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elevator back up, we're recovering edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
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>>61772423
As if there was any doubt
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>>61772430
MUggers stay winning
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>>61772425
once again
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>>61772425
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So the stock market rugging is cancelled?
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Yes.

You fell for the libtard special

This is why libtards always lose.
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Hope some of you grabbed those depressed miner bargains I posted. Coming up nicely.
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>>61772458
It better be. I grabbed some $spy calls on Friday right before it hit the bottom and started climbing again.
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you ain't recovering shit faggots strap in for the ride
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>>61772484

Be careful with the options. Its all getting very volitile.
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IVV
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>>61772482
^ this anon ain't bullshitting, my miner short put is recovering
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>GDXJ UP 2% IN PRE MARKET

We are recovering miner bros
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ive seen this fake and gay premarket action before.
this is yet another boringkate day isnt it...
i dont think my soul can handle another boringkate day
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>Be careful with the options.
God people scared of options, 1dtes, and 0dtes are so fucking gay or normie.
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locksneed tanking because of ukriane peace talks despite the fact they use basically zero products from them.
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All in monthly MSTR and MU calls on open
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>>61772425
if my gf looked like that shed never have to shower a day in her life, id wash her clean with my tongue every evening
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>SLV green pre market
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Algorithmic Skimming: High-frequency trading (HFT) bots operate in milliseconds, often "pinging" dark pools to identify retail orders and front-running them on public exchanges. This can cause you to get a worse price the moment you click "buy" or "sell".
Premarket Volatility: Liquidity is lower outside regular hours, making it even easier for large "whales" or algorithms to move prices violently before most retail traders can react.
The "Information Gap": Professional firms pay for direct API hooks into prediction markets and government data feeds, sometimes seeing a move 30 seconds before the public website even updates.
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>>61772554
>>61772522
Umm, metalbros? Dare I say it, we might be so back?
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MR MARKET AND DAVID SOXL!
I AM DEMANDING IMMEDIATE RESPONSE! THE PEOPLE NEED ANSWERS!
WERE YOU ON EPSTEIN'S ISLAND!
NO I WILL NOT SIT DOWN!
...
Okay I'll sit down.
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> 30 seconds before the public website even updates.
You are fucking retarded.
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>>61772576
care to expound
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>>61772557
cope
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>>61772578
and other useless meme jargon: by Anon
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new thread and 25% of the replies are this >>61772591 >>61772586 >>61772585 >>61772577 >>61772499 >>61772461mental diarrhea
well done retard.
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>>61772425
Why do modern women have such sparse hair? Why do so many of them look like some balding 40yo with a paper thin combover?
Where the hell is the volume?
Look at any old-timey photo of any grandma's younger days and you see a luscious mane. Even though they lived in poverty by comparison to today.
Is all the retarded "hair care" produce making women bald?
Has anyone else noticed this?
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>>61772554
it was the same for eu markets this morning, it went red very quickly though, even if it kinda jumped a bit after a couple hours
becareful
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>>61772614
Thank you for your contribution, whiny little faggot. You sure showed me
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>>61772617
Dogshit diets of iced coffee with 200g of sugar and fast food. Also "girl dinners" which is basically 3 pieces of ham, some doritos and an olive or some other abortion of a meal
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>>61772629
Sorry, champ. You’re retarded
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>>61772617
I don't know about your point, but I have noticed women's hair since the early 2000s has degraded a lot. It's not like in the 2000s when I was still a kid I actively nooticed they have good hair, it's when I see stuff from that era now that I nootice.
The thing that pisses me off the most is that shortish (like a bit above the shoulder) and layered hair has completely died out in younger women. It's all spaghetti straight hair now, like they're coming out of a Barbie factory.
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>>61772635
how much of your daily nutrition is ground beef?
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this motherfucker
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>>61772557
+/- ten cents is not why you aren't profitable.
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don't worry, just bought a bunch of hbar so now everything will crash even harder. You're welcome.
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>>61772425
Would kill for a homely mid like that. Shrimple as.
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>>61772683
>even coming near crapto right now
a fool and his money...
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>>61772675
I eat it like once a week. Most of my diet is chicken
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>>61772663
>teehee im bent btw

