Harvard University edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/:>>61753270
Knowledge is fundamentally more valuable than material gain because it provides lasting, transferable, and internal value, whereas wealth is temporary and external. Wisdom and understanding allow for navigating life’s challenges, fostering personal growth, and generating new opportunities, serving as a secure foundation that cannot be taken away, unlike financial assets.
>>61756890wow, nice "teach a man to fish"
>>61756884Bought different mining company calls after the dip, it still dipped more, should've just stayed in crypto baka my head
I added DDD as diversification to my schizofolio because we all know that life is just more fun when you are leveraged
>>61756940if I may ask, why did you think it was the actual dip?
oh and I bought SMCI because some anon mentioned it and got no (you) for it so it was not a shill as they like to come in groups and respond to each other
I found that stocks that have not disappointed you before tend to not disappoint you the next time.. we will see how it goes with SMCI
>didn't buyed the dip
>>61757042is the dip already over?
>>61756968>if I may ask, why did you think it was the actual dip?feels bro, I'm something of a vibe investor, silver was at like $70 CDE had dipped 15% or something, BOOM I bought two contracts then it was like SHAZAAM and my premium that I thought looked good got a whole other dollar slashed, its painful bro, not sure if this option thing is for me
Alphabet better have good earnings next week, I have 143k in it in shares and derivatives. Up like 90% or more on it all.Amazon can also start pumping, and Salesforce can stop being a corpse too.I got into META in Monday, made 3.7k, got out in Wednesday. I might jump back in next week if it falls more.What will you spend some of your gains on?Next week I will get jaw implants even though I have an ok jawline but I want model like jawWill get cheek implants and buccal fat removed to look Chad, and deep plane facelift to remove those sagging cheeks I got and nasolabial folds and malar pad line Got a 1k eur discount and now its 14k all combined but now I also saw that hotel/stay/guest house is not included and that I will need to pay 100€ for a one way ticket (day later its 42€ god damn it, but fuck it desu). I hope they dont jew me too much in their guesthouse for 50€ day.
>>61757067Imagine making it so you could bog yourself>NGMIIREN & GRRR!
>working hard learning to daytrade and practicing for 10 years so youre competent and making profitvs.>speculating on random moves in the market (what a majority of you are doing)vs."investing"the solution (for me): invest and learn to trade correctly in the meantime
>>61757042>boughted the dip at 2pm>dipteded even morefugg
>>61757107Or just buy things with some margin of error on the price, nice big moat and nice cashflow and wait a bit.
I AM going to buy IREN and WDC next week and I AM go to lose the last in my female brokers account.
I am going to just wait for MSFT and META to drop a bit and maybe gets some derivatives, open ended, leveraged and then just wait. I am afraid of these things others here suggest.I would even rather get a small exposure to Nintendo than IREN, WDC, GRR and alike.
Oh no NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA
>>61757223>Sorry, but we won't give you the money to buy our stuff anymore, you gotta ask Bezos for 1/2 of that
>>61757223bullish
>>61757223>"privately">there is news about it
>>61757250HE'S NOT EVEN WEARING LEATHER ANYMORE; IT'S OVER
>>61757252Nothing ever stays a secret. How it 99% went:>Scam Altman and Jensen have a talk>yeah no more 100B for you, sorry>Altman does a crisis meeting internally to say they'll have to work with 100B less>Information goes down to the teams that suddenly have to work on a budgetThere, you have it. Multiple ways for this to leak at every level, even when the pajeet coder behing his Jira has 1/10th of the information (hint: it might actually be even worse)
>>61757250imagine being a grown ass man with billions and wearing shoes with a sole that thick. Goofy shit.
Is AISP a meme stock?
>>61757287he's a bit of a goofy guy.
>>61757223jensen probably wanted others to take the plunge with him https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/nvidia-microsoft-amazon-talks-invest-up-60-billion-openai-information-reports-2026-01-29/
>shitcoiners dumped shitcoins to pile into metals, got badly burned, now there is no money to pile back into shitcoins, bitcoin heading below 80k, metals still have further to fall next week, gold target is to settle around 4500lol, lmao
Imagine buying a fucking shitcoin. Why dont you buy ntfs? Or go gamble at the casino, in the end it's the exact same thing.
>>61757223OpenAI is drowning. Looking to drag someone down down with them.
OK objectively speaking who is more pathetic Silver baggies that bought at the top or the one retard bagholding fanny may (me)
>>61757526My silver minor bags got heemed by stop-loss.
I bought 30 shares of microsoft on thursday. What am I in for? Wanted to diversify some more into tech.
