auto edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61664490
>>61666720if you love them so much move traitor
auto tut tut
>>61666723he can't because they will dump him in some salvadorian concentration camp if they find him
>>61666712wait i've seen this one before
>>61666712Explain to me why compounding 20% gains per week by utilizing 2x ETFs day trades is impossible to achieve Yet to begin this strategy but it sounds sound on paper, what's the catch? There's always a momentum stock to play and ride up. 20% per week is my target
What are you doing on nigger day, /smg/?
>silver $93kek trump gonna crash stocks for metal chads to scoop it up.
>>61666761watching the game having a bud
>>61666761
>OpenAI retard then: "We will only do ads as a last resort. If you ever hear of us talking about ads, then we have failed">OpenAI retard now: "We need ads"
anything to slurp, fags?? Im only down -0.5% today so far and yes I know usa is not open
>>61666765fucking hell again the opportunity to make it and like a retard i missed it. could have bought when it briefly dipped under 50 and with 20x leverage too...
>>61666761Day Drinking.
>>61666814Cheers anon
Silberbros
>>61666814>cheeky anime aislopconfirmed closet pedofuck off (faggot)
>>61666814
>>61666830>>61666836>>cheekyYou got a loicense for that image mate?
>>61666814>that dogshit picDrink as much as you want, your brain is already deep fried.
I saw VIX was up 20% when futures opened. I found the cause. Place your bets, /smg/
>>61666850everyone who posts anime girls is a chad and I want to have sex with them. their opinions are always good
>>61666853yes it's a massive shakeout because of the 4.5 trillion dollar tax cut
>>61666858I think they are butthurt about aiotherwise anime website get fucked
>>61666811I mean we still got 3 more years of trump. Silver can go a ways still. Especially if we get another lib day 2.0 this week.
>>61666830>>61666836>>61666850I didn't ask. I was telling.
oh, your on a public holiday.would be a shame if the stock market tanks.
>>61666866true but if i manage to get on it thats the biggest top signal. but fucking hell i feel it was just a couple weeks and its completely off the charts :D even monero somehow doubled in a blink, everything is going crazy but here im still a poor loser missing all the easy money
Since it's been a while allow me to reintroduce myself and ponder why you have not gotten off your brown Indian, Paki, Brazilian asses and simply bought VOO, VTI and or VT. Basically why are you fucking retarded.
>>61666876>everything is going crazy but here im still a poor loser missing all the easy moneydont feel bad im the same. its been like a month and every took over and i only paid a little during it. cant even buy stuff and just watch it all fly up.
>>61666877I am chilling with avantis funds. AVDV shot up like an absolute rocket last year
>>61666885Everything has been. You'd have to be an absolute fucking retard. To lose money.
>>61666887correct but a lot of retards trade stocks
>>61666756Honestly tempting
>>61666890Yeah they're retards.
Being a europoor has its perks , i can tp/cut my losses before getting heemed by america open market
>>61666756The catch is that you can't predict the future
this >>61666862>>61666867look at the hands, look at the top of the head it's a fucking uncanny valley dogshit pic, as I said: drink as much as you want, if you didn't saw it there's nothing between your ears.
>work for a company that is so white we don't get today offsuffering from success
>>61666761I just wake and baked and watched a video about the difference between PYREX and pyrex. Going to finish a Lego set today and cook fried chicken for dinner. No exercise today
S&P 500???
>>61666913>SAAAAR>SAAAAAAR>STOP POSTING ANIME SAAAAR IT OFFENDS ME>SAAAAAAAAARMan will you just shut up.
>>61666932what's weird is you've been here almost as long as the bunny cunny poster so they have to be tourists
>>61666932>too scared to post children>posts cartoons for children insteadfor a group of anonymous grown men, no less. may as well just start begging to suck our cocks flaming faggot
>>61666938>>too scared to post childrenliterally what the fuck did anon mean by this
>>61666948
>>61666938>Bldudvsksidhsbeja9HsbavajssJust because you use english doesn't mean you speak English.>>61666937I know I just take breaks from here.
>>61666931it's over, everyone at /bant/smg already killed themselves
Can someone red pill me on GreenlandWhy is orange man so obsessed with getting it and europoors are so obsessed with keeping it?I imagine if some euro country wanted to acquire Puerto Rico I doubt anyone here would really care.
>>61666932>>61666937made something for you anon...
>>61666954because it has natural resources and protects trade routes until all eternity
>>61666950you do realizewe are on4chanright>>61666954china is escalating its war preparations with taiwan and it seems like their missiles would go over greenland so we could have a cuban missile crisis scenario so he wants it to set up a ton of anti missile stuff on the island
>>61666953/bant/smg will always live in our hearts and our farts.
>>61666954green + orange = brown
>>61666962
>>61666954Here is the "real" explanation.>Greenland offers the USA TOTAL control of the Northern Passage. >Modern Ships are actually too big for the Panama Canal going over the top is faster>Untapped Natural recourses>Untapped ability to project powerStay tuned.
