nigger history month edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61772425
>>61773673I take it you went all in back then? I'm mad I didn't dump all my money in it despite being aware of it. Anyone playing calls on it or is that too risky?
>>61773728
>>61773742Playing calls with MU at this point is like leaving a soiled diaper around Baggler. You might end up choking on it. Too risky IMHO.
Today I bought $2400 of leaps on HL
>>61773742Yes
Plamet Labs nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>He still hasn't bought IREN
>>61773756But anon>$50k in shares>stock goes up 10%>I make $5k>$50k in options>stock goes up 10%>I make maybe $15k
>>61773756Sell them?
>>61773782Are the calls ITM or OTM?
>Cocoa prices eased to below $4,000 per tonne, reaching levels last seen in November 2023, mainly pressured by the prospect of another global surplus and ongoing inventory replenishment.whiteboy summer gonna be good
>>61773749>>61773728What's happening to the space stocks saars why redeem??
>Todays
>>61773785I'd lock those profits up faster than the cops would lock Baggler up if he was within 100ft of a school. I think the amount of capx on their fabs could spook some people during earnings.
>>61773782>stock goes down 10%>you still own stock>You lose $5k>$50k in calls>stock does down 10%>You lose everything and own nothing
>>61773782Wait nevermind this is garbage levels of returns on the option, risk is way too high compared to the potential profit, may as well stick to shares.
>>61773785ID
>>61773728None of my options are moving up or down in response to price changes.I have come to learn this means trickery is afoot.
>Was ready to rope if MU kept going down todayNOT TODAY. MUGGAS we fucking WON
bought all three during fridays dip my cock is so fucking hard right now
>>61773806>NEO WAKE UP FROM YOUR COMFY OFFICE JOB IN WHITE AMERICA AND COME PARTY IN A CAVE WITH A BUNCH OF NIGGERS EATING PORRIDGE NEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im thinking of throwing another 4k into MU just for the shits and giggles
Henlo, I see you have purchased my lightly used ZSL LONG CALL OPTION contract. Yes I am literally selling you worthless garbage at a significant markup. I know this. I know zsl will likely never be above $5 ever again without an RS, the over 50% run up in less than a week destroyed it. I know for a fact its a person buying this from me and not a MM or algo, because only fleshbag would ever be retarded enough to baghold this shit. $3 by August? Literally impossible to be profitable for more than a few weeks, if that. Anyone buying this dogshit from me is literally being scammed. I feel guilty. But I'm OK with that. I've been a baggie plenty of times, now it's your turn. Did you feel bad for me? No. Then why should I feel bad for you?i will keep the baggie cycle going. fuel it even. I will spread the emptiness in my soul like a fucking virus. I am a bad person. Here's why that's a good thing:>I'm up BIGLY
>>61773799Now do it with leverage.
Is AGQ going out of business? I am currenty down 54% on my investment. My well researched thesis may need to be revised here
>>61773814>>61773823I'm out after this pump after Friday. Sold MU and SNDK. Which probably means they'll 3x from here. Have fun without me boys.
>buy premarket dip>stock continues dumping at open>don't buy premarket dip>stock rips at open
BUDDY LOOK AT SCHD COMPUTER!!!
>>61773824I can't do this
>>61773833>Now do it with leverage.Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>61773728OILERS
>>61773832>3 by augustshiieeet i'm betting on this thing being over 3 by feb 20
Let's all celebrate and say something nice about the the new CEO of Nintendo of America >Devon Pritchard, who became the President of Nintendo of America on January 1, 2026, has made inclusivity a cornerstone of her public messaging and leadership philosophy>She has been a vocal supporter of the Playing With Purpose program, which provides educational outreach and resources to help coders and writers from diverse backgrounds break into the industry
>>61773854You don't understand how these options or this stock works. These shits could be ITM and yet worthless in a few days if you buy from me today.
