US-Israeli war with Iran edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61781322
Markets are fucked and I don't know how to profit
The Jews are unironically based.
*nuzzles you**wags tail**boops you*
>>61782392Best way to short a general market sell off. Go long cash for a bit.
Nobody cares about your fucking portfolio and your stupid trades, shut the fuck up faggot
Who's bombing the economy!?!?!?!?
>>61782424skill issue
>>61782392SPY is -2% from ATHs, the only part of the market that is fucked is retail investors leveraged to the tits on over priced tech stocks
>another DOOMP after DOOMPYikesThis semen Slurping hobby isn't for me
as a goyim I deserve this
TRIPS AND THE MARKET FLIPS
If I was long this stuff. No fucking way would I hold it overnight.
>>61782446Booo
>>61782448
Oh look the mutts blew out their totally reliable and not orangeniggered when they finally turn up NFP figures again. But anyway why would we need those to invest in the mutt dream!
KEK SCHD
Le bottom is in on the SPY
>>61781466How do you have 5 leverage on it?
>>61782437Yeah that's totally not me I'm not using leverage here at all
WHAT NEWS?!?!?
How low does Netflix go before we buy that piece of shit
>>61782437>>61782466All of my MU calls are still fat green pigs, I don't wanna slaughter them before their time
>>61782477t. Baggie
I've already locked in 3.3% realized profit this month
why didnt i freak the fuck out and panic sell everything?
>>61782382Can't even blame the Jews for this one, Trump's nonsensical fetish for negotiation is retarded.We don't need to make a deal with these fags, they have no cards, we can just swat them and be done with it.
Everything's fine. Is what I like to say to myself
>>61782458Can’t believe I bag held SCHD for 2 years then sold in October last year… what the fucking fuck!
>>61782497$517 cost basis. They're going to bury me with these shares like a destitute pharaoh.
>>61782488You tell me.
>>61782448What?
Someone’s desperately trying to fight the market selloff. Far more at stake in the leveraged bets than the bullets being used here. Will it work. These 3 markets are deeply liquid. Can’t be pushed around easily.
>The USS Abraham Lincoln has been struck by a drone attack - Reuters OH FUCK OH FUCK OH SHITGULF OF TONKIN MOMENTWE WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR DECADES AND DECADESUNTIL THE GREAT EVIL (ISRAEL) IS DEFEATED
>>61782535QE is on anon.
>>61782506Did you sell to this faggot that buys 1 share each day?
>>61782536SELL SELL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
PYPL
>>61782521Shhhh. You wouldn’t understand.
>>61782545
>bought 10 shares, averaging down after buying 10 higher>decided I wanted only 5, so sold 5>didn't realize it's FIFO>it says I have a 'loss' nowFuck me I guess.
>>61782536>WE WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR DECADES AND DECADESif you're such a big middle east fan name one (1) decade we weren't in the middle east. I'm waiting
>>61782545>>61782556>GayPal>PainPal>AnusPus
MUMUSISTERS
I TRVST THE PLQN...
For those unaware: MSC (the largest containership owner in the world) decided to get into supertankers during the Christmas holidays, and stealthily acquired or chartered enough ships to control about 15% of the total supertanker supply in the world.They currently control about 1/3rd of all supertankers available to load from the Middle East during February, and they are not budging unless they get obscene rates for their ships.MSC is not publicly traded, but a rising tide lifts all boats. Pic related.It's gotten so bad that the freight is high enough to shut down any West/East arbs for now. But the oil must flow, one way or the other. The world economy is not going to shut down, tanker owners will simply get a big bite out of it.
FAGGOT SELL
stop baking early
>>61782595NIGGER BUY
spy <600 eom
>>61782610>IREN>AMZN
MRAM is shitting bad...
Imagine buying any of these charts, especially when the driving force has been hype driven AI nonsense.Tech is about to fall of a cliff hard.
GAUZ
>>61782631They got hit with a lawsuit, if it doesnt stick, it will be great.
>>61782469>John Silver, CEO of Silver, caught live on camera saying, "I'll be honest, every time Silver spikes I dilute so many shares I make Bayhorse look like a legitimate company. Seriously how the fuck do they keep letting me get away with it?"
