stock market closed for holiday editionprevious>>61666712
First for Baggie has sucked a dick (not including his own).
>>61668043At least I'm not a faggot who thinks about guys sucking dicks all day boss.
I think we should stick to discussing the stock market, sister mating, and sarah michelle gellar here in /smg.What should I invest in to make sara michelle gellar my sisterwife?
>>61668043Is that usually the first thing you think off?
>>61668053sminiconfluxer manufactoring genral.
If I trade natty gas futures will I have take physical delivery of it if I forget to sell in time?? (Answer: yeah)
>>61668053I dunno, investing in Greenland seems like a safe bet boss.
>>61668062Never heard of it and I'm not interested. I only invest to acquire BLONDE sex slaves
i have never smelled a hot woman's assregardless, buy (female) natural gas
Should I move to Greenland? If I lived there and Trump buys or takes it would I automatically get a USA passport? Maybe take my gains and buy a snow tube to live in and wait it out.
>holding stock that's been crabbing steadily for a while>nearly a dozen insiders sold millions worth of shares on the same day a little over a week agoI am concerned
>>61668069Look once the United States finalizes the purchase of Greenland I will be moving there to melt glaciers and bottle the water to sell it back to people in Europe and America for like $6 a bottle boss.
>>61668081You can't live in a tube in greenland it's way too cold. >>61668087there is only one reason why insiders would sell stock. If you are still holding that is very concerning indeed
Seeing most people age 40-50 having $100k-$300k savings is depressing… how fucked are we?
>>61668109That's what I'm about to have after the market crashes this week
>futures
>>61668095I know, I should have been keeping a closer eye on the stock. This is what I get for holding on to something long term.
>11:18am>im already tired. JUST
>>61668118Someone call an exorcist
>>61668118Even beargirls necks don’t work like that.
my ass itches
What are some good ways to play the whole Greenland transition boss?
>>61668241Mean reversion trade (nothing ever happens)
>>61668265I bet the real Greenland play is to short silver. They're going to get so much of the uncommon mineral while mining for the rare earths that they're just going to flood the market with a ton of cheap silver boss.
Invest in Iceland, they only have 27 companies listed
test
>>61668150wash it
>buy the s&p with every paycheck>immediately reinvest all dividends >get brutally mogged by rocks
/smg/ - silver n' micron general
>>61668304>hyperfocus on one missed opportunity >repeatedly harp on it day in and day out>spam threads relentlessly talking about how if youd only and how you should have>wonder why youre a complete failureboggles the mind
but EU has no real cards to play here other than to threaten mutually assured destruction by withholding their part of the supply chain in ASML's lithography machine (Zeiss manufactures the mirror exclusively in Germany). It would hurt themselves of course but that will kill the global AI industry of which the US is the most invested right now.
>>61668350They better at least apologize after they give us Greenland boss.
>>61668316same
where does europe's arrogance come from?
>>61668395lol
>>61668350the trade bazooka is the new ghost of kyiv, they wont do shit and trump will taco as foretold
>i didnt get shiny medal from fake and gay committee so now im going to invade youkek what a sensitive cuck.
>>61668395Pure jealousy, they’re assmad their countries have become nothing more than degenerate commie shitholes and are taking it out against God’s own superpower. It’s real sad.
>>61668395from the fact that europeans are the highest educated people in the world and have the highest standards of living in the world
>>61668372>>61668278>>61668241>>61668094>>61668031Just when the other useless trash thread archived the same retard makes ANOTHER piece of shit garbage threadWhat a douchebag
>>61668425As a Norwegian I just want to say that Donald. J. Trump was based for doing thisFuck Denmark, Fuck Greenland and most of all Fuck Jonas Gahr Støre the corrupt rat
>>61668446the only solution is to migrate and stop bumping the thread. im leaving.
>>61668111Nothing will happen. It was priced in.
buy onds
>>61668446When we get to 300 posts we make a new thread, always have always will boss.
>>61668486Seriously. We don't pay the fucking bills here.
>>61668467There's nothing based about being a whiny cunt complaining to a prime minister about an award that isn't even being awarded by said prime minister, or the country for that matter. And to top it off, use it as an excuse to possibly start another war.The absolute state of it all is mind blowing.Making a clown of himself shouldn't be the main duty of the president of the USA.Embarrassing really.
>>61668517We'll see about that. Trump is doing great things. America is going to be bigger and safer than ever, meanwhile Europe has been conducting special military operations for like 3 year, and they are actually getting smaller now as places like Russia and America grow in total area boss.
>>61668517>nothing based about being a whiny cunt complaining to a prime minister about an award that isn't even being awarded by said prime minister, or the country for that matterit is pretty cringe. The PM doesnt award the medal and even then the nobel peace prize is so fake and gay it shouldnt be taken seriously and wouldnt if boomers didnt think it was relevant.
