/pmg/ on the right edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61745882
SNDK a bit volatile innit
these days are more fun when the lines goes up
cheap metal
FIRRRST FOR GRRRBehead those who insult IREN
Solded MU today, buying back on a dip. If it doesn't, go on without me. Thanks for the gains MUGODS
ctrl+F "GRRR" "GAMB" "IREN"block all posts by this ID
>>61748133Based
what do I gamble on today for some easy money?
>>61748144GOOG
>>61748144SNDK put
bought some more MU at open, will get more come Monday once some cash settles, im balls deep>>61748133grats on the profit fren
>Kevin Warsh favors tighter monetary policy, higher interest rates, and a smaller Fed balance sheetBased, he wants to fix America's problems (cheap interest rate fueling worthless gambles).
>>61748134;_;IREN is up 50% YTDGRRR is up 20% YTDI'm only trying to help my smiggersGAMB is a blight on my stellar record but it will be redeemed sirs!I am also pasty white British, I literally burn on an overcast Autumn day.
>>61748157I'm waiting about an hour for the typical daily mottom
>>61748155Yeah buy puts now after it's already dumped
>>61748159How long will it take The Orange One to start shittalking the next fed chair he appointed himself? Will he make it a week?
>>61748144buy limit order on a silver miner call 20% below the bid and if it hits sell limit 20% above the ask
>>61748167A 600 SNDK p 0DTE will print. screencap this.
>>61748144Long IRENShort Silver the dead cat bounce is about to drop
IWM just bleeding out every day and im left holding the bag again
I guess I'm buying some PPLT and PALL. Maybe MU if it goes down more. This dump is fake and gay.
>>61748174Maybe so but you should've bought it at open thoughbeit
ok PINS frens pretty sure by now we will never make money on this stockBUT it is arguably the most woke company in the stock market according to it's CEO (they have more women working then men) with lots of diversity and good feelings so be rest assuredour money is making the world a better place
>>61748144NVDA 190P 2/2
Held the contract for too long, am being delivered 20 000 pounds of lean hogs.
>>61748182He didnt ask at open, he asked now.
>MU pre-pump already wiped outThis semen slurping market ain't for me.
just bought 15 more micronpenis computer
>>61748183imagine being so obsessed with mid white girls you invest in PINS. Truly turkish behavior
I finally get it! Just like having a minor is a permanent stain on your criminal record, having a miner is a permanent stain on your portfolio. In fact, it's probably entrapment; all those posts about miner gains were fake, and the miner top is whenever you fucking fomo in. Now that I understand this, I can be at peace on top of my heavy, heavy bags.
>>61748207I got made fun of for selling my SLV and HL a lil too early
>>61748197I just give my money to wallstreet volunarily because I am such a good person and I want to make america great again. Also some of it I count as late holocaust reparations
Anyone waiting for a crash? Everything has already pumped hardSanDisk 13x in 6 monthsCan't be buying time right?
>>61748218Iran will be bombed into oblivion this weekend, will retaliate with strikes on Israel/US carriers.That might be bearish, oil should spike, who fucking knows anymore.BUY GRRR
>>61748216i did not know Turks were involved in persecuting jews
>>61748133I paused my MU selling. I think I'll start again in February.
>>61748230What about possible government shutdown... possible scotus tarrifs overturn order ?
FUCK IT IM BUYING GLD CALLSim guessing this dump is them already pricing in the fed chair
>>61748230Iran shit is the easiest trade.
>>61748247Same
>>61748233me neither but 1492 and during the armerian genocide 1915 wich was interestingly against jews aswell
im buying SLV if it hits any of its moving averages
>>61748233oh no not 1492 I slopped that wrong
I added to my SLV shortsgood luck to everyone
>TSLA +4%
>>617482331492 was the exception.. who the fuck starts an essay with the exception. I'm gonna have this AI now do some dull tasks as punishment
>CEO of Gamestop announces he will be trying to buy a company and merge it with GMEholy shit this might be the first not retarded move they've decided to do with the billion in cash they have
>>61748242I think its not just possible its confirmed, last time the market rallied for 3 weeks until it became clear that monthly paycheques were being effected then it sharply tanked.Who knows if it'll be the same as last time, like Wiley Cayote running off a cliff and gaining air for a few delusional steps only for gravity to take hold and sends him plummeting.
>>61748286Bury recently bought GME for a good reasonAny speculations as to which company it might be?
