redland edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61668042
I'm getting FUCKED.
>think everyone is just shitposting about a .5% drop>open app>vti already down almost 1.5%Looks like it is a buying day.
I´m buying cheapies today
>The International Stabilization Force (ISF) is a United Nations mandated multinational peacekeeping force outlined in a Gaza peace plan agreed by Hamas and Israel in October 2025. The force's stated aims are to help provide security, train a new Palestinian police force, and oversee the demilitarization and redevelopment of the Gaza Strip.[1][2]
Am I supposed to still be buying silver is it over?
>>61672597It’s so fucking embarrassing that people are still suggesting broad indexes when they’re behaving like the most limp dick possible while individual stocks and sectors are dildoing into the stratosphereSimple path to suck my balls*
>>61672512>>61672591>knowledge you hopefully gainedOne thing I found out, my broker sells my data. It's a huge name too. I sold at market instead of at a fixed rate. There were zero bids anywhere near what my broker sold it at. That doubled my loss>>61672591>chase makes you do stupid stuffYes. Thanks.>Different markets>disciplinedAny suggestions? I will have to start from scratch.
HOLY FANNY MAY DAY
>>61672625I feel like such a loser. I started buying silver/gold miners when they had already done 100+%. Im still up 20-30% but I still feel like a loser. Furthermore, the fact that I don’t own any physical makes me feel like a loser
This is like a little baby version of liberation day, why are people even bothering to sell?
>>61672597Has the music stopped?
>>61672639personally I'm more in doubt if buying today or in a day or two
cocoa just dipped super hard but I'm scared to slurp in case it rugs when US market opens
delectable feembraps near my mouth and nose holesBuy (female) natural gas
>>61672638unironically, what did you think about the silver and gold and miner shillers one year ago?
My TQQQ calls expiring the 30th aren't looking so good. And I doubled down on Friday. Looks like I have to take the L and wait for the next opportunity
>>61672685we will crash soon, 40-50% drop at least. Say goodbye to all your wealth
>>61672686lol wut?
hehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look at mining stocks premarket.
>>61672638I own a bit of physical I was buying it during covid shutdowns but I stupidly didn't but miners or anything so I feel really late now.
I still remember people buying TMF @60
>he didn't buy shiny rock computer
>HII is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4EOwbV2KlM
>>61672749Nice $70 broDon't spend it all at once
>>61672778I loaded up on SLV last week. Feel like gold/silver is the play for the rest of the year at minimum maybe even his entire term. Hard to play options when he chimps out randomly at any given time.
>>61672805You have to be a seething low dogshit eater to make fun of guys who might be starting from zero. What a twat.
The dollar is gonna drop 50% over the next few years. No wonder everything is inflating. Its simply an inversion of the loss of the dollars real value. Turns out you cant just print your own money and print more money to buy said debt with zero net effect in real financial terms. Dump the fucking treasuries
>missed out on crml for 7$fucking hellshouldve known trump is going to go full retard
It's just temporary setback, right? It will recover, right?
Everything is on sale. Well, except pm
One word. Fluorspar.https://ceo.ca/@thenewswire/ares-strategic-mining-awarded-multi-year-pentagon-contract
>didn't hold my QQQ puts over weekend because of nigdayFucking black bastard.
>>61672821>saar, this is big money in vishnupooistan village, buy two cow, saarShut the fuck up, thirdieI had greater cashflow than you as a tween by watching random fucking videos on "reward" sites to pay for snacks and game memberships.
i got drunk last night and cancelled my stop loss on the euro
/sleeping in car in denver/My calls better fuckin print
$CVX
>>61672597Can someone be kind enough to give some tickers to invest in? PLEASE NO STUFF AT ATH!
Soon
im so mad. right after i close my short it starts freefalling but before that it was mooning
>>61672934>it's realhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115925888562624963Why aren't americans in the street rioting over this?