youre arguing with an AI chatbot, dumbfuck
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>>61772635
I know women who eat nothing but organic home cooked meals that still have the same problem
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So why the fuck is DXY mooning?
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WILL SCHD
HIT 30
THIS WEEK?
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Just heard a random femboy VTuber talk about RAM being his most expensive asset right now. Bottom signal for MU?
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>>61772696
short legs on women looks mostly retarded. Give off underdeveloped "vibes".
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i can't be the only one that schizoposts on stocktwits right
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>>61772741
ever since the shortage hit i have been downloading a ton of it
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>>61772737
it dumped because of the greenland meme and the puppet fed chair meme. also nothing is sacred during trumps presidency and even pms will pump and dump like shitcoins.
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>>61772757
>even pms will pump and dump like shitcoins.
It's because we have been living in a clown-dominated timeline since Harambe was shot.
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i have boughteded more
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Since when did NVDA have MWF options
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Can anyone with a Bloomberg terminal can overlay price of cotton with M0?

They're going to have to buy more to print more, if they release a bigger bill normals will realize what's up.
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WOOOOOOOO!!
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>>61772809
Wooo what dumby, oil is dropping like a rock
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>>61772675
> 90% of diet consists of beef. Ground, chuck, ribeyes.
> NW: 45k in third world shithole. Not counting inheritance house and condo.
> IQ: above average in 3rd world banana county.

Eat your beef, bizraelis. Denounce the broccoli jew.
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>>61772809
>4 hours ago
>State of Wyoming Makes New $1.03 Million Investment in Chevron Corporation $CVX

just gonna buy and hold. this will make steady gains in the future, im certain
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>bought a bunch of KOLD calls friday
>im up bigly
thank you 37.7% increase
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I am getting fucking chopped so much it's insane.
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>>61772825
Up 15% this year numbnuts. You think integrated companies are perfectly correlated to commodity prices? First day in the market? KEK
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>>61772851
I mean, it can always go worse
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>>61772425
The current grift is:
Buy now or be forever poor

rip
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I still don't know whether AI is just a glorified chatbot or it's going to start the new industrial revolution.
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>>61772889
The AI available to consumers is probably going to stay a glorified chatbot. AI will probably lead to rapid advances in sciences though.
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i am SO FUCKING TIRED OF THAT STUPID HOMELESS BITCH 3 BLOCKS AWAY FROM MY APARTMENT MAKING ME FEEL GUILTY FOR MY WARM HOME.
i wagecuck 50+ hours a week to keep a roof over my head I DESERVE TO NOT FEEL GUILTY FOR LIVING IN IT.
FUCK OFF TO A SHELTER ALREADY ITS -2F
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Didn't get a chance to slurp more Micron at bargain bin prices. We'll see what happens this morning.
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>>61772554
aint gree no mo, sweaty
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>>61772747

I had a gf who was 5’10. This taught me long legs are S Tier. Womlets are literally sub human.
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>market opens in 10 minutes
>no one’s here.
Did bobo scare you queers away?


>>61772889
Idk about the technicals of it, but techbros on twitter are saying we’re witnessing the dissolution of software engineering in real time. Everyone’s vibe coding now. I think there’s something to it.
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So that little bastard Phil saw his shadow, which means we are going to get some volatility boss.
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>>61772926
I slurped. But I also solded before US markets upen. Will slurp any dip that occurrs in a couple of minutes.
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I'm keeping an eye on SNDK, it still seems to have momentum. Just waiting for market open to see if i can slurp a tasty dip
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>>61772889
The fastest growing developments in AI tech are unironically surveillance, social control and credit systems. PLTR stuff. details of which will remain secret while the front facing AI products will remain chatbots forever
That said I am 100% full port long into tech tranny shit.
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>>61772889
It's a speeder upper in whatever you're doing but you have to know what you're doing in the first place.
>>61772947
Download VS code and copilot tell it to make a android app where you click on poop call it poopy clicker it'll make poopy clicker package it and post it to the playstore automatically. This is where it's at. Jeets are becoming obsolete.
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>>61772923
this. getting really tired of saying 'sorry man i dont have any cash'
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Im nervous
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Is we be AAAAA or OOOOO?
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Never understood groundhogs day. There is always almost 7 weeks of winter left
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>>61772969