>>61773838I'm going to set a tight stop loss today and if it doesn't hit it by day's end I might sell anyways. I told myself I'd set stop losses after 10% gain and didn't on Friday and almost got sharted for it.I won't let greed win again.
>>61773866I do understand not to buy options but to sell them, I sold puts hot and fresh>>61773852oil her? I don't even own her!
>>61773867Another indicator that this will keep going. Ahh... I didn't like being down 20% on Friday. I'm walking away from this one with the profit I have.
just hold
last night at 11:05 PM was the generational bottom.
futures were blood red yesterday and suddenly we're green? nothing ever happens
>>61773852Yes, I will accept physical delivery
>>61773875I'm selling to close not to open by the way. Literally a game of hot potato and increasingly greater fools. Disgusting. But bad people embrace their rotten souls, as I am doing now.
>>61773728wow
>>61773893Annoyed I didn't buy more when I was half asleep at 5am this morning
>>61773875Wait. You sold to open PUTS on ZSL??Are you retarded???
>>61773832>>61773903>I'm selling to close not to open by the way.
>ORCL to raise another $50 billion in debt for its AI ventures>raising concern from bond investors over their ability to pay its debts >the company sits just above junk bond grade
>>61773914i did it last week calm your tits
>>61773857Reminds me of the SNL kooky Californians
>>61773728Oil driller bros, is this our thread?
>>61773949Always was.
>>61773940there is something seriously unnerving about anyone who smiles and shows their upper gums
>>61773857Why does Nintendo do this? Why not just have the Japanese division and simply have a division that deals with translating games? Looks like a huge money sink that pushes DEI onto them. Probably what ruined Metroid Prime 4. Just like get rid of this division, make good games, and the stock should go up.
I may or may not have been seduced and subsequently ruined by junior harlots at the behest of smg
>>61773957squeenix did it too recentlythey get it in their mind that they need "western consultants" to broaden sales and all it does is fuck them
I would heem every person in this thread irl
>>61773965I would cum so hard if you heemed me irl baby
>>61773965i would heem your irl heem irl
I am beheemed.
>monday heeming
>still dropping>haven't even got into american low liquidity lunch houroof
>>61773985The beheemian grove, which I heem from time to time, is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine
Miner bros. how are you holding up?
>>61773857>Pokemon about to go woke.Honestly I can't believe it's taken this long.
It's lowkirkenuinely insane that my SLV APR26 $60 puts have a bid/ask of only 3.70
>>61774002Say what you will about him, Nixon was funny as shit.
I can't believe VZ is flat after an 11% fridaythis stock owes me another 11%
wasn't there a MSTY baggie ITT?Are you still alive? Can post your losses so i laugh at you?
>>61774004see>>61773963my beheeming>>61774020The world would be a better place if i kmsed myself ergo I must live
>>61774004I am down roughly -15% on all my miners combined. Bought a bit more today.
>>61774032Slurping BEGINS.
Why is HOOD sharting the bed - I don't get it.
>>61774031post your msty bags
Hood for whatever reason correlates hard with crypto. Likely because of the braindead shitcoin investors that still use that brockerage father than the more established onesSo crypto tanking means they're tanking
>>61774005pokemon has always been woke
>>61774048Lay but a single click of thine mouse upon the image in the post that you replied to and you shall lay witness to my devestation, if you dare.That is my msty bags
>be on robin hood>have some calls>want to buy more of them>click on my position>type in the number, hit the BIG GREEN BUTTON>sells my calls instead of buying more because it defaults to the sell window>the button's only green because the option is up on the day>have to buy back twice as many now and eat the reg fees each wayI fucking hate this shit, GREEN MEANS BUY! WHO THE FUCK MAKES A GREEN SELL BUTTON!!!
>>61773893Isn't everyone already expected super earnings anyways?
>>61773964Sounds like the retarded indie companies that get a publisher even though they dont need one. For example Paradox the company behind Stellaris, they did not need a publisher all those years and only recently dropped them but at the same time Paradox was pushing DEI before DEI was even popular. Iirc they got a new publisher despite dropping the old one. Financially it just makes no sense
>>61774067>use meme brokerage>get memed on?