GRRR & GRRR ACCESSORIES You have been warned You have 8 days
>>61672949Why would we riot in Europe’s interests?Are you retarded?We will take what we want.
Anyone else entering the pleading stage
>>61672957you're under an authoritarian imperialist regime
>>61672961Where?
>futes slowly inching upIt's gonna absolutely dump at open isn't it?
Literally as soon as things are looking bigly on the upswing orange nigger rugs us.
>>61672934>Canada nextOverdosing on based rn
>Japan 40y at 4,215%>with BOJ interest rate at 0,5%lmao
>>61672986Its hard to see but it looks like cuba is painted too
>>61672627Only Rebbitors with a blood testosterone level of 0.000001% suggest broad indices ETFs.
>>61672934>adding venezuelans to our demographicswhy?
3 more years of TrumpInvest wisely
is russia aligning with trump bullish or bearish
>>61673003krasnov is doing his job
>>61673000baffling to say the least
>>61672906do americans really?
>>61673003>>61673008Ukraine LOST
Its a buy the dip momentRelax
>>61672805Retarded faggot look at the strike prices
>>61673017yeah buy puts in the dip moment
i'm starting to think this will never crashevery dip recovers faster and faster because everyone slurpsdoes it mean it's gonna go up forever or is it going to make the actual crash worse
>>61673003Alaska would be the natural part of Canada
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAok im fine now
gonna cash out on most stocks today, not gonna sell any ETFs, made 25%+ on most of them, seeing whats going on in basically every other market across the world it seems we're in for a pretty long bear market
>/smg/>it's just pol's /ptg/ cope general Fuck go back
>>61673064But seriously we cant let this guy get the nuclear codes
lol this is just tarrif da part two remember how long that dip lasted
i'm watching some tickers
>>61673076that was a good dip to get rich shorting into and buying out ofi think were just gonna be in a bear market though like crypto for a while nowai needs to meaningfully improve and make money for markets to ever go up again
>>61673076It seems like they are gonna tranche it this time, too many goys made money last time
are nflx and meta value traps?
>>61673052Don't make me afraid dude, you're 2 or 3 months late for spoopy Halloween shit
>>61673076it took the s&p more than 2 months to recover from that and it was very clear (to me at least) he was just using it to twist countries into signing deals with himthis greenland shit doesn't seem to be going away any time soon in comparison
>red day>investments on sale>massive screeching on /smg/I know its because you retards gambled on calls but you get what you deserve
>>61673117Why isn't Congress doing anything to stop this tyrant?
>>61673117you can tell its AI because trumps hands are too big
slurping SCHD. goal is to limit tech exposure throughout 2026 for the 2027 AI stagnation.
>>61673091maybe that is not too bad after all. I have been hesitating to buy for quite some time now, since we've been at constant ATH. i wanna slurp cheapies
>hand size joke when did we get reddit in here
>>61673111its all red as far as the eye can see in the last two days, even countries who aren't even involved like Israel and Japan got hit
>>61673120>AHHHHHH HELP ME CONGRESSLmao>>61673122>le tiny hand Okay go back to your Facebook mom group, michelle
>>61673131Reddit is the face of the internet and an actual successful company compared to this incel den. I look forward to your meltdown when we win the midterms and impeach him and bring all the illegals back you stupid white bitch
>>61673136>seething because we are the CEO'S of all his big tech companies
>>61673134eu indexes took the biggest hit by far though
>>61673141>>61673144kek
>>61672952ok i will buy but first tell me a thing or two about their ceo
>>61673146Yeah yurotards better give us Greenland before we tank their fucking economy
>>61673134I knew I should have invested in turkish pepper
ETF fund flows this AM looking mighty bullish on very specific daily 2xes
I wonder how my boomer portfolio will do, i mostly got oil, copper and gold. I think everything but gold will tank.
>>61673153they've been on a massive bullrun ever since their guys took assad down
Due to low finances I have to sell to buy the dip. Sold on consumer goods, maybe to rebuy them, but hung up on what to do about tech stocks like cyberscurity and AI development, and Asian/SA stocks.Those aren't hit that much by the tariffs right? Same with domestic industries I'm guessing.
