trade war edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61661756
boring market
I made 149 dollars shorting silver last week
First for fuck Trump
>my first red day of my investing careerthis can't be happening to me
> futures
FANNY MAY CRY
its over isn't it?
I'm a person who sits inside and doesn't do much.Is it a good idea to buy undeveloped land in Mississippi or Colorado?
Reminder that the minerals in Greenland are worth TRILLIONS. With a T. This is short term pain for long term gain. This is perfect time to buy up cheapies. SPY will hit $3000 once we start getting the Greenland mining operations going. Greenland has more rare minerals than rest of the world combined.
stop eating foodwhy do you need food?
It's actually over. I didn't buy silver. Guess roping is my only option.
>>61664576Meh I have a feeling the dip will be bought 1-2h into Tuesday trading day. I also have a feeling it may be one of those dip that keeps dipping all day kind of days, in which case it’s over yeah.
Europe is weakEurope is uselessEurope is wasting awayEurope can’t read the roomEurope will perish from its own failed policiesEuropeans are freeloading faggotsEurope LOSTEurope is fucking TOAST
>>61664585I bought silver on Friday so expect it to crash to nothing pretty soon.
>>61664585
>>61664584I am officially fomoing into food, I've put on twenty pounds last two months already
Bend the knee yurotards
>not buying the dip on Tuesdayyou're not a brokie are you anon?
>>61664619the market opens on MLK Day
>>61664584>pooping has never been more expensive.how long until pooping is a luxury?
>>61664624Nope, it’s a holiday.
>>61664617you just know that frigid old bitches pussy is the wettest it's been in decades just from being in the same room as Trump's BIG (dangerous) AMERICAN (threatening) COCK
ON NO NEWS
>>61664637I don’t understand how yurotards can tolerate being ruled over by useless bureaucrats
>>61664636it opens half the day mate
>>61664649It’s a full day closure, retard.
>>61664649retard
TACOACO
>>61664617Negotiation: USA gets Greenland, but first the USA must recognize the ICC and allow a UN-led investigation into the DOJ's handling of the Epstein files.
>>61664683>immediate senile flailing
>>61664683>epstein filesGet lost on your way to your local Facebook mom group?
I cant wait for the market to open tomorrow.
>>61664707>y-you're concerned about child sex trafficking? >w-what are you, a facebook mom? Whatever they're paying you, you're taking them for a ride. I appreciate the hustle
What did you just say about the first Jewish president?
>>61664726Peter Thiel is Jewish?
>>61664737Name a President that isn't JewishI'll wait
>>61664765Tagged the wrong guy, I didn't claim he was the first Jewish president
>>61664765joe biden
>>61664584beef is really an outlier. Rent is down and everything else is stable.
>>61664777checked but wasted
>>61664634Just go to taco bell and get a double beefy cheesey burrito for $1.99
>>61664725>Not released under bidenSo either its nothing or everyone on both sides is comprised.
I'm going to use this Panican dip as an opportunity to buy more GRRR & GRRR accessories, how about you anon? Whatcha slurping?
>>61664805that's not food anon.
You guys I actually kind of admire how functional and stable the US is. Trump is an utter retard, objectively terrible for markets causing every month a new scare making a lot of Wall Street bankers lose a lot of money, yet they aren’t being mafia-like and ordering a hit on him.
>>61664816I'm going to sell everything. It is clear the market is never going up again.
>>61664490TRUMP I AM WILLING TO NEGOTIATE.WE GIVE YOU GREENLANDFOR FREEONE CONDITIONYOU TAKE 100% OF THE NIGGERS AND SANDNIGGERS IN EUROPETHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER
>>61664813Likely the latter, but most of that material was locked up in active investigations and the Maxwell trial. When Trump took office, he "concluded" those ongoing investigations and sent Maxwell to a cushier prison after making a deal with his lawyer.All that stuff from the "phase one" binder? Info that had been previously released during Biden's term. "But Biden!" doesn't absolve Trump from spending the whole year doing everything a guilty man would do.
>eu
>>61664864Accidentally swapped the flags? Because there’s only one nation that will TACO here.
