Pax Sinica-Europea edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61773728
Early bake
If you're not FOMOing into adult diapers right now you're going to miss out. Kimberly Clark is going to be the next SanDisk.Storage is the future.
>>61775068Early AND Chinese
>>61775079I only buy the cute ab/dl ones.
is it true that black people dont tip?
Went all in on HOOD for the sailor moon rip
Why is HOOD down so much?
WTFWT
>>61775163No more football betting for like at least 6 months
>>61775042Why this retarded buy back after -1,5% in the premarket?From panic to everything bullish again, new ath in a couple hours?
>>61775181Gambling addicts dont need a reason to gamble
Is bitcoin computer going out of business?
>>61775152We don't even serve black people where I'm from boss.
>>61775163It's down because burgerball is over and bitfuck is down. It'll pop minimum 25 percent between now and next Friday
When should I slurp up HOOD?
Top is in
>>61775184Ukraine war might be over soon. Peace deal in the works and Tulsi Gabbard is about to get yeeted for being a Russian spy. Unironically the admin is trying to save face and it's working for the market
KEK SCHDIt dumped because of: >US Treasury To Borrow $574 Billion In Q1, Sees End Cash Balance Of $850 Billion- Expects To Borrow $109 Billion In Q2, Sees End Cash Balance Of $900 Billion
Would you NON-HEBRAICS Hold or Sell Palantir?
>>61775068Both of the last threads aren't even at the bump limit yet
>>61775237The fuck are you talking about nigger schd is over 30
>>61775042>USAR up bigly>down to even>go up bigly again >now negative>all in one dayWhat in the shapiro is going on here?
Here you go openheimer nigger 774.487 shares, avg around 26-27 because i boughted a lot in the 28s and 29s
>>61775248Over 80% of all /smg's in circulation have been printed in just the last 4 years.
Did you pivot anon?
>>61775251maybe he meant schp? No idea otherwise
>>61775295yeah i pivoted from tech to tech by buying SPY
>>61775295I piled into Micron if that's what you mean
V
>>61775308holy jeeted
>>61775316I still can't get over AMT bailing out of India because they couldn't make money with how much theft there was
>>61775295I am currently 100% an MU nigger.
haha seriously though why are all the space stocks crashing and burning
there are certain smells I need to experience in my life, but it will only happen if I make some more money in this market
>>61775340because the future isn't space, the future is black females.
>>61775340like?
>>61775329Remember that 20% trailing stop loss order, anon.
>>61775133same
>>61775358RKLB, LUNR, etc
>>61775365Of course. I lowered it a bit since MU doesn't seems as volatile as the others.
>>61775365But I want to ride it all the way down
>LATEST: GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen said he's planning a "very, very, very big" acquisition of a publicly traded consumer firm.He is doing it again
>He bought IREN>He bought GRRRHe's gonna be alright
>SCHD pumpWelp time for a little DCAing. Hope you all bought the generational bottom of the premier Dividend and Growth ETF. 2nd only to VT of course.
>>61775331Soooo.... lessee... AMD and SuperMicroPenis tomorrow, Googlefag and Qualcomm Wednesday, and Microchip Thursday. Gonna be another exciting week, one way or the other. I still maintain the safe money is on MU. For anons who don't have any yet, resist the urge to go all in. Buy a little. Wait for it to edge up and give you a margin of safety. Then buy a little more. That may be contrary to the conventional wisdom, but it's worked for me.
>>61775162Who is this fag being spammed on 4chan?
>>61775340instead of asking this question all the time you lazy niggers could just use the fucking internet. it's likely profit taking before artemis II.
Why did no one tell me petco's stock name is "WOOF"also what the FUCK happened?