>>61666954https://youtu.be/XcZFLiDSeBs?si=pZJ0iNhMKAH0KIS-&t=372
>>61666916>work>for a companyNIGGER
>>61666980It's really funny because Europe responded with >"Not only can we protect Greenland from China/Russia, we can protect it from America too! Watch!"and then sent like 30 soldiers which were already called home
>>61666964yes whenever I have a wet fart I think of Rocker and how he would like my boipussy being all moisturized
How is this thread so much worse than the past one?
>>61666952if youre so proud of being english and a gentleman why dont you act in a civil manner and stop posting pictures of cartoon frogs. oh right, youre an uneducated gimp
This is Davos day 1. I have no idea how bad it's going to get from here.
>>61666954>>61666980Now for THE REAL version.>The US has near Total control of North America on the Risk Board>With Greenland the US will be able to defend itself and fortress up in Alaska and Greenland>with Greenland the US can move to take Iceland and stage a full invasion of Europe after invading Russia from the East
>>61666997survival of the fittest
>>61667000I'm American. Fuck off we own you.
>>61666980>>61666988The best outcome of this is anyone skitzoposting about this will inevitably have to argue the world is round to flat earthers,
>>61667005i live in the deep south you stupid yank piss off
What are the plans for Liberation Day II?>>61666962>it seems like their missiles would go over greenland so we could have a cuban missile crisis scenarioAre you retarded? China is near the equator.
>>61667009Yeah you type like a Southern tard.
Europe holds $8 trillion worth of US bonds and stocks
>>61667016doing my best not to sound like you (cursing) like a drooling idiot. inarticulate stooge
>>61667024>Deep South So are you Mexican or Cuban?
>>61667016But hurt yankee detected
>>61666980>Untapped except we can already do all of that. Denamrk gave us the ability to put any base we want and no american company has tried to mine Greenladn because its too cost prohibitive. Magically annexing it wont change those things.
>crypto fags losing it and getting obliterated by boomer rocks
>>61667037neither
>>61666954The really real reason is trump identifies as "the real estate guy" and adding 10trillion sq. ft. to usa would be ecstasy for himEuro should just let him have it 2bh because it would probably satisfy him enough to do nothing for the rest of his term
>>61667039I have the day off because some black guy got shot.We made prime rib last night had it for breakfast shit was great by the way.
>Trump to charge $1bn for permanent 'peace board' membership>US President Donald Trump's government has asked countries to pay $1.0 billion for a permanent spot on his "Board of Peace" aimed at resolving conflicts, according to its charter, seen Monday by AFP.>A draft charter sent to about 60 countries by the U.S. administration calls for members to contribute $1 billion in cash if they want their membership to last more than three years, according to the document seen by Reuters.>"Each Member State shall serve a term of no more than three years from this Charter’s entry into force, subject to renewal by the Chairman," the document, first reported by Bloomberg News, shows.>"The three-year membership term shall not apply to Member States that contribute more than USD $1,000,000,000 in cash funds to the Board of Peace within the first year of the Charter’s entry into force."https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20260119-trump-to-charge-1bn-for-permanent-peace-board-membershipWhat the FUCK is going on. This is supervillain-tier behaviour.
>>61666997burgers waking up and realizing they cant lose money because of a black guys holiday.
>>61667057Its ok to say "commie nigger" here, anon. We all know.Breakfast sounds good though. I have some biscuits with apple butter about to be done. Shits cash.
>>61667039lol
>>61667059>Trump to charge $1bn for permanent 'peace board' membershiplmao what is he even trying to do with this? just make a fake board to give him a prize on peace? dude really got butthurt over not getting the nobel peace prize.
>>61667047Ah I apologize southern gentleman.I just came out of the tard bits and made a poor assumption.Agartha arrived here last night and I hadn't had a morning sip yet.
>>61667076Its a middle east thing im pretty sure, like a remix of the Abraham accords
>>61667076Unironically Reuters is calling it a replacement for the UNhttps://www.reuters.com/world/europe/world-leaders-show-caution-trumps-broader-board-peace-amid-fears-un-2026-01-18/>The board would be chaired for life by Trump and would start by addressing the Gaza conflict and then be expanded to deal with other conflicts, according to a copy of the letter and draft charter seen by Reuters.It keeps getting worse.
>NATGASholy green dildo wtf
>>61667096It's supposed to snow for the next 2 weeks.
What a waste of a holiday. If (((they))) were smart (((they))) would make people work MLK day and then give everyone the Monday after the superbowl off instead boss.
>>61667105Just get rid of weekends all together. Everyone take off a 2 day stent, but stagger it for everyone else.
>>61666761My job turned out to have the day off this year. It was just a normal day last year. I got up early but now I can go back to bed. If only markets were open.
>>61667009yo this "nose" is splastic, what is that that shine and reflection. Looks like allplastic.
