evropean tech independence edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61780307
install gentoo
everyone remain completely calm..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61781334I run Arch, btw
Europe is gayEurope is dyingEurope is irrelevant
>>61781327We are about to crash>big boys are spent>keep repositioning into consumer defensive stocks>gold keeps going upthe only thing that keeps me from believing it is that the mainstream media is trying too hard with pushing the anti-ai messaging. seems like manufactured panic.
A good moment to scalp calls.Dangerous day though
>>61781334Based fellow emerge bro
SARS IT IS OVER SELL THE SHIT N PISSSELL THE RUSTLERSELL EVERYTHING BUT GAMB N GRRRNEXT BOMB DRONE STRIKE WILL CRASH MARKET BACK TO 0 IT IS FUCKING OVER INVEST IN INDIA SUPERMARKET NOW!!!!
OH NO NO NO
>>61781369How do I invest in CHILD PUSSY?
I hate pmg so much bros
Hole status?
>>61781383Nigger
QUICKROTATE INTO DEFENCE STOCKSLMT & ONDS
MUmarines, hold the line!
>>61781383Miggers will believe him. Retarded lying faggot casus belli.
>>61781322Get ready for cheapies.
>>61781394FUCK DON'T POST LIKE THIS YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK LIKE BAGGIES AAAAAAAAA
>>61781394we're still here
>>61781383What will this mean for gold?
>>61781406War is bullish. Guess what is guiding those warheads towards their target? OUR chips.
>>61781383any actual discussion on how anyone here can profit from this or just "OH NO NO NO"??
>>61781394You're making us look like baggies anon. It's just a correction
>goy really thought some silly danish company was going to change society
Most pro crypto president in history btw
>>61781418I'm getting fucking raped holding MUU though but what can you do
maybe if i stay up all day and night i can break even
Bocana is going to make me a multi millionaire.They're a Canadian gold mining junior currently partnered with another company with the goal of tokenizing mining assets.New interview with their JV partner Arizore.https://www.youtube.com/live/HPpPltp6wRk>"we are on the verge of signing a really big bullion deal at the moment"https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2025/10/14/3166721/0/en/Bocana-Resources-Corp-Announces-Joint-Venture-with-Arizore-Ltd-to-Form-Arizore-LLC.htmlThey have like 10 deals going on at the same time right now and the price is incredibly low still.here's another one:https://www.linkedin.com/posts/ricky-phoon-621b1811b_greengold-sustainablefinance-carbonmarkets-activity-7422028133719138306-N37y/Even when their Arizona property gets assayed and bought, that alone will moon the stock.They have this plus this tokenization thing plus the many other projects.
>>61781322IT'S FOR SURE GOING TO PUMP, FOR SURE.
>>61781411So, long Intel?
Bill Gates and his fucking Russian whores gave my MSFT aSurpriseTerminalDump
>>61781404>>61781418We are baggies though. Bagholding this motherfucker as it blasts through 500 that is.
>>61781429kek i'm holding MU with a x5 leverage and i’m biting my tongue hard to keep our image clean
COF A fair 10 p/e
>>61781322Jupiter looks so sexy with those glasses.
>>61781436Are you talking about this one?
>>61781483Yes, I said.Buy now or regret it
>>61781408Guess.
>>61781394dump more bloody basterd. i have buy order queued
Weak ass excuse for a false flag.
MUbros hold on tight
>>61781436Bocan my nuts
Maybe me getting out of MU yesterday wasn't a bad idea. Now watch me get fucked by karma on my next buy.
Paypal sisters!?
SCHD chads stay winning
I am now -4% YTD
>>61781515>-80% over 5 years
i bought
>>61781509Long way from the 50 day.
>>61781515The value trap to end all value traps!
>>61781385Ask Macron's husband
>>61781383Taco in less than 72 hours. Thank you once again orange nigger for letting me slurp
Guys I don't think buying copper calls at the top today was a good idea
Are we still drilling?
Holy shit something blew up in the Middle East, I need to sell my assets with cashflow to buy rocks.
>>61781466>tfw you slurped the dip but it kept on dippin'
This is probably 100 billion in combined marketcap gone, don't tell fucking Paypal of all things caused this.
i am buying MU in my personal accounts and Shart N' Poo 500 in my 401k today my niggers
tennis anon keep posting I love you
WTF IS HAPPENING!! AI WILL REPLACE AI?!! YOU FUCKING CYBER CRIMINALS
MUNIGGER GETTING RAPERED
>>61781582All to be absorbed by the Micron Computer, buddy.
