market's closed edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>>>61666712 (Cross-thread)
Use the real thread first.>>61668031>>61668031>>61668031>>61668031
>futures
You know this market is fake and gay when not a single circuit breaker was tripped last year .
First for greenland
>>61668198Everyone knows the market is fake and gay.
Why did americans vote for this nigger jeaus christ.
Invest in Iceland, they only have 27 companies
>>61668244We learned from your mistake and chose not to elect the woman boss.
>>61668244Because I'm a single issue voter and I got what I voted for.
whats with these shitty namefags recently jfc
>He doesn't immediately filter tripfags
>>61668354>recently
>>61668244this is based.shows how much those fags really care about peace.you shaft our president then we will shaft you, and it wont be proportional
>>61668055>>61668286Just when the other useless trash thread archived the same retard makes ANOTHER piece of shit garbage threadWhat a douchebag
slurp brosare we slurpin tomorrow?
>>61668155mother fuckers are very intellegent if its not aii had a cat once that shit and pissed in the toilet
Bros I think HGRAFanon won
I bought draftking $34 calls on Friday Opex 1/23i figured the fucker was down 10% and would reboundhow fucked am i
>>61668498I used all my cash to slurp euro stuff already.
not sure if i should slurp yet tomorrow or sell more, either he will escalate and this goes on for a while or he will TACO
>>61668498More MUU maybe
>>61668498God I wish that were me
>>61668402Lot of shafts on your mind, why dont you just go bang a dude and let the rest of the world be , faggot.
>>61668607Based
>>61668588What did you slurp?
>>61668674EXUS, not really a Euro ETF but it's heavily exposed to the European market. And some stocks in a domestic holding company.
In 2020 I got fudded out of lifechanging gains by /biz/. Then again in 2022 and again in 2024. I have made a horrible life-ruining mistake, nd then did it again. And society looks like it's basically fucking over.
>>61668679Oh and I sold my First Majestic position to get into a levered one instead. Gonna do the same with Micron tomorrow.
>>61668684you know if interest rates return to 2-3% that line will go way down right?
>>61668498>paycheck doesn't go in until after market closesProbably not unless there's some heavy discounts
>>61668354Just filter them, there hasn't ever been a useful poster in smg that's had a name or trip
>>61668698So you're saying Jerome powell is going to collapse society?
looks like markets futures are recoooooooovering
>>61668713>Line was flat for decade and actually going downexplain how that collapses society?
GRAMPS IS FUCKING PISSED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWVEddn0LM
>>61668765Is this what winning feels like, chief?
>>61668780could you zoom in on the individual seconds and ticks to be more dramatic please
were r you when silver breach 94?i was coom wen i hearnoahhhhhhyesglad i closed my short for a profit on friday
>>61668698Only to shoot up later. Influencable new Fed chair will get priced in heavily.
short GME
>>61668947at the 5 year bottom?are you sure?
>>61668498I slurped some small industrial euro stocks, but I still have 60% of my cash in case it drops even more.
>>61668975Tell us more. What did you slurp?
>>61668838BuddyCheck silver computer again
>>61669018>literally trading flat above 94 the last two hoursaahhhhhhhhhhh or ooooooooooooo or whatever the socially appropiate reaction is
>>61669003DEME, THEON and VOPAK mostly.
posting in the real /smg/
>>61668961>5 year bottomgme bagfag spotted, go back to your containment thread
>>61668244You have to admit it's fascinating - never before in the history of the United States has their president behaved like an actual toddler. If he didn't publicly admit that the main reason he wants to start a trade war is because they didn't give him a participation trophy, you'd think it's some sort of democrat satirical piece.
>>61669192its literally down like 50% in the last year, is that not the 5 year bottom? go pull up the chart for me sweetie pie and report back
>>61668244To me all this screams "I'm getting impeached by november because of the epstein stuff" so he's trying to start something big to cover it or give himself exceptional powers.Plenty of non-crazy republicans have been pushing for the release, had access to the unredacted files during the investigation, and are tired of this orange nig.
>>61668244I voted for this
>>61669027The fact that it's over $94 is insane
>>61669348Cute apu, saved
>>61669266>GME baggie cope in SMGLMFAO how red are youpost bags
>>61669356sure looks like the bottom in my brokerage chaphow about i wait until it pops 20% for no reason at all and then short it?
>>61669315Doubtful. Epstein was a lifelong democrat and 99% of his clientel were high profile democrats in Washington and Hollywood. That's why Biden didn't bother to do fuck all with that list for 4 years while he was in office. As much as they want to fuck over Trump for good, they would be sacrificing too many of their own.>>61668780Did you really learn nothing from last year? The market is going to correct in the next couple of weeks, people will be crying about Trump and doom and gloom post instead of buying the dip, then some bullshit meeting between Trump and EU leaders happens and they resolve their issues and the market rallies without you back to new ATH.
>>61669315why are politicians not allowed to have sex?
>>61669404
>>61669404wtf did you do? put it all on SPY DTE's?