>>61666954Orange man wants it because he is spiteful for not winning the nobel peace prize.Denmark doesn't wanna give it away because you simply can't buy land from your allies. And they say it's for the people of greenland to choose where they want to belong (they overwhelmingly want to stay with Denmark).
when burgers are waking up they can't trade right? right?
>>61667112That's actually crazy if you think about the sterilization program. They still prefer Denmark, LMAO.
>>61667120Just futures and crypto
Morning frens and happy trayvon luther kang day
>>61667112>they overwhelming want to stayCitation needed. And dont give me rigged polls, I want street interviews
>>61667123how are tesla futures doing?
>>61667123>U.S. citizens can trade currencies on Martin Luther King Jr. Day (MLK Day), but major U.S. stock and bond markets are closed
>>61667127>>61667128You do FOREX?
wew lad vix is up 6%tuesdays gonna be a slurpathon
what does europe even produce besides cars that only assholes drive?
>>61667109They tried this in the USSR where everyone got assigned a colour that then got you certain days off during the week. In theory this allowed factories to run 7-days a week, prevented religious and political organisation while they also tried to make sure you got the same colour as your wife.It was a disaster - no downtime for maintenance, everyone ended up atomised and a lot of people were alone even from their family because it was too complicated to organise everyone's downtime creating misery.
>>61667109No, that's the most fucking retarded thing I have heard all day, and I was watching Morning Joe before I left the house today.
>>61667141The assholes that drive those cars.
>>61667141That's not the issue with Europe. The issue is they live in a high tax, low ambitious society
>>61667137I know that. I meant Tesler the automakerI looked it up myself it's down only arround -0.7%I kinda get the feeling it could be down more tomorrow
bull dip run on Tuesday. what we buying?
>>61667143>>61667145That sounds like a failure of central planning, not the idea set time off in itself. I would like to see it tried on a micro level of letting employees pick the days off and see how that effects things.How many times have you had to do something only to find it that the place you need to go is closed Sunday ( like DMV), and then need to schedule off half a day or a take PTO etc to get that done. Yes its an edge case, but you could have tangential side effects of less traffic for rush hour and better health due to having time to go to a grocery mid week, etc. >inb4 real communism hasn't been tried. >>61667163I dont know man, I got silver calls and its looking good for tomorrow.
>summer 2020>was in my 20s>realized I had a bunch of money saved up in savings+severance pay+unemployment stimulus>begin looking at stocks and crypto>made a 3x on Corsair, got free money from Unicoin>even began looking into buying back a gold coin I sold in 2015That was 5 years ago. I am now in my 30s and thinking of joining the Space Force because all the Geoint jobs I applied to turned me down even though I have the education for them, because you can't do them without clearances/connections to the government. If I did, I would also use the GI bill to get my master's degree free of debt. But I don't want to. Each day I think about all the times I either sold shit early- like OPENDOOR, I sold and then the next day it doubled, or didn't buy a thing- like Bitcoin in 2022 when it was at 20k, since I wanted to buy 'near the bottom'.It feels simultaneously like the only way to advance my 'career' without taking on a lot of debt for my master's, but also like a chump because I should have joined 6 years ago back in 2019 when it was a new org. Makes me feel like a chump, but being a neet isn't an option because I'm going to end up starving to death when I run out of savings since jobs keep turning me down.One day you're a young guy in your 20s trying to try out this 'investing to get rich' thing, watching fags do 10x on Palantir and Nvidia, then you're in your 30s and wondering why you never took the plunge and went all-in with 35k on a single asset to make 350k.
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>>61666761Finna to save me $1 a day and retire with bank, bitches!
>>61666756>what's the catchHow would you even find the momentum stocks that are doing 20% each week lol. Or did you just buy something like SNDX and you're extrapolating the success with that to everything on the market?
>>61667172You'll have more inefficiencies because of this shit. Say I work for company X and need to get ahold of bimbo A who works for company Y, but Bimbo A takes Mondays and Tuesday off, and I take Wednesdays and Thursdays off, and then after I need to get ahold of Cocksucker C, who takes Fridays and Saturdays off. Something that could have taken like 15 minutes is now going to take a fucking week because your retarded commie bullshit.
>>61667172>real Taylorism hasn't been tried
>>61666876>>61666882This is exactly how I feel. Every time I bought something and said "I'm going to hold this to a 2x at least!" I would panic and sell after a 10% gain or something pathetic.>3 years of trumpYou know what? CRCL. I'm going to bet on CRCL. Why? It has no decent income and is basically a meme. But Scott Bessent is constantly talking about stablecoins being the Future of Finance and the only way to get exposure to USDC is through circle stock. Bitcoin will crab dump for months, probably, but when it starts going back up in 2027 CRCL will also begin to run. If Stablecoins hit 4 trillion marketcap, USDC will have around 40% of that. Currently the MCAP of CRCL is about 35% of their USDC holding valuations, if you assume 35% of 1.6 trillion then that's about 600 buckbreakillion dollars, which is a 30x. So 100 bucks becomes 3000 bucks by 2030 if stablecoin adoption goes 'as planned' by stablecoin bulls, and the bulls control the regulations. Scott is directly invested in Coinbase and Coinbase is directly partnered with/invested in CRCL, so they want their stablecoin company to pump. I have never seen Trump and his guys not pump their assets (Palantir) even if it makes no sense and has bad P/E. CRCL will be the next 30x "why is this stock going up and why did I not buy in 2022" thing.