Been posting here on and off for close to 3 years now lads (though I barely posted in the last half year or so) so some of you fags feel like a virtual family to me. Have a small problem me. If things keep going the way they do, my account's worth will hit a million freedom bucks by the time Summer arrives. I only need to hit around 15% in profit. Now the problem is that this way I will become a millionare in my southern yuro shithole before I lose my v-card (lmao). I was thinking about just renting an airbnb in the capital of another cunt for a month, and while I'm there I'd plap a different hooker every single day. So that's like 30-31 girls total. Would go for a lot of different ones. 18-19 yos, some in their 20s, 30s, some 40s milfs, and maybe even an early 50s if they still look good. Obviously would go for whites, blacks, and asians. Maybe even a young twink too just to try it out once.I'm just unsure if I'd regret that for the rest of my life, having fucked hookers that is. At the same time my mental state is getting worse and worse as time goes on, so maybe at least this would give me back my will to live.What would you do, my american brothers?
Why is western digital down over 6%
>>61748306If you're worried about becoming a millionaire too soon, buy some Miners. That should help keep things down for you.
Terrible top signal. >>61746157
>>61748276re fucking tardthis is the bottom
>>61748306have you thought about investing in PINS?
>>61748291>>61748242It's 100% confirmed. Dems are politically fucked right now and their holy hope is riding on the ICE hysteria they churned up.Which is hilrious because once you cut through all the reddit meltdown emotional arguments they are insanely efficient. >>61748303Genuinely no idea. The issue is they are a very niche brick and mortar store. They have literally no moat so ideally they should be trying to create one. Like specializing in international goods and anime shit. Now what could that be? No fucking idea
>>61748324It's so fucking over
Can anyone give earnest advice. I have 20k since December split into KGC, AG, and some other random precious metal things. What should I do. I stared at the hourly charts last night and didn't sleep. Thought all my money was going to evaporate. I'm not kidding when I say how manic this is making me
wtf my best performing company today is fucking "Deckers?"WTF do they even make? Pants?
>>61748230Yawn. Iran won't do shit, and messing with the strait only hurts euros.>>61748242We have the memory of a goldfish. We'll be shutdown for a few months, the markets could go down (then also go up) and eventually Chuck will Cuck and then it's back to business as usual. Nothingburger.
>>61748335Buy more AG. Once all your money evaporates your worries will be gone! Be at peace with your terrible life choices.
2008>boxxy>cheap stocks galore>job market sucks but you can make money literally just making websites >early youtube>you can get an nes plus SNES and 50 games for 20 bucks >high end CRTs were found literally on the side of the road >internet just fast enough for downloading fan subs but thirdies didn't have access yet>porn on your PSP>ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA >buying cheap leveraged etfs would make you a millionaire in less than 8 years but you didn't know it >chatting with hs crush on AOL>death note and emocore visual kei kino galore>nowadays we just call them zesty >could post without a shitty captcha because pajeets were still contained take me back or kill me already
>>61748286he bought bitcoin at the top, rest assured whatever company they buy it will be the most retarded choice. Short it anytime it gets above 30
>>61748333>they are insanely efficient.This is how you know that this poster is some brain rotted Migger idiot. Anyone with a brain knows that the ICE numbers are fake
>tfw bought mu at openingOwari da
>>61748359You always wait for the 9AM bottom anon
>>61748350Meaningful computers were actually unusal and expensive. Stuff like Palm Pilots and the DS cost $200.There were nice things about 2008, the software industry was *way* more sane, but the tech sucked and was crazy expensive.Now software is defective at best and most of the time an outright scam/malware but hardware costs literally nothing.
SCHDThat is all
>>61748350The job market was so bad in 2008 my dad had to go gay4pay to afford the payments on his Miata. Sure stocks were cheap, but no one had money to buy them.
>>61748324there have been a million top signals for a year now that i have personally called. look what happened>>61748306dont degrade your own soul too much by fucking too many loose women. just try picking up actual women first maybe
>>61748240It got dragged up hard by SNDK, so I'd like to see it go down a bit before hopping back in. Would be nice to ride it once more before midterms.
Someone told me to buy ONDS a couple weeks ago at its peak. Luckily I didnt listen to some obese autistic mutt. It tanked
>>61748350you made me emotional
>>61748104Losses no longer matter to me. I will dump more money into things that amuse me.
>>61748329Thank you for your sacrifice
>>61748370I'll keep that in mind for next time. Last time I waited too long and it went up like $30. This shit's streddful.
>>61748242I'm really not that confident in SCOTUS overturning tariffs, they've sided with this admin like 90% of the time. Even if they do, they would only rule against Trump's use of the IEEPA to implement tariffs. He has other ways to put them in place.
