late night edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61683396
would be funny if the market opens lower tomorrow after retail chased the taco
>>61684603Alright, fine. I'll go to the range tonight. I'm feeling better anyways
Micron might hit 400 after-hours. Crazy, I should have bought more. Maybe it’s still not too late. What do you guys think? It’s gonna hit 500 by the end of the year?
>>61684603>late nightIt's fucking 5pm retard
if the river was whiskey...........lord I was a diving duck
>>61684613I completely buy into the thesis of "still steam if the PEG is under 1". I think 500 is absolutely doable
Micronchads!
>>61684609I'm betting on the winter storm fucking shit up this weekend. texas got RAPED by snow a few years ago and have done nothing to improve their infrastructure.
>>61684616I'm European
>>61684609>tacoWe are getting exclusive mineral rights to Greenland and some territory will be ceded to us.We won, libtard.
> I'm European
>>61684629>and some territory will be ceded to us.you wish lmao
>>61684628I'm sorry
>>61684629im just saying it would be funny is all, just a little haha you know
>>61684613I think it's a hold for the rest of the year at least. We'll see though. Sandisk is the really crazy one to me (I don't own any shares because I'm a lot less certain about how long it'll keep ripping, but it just keeps going).
>takes a few steps back from his tariffs>continues to call euros a coterie of weaklings and pussies
> futures
>>61684624I'm expecting record high January heat and energy bills for people.
>>61684660MooooooooooThank you for your service
>>61684664he looks 50
>>61684613I'm buying more MUU on the next little dip with my silver gains
any ausbros here? how to decide between selling a stock that pumped immediately vs holding to try to hit the 1 year mark for CGT discount?
Damn, should have bought GDX
>>61684664>looks 17
>>61684603My pussy needs sex
>>61684664Propane is insanely cheap right now. In fact, all hydrocarbons are dirt cheap. I was considering going tomorrow to buy kerosene just so I can use my kerosene heater and save money on heat during this coming cold snap. Unless you're on all electric and lack the cognition to understand the basic principles of fire, your heating bill this winter should be the lowest in years.
>>61684613Once again, with feeling: As long as their earnings are accelerating twice as fast as the price of the stock -- in other words, as long as the PEG remains below .5 -- MU remains a screaming once in a generation buy. Put a 20% trailing stop loss on it for peace of mind, though.
>>61684620Point of order, MUbrother: In order to achieve a PEG of 1, the price per share would have to go up to $850. This is Nvidia all over again, except this time you can't baghold. Gonna hafta sell it all once the DRAM drought breaks and monsoon season comes.
>>61684729I do not see why they can not stock split brother. Alright maybe I should not be so greedy and leave after another 20% in
>>61684613I bought MUU at 65 and sold at 80 like an idiot, then bought back in at 130 and im so fucking glad I did. Its been life altering.
>>61684740I was very fortunate to not get burnt selling at 130 and buying back in at 122. I will not swing this guy again
>futures
>burgers are obsessed with sucking eu dickkys. there's a reason they're nolonger a superpower post ww2.
>>61684738Splits mean nothing in this case, unfortunately. It means you own twice as much stock worth half as much a share you're going to have to unload anyway. Look at what happened in the 90's. They went from under $10 to $90, split... then went back down to under $10 and stayed there for more than a decade.
>>61684773Is today opposite day?
I miss smoking bros. I need an excuse to start smoking again but Donny just cancelled the bay of pigs Greenland edition
>natgasis this.... nickel? is this what happened in nickel? is the OCC gonna be okay?does anybody knowut cudBhappn'
>/biz is telling me MU kept going up after hours, hm; I wonder what SNDK and WDC are doing>go take a look>eyes bug out of headI DID IT /BIZ/I'M A QUARTER-MILLIONAIRETHINGS ARE GOING TO START HAPPENING NOOOOOOWI'd like to thank all the screaming gamers who are still buying delicious RAM and wildly inflated prices. I couldn't have done it without you.
>>61684823Godspeed anon. FUCK gamers!
>>61684823check mram
>>61684833BOIYOIYOING WOA MAM
>>61684833Yup, im glad I let myself get talked into that one.
>>61684833I added it to my watchlist this morning but didn’t buy any…
>>61684833They have a forward PE of 71, which doesn't inspire confidence. I'm strictly a fundamentals guy. But you do you, and if you can make fatter gains than I, I shall rejoice with you.