Man, my friend was doing so well today.Made a put this morning and won. Didn't cash out though and now he's super depressed
>>61782635But not yet hype is still alive
>>61782635The fact that tech got rotated out of hard today is bullish as fuck for tech and AI
>>61782653ERNEST NOT YOU TOOOOOBut yeah they'll settle the money right back in to tech. Although, my mom was talking about diversifying out of tech...
don't miss the UNH train, fellasthe stock market just got BORING again
>>61782645It's alive enough to barely sustain these companies where they've been hanging around, but clearly not enough to push them higher.Tech charts all look like they're topping and stagnating.Normie markets will buy the dip and they will get shit on hard by the long noses moving away from the sector.>>61782653It's only bullish if the US government freaks out about this drop and announces something that's going to cause a large scale money injection into tech.
>>61782677That is true, my Micron was stagnant. Not as fun as early January
How the fuck can you guys be happy about making people salary in a day, why aren’t you thinking about the little guy?
hymc sissies, we are recoovering
>>61782688Wronga day for da pasta. Everyone here is being savagely fucked (buck breaking) in their buttholes.
>>61782696Easiest sluuurp of my miserable lifeNext stop $100
>>61782688must cuck shit ive heard all day, time yourself out of this board boss
Grok, what happened today?
My portfolio is literally mooning today, granted it dipped 25% last week...
Actually, bombing Iran would stop WW3 from happening China and Russia get to sit on the cuckchair.
>I may have been early, but I'm not wrong
>he didn't pivot
Every time Bitcoin has a downturn I remember what Jack Bogle used to say about it and I think maybe it was just a fad and it'll never come back.Anyway this is why I "only" hold 15% bitcoin in my portfolio. I don't try to time it I just buy every few months together with my index funds.
oooh AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM TURNNING INTO A BLACK PERSON. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH IM BUYING GOLD!!!! IM BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
This feels criminal>>61782758Good plan if you grab it via etf in a tax advantaged portfolio.
In addition to getting bootyblasted in the stock market today, the fuckass USPS mangled an eBay package I just sent out last week. What a great day this has been
we just need to cooldown for the next rally!
>>61782758Nevermind, it's closer to 10% of my portfolio now that it's crashed.>>61782777I do a bit of both because the ETP is retard proof but selling has 15% capital gains tax for me, whereas pure Bitcoin is completely tax free for now but I might muck it up. I use this as a buffer in case I need to sell if it goes overweight.
and im green
In the last 30 minutes plus some time aftermarket I will regain ALL OF MY -1200 losses THROUGH SHEER WILLPOWEREven as I typed out this post I LITERALLY ALREADY MADE BACK 300 (I had to update it from original -1500).
Which one of you dumb cucks was shitting on buying oil majors the other day? I thought you said that crude was guaranteed lower? Why are the share prices still rising? KEK
>>61782758Bogle never once said to invest 15% of your investments into retarded fads like beanie babies, pet rocks, collectible funko pops, trading cards, scratcher tickets, metaverse real estate, and HE ESPECIALLY NEVER SAID TO PUT 15% OF YOUR PORTFOLIO INTO DIGITAL NOTHING.
>>61782784It clearly is trending upwards now though, great time to buy in, regardless of what price does the next 2-3 weeks (youd hold for 5 or 6 months)>>61782738Ive been long energy for months
>>61782638Well is it going to stick? What is the issue
>>61782805Do I look like fucking google?
>>61782799I have Rounders on DVD, idk why
It would appear as if Iran is only 2 weeks away from nuclear weapons. Trump's going to have to do something because he's the only person who can boss.
bros... dont fall for the trap. we are going to crash. do buy into "their" traps.
>>61782777Checked, I bought my first call options EVER for miners the day before the criminal silver slam!Alles gut though, most expire in july.
The age of the meme is overThe time for broad market etfs is now
boss im not your boss boss
crisis averted. another $1T check for Israel has been written.