>>61748286>>61748303back to your containment bag fags, gme is not allowed in smg. You have a whole general to cry about your missed cost opportunity red as fuck baggots.
>>61748323>If you're worried about becoming a millionaire too soonBruh>>61748330Not really. I shorted PINS back in 2024 around one of their earnings, closed the trade shortly after, and haven't even looked at its price chart since then.
>>61748306I'd recommend going through with your plan, you only live once.I am a nepo millionaire, have had many girlfriends, fwbs and one night stands. I have fucked about a dozen whores in between this, mostly when I was younger but sometimes on a solo trip in a foreign land because why the hell not?The indominable will to survive and thrive will be your best investment, you are likely suffering from loneliness, which can persist even in good company. But added to that are feelings on inferiority from being unable to acquire a partner coupled with the burning sexual frustration of not fucking, both can be temporarily eased with your hookers experiment. You must build on what you learn though, it is the first step in a long journey to becoming a man who can attain a partner, not the final destination of a boy looking for cheap hedonistic thrills.>t. was that boy now becoming that man
>>61748396Fuck I hate phoneposting. Can't wait to get out of work.
The market waited to rocket up until I got in the shower. Every fucking time.
>>61748413Cute
Wow RKT rugged.
>>61748413showering confirmed bullish
>>61748323Kek
>GE Vernova stock hits all-time high at 731.18 USD
>>61748383i am bagholding in my mind a world that doesn't exist anymore
>picked the "dump into SP500" strat for both pension and local Roth-equivalent>USD is down so bad that my returns are only 3% for 2025, using our currencyShould I rotate them to dump into local ETFs and bonds, or is it too late? It feels like SP500 will crab at best, and collapse at worst, even if the USD stops falling, so I see no point in throwing money into this dumpster fire.
>>61748350I thought I'd saved a chart to post, but anyway it showed a timeline of Indian internet saturation and things really started to get shitty in 2010 or so and it's been downhill ever since.
>>61748413I make sure to shower before opening bell for just this reason.
>>61748354buying bitcoin was such an obvious "I have no fucking idea what I'm doing" sign. As if we needed another one after he created an NFT marketplace >>61748358>MIGGER!fuck off you faggot libthey've deported hundreds of thousands so unless you can show me the thousands of people they accidentally deported I don't give a shit>"No you gotta let the illegals stay and fuck up the country because watching them get deported is mean"I do not fucking care. We could go full El Salvador and just round up them all and send them to prison and I wouldn't care. They are removing literally the worst of society. Child molesters, murderers, and rapists. That's who you are protecting by bitching about ICEKindly fucking kill yourself
>want MUU to pamp to up my port>want it to crab so I can wait for my funds to settle to buy moreMan
since march 24, 2025:>SIL: 190%>SILJ: 224%roughly. so what the FUCK is the point of junior miners?
SILVER MINER SCHIZO, SHOW YOURSELF. I KNOW YOU ARE IN HERE.WHY AM I DOWN 10%? YOU PROMISED ME 5-10X
>leafland down bigly now that jpow is gone Lmao
FUCKING sandisk... How? How?!!!
>>61748381>ONDSIt tanked maybe it's time to buy now?What are some good defense stocks...
how smug are the SCHD investors right now
You know who's a fucktard?MEFor buying calls on fucking miners even though I have no idea about this sector and how these stocks behave.My brain is still used to dealing with tech who are all too big to fail megascalers, not tiny boutiques with stock prices like a memecoin.
>>61748439ICE is currently fucking around in MN instead of in Texass where the vast majority of illegals are. They also deported far more people under Obama with less funding and less staff.
>>61748454the one schizo probably have a ai generated pic for this situation
>>61748207This is why you buy VT.VT is the miners. But it is protection from the.VT is MAG7 but it is also the Russell.VT is Growth but it is also Dividend Blue Bloods.VT is International but it is also America.VT is a pat on the back from your dad.VT is the best pie on Thanksgiving.VT is attending a baseball game with nothing better to do.VT is watching the end of the world not happen with your waifu.VT is a little bit of chicken fry and a cold beer on a Friday night.
>>61748467:)
>>61748454>6% up in a yearThat's good?
>>61748467
What the fuck is happening with U
>>61748475For SCHD yes. That's why they must be bullied relentlessly.
>>61748478>BBW up 2000%Bearish for Planet Fitness
>>61748456i dont know shit about miners either and i just bought 100 SILJ. thinking about writing a slightly otm put too. from a pure TA standpoint there had to be some pullback for a climb to continue healthily. like you mentioned though, since i have no fucking idea about this sector, i dont know if it's about to plunge into the earth's crust or keep going
>>61748459except that's fucking wrong you 1 post by this id tard
>>61748485>another fucking Unity controversy about monetization policies
>>61748463which situationpeak smugposting will happen at $30
>>61748495>Unity>CEO is Matthew Brombergkek
>>61748444Because I sold some of my stuff like many others have. At least I didn't sell it all.