>>61684823congrats, now get back to work to making $1m
>>61684899
Looking back at todays movements and realised I bought the bottom of all the stocks I bought today during my lunch break (PLTR, RKLB, POET, BKSY, ONDS, PYPL, and PATH, only buying this much because I’ve just started doing this yesterday - will be mainly buying VWRL and gold ETFs from now on)
>>61684926I hope to god you're not day trading, anon.
>>61682665Who makes them?
>>61684966Other robots duh
BOTTOMS IN
>>61684955I’m not. Most of these are punts on cheap stocks that I’ll sell in a year or two with hopefully a bit of profit, PYPL is a fractional share I got when I redeemed a promo code - might just sell it now while it’s green
>>61684966i have no idea but i remember TKR aquiring somebody doing automation and high grade bearings for arm robots
>>61684991Okay good. At risk of sounding like a broken record, pick up some MU and put a trailing stop loss of 20% on it, if you are so inclined and have any funds left over. It is still an excellent value.
Another comfy day holding MRAM and ASYS. I shilled literally two (2) free winners. Feel free to share your alpha anytime or just keep seething about the greatest president closing better trade deals everyday.
Short MSFT.
>>61684664He looks like he is 45, pretending to be a teenager from 1993
>>61684980>tfw you realize the girugamesh guy has a Chadesque jaw structure This is what millennial dorks looked like. Zoomers have no chance.
>>61684609would be funny if you, a gay man stopped sucking cock
>>61684618I'd swim to bottom and drink all up
>>61685047Micron, Sandisk, and Western Digital. Those are my holy short-term trinity for now.
>>61684664Went to his ig and he is literally posting that same shit rn lmao
>>61684698lmk
>>61684664goddamn he looks youthful.
Should I buy western digital at this price or will it dip again do you think. I passed at 187 and feel stupid
>>61685024Micron was on my radar so it’s good to hear a second opinion on that, I do also have plenty of funds left (have had my savings from wages and an out of court settlement wasting away in a low yield savings account for way too long, finally doing something about it now)
>>61685079I've never seen such a young man :O
>>61685079lmao
>>61684664Fuck off with this pedo shit. MODS.
>>61684991>>61685024Micronanon is now samefagging
>>61685047In fact since I am so generous I will give you one (1) more free winner. Ironmountain ticker:IRM is a strong buy. I do significant business with them and they are growing like crazy. The stock will easily 3x this year.
I have to fart wet sloppy sharts so niggers can leave the gym
>>61685265Thats kind of gross. Do you live around lots of naggers?
I’m new to this, why are prices of US stocks still moving after the market closed?
>>61685272Yes
>>61685229Nope. You got anything better to share?
>>61685050Do it. I dare you
>>61685302Because if you're rich you can bamboozle retail traders by fucking things up diring off hours. Only if you're rich though.
>>61685302it's the pre-pre-premarket, which is post pre-pre-pre-premarket and prior to the pre-premarket. you'll get the hang of it.
So have USA figured out how to not get their bond market ripped by the Japanese? I have a feeling that's why Trump decided tobroll over today. But it's not over. What will they do? Lower tariffs for japan? Replace Powell and cut their own interes rate?Start a war?
>>61685314That doesn’t mean anything you stupid nufaggot, there’s IDs on this board and you can just use two browsers and wifi/mobile
>>61685336Shitpost angrily on notTwitter
>ASTSi shorded>>61685265you sharted? so niggers can leave? why is what's going on in your pants that's keeping them there?
>>61684603 I’ve never lusted for a woman so much, can you guys stop posting coomer bait in the OP of /smg/, thanks
>>61684823I'm such a retard. I tried using Gemini AI to tell me when to buy and sell and it told me to sell MU yesterday at 361 and I only made $60 profit. I had about $5000 in MU I bought last Friday.
>RRSP account has a SLV position up 230% or 280%>but it's like $200>TFSA account has various things up "only" 20-80%, 5 figuresI set some trailing stops at 1.5x weekly ATR on everything, which is pretty generous. Just gotta wait for shit to keep trending.Also I have some surgery on Friday to correct a fistula from Crohn's. 2025 has been a fucking grind. Looking forward to feeling normal again.
At this point everything politically is just to pump and dump markets of all kinds, commodities, stocks, bonds. What's with the good ol time like Molotiv-Ribbentropp when you just meet in private and talk things out instead of just tweeting out stuff. Everybody is just embarassing themselves.
>>61685326Lol, you can do this with most brokerages. I use fidelity and I After hours and premarket trade from time to time. You can only do limit orders.