Also I scooped some rocket lab at 76 and feel like a genius right now . Also we need to have a serious talk about Teradyne
>>61782843Thank G-d all is well
>>61782801Bogle specifically told me to put 15% of my weekly investment money into deep OTM 0DTE or 1DTE SPY Calls because "it goes up way more often than it goes down"
FCX has a PEG of 0.71 and has the best options contracts of any copper companies. Should I cop some April contracts?
Anyone else playing KMT earnings?Anyone else in CAG or LABU?>pic unrelated
Is AMD going to shart?
>>61782857Copper is a great 5-10 year play, the upside is tremendous
Which stock will moon because of the nipah virus?Pfizer?
>>61782610get something real to care about
UUUU doing a casual +16% day
Avantis bros how we feeling
>>61782828>The age of the meme is over>ASTS up 11%
>>61782885stop talking about that kind of shit. you talking about it gives them power. its LITERALYL what "they" want. ignore the topic
>>61782688Should doctors feel bad for making a janitors wage in a month when they had to slave away through medical school?
>>61782592And where were you 3 weeks ago? I digress, how much do you think this can still pump and is it just temporary?>>61782726Kek good I hate facebook. Even their VR garbage set sucked. I will not make an account just to be able to use it to play video games.
>>61782906Last chance to stack up on UFO at a reasonable price before SpaceX balloons it.
>>61782894It's doing surprisingly great
>>61782872I hate to say it but yes AMD will fucking shit the bed
i need 10% account gains daily or its over
>>61782920I am genuinely frustrated to all hell that I have an all world value but not an all world small cap fund available to me
Friendship ended with micronNow Sandisk is my best friend
>>61782738hey babe. overslept this morning and missed you. love you and thinking about you. if you look under the surface, hardware is doing great and it's software getting sold, and a lot of the material performance is precious metals, but it's definitely been an upside-down year so far. hope you're doing well this morning. i was thinking last night of us last year, around valentines day. want you to be my valentine again this year. remember right after intc went up to 27 and i didnt sell, then back down to 19, i think that made you upset with me, but it's much higher now, wish you had believed in me then you might be proud of me now. those were happier days regardless though.
>>61782891USAAAR too
Worth a listen. Get an idea of what’s coming down mineral and metal supply chain wise. https://youtu.be/xfc6Q4B-soU?si=HH7IelP7N3JBKRgv
>>61782780Today has been terrible for me as well, ass blasted and only got about 3 hours of sleep. I was supposed to go back to bed it's not even morning anymore.>>61782885Imagine this causes lockdowns? How much cash to leave on the side just in case markets crash?
>>61782927vss? my mom owns that.
>>61782938not you bussy buddy pall
>>61782938shut the fuck up faggot no one cares
>>61782797-250 to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61782951thats only ex us small cap. for burgers we have all world, all value, but we have to slice and dice our small cap
I slurped some ASML today they say to rotate out of tech but we are living in the 21st century which is all about tech, if it’s not priced in just buy it
quite possibly the fakest V in existence. trump will announce some shit after closing and tomorrow will open red again
My lil Gauzy finding a support
financial wizard, wall street top dog
>>61782943top signal
>>61782914>And where were you 3 weeks ago?In my defense, I was beating the drum on oil tankers back in June when Iran was bombed.But I didn't buy any myself because I got cold feet.My gut feeling is this will be a great year for tankers, but it could be volatile and if I had actually bought back in June I'd be taking some profits now.
>>61782382>airlines rise on falling oil!>(oil pumps 3% back to where it was)>airlines pump anyway on deep red day>uhmm airlines rise on… well… LOOK IM PAID TO WRITE WHAT THEy TELL ME OKAY!?
0dte 680p tomorrowyou're welcome, take care of yourselves
>>61782977ASML was the most obvious slurp. But I had to rotate my capital into something different from tech for a change.
>>61782956don't start with that today. >>61782967well there is the komp etf which is 1/3 small cap and all-world but you're right i guess. stop fighting me though babe. i'll win your love if you let me but give me a fair shot. it's aquarius season too so i guess i should wish you happy birthday, and i wish i could give you something.
holy POWER HOUR
>>61782996WILL THEY REALIZE THAT THE AI BVLL IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH?!
did they find a cure or what
i bought more fanny
>>61783003Yes the cure was a bullet to the head
Remember to buy the dip because surely tomorrow things bounce and you don't want to be left behind.