>>61748485Stop bringing up gamestop shit
>>61748496
>>61748493Miners will not move upwards until I capitulate.
MU bro what are the upgraded PEGs on M’n’S?
Market is overreacting based off warsh's decade old views. Guranteed that next week or two someone will interview warsh and he'll say that he agrees with the president that lower rates are necessary.
All tech is over bought isn't it?It has to be. They can't just keep getting infinite money and growth... right?
>Don lemon arrested>gained 29% on entire port from SPY 693C 0dte’s (500 contracts)>europe still failing miserably>trump probably won the 2020 election>trump is still my presidentI’d call today a massive win.
>>61748475Heh>>61748486your head bashing will be public and stickied on the biz catalog for all to see
>>61748459>be federal agency with no oversight >commit more policy breaches than any other in history in the span of one month in a single state >give agents 47 days of training because of the president term >routinely have your officers arrested for DUIs and other charges because you had no screening process it's not surprising the agency has piss poor performance. They deport way more in Texas but need to make a big show in MN to own the libs or something. They could have done waaaay better if just offered bait and switch deporting like the Canadians did this year
Boughted some MU
>>61748459They're doing *more* in Texas, the Texans just aren't being retards about it so you're not seeing it in the news.Even California is being less retarded which is impressive.
>>61748444Because the price of silver went down by 20$, rates are the same, there's gonna be a new fed and no one trusts the US.
>unity puts were the play FUCK
>>61748303>Bury recently bought GME for a good reasonjesus that substack really was his last ditch
What are the good ETFs ?
When do I buy TQQQ shares and SOXL calls? Now or end of day?
>>61748496>divviesI want divvies. I want free money so I can neet all day.
>>61748542ARKK and anything Yieldmax
SNXX bros, how we doin? Its not too late for non SNXX holders to join. ALL ABOOOOOOARD!
>>61748494>asking an llmconfirmed retard nigger. we should deport you instead.
>>61748555That's too much for my heart
i havent checked tmf in a few days
>>61748493My hope is there will be more kerfuffle about dedollarization leading to metals rebounding, leading to another top so I can exit this garbage idea.
>>61748557kys retardhttps://spectrumlocalnews.com/tx/south-texas-el-paso/news/2025/11/03/data-shows-1-in-4-immigration-arrests-happen-in-texas
>>61748478VT hold BBW. How else do you think it beats the loses of holding Silver Miners?
>>61748567You and millions of others are having the same fantasy, guess how thats gonna go for ya
>>61748548McDonald's is hiring right now. They start at $15 an hour. To match this in dividend returns would require you to have $750,000 of SCHD which doesn't even include the excellent healthcare plans that McDonald's offers and doesn't offer free double cheeseburger shifters either.
>>61748548>I want divviesMe too...who pays out dividends?
>>61748509>>61748567again, i dont know shit about miners, but i did read that one anon's posts about the elevated price of silver being good for companies that mine silver, and the relative underpricing of companies that mine silver compared to the price of silverbasically silver could "crash" and silver miners still make more money because the price is higher than before. sounds just like oil to meconsequently there is no good DD AGAINST miners except>number too big
ok last one>nice rock
I have $2k to throw in some Jan 2027 calls need some tippy tips on what to buy in on
>>61748593>there is no good DDWhat a coincidence, I also wish I had been Drunk Driving instead of buying miners.
>>61748593Fundamentally the NUMBER IS TOO BIG. If Silver just did a 10:1 split theyd be good, but CEO Shmulie Silverberg says he has no interest in doing this.
>>61748607What kind of leaps do you usually get with $2k?
>>61748609>looks at posts by this IDhow much are you down anon
>>61748617I've bought 3 $30 strike and 2 $20 strike Jan 27 on CDE so far
>>61748593the more expensive silver gets the more difficult it is to mine, it's baked into the hash rate to ensure scarcity and price stability retard
>>61746877>>61746854>>61747667WHAT does it mean?
NTDOY just died. The Switch 2 must explode when it's turned on.
Just got off the phone with my (Jewish) brokerTHE BOTTOM IS INSLURPERSSSSSSTARTYOURSSSSSSLURPIN
my portfolio is so fucking red this year, and it started off so well too.
>>61748650I slurped this morning. Im full.