>>61781582Fubo is behind all of this
>>61781515kek, a long time ago I knew a guy in high school who's main positions were GME and paypall. Kept buying more of it throughout the years. Just because of that guy, I concluded that buying paypall would be a bad choice.
MAKE IT FUCKING STOP
>>61781322>buy MRAM they said
God damn it i don't have the mental health or capacity left but i wanna slurp them spy calls fuck
>checks my portfolioso what happened today?
>>61781582need more layoffs asap
>>61781614Support is 408 Micron. Will it hold? RSI and SMAs very hot now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61781625What happened? They intentionally dumped everything yesterday for a fake dip, so that everybody confirms his monthly automatic contributions into the markets, so that you pump the market and they can then sell again.
>>61781578STATUS: HEEMED
I had 6950ps and I sold at 7. Kill me dawg
How about we start posting the best tennis girl, huh?
>>61781603>I knew a guy in high school who's main positions were GME and paypall>high schoolwtf, do ameriburger teens really buy stocks?
SirIt's kind of looking not good, sir
it over and i dont think /smg/ is ready for another 2022
I think the next PM rug pull is going to buckbreak baggies people and lead to a full on panic sell
>>61781665any big tiddy tennis girls?
>>61781465What's a baggie? I don't live here.
I can't believe that tech's last immediate hope is fucking AMD.
>>61781666Belgian, and it was during the covid mania. I too was buying stocks as an underage person, just opened an account in my mom's name
>>61781625
>>61781665How about you post about business and finance?
>>61781678
>>61781691fuck off then
>>61781665HAWT, WOULD; SEXO, NAO, YES BABY YES SEXO HAWT NOA WOWZERS
>>61781700Earnings don't matter anymore. Did you see PLTR save anything?
WHERE ARE FUCKING GREEN CANDLES FUCKING SCAM NIGGER MARKET
Seriously? Over an Iranian fishing boat?
yes hello can the NIGGER that shilled IRM show his ugly face
>>61781678Maybe you're a fag, ever think about that?
>>61781322Once again a total freeze out pegged up to open. God forbid any genuine market activity take place.I hate the communist American government and how it steps in on a daily basis to protect you retarded faggot bulls so much it’s absolutely unreal. Little faggots running to teacher literally every time someone pushes you on the playground. I hope every single one of you gets liquidated and loses your house your car everything.
>>61781665I'd lick that tummy until the heat death of the universe.
Zoomies I know the selloff hurts, but it's being done by clueless investors who believe Zoom is just another dinosaur SaaS instead of the company having a key to the golden throne of software engineering with an earnings span of probably forever.
>>61781744Well...I guess not...but it didn't change the Micron narrative. All of what is happening is a market problem
I can feel a MU 450 pump at market close coming.
>>61781710>>61781755Can you guys please be nice to my frens.
>>61781670If this is another 2022 I'm gonna be financially screwed
>>61781322>Drop Zoom and Teams >Adopt Google Meet instead
>>61781777I TRVST the PLQN....
>>61781767>I hate the communist American government and how it steps in on a daily basis to protect you retarded faggot bulls so much it’s absolutely unreal.I am down over 5 grand on my normie shit, is the market manipulation in my favor in the room with us right now? Because I don't fucking see it.
gold selling off too. where is the money going? *checks usdcfh* the alrighty dollar you fags have been say is over for months now. well done on falling for yet another russian/chink propaganda campain.
>>61781676All it did was ignite a buying frenzy. Shorts in a physical squeeze. Become the explosives for the paper rise. Same in any equity/commodity of finite issue/supply.
>>61781794there you are you fucking nigger. lets see your demolished 50k slavfolio
>>61781755what's wrong with some nice breasts bouncing up and down a court for entertainment?
>>61781794there are people who bought this shit at $115/oz anon. FOMO chasers are not known for strong hands.
>>61781777Trips confirm
This market is like Trump's battered wife
>>61781745EU stocks
Green candle? No. Not even one!
>>61781806Sadly for you. I bought at 25. And gold and gold silver stocks when it was 1800. So go cry somewhere else. I’m busy.
>>61781809trump is going to intentionally crash the markets as hard as he can when republicans get btfo in midterms
>>61781815Bobucks getting a little too uppity...