>>617754114% starting yield on SCHD was an insane entry point
>>61775423one of the epstein survivors
>>61775423Christoffer Møøt. Founder of Reddit
>>61775402>nft marketplace>closing stores>opening fulfillment centers to compete with amazon>closing those fullfillment centers >closing more stores>buying btc at the generational top>closing more stores>hmm maybe i'll do an m&a like my schizo cult has been talking about for 5 yearsI can't wait to see what's next from the twisted mind of Ryan Cohengonna short it if it hits 30 famalam baka baka
>>61775426>what the woof happened?Everyone regrets getting dogs during covid for "emotional support" and now having to pick up their shit until they die of old age.
I bought PLTR calls :)
>>61775435He's danish?
I can't wait for this High Stakes special military operation in the sand box bros.
>>61775425Asking questions on 4chan is a form of using the internet. Thank you for your serviceNASA has fuck all to do with my publicly traded space companies nitwit
>>61775441unironic civilization whiteness check what kind of uncivilized fuck ass do you need to be to not enjoy having a dog
>The recession indicator nobody's watching just collapsed 32%.>Heavy Truck Sales.>When companies stop buying $150K trucks, they know something you don't.>Here is the rule:>Truck sales rising Businesses expanding, economy strong>Truck sales flat 3+ months Warning, growth slowing>Truck sales crashing 20%+ Recession already here>Heavy truck sales just dropped 32% year-over-year—steepest decline since 2009.>2008: Truck sales crashed 40% Great Recession>2020: Truck sales crashed 35% COVID recession>2024: Truck sales down 32% ???>Trucking companies aren't buying because freight demand is dying.>Freight demand is dead because consumers stopped spending.>Consumers stopped spending because they're broke.>This isn't a leading indicator.This is a confirmation.>The recession isn't coming.It's already here.>Watch truck sales.Ignore the GDP "growth" numbers.It's over.
>>61775384Very prudent. By the way, I note with interest that Micron's PEG ratio is minutely lower than it was last week. That means industry consensus on their next earnings report has gone up, which is an encouraging sign.
Why aren't there anti companies? Companies that counter other companies?Like if there are space companies there should be anti space companies that focus on stopping space exploration? They could mess with rockets and rocket fuel in a legal way.
>>61775447>NASA has fuck all to do with my publicly traded space companies nitwitAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA, it's cute how fucking retarded you are HAHAHAHAHAH
>>61775453For reference.
>>61775466like governments that regulate that shit?
>>61775435Mind you, Møøt bites can be pretty nasti...
>>61775466A bureaucracy?
>>61775466>why aren't there anti companies?it's called government*shits self while firing guns in my truck whiule listening to country music*
>>61775465Where do you expect MU to be at by mid year and end of year?
>>61775468how did it spike before covid? or is that just a graphical issue that the line goes up during covid?
Sandisk has no fab / business cycle for me to time what demand looks like in year. The fab side of Micron along with its increased capex means you're looking at 2027 for demand to sag, barring the bubble itself going.
>>61775426retail real estate makes no money. it's a scam. and the normies gave their covid pets away by now.
if PLTR drops Karp's response will be meme material
>>61775486I have no idea. However, here's some quick messy math: IF earnings remain stable, which is a good bet, then to achieve a PEG of 1 the stock would have to reach $850 a share. Also, if you average their current and forward PE's together, that gives you a PE of 22; to achieve that, the price would have to go to $750. So... yeah. That's my seat of the pants guesstimate. If the crazy train keeps going into next year, and these new fabs coming online can satisfy demand without cutting profits, then it may achieve low earth orbit. Nobody actually knows. But as long as the PEG is .5 or lower, it remains IMHO the best deal on the market, period.
Just picked up some leddit and mu calls. Should I pick up PLTR puts?
>>61775491Based on its most recent earnings report, Sandisk's current PE ratio is around 95, which is astronomical. However, its PEG ratio is .94, which is much more comfortable. Sandisk's guidance for third quarter earnings are $12-$14 a share, or about twice what they reported in January. HowEVER... they lowballed their last earnings report by 100%. They whistled innocently and twiddled their thumbs and said oh, we think it's $3 and change per share. It turned out to be $6.20. Bear in mind they are largely sold out for the year and they know exactly what their earnings are.After pulling that stunt once, one supposes that the day they report *honest* earning estimates is the day SNDK drives off a cliff. So get on a platform that allows for after-hours trading and watch them like a hawk with your finger on the mouse button the day those earnings come in, anons. Yes, there are potentially great gains to be made, but it's all speculation at this point.