EPS: >$2.84 vs. $2.67 estimated Revenue: >$143.76 billion vs. $138.48 billion estimatediPhone revenue: >$85.27 billion vs. $78.65 billion estimatedMac revenue: >$8.39 billion vs. $8.95 billion estimated iPad revenue:>$8.60 billion vs. $8.13 billion estimated Wearables, Home, and Accessories revenue: >$11.49 billion vs. $12.04 billion estimated Services revenue: >$30.01 billion vs. $30.07 billion estimatedGross margin: >48.2% vs. 47.5% estimated I wonder if buffet regrets dumping his apple so much
every friday i sell ridiculsously otm 0dte puts that have no chance of hitting, i'm frankly suprised when the order gets filled even. I will take the extra seven dollars though, thank you jews very cool
>>61748650don't yell anon, it's scary
Everything else is cappin senpaitachi but natural gas is absolute bussin on god fr, get your asses into BOIL right now
>>61748636Not even 5 figures yet, I just get a kick out of doomposting over buying at almost the worst possible time. I'm still trapped in the middle of 6 figure hell so it's not the end of the world anyways.
>>61748662>people are still buying appleslop in 2026I'm shorting the US
Are you guys ready for the final stage of the AI bubble?
>>61748666Checked and I'll use my indoor voice pilled
>>61748439>They are removing literally the worst of society.but you're still here
>>61748677Exit liquidity for the promoters.
>people being scared of minersminers' stocks are supposed to grow in value in the next months, not daysit's still too early, you are supposed to buy in days like this one (honestly it would have been better in late 2025) and collect the benefits the next quarter or the following one
>>61748686What?! Speak up when youre talking to me I cant hear you son
>>61748688it's actually wild that every single time someone comes in here bitching about MIGGERS or ICE its always, without fail, their first post>>61748692Yep. There has been no return for any of the venture capitalists that the company is still completely unprofitable. It's going to be a blood path the first week as they take profits
Are people scared to move on the Warsh thing and the possible Iran strike or what? Most of my list is just crabbing.
>>61748688But your fat abuela is not. Interesting.
>>61748708OIL will shit itself if we strike Iran. That feels like what everyone is waiting for. If things dump then insiders know we're going in
>>61748708>iranI'm sitting on 20k I should invest but I'm also waiting for monday to do anything
>>61748700This is why I only sold a little bit and held the rest. Need some of that to pay bills
>>61748722someone fix my retardation if i'm wrong but wouldn't oil prices spiking be great for the energy sector
>>61748648It's because of the newly promoted female president and the tranny stuff, I bet
What's going on with silver? Just checked the market to see if it recovered from yesterday's dump and it's casually down 15% today and nobody seems to care. The /biz/ pink wojak index barely even moved.
>>61748713You think striking iran is going to make gas....cheaper...
>>61748733Nah. All the gaming stocks are dropping. Google made an announcement about some gimmicky VR thing.
>>61748732same thing as silver and mines, dealing with panic is a hassle though
I bought 50k in total of MU, average price of 440. This shit better be the next NVDA.
>>61748736Its probably all the btc maxies wanting to be smug, but not wanting to be reminded they are also down 8% this week.
>>61748736Looks like it will stabilize at $100. Which is fine. I might buy an once or 2 despite buying up years ago.
Bought 10 oz yesterday... just bought 10 more today... yeah I'm just not gonna stop.
>>61748733that and Nintendo in general is bloated as fuck. Mario Kart World, Donkey King Bananza, and Mario Party Jamboree is the weakest possible launch line up for the first six months everKirby's Air Riders is cute but still its another racing game. And I don't even need to talk about the crap that is modern pokemon games>>61748739sorry meant to say the market will shit itself as oil spikes
>>61748754Ah I see what you mean
I'm gonna go eat my breakfast burrito while i take a shit don't let the market dump too hard on this news
>>61748763whats in the burritomine is just refried beans and cheese and chicken with salsa cause I don't trust lettuce
>>61748754Man I remember thinking the Gamecube had a kinda meh launch lineup just because no new Mario game. Crazy to compare then and now.
>>61748763>Burrito for breakfast>Eating while shitting>Not doomwatching the marketsDo Americans really?
>newfags not knowing how to greentext
>>61748722I was dissapointed that some cash didnt settle today, but Im glad it will only happen on Monday, shit might go down over the weekend, wanna see if I can slurp something upcarrier strike group is apparently already in the Indian Ocean as of yesterdaywouldnt be surprised we wake up Sunday morning on some news
If MU is going to hover around 0 the entire day I might just doomp it. I've already made decent profit and I'm too chicken shit about holding it over the weekend.