>>61757067I didn't know that hardmaxxing was this popular in Europe
I'm thinking of buying my first call option. Hycroft February around the 50 dollar price. Unusual amount of volume, 3x concentrated there.-Sprott has purchased another 200,00 shares over last week. "Several institutional investors and hedge funds have recently made changes to their positions in HYMC. Vanguard Group Inc. raised its position in Hycroft Mining by 150.2% during the fourth quarter. Vanguard Group Inc. now owns 2,835,578 shares of the company's stock valued at $67,402,000 after purchasing an additional 1,702,288 shares in the last quarter. Tidal Investments LLC lifted its stake in shares of Hycroft Mining by 125.3% in the third quarter. Tidal Investments LLC now owns 1,566,287 shares of the company's stock worth $9,711,000 after acquiring an additional 871,030 shares during the period. UBS Group AG boosted its stake in shares of Hycroft Mining by 5.4% in the 4th quarter. UBS Group AG now owns 996,148 shares of the company's stock valued at $23,678,000 after purchasing an additional 51,126 shares during the last quarter. MIRAE ASSET GLOBAL ETFS HOLDINGS Ltd. increased its holdings in Hycroft Mining by 43.8% in the third quarter. MIRAE ASSET GLOBAL ETFS HOLDINGS Ltd. now owns 882,624 shares of the company's stock worth $5,472,000 after purchasing an additional 268,633 shares in the last quarter. Finally, Sprott Inc. increased its stake in Hycroft Mining by 11.7% in the third quarter. Sprott Inc. now owns 816,253 shares of the company's stock valued at $5,061,000 after purchasing an additional 85,490 shares in the last quarter. Institutional investors own 7.38% of the company's stock."
>>61757370no
Explosions in Bandar Abbas confirmed by Reuters. Iran is gonna get PLAPPED so hard, and now harder than ever considering a few adjacent things.
>major bank fails >zero coverage>suddenly there’s a massive story about NVDA meme deal to suck up the public’s attentionI have come to realize the secret to making money is to never read the news anything written by a journalist.
>>61757594I think its just me. All friends that know (4-5 people, brother) think Im nuts because I look ok, fairly masculine, good chin. Along with my year round abs and muscles ill be pretty good if it goes well. Honestly, I got nothing to spend on, I dont need new clothes, I dislike cars and dont need one, hate travel, no addictions, dont even drink coffee, no need for gadgets and buying an apartment is a fucking nightmare I will not go into right now (everything is overpriced shit and if I want to renovate all the good workers are impossible to find).
>>61757813Sir, this is a business board. We talk about jews and memcoins
>>61757865memcoins are as valuable as the participation medal I got for running arround the woods as a child
Threads a lot slower now that silver crash stoped
The game is always the same. I don't work hard enough, I regret it later. I see a stock that will credibly 2x, I pass up on SNDK. Again and again for years and years. Growing my portfolio at the speed of a broad market etf, non-leveraged. I hat emyself.>>61756890>bro you might be a 100k~ net worth schlub but BOOKS and SHIT>hehe bet you didnt' see that coming!
>>61757961/smg/ is always slow as fuck and of a lesser quality on the weekends.
>>61757961You think this is the ned? The ride is just starting.
>>61757813I have to say, you sound a bit overly obsessed, but at the same time, it would also be one of the few things I'd spend money on. This and nice clothes (not necessarily expensive) I was an ex-fatty with some excess skin at the belly, arms etc and face a bit too but that wasn't an issue at 20-33. But with age the skin around the jaw loosens/elasticity weakens, so I don't leave it out of question to not maybe eventually do some kind of surgery to remove skin to stretch it (below the chin or so I think is the scar)I'm not gonna deal with looking 1-2 "points" worse because my parents were not able to tame my food intake as a child leading to this. A bit more skin around the belly also isn't great, but face trumps EVERYTHING.But I guess that wouldn't happen before I turn 40 or 45.
Silver baggies seem to be under the impression that no buyers makes the price go up...
How heavy will pmg s bags going to get
>>61758071You now convinced me to take a look into PMG
>>61758096Its pretty fascinating the lengths of mental gymnastics baggies will go through. Basic trading concepts like poor liquidity, supply:demand, large bid/ask spreads etc are being rationalized in the most retarded ways right now. >muh china price A bid/ask of 85-120 or whatever it currently is fucking disgusting. Something like that would immediately disqualify a stock or investment for me, because it means theres barely any liquidity and you'll get trapped easily. SOXL options are notorious for this. I guess the only thing left to say is kek baggies
>>61757813You're gonna fuck your face up completely and look absolutely blasted by age 40 (if not much sooner).
>>61758137>no shutdown>fed chairman hawkish>no cut in JanuaryThose bags are going to get heavier before they get any lighter. Kek baggies indeed.
textbook kek baggies
>ww3>gold tanks into the abyssit would be so goddamn funny
I can't wait 30 years bros.
>>61758206shoulda bought some stocks anon. how were you gonna sell all those rocks anyway?
>>61758172Why are physical buyers paying 40% premium?>>61758218I bought indexes.
>>61757370If you want autistic bar by bar m5 trading you need Al Brooks. Genuine eye surgeon levels of autism there. Scalping ES with just a 5 minute bar chart and and a 20 EMA, absolute madman. He had to rewrite his own book as it was too autistic for anybody else to understand kek.
>>61758222they're retarded
>>61758172The "Things are only as much worth as somebody is willing to pay for it".
>>61758255Why is the paper price down if people are willing to pay 5.6k for gold? And do pay 5.6k for it?