I’m shorting tech/AI doesn’t seem organic
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If SOXS didn't have so much slippage being at only $3 I'd play it
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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Well SOXS got raped lol
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>>61773004
B-based....
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>>61772889
>AI is just a chatbot
Retarded unemployed cope.
AI does 95% of my job for me at this point. I'm 20x more productive since all I have to do is fix the little mistakes it makes. Our headcount is down from 200 people to 20 people with no drop in productivity. Everyone loves the fact that all the annoying junior engineers are gone and the quality of life for us that survived the brutal layoffs has been amazing. I never, ever want to go back to babysitting junior or standard level programmers again, I do feel bad for the new grads though. They're absolutely FUCKED.
This is all just with a normal paid Google Gemini plan though. I'm sure AI will keep getting better, but at this point it doesn't even have to since it's so fucking good.
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It begins. The great dump of our time
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>>61773004
Based
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>>61772943
>tfw no leggy gf
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>>61773004
ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO
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>>61773004
WAGMI
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>>61773004
Lets gooooo dubs and Iran capitulates
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>>61773004

This nigga don’t miss
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Happy recouping losses today, everyone.
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So there goes MU
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Micronbros wtfwt
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new week
new me
new portfolio (gains)
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>SNDK
>MICRON
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STOP THE COUNT >>61773033
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good luck in february everyone
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Why does NATGAS move like a shitcoin
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>>61773044
Thank, I need it after friday.
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>>61773044
Thank you market watcher-anon
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>>61773044
If we just make it through this month, I have a feeling we'll have a bull run up to the new FED chair being instated
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>>61773044
>luck
Not needed when semi's just go up.
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palantards how do we feel today?
$120 after earnings
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>>61773044
You too anon
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>>61773047
The price of Natural Gas futures are determined through supply of the contracts and demand for the contracts. Some people speculate on the weather, which can lead to periods of high and low demand for the contracts boss.
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>>61773004
GOOD MORNING /SMG/ITNAM!!!
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Moo Dicks in Dick POWER!!
MUWDCSNDK
bear market cancelled !!
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>>61773056
Sold at $200 and ran for the hills. Still feels good.
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What the fuck you retards said we were crashing so I opened shorts on the open. I’m losing this month rent right now. What the fuck.
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IM MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY FOR ONCE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61773069
Just closed my SOXS position at 200 loss. Feels bad man. I just tried to be like a pro trader hedging my massive semiconductor tranche.
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Considered getting big position in sand-dicks, went iren instead. Putting on my clown shoes today
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Is the "the bagger" a good source of investing in stocks?
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>>61773069
Kwab. Never take financial advice from 4chan (except this post, THIS IS financial advice).
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>MSFT
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When are we slurping Robinhood
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How red or green is the day... I project a slaughter
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>>61773111
$50
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>>61773059
What's the lore behind this (funny) garbage?
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>>61773004
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE DUMP CONTINUES!!!!!!!!!!!
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Haha fools this is a pump to get you to buy in. This market shall know true pain.
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>>61773069
anon no
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do people really deserve the lives they live?
if so i must be an awful person
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>>61773004
Based
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>>61773004
Bet you think you're real important here
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I slurped HYMC am I gonna make it?

Also IREN looks a little tasty even with the shillposting.
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>>61773168
Second most important after you got a fast car guy
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You guys are all talking like things are happening but im just sitting here up 1% like its a normal day
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Yeah, I should've slurped some Micron when I got up this morning
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>>61773154
hahaha look at this woe is me ass nigga you are truly getting what you deserve.
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>>61773136
oh look, another brainlet weeb being wrong

the only dump happening today is the fat one i'm taking after this caffeine kicks in
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>>61773184
Not too late, anon. Jump in and ride to $850 while you still can.
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>>61773188
im up bigly on most of my investments but my soul is down bigly :(
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Which way we going today
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>>61773183
Things are always happening anon, you must open your eyes, ears and ultimately your heart.