>>61667189Fair point, but I dont see how "I will work weekends if I can take Tue/Wed off" is commie bullshit. Im just proposing an interesting experiment. I did a job with 10 hour shifts 4 on/ 3 off and it was nice.
Like if I had just bought DJT in september 2024 at 14 bucks, where I had set my buys by the way, before the election, then sold election night (which I actually did) and then flipped into TSLL I could have made so much money.It's not for lack of seeing assets that are good, but lacking the balls to buy them when they're cheap to sell when they're high.
>>61667121The gibs program outweights the sterilization program but also >>61667125 most greenlanders interviewed like the prime minister are danish, not inuit.But most important it's not clear why denmark even wants it, they don't do anything with it and have no army. It's like dealing with children screaming "IT'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE IT'S MINE!".
>>61667088>The board would be chaired for life by Trump>chaired by israel foreveryeah im good thanks we can skip this one.
>>61667181Nothing ever happens.Even if Markets dump they'll bounce back.Current Thing is already priced in.Quit worrying about pasts and futures.You would be better off just buying an INDEX vs the effort required to match the long term gains of an INDEX.Hyper Inflation and Tarrifs already happened and Americans just talked it and kept buying.
DING DING DING DINGTHE MARKET IS NOT OPEN
>>61667125>what's 2+2? And don't say 4, give me a real answer
>>61667237
>>61667223The deal could be structured to include a gibs program that mogs the shit out of denmarks. 60k people is literally nothing
>>61667237Based and it's joever
>>61667237Cringe
>>61667238>wah you have respect my terrible methodology and biasThanks but no thanks, nice strawman
>>61666980we already did all of this with NATO, making Greenland an American territory is pointless.
>>61667009basedtotal yankoid death, total dixie-chad victory
Balls deep in First Majestic and Micron now. Lets go lads.
waking up in a panic the next day is exactly how I imagined your black people holidayhttps://youtu.be/8Emg2BdvPCo?si=kIy4gaK8pD-g1VMF
>>61667260No. Territory gives it special protections.Russia and China act very differently when it is US Territory vs a US ally.If Taiwan for example was a US Territory China wouldn't say shit about it. They'd sit in the cuckchair and just watch. There is also an element of not allowing another country to hold it regardless of what treaty you have.
Trump should make a holiday for Charlie Kirk.
You suckers still think Greenland is about control over the Northern Passage and Rare Earths. That's small fry stuff to concern peons, you're thinking pennies but I'll let you in on the real meaty pounds. Greenland. Sharks.These legendary beasts live for more than 300 years and unlike the commonly perpetuated myth these sharks actually don't get cancer.Trump wants eternal life, like the Dynastic Emperors of old. He knows Xi is working on the elixir of life and an arms race of longevity has been quietly escalating. The Greenland Shark is the key to all of this. Trump knows this, Xi knows this and Putin knows this. EU secretly knew this and had been hoarding the sharks for their own research but the cat is out of the bag and the next flashpoint will be the sleepy giant tundra of Greenland.I hope you have loaded the boat on gold and shark stocks, its about to get toothy out there.
How badly have you been heemed so far?>>61667245>Trust us non-white native Greenlanders, the US has never fucked natives>>61667224Don't you want to give $1bn cash to the Trump casino? Imagine the business deals and online access to 'Peacemaker University'.
I'm too much of a brainlet to day trade so I just buy and hold stocks desu
>>61667294same, world is supposedly burning and I'm at -0.04% today
>>61667291>>Trust us non-white native Greenlanders, the US has never fucked nativesIn Trumo's case he would benefit from buying it, bribing them with gibs, putting 100k personel, miners, builders and their families there admitting it to the union with just under 200k people like Wyoming. 2 more senators.
>>61667282Well the real reason is it will give the US fulle control of the North and South pole allowing us to enter Agartha and petition them for help against the Lizard Jews.
Don't come to the market tomorrow. I know some of you are from /bant/.https://youtu.be/CUj2AWEJnwQ?si=0xj_OHZdvgjB7bGb
>>61667294>too dumbmore like too lazy. would take you a good ten years of practice to master day trading (based on what little i know)anyway, nothing worth having ever comes easy
>>61667279>Russia and China act very differently when it is US Territory vs a US ally.This only applies when it looks like we might not actually help an ally. Our treaties with Taiwan aren't as iron-bound as they are with the rest of NATO, and the only reason Russia has been fucking with the latter lately is because Trump keeps trying to split it up for no real reason. If we were more willing to bitch-slap these niggers for trying to fuck with our friends, they'd just sit in their cuck-countries and seethe endlessly.I also don't see how Denmark owning Greenland is in any way shape or form a negative for us. It's not like they're going to let themselves get annexed by Russia out of the blue.