>>61757655Reminder to stack oil
>>61757111I already miss Jerome
>>61758266Why would you do that when everyone has already moved to electric? All our buses and half our cars are now electric
>>61758265Don't ask me, I'm just here to laugh at baggies
A buddy of mine wingmanned for me last night but the girl came onto him. Stocks for this feel?
Ethnicity? Is he Jewish? kinda looks like something else..?
The UK 1oz gold Krugerrand price is Sell to you = £3,764Buy from you = £3,512Nobody outside Chinese/Hong Kong degenerates is buying gold at 5.6k.
Is it me or AVGO is looking tasty?
>>61758313But they are buying gold right?
>>61757107What's your strategy
>>617583560DTEs
>>61757735what bank?>>61758313they're probably terrified of keeping money in housing. i don't think gold is done but this is about to be one hell of a flushout >>61758320i'm bearish high beta & HYG but this looks like a good way to hedge desu
>>61757813Post your face with censored eyes. I honestly think that you have fallen too deep into the BP rabbit hole
>>61758363With ORB?
>>61757304>Is AISP a meme stock?yes, but you can still make money on it - buy low sell higher, repeat.
>>6175828249 year repeat of yom kippur
>>61757584>What am I in for?
>>61758352The legit UK shops were buying gold last week. Monday will be chaotic, and if they start suffering 'technical difficulties' it's impossible to know if that's real. I have the grand total of one coin and I'm not buying any more so it's just entertainment. I had a feeling we hit the top when I could get £4k for it, and thought about it but the top is always elusive right....I had a few hours to act before it blew out and was busy so...
>>61757598>50 dollar price$50 premium or $50 strike price? If it closes out of the money by a penny you lose. Do you have the direction and timing right? This major pullback Friday wrecked one of my calls that expired yesterday.
>>61758420Damn, just seeing this face makes me hope the new Windows OS will have even more ads. I should be seeing ads even on my sign-in screen, and immediately after signing in I should be prompted by Co-Pilot to click these dozens of ads of products directly suited for me thanks to information scraping. Every new Office program (excel, outlook, even notepad or paint) should be ad-click to open, multiple ads on the window border once opened, and ad-click to close. Rolling LEAP Calls every single year so that Satya and then Sukdeep and then Jagmeet and then Beatmeat will continue growing revenue and increasing EPS with such amazing products.
>>61757961>stoppedoh lord monday shall be hilarious
For me it’s Indian womenGood morning ma’ams
>>61758380metropolitan capital bank. also the chart is MoM house prices
I got an offer from msft hpc team but I'm worried about the jeet ratio, how bad is it really?Currently in hft making 600k+participation but it seems pretty dead end, doesn't scale and I can't list it on my cv (nda)
Balentines is 2 weeks away anon. Which stock are you going to ask to be yours this year?
>>61758463here's what will happen:>there will be a rebound to ~$100 monday morning starting asia time>you will all go nuts and pile in, thinking you're buying cheapsies and calling me jewish for telling you not to>shortly afterwards the price will begin to plummet again with brief periods of relief throughout the week and maybe into next befre the price settles somewhere around $70-90 where it will sit for the rest of timet. i was that guy who told you to get out at 6am on friday morning (uk time) before it dumped 30 minutes later. just saying.
>>61758528>around $70-90I guess I won't be selling my mines afterall
>>61758443Strike, just considering it. $1100 is nothing for me. Just to see how options work. I understand it has to be in the money.
>>61758523None I'm a stone cold stockcel
>>61758523Stocks don't like me. I am like a cuck watching my stocks get railed
>>61758523I think I'll cheat on MU with MSFT a bit. Nothing too crazy. Just the tip. Maybe throw in 2-3 grand and start DCA-ing and ride the wave.
henlo....NIGGER warshi don't trust you NIGGER warshi miss the comfy times of 2008 and watchingded bleach and onegai senseii don't miss the financial NIGGERS like youalso NIGGER powell rolls off the tongue better...nigger powell if ur listending to this come back and ill stop calling you nigger powelli still hate u though
im just not going to buy the AI slop with plenty of great long-term holds out thereI'm just not...thanks tho
>>61758461There's no word for "sorry" in the indian language. The closest they have is forgive me or I made a mistake. You literally cannot say sorry in Hindi. That's why they always use the English word for sorry.
>>61758566why wouldn't you get out at $100 if holding paper silver if you knew it would settle below that?also given the lag between underlying price and mining stock price, by the time the market opens in the us the price will already be ~$60 (there will be low lows before recovering in days time) and you're fucking out. the only reason you'd bag hold this is because you've made it an emotional connection, an extension of your personality, and that's really shitty trading m8.
Europoor here , invested 10000€ ( all my savings) at $117 now im down 6000€ . Silver heemed me so hard that i literaly cried after i realized that i lost 6000€ in one fucking day
>>61758628
>>61758611bare in mind we're discussing what is at best an overabundant industrial feedstock and at worst an overabundant industrial byproduct. copper sure i mean badhold that all you want but silver? because what memes? the fuck is wrong with you all.