Look, I love the US and the West, but keep playing dumb and shitting on your allies and you'll accelerate the creation of the Eurasian Empire.
Man I wish I had some cute busty japanese wife like Hitomi Tanaka right now so I can give her foot rubs and rest my head in her cleavage while trading stocks in the morning.
>>61668576Sir, this is a Wendy's.
>>61668587Yes it is.
>yurotards are bending the kneeLMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61668540> We'll see about that. Trump is doing great thingsYeah, we'll see. Lets just say he does. Can't he do them without making himself look like a sulky teenage girl?>>61668576Indeed. This is what Russia's main long term goal is.
>>61668576Your “empire” will consist of mud huts divided between gibbering turkic warlords and Chinese merchantsAnd you will be happy
>>61668576Put. Someone has never played risk. >take Iceland and Fortress up>take Japan and Fortress up>take Saharan Africa and Fortress up>kick back and watch the retards kill each other
¿; <--- guy with a big nose smiling
Talk me out of going all in on a 2x leveraged silver ETF
>>61668647>ontario>not in ontario>northern europe>but theres also a scandinavia>ukraine>but its mostly russia>afghanistan>not in afghanistantriggers my autism so damn much
>>61668395they are literally ruled by white liberal women
>>61668686The Ukraine is weak Jerry.
>>61668686>north africa>encompasses the entirety of west africa>there is no west africathis actually might be the worst map ever
don't let politics distract you from the fact that i am /smg/'s main character this week.
>>61668831A tragic hero's story?
>>61668831>the id he was posting with was Anonymousyou've always been the main character ignore the trip fags
>>61668831>No GRRRNGMI!
Fuck itQuadsAndTheMarketExplauds
>>61668109I don't care how fucked "we" are, all I know is that I'm personally fucked so it already doesn't really matter what happens. Canadian, will never retire, will never own a home, 36 years old with 40k and 4 kids. Riding this economy like a Saw movie. Do you want to play a game?
>>61668889>off by oneWell fuck, I guess we're going to have to bomb Iran, and Invade Greenland boss.
>>61668889Trump shits himself at Davos confirmed
>>61668889>>61668888
>>61668900Maybe you could move to Greenland and become an American via our acquisition of the island boss?
>>61668900>4 kids at 36you have a lot more than I do, don't worry about money its not even real. Have you tried scamming the government?
>>61668929Get the fuck out of my country and go back to Somalia boy.
>>61668939i'll stop scamming the government when the nazis cleanse the ethnostate, which could be any day now according to liberals. Until then pocket all you can now Democracies only last until the citzenry realizes it can vote it's self the treasury
>>61668900Today you have reminded mehttps://youtube.com/shorts/3sz1BFARnI0?si=wy6fi58ApG9TgKIa
>futes
Hit $3 Million portfolio, fuck off to SEA/Asia Live the next 30-50 years in comfort.It ain’t hard you niggas, this is my plan.
>>616690063rd world countries suck and there's no reason to live outside of the US. You can import your sex slave
>>61669006goodhow many x are you away from that?
>>61669006godspeed
>>61668395We are not arrogant. If you think that we are, it just shows you are inferior.
>>61669006>$3 Million portfoliomaybe in 2015. The number is 10
>>61669092If you live in the USA yea, I was abroad in Asia for 3 months and I was having trouble spending $4k a month. This was also me traveling to a bunch of other countries nearby. I went to the ER for an ear problem and it was only $100. Including meds and consultation. I’m planning on $80k annual spend not including social security in my retirement.
You can just grab em by the peninsulaWhen you're the world's greatest superpower, they let you do it
>silver 94.28oh yeah baby SLV chads we are back.
>>61669184Breached $95
>>61668278Even if this were the case that's 5+ years to effect and that timeline is based on places that can efficiently exploit resources and set up mines. Greenland does not have a workforce that is skilled in mining, they don't have experience setting up off grid infrastructure, even if you got Canadians or Mexicans out there they don't know fuck all about doing in in Greenland, everything has to get shipped across the Atlantic before they can start to bring it onsite. And America is sure to rely on the private sector for funding and leadership, why would they take a political and fiscal risk here when they could just invest in mines in CA, SA or Canada? See recent meetings between the government and oil companies for what that looks like. There are mines already mapped out and needing external funding in north America that could be turned over faster in base, precious and rare earths. Greenland is a national security play and a means of destroying NATO; Venezuela had nothing to do with drugs, Greenland has very little to do with rare earths these things are merely cover for action.
Is it just me or is China just gonna take over? They’ve been buying up all the PMs anticipating this. I mean they already got Canada as a satellite state now.
>>61669184nice booty
>>61669203OOOHHH silver chads wagmi!