>>61673160knowing the watermelon seller it won't last
>>61673009so keep them there while we drill the oil. you want to annex the arabs too and let them vote in the election?
>>61673120that would involve work. Congress has been unloading its responsibilities onto the POTUS for decades to avoid that. This is the end result.
If you don't open the broker app the losses aren't real
TOTAL AND FINAL MUTT FATIGUE
Shave my wife I'm going down for the last time.
>>61673141>>61673144Obvious rage bait. Hey you funny dick heads could you be any less sardonic?
>kold +33%this is nutty, jesus christ
Look at all the forum warriors feeling some tinkling between their legs because the orange nig posted a meme, so embarrassing.
>forum warriors
>>61673186it IS pretty fucking cold outside where I am at least
>>61673117I'm about to just 100% Gold and Silver I swear to fucking God
>>61673117IT'S THE FANNY MAYFLOWER ALL OVER AGAIN
>>61673186They don´t call it the widowmaker for nothing.
>>61673186Lmao I liked the run up before this.
>>61673193lol
premarket is fucking brutal holy shit
>>61673204I look forward to the oracle blood bath. OpenAI has had nothing but headlines about how fast they are barrelling towards bankruptcy
>>61672949Canada invites china in, denmark invites china inWhat the fuck did you faggot as retards think would happen. Dine in hell traitors
what are the algos doing, there isn't even a reporti also have the stars again, after using CCLeaner and other cache and cookie delete programs, I got the fuckin worst captchas again MOTHERCHOD, SOME MAY FIND THIS FANNY, BUT NOT ME
>>61673207gonna be funny if few gays that wanted to make chat bot babies bring down tech titans.
>>61673210Pretty much. Leader of Canada literally said he's excited to join China's new world order. I cannot imagine how erect our CIA fags got at that
>>61672934God damn he got really butthurt about Greenland giving him the finger.
Feeling good, desu
>Danish Pension Fund Akademikerpension To Exit US Treasuries>- CIO Says US 'Is Basically Not A Good Credit'>- Akademikerpension Had $100M In US Treasuries At End DecemberOk this might be it. It's over over.
>>61672949Seems based. Maybe he'll make it like Peuto Rico where we own them and they can't even vote.
>>61673229>100Moh no no no... how will the us recover?!
>>61673229100milllion lolllllllllllllllllllll
>>61673216It's mostly the venture capital retards funding it for no reason. The amount of money dumped into OpenAI despite having no profit is wild.I fully expect VC fags to use the IPO as exit liquidity and dump all of their bags. Creating a wonderful new generation of retarded bag holders
>>61673229What will they hedge currency risk with then? Synthetic treasuries from interest rate futures?
>>61673229we piss away billions on fake daycare. 100m is like losing $1 in the street.
>>61673229oh SHIT $100 million? Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck we're boned sistah
>>61673242Butthurt from missing out on the RDDT IPO?
>>61673237>>61673238>>61673248>>61673246foreign countries pulling out is never good, we basically exported our inflation by making them hold dollars and it stopped it from getting too bad, since they relied on us, it doesn't seem like a lot but its a really bad trend if it continues
>>61673263You people still don’t get it, do you?
>>61673263>an intelligent post you are literally not retarded enough to be on 4chan you should go
>>61673204you think this is brutal? lmao
>>61673252What does this have to do with reddit? OpenAI is running out of cash and it's IPO is its only way to avoid bankruptcy. It's the perfect time for its venture capital investors to exit. And they own about a fourth of the company. It's entirely possible I'm wrong and for some reason they stay in the company but considering the IPO is a trillion dollars they could exist for $250 billion>>61673263>retard's first day posting in /smg/
>>61673243By unironically selling greenland kek
Silver Bros we got too cocky, now uncle Sam is going to confiscate our rocks throw you in jail for conspiracy
>>61673270and other things retards say...