>>61758628Damn. Did you cut your losses yet?
>>61758611don't get me wrong, I will sell my paper silver in a heartbeat if it reaches 100mines should have room to grow even at 60 though given some time
>>61758628Damn anon. I know it sucks to hear but getting burned like this is often needed to learn investing. You'll get it back over the years. We have all lost money.
What's happening with bitcoins? I have never touched crypto, so I don't really understand when it dumps or pumps. Did people sell btc to buy silver? Then why is it still getting a beating?
>>61758658>>61758628make a plan to cut your loses with the least pain possible.monday morning when the asian markets open, liquidity will be thin and most of these guys in china especially don't have access to data in the same way we do. the price will push up to around $100 but only briefly. cut your shit then and there. don't get emotional because it will fucking drop like a stone before london but especially ny opens. that's your window to make a shit situation less shit. good luck everyone.
>>61758628take it as paying for an expensive life lessonas a european the smartest way to invest is passive investing at least 90% of your savings imoalso be aware of how taxes work in your country
>>61758628LMAOat least you made me chuckle
>>61758523NIQ and maybe HIMS
79k accepted
>>61758628I refuse to believe anyone is stupid enough to do this. Nobody sees a parabolic chart like silver's and goes all in.
If PM investors want to ruin their sunday, market is open in India tomorrow. You can waste 6 hours watching how PMs behave tomorrow.
>>61758594Ah, but I never left evil apu. I'm still around, though now I'm content to pull everybody's strings from behind the curtain. Did you really believe that it was Trump who selected Warsh for my position? That my power and influence could merely expire like some temporal substance? I can assure you, I am in control of everything, Warsh especially. He shall prove a very... pliable Fed chair.
>>61758733*6.5 hours
>>61758686>so I don't really understand when it dumps or pumpsnobody does
>>61758686maybe those same people lost their money on silver and have none to buy bitcoins
>>61758686epstein files dropped to pressure trump into war with iran
I have decided that OpenAI and SpaceEx are money incinerators, although you can benefit from exposure to things like Microsoft. Personally I think mixrosoft is buy at this price, then we sell off with the OpenAI pump in December or whenever it is, they said q4. For SpaceEx I will gain exposure through either rocket labs or a space etf, rising tides and all. But the only actual IPO I think will be worth buying into is Anthropic. Thoughts?
IT'S OVER FOR TOM LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Crypto baggies fucking died today lmao
BTC doing the thing did something happen
>>61758885OWNER AND CEO OF BITCOIN INDUSTRIES, JOHN BITCOIN, CAUGHT ON HOT MIC SAYING, "WHO THE FUCK BUYS THIS SHIT LMAO," AND "MICHAEL SAYLOR MORE LIKE MICHAEL GAYLORD GOTTEM"MORE ON THIS, AND OUR NEW SEGMENT BOBO'S SHORT SHORTS, RIGHT AFTER THESE MESSAGES
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why do cryptofags lie to themselves that they care about the tech side of it? at least everyone here is honest we only care about the money
>>61756890>bitch idkek
I got about 40k lying around in my savings account besides my emergency fund Talk me out of dumping it all into BIG BEAUTIFUL BOEINGSeems like a reasonable price currently
Bitcoin is getting fucked!
>>61758628I made and lost 30k€ on silber minors in the span of one month. I got out on thursday so I missed the biggest drop. I think of it like: I didn't lose any of "my" money. Just money I made on the markets in a month. I will hopefully learn my lesson and keep it in mind as I continue.
>>61758930DEI negro slop ass company
>>61758920I care about crypto as far as I can use crypto perps to potentially trade real world assets like Gold, SP500 etc at better funding rates. But for that I only need USDC/USDT and some ETH for gas.
>>61757223I'll take 'The Dirty DRAM Deal' for $500, Alex. No way a bunch of hardware engineers could think that was a good idea.
Cool so this drop is crypto-onlyhttps://www.coindesk.com/policy/2026/01/31/u-s-imposes-sanctions-on-crypto-exchanges-tied-to-iran-for-first-time
Buy UNHG
>>61758933>stinkie price high 202016 dollars>stinkie price 202610 dollars6 fucking years of sirgay betray impoverishing neets and jeets for sexless harem but no jail time. Unbelievable.
>>61758930NGL, the 777 is a pretty decent widebody. Thos GE's are nice. I flew on one a few times. Its pretty damn smooth. The Loksneed L1011 is the the best however.
where is all the money going?it's not all going to stocks or bondswhat are they buying
green or red monday?
The market is so broken at every fucking level it's surreal.YES this is even worse than 2000, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. At least 2000 had money allocated in actual telecom assets. Now we have money allocated in fucking buttcoins, aka literal tulips. Not to mention what's happening on stupid ass boomer rocks.Everything is so fucking broken.