Im gonna end up bagholding this WRLG niggerposition for fucking years, aren't I?
>>61774067>Hit the sell button>Approve the sell order>Sell order goes through>Get madLmao.
>>61774075Japan's gaming industry is still japan. So they are always at threat of retarded Japanese beaucracy. They avoided it for a long time but the last few years, possible because they are getting squeezed by people having less money to buy, made them go full retard
>>61774073That's what worries me and add in that it seems the AI bubble is reaching its peak. It just makes me too wary to go all in. The financials for 2027 sound horrendous if the AI bubble pops
which boring boomer divvy stocks should i buy right now?
>>61774092Let's be specific about why AI is reaching its peak>data centers are slowing down like crazy because infrastructure takes a while>GPU, Memory, and SSD shortages>electricity costs getting worse and local governments pushing back against unclean energy (sin wave clean not green energy)>companies like Apple choosing to go with Google instead of OpenAI who uses TPU's instead of GPU's>massive debt from both meta and oracle that depends on OpenAI getting profitable (lmfao)
I aint touching MU / SNDK with a barge pole - just aint gonna do it.
>>61774064oh i thought those were your miner bags >$76 avg>current price $26PfffffahahahaKEK baggie I bet any time you feel any bit of joy that -65% pops up in your head and drags you down right in the pit of dispair next your bags filled with MiSTY wafting dogshit. How did you let it get this bad baggie?I bet this is a large amount of money to you too
Why did trump appoint the hawk? Is the whole shitting on powell thing theater? Its kind of feeling like that
>>61774073well we expect them to be good, but we dont now just how good>>61774092https://www.reuters.com/business/snowflake-partners-with-openai-200-million-ai-deal-2026-02-02/youll be waiting a bit more for that bubble to pop
>>61774105My preferred boringest boomer divy is vigIts scientifically proven to be the most boring
>>61774105blackrock is a good betask baggie for a discount
>>61774110You forgot - no one is able to bring in revenue commensurate with the capex.
Jesus how hard is SNDK gonna pump
>The Latest Government Shutdown Will Delay The January Jobs Report – @barronsonline>Fuckin shutdown again>market green, doing gigaretard reversal
keep the /pol/shit out of the op thx
>>61774118Hmm. OpenAI getting another round of dosh to throw in the money pit is good news for the bull run but man it really feels like we are at an impasse. Either the bubble just goes pop or we pass it and rip to no end in sight.I wanna stay in MU but getting caught with my pants down sucks.
Fuck MUU the leveraged instrument for MU is SNDK
>>61774105>which boring boomer divvy stocks should i buy right now?Kimberly Clark.It's got it all. Toilet paper. Adult diapers for men. A 5% divvy. It's the thinking man's boomer stock.
>>61774125There are billions invested in OpenAI alone with no return. Not a single penny has been sent their way. It's a big reason they are rushing the IPO as fast as they can.If they don't go public before the bubble pops they are giga fucked. If they do, then they go public expect a massive drop as all their venture capitalists take the exit liquidity
>>61773998morning babe. missed you. hope your weekend went well. >>61774110the hardware shortages don't mean we're at peak, it means we're producing at full capacity and there's demand for more. tpu's and gpu's can coexist and there is robust demand for both. oracle maxing out the credit card is not a red flag but a green one babe. you should be more afraid of getting left behind than getting dumped on. i love you very much and i'm thinking of you dear.
>>61774129sexy black women existing is political now?
Financially speaking, how do I profit off of the fact that there is hard proof Trump broke Epstein out of prison in 2019?
>>61774129>t. TRT
>>61774135SNDK is le real MUU. $1000 EOM
>J.P. Morgan expects gold prices to reach $6,300 per ounce by the end of 2026, as demand from central banks and investors continues, it said in a note on MondayAre they lying niggers?