>>61664873Germany already folded in Greenland
won't somebody think of my portfolio
>>61664854Honestly the fact that Merrick Garland didnt leak portions of it and use it against Trump tells me its more than likely as you said. Lots of High end celebrities and politicians on both sides of the aisle are indeed in the pocketJeff was a guy who you could just pick a beautiful girl out of a catalogue from some slavic shithole and she was yours. He was a guy who loaned money when money couldnt be lent. He was intellegence. Israeli. And the biggest scandal of all is that he is probably still alive.
>>61664798>Rent is downno its not LOLRent is never down, Rent goes up by default, because its a parasitic venture to squeeze as much money as they can out of the one essential function of life, shelterYou know what happens after your landlord bumps you 500 dollars higher than your current rent? He forces you out, bumps the new rent rate by $250, and gets a new retard in whose desperateMao was right about one thing
>>61664897>>61664897Rent is absolutely down and still falling in my state. Its quantitative and Qualititive A 5% drop in Rent saves thousands a year. In my case, I am paying $400 less a month Rent is absolutely fucking down dude. In most markets it is still falling
>>61664873Yurotard wants nosebleeds and to be sent home in a shoebox, I guess. So be it.
>>61664897picrel>ohh thats just floridaNo its like every state now except a few frozen boomer shitholes
>>61664906>Rent is absolutely fucking down dude. In most markets it is still fallingNo its not lol, actual data says otherwise not your anecdotes
>>61664893I would say the probability is 99%
>>61664897>>61664919Dumbass with TDS
>>61664798no CPI showed groceries as a category was objectively inflating. Rent is down because people are being deported and immigration is 0. But all that is going to do is massively spur wage inflation, which is far stickier than any other form of inflation
>>61664924hard data doesnt care about your feelings :^)
>overnight down gapits fucking over isnt itIm afraid to open my broker app
>>61664893Honestly, it makes Trump's posturing even more baffling. If we assume the Biden-admin DOJ was influenced by powerful stakeholders who would be implicated, they were at least performatively going through the proper motions of this case by ostensibly investigating the Epstein estate and trying Ghislaine Maxwell. Trump could've continued doing that and let his no-longer-independent DOJ cover for him. Instead he went out of his way to act like the guiltiest man on Earth every step of the way.
>>61664906>>61664917>>61664897This is interesting. I'm about to renegotiate my lease, so I'm gonna ask to them to keep my rent the same instead of (((hiking it))) as usual. How did you guys end up paying less? Also why is rent down? Don't tell me the deportations shrunk the market kek
>>61664938ask for a 20% discount on account of paying you rent on time
>>61664826trump is great for wall street. he's literally a billionaire. The truth is that retail is getting fleeced, because retail thinks the stock market is the economy and that share price translates to how well a company is doing. News flash, companies dealings are rarely denominated in securities.
>>61664826get a load of this retard that doesn't remember trump trotting out the reanimated corpse of charles schwab himself to brag about how much money he made his banker friends with his liberation day antics
oh yeah, I had noticed my land lord has been on a non-stop campaign trying to get people to renew a year out. Like, -10% discounts kind of thing. was shocking to see, I didn't of course because fuck these peeople
What was even the news this weekend? How come the market didn't care about Venezuela or Iran last week, but Greenland is what causes stocks to drop? It doesn't make any sense.
>>61665046Tariffs. No one gives a fuck about Venezuela, but raise taxes and that affects the bottom line
>>61665046everyone telling the US to go fuck themselves and going to china is... bad for the US
>>61664936Only worry if you're in Europe
>>61665057EU is becoming a chinese serf
bittycoin is killl?
>>61664919>10,000+ articles>Not datafuck off nigger
>>61665068the US will become one too in time dont worry :)
>>61664928You mean rent only went up because Biden imported 20 million fucking people and paid for them to live in housing normally meant for working and middle class?
>>61665090post one
>>61665046Greenland won’t cause a big dip either since markets now peg Trump as a chicken.
>>61665104No, we're talking about real things
>>61665104and landlords jacked rent because a govt check was a guarantee as to were a random render is a gamble.
>>61665104Chuddie thats not how anything works , despite what peter theils butt buddy tells you.
>>61665110just did. Want another?
Why is natural gas up so much
>>61665130You have no idea what section 8 housing is .
>>61665141>CNBCLOLI also get my economic data from TMZ
>>61664490Greenland
>>61665135>>61665110>>61665128more?