What ever happened to that massive bomb in Tennessee right after COVID. That shit was wild and nothing ever really became of that
>>61775524wat
at what point do i try to catch the falling knife that is MSTR?
I'm praying to GOD that AMZN don't close above 255 on Friday market close.
>>61775536you dont.... MSTRQ
>>61775536It's not looking good desu. When Saylor had to calm people from leaving it's not the bottom yet. The pump will be astronomical though. You can probably jump on after a 10 percent up day and be safe
Pltr calls?
If I had $500k, it would finally feel like I'm with the realm of making it. It's not rich tier but it's the turning point where I could take gambles that generate good returns without risking the whole pile. Ie a 10% gamble that ends up going 1.5x in 3 months is a pretty good return. The same cannot be said when you only have $50k and only risk $5000 only to get $2500 as profit 3 months later. The opportunity cost and the emotions of seeing other things pump might just get to me and I drop the play for something else, after all $2500 after 3 months is nothing amazing. I could make that in a month waging. But $25k? Yeah now that's serious return, the emotions are not so heavily influencing my behavior, it's the point where the action is now low risk to my networth, but a great return on my col requirements.All I need is one big multibagger on an all in and I could be there but I can't do it guys, risking it all is terrifying but not doing it may result in it taking years to get there! Why can't it be this easy!!!
>>61775566Your first duty is to protect the principal. Taking it slow and sure is the correct approach.
>>61775566If i had $200k i would be retiring in my Europoor country
>>61775515So $850/$750 by eoy, about a 2x. Would options be a good idea or is that risk too high?
Where are we on here bros?
>>61775532It was in Nashville it was huge blew up like half a block? You don't remember????
>>61775451language babe... what kind of dog do you have? mine is a formosan mountain dog. he cuddled with me last night but i wish it had been you.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61775582No, but the stock. Do not go all in. Take the amount you were thinking about investing and cut it in half. Wait until it goes up, say, 20%. That gives you a good safe margin. Then buy a little more. Wash rinse repeat. That's how you make money and shield yourself from disaster.
>>61775594Today: +1.07%This Month: +1.07%This Year: +0.47%
fucking faggots
>>61775594+$719.55 (+0.28%)yawn
>>617755949.43%, largely due to Sandisk going berserk again. It's exhilarating, but there's no reliable data on their fundamentals, which makes my nerves scream.
>>61775602don't drag your parents into this
>>61775594Up 0.88%
>>61775594+2.15%, good day but finished well off the highs.
Anyone here sugar daddying? Got an offer from a zoomer girl to make her exclusive for 5k monthly (not in US). I really need to start making some money goddamit
>>61775594+2.03%QQQ bounced off the neckline at 618 today, will probably retest ATH tomorrow or wednesday. Gonna be interesting week with that and earnings
>>61775594+5.17%i was expecting to be down quite a bit to start the day given yesterdays hysterics over futures
>>61775594-1.83%Up bigly on Micron. Wish I could've slurped some of that tasty early morning dip. Not up bigly enough to offset getting gr*ped by leveraged buttcoin, thoughever.
>>61775594I cashed out on my silver puts
>>61775611Have fun getting outbid, if a girl doesn't want you when she thinks you're below average, she just wants your money and you're in the way
>>61775621Wow. Way to go.
>>61775625what the fuck are you on about
>>61775611Any woman who would make that offer is a fucking whore. Hiring whores on an ad hoc basis is cheaper.
pltr mooning
Was expecting a bloodbath today. I’m very pleased
My MU stop loss went through. Relief that I locked in profits but soon to turn into butthurt when it evidently rips the whole week.