>>61774113it's literally insignificant to me but if it makes you feel better you can imagine me wailing and gnashing my teeth over itI buy more every week I might end up looking like a genius in just 2 more years
>>61774143they can wait. pretty sure open ai's backers knew what they were getting into. if they run out of money they just raise more, plenty of people want to invest and the ipo will go great. amazon wasn't profitable for decades, still has never paid a dividend, but the company was a massive success and the investors are happy too. it's not about what you think something is worth, it's the market. openai's credit is good, the service is valuable, getting to profitability is a job for accountants and they will manage it.
>>61774172central banks aren't hoarding silver, that's for damn sure
Holy fuck IREN pumping
>>61774143The IPO being rushed is the biggest redflag and apparently OpenAI is trying to beat Anthropic to IPO. Makes it sound like theese AI companies want to IPO to dump the bags and responsiblity on someone else. Doesn't help that Scam Altman was begging for a bail out in November lol
>>61774160Please be true, would be the kekkiest event in my lifetime
>>61774175You're buying more of this dogshit?What the fuck you stupid nigger. I thought I was being mean but damn you really are a dumb baggie.
>>61774182yeah and remember that OpenAI hasnt even really started monetizing ChatGPT yetyes, theres subscriptions, but do you see any ads around? we're talking about a billion weekly users
>>61774160Reminder that the glowies are everywhere and never post any personally identifying things on this site.
>>61774129I too think we should keep the niggers out of this thread boss.
>>61774172no. but think about it. it went from mid-$4000 to mid-$5000 in less than a month already this year. they obviously expect a significant draw down inbetween. what you guys never get with this buy and hold shit is you miss out on trading volatility and locking in profits and buying back in later. instead you just sit in shit for long time frames where significant instability robs you of both profits and any degree of certainty.
>>61774201it's so retarded it just might workhow many times do i have to explain my investment thesis to you old man
Cam on schd-chan you can do it
MU????
>>61774187>He bought IREN>He bought GRRRHe's going to be alright, he might just make it.Please peep my crude calculations on IREN's power & GPU capacity value using the MSFT deal as a metric.It is likely to become my largest holding, £100K +Unironically next Nvidia. Earnings should be fun on Thursday.
HOOD or MSTR calls?
GOOG YOU FUCKING IDIOTS BUY GOOG
I can feel a dump coming
>>61774067Robinhood fucked ne over like this a few times where it SOLD to OPEN new calls instead selling to close. I use fidelity and have nonow.
>>61774265>>61774255I have GOOG, IREN, and WDC.
>>61774274good boy*pats you on the head*
>>61774268gold is about to fall off a cliff again(silver too but who cares about that shit)
my weekly profit graphs contains a massive V
>DXY green>SPX green>Gold and silver redAmerica bros are we back?
>>61774275GOOG position up bigly today. :)
$100k in tqqq and $150k cash. Do I all in GGLL?
>mfw amazon
>>61774274Good days ahead brother, WDC $400 soon come.
>oracle to fire 30,000 employees and possible sell Cerner to fund its new $156 billion OpenAI deal>the company would be sold at a loss which is concerning because Cerner is still a profitable company >Larry Ellison previously described Cerner as the foundation of a global healthcare ecosystem>despite this the stock is upI think this counts as "mania"
BOILED (BASED)
just transferred another 5k to throw into somethingthinking I should put more cash into MU or maybe do a weekly play with SNDK
>>61774336IREN before earnings/new deal announcement on Thursday
>>61774220>buy and hold shitYeah. I should have sold on friday but I am holding instead of buying low.Timed it wrong then got stubborn.Tf should I do now? Bought when it was above 5000 and getting shakier about the HODL.Add more when it starts rallying again?
Today's pump seems unmotivated, fake and gay. Did I miss any news?
is worth it to sell my silver miners now to preserve some of my gains and buy back in at a lower price?