>>61667315The US would unironically be more likely to defend taiwan than fucking estonia lmao. NATO isn't worth anything to us, maybe one or two states are necessary but Taiwan number 1.
>>61667315>t's not like they're going to let themselves get annexed by Russia out of the blue.hes already dropped the "muh security" issue. hes just butthurt he didnt get a shiny medal.
>>61667237The market is closed today and I can explain why it's because American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.
In trading, scaling is the process of adjusting your position size to match your account's growth. It is the bridge between "trading for grocery money" and "trading for a living."The Scaling Roadmap (Quality over Quantity)Instead of trying to make $1 over and over (which burns through your settled cash quickly), you scale by increasing your buying power as your account balance hits "Milestones."
>>61667373
>>61667373>putting half your balance on a single tradeGo read risk management for dummies
>monday
>>61667390>Only move to the next "Milestone" after you have had 10-20 green days at your current level. If you jump from $500 trades to $5,000 trades too fast, one normal loss will feel devastating and cause you to make emotional mistakes.
>>61667177Wait til you're 40 and say meh scraping by on 50k a year is good enough as long as I don't have to work a real job. Nigger.
>>61667396Go back to r*ddit.
>>61667397>buy high, sell lowAh, so this is what ive been doing wrong.
>>61667408>downside breakout of a descending trianglestill learning to read?
>>61667408do yourself a favor and go read a book instead of trying to debate about some shit you obviously have no clue about
>>61667416>>61667421Market closure got you itching to gamble?
>>61667397>>61667408i always wondered how to trade these. is it like bins that get hit by the traded range, essentially a wick with no body?
>>61667399Struggling to understand what you even meant by this, I'm trying to "get a real job" and keep getting turned down. Americans have such a weird mentality of "oh you applied and walked through all the training only to get turned down, must be your fault".
30% of the US federal debt is going to mature this year, at the same time yields are pushing higher because of geopolitical shenanigans.
Why stock go down? Me want stock go up :(
>>61667431>IntelGODS
>>61666962WHATEVER YOU SAY BOOMER OKOK BOOMER
>>61667448We could always just not pay the creditors, Trump has a long history of screwing people over by not paying them boss.
Time to crowdsource my problem. I want to create a website that shows some mathematical analysis of stocks. What it is isn't the important part. Does anybody know where I can get historical daily timeframe ticker data that I can use for commercial purposes? I am not even going to display the raw data, just the analysis of it. Everywhere I have looked is explicitly "internal use only" or pay $3000 a month or something insane for my use-case.
>>61667434Stop trying to get a real job. Real jobs are for fans and niggers. You can live under my bed if you're into getting dommed by another man. I'll tell you what you can and can't do with your (my) time sweetie
>>61667467Just have an LLM hallucinate the data for you. Nobody is going to double check your work or use your shitty "product" anyway Rajnesh.
>>61667481Lol. This is soo real. Its hard to trust anything isnt just made up whole cloth .
>>61667467What if you buy the internal use only data and just use it anyway?
>>61667456because there's a mentally ill dictator in office
>>61667467How much historic data do you need? I think Seeking Alpha has that, but I dont know what their API policy is.
>>61667448if dorito mussolini really wants lower rates maybe he should stop threatening NATO
>>61667473You're thinking of that one meme pic where the one anon sold his butt virginity to live with his gay lover aren't you. I think it was from /fit/.
>>61667456me wanted stock to go down to buy the dip, stock not really moving at all
>>61667396yeah no shitfinancial markets are closed (except for futures I guess)
>>61666799good morning babe. happy mlk day.
Trump should just buy rights to all minerals from Greenland and extract guarantees that china and russia and other hostile powers will never be able to build there and build another military base.
>>61667456It's MiLK day, nothing is open.
>>61667541they already can't thanks to NATOThe US already has a base there and the US navy already has authorization to patrol their watersand US companies already can access their resourcesthis is all so stupid, the US is blowing up NATO for no reason
>>61667551>can access their resourcesby following denmarks green laws, which make it impossibleplay stupid games win stupid prizes
>>61667497>dictatorThis is such a wild take coming from american leftoids who are rampaging through cities while their police force is displaying the patience of saints in dealing with them in the most peaceful, hands-off way possible. Meanwhile at the same time in Iran an actual dictatorship is putting thousands of protestors into body bags as we speak.
Be real with me bros what's happening to the snp500 tomorrow
>>61667569Why doesn't Trump lobby for looser restrictions?Denmark is already extremely pro-US and they're open to more US bases and investment in GreenlandWhat is unacceptable and a red line in Europe is annexation which is understandable
>>61667571I'm neither american nor a leftist
>>61667578it will dumpTrump won't TACO on greenland
>>61667294I'm too busy doing lawyer shit
>>61667360digusting technodystopian slop
>>61667580how havent you figured this out by now?he does the same braindead trick every fucking time and retards like you keep falling for itthat will be the end result, and your politicians will jack themselves off about how they stopped trump by giving him everything he wanted
>>61667571Low IQ post.