>>61748771eggs cheese and salsa>>61748780i turn the shower on hot while i shit too just to flex on poors
>>61748763>>61748771I had a bean n' cheese taco with onion for breakfast
Unironically are RDDT calls worth picking up for earnings next week?
>>61748454Not too smug.I don't regret buying some schd, but sp500 I also bought at the same time went higher. I won't sell my schd any time soon, but I don't think I'm going to buy anymore either.
>>61748822Ironically they might be
I KNEELI SQUEALMY LOSSES ARE NOT REALI COPE I MOPESOMEONE HAND ME A ROPEI SMELL LIKE A TRASHBAGI'M DRESSED LIKE A CUMRAGI AM... A SILVERFAG
>>61748830Objectively I literally agree
I'm just glad I stopped being a /thetagang/ imbecile and I don't have to deal with short put margin expansion anymore. Still haven't had a margin call.
>>61748850G F# B, E D G, C B E, A DWHEN I WAS A YOUNG GOYMY FATHER TOOK ME TO THE CITYTO SEE THE STOCK EXCHANGEHE SAID, "SON, WHEN YOU GROW UPWOUDLD YOU BE A SAVIOR OF THE NEETSTHE TRANNIES AND THE PLEBS?"HE SAID WILL YOU BE-HEAD THEM THE JANIIES AND ALL THE LINK BELIEVERSTO JOIN THE SHIB PARADE
>>61748850boomers waggling to the shops to offload their shit in droves
So is the new fed actually going to do what he's known for and give us a crabby market or is he going to suck spray tan cock and reduce rates?
jerome please please jerome save us
>>61748879If he reduces rates we're absolutely fucked as a nation
>>61748894Why
>>61748894It would be really funny though >>61748898Brrr means bad dollar
>>61748879The idea is that given his hawkish reputation he will be more convincing to the other voting members about cutting
>>61748864>short put margin expansionwait waht? teach me from your mistakes anon i've been pigging out selling puts on margin
AAAHH ITS CRASHING TO ZERO WHY DIDN'T I WAIT TO BUY??
>>61748894he won't stop being so scaredhttps://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
>>61748879With Trump seething almost daily about Jerome not lowering rates I can't imagine for the life of me him appointing someone who isn't going to lower rates. What's he gonna do then? Start truthing about how the new fed is also retarded?
>>61748444I also bought the silver miner top, currently on the verge of tears
>>61748104If you fags aren't buying as much TTWO as humanly possible right now, you deserve to fail. Imagine sellkng the greatest entertainment sale of in all of recorded human history.
>>61748230Fitting time to bomb Iran with palantir earnings on Monday.
>>61748444>>61748915hol' up, I thought I was supposed to buy miner calls, are you guys saying I was supposed to sell?
I have a silver stack from 2020 silver squeeze. We never squeezed shit tho, silver went up to $34 at the time. China pumped silver, nice of them, I rode to the top with calls, now I'll ride the dump. I don't like 'silverbugs', 'stackers' or the schizos in pmg. They really thought this time was different. The demand is decreased with a few dollars over $30, this was pure circumstantial luck. Who tf invests in silver, why else would we have detached from the GSR. DUHH
>>61748908If your sold puts starts moving against you, e.g. what was yesterday +200 might today be -300, making it so you portfolio has 500 less NAV to cover your obligations.At the same time, margin requirements on that precise short put also increase because the broker thinks it's now riskier.Double whammy effect.
>>61748912>what's the emperor of chaos gonna do? cause MORE chaos?? pfft get real
>>61748879He has already been supportive of rate cuts in the short term at least. No one can say for certain if he'll be Trump's toady long-term.
WHY DIDN’T I SHORT THIS SHIT I KNEW IT WOULDNT KEEP GOING UP
KOLD just casually down 22%
>>61748912seethe about something else like he always does?
>>61748912>Start truthing about how the new fed is also retarded?I mean yeah I don't really expect the guy who just banned the biggest manufacturers of private jets from being certified to be exactly intelligent.
>>>/pol/527337846raise rates to 6,000,000%
>>61748936that's too complicated to understand i'm just gonna ignore it thanks for trying tho
pls pull up, it hurts.
>>61748967Are you winning yet?
>>61748786I was surprised they didn't have a strike last weekend, now I'm not 100% sure they'll really pull the triggerwe'll see
ZSL bros, how we doin?
Why did ADBE fail when every other ai stock pumped in a year
>>61748984Yes, but I would like to win currently.
>>61748986Calls on zsl are still really cheap, am I missing something?