>>61685419Dis nigga got cucked by google
>>61685445Ah yes, the ole Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact, that takes me back. When men were men!
Oooooo MUUgods>>61684823Based, congrats anon
>>61684823Someone give this guy a 4x
>>61684823>>61685492all in oil futes over the weekend
>>61684823TAKE PROFITS, ANON
>>61685419Then get back in. There's plenty of time.
>>61685419based poor person.
>WORKDAY HIRING SOFTWARE REJECTED 1.1 BILLION RESUMES>You don’t have a job because Workday AI resume filter is trained by jeets to block white male applicants.> In filings, Workday represented that “1.1 billion applications were rejected” using its software tools during the relevant period, and so the collective could potentially include “hundreds of millions” of members.>https://www.proskauer.com/blog/ai-bias-lawsuit-against-workday-reaches-next-stage-as-court-grants-conditional-certification-of-adea-claim>https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/USCOURTS-cand-3_23-cv-00770/pdf/USCOURTS-cand-3_23-cv-00770-1.pdfSo how do I profit from what could potentially be the biggest corruption scandal case since the Somali daycares?
Kek there are people ITT who thought AI was a bubble. What absolute retards.
>PE of 904
>>61685595can you name this company so that I may purchase it's shares from the stock exchange?
>>61685586long PLTR
>>61685595QE is on, rates are falling. PE is outdated.
>>61685586Put an indian name on it, see if it slips past the filter
>>61685587It's not?
>>61685609No, you're supposed to use a fake name
>>61685609I've done this but just said I was trans in my cover letter and applied to the same jobs at the same time. trans resume got 7/10 follow ups real one got 0/10. no difference in resume, cover letter I just added "as a trans woman". those 4 words is all you need.
Tomorrow, a new day...filled with new opportunity. A chance to learn, and to grow.
>buys chip and memory stocks>winsdamn it do be that easy
>"b-b-but the PEEE EEEE ratio"intels PE is like 4500 and it was up 11% today. PE is, quite frankly, not the problem of the investor
>>61685630yep =)
>>61685665>intcstill not buying
everything is sh_t
why are we dumping again
>>61685607A fool says in his heart 'PE does not matter.'
>>61685419Retard
>>61685586Most job ads are fake, designed to give the false impression there is no one qualified to fill the postions so they need to import more jeets. There are vids about this on the webs for a long timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbFEgFajGU
how are people hedging for when the market eventually collapses? Or will we all be driving lambos in a few years?
Is investing by just buying a few different ETF stocks a valid strategy, and keep buying them until its retirement time?
>>61685733it depends
>Futures>https://x.com/SaraGonzalesTX/status/2014005291415695508Markets going from red to green within 24 hours is some clown world hilarity
>>61685252your work has not gone unnoticed
>>61685733Depending on the etfs, yeah. You can set aside some money for stock picking & gambling to keep things interesting.
>>61685733Pick low‑cost, broad ETFs (expense ratios matter over decades). Automate contributions monthly or per paycheck to enforce discipline and capture market dips. Rebalance when allocations drift beyond a tolerance (e.g., 5–10%) or on a schedule; this preserves your intended risk profile.
>>61685726I have a house and a bit of monopoly money for when everyone figures out corporations are a scam and the stock market collapses in 2 weeks.
What do you even call this hebraic nonsense of a chart kek
>>61685778Ancient Tariffsian
>>61685743>>61685747How should I pick them?I was looking at a few that just do the us stock market, some international ones that do the top 100 companies. I also see some gold mining one has massively leaped this year. Im looking long term, my savings only gives me 4% interest, so I was looking at the 10 year performance of these funds
dividends are such a fucking meme>want to have enough money every month to comfortably pay your electric bill? just own a six figure folio
>>61685805>he doesn't have a 6 fig folio>he thinks the divvies are for paying monthly billskek
>>61685805The SCHD baggies here are literally dreaming of slowly acquiring 1 million dollars worth of shares over 20 years so that in 2046 they'll be able to have the "income" of a taco bell manager in 2026.
Best Canadian stock to buy and hold for the next 10yrs?
>>61685805*crack*'Ate Growth Stocks'Ate Unrealized Gains'Ate LeverageLuv' Me 4% divvies*stock craters by 10%*They don't make 'em like they used to*sips*
>>61685817HOLY SHIT
>OpenAI seeking investments from Middle East sovereign wealth funds for multibillion-dollar roundIt's actually over for them. They are now begging the Sheikhs.