Only then will you will you be able to understand and accept the happenings, as slight or sizable they may be.
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Everytime I think that SNDK cant possibly explode upwards anymore, I pump my MU position instead but SNDK just keeps pumping
Im thinking about throwing 4-5k, maybe catch a 10% profit and get out so I can buy that LEGO Condorde I saw in the store
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I actually bought the dippa and it worked, wtf.
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>Market down .40% in pre-market
>Take a shower instead of buying the dip
>Emerge to SPY +0.20%
Never taking a shower again. This happened last week, too.
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>>61773201
The only investment that matters is our soul gains anon, what ails thee?
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>>61773195
shhh I want the market to inverse me like it always does
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These recoveries are just fuckin insane.
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>>61773199
I've already got a lot. I'll wait and see if we pull back a little.
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I fucked up. I thought we would crash because the little bastard saw his shadow this morning, but what I didn't realize is that now that there is certainty regarding the six more weeks of winter, investors are all happy because they love certainty boss.
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>>61773004
>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative
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Imagine being a bear in the year 2026 lmao
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RKLB tanking?
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>>61773202

Level 2 data
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short GME
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well, At least I made a little bit of my money back.
Thank god I can always rely on Disney to shit the bed
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What's the deal with HOOD?
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can someone tell the tripnigger he's not funny or liked
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I'm so fucking lonely
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Thoughts on Xiaomy (XIACY)?
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>113.5 shares of MU
Waiting for the pump, bought most at 440.
>79 shares of WDC
Its just free money at this point.
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>>61773259
Xiaomi*
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>>61773269
Posting from a poco F7
These fucks have made it hard as shit to unlock the bootloader on their phones, definitely puts.
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>first week of mon & weds expirations on my prized tech stocks
soon the mako shall be all ours
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>>61773248
Oh brother
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>>61773248
Yo my MRAM $15 call brother we gonna spin back soon
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the other day some anon told me to buy ZSL calls I did and it 8x to 0.5 from 0.06 but I forgot to sell... should I wait or put in a lmt order at 0.4? Also sold my NFLX share, tired of holding this shit, down 5% but fuck it. I have 5k spare to gamba options thoughts?
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silver baggies, how are you feeling rn?
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>>61773293
>I have 5k spare to gamba options thoughts?
see>>61773280
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>>61773069
No skin in the game but pretty much 90% of the time this thread starts screeching about futures it's blood green the next morning
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Sandisk and western digital doin a lil somethin
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>>61773293
That was probably me, zsl lotto ticket calls kek
Some advice, selling these fucks is hard, very little volume.
The decay on this trash is insane unwind as fast as you feel comfortable with.
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New FED chair pessimism/coin crash/metals crash was a huge nothingburger.
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>>61773234
this anon gets it just wait till the usual dump its literally this easy to make money
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>Virginia Democrats have introduced a host of new tax proposals that would tax a range of services. The new proposed policies include:
>dog walking and grooming tax
>gun and ammunition tax
>new income tax brackets
>storage facility tax
>dry cleaning tax
>home repair tax
>new personal property tax on electric leaf blowers and electric landscaping equipment
>A delivery tax would apply to deliveries made by Amazon, Uber Eats, FedEx and UPS orders in northern Virginia.
Fuck this state.
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IM GOING ALL IN ON SNXX RIGHT FUCKING NOW SOMEONE STOP ME
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>>61773257
get a miata, you'll find someone in no time ;)
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>>61773312
Idk I think a lot of people are done with silver, if it ever gets back to 100 it’ll take at least a month. Pms are not supposed to be this volatile it totally defeats their purpose. Once bitten twice shy
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Are we finally in excess of bobos for SPX 7000
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No way MSFT just keeps going down r-right
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>>61773340
I would expect slv 100 and gold 5k again by the 15th
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>>61773327
Look the state needs to make up for the budget shortfalls somehow. Just pay your fair share boss.
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>>61773327
>>A delivery tax would apply to deliveries made by Amazon, Uber Eats, FedEx and UPS orders in northern Virginia.
specifically for northern virginia? Lol.
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>>61773327
>peepee poopoo tax
>haircut tax
>walking around without a belt in your pants tax
>running shoes tax
>eating out tax
>eating in tax
>walked in a public area tax
>hot water tax
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>>61773351
Someone mentioned metals will dump again before China's New year.
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>>61773207
or
keep the 500 dollars in profits because "adult lego sets" that cost hundreds of dollars are dumb.
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ooooooo
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>>61773269
actually i can do all the autistic stock shit while also keeping my frens (you) on the screen so I guess its not that bad
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>>61773365
Not as dumb as buying fucking silver boss.
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>>61773327
Wtf is wrong with Virginia? Their flag is literally sic semper tyrannical. They even tax your car based on its value on top of registration lmao. Florida Chad's rise up
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>>61773297
Alive
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>0dte call goes from up 200% to only 100% in 2 minutes
these swings can be wild
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>>61773354
>>61773360
They're also increasing taxes on investments, including dividends, capital gains, and rental income.
>>61773388
Youngkin had a solid approval rating, but the city dwellers hate Orange Hitler and racist conservatives. It took a girl getting raped by a trannie in a school bathroom for people to finally vote Republican statewide.
>>61773358
They're targeting NoVA because it has the highest earners in the state. However, it's also the most unaffordable place to live in the state, meaning that all of these taxes are just going to make it worse.
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>>61773388
northern virginia people complain about costs and then vote for politicians that make costs go up.