Oh fuck my lowballs actually filled
>>61781773>the Micron narrativeyou're on borrowed time>>61781755disgusting IBS having, damaged goods hag
its just all red
>>61781116>halting before releasing bad newsCheaters. Why not halt before releasing good news? Scummy asf, I can just not buy their shit stock when so many better things out perform them.>>61781234>all that complaining of student loans>it's not even 15% of her debtYou know why don't they just outright stop giving loans? They want to complain so much to not pay just dont let them get the loans in the first place. They can't afford college? Too bad.
>>61781818Why would the Republicans get btfo in midterms? They're about to pass the most comprehensive voting law reform to purge the rolls of all the illegals, and make it harder for the democrats to cheat boss.
>>61781823imagine going long equity or rocks in this environment when the almighty was so cheap last week.
>>61781814Not even close, you faggotEurope LOSTYou are our vassal
only one man can save us now
>>61781847This your first taco tuesday buddy?
When I get home I'm having white man tacos
cashbros, how are we feeling right now?when do we slurp?
wall street is back from their liquid lunch. we pump from here
in 40 years my grandkids will say "grandpa, how did we get so rich?" and I will tell them I bought $MSFT bigly on discount
>still up 49% on IBIT>wait now its 48%Dunno if I should sell now or hope for a turnaround. I'm afraid the picosecond I sell it will moon
>>61781857#jeeted
It’s ok guys the V shaped recovery tomorrow will be generational!
GAUZ
>>61781857This fucking retard thinks he's going to be able to have grand children after getting a covid shot. LMAO!
>>61781858just add...
>>61781850Dudes ugly and clearly has no game. Japanese women aren’t blind ffs.
>>61781854If META or GOOG dip 2% more today it's automatic slurpage
>>61781872hang yourself tripnigger
>>61781857in 40 years i will probably have died alone
>>617818726 more years!
How is /thetagang/ holding up, anyway? Currently debating which tying method go with for the noose?
This is itThis is the big one
How could this happen to us?
>>61781885No my pureblood sperm is going to be required to repopulate the world now that all you impotent fucks listened to (((them))) and got covid vaccines boss.
Buying more BUD and PM. Zoomers and alphas don't drink yet, but they will. They didn't smoke because it shortens the life span, but they will start smoking because it shortens the life span. And they will drink a lot. There will be many reasons for them to drink and smoke a lot.
>>61781903>jewish>pureblood
>>61781850How is tinny still alive, he got mindfucked by selling gme too early then got evicted now he's traveling asia?
you can go up now mr. market
>BTC about to touch 72k
is everyone just in on the tacoing at this point?They take every nothingburger and use it as an excuse to slurp?Is this it? Can't cause a full on recession with a market collapse but can't keep it pumping, so just endless 5% swings?
SEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL SEELL SELLLL SEEEL REDDIT SEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
its so over
>>61781908>banking on the poorest generation in a century to spend $ on shit like thisWhy do you do this to yourself?
DIE BUTTCOIN DIE
markets have the temperament of women desu
SHOULD HAVE JUST WENT AWAY FROM THE PC AND MY SHORTS WOULD HAVE MADE MORE MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>61781849
320 coming before any bounce.
>>61781850dude is ugly, autistic and doesn't brush his teeth
>>61781937My bet is that they will always find money to spend on drinking and smoking.
>>61781923Taco on what this time though?The orange one isn't even doing anything spectacular or aggressive this time, other than maybe shitting his pants on a live broadcastThat's what makes this one kinda scaryThere is nothing to chicken out onIt's unclear what exactly is causing this particular dip so there is no clear path to a reversal
might be in troublei've been doing a martingale into AMD because i expected a rebound for people wanting to play earnings.>dip keeps dippingi might be forced to play earnings here. i mean they SHOULD do well right? "can't keep up with demand" narrative and all that shit right?
check schd :)
>>61781951>yuropoor simping over chinaYou are pathetic lmao
>>61781515What does the market have against paypal? Their P/E is absurdly low at 8.4
>>61781964
Ooof. Support absolutely blasted through in BTC now too. Tech bros. Take some profits. Don’t be silly. Options guys. Buuuuuuurn!Hahahhahahaha
> QQQ wants to hit 601 before going back up for some reasonlet it
Muh O doin a Lil something something
>>61781981Sell. Cycle over.
glad you guys can have a small taste of what my life is like though Burn in baggie hell with me.
>>61781970Did I trigger you or something gwailo?
Saylor burning his last ponzi cash to try save it. Key.
Guys I boughteded the dip but the dip keeps dipping
this is unironically it. spy will never ever go back to 700. this is going to be an ath for all eternity.
Seriously tho what the fuck is going on? I had hope yesterday...