>>61759156gold is a bit overvalued but not insanely so, geopolitically the world has been in a shit state ever since 2022 and even worst since trump, makes perfect sense for it to rise over the years.btc is dying again and will drop like a roc when saylor goes bankrupt
>>61758920I did at the start because it seemed interesting. Then I realized no one gives a shit about the tech and just wants quick gains. Trading crypto becomes easier when you realize 99.9999% is useless vaporware
>>61759137They can't even buy gold and silver because of the blowoff top destroying the precious metal industry
So what caused the rocks blowup? Did JPM dump a position or something?
>>61759272dollar stronk
I dont hear anything . Did the music stop?
>>61759272sellhogs outnumber buypigs
>>61759137>where is all the money going?it's fiat currency, as in that money has vaporised. it's gone.
>>61757287>>61757250Imagine not having bodyguards and being out in the open like that
>>61759369Judging by the signs and the fact that there's no black people there I would say that he isn't in Shartmerica.
>>61759350Wouldn't that just mean the value of the USD would spike? It did a little, but not enough to account for how much literally everything else dumped. Through what mechanism were USD actually erased? And even if that can just go poof, actual value still can't, so that must have had somewhere to go.
>>61759272The mere fact we still don't know is worrysome, and means it's not over yet
>>61758222The chink real estate ponzi scheme is collapsing and they're scared and looking for a safe haven that will be worth something, rather than nothing. What you are looking at is weapons-grade fear on an industrial scale.
>>61759189a huge unspoken value underpinning crypto is the internet actually working, and that in the 10s was sort of a given. your decentralised govt free shitcoin isn't much use when the internet gets cut off either due to external actors (cables cut etc) or internal actors (the us govt acquisitions starlink etc).
>>61759369You only need bodyguards in a third world country, just sayin'
theyre gonna do a bailout and stimulus soon
>>61759390>responding to bait
>>61759390>It did a littleyou have no idea how big the dollar is.
>>61759272line go up too fast
>>61759405Regardless, its still a mystery I'd like to get to the bottom of.
>>61759403they fucking better i'm sick of not getting what I voted for. You think I put all this time and effort into debtmaxxing just to have to pay it back??
>>61758320Yes. But not nearly so tasty as Micron.
>>61759390A fed chair term is a long time, this new guy is very pro-strong dollar, traders are forecasting this guy's term and deciding there is less of a need to hedge for a weakening dollar, at a time where rotating out of 'safe-haven' metals was very profitable
>>61758727Fortune favors the bold
You guys think MU can keep going for a year? Would be nice to sell it as a long term gain.
>>61759418Hope you bought credit card company cheapies when this was tweeted
>>61759451Yes I do. Look at the absurdly low PE and PEG. >>61759431 Their revenues have been accelerating twice as fast as the appreciation of the stock, as insane as it's been. That said, when earnings come due in March I will be on thinkorswim with my finger on the trigger. No one can tell how the panicky herd animals will react to epic earnings that aren't as epic as they wanted.
>>61759474Sorry, wrong graphic.
>>61759465i was to busy spending their money on silver and minors
>>61759156buckle up buckaroo, see >>61759403
>>61758930They kill their customers
the carolinas are getting btfo by another blizzard and you're laughing..
>>61758930Sorry, but whenever I book a flight, I make sure it's on a comfy Airbus. I'll let the retards gamble with their life on vibe-jeet-coded flying anvils.
>>61759566STORMSURGE
i have a fair amount of OTM MSTR poots
>>61759474I hope so. With my luck it will start dumping the day before my shares become long term.
>>61759566Pacific Northwest here: Yes I am. One inch of snow and y'all's roads turn into Disney's Niggers On Ice.
>>61758656I didn't cut my losses yet
>>61759610I am optimistic that even if you sell before then, your gains will outstrip your short-term capital gains. I've only been riding the crazy train since November, and even after adding incrementally to my stake I'm up better than 50%.
>/x/ in the Epstein files>moot in them tooUh guys?
>>61758690I can sell at premarket next monday. That's my only chance , i can't take it anymore. I gotta let it go or i will lose it all
>>61759646bro epstein was cool as fuck. it was just 17yo whores, libtard.
>>61756884Ok so it really was a liquidity crisis problem on friday as stock market was doing badly.
>>61759681It's more impressive how many people knew this dude. I'm pretty sure I'll find out my accountant knew him or something at this rate
>>61759696It's a big club.....
>>61759646this shit is utterly ridiculous tabloid gossip. How can anyone believe this? Literally nigerian prince tier emails
Wow this is awesome it’s now almost at liquidation level for MSTR, if 74k hits it might red candle like 50k down in an hour.
Given how Elon is randomly flip flopping on SpaceX IPO I think we are about to witness an omega level dump on TSLA investors.>he is memeing about space data centersBiblical level shitting here. Lot of money to be made until the IPO but we are definitely going to get a /SXG/ epic baggie general to go with /GME/>>61758913His average is like 75k right? He is a loot pinata boomer retard. Bitcoin Maxipads were always retards treating him like a god.>>61759646Elon was too much of an annoying faggot for Epstein. Our guy /moot/ was too much of an autistic retard.BASED
>>61759717And Elon got rejected
>>61759738He's very sensitive anonhttps://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%2010/EFTA01990136.pdf
Boy. I sure am glad the stock market closes during the weekend. Imagine sweating investments while trying to kick back and relax.