>>61665141no that's enough thanks for googling for me
>>61665147rent is greenland?>>61665146
>>61665144alot of landlords in my old area qualified for section 8. they were renting out condo units to illegals and single mothers.
>>61665155yeah. Its down broAnywhere its from 1-5%
>>61664584QRD on why beef and other meat is so expensive now? Did all of the fucking cows die off or some shit???
>>61665162Faggot ranchers got super comfy charging 35% markup simple as
Liberation tuesday 2.0?
>>61665175you didnt buy the dip anon?
>>61665046opex was friday
>>61665159sure thing pal. and the guy who exposed it all . Albert einstein you. chuds are so inbred you dont know reality from fiction anymore.
>>61665202Every friday is Opex anon for 75% of the market
>>61664541Seethe tranny
>>61665175I can only hope so. I hate waiting until March to rebalance.
>>61665175aahhhh bitcoin is down less than a percent it's literally the end of the world hold me bros
>>61665184i did not last time and im extremely jealous of anons who did especially soxl. I didnt sell at least.
niggers and jews tongue my anus
>>61665204how can you niggers be on biz and not understand supply and demand?
>>61665248line go up
>>61664541>>61665266f*ck off, retard
>>61665175Why would bitcoin drop, isn't it supposed to be an international, unregulated currency?
>>61665175>Liberation tuesday 2.0?Good thing I will be celebrating Monday with all the fried chicken I can eat so I will be ready for battle come Tuesday!
>>61665248 > deport 1/600 of population> expect rent to drop by 20%> Expect deporting 1/600th of the population to fix decades of underbuilding and laws passed to prevent cheap houses from being built. KYS retard if you think deporting 500k -1 million people out of 340 mill is moving the needle.
>>61665287no <3
>>61665308it can absolutely move the needle, it just has to make a small delta to turn the tables between a buyers market and a sellers market
buy puts>its actually taco Tuesday and you lose buy calls>its not taco Tuesday and spy is down 5%+I basically control the economy. Which path will I take at market open on tuesday?
>>61665315retard this is the housing market, and mostly the lowest end. KYS migatard, no wonder conservative women are hard to find , they would rather fuck jeets than what ever israel first brains are left in your people.
>>61665313https://youtu.be/XcZFLiDSeBs?si=rDtwsLAOMwxO-2xA&t=373
>>61665348I'm not a migatard, nigger, but that other nigger has a point.>and mostly the lowest endexactly, most of these people rent
Damn, it's crazy that stocks won't trade tomorrow.What's the deal with the 24 hour NASDAQ trading??
>>61665315Lol . 1/600 demand change is not going to cause shit you fucktard.
crypto is kind of stabilizing but futures keep dumping. What is going on?
>>61665359if not a migatard why migatard shaped retardation ? the little demand change is not going to do shit to most housing markets . And you know it. meanwhile corporations have bought ~10 percent of the single housing stock. You migatards are too stupid to see you are being robbed blind and the robbers are pointing to fingers towards juan. KYS.
Started trading recently and wish I did it earlier. They never told you how fun it is. It’s like a video game but instead of fake points or RuneScape gold you get real money, for free. More people should know about this
>>61665364>What's the deal with the 24 hour NASDAQ trading??Shitty retarded stupid idea.>having to stress about markets 24/7Go fuck yourself.
qrd? is something happening on monday?
I bought stocks instead of silver like a fucking NIGGER
>>61665427>you get real money, for free
>>61665427>It’s like a video game but instead of fake points or RuneScape gold you get real money, for f-ACK
>>61665427Top signal
Wish me luck, Ill be visiting NYC for a few days and traveling on the subway
>>61665427>you get real money for freeyou people could really use a finance and banking college course once in your life
>>61665467Are you posting from Minnesota anon? What stocks are you into?
>>61665553Don't let the bedbugs bite you
>futures
>>61665553take a picture of the george washington statue and the bull on wall st
>>61664546where do you source your material you always have good stuff
>>61664831That's where I'm at with silver & gold, sell now, buy back in 3 to 5 years. I'm holding everything in the market.
>>61665427You can also undo years of hard work in a day. Not so fun anymore is it
>>61665591>NascarIn honor of Martin Luther coon jr dayhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBObq9Z4uo&t=8s&pp=2AEIkAIBIt's Nascar not blackcar!