>>61667588Then I shall slurp
I would gladly trade our NATO membership for the acquisition of Greenland. The Ukraine has proven that NATO membership isn't even necessary to defend oneself from Russian invaders boss.
>>61667571Right wingers are such mindbroken sissy goyslaves. It's crazy the lengths they go to to defend federal agents patrolling the streets stopping random civilians
>>61667601I cannot imagine the EU literally ceding territory to another countryif you think that's even a remote possibility then you're just detached from the european political reality
>>61667609It's already been like this for decades for right wingers. You're just finally getting a taste of your own medicine.
What are we buying during the big dip tomorrow. I’m going GOOG.
>>61667604based
>>61667607>I would rather lose all our bases and influence in Europe for a mercator projection inflated piece of ice with less than 50k peopleyou're a mentally ill cultist
>>61667498Only a few years. I was look at from the start of 2021 to the end of 2025.
>>61667294you're making the right decision
>>61667617VOO and GOOGL for me. maybe a little MO if it dips.
>>61667571It's a stretch to call him a dictator (at best he's a figurehead who's allowed to throw tantrums as long as it keeps his handlers in power), but the administration is absolutely trying to shift towards authoritarianism. They're barely trying to be subtle about it.
my bags gonna feel extra heavy tomorrow. I wish donny waited one more week, as I unlock more funds on thursday
>>61667237kek
i'll take care of greenland
>>61667622I never said we would get rid of our military bases boss, and besides one could argue that military bases on Greenland are more important to our national security than anything we have in Europe boss..
>>61667635barely trying?they're bragging about their fascistic tendencies
>>61667522Think about it logically anon
>>61667643No
>>61667614perhaps i should have posted in arabicif there are two options and you believe one is impossible, what would "that" most likely mean?
>>61667644What do you think will happen to all the US troops on mainland european soil when you invade greenland?
>>61667609What are you even talking about? Federal agents aren't patrolling the streets and stop random civilians, they are trying to enforce immigration law by detaining illegel immigrants.Look, you can larp as freedom fighters fighting a totalitarian regime all you want, but at the end of the day, we both know that you cowards would never even leave your house, let alone participate in violent riots if you lived in an actual dictatorship. The reason why the left has made protesting and rioting a national past time in the US is exactly because they know that they are completely safe and that the police and federal agents would never harm them unless they push their luck to the absolute limit by actually assaulting them with deadly force, like that woman who tried to run over an Ice officer with her car. People who live in a real dictatorship aren't as lucky as you, a riot in Russia, China, Venezuela, Iran etc tends to end very differently for the rioters than it does in the US.
>>61667622We're taking Greenland and our vassals won't do shit other than squawk. It's called "grab them by the pussy" diplomacy
short GME
>>61667655Greenland will only ever be annexed by the US if it enters a hot war with Denmark and their European alliesYou would have to kill Europeans to get itthere's no way around it
>>61667657I hope you guys try to do something. I really do, it's been way too long since we got to play in Europe boss.
>>61667660European troops in Greenland have orders to shoot first ask questions later retard
>>61667622oh no we'd lose expenses and parasitesand if we wanted to keep them how would you get rid of them?
>>616676661. you're all pussies who wouldnt do shit2. who cares3. you are illiterate, try answering the question it may have had a purpose and not been random letters
>>61666954Greenland in the 21st century is the Alaska of the 19th century.Not only does it have significant resources for almost no population, but is important for early warning missile systems and controlling global shipping lanes.Why the Europeans care about it when Russia is the much bigger threat I have no idea. I suspect it is mostly about posturing and getting s better deal when they inevitably cave.
>>61667646Yes, barely trying. For instance, anyone with two brain cells knows that Trump and his handlers would love to cancel midterm elections, but he doesn't have the means to do so and the White House still feels the need to reassure his supporters that he's totally joking bro. (Most likely they'll just deploy ICE in blue/purple districts to scare browns off from voting, but anyway.)Miller is by far the least subtle of the bunch. Dude is living his dream and can't help himself.
>>61667670I don't wanna be that guy, but it's literally some hundreds of peoplejust disembark on the opposite side of the island
>>61667670Look we need Greenland for our golden shower missile defense system boss.
>>61667686People don't seem to understand how much wasted potential is under Greenland. It has enough to completely satisfy rare earth metal demand globally. Not to mention 90% of its fishing goes to China. Denmark is a joke of a country
King Nigger Day
>>61667622Who cares about Europoors?
>>61667710its trump day?
>>61667670Shoot what? There are US troops on the ground already. And the deal already allows sending thousands more with no questions
>>61667689I wonder if after Trump is finally finished with his term, you people will be able to heal and stop being so radicalized and mentally broken. Or is this mental retardation of the left permanent now and you're going to pretend that any new milquetoast republican president from here on out is the next Hitler?