>>61685252>I will give you one (1) more free winner.Are you the one who said by AES now, don't ask questions just buy it?
>>61685833It's a match made in heaven. OpenAI loses money and the Saudis love losing money!
>>61685818SU
>>61685842Cheers bro.will look into it.
what do you call this type of chart?
>>61685805>high dividends are great for free money to invest in new companies like NBIS, PLTR, ASTS, RKLB so you can easily 10x you investment
>>616858501. The "Gap Down" & Long Red Candle (The Current Move)The most striking feature is the massive drop on the far right, where the price "gaps" from around $45 down to $22.40. What it means: A "Gap Down" occurs when the price opens much lower than it closed the day before, usually due to major news while the market was closed. Context: For KOLD, which moves opposite to natural gas, this indicates a massive spike in natural gas prices. This specifically aligns with the "Polar Vortex" cold snap hitting the U.S. in mid-January 2026, which sent heating demand (and gas prices) soaring.2. The "Shooting Star" (Early January Peak)Look at the very top peak near $49.00 in early January. You’ll see a candle with a very long "wick" sticking out of the top and a small body at the bottom. What it means: This is a Shooting Star. It shows that buyers tried to push the price even higher, but were aggressively rejected by sellers before the day ended. Technical Signal: This is a classic bearish reversal signal. It warned that the upward momentum was exhausted, which led to the crash we see now.3. The "Hammer" (Mid-December Reversal)If you look back to mid-December, there is a candle with a long "wick" pointing down and a small green body at the top. What it means: This is a Hammer. It indicates that sellers tried to drive the price down, but buyers stepped in forcefully to push it back up. Technical Signal: This marked the "floor" in December and was the starting point for the rally that eventually took the price up toward $50
>>61685859kill yourself
>>61685864no u
IVVSPY
>>61685868rude
>>61685859do people actually use technical analysis? at least astrology and tarot cards gets bitches wet.
>>61685886tell it to the guy asking the mundane questions to try to prove his point. i was answering him ironically to show him he ought to google but you idiots never seem to get the point
>>61685859KEK
>>61685889my guy, professional investors use it and you sound like an uneducated fagget. go convince your buddies at the pub or w/e you know what youre talking about, not me (ive read enough to know better)
>>61685817>>61685828You lost and schd is up bigly
>>61685850the bagholder
>>61685890I just don't want AIshit polluting my /smg/, even if it is ironic
>>61685899oh but "BANG BANG BANG COM ON LETS MAKE SOME FOOKIN GAINS"followed by 15+ "Based" posts is perfectly fine.
today i boughted three (3) shares of schd at 28.98
>>61685902Yes, that's correct. I'm glad you understand.
>>61685905
>OPENAI IS FALLING APART IN REAL TIMEI've watched companies implode for decades.This one has all the warning signs.OpenAI declared "Code Red" in December.Altman sent an internal memo telling employees to drop everything because Google's Gemini 3 is eating their lunch. Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff publicly ditched ChatGPT for Gemini after using it for two hours.ChatGPT traffic fell in November. Second month-over-month decline of 2025. Meanwhile Gemini jumped to 650 million monthly active users.The company that was supposed to build AGI can't keep its chatbot competitive.But the real story is the money...OpenAI lost $12 BILLION in a single quarter according to Microsoft's own fiscal disclosures.Deutsche Bank estimates $143 billion in cumulative negative cash flow before the company turns profitable. Their analysts put it bluntly: "No startup in history has operated with losses on anything approaching this scale."They're burning $15 million per day on Sora alone. $5 billion annually to generate copyright-infringing memes. Even Sora's lead engineer admitted the "economics are currently completely unsustainable."Here's the big math problem nobody wants to discuss:It's going to cost 5x the energy and money to make these models 2x better.The low-hanging fruit is gone.Every incremental improvement now requires exponentially more compute, more data centers, more power. Reports suggest OpenAI's large training runs in 2025 failed to produce models better than prior versions.GPT-5 launched to widespread disappointment. Users called it "underwhelming" and "horrible." OpenAI had to restore GPT-4o within 24 hours because users preferred the old model.Altman had promised GPT-5 would make GPT-4 feel "mildly embarrassing." Instead, users complained it was worse at basic math and geography.