>>61665592I wasn't planning on going there but we'll see... probably going to check some sites and museums
i ate two sammiches an hour ago and now it feels like something could come out my butt. do you guys know what could be happening?
>>61665600 Selling physical into fiat? Even paper, I couldn’t think of a worse idea
>>61665427Don't listen to all the negative types. You're right. Buying stocks is a fun casino where the odds are actually rigged in your favor, and all of the world's most powerful institutions are constantly working hard to keep it that way. At worst you'll have people talking about "opportunity cost", which is a way of complaining about HOW MUCH you're winning relative to whether you played a different game. That's still pretty good! Sleep tight and dream of money, little trader.
>>61665617we need an official /smg/ timestamp for a thread OP anon
>>61665620The paper will deflate at a small and steady rate. The metals don't offer that security. I don't know where the local top is, but I've seen this in silver before. And hope to double my holdings when it's below $40/oz. Only time will tell.
>>61665553>visiting NYC
>>61665617Wall Street is kind of boring outside of the statue, but it's worth visiting for /smg/ cultural reasons. Manhattan in general though, plenty of fun. Other boroughs are more diffuse and also get let safe, so I normally tell tourists to stay on the island unless they're going somewhere specific. Museums are all world tier, and so are theaters or live shows if you're into gay shit. Subways are fine for the most part, just stay away from schizos and don't get separated from the crowd. (An empty car is bad news) If it gets sketchy or it's super late or whatever, give the taxi man his blood money. It's an expensive city anyway, and transport costs are part of the table stakes. Restaurants are very competitive and they're all good, stay away from obvious tourist traps and meme establishments, but also don't be a chain restaurant cuck. You can get a really good memorable meal at an Irish pub or whatever. McDonald's is a wasted opportunity. Everyone cooms over central Park but if you're rural you might not give a fuck. Don't take a liberty island boat tour. Have fun.
>>61665553NYC and subway is easy, just use urinal rules: don't make eye contact, keep to yourself, mind your business, keep as much distance as possible from others, don't stand around, do your business and keep it moving, wash your hands.
Reminder that you fucking BAGGIE NIGGERS made fun of me when i said I solded almost everything the other week after orange nigger tweeted the top signal.
>>61665613It's actually MX-5 Cup
>>61665712>t. doesn't outperform the sp500
Time for /our guy/ JPOW to make the fat orange boomer bend the knee for the 20th time.DUBS FOR /OUR GUY/ JPOW.CHECK EM
>>61665717My favoriteded modern car ever :)At the 2nd lowest point of my life I did nothing but run Laguna seca with the MX 5 cup in assetto corsa for hours every day. That one car and that one track. >>61665689That's not enough anymore. You have to out schizo the hobos and joggers that will follow you if you smell like prey. I scared the shit out of a nigger that followed me across the entire platform at 3am once. I had my phone out and started yelling and stomping my feet at the bitcunt chart kek. I think what made him turn around and fuck off was me yelling I'll fucking kill you and myself and everyone in this bitch if you don't fucking make it go up cz you yellow faggot followed by GO UP GO UP at the top of my lungs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbIwWiLY4DQ
>>61665731Akshully ever since I switched to being an evil bobo I've been doing quite well
>>61665745>You have to out schizo the hobos and joggerskek
>>61665712how many weeks of gains did you already miss out on funny guy?
I'm new to slurping, serious question for those that lived through liberation day, how much will it drop? I'm an ausfag and i hold a US total market etf that dropped 1% today. Do i buy the dip now? or do i wait for it to drop further? should i wait until after Tuesdays US market? (our market opens after the US market closes)
>>61664546futures guy pls post more often i love these videos
>>61665757Lets see Anons all time
I see our president has adopted Putin's line of thinking aka autistic historical claims. So how long until big business realizes that having an insane retard in power is really, REALLY bad idea?
>>61665787There's no way that letter is verbatim... right? It's too retarded
>>61665768See >>61665757Also I fell asleep and forgot to sell these on Friday. Maybe for once I am well positioned kek>>61665782I would be up bigly if a certain fanny nigger may didn't decide to cement my eventual baggie suicide :(i hate multi-reply posters almost as much as tripniggers, but I'm really dyslexic and I'm tired of the humiliation ritual captcha sorry guys
>>61665795He legit thinks the norwegian government are the ones who issue the nobel peace prize.
>>61665757Buy BLK now.