>>61667714some europoors
>>61667752Not related to business or finance, enjoy your ban.
>>61667644Who's arguing that? You? Buy you literally know nothing.
>>61667758>trump retardation causes markets to crash and pump>explaining his retardation isn't related to business or finance
>>61667752it's so sad and pathetic
>>61667177Unironically you should do it. Nothing to lose + stability will allow you to make more aggressive investments. Also sets you up professionally. Gonna get old either way.
an extraordinary situation gentlemen
>>61667759Greenland is far more important to America than anything in Europe because of its geographical location boss. If Russian soldiers were marching through Warsaw or Munich, I wouldn't give a fuck, but if they were in Greenland I would be much more worried. boss.
i'm looking forward to the yurocopethe autistic rage these past few threads leads me to believe they're finally realizing how irrelevant and useless they are
>>61667785>europe>irrelevantrent free
>>61667793cool, still not relevant
>>61667059>/pol/ is a board of peace
>>61667707i asked ai about that fishing number babe and it's not true. they do have a lot of rare earths but they're concentrated in 2 deposits and one of them has uranium, which the greenlanders have banned mining of. if this isn't just a bunch of theater that could be the thorny issue.>>61667752ya i have noticed this. especially the ones that are actually literate, many of them are just sub 90 iq alcoholic bigots.
>>61667670Don't make us kidnap denmarks pm
>>61667730Milquetoast Republicans support him, so why should I trust them? If they can stand by and sign off on these genuinely insane policies, why is it my fault that I recognize where they stand now?
>>61667822i saved a webm of that scene...
>>61667825>which the greenlanders have banned mining ofWell fuck them, I say we send all of the somali muslims living in Minnesota to greenland and let them have jobs mining the uncommon and rare minerals.
>intc earnings
You DID slurp, right anons?
THE APPLE OF HIS EYE!
>>61666954So the europoors don't sell it to the chinks
>>61667825Shave your billy goat beard you sick tranny fucker. Your opinion is irrelevant until you can define what a woman is
>Trump won't say if he would use force to seize Greenland - NBC>Trump: Europe should focus on Ukraine, not Greenland - NBC.>Trump when asked if he will follow through on plans to hit the European nations with tariffs absent a Greenland deal: I will, 100% - NBCI hate this orange monkey so much it's unreal
These arguments for taking Greenland is exactly the same as Russia's arguments for taking Ukraine lmao
>>61667866A woman is one of those things with the vaginas in them boss.
>>61667878Yes.Problem?
>>61667878Russia's arguments make more sense.They're still retarded but somehow make more sense than the bs Trump is spouting about muh golden dome or whatever
>>61667881>even the biggest homosexual on 4chan knows what a woman isI was asking the stalker schizo anyways don't ever message me again
>>61667270>hey y'all let's develop and accent that makes us sound like retards >what if we talk real slow too?>that's a great idea>and we'll flood our lands with niggers and spics too!>yeah!
>>61667842I think it will be a fat drop regardless, everyone who had to upgrade their hardware for windows 11 already did and now with the memory supply issues their near term sales are going to be fucked. On top of this all the meme traders haven't jumped ship yet. If it hits 50 again before earnings I'm putting size in puts
that letter to norway was a banger
Danish foreign minister on the ongoing Greenland crisis>It's Europe that will respond to the tariff threat, not Denmark.>We have red lines that can't be crossed.
>>61667878They make even less sense. There were few to no barriers in regards to national security infrastructure and accessing whatever rare earths can be mined at this point. None of this makes sense without 50 IQ schoolyard bully logic like >>61667752 said.
>>61667876>Trump won't say if he would use force to seize Greenlandgonna love the optics of america killing white europeans to take control of a land full of non whites.
>>61667730The left has been calling Republicans literally Hitler since at least Romney (who was an actual milquetoast politician, as opposed to the convicted felon pissing and shitting himself over every perceived affront, or Stephen "no one's going to stop us, so we can use force to get anything we want" Miller), so no, that probably won't stop anytime soon.I live a comfortable life working a comfortable job. I can still recognize the insanity of the current executive without pretending my life is in any real danger. A power-hungry executive branch, thankfully, can't and won't just turn the US into Iran overnight.
EU's foreign minister Kaja Kallas>We have no interest in picking a fight, but we will hold our ground. Europe has a slate of tools to protect its interests.
>>61667907>The left has been calling Republicans literally Hitler since at least Romney (who was an actual milquetoast politician, as opposed to the convicted felon pissing and shitting himself over every perceived affront, or Stephen "no one's going to stop us, so we can use force to get anything we want" Miller), so no, that probably won't stop anytime soon.And they were right. A line can be drawn directly from everything the left was getting told they were in hysterics over to where we are now. I know, I was one of those "rational" centrists telling the libs not everyone is a fascist and in hindsight, they saw the writing on the wall and I didn't. I was wrong and they were right and I'm not too proud to admit it.