>>617756111. You're a loser2. Terrible investment and you would not be exclusive 3. Post her pics faggot
>>61775634If she's exclusive for 5k, she's not exclusive anymore the moment someone flashes 6k
>>61775640Wew wtf?
>>61775637Depends on how much you spend per month. If you go often enough, it starts to make sense to retain one girl. Also if she sleeps with you only she has something which no transitory paid girls have (you know what it is if you were with regular girls).
>>61775640$130 in two hourscap this post
>>61775611You think a whore would make herself exclusive? If she can bag a retard like you for 5k monthly then she can bag some other retard for 6k monthly and so on and so forth.
>>61775594+13% all in SNDK. And that's realized profit.
> PLTR
Sandisk up a point after hours hell ya this stock just don’t quit
>>61775611how much seggs is that?
PLTR EARNINGS 40 MINUTEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYAHS0oaiY
>>61775645How the hell did that happen? What was it, like 5%?
>>617755940.49% My stop losses triggered Friday and I bought back in today, after most of the price action, like a fag cuck. But I'm still up! The long march to /makingit/ continues.
>>61775594About 0.5%>>61775664You all in'd on Friday and sold today didn't you? Yesterday must've been nerve wracking.
>>61775681Felt like roping last night, desu.
PLTR about to iv crush everyone's asshole like a black hole
>>61775678> called a "stop loss"> causes losses
>>61775671That has no impact on semiconductors/memory/storage so I don't care. Neener.
>>61775465>That means industry consensus on their next earnings report has gone upThis puts extra pressure on them to beat by a landslide this quarter, no? Kinda spooky.
>Stocks down>Indices upworking as intended
>>61775689Thats why you buy in the money calls. Im up 30% because I bought 135 strike calls and that doesnt include premium.
>earnings beat>dumpsAh it's because I bought. I am the least lucky person I know. What a retarded joke lmao.
>>61775594Bought the bottom last night and sold GOOG at 344.00, hoping to buy the evening dip. Caught the falling knife on nvda just now. Whoops.
>>61775690Stop, loss.
>>61775692I remain cautiously optimistic. They're sold out for the year, so their earnings are carved in stone and are certain to be robust. We simply don't know what they are yet. That said, I intend to be on thinkorswim on March 18th with my finger on the SELL button, just in case. That is going to be the nerve-racking norm for all of these datacenter-servicing stocks for the next year.
>>61775705what did ya buy 'non?
>>61775673Really low, 2%. I basically just wanted an out that wasn't based on my own weak will.
>>61775640Yo, what the fuck.
>>61775594Im late, got lost in playing workers and resources-6.66%Its bad.
Oh fuck they closed the markets and locked me inside boss.
PALANTIR BROS, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.
How low IQ are people on stocktwits?
>>61775692>>61775711Also, Samsung reported their earnings TRIPLED on Friday. That's bullish as hell for the competition.
>>61775640To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.
>>61775727forgot to post the gore
>>61775732sounds about on level with the average e*ropean TDS /smg/er so probably 101
>>61775739sorry for your loss anon
>>61775747He's a seven-digiter. Calibrate your sympathy.
>>61775594Guess I'm gonna find out soon. I accidentally bought 55x 110 HOOD calls expiring next week instead of 5x 90 HOOD
>>61775732Oh shit I forgot all about that site. That's true comedy. I kind of assumed the site disappeared after the whole 2020 meme stock boom fizzled away.
>>61775665My little surveillance stock doin’ a little something
>>61775578 how are the women there?
>>61775617why are you censoring groped
>>61775594+0.77%
>>61775739hey at least you saved a bunch of money on capital gains tax tho
>>61775773He's censoring graped unc
>>61775686Was the return worth it after said rollercoaster?>>61775739That sucks man.
>>61775376do you mess and wet them too?you got onesies?
>>61775690They should call them stop wins since most of the time they stop you from winning
>>61775807why
>>61775807waht's wrong with grapes?