>>61774348The only news was the lack of news on Iran therefore line go back up
>>61774220Waited in cash all month because I was afraid this would happen.Timed it very wrong.>>61774282>fall off a cliff againHow much, in your opinion?
pitifully low morale from silver marines today. hold the line and stop fucking selling!!
>>61774352personally I'm keeping a couple thousands in a mines etfbut ask yourself, if you had that money now would you buy those mines stocks?if not sell those and finalize your gains
What ever happened to SNAP
I don't get it. Why would our Leader station all these boats off the coast of Iran if we weren't going to use them to bomb the fuck out of those good for nothing mother fuckers boss?
>>61774371I tried to slurp the physical dip but my local dealer is out of silver and isn't expecting delivery until March.
>>61774376why waste the bombs if they capitulate to mere threats boss think logically
Shill IREN to me
>>61774352Results reports are coming out in a few days. Might be worth waiting for. Check schedule for when yours are announced.
>>61774376Assets are still being moved to the area. Probably just doesn't think there is enough there yet to make sure the regime ends.
>>61774313there's no mania, darling. a better opportunity has arisen and they're taking advantage of it. there's other ways to make money for sure, and if anyone's smart enough to find them it's you babe, but tech is still the easiest place to make money, the surest bet there is right now. i know it's just that kind of talk that makes you bristle because you're too contrarian for your own good, but it's the truth babe, and i wish you'd listen.
>SNDK single-handedly pulling my port into greenBASED BASED BASED
Is there an ETF that tracks the S&P500, but avoids companies whose gains are dependent on AI?
>>61774392Don't try to explain anything to a guy that got pink eye dumpster diving for diapers.
>>61774396Missed it.
>>61774313They must have some deal with the government to backstop all that debt.
>>61774409Just buy Coca Cola
>>61774418Is that you, Warren?
>>61774313oracle is a license extortion company wearing the skin of a tech company. as long as they don't fire any lawyers their income is fine
>>61774409Why does it matter? If the AI companies start tanking they'll just rebalance their portfolios.
>>61774396IREN swings up and down like a fucking Yoyo. Want a quick and dirty position then that's your gal.
>>61774425They literally own the foundational programming language that 90% of real companies are built on.
>>61774425firing 30,000 people is fucking insanenot to mention selling a profitable company they ownCerner is 10% of their entire earnings So they're just selling 10% of their profitable business venture to fund unprofitable OpenAI shitsomeone explain this shit
>>61774418KO has been a really solid rock in the old folio. I set it up on a dividend reinvestment so every time I remember its there, there is more of it.
>>61774448im surprised no one talks about ((Blackrock)) all that often
>>61774396Buy APLD
>>61774396They have 810 MW available today, 200 of which + GPU compute are being leased to MSFT for $9.7B over 5 years. By end of next year they will have 3,000 MW available. Hyperscalers need this ASAP and will pay a pretty penny for it.
MNST has been pretty nice and consistent to me
>>61774365it'll deffo hit 4000 before rebounding. your only option is to sit in it for ages which isn't ideal but it's where you are.
>>61774376It seems the Iran problem needs a larger stockpile of ammo before the it kicks off. War bloggers are mostly saying to give it two more weeks. C-17s are still flying 24/7 between the US, bases in UK/Germany and the Middle East. An auspicious date for bombing Iran would be Chinese New Year, which coincides with a new moon, giving US the highest advantage for night-time operations.
MUchuds why were we down 10% overnight but up 7% now
>>61774438the vast majority of java applications do not use anything that would require paying oracle for a license.>>61774445ye I am mostly memeing Ellison's money machine may have actually done something too retarded for its own good this time. Pity he won't suffer for it personally. Sun sends its regards, Larry.
>>61774445babe, are you really concerned with oracle's financials? what is the point of this? if you want to discuss it i'm here, i'm debating with you. i want to be near you and get closer to you. that's what i'm doing this for. are you ringing the alarm on oracle, or are you doing this for some emotional reason?