>>61672639>>I..I…I’m not nervous at all. Please someone reassure me. Kek
>>61673117Kek, it's over!
I'm so fucked boss.
SPY down 1.5% in premarket
>>61672597>President posts private messages for 70 million people to see
>>61673243Gold reserves
>>61672986>my canadian minesoh no
>>61673300>Butthurt shitskin pissed off Trump is going to get Greenland.lmao go be a muslim some place else boy.
i have a funny little rule where i must spend every dollar i make trading
looking forward to seeing all of the 2025 gains wiped out over the next few days
>buy puts at open and profit if sell off continuesor>wait and see which way the wind is blowing for calls on a potential retrace upwardsDecisions are hard. Just gonna sit it out awhile.
MU holders what we doing>orange man doing orange man thinga>but micron is buying a 1.8bil taiwanese factorycant well if bullish or will bear with the rest
>missed the MUU dip overnightAt least my silver is up bigly
>>61673221>muh new world orderYou understand when the world's biggest economy starts getting a bit fucky wucky. you explore other options. Trump himself even said that Canada doing business with China is a good thing.I can't wait to see how hard dogshit like ORCL drops on open
>>61673297i will be buying puts i know whats coming and its a nice red week with multiple gapdown daysits easy money if you arent retarded
comfy
>>61673330Nobody can stop what's coming
kekcircuit breakers may come out today
>>61673335retard candle names everywhere kys
>>61672928Sure. Shall I unify general relativity and quantum mechanics for you too? Perhaps you can fuck my sister why you wait.
>sold a bunch of my indices to pay off mortgage last week >sneed and feed gaps down on open Lmao fucking pottery
Nothing ever happens
>>61673300SURELY THIS WILL INTENSIFY SANE EUROPEAN INVESTORS' DESIRE TO PROP UP DEBT OF THE REPUBLIC OF ORANGE SUPER JEW-CANADA-GREENLAND-VUVUZEULA
>futures
>>61673330BUT I ALREADY LOCKED IN CALLS LAST WEEK!!! EVERYONE IN THE THREAD SAID NOTHING COULD STOP THIS RALLY AND WERE SCREAMING ABOUT $700 SPY BOSS!!!!
feels like a comfy popcorn week
>>61673129If you didn't buy schd at 25 you don't deserve her at 29. Fuck off. >>61673263Powell actually made this significantly worse when the troonsitory inflation hikes started. Every non-white currency (slavs aren't white) got absolutely fucked.
>>61673356Seethe moreIt sustains me
I can’t believe I voted for this faggot. Was literally elected on a domestic platform and is now doing the most retarded trade war and expansionist shit possible. If all he was doing was siccing ICE on illegals I would have no complaints.
>>61673368Deserved for being an annoying tripnigger kys
>>61673368I thought we would get 700 then get rugged. Guess not.
This is a map of % adults employed in the mining industryLike 20-25% of their stock market is mining
>boil up over 30%hell yeah. me not selling my -80% calls finally paying off.
>>61673381Hey capturing Maduro was pretty funny too
>>61673370If trump kills NVO, he kills denmark.
>>61673370It's only 100 milly. We need a giga financial nuke like Japan their 1.2 trillion and Europe to sell off US stocks while having massive short positions against the USD. That would involve JP morgan specifically being involved though and I doubt they would do that
>>61673150oh sarrrrr that look like very good trustable fucking brahmin aryan bloody, what are you racist you yt piece of shit i will fuck you and you mother then you get crush under juggernaut you s tupid benchod bitch i rape ur cow too and i shit in ur street you fucking madarchod buy GRRR now or ganesh will crush you fuckingGAMB N GRRR 4 EVERpraise vishnu saars
>>61673402He also kills half of all Americans lmao. I mean it would be really really funny to watch the average American gain 30 lbs in a month but it's not good for my roth
>>61673385I didn't deserve this, and I didn't deserve those mean words you just used. Get the fuck out of here boy!