>>61669315>Orange nigAnything is better than democrats at this point so it doesnt matter. The only solution to anything democrats have is importing more niggers
Anon, what's one stock you've always wanted to see naked?
>>61669348>I stacked some silver 34 ounces back in 2016.>my stack has tripled in value by doing nothing 5x'd to be exact>still won't sell it but it's neatJust a cheeky little hold nothing crazy to go along with my VT and SCHD. It will be like One Piece when I die with how hard my family will have to work today get my riches.
>>61669555Cute
>>61669404actual gme baggie up 11% herehow are you performing worse than me
>>61669555>Dont sell your silvercouple reasons why normies should have it.Its good to have incase the collapse retards were right. Its an easily converitable asset it hard times. Plus it feels cool to count.
>>61669404literally how?
>>61669555you don't "sell" silver. you "buy" USD with it.
>>61669232bearish for The Onion
>>61669632>>61669799Agreed. I need to stack more. I should have been stacking more diligently but pees and poos what ya gonna do.
>>61669421>why are politicians not allowed to have sex?they are encouraged to have sex with minors so they can be video recorded and blackmailed.
Looks like MULL was a slightly better choice than MUU. Oh well
>invested in voo>still have to slave away 100+ yrs just to get richwhy did i fall for this scam when i should've at least went all in on google?
>>61669632in "hard times", niggers are just going to kill you for it
>>61670141Yeah, I can't really think of any good reason to be in VOO. At least go for some sector-specific ETFs based on whatever is doing well at the time.
>>61670141voo is nice at a %. personally I hold an equal % of GOOGL.
>>61670217>sector specific etf based on what is doing wellah yes the tried and true strategy of buying high. The sectors that will outperform IN THE FUTURE are the ones that are under performing IN THE PRESENT. However its impossible to accurately predict which sectors they are going to be ahead of time, which is why you buy VOO.
>>61670141Why the fuck were you buying VOO to get rich? VOO is for preserving wealth and not getting heem'd by long term market moves.
FANNY MAYSSACRE
>>6167014130% voo max
Which is the real smigger thread? As many as TWO on the first page. Shameful.Is it amateur hour over here or something?
ayo where da rare urf's at
Yeah, I'm thinking I should hodl Asian index funds for the next few years.
>>61670323Yo unc
>>61670339wass good whipper snapper
>>61670358ayo home boy about dem urfs uuuuuhm
>futuresIt's happening, isn't it??
>>61670400Relax baggot, The WEF is congregating in Davos as we speak and a deal over Greenland with heavy concessions from both sides will be hammered out and we will rally and break 7,000.BUY GRRR & IREN IN MINECRAFT
not even down 1%?Probably green by 9 am
>>61670400>happeningThe recovery during US "trading hours" on futures while market was closed was so gay.
>>61670255>He's never heard of momentum tradingOdds are you're not going to buy the tippy-top, and under typical conditions you don't see entire sectors correct in a day. I also don't mean going into total meme shit like space stocks are right now.When something is going up linearly and outcompeting the S&P for a decent amount of time, you buy. When it starts to lose its edge, you look for the next sector to hop into. Defense is doing well right now, while software is suffering. Why should software companies be dragging down my portfolio until they start to show some strength again?
>>61670400BUY THE DIP YOU BROKIE
>>61669979that doesn't happen you sick fuck
XLEEEEEEEEEE
URNM
>>61670400we broke 6969.69 next support is 420.69 which is along ways down.
>>61669521>>61669598>>61669792I sold too early on the gme squeeze and i bought back in at the top and bought a bunch of other short calls that i also immediately got wrecked on.I unironically would have broke even if i had held my bags until february. I switched brokers. My schwab account looks a million times worse after I got BTFO on SOXL repeatedly throughout the 2022 bear market
>>61670487>sold to earlythis is why I only buy. I buy weekly on Tuesday and slurp every dip.
>>61669598>>61670487>GME baggies lying about their gains>GME baggies lying about getting btfo on SOXL when it's $60holy fucking cope, shut the fuck up about your poor decisions. I'm so fucking tired of you and the "sHoRt gMe" faggot shitting up the STOCK MARKET general. Fuck off.
KEK YIELDS.
bought some beyond meat last week just in case the protein drink thing works out
>>61670574SOXL may be at 60 (again) but I spent most of 2022 swing trading on the minute candle due to mental illness.I am no longer either a SOXL or GME baggie after successfully completing several 12 step programs. So uh if you haven't donated over 100k to the jews you can be he who fucks off barbie doll.
>>61670610the beyond meat steak tips are honestly pretty good
>>61670456Not gonna be good for oil for while anon. Divies will be fine. Lots of mergers still going on. Devon and Coterras a pretty big one but until oil climbs up and stays closer to 70 theyre all in hold steady mode.
>>61670456I swear, if the picture had a caption saying this was Egypt or Libya, you guys would call it a shithole, lmao
>>61670642>ground not covered in garbagecmon now