Ooooooo
no cap. is palantir being in the Epstein files bullish or bearish?
>>61774438We have dumped Oracle Java because they made this ridiculous new license model for it. Moved everything to OpenJDK, no license payments to Oracle for Java anymore. t. Eurofag working in IT
I'm not touching IREN because it's a GAMB/GRRR nigger shillWithout looking at the chart I bet it's still 30% below what it was in october
>>61774481>sit in it for agesDays or months?Thank you but why 4000?I missed every rally last year because I couldn't decide when to enter.
>>61774485So you're saying we're going to get a lunar new year fireworks show from the sand box boss?
I bet the glowies have a 200 page file on the babe poster kek
>>61774523-27.3% from October local peak, correct
>>61774523A broken clock is still right twice a day.GRRR & IREN are up bigly YTD.
>ai slop
>>61774485>>61774529Well the 17th may be the new moon, but the 18 is the first day of Ramadan. Looks like Ramadan bomb-a-thon is back on the menu boss.
i just buyeded moreim changing my trail stop sell order and ill see you pre earnings niggers
>>61774529Yes, that's more probable than any sooner. President Trump had dinner with former president George W. Bush on Saturday, I'm sure they talked about how to put on a good show in the sandbox,
>>61774510Bullish, they should have their finger in every pie.
>>61774532Kek
FUCKINGTRIPSANDTHEMARKETFUCKINGRIPS
>>61774397Fair point. Looks like AG, CDE, HL and PAAS are all in the next two weeks or so. WPM doesn't report until March 12.
I just need a +4% on cocoa to break even please got let there be a storm at the cocoa facility
>>61774524pull up a 1 day and 1 week chart with vwma as the indicator and see how over bought it is. you'll be looking at months.
>>61774565you went all in on cocoa?
I dumped my silver at a loss. Not going to baghold for a decade to break even. Loss or not ill make it back by investing over the time it takes silver to reach ath again.
>BOIL -50%hahaha what the actual fuck
>>61774541YTD but not from when you started shilling it in october or even earlier nigger
>>61774577Thanks for the bottom signal, to the moon we go!
>>61774577idiot, you could have at least waited for the return to "normal"
I'm making money today
How are we doing /smg/What moves are you making?Utilities and Communications been on a rip
>>61774585True but the return to normal may still be lower than where we are right now. >>61774584I doubt it but ive accepted it.
>>61774589The SAP and Deutsche Telekom stock I bought on Thursday are moving slowly but in the right direction.
>>61774589I have invested in TQQQ and MU, like most anons here, and I am making big money fast, like most anons here.I love the stock market! Making money is fun and easy.
>>61774585return to 'normal' for silver is $50-60
Does anyone know a vendor for sr17018I need to get off kratom
>>61774570Fuck.I have lost too much money already.Anons have been advising to hold because the fundamentals haven't changed.My unrealized losses are high enough.
>Set a 2% trailing stop loss on MU fully expecting it to process in no time>Still hasn'tFuck. This isn't good, I just know that greed will whisper in my ear that if it didn't even drop 2% since you put your stop loss then why would it drop overnight.
>>61774583I've been green in IREN the entire time my average is $35 and I'm still buying.My GRRR average is $14 I've been in since November 24. I will keep shilling both no matter the price today, the price several tomorrows later will be greater. They are good companies and the future is exciting as an investor in GRRR & IREN.GAMB will rise again, it is one of the most absurdly undervalued stocks on the market.
>>61774580oh lord. why is everything being priced in like it'll never be needed again, or at least not for years.>...oh fuck
>>61774603>2%Come on wtf is thatJust sell if the ride scares you
>>61774606still never buying cope and dilate
>>61774612I know it is chicken shit stuff but 1 or 2% extra is still extra even if I risk losing 2% on the bet.
>>61773728Where can I get a fine ebony queen for a wife like her?