>>61665802No leftists allowed on my board, get outta here nigga.
>>61665802All this shit is honestly incredible.
are Jews real?
>>61665802not surprising for someone who somehow still believes that tariffs are paid by the exporting country and not by Americans
>>61665830>/smg/fuck off idiot?
>>61665849who the fuck are you you little faggot
Ai bubble needs to burst, those cocksuckers are buying up even more ram and prices will last until 2029 fucking hell>Futures>https://youtu.be/OlbmRGvLExY?si=8Y4Yy1bbNtkOg366
>>61665787Okay I forgive him for Venezuela if he takes the island.
>>61664490What is a good Canadian ETF to just throw like $40k in for the next 10years?
>>61665801(You) do realize your president is an actor? A puppet. Nothing he says or does matters.If he crashes the market it never lasts more than 24 hours and usually has a V-shape recovery at the end.
>>61665892Report this faggot for avatar fagging. Somehow this dude found a way to be a bigger faggot than the regular tripfags...
So are the futures just really not gonna respect MLKJR Day? As /smg/'s resident black (identifying) female (trans) options trader, I'm deeply offended. Jerome you better shut them down tomorrow.
>>61665802trumps a fucking moron who thinks tariffs arent making his country poorerhe has the educational prowess of a D grade middle schooler
>>61665891The entirety of the Canadian market for decades now has been lumber, gold, rail (to transport the lumber and gold), real estate for chinese investors, and spotify.So some ETF that maximizes of those.
>>61665892Yes retarded tripfaggot, its called taco tuesday and you need cash to buy the dip. Never reply to me or my posts ever again.
>>61665910Cheers anon
>>61665892does this look fake to you, Mehemet?
>>61665046Euros have all their money in the US market because their own markets are somehow even shittier than ours.And to their credit it is a LOT of money that they have to play with.So they pullout a little every time the US does something they don’t like.But they have nowhere else to go. So they inevitably come crawling back.Same thing happened with the first tariff panic dips, trump’s banker friends made more gains off foreign money than they did retail americans.
>>61665901>>61665911shut up or I am selling your retirement fund amerifat pos
>>61665906mr jerome...why does it look like theres nothing behind those eyes
>>61665917What you are actually saying is that he is a good actor and I think so too. Trump is doing a great job.
>>61665925God, i miss Reagan.
>>61665248Most MBA grads can’t understand supply demand. Or the intricacies of any analog system. Or know how they’d feel if they didn’t have breakfast this morning.
Michael Burry seems so unimaginative. The argument that AI writes boring mediocre shit per definition is so bad when you could just tell AI to not make it mediocre aka change the definition.And I believed this hedgie fuck that trading would be easy...
ya great you are just wrong 50% of the time. got it.
>>61665934Burry has points that are legitimate but he severely underestimated the AI mafias ability to nullify, obscure, and delay them until they dump their IPOs onto retail.So ultimately, Burry will lose because he blew his load too early.
>>61665939he was literally only just barely right once, he's a grifting faggot
>>61665952Is the fed is gonna lower interest rates again next week? Who is shorting into this? I can understand why his investors get angry at him. He has autism after all so again he is missing the confidence people have in the U.S. stock market and is probably gonna just admit defeat at some point again, wich is exactly what a normal human being would not be able to do so easily and what makes him so good
hmm
>>61665965>Is the fed is gonna lower interest rates again next week?no.
>>61665957yes and when he was right he first had to create the thing to make money on it wtf even is that
uh oh the turk has breached the containment thread red alert
>>61665972that's movie bullshit, if he had to invent a new financial instrument to short then it would have just been him not him and a dozen other guys and then the entire industry fucking amerifags and their gay jew movie worship
>>61665973I told schizoanon weed is no good and now it has killed /bant/smg/
>>61665978no pretty sure he invented it and the others were just then also buying the new thing
>>61665978he did a podcast lately were he talks about it
>>61665981He was so baked, he forgot to bake. And I'm not baking, cause I'm not german. And german bread is overrated.