I think the real problem is that the state republicans are a 'do nothing' kind of republican rather than a 'repeal shit people don't like' kind.
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goldbros we fucked up
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>>61773377
>trading on phone
SAAAAAAR
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>>61773377
>frens (you)
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>once again they dump it during after market
When am I supposed to be tricked into panic selling if all the dumps are during overnight hours?
>dumps
>morning comes
>it has recovered
Is it their algo bots doing this? Aren't they supposed to be trying to trick me into selling?
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>>61773351
there exists an infinite supply of money at the FED. the shorting will continue until moral for the dollar improves.
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>>61773404
Look, the retards at the VA-GOP did this to themselves. They put a fucking nigger woman at the top of the ticket and all the racist Republicans stayed home, so now you get to deal with live under communism boss.
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>>61773414
It’s to weed out the inexperienced traders trying to make a quick buck.
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>>61773411
i workded all night and i deserve to rot in bed and gamble my soul away until I pass out
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Cant believe AMD is actually pumping pre earnings
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I can't fucking believe we're green today KEK
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seriously though, whats happening with HOOD? is it just crapto? is this a slurp?
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>>61773327
>Street shitting tax
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>>61773404
>They're targeting NoVA because it has the highest earners in the state. However, it's also the most unaffordable place to live in the state, meaning that all of these taxes are just going to make it worse.
it's also the most liberal part of the state. I can see the people there seething about the taxes, and then continuing to vote democratic because somehow they think the republicans made the taxes.

At a certain point, people stopped being able to differentiate between good policy and bad policy and choose to live in delusion instead.
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>>61773422
Where else are people going to put their money? Metals are trading like shitcoins, crypto is dying, and China is collapsing. People are fleeing to safety in the stock market.
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Have almost 8 shares of MU but I started buying close to $400. Not sure if I should keep DCAing every week or just let what I have sit and focus my money on other investments.
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>>61773409
I'm losing my shit here, ngl.
Bought gold ETF when it was over 5000.
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>>61773421
dump on earnings.
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Ok so should I take some profit on SPY or what? I'm so close to just dumping some shares. SPY isn't even worth it if you don't do options. VOO during a later dip after selling some off.
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I won't be visiting this section again, it's just greedy idiots with the end of the world who didn't want to sell anything at a historical maximum.
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>>61773438
>Take money out of SPY
And do what exactly? Buy a sports car?
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look at this retard, betting against the GODstock rn
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>>61773435
>Bought gold ETF when it was over 5000.
I sat in cash all January because I was afraid this would happen .
Yet I bought when it started falling from 5600.
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Missed the morning pump because I had a doctor's appointment. Fuck!
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>>61773418
But who would sell if they are asleep and only see the chart in the morning or if they cant trade during overnight hours? Like what are they inadverntently traininging people to treat dumps as nothingburgers?
>down 10%? Not a big deal it does that every other night, Ill just hold.
Seems counterintuitive considering how hard they would dump stuff in the past during market hours and you know actually keep it down there.
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Guess goog was a better choice than slv
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$3M-$5M is all it takes for a comfy retirement in Asia bros… are you going to do it?