>>61673392Every Australian stock I own is a mining stock
>>61673403You might get Japan soon. They are have to defend the currency.
>>61673412America became self sufficient last year on liberation day. It's completely decoupled from the world.That's why I'm buying the US treasuries that Denmark dumped.
RING THE DAMN BELL ALREADY!
>>61673377TARDFAN, WE SHALL LIGHTEN UP THAT IMAGE SOMEWHAT
>>61673403We could just tell the Japanese we will let them harvest as many whales as they want from the waters surrounding Greenland, and they'd get right in line boss.
>>61673416It is such a meme country, the ASX 50 is 60% financials and mining
>>61673423why do you want to suffer
Im scared bros
Looks like I'll be selling most of my stocks today. Goodluck all else!
>>61673421I don't think that's how it works but idk man. I'm not really digging these new potential tariffs on memory chips. Maybe this is all just to devalue the USD so dogshit manufacturing jobs are able to compete with the kids in Cambodia
>>61673433>implyingI got calls on PMs and I want to cash out, bigly
>>61673421https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/adjusting-imports-of-semiconductors-semiconductor-manufacturing-equipment-and-their-derivative-products-into-the-united-states/
I love america and having greenland would be great, but im not sure i like the approach. As much as it’s a meme at this point, america still should want europe and canuckada as allies. Like it or not, they all seem to be willing to suicide and hand themselves over to china if we act like this. Having greenland is literally not worth losing canada and europe when we probably could achieve most of what we want there without literal sovereignty
How "rekt in anus" will it be?
im genuinely proud of myself for having conviction in my top signal tweet thesis and solded everything at ATH. I was starting to feel a little bad when you faggots were making fun of me, but i bravely boughted puts that were up bigly on Friday, and through sheer luck I still have 4 puts for today. Here's one for free: buy soxs puts 2-3 months out after a 15+% run up and sell the next day depending on how hard it gaps down (or not).
>>61673450I hope that the euros form the great Eurasian empire with Russia and china, imagine the amount of trains shipping goods through Russia, kino
>>61673450As allies maybe. But the EU wants to be competition. You have to break the EU. It’s hated in Europe anyway. Then divy things up with the China Russia axis and get a new balance of power to rebuild upon.
>>61673454I hope it'll be bad but I doubt we even go below 3%
please dont dump please dont dump please dont dump
>>61672934He's genuinely playing modded hoi4 rn. is fucking Cuba included? holy kek
>>61673463I doubt it will be even -2.5 today desu.I would absolutely love a -8 day though. Imagine the absolute chaos kek
>>61673460> But the EU wants to be competitionNo it didn’t and that is why their military is weak, literally US foreign policy to keep EU military down> You have to break the EULiterally already broken, never did anything useful and killed innovation that would compete with usaYou had your slaves and abused them too much (or really large parts of America do not know how the American empire works, including its president)
Time to FUDFOMO into gold chuds. I know it stings. But that’s life.
>>61673459>forced into slavery to Chinese business men>OH BOY TRAINS!!Delusional
>>61673472>getting the 2020 chance to buy everything at -20% offDUMPDUMPDO IT TRUMP TWEET MOREJUST SAY WE'RE INVADING GREENLAND AND EURO'S ARE GAY FAGGOTS
SPY has PLUMMETED to levels not seen since.... January 2nd
>>61673482Never forget Russia had asked to join both the EU and NATO and they said no. Europe absolutely loves its conflict
>>61673482I am genetically a germanoid, we love trains
>>61673484Thank you king. ill proceed to make no money from this as usual
>>61673459>>61673460I swear to god its like you niggers have never read a history book. Both of those systems have already been tried and failed before. The current situation and organization of eurasia favors america because europe as a whole wont ever fully align with russia or china, but a splintered europe is more easily pushed and pulled by them rather than by us. United and under our yolk theyre insufferable but basically docile as long as we keep them in lineConcert of vienna? Ww1? How the fuck can (You) seriously think europe would want to live under chink or holhol rule? They barely tolerate us
>>61673480I can’t believe these guys are in tech still. Enjoy the open Boys
>>61673485retail hasnt even had a chance to sell yet because this system is rigged for people outside of market hours
>>61673450Canada has been snuggling up to China for decades, long before Trump’s imperial or tariff threats. Not to mention our northern border becoming as big a problem as our southern due to Canadian internal immigration policy. They’ve even given up their own sovereignty to natives predicated on false genocide claims. Honestly fuck that country. I’d much rather have it annexed than Greenland. It’s basically a rouge leftist state at this point. Piss on ‘em.