FANNY....MAY
>>61665986no the other guys in the movie had no contact with burry and they made the exact same move while the industry laughed at all 3 seperate groups before joining>>61665988he's a grifting faggot i don't care
>>61665970this is criminalORANGE MAN DO SOMETHING
AAAAAAAAAAH I'M TRANNYING OUT
>>61666000HOLY MOLY FANNY MAY DIE
>>61665999I agree. I personally like self made cornbread and even banana bread
>>61666008you are for real though
>>61665672Thanks, will do
>>61666009>>61666000why are you doing this to me
Rick Rieder is gonna save us mumubros
Europoor markets have opened and my Euro stocks are barely down. Taco confirmed.
>>61666070If it really hurts you, then sorry. But also, it doesn't help thinking about it and getting depressed.Life is cruel, dumb and full of irony. So you gotta laugh at how retarded it and sometimes you yourself can be. It doesn't help you being depressed from it until you die, as when you die you might not even remember it anymore (if there's no afterlife/consciousness).It also doesn't help that the name of the company is so retarded, it adds to it. Imagine putting money into FANNY MAY
>Donald Trump links his claims on Greenland to not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in a letter sent to the Norwegian prime ministerHe's retarded
how fucked is the market gonna be tomorrow?
>futu-
>>61666089This is the funniest shit I've read all year (all 3 weeks).
i never needed to do this before but i double dosed my adderall to get out of bed today shaved another few hours off my life span probably but at least it worked. i hope this doesnt become a regular thing. i have been on this same dose for years and try to control my tolerance very closely. >>61666082I'm sad because it was an asymmetric bet that made sense. Just by AUM fanny is the biggest company in the us, you can't have mortgages without them basically, and I thought now that orange nigger has that cumslut bussyant in the treasury it might actually happen. I was fannyposting before burry tweeted about it even. ...but yes ultimately I boughted it because fanny is a funny name. unfortunately my destiny is that of the baggie so the majority of my position was opened at the picotop and I'm 40% down. Fanny would have to double from here for me to see any kind of real profit. I'm fucking retarded. It wasnt even an evil investment. People going in big on AI and silver right now are evil, AI will objectively make life worse for everyone. Yieldbaggies are evil because they wanted crazy 80%+ "dividends" and their greed blinded them to how impossible it is to do that consistently. this was an honest investment im just cursed because of my rotted out soul. objectively speaking I am obviously a genuinely bad person and dont deserve happiness or profit. that's the only way my life can make any kind of sense, i deserve this.
>>61666121Well, what about the 50y mortgage?
>>61666089>He's retardedbut he's got one now
>Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documentsat least trump is not telling some old grandma's tale about history
>>61666134getting one gifted is gay. That's what children with 8years in their first Karate tournament do. Or those Football Pokale when you played football in F and E-Jugend, you know what I mean.
>>61666146Oi, you got any papers, did you buy it from the world property authorityHow did Americans buy land from Natives, where did they get their papers from?
So what is the plan for today, fellow europoors? Are we making use of the US market being closed and take some profits in preparation for a big dump? Or was this all a nothingburger? I see the EU market sold off at open and now is already recovering, so fear about liberation day 2.0 doesn't seem to be particularly high right now.
>>61666129Is that really evil? The way I see it you can just pay the minimum and keep refinancing. Eventually he government will be bagholding your mortgage in one way or the other. If its the same amount as rent in your area I would take the house. Much in the same way that I have not, and will not pay a single cent of my 6 figure federal student loan. Not that it matters. I'm gonna be bagholding this shit for years sadly. Might as well start a fanny general while I'm at it and post about le squeeze.
>>61666191>Or was this all a nothingburger?it is a nothingburger because US is already in the NATO, denmark is NATO, greenland is NATO.So when Trump wants to change something in NATO he needs to have everyone say "ok".So it is gonna happen that everyone will say "ok greenland very important for US national security we totally care about US national security now wich is what NATO is about anyway
>>61666194FML - FANNY MY LIFE
I don't give a fuck which anti-European mutt you vote in 2028, if there even is an election at allDemocrat biden destroyed NordstreamYesterday I cancelled my netflix subscription and became serious about removing any dependency on american internet servicesA few minutes ago I sold 50k worth of 3X leveraged QQQ that I had been holding since I started investing 8 years agoI've been saying fuck the usa since nordstream and I'm generally ahead of the curve on these mattersIt will only snowball to become worse for you with 90% of foreign consumers of "magnificent 7" slop banning your shit like Russia and ChinaFuck the usa
>>61666199But right now it seems that most Nato countries are not going to say "ok" to Trump's demands. So these newly threatened 25% tariffs on the biggest european nations would be way worse than what he threatened during liberation day, because there wouldn't be any immediate solution to the problem unless the EU caves and he gets Greenland. But clearly I must be missing something because I thought for sure the market would dump big time on open, but i instead it's already recovering.