>>61774621That's just fine my smigger, I wish you and your portfolio the best. I'm going to be a gorillionaire.
>>61774502You’re an annoying cunt. Do you know that?
>>61774610oh no wait, probably ukraine peace deal/deal with iran. which is why gold is still tanking.
>>61774572not all in but a bit yeah
>>61773790>>61773852Sorry lads but as I white man I have a sudden urge to marry and have kids with this ebony goddess and use my stock portfolio to raise a family, wish me luck sssaaarrsss
>>61774606I bought IREN but because of leddit
DEVIL TRIPSAND THE MARKETDEVILISHLY RIPS
>>61774667>off by oneNot today Satan
>>61774667>>61774557Not even fucking close boss. Now we're going to get a sell off and world war 3 involving china and iran because this post is singles.
>opened 10k worth of HOOD calls this morning at 94Bros I'm kind of nervous
made enough money today to book an ass worship session at my local dominatrix'buy (female) natural gas
would you bet on amazon or google for earnings?
>>61774705I would, yeah
babes?
>>61774690Faggler if WWIII ever breaks out my last dying action will be to find and fuck the life out of you in a rented pink Miata. You best pray for peace boy.
I would be buying the dip on HOOD right now if SOFI didn't look like the surer thing. But one is down 30% from ATH, the other down 40%. How much more do you need them to go down?
Officially out of ZSL$1200 profit aint bad at all considering i bought these on a whim last week. 0/10 investment, utter dogshit stock with near 0 liquidity on options. It can go up down sideways from here I don't care, im just glad im out. God help whoever bought these from me.
>>61774625Don't feel bad. Stop losses are based. Let winners run, cut losers fast.
>More epstein files public>Billionaires like Bezos and Bill gates in it>Markets barely moveThis economy is all fake and gay, housing created a GFC, but not this shit???
>>61774734Already priced in.
>>61774734its fake and gay faggot
>>61774734>Billionares are horrendous peopleshock horror, stop the presses
CHECK THE NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNELSCHD HIT 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61774751i schd and farded
>>61774734Tell me why it should move the market?
i'm going up and down like a yoyo
>>61774734omg they're in the epstein files what did they do??>they got hooked up with 25 year old russian whoreswow yeah the entire market definitely needs to crash over this
>>61774734why would the markets care about that?
>>61774768kek
>>61774734Why market move tell
>yield baggie MOGGED >crapto MOGGED>boomer rocksMOGGED >shit and pissMOGGEDSHE WON
>>61774734The more I get to know about this guy, the more I think it would be based as fuck to be friends with him.
>>61774751Anon, these files have had multiple intelligence ,law enforcement, and courts poring over them for years. there's probably nothing left that's going to really move markets in there, and if there was it's definitely scrubbed. There's strong possibility an Israel link will become concrete, but that still won't move markets
something big is about to happen. I sold everything. spy might end up crashing to 600 in the next few weeks. black swan kind of shit.
>>61774768Well those Russian whores did give Bill and Melinda AIDS.Which is why they donated so much to AIDS research.
>>61774801Two weeks
>>61774795meant for >>61774734
>>61774790seems like he really enjoyed burying his face betwixt the ass cheeks of beautiful womenmakes one want to invest in (female) natural gas
>>61774751>Look at my buy history>It took SCHD two years to move up 5 dollars>Drip increased shares by 0.5%Is winning supposed to feel this bad?
>india deal locked inhope youre ready for your bags to pump after hours
I'm so glad I slurped at open(yes i know the ai slop needs to be fixed slightly ill do that later)
What are good strong buys right now
>>61774790I don't. He wasn't even able to fully understand the 2008 crash...
>>61774781>SCHD 30 degrees
>>61774806China also collapses in 2 weeks
>>61774781SCHD chads.. I kneel
I think it's LAME that all the price happens between 9:30 and 10:00 and nothing happens for the rest of the day.