I could leave the workforce by about 5-10 years earlier if I did it. Seems like a tempting offer.
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>>61773422
Feelsgoodman
Welp time to go into the secure lab at work see you niggas later
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>>61773448
Reddit niggers really blog post about a 9k position
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>>61773462
Calling the port-o-john you blow guys in for 5 bucks a head near the skate park your "secure lab" is pushing it. Have fun in there though.
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>>61772950
thanks
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Silver 77.7 (checked)
Gold 4680

Bought gold ETF when it was over 5000

Am I falling prey to prospect theory by continuing to HODL gold ETFs?
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>>61773459
>when the servant quarter is styled just like the animal pens along with a designated pooping cubicle
Kek
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>>61773448
hope he's right, ill buy a gorillion at $400
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>>61773470
who doesn't love to see a clown light 9Gs on fire
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Can't believe I have to wait till the 17th for ibkr tax forms. Shits all electronic how does it take so damn long
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>>61773459
Who is the toilet for? Shouldn't they be shitting in the street?
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GGLl TQQQ SOXL is the recipe.
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>>61773457
>I guess the giant tech company that provides some of the most important and popular services in the world was a better choice than shiny rocks.
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>>61773493
Idk, thirdies are wierd but if I recall they like to party, so it would be for parties so guests can be in the backyard having a bbq and drinking.
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PAY MY FUCKING ASK FOR THESE LIGHTLY USED ZSL CALLS YOU GREATER FOOL
I KNOW WHAT I GOT, NO LOW BALLS!!!1!!1!1
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My stocks have been pumping so hard it almost feels criminal. Surely I'm about to get burned hard when it all hard crashes in a week, right..?
People like me aren't allowed to make any money.
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>>61773459
I think this set up makes it too easy to accidently walk into the goat pen instead of the servant quarters late night when you're drunk and horny.
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>>61773327
this is unironically orange man's fault for fucking-up the gov shut-down and giving the democrats a blank cheque to enact their agenda in the state.
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>>61773511
>accidently
You underestimate them.
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The femboy puppy dog gf found my workout log where I constantly berate myself for being a weak lazy nigger.
Dow ho i profit off this?
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>>61773511
Haha, yeah, accidentally...
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>boil - 43%
kek
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Anyone else's Interactive Brokers web portal constantly shitting the bed? Fuck this piece of junk broker.
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Why BTC crashing
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>>61773532
>decentralized currency
the banks will love this
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>>61773507
Fucking lol, I bought ZSL calls last week amd quickly realized what a scam it was. I quickly dropped them for a minor loss.
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>>61773508
>People like me aren't allowed to make any money.
Thinking like this is why I didn't take my gains but always booked small losses.
I didn't take gains again and am in huge unrealized losses right now.
See>>61773481
Don't be a self-defeatist.
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>>61773530
yeah the web portal is too slow, but don't tell me you're using to trade, right? use TWS
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>>61773543
I'm up BIGLY i just need to get the fuck out of them before i get dumped on.
I could have tripled my net worth with this if I went all in, too bad I'm a pussy kek.
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>>61773459
I would feel a little guilty forcing my slave to live in an actual doghouse. Even if I was a cool Roman or something I'd let my buckbroken Germanic captive sleep in the villa after she promised to behave.
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>>61773557
>small losses
Huge and small losses both
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>>61772747
>>61772943
My crush has a weird body type. She's 5'5 but her proportions are strange. She has a really short torso. Her legs don't look long but somehow I guess they are? I don't even know anymore. It's hard to tell. Maybe she does have long legs but because she put on some weight recently, it looks like she doesn't.
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>>61773524
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>>61773447
No just move money around because I'm financially bored.

Market is too high to buy so I'll sell something. Buy something after the next dip
>two more weeks
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>>61773508
Im still too much off a pussy to go all in
April 2025
>Hehe heres 25% of my portfolio
February 2026
>Hehe heres 10% of my portfolio