>>61775617ayo this nigger got something against grapes
>>61775827>>61775828"Creators" on Twitter, TikTok and Jewtube have to censor the word rape, often using the word "grape" in its place, and sometimes even using the word but also censoring it anyway, for fear of getting their posts or videos flagged by the algos. Same reason fags say "unalived" instead of killed
>>61775731WITH JEWS YOU WIN
>>61775865Censoring yourself to get around these algorithms is incredibly gay. Even more gay is censoring yourself on websites that don't use filters.Gen Z really is the newspeak generation kek.
>>61775865this ain't you fag shit website fucknut you're gonna get demonetized irl bringing that cancer here you little twat. You better respect my board culture and call me a nigger RIGHT NOW
>>61775865Why can't they just talk about rape? Is it because it is too offensive to illegals who are doing the raping?
>>61775594+1.85%
ITT: Bunch of incels projecting their insecurities
>>61775879We don't let niggers into this thread retard.
>>61775881some fag or a woman may get PTSD from that one time their creepy uncle touched their naughty parts, chief
>>61775896Faggler I didn't know you were chill like dat
>>61775881the mere mention of rape sends women into wild 12 hour long goon sessions, if you substitute a vaguely similiar word into the same context their tiny female brain minds don't make the association and they don't have a sexual emergency>>61775896yea it's not your miata
>>61775879>>61775896We don't use that word here
>>61775865Then he has come to the right place. He is free to say RAPED and NIGGER here.
>>61775910Yes we do. We totally do.
>>61775910we say "this" loudly and freely always havewhat the fuck is wrong with the word "this" ?are you deranged?
>>61775913Tbh I think they should put a filter on the word nigger to be faggot and vice versa for a week. It would be really funny
>>61775913Blue board. It's consent accidents and N-slur here.
>>61775926/lit/ had a thread awhile back where you substituted one word in the title of a famous book with the word 'faggot.' Many lulz were had.
>>61775712I'm not going to say because I'll just get snarky replies, from baggy probably, about how I should have 'known' it was 'obviously' going to dump on a positive earnings beat, because /smg/ always knows but only conveniently after the market has already decided to be mega retarded.
>>61775933You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded boss.
>>61775940Faggot Dick
Can't afford DDR5 or a 5090, but I can afford MUU with a 20% stop
>>61775940No Country for Old Faggot
>>61775940A Tale of Two Faggot
>>61775940Faggots in the RyeLord of the FaggotsNight of a Thousand And One Faggots
>>61775940Clifford the big red faggot
Looks like PLTR earnings cooked and once again demolished its haters.It's crazy that no one talks about accumulating. Nothing but upside for Palantir as long as Trump is in power.
>>61775940Mein Faggot
>>61775983You're only supposed to replace one word with faggot, not faggots you fucking retarded faggot.
>>61775991I can do what I want, faggot.
>>61775991Nigger faggot
>>61775714>>61775645Don't feel too bad. My 17.5% stop loss goal on MUU was reached. I bought back in on Friday though because I realized this was bullshit, but I only had 1 share worth of cash available
>>61775940/sci/ edition:Pale Blue FaggotThe Faggot in a NutshellThe Selfish FaggotThe Faggot WatchmakerOrigin of the Faggot
PLTR EARNINGS REPORT NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYAHS0oaiYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYAHS0oaiY
What number we looking for to slurp Microsoft
>>61776025microsoft is dead because of jeets boss
>>61776025Microslop is the next IBM. They've been jeeted from top to bottom and are doomed to fade into irrelevance.
>>61776033All the same they make a lot of fucking money
>>61776025395
>>61775437>>61775402It's really funny that Gamestop has $9b in their bank account, 0% interest on their debt, and has had like 6 quarters of earnings beat - but there are a few emotionally stunted retards in /smg/ committed to waiting for it to slow motion car crash back to $13 and demand it be discussed in it's own generalshort GME harderso that I can slurp :^)
God damn. If I can hand onto half the money I've made this year I will have had a very good year. I'm gonna buy Dad a goddam jacuzzi.