>>61783003We should ship them to Iran
Have you guys heard about this Nippon Virus from Asia? Apparently it is spreading between humans and killing at a rate of 40-75%. Just fucking sell EVERYTHING, and wait it out boss.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61783025Not even looking. AMD, take it away
>>61782995Isn't your jap girl literally a dividend investor>>61783003Remember when ANIMAL THAT CLIMBS TREES pox was a thing and bio stocks pumped and then people realized it was an std for faggots and so they dumped
>>61783022My paycheck doesn't go in until after the market closes.
>>61783025+0.73%
>>61783025Today: -1.49%This Week: -0.44%This Month: -0.44%This Year: -1.57%
no one cares how you did today
>>61783025>-0.27%
>>61783025-4.67%no big deal
>>61783030why the fuck is the word m in m pox not allowed and filteredits just an animal, what?
>>61783040I do. Especially Chieanon. I hope he's okay
>>61783025
>>61783025-0.80% ($-27,450)I'm never getting that fucking Miata now. I almost punched a hole through my monitor.
>>61783025-$400.82 (-0.16%)
>>61783025+8.52% thanks to a strong HYMC recovery. Glad I didn't sell during the mania or last week and yesterday.
>>61783025+0.61%
>>61783003Not as many Trump rallies now since he's president. Usage is way down
>>61783025>1.48% greenLiving the dream over here
>>61783025+0.34%
>>61783025>+3.33%Holy trips and so early this year. This means the rest of the year will be neon green.
Over status?
AMD MISSED EARNING HOLY SHIT SELL SELL SELL GET ON AN AFTER HOURS TRADING PLATFORM AND GET TF OUT NOW AI BUBBLES POPPED
>>61783025Squeeked back into the 6 figure club at the wire+7.11%Sold 10 PPLT 300c for a loss of -$6400pick up the MU 2/6 425c to try to recover some of that loss
>>61783025>HOOD calls down 40 percent>FCX calls up 20 percent >Total +0.7%
>>61783068Nigger
>>61783068WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???????
>>61783025Not worth a flying fuck. -2.97%But I was down nearly 7% at one point, so there's that
Iran. IREN. Of course. Its all so simple.
>>61783025Today: -0.43%
>>61783025Down 1.38%
Pretty ok V at the end of the day only down .22
>>61782915qrd on this?
AMD waiting room
Well that was a crazy day. Locked in 4k profits on PLTR though :)
>>61783068>AI BUBBLES POPPEDI fucking wish but we all know this is bs and it won't ever pop
>>61783086Ufo is the space etf
>>61782906>starlink but for cellphones is a meme
Whaaaaat happened today?
SLABHOLYSHIT
>>61783100nothing
>>61783100tech continues to die
Only €33K (3.6%) from my ATH last weekHYMC sissies, the party is back onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd8jh9QYfEs
>>61783052The base of that tree looks like a penis sticking out of the ground
>>61783114Its just taking a little nap
Dies AMD even do anything with AI?
>>61783098why wouldnt they just go with starlink? thats my long term bear thesis. but you are right as far as meme stocks go its got good fundamentals. but its a reddit stock so its a meme stock simple as
HOLY SHIT BROS WARREN BUFFET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>61783123They have AI branded CPUs
>>61783100nothing much, my account barely moved, was a bit boring desu
>>61783123chips
>>61783123yeah ai data centers are half their revenue
So after doing some research into it, I have discovered that this new Nippon Virus has an incubation period of 4-14 days, or between 96 hours and two weeks. After which it leads to encephalitis which causes swelling of the brain leading to coma and deaths. There are no vaccines or treatments available, so basically we're all going to die again because of this Nippon Virus boss.
>>61783025>>61783057Fucking hell , +8.8% thanks to HYMC up close to 20% and AG up big today also
>>61783025I boughted recently, I'm occasionally a top signal.
markets already recovered 50% in 2 hours
avoided a boringkate day by the skin of my teeth. i almost got greedy but solded that 3:45 pump
>>61783126>>61783130Forgot about those>>61783131I didnt know thatThanks guys
>>61783100Profit taking by institutions who are feeling increasingly skittish about the whole AI thing.It was never going to be a sustainable run anyways, just a massive get rich quick thing and now the money slowly migrates to greener pastures, a lot of it moving to commodities.