>>61685923They've released GPT-5.1, GPT-5.2 since. Same complaints each time: too corporate, too safe, robotic, boring.The talent exodus makes this even worse:CTO Mira Murati. Gone.Chief Research Officer Bob McGrew. Gone.Chief Scientist Ilya Sutskever. Gone.President Greg Brockman. Gone.Half the AI safety team departed. Multiple executives reportedly cited "psychological abuse" under Altman's leadership.And now Elon Musk is suing for up to $134 billion.A federal judge just ruled the case goes to jury trial in April. There's "plenty of evidence" that OpenAI's leaders promised to maintain the nonprofit structure that Musk funded.Musk provided $38 million in early funding based on those assurances. Now he wants his share of the $500 billion valuation.OpenAI called it "harassment." But the judge disagreed.Here's what I think happens next:The AI hype cycle is peaking.The diminishing returns are becoming impossible to hide.Competitors are catching up. The lawsuits are piling up.OpenAI needs to generate $200 billion in annual revenue by 2030 to justify their projections. That's 15x growth in five years while costs keep exploding.Even Sam Altman admitted investors are "overexcited" about AI. His exact words: "Someone is going to lose a phenomenal amount of money."If I were running an AI startup with good traction right now, I'd be looking for an exit. Sell into the hype before the music stops.My positioning:If you're exposed to the Magnificent 7 through AI infrastructure bets, consider trimming. The gap between promised revolution and delivered reality has never been wider.The smart money is rotating into sectors where valuations actually reflect fundamentals.Small and mid-caps are trading near decade lows relative to Big Tech while earnings growth is only marginally lower.Markets can price risk. But they can't price chaos.And OpenAI is chaos dressed up in a $500 billion valuation.
>>61685902Thats right, nigger
wtf is going on in this thread
>>61685923>>61685926Did you copy paste this from a fucking linkedin post? Didnt read by the way
>>61685926https://www.gillmeister-software.com/online-tools/text/remove-line-breaks.aspxidiot
>>61685926>>61685923That's by George Noble btw, he wrote it like that in 1 tweet. Sorry
>>61685859Thank you gemeni, very vool
>>61685850
So market is finished reacting to that UUUU acquisition they didn't like right? Can we resume pumping now plsbtw how's winter treating you anons?
HOLY SHIT, Altman is like /bizGuy asks>How are you doing 1.4trillion spending commitments with 12b revenue?>First of all (while looking up like picrel): we're doing well more revenue than that>second of all:Brad, if you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyer>guy laughs>you know people are, I think there's a lot of people who would love to buy OpenAI sharesIt's the literal>Post your portfolio>I'm up xx% instead of arguing the point
>>61684629>to usYou mean, our overlords, mortages and everything else will keep being out of reach for us, the eternal ngmi.
>>61685392shorting ASTS is a retard move unless you did it yesterday
>>61685933>wtf is going on in this threadhold still......
>>61685964>second of all:Brad, if you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyerIt was a panicked answer, they are no where close to being able to pull this off. Notice how Sam Fakeman did not offer to buy his shares himself, because he knows its bs
BIDU
Nintendo still going down only emphasis how fucking fucktarded the current market is. Buying more.
Anyone make money on IBRX? I'm wondering if I sold too early
>>61685991>Buying morefucktard
>>61685964openAI is being setup as the scapegoat for the incoming pullback and sam altman will be sacrificed on the altar to appease the market. In a few years AI will still be valuable and profitable, just at a much smaller scale.
>>61685991Oh man how could Nintendo be going down? The Switch 2 hardware is pretty great, if you can just look past the battery that's smaller than the average phone, display that's about as fast as first consumer LCD monitors, joycons that still use pots instead of any more modern and less drift prone sticks, VRR not functioning for docked play, 5 years old SoC and process node that is worse than 300 dollar phones. Outside of these small things it's great. I think Nintendo is just one game game away from being on the up and up! Surely kids will stop playing Fortnite and Roblox on their (more powerful) iPads once Nintendo brings the heat and won't be stuck just catering to an increasingly small number of failure-to-launch millennials that still play Pokemon!
>>61686047>>61685996Thanks, this is the best /smg/ recommendation I could ever hope for. Much like last month. I love coming here and do the opposite of what I'm told. Always paid a lot.Buying.
>>61684664>>61685079Wow! Ive never seen such a young man.
TACO trade, undefeated.
>>61686061Professional analysts generally view Nintendo as a "Buy the Dip" opportunity for patient, long-term investors who believe in the power of Mario and Zelda. However, for short-term traders, many experts recommend caution or a "Hold" strategy until Nintendo provides more clarity on how it will handle rising manufacturing costs in its next earnings report (expected early February 2026).