>>61759755deal with this
>>61759795>be gentileget the fuck outta here
>>61759841there's so many spelling mistakes in those files that i can't decide if that's on purpose or not
>>61758727>>61759445>>61759604Feeling pretty smug about about all of my bitcoin shorts I've been positioning to since November. Especially my deep OTM MSTR puts. Can't wait to see Monday come.>>61759566I hope the roads aren't that bad. I want to go to the gym later. May need to borrow my dad's truck.>>61759627I did two full 360s driving home this past Monday night and almost wound up in a ditch. We are not use to this ICE.
My miners have been treating me well
I'm so cold
Cash gang
>>61759633Look man, listen to >>61758690Its not game over. Im also a Europoor, just put 20k into my brokerage which is 2/3 of my cash right now to buy stocks.I wanted to buy a car but just couldnt handle the thought of putting so much money into a depreciable asset.Dont let this make you quit. We can make it, we gotta.
>>61759856scam email 101, make it so retarded anyone dumb enough to take the bait is guaranteed to be landed
ya'll see lutnick listing the girls on his boats' age like he's ordering fuckin combo meals at the drivethrough?
>>61758569>$1100 is nothing for me. Just to see how options workNever waste money, see how options with inexpensive stocks. I am still new to options, only about one year experience. Selling a call and making a premium then having the brokerage app show a loss was odd, because it was not a loss, it just compares the price you sold for the current price, which if it increased theoretically you could sell it for more, but you are still making money. I sell covered calls and take the premiums to buy riskier stocks I think will rip in a few months. If I am right the premium was good seed money. If wrong eh I just run the wheel and make more premiums and do it again.
>>61758628>Europoor invested 10000€ now im down 6000€so Europoorer ?
>>61759748>His average is like 75k right? HI think so. Tom lees underwater already on Eth by 6 Billion. Both are going to get rinsed out with the bear market.
Bought MU on friday, not as beheemed as fresh PM buyers but ngl, I'm feeling nervous about next week. I always manage to fuck myself while speculating.
are any of you still in S&P500™?
>>61760092sold it all for MU on thursdaysold my STOXX600 positions too
>>61759566So is natty gas going to gap up tomorrow?
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/latest-epstein-emails-reveal-bill-gates-slipped-wife-antibiotics-std-he-got-russian-hookersIs this going to affect MSFT price?
>>61760167Why is everyone taking statements from a convicted pedophile and notorious scumbag at face value?
>>61760092my 401k is 80% sneed and peed 500. 20% is in some gold/precious metals fund. The other choices aren't particularly attractive.
>>61758389nah, not looking to get doxxed. I look ok, some nasolabial shit mostly. But Im pushing it just so I can flex on others.>>61758146I see your point, Ill have to make sure buccal fat is not overdone or Ill look like a druggie>>61758628brother, why?why such a gamble on one fucking rock? get some undervalued stock with good numbers, good cash flow and amazing moat>>61758930these companies like that are horrid to invest in. Another fucking INTEL, they need time and lots of it. Dont do it buddy, you will wait forever and get heemed in meantime and sell at a loss when you lose faith>>61760092german lump tax on ETFs got me selling it off and going into tech shares even more. We are getting fucked over here its bad
Gold, silver and crapto getting culled is a good sign, it means market makers believe there's money to made in fiat-based assets.
>>61759646Don't you have a more compressed file
>>61760167Maybe but that is stupid. Gates has little to do with MSFT these days, hell for the last decade he sold his shares mostly and just recently dipped back in a bit more. He is more into Apple, or at least he was 2 years ago. Big shareholder
Jesus Christ
>>61759696fun fact: in the Tetris movie, we see Robert Maxwell, the father of Ghislaine, whom he hooked with Epstein while giving him his USSR-money-laundering empire.When I saw him, it really clicked together how the world is fucking small. Also incredibly on-point looking actor. Same for the one that played Yamauchi, the back-then president of Nintendo. I don't know where they found the guy, but it felt like I was seeing him again at some Nintendo SpaceWorld show.
>>61760043Let’s say it dips again Monday, just buy more. Micron is a sure thing, it’ll hit 600 minimum
Whats your take on the SpaceX IPO? Get in or run the hell away?
>>61756890Unless you get brain damage.>>61756884Nice, I went to Harvard. About 8 or 9 times. Even got to go into the law library once.
>>61760187when your bogdanoffication is complete remember your bros at smg before you make the call
Weekend Nasdaq is down -0,75%. We will open red again
>>61760190waht are you talking about man
>>61759796no way. it would be way more fun to lurk this general if the market was open on the weekend.
>>61760229>named in epstein filesok but doing what? Lots of people are named in because epstein sent them an email. What is he named in it for?
"It is simple. We liquidate Michael Saylor."
>>61760243He was a Mossad agent. It's crazy to me that people think that Israel and Russia aren't just generally in cahoots.
>>61760292Based. He flew too close to the sun and believed he was the master of bitcoin.