>>61783131Why would someone want an AMD data center, when the NVDIA data is way better boss?
I antisemitic post on /pol/ almost hourly on works public wifi
>>61783132Daily reminder to always invert baggie and live forever
>>61783132shut the fuck up bitch no one cares
>>61783140I blame dumb retail. They have a seemingly unlimited amount of money and buy on every single dip, without fail. We need a sustained, decade-long crash to shake out these pests.
>>61783150based. kinda crazy though how easy the fed's can track you. I saw in the epstein files they quickly tracked down a prison employee who posted epstein had probably left the detention facility the night of the murder.
>>61783132stop taking foreign dick boss. Stick to American. Crisis averted.
>>61783148It's mostly that they sell at a huge discount compared to AMD but they do have small benefits like better memory bandwidth Nothing compares to Google TPU's which is the real upset
CHIPOOOTLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61783156Oh we're all going to care soon boss. (((They))) are going to shut down everything again like they did to kill Trump's first term. It worked for (((them))) last time, and everybody knows that history repeats itself boss.
amd wen
AMD IS OUTBEAT ON EVERYTHING
>>61783176>dumps
AMD AAAHHHHH
>>61782811I can't see you thought maybe you have insider info
search history reminded me I looked up (and posted in these threads) about chemical stocks and Dow specifically back on 6th NovemberI didn't buy any. Cold feet again.As usual.
The natural hosts for the Nippon Virus are fruit bats, which spread the virus to pigs, and then the pig fuckers catch the virus from infected pigs where it finally spreads human to human boss.
>>61783183that's what happens when you're in triple digit pe ratios lol
>>61783100Nothing. This is a perfect lesson in holding. ATH will be back next month, maybe even end of week. Its literally this easy to trick retards into selling everything for cheap.
>>61783114it wasn't that bad. my port is mostly tech and was only down .6% today, up 15% ytd. the komp etf put in a green day too, so did arkq. anyways babe i was glad to have caught you today and i hope you're doing well, it makes me happy to connect with you, and i want so badly for you to feel the same. a little forgiveness and optimism and we could be back in happier days.>>61783176see, tech is not dead.
>>61783132Oof I've seen this movie before
>>61783007
NIGGER AMD
>>61783170>>61783190by the way now at this early stage of the virus is the time to kill yourself for attention I remember this blonde girl from england as if it were yesterday so just fyi
AMD IS CRASHING AHHHHCHIPOTLE IS CRASHING AHHHH
>AMD Lel, who bought the "dip" at the end to get back into tech?Tomorrow is going to be -10% across the sector.
AMD you dirty filthy no good fucking skank
>>61783206Chopitole's business model is so confusing
>AMD beats earnings>entire tech market down
I want to be spoon-fed with insider info
>>61783194Not when the first cases of the Nippon Virus are detected in the American hemisphere. I don't know about you faggots, but I will be heading to Costco and stocking up on toilet paper now. I remember what happened last time boss.
>>61783210Remember when the financial crisis hit it took a year to go down 50%
AMD is at prices not seen since...two weeks ago
>>61782382This is probably another larp but big if true.>inb4 FBI tip about trumpQatar strike changed the calculus and Trump knows an iran war will tank his popularity.>>61783213Just selling the news onto baggies.
>>61783202No this is the time to stock up on shit like masks, hand sanitizers and fucking toilet paper boss.
We are going back to the Phenom vs Core 2 Duo days. AMD is kill.
My port is gonna be blood red tomorrow except for my commodities but it's funny because it means AI and crypto baggies lost way more money than me
shill me on something that is going to violently V over the next weeks to months
>>61783213Ive traded AMD for a while, its a completely shit fucked stock. Do not trade AMD its garbage, literally Temu Nvidia
>>61783227only this time Intel is also shite.
