to buyed.
>>61651412Crab year.>trump says a thing and markets go down in spring, back up in summer, down in fall>democrats win the House and have 225 seats and the north carolina senate election>markets go back up because divided congress is le good
>>61651436SOYB
>>61651436Your choice of 2X leveraged long BTC ETH or SOL ETFs>BITX >SOLT >ETHU
A moment of silence for TMF baggies that used it as a """hedge""" kek
>>61651404>I wonder, also, what the point of shilling pennystocks that never go up isthe same reason people here used to talk about shitcoins constantly. They're unemployed or barely employed retards with so little capital they can't buy higher priced shares so they put tens or hundreds of dollars into memes hoping they 1000x. That is more exciting to them than barely affording one share of an etf every once and a while and sitting on them
>>61651436
4% return crew has arrived