>>61673491Do you have the desire to be in a cold white sterile room?
>>61673483I don't think that would even cause that big of a dumpy wumpy. We need an absolute giga happening like he's declaring war on Germany for their "tremendously dangerous and terrible actions in WW2"It's so retarded and absolutely senile that I can see him doing that. Even better if he thinks we're still in 1943 mid sentence then snaps back to reality and goes off about Carrier air conditioning jobs or something
>>61673497>be me>retail but schizo doomer >wondering if my folio is going to gap up 3 or 5% on openFeels good man
>>61673500
>>61673480
Genuine question, is there anyway to see the origins of an options contract?I wanna know what's gonna happen to the faggot that sold these
>>61673497I wonder how many people don't realize they can trade after hours
>>61673509The issue is everything is leveraged to the sits. When people are in x3 then they lose everything at 33%. And if they are on margin its even worse
>>61673508My apartment is in the Scandinavian minimalism style so yeah
>>61673500Canada is no more guilty of snuggling up to the chinks as america is. America hawkishness on china is LITERALLY only 9 years old (2017). And the northern border is a joke, its not even fenced, get the fuck out of here. Comparing it with mexico is as disingenuous as it gets. Their country is a fucking mess but dont act like it’s anywhere near as bad as the south
>>61673493I said the US should divy things up with China. Fuck the EU.
>>61673500you have no idea what you're taking about lmao.>canada doing business with China is good. They should do that.Trump - 3 days ago.
>>61673517There is something at the core of the German mind that desires this, and to own Paris, but not live there. I have worked with several of them and its like a cheat code to make them happy when there is down time.
it's about to get nasty
>>61673523Yeah, and thats retarded, because america basically owns the fucking EU so divvying it up with china would just be losing ground. If you want to play great power competition you let them run the pacific as best they can while we run the western hemisphere. Why the fuck would we divvy up europe with them? It has nothing to do with them. We run this shit
Ok lads, what are we slurping during this dip?
$1 Million puts you in the top 1% in Asia, you can in your lifetime hit $3-$5 million as an office wagie. Take the Expat FIRE pill.
Where’s bang bang. He’s gonna need a bigger drum.
>>61673544I'm buying more MUU if I get the chance but it looks like my chance was at 3am this morning
Here we go.
>>61673546being white in an asian country is pretty hard though
OOOH ITS GONNA PUMP WTF
>>61673544APPSDNKOKLOand RKLB for some spice
>>61673543Why would the USA share anything with China? China is boxed in into a cuck chair, they literally cannot win a war against America. Multipolar world will never exist as long as America spends 3% of gdp on their military (woah the horror)
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON TRY AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
GOOOOOOOD MORNING
Get ready for market open gentlemen. Welcome to the tom Clancy timeline.
Does anyone else worry about AI a lot? Lots of people think it’s going to replace basically every job in a few years.
TACO trade?
>>61673569Based
okay that was the biggest nothingburger of the year
>>61673544Palantir when it's back to $6.
>>61673546>$1 Million puts you in the top 1% in AsiaNot where it matters. You need $2 mil at least to start a family in a place where you will get at least mediocre education, access to ok healthcare, neighbours you aren't ashamed of and all that shit.