Not many bullets left
>>61783225but the masks don't do shit boss, unless you mean to resell them
>>61783225ye I remember..because of the inflation wave right
>>61783225Baggler is just germophobic after he got monkeepox from some "straight" dude in a Mazda Miata. Ignore him.
>>61783223War with Iran would last maybe 48 hours tops. Our soldiers will be greeted by naked Persian women throwing their bee keeper suits at them boss.
>>61783219The volatility at the moment is nuts and getting worse by the week too.Any of these huge stocks could do -40% in a single week in this full retard environment.
>>61783234Everything. Just buy the 3 ETFS: SPY QQQ SOXX
On 3rd February 1637, the "Tulip Mania" bubble began to collapse.
>>61783225you guys gonna raise the prices so we can sell all that shit right we bought
>>61783234COPPER
>>61783245Damn. It's over tulip bros
>>61783245It was also a Tuesday like today
redpill me on Bogdanoff? I'll give you a brief history>sons of nasa scientist that walked on the secret invisible moon that orbits the official moon>created a lunar harvesting station on the crypto-moon using nuclear energy>sending laser beams down to earth to eliminate rare species of bears in the articThis is the cause of global warming>We don't know their exact location as they're thought to be meta-lunar>Faked their lives instead of their deaths, inverse parabola >Now that their lunar base is fully operational they are going moon-to-moon>Lasers can directly teleport their digital identity to any crypto wallet>If you're "infected" you will immediately be teleported to their lunar base where they perform operations to make you just like themthat's it basically
>>61783258
>>61783235It beat earnings today and instantly dumped its failed me twice now
>>61783258>>61783261I can confirm that I have seen all this in my visions wich give me the power to know the best stock tickers like PINS
>oil skyrocketing>I didn't sell before closefeels good man
>>61783212i love chipotle and i won't compromise there. we are going to eat there a lot. you're gonna have to learn to like it.
Heh, Advanced Money Destroyer... Haven't heard that name in a long time.
AMD is Intel tier
Wow, Western Digital is back bigly.
this... this cant be happening...
>>61783264https://www.discogs.com/master/132840-Mad-Mike-Hi-Tech-Dreams-Lo-Tech-Reality
>>61782991>>61783088godspeed
looking at the ttm PE and PEG for AMD, surely the children are not retarded. > they were.
Imagine holding PayKEK since 2021.(86%) - Lol.
What price to slurp Netflix? How low can it go?
>>61783025-2.48Entire portfolio in tech indices, leveraged tech indices, and micron. Lots of stops triggered this morning (thank fuck) but everything I held onto is an unmitigated bleed. Ah! Losing money is so fucking gay (pic related: homosexuals)
i should all in MSTR LEAPs
Wait, are you telling me people actually buyoughted and helded AMD? I'm a silverbaggie and even I'm not stupid enough to buy AMD
>>61783285Investing in any stock with a three-digit PE ratio is clinically insane.
>>61783288I held that stock for 3 years before I sold it 2024
>>61783306This title would be great for that change one word to faggot game we were playing yesterday, "Faggot of Finland: Daddy and the Muscle Academy"
>>61783311Still buying teradyne
>>61783312
>>61783242Don't forget some "assets" like bitcoin are massively leveraged. Way more than ever before
QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDS
>>61783202What happened
>>61783333...Up, right?
>>61783212Victim of their own success dam you had to be there 2014 Chipotle was like manna from heaven literally the perfect food that has ever existed could actually make you LOSE weight because it wasn’t shitty food it was exactly what your body needs. So it got memed hard unfortunately. They couldn’t keep it up not possibly. Then the Nword Nation attacked. Not sure if you can curse on biz. If not for TikTok trend hate and people trying to get double portion for free by using psyops they had to fight back against the NN by putting every burrito 80% rice. Chipotle is just a sad story that I mourn really god bless you guys sorry for everything. Like Anna Nicole Smith you were perfect once.