>>61774838Silver
Actually another US Session of nothing but pump
>>61774826Shut the fuck FAGGOT im up BIGLY and will no longer tolerate any shittalking about my stockwife. >>61774843I SAID ILL FIX UP THE SLOP LATER
>>61774844Why?I understand spy because it's sucking AI dick and if it gets corrected it'll pull tech chip and memory with it. But why china?
BRICS already collapsed between 2020 and 2022 they just didn't say anything. it's part of their strategy of doing nothing forever.
Shorting WDC on margin tonight Wish me luck
>>61774457still love you babe. missing your affection.
Guys, invest in silver now!
So...Now that China has allowed the importation of H200, will Nvidia finally rise, or will we remain stagnant?
I set my limit order for SNDK just a little too low this morning and the price just shot right up on open. Next time I'll just take what the market gives me I guess ;_;
>>61774876you know they have an investor event tomorrow, right?
MY REASON TO STAY ALIVE IS TO BOUGHTED AT LEAST ONE (1) SCHD EVERY DAYSCHD IS THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THAT I BELIEVE IN 100%. I BUYDED ON RED DAYS, ON GREEN DAYS AND ON CRAB DAYS. I AM ALWAYS REWARDED AND AM UP ***^^^BIGLY^^^***
>>61774819the patrician's choice
>>61774912Yeah I do. The CEO is gonna shit himself on stage and the stock is gonna crater 9%. He's lactose intolerant and the menu includes dairy
>>61774910They probably have to lower their prices. I'm not sure every AI company wants to replace half their cards every other year, and that cost will end up on consumers.I suspect that mid level cards will be enough in most cases and this will hit Nvidia, especially in China.
>>61774926
>>61774933tbf i hope that happens, that would be very funny
WHERES THAT OPPENHEIMER POSTING FAGGOTIM GONNA BASH YOUR HEAD IN
so this is it for today huh?
What the heckerino my stonkalinos are just sitting there.
>>61774978Post how much SCHD you have so I can mock your monthly "salary" first you diaper shitting SCHD baggie.
Wow. Sandisk is going apeshit. Was there any particular news?
I think I just pooped my pants boss.
>he actually thinks its going to 700thank you for being japanese exit liquidity.
>>61775001Trying to beat sneed and feed to 700
big SOXS dip happening rn. get in there and slurp it up marines.
>S&P500>its not at 500
I took my gains from IREN and got the fuck out. I have a feeling something jewish is gonna happen after hours. May slurp the dip tomorrow morning.
>>61775026humiliating honestlymakes me not proud to be an investor
>>61774850>>61774901based, truly the chosen metal
>>61775028>He's going to miss the AWS contract announcement at 6am
>>61775052Yeah or Trump sharts in the oval office causing a 10% drop in every tech stock for some random reason. After setting 30k on fire last week Im gonna try to play it a bit more safe this time around.
KEK SCHD
>>61775070>Implying our Leader poops.yeah okay, I hope ICE disappears you and your whole family boss.
>schd 30.05holy FUCK s-slow down a little i need to update this pic now kek
>>61774220>implying I've held gold long ever Go parabolic again so I can short you. The only surprise this time was it didn't take a month like in 2011 and I got to keep all that theta.
>>61775042>>61775042>>61775042
wtfwt??
whens a good time to buy RGTI again?
>>61775120fuck ICE
>>61774911Nigga u had all day Friday
Why has rocket lab been taking a shit
>>61775197didn't rgti dump along with the whole ai sector? wait for them to rebound, if you look it up all ai shitstock from russell dumped very heavily.
>>61775210My cash from my rollover hadn't settled. I did buy ~2 shares in my Roth on Friday though :)
>>61774265bawt goog at 150-ish sort of late now...wish I loaded up more
>>61773728imagine those obsidian lips around my BWC
>>61773832ZSL going to the moon confirmed
aaaand going down
I don't feel so good holding GOOGL $400 CALLS anons, someone please comfort me