QE IS ENGAGED REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING!
>>61673569LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61673578Daneland's attempt to get the EU to defend Greenland from American annexation boss.
>>61673569based
Shit is gettinh slurped VERY quickly, I already recovered over 1000 bucks
RDDT, PLTR and MAG 7 fucking tanking lmao.
>>61673592we have a webm
kek burger baggies
Well now that the market is completely fucked, I hope our Leader bombs the fuck out of Iran and Greenland boss.
>>61673575A little, but not that much. We've invented ways to automate lots of stuff over the past century but jobs adapted around them.If it does get bad, then hopefully my investments can bail me out in 20 years.
>>61672597what program are world leaders sending each other messages? Also has a world leader ever leaked DMs like this before?
Nice pump retards.
>>61673566If you havent had your head under a brick wall for the past year you would have noticed trump is striking a distinct great power cooperation, not competition, posture with putin and xi. He is carving up the world into spheres of influence. This is a departure from his first term. Hes not giving them shit on a platter but he is making it clear that their backyard is their business. China doesnt need to win a hot war with america to gain influence and riches in this world. They have been doing that successfully for 30 years
>>61673575No, the amount of power needed to do that would be wildly inefficient. Enjoy the bubble.
>>61673606What do you mean?
>uranium miners doing wellPlease please let this continue
I knew I should've slurped that MUU at 5am this morning when I first woke up
Still not selling
>>61673611Probably fuckin MS teams desu
>not even down 1.5%
>SanDisk mooningLMAO fuck this gay market >it's the one thing I have puts on
>Puts £10k in his S&S ISA.Feels good bros
Has the music stopped? I hear nothing.
>>61673631I'm only down 1.1% its not too bad 2bh
fucking MU still pumps. Not even mighty Daneland can stop the MU pump
I’ve positioned myself to be fucked badly if things recover.
>NVO only down 3.5%huh
>>61673633Why would you buy puts on them when all memory is mooning because muh AI
>>61673633>puts>on memory>in the middle of the AI bubbleyou did it to yourself
>>61673636thats for the market, I'm barely down 0.75%
>>61673631People remembered nothing ever happens.
>>61673633Why in the fuck did you buy puts on Sandisk?
>>61673633>>61673637I might as well hop in even at retard prices
>>61673643Probably because he wants to buy at a discount
Predict the orange one's next tweet time?
good lord I told you guys the "buy the dip" mindset is so strong that there are barely any dips ever
>>61673654>>61673652>>61673647>>61673643I bought a few lotto puts for memes. Don't judge me. It's only a few grand which is small potatoes but it's like fuck off man
Should I invest in European defense industry
>>61672597What are we slurping today boys? Good time get my VTI? Small cap etf?
Dow Jones will pass 50k by end of week, I have zero doubt
>>61673664I don't post this ironically
Is the pump in the room with us?
>>61673667it's usually pretty solid
>Want to get into puts (thinking 15% of my monthly standard investment)>Too scared to get into it
I TRAVELED THE COUNTRY FOR YOU, DONMORE THAN A THOUSAND MILES FOR YOUI DONATED TO YOUR CAMPAIGN, DONA MILLION DOLLARS FOR YOUI BROKE THE BANK FOR YOU, DONFOR MONEY TO BURN FOR YOUI GAVE YOU ALL AND HAVE NONE, DON
>>61673678Sell cash covered puts on stocks you'd like to own
MU gods winning yet again while everyone is red
>wanted to buy cheap stock>forgot about it>checked my watch list>shit what was that stock>remember that I unlisted it from my watch listAre you fucking kidding me
henlo mister jeromeplease do somethingthank u mister jerome
>>61673654I just know the market will suddenly decide that its future growth is sufficiently priced in once I decide to hop in...
Finally sold my Crowdstrike call spread at a massive loss. Good fucking riddance. SaaS stocks are fucking dead.