>>61669233my butt looks like that but you don't see me flaunting it wearing underwear in public. My butt is even nicer I would say.
>>61669252if that is silver, what is this?https://www.investing.com/commodities/silver-streaming-chartit's been stuck at 94.28 for an hour
There's no ding ding ding today so here's mine as a Eurofag:Today: -1.28%Good night
>>61669294Not all of the sites update commodites on days off. Some might be referencing futures price too vs spot. Also Euro/Chinese markets are open and silver hit 95 on englands exchanges today.
Yes I bought silver and micron in December Yes I should have bought more
I'm going to finance a couple of pizzas on Klarna tonight and support both the US and Swedish economies
>>61669204It's really more about my Leader cementing his legacy as the greatest leader in modern history. He will be compared to the great ones like Jackson, Washington, and Bush Jr.
>>61669142>just live in a third world shithole
>>61669225What's China going to do with all that silver though? Short term they can inflate the price a lot for retail investors and banks, sure, but there will literally never be a silver shortage when it comes to what is being used in important technology production, due to how little silver is actually needed for that and how many silver mines there are that keep pumping out metric tons of silver year after year.
>>61669294bullion sites are going to have to the second spot prices more than investing sites. i use https://www.jmbullion.com/charts/silver-prices/ for pricing out metals.
>>61669470Lots of places have far better living standards than the US without being this expensive. I will never understand how you guys manage to spend so much money that someone could genuinely say 3 million is not enough for their retirement, they need 10 million. That is absolutely insane to me. Are you planning to buy a yacht and spend your retirement sailing across the globe with a full time crew or something?
>>61669472the chinese need silver to pay their taxes becaus the emperor decreed it so. Buy calls on Potosi
>>61669502If Daneland really wanted to stick it to Trump they should just sell Greenland to the Chinese, that way we can invade it without pissing off people in NATO boss.
Bitgo ipos on thursday.Bitgo is a crypto stock like Gemini, Bullish, Microstrategy and Circle. It has the most in common with the latter 2. Total profit is 10 billion and revenue after expenses is about 70 million a year. This is similar to Circle. They manage assets and have about 100 billion in crypto assets. So not quite like MSTR which owns what they have, more similar to CRCL. I mention this because even though CRCL was not necessarily owning the assets it has, it still pumped about 10x from IPO to peak. If BTGO did the same with its 2 billion initial mcap, this would be a 50x. Obviously this is not going to occur, but I'm wondering with the smallish initial marketcap it will do something sizable like 2-3x.
>>61669470>do i retire earlier or work until 70.That the choice you get to make, if you have $3 million then you’re pretty much insulated from all the bad shit in thirdie countries. There was a study, people who retire in their 50s tend to live longer vs those who retire at at 60/70.
>>61669499Cause he a retard that wants his hard earned portfolio dollars to be eaten up my medical premiums.
Assuming the markets open down bigly, he'll TACO again? I have $50k cash on the sidelines. Is he really going to crash everything over fucking Greenland
Where my slurpers @?
>>61669609The acquisition of Greenland is more important to our national security than anything. I am willing to watch the S&P500 dip a little bit if it means we can become a safer and more perfect union boss.
I have cash ready to buy SOXL calls from selling SOXL calls, Is this the secret to life? Also, President Taco is going to do his thing and be a senile cretin.
>>61669613I'm slllllllurping up some GRRR & IRENGRRR have an investors webinar next Wednesday where I believe they will announce a major new contract :)I'm going to be a gorillionaire :D
>>61669609It's going to be the biggest nothingburger since the last Blumpf nothingburger
IT'S NOT LIKE YOUTO SAY SORRYI WAS WAITING ON A DIFFERENT STORY
>>61669677You should show more respect for my Leader. He is the greatest Leader in the world.
>>61669233Entirely due to the type of shorts. I hate cheaters.
anyone else have depression when the market is closed
>>61669274prove it>>61669756no-booty can't afford lulu basic seethe>>61669783i was depressed but then i jerked off. works for a while but then it comes back, but i just jerk off again.
>>61669609hope youre ready for 3 months of down
>>61669441use the klarna glitch blud
I just want unlimited PMs so the US stock market can benefit from the AI explosion
Just got to NYC, think my hotel's in the ghetto
>>61669894Thats affluent for nyc
>>61669894thatll be 10k bucks a night sir
>>61669897>>61669903Hopefully the sub will be a better experience
>>61669894All of NYC is a ghetto so you are certainly correct.
>>61669894Grab some plastic bottles and aluminum cans for me.
>>61669609Geopolitics on this scale (short term news headlines) do not move markets the way you imagine they do. Every European bank statement today and over the weekend has been unilateral that it isn't going to cause massive moves.