>>61686047How do you feel about Sony considering that they are selling their core businesses to the chinese?
>switch 2 released in 2025>nintendo posted a negative free cash flow in that same year (for the first time in over 10 years)
My boy silver going strong where others fall <3>>61685676Munch museum in Oslo?
OK, what he fuck is going on with metals? 175% return in the last year? normally is barely moves!
>>61686061If you're loading up on shit consider also getting some Ubisoft ADRs and some Beyond meat shit too.>>61686088I think Sony has some amazing things coming down the pipe.
>>61686097>SonyYou mean TCL? Give some examples.
>>61686090you are in the Munch Room (formerly Room 24) of the National Gallery (Nasjonalgalleriet) in Oslo, Norway.This specific gallery is one of the most iconic exhibition spaces in the world, famously known for its deep red walls and for housing the primary collection of works by Edvard Munch.
>>61686104The Sony Buddy is going to revolutionize gaming and television and film watching.
>>61686094zoom out.
>>61686108So they are keeping products that are destined to fail under the old logo? That's amazing.
>>61686114Calm down tendie, I hate all JAPANESE "tech" companies. Its just a joke.
>>61686082>ywn have a 50 year old asian woman jiggle your belly fatwhy even live bros
>>61685902you have to go back
>>61686133Just go to a massage parlor
>>61686141>Basedessentially slave speak for the uneducated. you have to go back, to africa
>>61686143i'm just not fat
>>61685923Funny because I just switched got for Gemini the other day because I'm tired of gpt censoring answers that are even slightly controversial subject matter
>>61686132Just being curious about the next big thing. It's obviously made in china, that's all.
cuckold faggots
>>61686149Same. Wish I could've been a bubbly boy during the Japanese bubble years. But that dreams been dead for like 3 decades now.>>61686157There is no next "big thing" for Sony or Nintendo. I was joking with you. They're dieing companies in a dieing country. The Chinese do almost everything better at this point. I'd say they still at least have better real cars (EV shit doesn't count), but I got a 2026 brand new Subaru Outback (made in Japan) as a loaner car and the sensors broke in less than 48 hours and the driving experience was dogshit. Worst car I've ever had the misfortune of driving.
>>61686172>They're dieing companies in a dieing country.I just told you they are already dead as their core businesses were sold to TCL (chinese) and only the brand remains. You are stuck in the past. Get over it and show me the money.
>>61686179You're either an ESL or a bot that can't read.
>>61686185Well i cannot prove that i am a human so you must be right. I invested into TCL 10 years ago when no one knew their name and made a fortune. I just don't care about dead japanese shit. I just want to know how to grow more.
>>61685964>markets can't price chaosBut it can. That's literally what risk is. VIX exists, treasuries exist. ATR measurements exist. Look at what categories are growing or shrinking
>>61685923>>61685926I just want a local copy of GPT-4 or GPT-5 to talk with and curate my life, helping me avoid bad decisions and acting as a rubber duck
>>61686196>I just want to know how to grow more.lift big eat big sleep big somple as
>>61686231You guys are useless.
>>61686210before computers/AI, boomers had magic 8 balls. they worked pretty well for SpongeBob and Patrick at least.
>>61686238deliberately sowy you need our stock picks if you already made a fortune?just invest in minors, space, and memory anyway
>>61686255You are so stuck in the past it's not even funny. >minors, space, and memoryEveryone is doing this and i'm tired of pretending that it isn't boring.
>>61686231
>>61686263o well invest in teleporters then if you want future tech
>>61686238>You guys are uselessAnd you're Chinese.
>>61686263invest for money, not excitement
>>61686268https://www.space.com/stephen-king-the-jaunt-teleportation-tv-series>>61686269Unprofitable.>>61686272Boring.
>>61686269racism is just astrology for men
>>61686210Until I can fuck the AI, this is all foreplay and none of it matters
The only thing that really excites me is a good product.
>>61686109yeah, that's my point. wtf
the only thing that really excites me is ....well....lets just say not a whole lot excites me.
>>61686293what like oreos?>>61686305you sick fuck
>>61686266>WAP WAAP>WAP WAAP>WAP WAAP>>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61685964What the fuck do you expect from a gay power bottom?All they're good for is being cum dumps, much like our slutty smooth anus'd treasury secretary. The more zesty the economy is, the more the creampie leaking out is frothy. That's just basic economics.