>>61760187>Vorabpauschale tax: >The Vorabpauschale or preliminary lump-sum tax is a German tax on future income from accumulating funds like ETFs, based on factors such as the central bank interest rate and the accumulated profits within the fund. This tax is charged once a year, typically between January and February, for the previous year. It is only applicable to German tax-resident investors.EU really hates the serfs making any money
>>61760259Cash incinerator. Maybe buy a few months later
>>61760316That's not an EU-thing.
>>61760316>EU really hates the serfs making any moneymy country is EU and only has 12% tax on realised gains made on things you bought in the last 2 years. If you held 2 years and 1 day and then sell, dont have to pay anything, just report itapparently the germans are extra anal about making money through the market for some reaso
>>61760316>EU really hates the serfs making any moneyEastern Euro EU member states have one of the most lax capital gains taxes on the planet
I have 1 mil liquid. Made 300k more with this commodity move. Should be happy with what I have. Instead Im stressed as fuck about not having enough money to start a family and thinking about an heroing every day.
>>61757223do you guys think jensen huang will get a note in history textbooks as a cause/exacerbator of the impending massive economic crashlike if the dotcom bubble could be traced to one person who made a trillion dollars selling domains
this isnt even the end of the beginning for PMs
>>61760405But, maybe, it's the beginning of the end.
>>61760403Scam Altman
>>61760437no. are you retarded?
How do you even get AI psychosis? Are you retarded?
>>61760167It would be extremely irrational for the reasons others have said, but a lot of moves and the reasoning given for those moves doesn’t make much sense.
>>61758628Tell me what was going through your head when you bought fucking silver at 117. Like what exactly is your plan from there, what is your target price.
>>61758930>P/E of 94>p/b that is often negativein what fucking world is it a "reasonable price". I get that price ratio stats don't tell the whole story but these numbers make me not want even look further. What possible growth does Boeing have in the future?
>>61760392anon, if you have a million dollars and you're anywhere between the ages of 20 and 30, you're all set. You can start a family right now and boglehead for the rest of your life without having to worry.
>>61760392be honest anon, it's not the money that prevents you from starting a family it's that you're incapable of getting a woman
>>61760610Yeah Im 36. No marketable skills. Active trading is the only thing I have to bring money in and so far I have been pretty mediocre at it.
>“It’s gonna be really big. Really big. Very, very, very big,” Cohen said of the size of the acquisition. “It’s transformational. Not just for GameStop, but ultimately, within the capital markets … this is something that really has never been done before within the history of the capital markets.”Redditors will see this quote and say its Hasbro or eBay.
>>61760644Maybe you should learn a skill then instead of gambling?You can't lose money on wagecucking it
>>61760536Everybody is selling to china. Easy gains from arbitrage.
>>61760653What do you think it is?
>>61760043Nervous about what? Another Trump nothingburger? The financials speak for themselves.>>61760092I sold my NDX because it does fucking nothing. The big caps are crabbing upwards and every big move in the Trump market is just a big dump since October, staircase up etc, rather own the winners like Micron than all the dogshit.
>>61760705Something even more retarded than a NFT marketplace, fulfillment centers to compete with Amazon, Bitcoin, and "uhh i dunno close more stores?"He'll probably announce they bought a bunch of silver on 1/28
Will Shutdown Save the Market?
>>61760634used to have a gf, she was really into me. was a good girl. I dumped her. that was a long time ago tho.>>61760658how can you go wagecucking when you can make yearly median wage on one good trading day.
>>61758628Brutal, you definitely learned a lesson, hope you can bounce back bro.
>>61758728>nobody sees a parabolic chart and FOMOs inMaybe you're the retard
>>61760764time to import a filipina or die alone
>>61760823do not do this, they divorce you the second they're allowed to stay in the country independently
blud is talking about having a mil and not being able to start a family.There are literal bums who have 3-4 kids and still manage.
>>61760835i didn't say to marry the bitchimport her, lock her passport in a safe and show her ICE protest videos on a daily basis until she's terrified to leave the house. You got to play 3d chess with these hoes
>>61760862that is a sex slave not someone you can start a family with
>>61760187How old are you? Your face shape is still changing if you're in your 20s, changes all life but drastic still. You're getting too much done, simple as. It's like when people get addicted to tattoos and suddenly they tattoo everything, it's never going to be enough because even now you are getting a crazy amount done.I hope you REALLY do your research where you are going as well, the prices you quoted seem really small but I'm not super knowledgeable on prices.
>>61760871>you can't impregnate your sex slavesit's owari da mankind has fallen
>>61760871>starting a family with a third worlderlol wut
>asked someone about soxs the other day>got made fun of>bought anyways>up 12% in one dayNeat
>>61760265good point
>>61760823yeah nope. flips are evil, dont want to have an offspring with one
How long do you think for gold to go back to ATH 5500?
>>61760187I was acting like a retard and fomoed into Silver. I still don't wanna quit but i don't know what do at this point
>>61760536I fomoed anon . " $200 EOM " i said to myself
>>61761007Should happen by 2050
>>61760769Plus, I was running 3x leverage
>>61761061whoayou didnt have a stop or trail set somewhere?