It has never been more overer than now
Quiet now. Everyone frantic at their exchange or broker trying to sell. Hahaha
yet another boringkate day confirmed
>>61781383lol, good one
>>61782020everything is overvalued. except the almighty $$$.
It's Trumpover
>>61782024were so bag
sold 390 MU puts for friday rip
>>61782020Iran shizzle
Fuck it, that’s it, half of my portfolio is going to be SCHD now, I can’t fucking take it with shithead blue chips.
its never been more over
this all karma for you all being so smug about silver miners yesterday.
We are so back
Bros...
>>61781974What’s the point of it exactly?
>>61781961This is a clucking chicken dip with no teeth in its beak. All of these will rebound before the quarter is over.
>>61782056most blue chips are brown chips now.
kinda tempted to buy msft, especially if it drops <400
>literally called MU>DumpsIt's like poetry, it rhymes
OH SAYLORMOONhttps://youtu.be/E0VBaYoImuQ?si=B6ZibrHRi1DHsucL
WE GOING DOWN ON THAT THANG
>>61782073MU like poo?
>>61782069I will rape you
>>61782078I'm down a real £2000 on it. -38%
You know once (((they))) come together and reopen the government we're going to v-shaped this fucker and blast it off to the fucking moon boss.
>nasdaq down 3%>bitcoin down 7%>gold about to drop off a cliff again>just after burry emailed me to pay $62/month to subscribe to his onlyfans after he blew up his account being slightly to early on calling the 2nd recession he's only ever been right aboutlol
Feel free to laugh at me, I didn't sell my Microsoft stack when it was 500 dollars
>>61782100Gold and silver seem to be holding. My miners even more so.
RED SUN RISING
i have dumped some coffee in to my breakfast yogurt and have determined this is an adequate flavor
>>61781383Israel did the same thing
For so called blue chips they sure act like crypto. On a positive note a lot of the premiums for stocks I've looked into have been trash and thus I have avoided being heemed hard.
>>61781748It's slightly worse than a fishing boat, but the situation has apparently been resolved (by shooting it down). Talks with Iran are still scheduled.
What price does microstrategy have to start selling
MU?more like AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, /smg/?
>>6178213786k
WE ARE BACK
Dow record highs to -500 points in the same dayThe market is total niggers
>V begins to formas keikaku predicted
Boinnnnng!Bounces off support. Someone’s fighting to save their leverage.
>>61782133>Talks with Iran are still scheduled.They're going to be pushed off until after Tehran is reduced to a pile of radioactive rubble, and they'll be negotiating the terms of the surrender boss.
>VVVVVVVVVVVSLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
>>61782153
>>61782137microstrategy is fine until $22,000 dont listen to retards
Dam, they really did get the Nvidia powerpoint team for this one
You know if my bags are going to dump, at least bomb a few thousand sand niggers so I get some satisfaction out of it.
>>61782163
V????????????? Buy buy buy buuuuuuuuuuiiyeee!
>>61782147bots vs bots
>>61782160iran has already surrendered the crown prince is on his way back
DONT BUY THIS IS FAKE DONT BUY THIS IS FAKE DONT BUY THIS IS FAKE DONT BUY THIS IS FAKE DONT BUY THIS IS FAKE
>>61782169Until their debt becomes due. What then? They sell or dilute baggies more.
fake pump on news of funding bill passing
Sell America
It’s not rising fast enough!!Sell sell sell sell seeeeeeeeiillllllllllaaaaaaaah
>>61781582Don't listen to those putting on their horse blinkers, they won't acknowledge this is how actual market crash start.
You ever wonder if it’s possible to be in the middle of a market crash and not even realize it? Like a frog boiling in water?
HYMC up 14%, ya Im gonna make it
why are retards dooming over a small correction? is this organized fud?
>>61782211oh you would know, that's why this isn't a real crash, #Fake&Gay #Boss
>>61782211Market crashes don't tend to take place at ATH dumbass.If SPY was 450 and you were too dumb to realise it then yes you would be a boiling frogInstead you are just a retarded frogposter.
>>61781968always green
Wait, why is this shutdown so short? Did they all give up? I mean, how did they all agree on everything or did one side just give up (which technically is agreeing, but there was at least initially a fight)?
>>61782222
>>61782223There was a fight, it already happened in the first shutdown and republicucks lost.
why the market is slowly beginning to tank:richfag mutts are slowly realising they are totally in hock to orangeniggerman and this is going to go the same way as trump steaks etc etclolenjoy
>>61782221Yeah. They crash at all time lows obviously.