>>61686311>A good product is defined by its ability to fulfill a specific user need effectively while balancing functional, emotional, and business requirements. Yeah. Kind of.
gay couples have a $300k median household income, outperforming even the Jews.
i think I'm just going to invest in the NASDAQ over the next 20 yearsshould i also include the S&P? what about an international fund?not looking for short term gains, looking for 20+ year growth
>>61686348You're just now gonna invest? Near ATH? F.uck off baggie we're full.
>>61686342>meet gay couple>white guy with tiny Asian third worlder>white guy is teacher on 120k a year +summer camps he manages for extra money>asian guy is a fucking lawyer on 300k a year>meet lesbian couple>white and asian woman, both westerners>white woman works at McDonnalds>Asian woman works at a bar
>>61685833AI crash by March/April
>>61685577Kek he looks like a transient
>>61686351it's almost always an all time high, the last time the market wasn't hitting new highs was in 1932the last time there wasn't a record close was 2012, that was because of the 2008 crash
>>61686354being gay sounds like the best relationship style except for the whole having sex with a dude part
>>61686365The last time we didnt hit a record close was yesterday you fucking dunce. Learn to articulate
>>61686366technically, every time you jerk off you're having sex with a man, a man is touching your wiener, and he is making you cum
>>61686361two more months?
>>61686366We need to find a way to make femboys real.
thinking about the folio
>>61686399and on top of that you're touching a baby's weiner
>>61686410>when i move to asia and now have the biggest dick in town
>want to invoost>already spent all my money invoostingFeels bad
Silvoids, did I save your bull run or nuke it?I can't even tell anymore kek
wait one month then zoom out on the bitcoin 5-year chart.
Why is it light green. Futures should be dark green we just survived a mini libration day
>>61686399>>61686413die tranny
>>61686406>tfw you check your folio several times a day as if looking at the numbers would somehow make them go up
>>61686425Yeah sorry I'm long some /ES
AAPL.
>>61686406tfw read notes from underground followed shortly by no longer human in my early days
>>61686399brojobs aren't gay as long as you say no homo
>>61686420you saved it thank you and good night i love you
>>61686443not interested. I will say, SSDs are about to be eaten next. get ready.
>>61686451WD?I didn't fomo into MU and won't, but god damn it refuses to stop.
>>61686446it was over from the start, always has been
>>61686449No problem bro. I'm not even against silver, these were just super cheap lotto tickets. Genuine respect for the Schizo's that just kept stacking since covid, you were right and completely mogged crypto baggies. Its GME levels of autistic bagholding except this turned out to actually be profitable kek
>>61686454>WDDon't know. still looking into it. >I didn't fomo into MU and won't, but god damn it refuses to stop.feel kind of blind sided by RAM shortage. I was geeky about PC hardware 5-6 years ago. Kind of insane to think about. the next logical computer component is storage, which would be SSDs. There is a back log of ram and GPUs, once that hits the server racks theyre gonna need room for all the data. The current data volume bottleneck is ram, I see SSDs next. But this isnt private or new information
niggers n jews
scion sisters...
>>61686454>>61686467Doesn't Micron make SSDs? If there is a shortage doesn't that mean MU keeps pumping?
why is fanny up 10% i haven't slept or eaten in 2 days, this volatility is incredible. This is the first time ive felt alive in MONTHS. Realized almost 6% of my entire portfolios worth in gains over just the last two days, up 11% YTD. Puts and calls, up and down. I know this is mostly luck but god damn for once in my miserable baggie life I am finally being a little lucky. But also conviction. I'm going to slow down before I get cocky but wow being right feels so fucking good. I haven't even jerked off since last Friday when the initial dump started.Seeing those puts light up green and the rollercoaster of adrenaline all week removed any thoughts of sex. In that moment when I'm refreshing the bid/ask on options 50 times a second I don't care. Selling the top after buying the bottom genuinely feels better than any kind of sexual pleasure. I'm not a goombling addict I swear kekThankfully my heavy, heavy fanny bags keep me grounded and in the red where I belong.
>>61686470but will they buy PINS or no
>>61686461As a longtime silver schizo I think we may chop around here for a while in a bull pennant before going back up.But my big hope is that silver miners keep running hard in the meantime to catchup.