>>61673684is Girls Band Cry our generation's bocchi?
>>61673561>oh no too much chink pussykys faggot
>>61673692Just post what you are buying here so we can front run your trade before the jews do
>>61673000The Latinx's natural love for corruption and despotism aligns with Trump's bid to become el presidente for life.
>>61673667You'd be buying The Top.
>>61673690my watchlist grows out of control why?because im lazy
The only investment strategy anyone needs is: 5% in BTC, then split the rest between VTSAX and VTIAX in a 7:3 ratio
exited NXDR with a 4% loss, oh well
>>61673546i'm still mad Japan only lets digital nomads stay 6 months. I am so close to biting the bullet and just chilling in South Korea for 2 years
ok i slurped a lil
>Thailand allows you to get a digital nomad visa for 10 years oh wow
>>61673520> America hawkishness on china is LITERALLY only 9 years old (2017).Because Obama and Bush were dipshits. What’s your point?> And the northern border is a joke, it’s not even fenced, get the fuck out of here.‘23 and ‘24 saw record levels of illegal entry. >>61673531I’m talking about its tolerance of United Front dipshit
>>61673738what are the requirements
>>61673725Korea is the way better less bitch-coded country anyway.
>>61673738jesus christ that country really is just a whorehouse for the entire world huh
>>61673728>>61673728>>61673728
>>61673450this. Lighting all of our foreign relations on fire for essentially zero gain makes no sense. This is basically a repeat of the Suez crisis, except with even less in the way of justification.
>>61673705don't get me wrong I love chink pussy too, racism gets boring after a while though
>>61673738Basically just a 10 year ladyboy bussy pass, huh
>>61673740>‘23 and ‘24 saw record levels of illegal entry.it is so funny that jeets are illegally migrating from Canada to the USA, the modern world is fucking deranged
oof
>>61673738This is actually very interesting informationmentally notedthank you sir
The motley fool told me to buy>FTNT>TTD>MRVLThoughts? They said I would have made 1 mil on Nvdia if I bought 1k when they recommended it in 2005 on a similar list. Sounds like bulloney
>>61673751Vietnam will soon surpass Thailand because they actually focus on industry, business etcSay what you want about commies, at least they focus on industry
>>61673738boypussy visa
>>61673756We aren't. We are basically telling the welfare queens of western europe to pay up while cozying up to eastern europe.
>>61673740My point is that lambasting canada for cozying up to china is foolish since the entire world, including us, was also doing that>northern borderRecord levels that are still miniscule is not sufficient justification for this
boring market zzz
defend vwap over and over and overaint gonna work when redemptions hit
>Two boxes have been brought out at the supreme court, which means there could be up to four decisions released today.
I have enough money in my retirement accounts to the point where I can contribute absolutely nothing and still have compound interest to get me to a point where I can retire comfortably in my 60s provided the US does not collapse or some shit like that. But I barely had any money in my taxable account. Should I focus on just putting money there and Lydia compound just so I can be financially independent earlier?
My 27 (twenty seven) shares of MU is doing good.
Does Micronanon piss anyone else off with his shilling? Maybe I need to leave.
>>61674074There's plenty of us, anon.
For me it's swifty.
Wishing all intcels a good day.
>>61673783>We are basically telling the welfare queens of western europe to pay upPay for what? Defense? They were already on the path towards re-militarization. Trade imbalance is meaningless schizo-babble, and most of their stupid welfare schemes were at least partially funded by buying American Debt, which we of course benefit from. What resources exactly is Western Europe sucking-up?>while cozying up to eastern europe.You mean the other half of the EU? The same EU we're getting into a pointless pissing match with? That's how we're going to cozy up to Eastern Europe?
>>61674003how much in your retirement accounts for that to habben
>>61674003Taxable is nice because LCTG is going to cost About half what ordinary income rate will cost. Just keep pumping all your accounts to max level and definitely use a HSA if possible. (I dont qualify for a roth so im maxing an HSA instead)