Currently laughing with my 85% oil portfolio.Though I won't laugh when it'll finally be acknowledged we ARE in a recession.
short the vix?
>>61782215if your portfolio goes red its the end of the world and all of western civilization are you new here
>>61781322You can't fool me anymore faggot uncle sam.I know what your buying activity looks like now through your intermediaries. Today instead of losing everything, i correctly identified the exact 10 minute span where you tried to beheem my (extremely sensible and well reasoned) puts with your buying patterns, flipped to clown calls, and am now up.When I see random total option insensitivity to price changes, and weird price floors pegged to open, I know you're about to step in and save your spoiled children.
>NDX daily right on MA100
>>61782246Saylor uniforms are so cute, I want to have an imouto wearing one.
cant we just have a crab day for once
>He didn't slurp IREN
just in case something happens to me, i love you guysnot the triptranny or the grr shill though
3rd trade that goes against me in the year, out of over 20.Still a good record, but I must come out stronger from this.
>>61782247i dont like it with vix < 20
>>61782280shut up bitch nobody fucking cares.
that was the bottom
>>61782280shut up bithc nobody fucking cares.
APOLOGIZE
NOVO bros what the fucking fuck! Fucking blumpf it's not fucking fairAt least the crypto ponzi is collapsing so there's that.
>>61782298>APOLOGIZEunironically mogged by schd kek
NVIDIA only 3.1% off a critical support level now that’s one bad day away from an algo sell off on the behemoth. Be careful.
If Republicans lose the mid terms, I hope Trump uses his lame duck period to have his personal army kill as many niggers as possible boss.
lol, lmao
OH BOY I JUST LOVE RIDING THE RECOVERY WITH A CALL FROM THE BOTTOM AND NOT SELLING CUZ I THINK ITS GONNA GO FURTHER UPAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK YOUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI COULD HAVE BOUGHT IREN CALLS AT 53$ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
that momentary pump tricked me into buying
>>61782309shut up bitch nobody fucking cares
>>61782117I’ve very much become “real economy” pilled
>>61782307This shit trades overnight remember lads. One stupid Trump move. And you’ll wake up before you have time to react. Just like the metals guys did curiously. It’s almost like it’s rigged eh?Heheheh
>>61782306Negligible after dividends
>>61782332shut up bitch nobody cares
>>61782310PARETO
>>61782310what stage of grief is this? depression to acceptance? or bargaining to depression?
In november 2024 I did an experiment and asked chatGPT to shill me a promising penny stock - it came up with QNCX. It dumped 90% kek
>>61782310amazing how quickly sentiment changes, last year they are the golden child now OpenAI is a borderline leper
>>61782337Dont respond to me poorfag
>>61782318I fucking told you not to. its a fucking trap
>>61782332>Negligible after dividendsnothing can compare to the dividend growth of schd. also you have go consider that reits are taxed to fuck while schd dividends get preferred status (even the IRS kneels to schd-chan)
>>61781436How good are the financials?
>>61782320No you!
>>61782339incoming great depression
>>61782357It goes in your IRA
Trump should stage a conciliatory photo op with the Ayatollah to pump markets
>>61782352you're not my real dad you can't tell me what to do
>>61782364schd is in all my accounts and my heart
Secondary local support area for NVIDIA is 177.30Broken soon.
DUBS AND WE V
>>61782369Im your grandpop. Its why your mom is always calling me daddy
>>61782371SCHD and O is a bromance and poorfag AI copers were trying to seperate us
>>61782374it's 2000 all over again
>>61782377>Dubs secured>ID: WegonnaripI'm thinking we're backIREN. CALLS. NOW.
>>61782377Checkem
>>61782380my mom died last month and you didn't even show up to the funeral asshole
>>61782389The algos control the market now. This is the shit they program them with. Unless you get control intervention.
>>61782377To this I buy a band of SCHD
>>61782394Shes alive in my heart...
>>61782267>WAHHH THE MARKET IS CRABBING WHY DOESN'T IT DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE>NO WAIT NOT THAT DON'T DUMP WAAAAAAAHA tale as old as /biz/>>61782222Based dividend investor.
>>61782382>>61782382>>61782382
What's another reliable stock to DCA into with a small chance of mooning like green rocks? I want another rush of adrenaline
>thinking nvidia won't bounce back to 200 after earningsngmi
>>61782394my Condoleezza's
>>61782222Quads for real economy enjoyers
>>61782414still a lil life left in this one