>>61776046It's funnier that a GME baggie general still exists, though
>>61776046it is the ideal time for GME puts
>>61776049No bugatti?
>>61776046get a grip nigger i'm aware of the financials but cohen sucks. I'm waiting until it pumps past 30 to short for a reason...so i can close my shorts at 24
>>61776053it really is, especially when you consider there's a group of faggots committed to hating GME here and on plebbit
>>61776049did Dad give you those good stock tips?? don't forget about your good friend anon buddyor else
I made $10k today, what do I spend/invest it on?
>>61776082Muuuuuuuuuuuu
>>61776070>shorts @ 24kek baggie
>>61776076No, Dad can't manage money for shit. That's why I manage what little he can afford to invest. Right now he owns some AIRR and one (1) share of Micron, and he's happy as a clam.
>>61776082Hi anons, Charles Schwab MU-shill here. I've been trying to help you guys make money since last November, and I will persist as long as I feel it will do any good. Look at the low forward PE and the absurdly low PEG. Look at the EPS forecast. The crazy train has no brakes, and there is still time to get on board. Buy a little. Put a 20% trailing stop loss on it and leave it alone. Wait for it to go up, so that you feel safe. Then buy a little more. So long as the PEG remains below .5, it remains a screaming deal.I know you have that AHHH I DON'T WANT TO BUY AT THE TOP feeling. That's okay, anon. Don't get greedy and don't get scared. Just hang on tight and wait for the tsunami of cash to keep pushing them upwards. Oh, and remember -- you cannot baghold semiconductor stocks. It WILL go back down to $100 or so after the data center craze is over and wander around aimlessly for the next 10-15 years.
>>61776108You’re gonna let me know when to sell, right? You wouldn’t just leave
>>61776130We're all big boys come on now set your own target. Right now it's easy mode free money. Once it crosses 1? Well not exactly
>>61776046earnings beats don't matter, at all.
>>61775231There will be no peace deal, the two negotiating positions are much too far apartUkraine will not give Russia land it has failed to take through military means or acknowledge occupied land as russian and Putin will not accept any deal that leaves the Ukrainian government and military in a functional state
>>61776130When I sell, I will certainly let everyone know. For now I advise you to do as I have done, and that is use a 20% trailing stop loss.
Should I buy a few shares of MGBYY?
>>61776142IREN
>>61776142MBGYY Fuck
ITS HIM
>>61776148wats he doin
>>61775881It makes the advertisers nervous so it had to go
>>61776148He looks like he's imprisoned
>>61775681What was really nerve wrecking was going all in Friday morning at open like a retard and just praying for a bounce today. Thank God its back
>owning precious metals is not "safe" because COMEX and others can raise margin requirements and plummet the metals down for no reason and with no legal consequences to themselvesI think I am a little tired of the existence of the supposed state of Israel and the jewish allegedly people.
>>61776046I don't think about Gamestop at all
>>61775611kys
about to go balls deep in PLTR. according to the Epstein files it looks like the govt is blackmailed into spending with PLTR. this guaranteed bottomless revenue stream should be extremely bullish in the long term making PLTR a value play right now.
why did stocks go up todayi thought we were getting a cataclysm from futures?
>>61776229everyone zoomed out.
>>61776233blessed zoomers
>>61775042Ha, I dont think Xi wants Democracy that badly.
>>61776229Everyone buys the dip, then sells off before next crash . This is a normal reaction
>>61776108Thoughts on Broadcom? Sandisk? Feels like the same party.I'm just wondering when it all ends
>>61776193looks like somebody...>forgot gamestop
>>61776246Broadcom is nice, but Micron is a much better value. Sandisk plain scares the shit out of me, because there's no data on their fundamentals save a forward PE and phat earnings. None. And even if we did, most conventional metrics cease to function when a stock appreciates 1000% a year. Buy some, but be wary.... and have your finger on the trigger when their next earnings report comes due.
>>61776269Sounds reasonable. I need to set my stop loss on that too.