>greenland, whatever happened therethank god it's america testing europe and not someone else, hopefully everyone walks away wiser from this whole thing, i believe so
>>61667909We don't recognize the EU's authority to negotiate something that is strictly between America and Daneland boss.
>>61667923That's what was supposed to happen earlier in the admin, remember? It's only a matter of time before he starts digging the Canada shit back up.
>>61667923The US woke Europe up so that's a good thing
>>61667897they had public comments recently about memory and said it wasn't impacting them, it's possible panther lake itself is the reason for the shortage. and pc sales have actually been really good, already know xeon is doing well too.
>>61667922Tell that to those people who were sent to prison for the crime of holding a sign in front of a planned parenthood boss.
>>61667932Denmark is an EU member state
>>61667922leftists ever taking power in the US again will be the end of America as a country and the end of individual freedoms.
Why are you responding to tripniggers?
>>61667952Look I don't give a fuck if Daneland is in the soviet union or not. These negotiations are between two sovereign nations, and the opinions of everyone who is not part of those two nations can be disregarded as irrelevant boss.
>>61667953>>61667922I don't think it will get better any time soon. This is mental illness
>>61667953That bogeyman doesn't work when right now you can be brutalized by the secret police for not having your papers as lifelong US citizen and your passport can be revoked by the state for criticizing Israel. It won't stop there.
>>61667961yeah well Denmark told you to fuck off too so what now?
I AM INVESTING €50K IN EUROPEAN DEFENCE STOCKS
>>61667968I swear only euro's could sit on a literal, and I mean literal, gold mine and not use it
>>61667965babe... everything is fine. let me take you somewhere nice and show you. these ghost stories you consume aren't showing reality. there's nothing to be afraid of.
>>61667967literally none of that is true, you are mentally ill>>61667968no means no so you keep asking (threateningly) until they say yes. Do you even have sex?
>>61667979it's their choice if they want to use it or not
>>61667965>its fuel for the right wing politiciansthe level of cuckoldry in yurop is absolutely mind bogglingi fundamentally cant understand it
>>61667968We should hold a referendum in Greenland and let democracy decide. Would you like to receive a check for $15 million and become part of the United States, or would you rather stay poor and a subject of Daneland, who themselves have to submit to the far greater EU faggots? Then we let the people decide boss.
Business & Finance?
>>61667991Europeans don't want a retard like Trump in powerit's understandable
>>61667991its simpleall the good men or fucked off to america died in ww1 and ww2 and now women and their feelings are in control
>>61667991reddit requires and rewards them for making such statements
Martin Luther was right about everything.
>>6166799685% of Greenlanders reject being part of the US
Anyone else spend a lot of their time worrying about AI? I’ve hardly spend any money anymore because I think all non-blue collar jobs will be automated in a few years.
>>61667943I'd wager most consumer/enterprise workstation market strength is the remaining spillover from windows 11 migration. And it's true manufacturers like dell are the ones eating the cost for memory but if they hike their pricing too much people will just stick with what they have
>>61668004the guy that caused the collapse of Catholicism and the rise of the anglo-jewish world order?What was in his portfolio?
>>61668012Ask the question again with the $15 million dollar check, that's part of the deal boss.
>>61668001>women and their feelings are in controlnothing new under the sun>>61668014i will be getting a panther lake laptop.
Thinking of ghosting my female broker for a month so I can ger mesmerized by the massive gains when I check again.
>>61667984https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ice-approaching-people-minneapolis-demanding-proof-citizenship-rcna254247https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/tufts-graduate-student-detained-rumeysa-ozturk-video/
>>61668031>>61668031>>61668031>>61668031
>>61668012The sun doesn’t trouble it’s self with the opinions of the snow.
>>61668030>only EBIL NAZIS would dare enforce immigration lawsjust fuck off out of our country and go live in shitholeistan if you love brown people that much. ICE is not the secret police you fucking faggot
this thread reeks of cmmg losers
Proper bread: >>61668042Proper bread: >>61668042Proper bread: >>61668042(keep the greenland autism out)
>>61668046because trump is playing the heel. Note that Biden didn't overturn any of Trump 1's tariffs. The deep state is control
>>61668038>Ummm these draconian excesses are just enforcing immigration law actually>The literal masked government thugs aren't secret police okay??Tell me, are you paid in rubles per post or do they use a more stable and valuable currency like robux?
>>61668067>Rumeysa Ozturk, a 30-year-old Turkish national>Homeland Security has accused Ozturk of being pro-Hamas and said that her visa had been terminatedliterally kill yourself you disingenuous parasite
>>61668046as recent evidence has shown, the epstien kompromat hits very hard
>>61667922Meh. Was Bush a fascist? No, not really. But it's true that the left was right about the disaster that the Iraq War turned out to be as well as Cheney's attack on our civil liberties, and the right is now forced to pretend that they were actually never in favor of all that. You'll see more of the same denial a decade or two after Trump is out of office.
>>61667721He replaced MLK Jr day with Trump Daypretty based
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