She's just nervous. Stop looking if you want 7k.
I notice millenial women are alot nicer to me now. What gives?
>>61669921On its in the Bronx, I thought it said yonkers
>>61669995she can literally suck dicks anywhere and survive
>>61669894>think my hotel's in the ghettoThe locals call it "Manhattan"
https://www.apmex.com/letter-from-the-ceo>Effective today, we will be instituting a $500 minimum for online orders> Lastly, we unfortunately had a significant development at our mint, where we produce 90%+ of our silver bars and rounds. As a result, our output will be impacted by approximately 50%>Demand for silver as a % of our revenue hit a new all-time high last weekso demand for silver is at an all time high, and their response is to restrict orders as they "suddenly" have an issue with their mint and are at half production? 100% they can't source the silver and are facing a supply crisis.
>bitshiti'm bearish and thats a fakeout
>>61670068>smg (shiny metals general)They're backlogged. Every tard who knew about gold & silver but didn't buy the last 20 years saw we're at ATHs and said "gee, that's the ticket, better buy $200 worth". They go online and APMEX is the no. 1 search result.
>wake up with bank account with 10 billion dollars>can buy into a company as a whale and demand classified top secrets revealed to youwhat would you buy?
Who else is shorting danish stocks?
>>61670068>they can't source the silver and are facing a supply crisisChilling if true.I don't want vital resources to be scarce, even if it does pump my mining stocks.
>>61669917The sub was better than I expected. I thought there were rats running around but there weren't
>>61670158onlyfans
>>61668576God I'd love to see the Middle East and India added to schengen
>>61669741>The greatest Leader of all times Trump still has some catching up to do. Killing 100 Venezuelans and Cubans doesn't make the cut.
>>61670159The Danish government is soon going to sell a net negative land parcel with a GDP of $6 billion much of it from Danish welfare for up to $700 billion.Also Novo Nordisk, their largest company, is exempt from tariffs for a period due to another of Trump's executive orders to fight obesity.
So is the market going up or down when Trumps tariffs are ruled unconstitutional ?
>>61670345WHAT?AAAAAAAAAA SELL
>>61669969>-0.06%>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GENERATIONAL WEALTH HAS BEEN ERASED
>>61669833i was going to prove it but i'm afraid you'll jack off to my butt and i'm the only one who's allowed to do that
>>61670345I think the big stock to buy is Nike but it really sucks having to spend money on it just so it can dump after there is no decision. Swear to God man the guy who buys 70 calls at the right time will be making million bucks.
>>61670469i jerk off to penelope, i imagine her doing her coding work and looking back at me annoyed and saying "are you done yet???"
>>61670158Obviously the best secrets to own is the TikTok Algorithm you could get mega rich with that. If I could Activist Investor any company it would be Wendys, that should be the #2 burger company behind In N Out, their fall is a total joke caused by a cringe millennial on TwitX alienating everyone and also the spotty food quality. I would close 500 stores and then use those employees to MWGA and raise their pay to 20hr to compete with In N Out then I would make more baked potatoes so they stop running out.>>61668395Why can't it just be a win/win and they have to be so dogmatic about the precious Living Museum that is Greenland. Does a place really "deserve" to never be used for good and just stay the same for hundreds of years? Seems really unfair to everyone with their stance.
The pump on MSFT over the next few months are going to be unreal. There is a manipulation pattern going on with both of them that is almost identical to when GOOGL, AAPL, TSLA, NVDA, and many others ran higher by 20%+. -Starts with a great earnings report-Dump headline after headline promoting one rumor after the next to hopefully get something that sticks (volatility fishing)-Continuous dump on the price to shake out everyone-Big and consequential events are known, but at least a quarter away-Everyone sells, everyone sells calls on their positions just trying to negotiate out-Milk the macro narrative to further shake people out-Next earnings report slaughters-New ATHs within 2 quarters.I'm guessing MSFT is going to bring OpenAI public and probably do a split. MMs want everyone out of the pool and they only do this when they are going to run price up like a mother fucker. I wish I had the balls to go on leverage and buy more.
>>61670301>is exempt from tariffs for a periodThat's the company to threaten to get green land.
GUISEcopper is casually consolidating at all time highswhat the fuck
>>61668350The fuck are you going on about you brain dead nigger? Do you not know ASML machines are entirely manufactured in the Netherlands, not just "their part of the supply chain”?
>>61669969Holy rippers people that bet on it hitting 7k this month. I stopped doing options on indices for this exact reason, why too much unpredictable bullshit.
>>61670511i have no idea what a penelope is an i'm just here to aaaaaaah about silver CRASHING
>Its a nothingburgerSmall selloff tomorrow at open but we'll be green by close on bullish Greenland news out of Davos.
>yurotards crashing the marketTypical