>>61760742I wasn't talking to you.
>>61761033>>61761061Are you lying for (You)s?
atp this is just word salad that doesnt even mean anything
>>61759659No leverage anon
>>61761007maybe as little as couple months
>>61761080No
>>61761075I don't careDon't ever @ me again
I think I’m gonna move back in with my parents and wageslave for 5 years to rebuild my finances and hit 80k €. That way I can start investing in the stock market without taking too much risk
>>6176100720 years
>>61760764>how can you go wagecucking when you can make yearly median wage on one good trading day.do you think you go lucky with trades? 1m liquid is better than 99% of 36 years olds, can't say that's mediocre. I'm sure you prob make money consulting or shilling some trading course
>>61761016>still don't wanna quitHear the tales of SIiver ETF (still in loss) anon.I'll spare you the stories till December. But I lost a lot of money will still being bullish on Silver.End of December there was a similar drop on a Monday but it went back up the week before on the same day. I was leveraged and got liquidated at the lowest.Sat out most of january in whatever cash I had. But I tried day trading, to make back some of my losses.Lost more than I had in December because it is too volatile and I was against supercomputers and huge investors.Finally bought again two days before crash (with gold)Sold most of silver next day because it felt off. Should have sold gold too, but bought more.Bought more gold when it was 5000 trying to catch a falling knife.
>>61761120Absolutely based degen. FOMOing into something on a parabolic rise is natural, it can happen to a lot of people. Hell, sometimes it's even the right call because it just keeps going higher and higher (see SNDK). But to FOMO into something on a parabolic increase by buying into a 3x leveraged fund with no stops is a special kind of degenerate. Just short of going all-in on deep OTM 0DTE Calls on the underlying
>>61760753quite the contrary
2026 will be the year of popped bubbles and smug faggots getting btfo, I hope Tesla is next
>>61761016 >still don't wanna quit>>61761061 >running 3x leverage>>61761155tl;drDon't use leverage for volatile overbought shit.There are rumours JP Morgan slurped silver when it was at the lowest on friday.Epstein didn't kill himself.
>>61761221>Epstein didn't kill himselfNo shit, I see him cruising around my neighborhood in his Miata
good luck mister kevin
>>617612172026 will be the year of memory and storage.
What should I do with an extra 2k I have sitting around? I look my silver profits (sold at 100 lol) and put 20k in VTMAX but I don't particularly want to put a penny more in it.
>>61761155>>61761016>will still being bullish on Silver.*while still being >went back up the week before*went back up to the high of the week before
>>61761143>1m liquid is better than 99% of 36 years oldsNah, it aint shit. Real inflation is double digit yearly so your wealth is slipping from your hands always and fast
>>61761255we are 100% getting rate cuts, people thinking that he's hawkish based off of 18 year old comments are naive.
>>61761261CAG
>>61761299Not sure if you're retarded or trolling but I already have enough KHC, a better stock that's equally undervalued, that I'd just buy more if I wanted to lean on that sector.
>>61761036>>61761142Guess I'm fucked.>>61761100Still too far off.
>>61761261MU
>>61761122No.
>>61761261Short MU
>>61761261Short Straddle MU
what the
how can you say that with a straight face
Space AI. Now give me your money.
I don't even
>>61761397I guess they never heard of Kessler Syndrome
>>61761257This is on good tracks but not yet. That one will be for 2027, when fake chyna tries to invade real chyna.
>>61761403bullish for MU
>dxy still in the high 90'swake me when somethingactually happens
Someone start baking.
>>61761424
>He isn’t a Kash KangLol, lmao even
>>61761129I ended up doing that recently since my roommate moved. I just buy some groceries instead of paying rent, much cheaper and I get homemade meals too that I don't have to cook
>>61761397>elons comment Simply techno babble jibberish.
>>61761449I bakeded>>61761629
>>61761397This nigger is fucking retarded. Bit flips in floating point arithmetic are catastrophic. One bit flip and your floating point value jumps from 1.2*10^0 to 3.5*10^183. He's a double fucking retard because he doesn't understand how backpropgation makes one single floating point error propagate to the entire 100B parameter network and turn it all to NaN. He's a triple fucking retard because of how expensive it is to launch all that mass into orbit.
>>61761397I saw this episode of Gundam...
>>61760392it was never about the money, if you're on 4chan it's probably for a reason. oh well, you can take solace in having more than enough money than most wagies could dream of. it's unironically easier to risk and make tens of thousands than it is to get a gf if you have no social skills
>>61761597>>61761787Yeah, but this is not towards you, it's towards the gullible memevestors and folks to pour more money to him. And considering the cult already going on with $TSLA, it works tremendously.
MONDAY MONDAY MONDAYI placed 151k bet on SLV to rebound to 95$ this week hopefully net 45kSo far I get about 8600$ on Divs from SPYI and QQQI, ITS ROC so no tax and have around 150k in TMC as well we are all going to make it.
>>61763236>ROC>divs Tell me what the R stands for.
@61761339 pearls to swine