>>61686461>>61686514I have 220 oz, up 300%. I'd love to see it hit the 100-300 values people are saying, but it lost its upward momentum at 96. Maybe itll break higher but I see a world where it chops and drifts downward to 65-90 by eoy
>>61686514that image fills me with hope
>>61686425Pretty much, getting tired of the orangutans chimp outs, they´re just so pointless and petty. Three more years of this, feels like its already been two already lol.
>>61686530I bought some when it was 64, honestly I'm tempted to just sell it now to make some gains but I fear I won't be able to buy any cheaper in the future
>>61684664DIOS MIO
yanks taking out cuba next
What's the best ETF on the ASX?
can't wait for the bear cope today
>MICRON >PREMARKETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61686617Sure at 400 there's a pretty big sell wall...right?
Uh oh....
Anyone else feeling uneasy with out erratic the stock market is already and we are only in January 2026? Must just be me being schizo, there may be a major market crash happening mid summer.
who is buying all the gold, can't be boomer joe and brownoids lining up outside the pawn shops
>>61686659have you ever heard of a central bank? institutions? chyna?
>>61686671any numbers on this
>>61686675ya google
>>61686652DUMP EET
everything is literally gigapumped, outside these obvious tech plays everyone is talking about, what are the next 5-15x baggers for the year?
>>61686684that's a big number
>>61686691Nuclear energy to power all these datacenters
I am planning on my portfolio, in Australia, 20-25 years long investingIOO, FANG, NDQthoughts?
>>61686698I wanna believe the uuuuuuuu bros so much but big oil and big coal is as big as it could be, what would drive the powers that be to change that stance overnight?I see it in the future, but for this year specifically? idk
>>61686709>what would drive the powers that be to change that stance overnight?Orange man pushing for it.
>>61686500FANNY... FANNY MAY
>bought some SAP yesterday because surely it can't keep dumping>dumps even harderYEEEEEEEEEEEEP
SHITRACLE BLOODY GO UP
>>61686634Why would you think that? Shit, their earnings are still piling up 150% faster than the stock is appreciating.
>>61686759kek it doesnt even look like a good low risk entry what are you thinking
>>61686789Forward p/e is 12? On god?
Why does it seem like only jeets short silver?Chinx are long. Euros are long. America is long. Jeets are short.Why? What causes this? The entire silver pump is just browns handing their money over to rich westerners.
>>61686500Anon I think you should get hooked on poker or blackjack. It's cheaper.Also I'm up 100% for the year and I feel kind of nothing. Vaguely good, of course, but it's just money.
S&P 500
>>61686790good fundamentals, good outlook from experts, dumped pretty hard already from ATH, new numbers next week, looks cheap
>>61686810understandable good luck
>>61686707IBIT.ASX
>>61686707>IOO.4% fee for 100 large cap holdings *pukes*>FANG.35% for the pleasure of getting AI bubble raped, also overlaps some of the heaviest weighted holdings with IOO. >NDQ.48% for the same problems and overlap with IOO and FANGtop 100 companies underperform in the long term because the futures winners are not going to be todays winners. That's why you want to be more diversified and not overly tech and mag 7 heavy. Go for low cost broad market ETF's with fees under .1%, .4% is really pushing it and will add up to a lot of money in the long term.
Hooray, I bought my first shares.I avoided it for so long because all I could find was platforms like Sharesies and Hatch that charge you massive fees, now I'm on IBKR
>>61686798Yep.
>>61686824congrats, wagmi
>>61686824Good, but get some MU too.
>>61686822"Reddit-tier oversimplification"
>>61686850Kek even AI told him to go back
>>61686850Cooked by an LLM :skull:
>>61686852>>61686862>there is no evidence for small cap stocks beating large cap stocks in the last 30 years of data>even if a fun has higher fees, if the return is higher, its worth using that fund>the idea of an AI bubble is an emotional one, with no evidence. He is likely comparing AI to the dotcom bubble, where Amazon lost 90% of its value.
>>61686822>top 100 companies underperform in the long term because the futures winners are not going to be todays winnersThat right there is so dumb that even redditors wouldn't say that.Do you think Microsoft is suddenly going to go insolvent? Almost all the big players are Communications and technology companies, most of them have almost monopolies and it would take decades for a company to displace them. More than likely if that was going to happen the larger company would just eat the smaller company and absorb whatever new technology it has
>>61686889>>61686889>>61686889
>>61686850>using AI to summarize something you cant understand on your own then critiquing that poster after idk what's funnier, your audacity or the irony of your stupidity
>>61686824Why can't you just use Fidelity?
>>61685805guess it has to be me this time......sauce?