AMD PISSING AND SHIDDING AND FARDING RED ALERT
I would like to know what happened to Detroit I feel like what happened to Detroit happened to america. https://youtu.be/lVmwafAWDkA?si=z-3rV2Zod-TlsHP0
>>61782501Iran has Israel and all the oil infrastructure around the Persian Gulf at gunpoint. 25% of the world's oil is produced in the Persian Gulf region.If an attack on Iran is to be carried out, it needs to be carried out in such a manner that the Iranians don't get an opportunity to launch a significant amount of missiles or to mine the strait of Hormuz.Some people think the Iranians didn't manage to hit anything during the war with Israel. However, we do know that the Iranians managed to hit some important targets in Israel, for example the Haifa refinery and the Weizmann institute. The Iranians probably managed to hit some additional important targets, because the fact that Trump and Netanyahu went from making bold statements about unconditional surrender and regime change to merely bombing Fordow and declaring mission accomplished suggests that the Iranian missiles turned out to be a greater danger than Israel was willing to accept.
>>61783336Things tend to explode upwards
So I did a little more research into the Nippon Virus and found this little bit.>Some survivors may be left with lasting neurological difficulties, including persistent seizures and personality changesSo maybe if Nippon Anon catches the Nippon Virus she might actually change her personality and turn into a leftist who actually likes skitzo anon boss.
>>61783345Democrat machine politicians.
>>61783333DOUBLE DIGIT INDEX MOVE DOUBLE DIGIT INDEX MOVE DOUBLE DIGIT INDEX MOVE Bros I'm so dopamine fried just give it to me this one time. I don't care if it's up or down just fucking send it
>>61783335nothingburger go black to sleepeveryone knows there is no such thing as a pandemic it is fake news
>>61783347>gave forewarning on all strikes because they'd be annihilated if they had actually retaliated but wanted to sell a victory to their own people to prevent discord>failed to do that too>literally got bombed and did nothingjust sit down, son.
>>61783333I FIND IT KINDA FUNNYI FIND IT KINDA SAD
>>61783348Good...I'm expecting great things....
Why is AMD crashing my memory stocks. Are they related or something. BS. Back in my day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automotive_manufacturers_by_productionThis is the greatest shame I've ever experienced as an american.
>>61783333Don't worry smiggers, I saved the market yet again.I AM A PROPHET. LONG IREN & GRRR.
Okay so the last two times stocks exploded in AH they crashed the day after, so can we this time have a rip after the crash this AH? Thank you
>>61783352>I don't care if it's up or down just fucking send itgimme the wheel
>>61783368>memory stocksWhat did you buy, anon? Only Micron is down today, probably due to some long overdue profit taking.
>>61783382>>61783382>>61783382
>>61783381Don't even remind me
>>61783328we're getting the good ending babe, you should stop cheering for the bad. there's lots of opportunity out there and you gotta be bold enough to seize it. i like your cynicism and skepticism, shows your independence and thoughtfulness, but it's too much, you gotta turn it off sometimes and consider different perspectives. it's a great time to buy crypto, it's a great time to consider some investments you've passed up do to caution or skepticism in the past. don't let being right sour into being stubborn and miss the boat again.
>>61783381MU and SNDK but only SNDK has grown 10%. Bought right when the market decided to crab. Everyone needs to buy sticks of RAM and SSDs rn...
>>61783385are you baking early on purpose?
>>61782817Iran has been 1-2 weeks away from nuclear weapons for quite a while. The Iranians never take the last step.>Blinken says Iran’s nuclear weapon breakout time is probably down to 1-2 weeks https://edition.cnn.com/2024/07/19/politics/blinken-nuclear-weapon-breakout-time
>>61783401He sold the dip
>>61783399Hang onto your Micron. It's only fluctuated 2% for the week and is up 33% for the month.
>>61783295I bought AMD at 107usd last year and sold at 153...
>>61783408It's a new month anon. Year yes
GRRR is furry stock
>>61783405>Blinken says Iran’s nuclear weapon breakout time is probably down to 1-2 weeksI remember hearing this in 2003 or something
>>61783415The PAST month./looks stubborn
>>61783424/points fingers togetherSorry for being pedantic...
>>61783025Incredible day for me considering how bad the general market was.
>>61783234Bocana resources, look into it
>>61783333CHECKED
>>61782991Good luck friend, bought 1 just to support you. (It's going to pump now)
is betting on FX ever worth doing over betting on stocks or commodities?