EU's biggest ETF is dumping
>>61666215what are trumps demands that could not be fullfilled? He demands nothing that is not already happening and couldn't be expanded without any problem.US (&)(NATO) troops in greenland
just in case nobody knows the /bant/ smg is gone so now this thread will be destroyed by career trolls
>>61666215>most Nato countries are not going to say "ok" to Trump's demandsBased on what evidence? Every single past negotiation between European leaders and Trump demonstrates that European leaders have zero balls. They would rather boil like frogs than feel a direct flame for even a moment. They'll either give up Greenland directly or agree to legalese that equals 99% American sovereignty.
>>61666215you are probably european and when the leader says war in your head you are already raping the daughters of the defeated but trump is just a businessman/actor
>>61666222He seems really obsessed with the idea of "buying" Greenland so it's actually part of the US, rather than just coming to a more reasonable agreement that would allow for more US troops and military infrastructure to be placed there.
>>61666234What would be more reasonable than flat out owning it?
>>61666204
>>61666230America could already station as many troops as they wanted and mine as many resources as they wanted, what kind of legalese left is there for the euros to agree to?Just admit that Trump overplayed his hand here, there is no way he can win.
>>61666240actually since these military towns become abandoned once the muh china threat is not in fashion anymore leasing or renting
>>61666191You sell of course There is no downside to doing so>>61666233>stop the selloff before I can sell myselfNo fuck you
>>61666245We are getting Greenland, get over it.
>>61666240but then again that can be said for my apartment and I think owning it is pretty based regardless
>BREAKING: Bitcoin falls nearly -$4,000 as $500 million worth of levered longs are liquidated in 60 minutes.>BREAKING : JapanJapan's 30-Year Treasury Yield spike to 3.55%, the highest level in history
>>61666249what selloff?the more I read about it the clearer it becomes how this is meant.There is already a Arctic security cooperation.For the EU this means climate change like the Biden administration told them.For Trump that means something different and the media is blowing it up but it is completely reasonable demands from trump imho
>>61666245>what kind of legalese left is there for the euros to agree to?Get it through your head that Trump is a vainglorious narcissist who saw Greenland on a Mercator projection, and he wants it. Simple as. He'll asshole his way through it until he crashes (he hasn't crashed yet, not this term at least). It's only a matter of whether Europeans bend the knee or not. They've always bent the knee. What more needs to be said than that Europeans will always bend the knee, and Trump will always asshole his way through? You know how this ends.>b-b-but this time it's differentBrother. The evidence is right in front of you. When it changes, let me know.
35% Tarifs on German CarsThe way to profit is buying Toyota's imminent 25% price increase resulting in a 300% increase in profits
>>61666229That's a shame. I liked having a containment thread for the worst tards.
>>61666234>obsessed with the idea of "buying" Greenlandactually a land that is under US military is pretty useless to someone who is not an ally of the US military like someone who had built a castle would by definition own the land arround him because nobody can force him to obey any law or be prosecuted
>>61666229Oh wtf, it worked so well containing the retards...
>>61666285>>61666288just filter the tripfag, surely you use 4chanx?>>61666283americans drive toyota?
>>61665167according to youtube it's monopolization of the middle men (slaughters, distribution, etc) that created the price hike.
>>61666287>>61666234so it would actually be more reasonable to sell greenland then to stay there and protect the U.S. who do not need you to do this
What the fuck is Euro Stoxx doing?????
>>61666311literally just a handful of inuit living there
the inuit will be so happy to become part of the american fentanyl community
>>61666311I must own this. Simple as.
can we have a canadian edition of general next and discuss stuff on TSX?
>>61666324Should, for martin looter kang day
>“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace,” says Donald Trump. What a crybaby.