>>61748987Software dumped on the premise that AI would make it better/cheaper. If you disagree with that buy software
>>61748987Adobe sucks and most mid tier studios aren't using it as much. Trickle up effect. Kind of like how blender ate Autodesk's growth. Canva for graphic designers and Clip Studio Paint are the new A & AA studio norm. >t. drawfag
Silver under 95 now, what a disaster . Why is this even happening
>>61748990then stop bitching and keep winning. MSFT calls look good here
>>61748850>>61748871YOU OUGHTA KNOW TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT TO LET IT GOPUT ON A SHOWI WANNA SEE YOU SELL YOUR PORTFOLIOSO LEAVE GAINS BEHIND CAUSE WEHAVE A NIGHT TO GET THEM AWAYSO COME ON AND BUY BAGS FOR MEAS OUR WEALTH MAKES A GREAT ESCAPESO BABY DON'T WORRYYOU AREN'T THE ONLYRETARD WHO BOUGHT VALEAND NOW YOUR MINERS ARE CRASHING DOWNYOU WON'T BE LONELYMY BAGS ARE LOADEDAND BABY THEY ARE DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOOOWNDOOOWNHARDER THAN THE SPY IS FALLING DOWNPLEASE BUY MY VALEBAGS THEY ARE LONELYAND BABY THE ARE DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNDOOOOWNDOOOOWNJUST LIKE SILVER FALLING DOWN
>>61749006Its being sold to willing buyers at the current fair market price
>>61749006SILVER CATASTROPHICALLY DUMPS TO LEVELS UNSEEN SINCE LESS THAN JUST TWO WEEKS PREVIOUSCEO OF SILVER SEEN FLEEING THE PLANET WITH A HAREM OF FORMERLY WELL TO DO HOUSEWIVES AND THEIR QUESTIONABLY AGED DAUGHTERS
>>61749006>Why is this even happeningDelta-p
Its painful but it was neededMany rattled faces right now in silver, many got bonked on their heads and lost taste for the metals
>>61748987Acrobat is getting eaten alive by DocuSign (which shouldn't even be a public company).The creative suite is being eaten alive by their competitors.I don't even understand how they're going to stick around as a public company with an increasingly shrinking number of professionals using the product. I think they should also go private too. Stop chasing trends and just keep milking their paypiggies.
>>61749006>why yes, I will all in on this chartcome on bro. even if youre bullish, have some restraint
when do i try and catching the falling silver (and miners) knife?
>>61749006makes it cheaper for hostile countries to drain western supplies. simple as.
>>61749035I warned them about the Silver Pump and Dump. My only fear is a big one but retail will probably fill the gap.Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
>>61749044bottom signal
>>61748276oh yeah I'm feeling good
>>61749035it's like the 10/10 Binance-crypto nuke to wipe out leverage absolute jewishness to change behaviours
>>61749060two more weeks
>Silver -20%Lmao.
I'm getting a 96k home equity line of credit today. Silver is the play here for this right?
>>61749060During the 10 year crab channel.
yeah it was probably a bad sign when PMs started moving like shitcoins
>>61749075go all in 02/07 AG 28 C and retire next week
>>61748174
>>61749028so that (((we))) may survive!
NIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ZSL is the easiest 5x I've ever seen in my life
>>61748927Thanks bro, slurped a 2 year LEAP. Fairly uncorrelated to Mag 7/semiconductors stuff is always welcome
Are there no circuit breakers for PMs like if the Nasdaq or S&P500 were to dump 20% in one day and trading gets halted?
>>61749103are da joos and da comex in the room with us?
>Silver pumps hard>miners don't really follow>"it's because it's too early the new silver rate isn't priced into their business yet!!">Silver dumps hard>miners immediately follow
>>61749129AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I PUT MONEY INTO MINORS
>>61749054Next target is the sma 50 I believe
dudes took that>in a gold rush, sell shovels!!boomer meme seriously instead of just buying memory stocks
>>61749119no because equities and bonds are the only serious asset classes
>>61749129Why would American and Canadian miners pop when the price of silver was just a manic purchasing spree in India and China? Arbitrage brought the local price up, but these foreign mania phases never last long enough to drive the producers up with them. When the Chinese and Indian markets open up again they'll panic and the price will drop further, all of this is getting priced in as you watch the price continue to crumble.
>>61749144Im thinking it will bounce off the yearly 20 MA. Not as much as it lost today, but probably back up 15% or so.