>>61775894Cope harder manlet
>>61776274And to answer your question directly, the memory/storage crunch will go into next year and maybe the year after that. That is a certainty. What we don't know is what effect that will have on MU, SNDK, WDC, and all the other companies that build the memory/storage for all these goddam data centers -- on their stocks as financial instruments. Micron has two new huge fabs coming online early next year, and that might break the drought and send their stock tumbling. Or that spare capacity might be gobbled up and send them mooning yet again, as ridiculous as that sounds. We simply don't know.
I need more jew stocks like Palantir please, I unironically want free money.
>>61776229Because they never should have gone at all on Friday.
>>61776310cant get more jewish than ZIM
>>61776309Cool. Thanks anon.
>>61776269I've been obsessed with SNDK's valuation this year. From what I can gather, SNDK is 1/3 the size of PLTR in marketcap, but has over 2X the sales. That's kind of crazy, desu.Sold off my SNDK today, so that means it will probably keep going up. Last Friday scared me though, so I'm thankful to get out. That being said I do have a ton of PLTR from years ago, and it almost seems foolish to keep holding that if SNDK is better value. Crazy to think about.
>>61776345Your servant sir.>>61776347Try buying a little MU. You'll like it.
Tinfoil hat on, but what are the chances there's some FUD from Google being placed into the media? We know they're the biggest real OpenAI competitor.
>>61776370>there's some FUD from Google being placed into the mediaI have no idea what this means. English, please.
>>61776375Here unc.>FUD stands for Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt, a, marketing or propaganda tactic used to influence perception by spreading negative, misleading, or false information. Primarily used in business, politics, and cryptocurrency, it aims to create panic, sway opinions, and manipulate stakeholders into making, or avoiding, specific decisions.
>futures
I'm going to buy US oil ETFs when they dip, about as much as I spend on gas per year. Then when the price of gas at the pump goes up, I can sell the US oil ETFs to have no extra expenditure on high beta gasoline
>>61776390Ah so. Very likely, but I don;t think it's necessary. The libtard faggots at Google are going to win the AI race whether they massage the media -- which is their core business, remember -- or not. Google the Dirty DRAM Deal and you'll understand that OpenAI is fucked beyond belief.
tfw life mogged by scoobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXszEETkcwE
>80% earnings jump>5% stock bump (and falling)>still 300+PElmao pltr is retarded
>>61776375how did you find 4chan if you dont know what fud is
>>61776421this boomer can barely breathe he's flexing so hard lol califags are the biggest gay
>>61776421i wonder sometimes if he's seen my pecs>>61776452mogged
>>61776452he would FUCK you up anon
>ORCL today
>>61775585
>>61776447If you don't care about crypto you probably wouldn't know it.Still, bearish for MUshill
>>61776497in a fight? he'd gas in 2 minutes he's 61 dipshit all i do is daytrade and fight
>>61776421i hate california politics and laws but the weather is the best i've ever experienced. a cool 68 in summer with sunshine is so damn nice
Sandisk up 20 bucks ah fuck my ass!!!
>>61776550I personally imagine MUshill to be a 45 year old finance guy who unironically partakes in Secret Santa at his job. He found this on accident when his Facebook feed showed him a greentext meme.
>>61776629I'm a /k/ommando actually. Been here off and on for years.
>>61776596Somtimes it be what it do
>spaceX "acquired" XaiI would almost feel bad for spaceX investors, but they knew what they were getting into when they invested into an elon meme company, even if it was the one that was profitable.
this market really does feel like gambling
>>61776514>today
>>61776675All in on GAMBIts literally valued at just over one times revenue, it will fucking rip after next earnings.
>Accelerating our global growth: Waymo raises $16 billion investment round
>>61776669>meme buys meme
PM bros we are healing
Has anyone followed Shrekli? How is he holding up? He invested in Fartcoin.
PLTR is up almost 7% after market lmfao
>>61776774literally who
>>61776815WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN??
>>61776787Great, but that ain't shit desu. It was over $200 in 2025.