Reeeeee why can't I just go all in!!!! If I went all in last year April I'd probably be at very good portfolio value just from how much stocks pumped. Now even when it dumps hard I'm too hesistant to throw as much of a percentage in as before. Even the options I looked at have wide spreads that put me off today compared to before.
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>>61773459
>3-5m to retire on a tiny plot of land in a 3rd world country
Grim
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>>61773524
>KOLD up the same amount
I kinda wanted to trade this but had no idea where the bottom was.
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Silver really going to go to 60?
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>>61773606
It's going back to $40 per Troy ounce and even that is too high boss.
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i am reduced to selling contracts 1 at a time.
fuck you baggie pay my ask
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>my minors
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>>61773379
lmfao if you keep it sealed itll probably retain value better too
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>>61773567
>I'm up BIGLY i just need to get the fuck out of them before i get dumped on.
my guess is there will be significant slippage on your exit. just a guess though
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>>61773570
Maybe she's wearing long pullover/upperbodyclothing that falls below her waist? It sure shortens visually the body, perceptionwise.
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>>61773613
Quit trying to make the market and make a market
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>>61772437
I've made over 100k at this point from MU, holy fuck when does it end.
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>>61773612
Many call you the Faggler here...any good reason for that
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>>61773634
How much did you start with?
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>>61773612
What about gold?
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>>61773614
Is dutch even a real language? Kek.
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>>61773606
probably. silver price is logarithmic. every $10 is twice as antisemitic. 60 would be a 75% reduction in antisemitism from current levels.
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>>61773624
These are lotto ticket options on zsl that I bought for like 10-20 bucks each.
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>>61773635
They're just bullies boss.
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>>61773635
Let's just say, if Baggler invites you to the men's room he's not doing it just because he wants to see you take a shit.
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>>61773474
It’s locked for a reason….pal
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>>61773656
I hope ICE disappears you and your whole family boy.
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>>61773640
I was at this when i first bought into it. Im not doing any calls or anything, just bought the stock.
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>>61773524
Glad I have LNGX for producers
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>>61773481

Silver 76.7
Gold 4650

Am I torturing myself watching the charts 24x7?
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>>61773645
Don't say that about your cousinlanguage.
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>>61773649
im just sayin, those are probably wide markets that you will sell the bid on. congrats on a big win though, now come spend it in big tech please for my folio's sake.
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>>61773673
holy crap, nice work anon
dont sell yet, we might blow up at earnings
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>>61773645
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WOMEN OWE ME SEX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtj3EvhfWA
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My body is ready.
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>>61773697

DESTINATION UNKNOWN
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>>61773689
Yeah im holding onto it as long as the shortage continues. Got trailing stops on but not too worried.
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>be me
>looking at premiums
>stock is down a good amount from ATH
>option price is nearly the same as it was then
Wtf? What causes this? The premium is almost as high as it was pre dump.
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BRICS is collapsing. and that's ok!!
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PL bros what went wrong??
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Europoor here. After i got heemed pretty hard by silver, i bought 1 MU CALL to make it "back"
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>>61773680
yes, other than the odd Trump tweet or black swan event, if nothing happened the first 2 hours when the market opened, it's going to be a fairly uneventful day.
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>>61773673
Kinda tempted to sell my NVDA to buy more MU but with my luck it'll break out of its slump the moment I do.
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>>61772696
Why do american cops face the wall?
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>>61773135
Cute
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>>61773069
Lurk 1 year before making financial decisions based on what this board is talking about, plenty of IPs are purposefully acting hysteric about every market movement.
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>>61773723
your newfag is showing, he posts that shit everyday boss
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>>61773576
he sorry he lost 'your' money, not his. He is fine. Oh, by the way, you still owe more money than you invested so please pay up.
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I just boughted
Be forewarned
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pretty uneventful day desu
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>>61773069
You are responsible for your trades, nobody else
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>>61773722
its because she's a woman and she has to show off that booty
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>>61773728
>>61773728
>>61773728
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>>61773754
seriously, im gonna go bang some cocktail waitresses two at a time. will check back later after players finally can get their drinks at the table
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>>61773751
Still cute
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>>61773626
>Maybe she's wearing long pullover/upperbodyclothing that falls below her waist? It sure shortens visually the body, perceptionwise.
I've seen her wear all types of clothing and she still has weird proportions. Looking back at her old photos though, it definitely looks like she has long legs. I think it's just because she's put on weight (now 25 year and on SSRIs) where she's a bit thicker and it doesn't make her legs appear as long. I would post a pic but I'm absolutely paranoid she'll be doxed and someone will know who I am. She's really hot though, wish I could share with my /biz/ bros. Yes, i do coom to her photos, It's my main fap material.

How do I fuck my crush after she clearly friend zoned me? We're friends, but she laughed at the thought of us dating. Now I want to spite-fuck her to show her who's boss. I'm a good fucker, and i know i could make her cum, but I'm unattractive, unfortunately.

Tips on how to hook up with her? She's also extremely liberal/progressive/feminist if that helps. Also a turbo slut who will fuck anyone but me. Yes, I am seething
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>>61773507
Kek
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>>61772425
She's u/lunud3s6

Lots more there. Enjoy
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still a lil life left in this one
please stop early baking



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