>>61749101What's the next Sandisk
>>61749105kek
>>61749129>still holding miners but don't really believe in them anymore>markets up slightly may as well sell everything in slight green>day or two later market dumpssmuglittlegirl.png
>>61749169MRAM
DA COMEX FINGERED MY LONGS
New Epstein files released. Many mentions of Trump... Get ready for a shitfest
>>61749169Books
kek silver is a shitcoin now?
A comex just flew over my house
>>61749191Crypto has been dumping because cryptobros all got out to pile in on silverHere's the result
You guys make people monthly salary, don’t you guys feel bad? I know plenty of people who can’t even invest and live paycheck to paycheck.
>>61749191always has been
MUsisters...
>bought silver calls with what little savings I had on the "dip" yesterday>would've sold for 40% profit but instead had to hold because of daytrading restriction for having under 25kwhoever even came up with the idea of daytrading restrictions should watch out, it's the ONLY fucking reason I lost everything
>>61749166the price of silver could "crash" to still elevated levels, which would be good for miners
>>61749189
>>61749201literally nothing is stopping them from doing the samepeople who live paycheck to paycheck are just retarded with their finances
>>61749201>Dont you think about the people on the other side for your trade?I dont think about them at all.
>>61749201stop it you're making me hard
If Trump attacks this weekend and maybe even Israel strikes Iran’s oil island (Kharg Island), do you think silver will moon on Monday?/
>>61749201>live paycheck to paycheckNot my problem.
>>61749215>Dershowitz
>>61749207At least we aren't western shartital...
>>61749215People always talk about Epstein abusing minors, but no one ever mentions the unspeakable things miners do to our portfolios
>>61749207We have the support. It will be fine
>>61749129i tried to warn the miner fagsbut they didn't listen
>>61749215Is there a SINGULAR bit of proof to any of this
I'm down 3% so far today due to PM exposure, but all my other funds are outperforming their benchmarks. By which I mean losing less. If I hit stop loss then so be it
>>61749215Oh now we're bombing Iran for sure
>>61749237kek
yup its joever againfucking lost my ass on SLV calls from this morning i could have just sold for 300$ but noooo maybe its a fake dip [insert more coping here]now its at fucking 25$ from 160$ and IT JUST FUCKING KEEPS GOING DOWN FOREVERTHE SHIT N PISS AND THE RUSTLER ARE ALSO FUCKING SHITTING NON STOP WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT im just literally gonna stop this garbage i cant fucking make it its just joeverim just gonna slave forever and be a LOSER
>>61749201They've had their entire lives to do something. To hold back spending on garbage and research something better.
>He bought miners
>>61749247if it wasn't true they wouldn't be allowed to publish it you know
>>61749201>peoplePeople don't carry bags Mules do.
>>61749238>>61749238>>61749238
>>61749207everything is in the shitter, id be happy if it stays like this for the day
>>61749262Fuck red days are so much funnier than green days, bless this mess
>>61749201No because I've lost monthly and even yearly salaries just as fast
>gold -9%>still dropping
>>61749237>tfw you found the monkey's paw and wished to be reverse gang raped by minors
>>61749264Only down 11.5k bros, it's ok, I'm just slightly more poor than before.
>>61749262>$300lil gup acting like he lost 100k
>>61749266If it is true then why would they not be arrested>They're too powerfulYes, make it clear that certain people are above the law but coincidentally only when they're in power not a few years ago
>>61749282You cheeky fucking cunt, I'm dying
What’s everyone expecting? I see a retrace to 70ish. Bit of consolidation and reload.
>>61749277my life is a literal fucking tragicomedy or whatever its so fucking ridiculousive almost made it so many fucking times its unreali have so many fucking sold too early medals its joever>>61749294its about percentage you stupid nigger ive lost a fucking 15k and about 10k from what i put in afterwardseven when i win i end up fucking myself over in some fucking waybut i keep putting money ini sold all my spy and iwm calls to buy a single fucking 18$ 90.50 SLV callwhats the most retarded shit i could do today i askedand there it is
>>61749298get better soon anon <3
SOXL calls right the fuck now or right the fuck in the next few hours?
>>61749316>it's about percentages>only states absolutes in his op>calls me retardedok smoothbrain
>>61749316You just admittedly shit the money bed. And you’re calling others a stupid nigger and using brainlet memes? Welcome to Bagville. Population. YOU!
Gold = dumps 9% in a daySafe store of value & safety asset.
>>61749340how bout you absolutely chug on a chode faggot lmao short ur future birthdays NOW>>61749371back to rëddït, you cant even use Bag correctlyseethe about it gurdeep ur brown
I just want to see Bitcoin go to its fundamental value of $0. Is that too much to ask?
>>61748104>only loses 5000Lucky bastard. I'm all in on silver minors.