>>61776774His stream trading account got liquidated because he short CAPR and they mooned. He doesnt stream much anymore, I think hes involved with some other company QCLS now. I dont think he was ever long Fartcoin though, used to be very bearish on quantum (rightfully so)
>>61776852she looks so goodthe big E really knew how to pick them
Will I be making a grave mistake if I don't jump at the SpaceX IPO if it goes through?
soxl sissies we haven't topped right? bottoms only?
HOLY FUCK MY SNXX IS POPPIN OFF SO HARD AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61776873It'll crash 50% in the weeks after the IPO. Total bull trap. There has literally never been a well known company that IPO'd and kept going up. The early buyers will get paper hands and take early profits.
>>61776640Getting a lot of mileage out of this image
>>61776906>There has literally never been a well known company that IPO'd and kept going up.Facebook?
>He hasn't slurped HYMCThere's still time smiggersInsiders are still loading the boat
>>61776375>the MUshill doesnt know what fud isI'm placing a sell order as we speak
>>61776913I'm proud of it. That is the biggest, fattest whitetail I've ever shot. She was delicious.
>>61776906I've seen talks about them merging with Tesla...
>>61776918precious metals are OVER read Kant
>>61776952That wouldn't surprise me at all. They need something to do since they're not a car company anymore.
>>61776948What did you use fellow /k/ommando?
>THE MARKET IS CRASHING>THE AI BUBBLE IS POPPING>S&P record highsare you niggers retarded or what?
>>61777001who said anything is crashing itt?
>>61777001It's over
>>61777001biz is mostly silver marines these days. be gentile with them.
>>61777008/pmg/ has never been in a worse statethe link bagholders seem to be acting up too
>>61777001who said the ai bubble is popping itt?
AAAAHHHHH I was suppose to get 200 more shares of sub 30 SCHD
>>61776948>fattest whitetail I've ever shotwhat did you shot it with and what distance?
>>61777022you're so humble
>>61776917FB tanked like 20% after IPO. Then it rose and ofc was a good investment but initial IPO price was high and people sold fast.
Glad this nigger thread is almost over.
>>61776991>>6177703825-06 from about forty feet away. She dropped like a stone. I'm proud of that too.
i told you fags to buy snxx yesterday
>>61777085>forty feet awayare you a delta seal sniper?
>>61777095No, but I'm a good woodsman.
>>61777086Bought it at 30. I knew it wod be good. I got some wdcx too. That one still needs time in the oven.
henlo mister jeromeplease lower the ratesplease bake a new threadthank u mister jerome
>>61777086I can't, i'm a europoor . I bought calls instead
>>61775975Holy based
>>61775811of course, would be a waste to not use them.I have a onesie but I rarely use it
>>61776108Should I buy mu with a 20% trailing stop loss or muu with a 20% trailing stop loss
>>61775707GOOG isn't coming back bros.... I fumbled a wee bag.
>>61777239Warren Buffet said it doesn't matter what stock you choose as long as you have a 20% trailing stop loss
>>61777261Then why did Warren Buffet keep telling me to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything?
Make a new thread, I want to shitpost
>>61777086Too busy losing money fomoing in and out of GLD instead of just buying at the open and holding. Pick something more stable than your bs and I MIGHT consider
>>61777229I bet you're really cute when you're messing your diapers :3
>>61777267so you dont hit your stop loss
Question for the leafs out there: Let's say you inherited a million tomorrow. Could you turn that into a sustainable albeit spartan living? I'm not asking if you would quit your job, but could you?
>>61777086I don't remember you telling me shit, faggot, say it louder next time so I can offset my mediocre gains>>61777331I usually average 10% return at least so probably--I'd just have to live like a poorfag.
I’ll bake give me a sec
Reminder to never to stock advice from the incel brokies on /biz/. It's pretty much the only time I've lost money on a stock. You're better off picking a random megacap (200B+).
>>61777399>>61777399>>61777399
>>61777061>and people sold fast.Yeah well those people were stupid. The long game is what any smart investor should be after.