>apan PM Takaichi: Will Ask For Mandate To Continue As Premier- My Administration Will Put End Excessively Tight Fiscal Policy- Was Worried My Govt Hasn't Been Tested By An Election- Strategic Fiscal Spending Will Increase Jobs, Household Income, Lead To Higher Tax Revenues>My Administration Will Put End Excessively Tight Fiscal Policy
>>61666346The left doesn't care about peace either
>>61664490>Martin Luther King daydo amerilards REALLY?also fuck the new captcha, this shit is so ass
>>61666346You people have been screeching about him for 10 years, don’t you get tired? Get a hobby.
Are you buying here Eurochads? I guess it's too early if this is an actual burger, but on the other hand nothing ever happens
>>61666396I'll definitely wait for the burger market to open before doing any buy moves
>>61666346That's not the funny part.>Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a ‘right of ownership’ anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for Nato than any other person since its founding, and now, Nato should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland.lol
The soxl curse is realWhen this 3x niggered whore of an etf hits 63-65, the entire market dumps with a high probability of a years long bear. Doesnt even matter what the macro is, it always happens. why did king bobo wait for a three day weekend before dumping the market?im fucking itching to see what's gonna happen to these puts. I hate this piece of shit but if we see $30s again I'm slupring. Tqqq too
>>61666419That's because he is 100% fucking correct saying this. None of this matters, Greenland belongs to the US now.
FANNY DISMAY
>>61666474AHHHH STOP IT YOU FUCKING NIGGER IN 2 MORE WEEKS FANNY WILL BE ON THE NYSE
It's fucking asian femboy time.
Everything is going down. >>61666468I'd be very careful with>it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years agoWhen you intend on genociding native Greenlanders.
>>61666510please i'm trying to stop jerking off
>>61666481gonna be Fanny MAYHEM
>>61666517>When you intend on genociding native GreenlandersIs this a joke? Is that what you think is actually going to happen? No one is throwing their life on the line for fucking greenland. This is all stupid drama for the inevitable, Greenland is part of the US now. They need to take the money and shut up already.
inussy?
>cannot wait to buy some euro stocks>favourite etf barely downI guess I'll wait tomorrow
the smell of a hot woman's ass
>>61666532kek
>>61666089He's becoming unhinged in a concerning way now. This isn't funny anymore.
wtf turns out the U.S. criminals are trying to purchase for 150 years without punishment.We can not let it slide this time euro bros.
>>61666616*greenland
>>61666611it never wasHe's compromising trust in the United States
If I was in Greenland I'd be pretty stoked about America cutting my income tax in half
>>61666621no america cannot have greenland that would give them the 5 point bonus in Risk
>>61666621>>61666627that is why greenland is absolutely worth going to ww3 the USA into the dust
>>61666627kek
give us more money for ukraine and stfu burger shits
>>61666621europeans live 5 year longer, live healthier and live more happily. can save more of their income despite working far fewer hours. I wouldnt know why the fuck youd want to be american if you live under the european social security umbrella.(to state the obvious: being american is still better than literally everything else that is not in europe)
>>61666621I think that would be offset by: having to pay for daycare, having to pay for school, having to pay for hospital visits, having to pay for elderly care, etc.
What's the status on the Supreme Court ruling on tariffs, is that going to be a nothing burger?
What is amazing is how many saw IWM outperforming for so long and didn't expect a nuke to come. They're called small crapz for a reason.
>>61666650you can get all of that for nearly free in the US if you don't mind signing extra paperwork. Especially College and Healthcare, the waivers are all there
>>61666639>northern europe>scandinavia
>>61666396I'm 100% in defense which doesn't give two shits about this. Rather I'm up today.
>>61665787Jfc you just know he actually wrote this from his phrasing and writing style. Either him or Chris Chan.
just a healthy rebalance
>>61666688>healthy
>>61666611>now
>>61666688so it was unhealthy.. does that mean the market was wrong? Or what does a correction mean in that context?
>>61666708it means that the generational crash is cancelled
>>61666708nothing ever happens, been trying to buy some cheapies for weeks but tomorrow it'll be green again
>>61666688cope
>>61666712>>61666712>>61666712
>>61666660yeah it's retarded
>>61666353yuroop is next, homies
>>61664619OMG who's the danish one?
>>61665787we don't have a nigger in the white house, we have a nigglet.All the violence of a coon with all the infantile immaturity of a toddler.
>>61666240A joint-stock company that the U.S. and Greenland would both own that could help develop Greenland's natural resources. Basically the exact same idea he had with the Ukrainian mineral deal, except with some real, actual follow-through.
