late night edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61782382
MUbros we're getting fucked
Ew early bakeAlso digits and indicies drop by double digit percentiles tomorrow
>>61783382OP panic sold MU
AMDbros we're getting fucked
Congrats on this. No seriously.
First for Tesla
We going to da moon with robits
>>61783421Us INTCels at least have the excuse that CapX is up because of all the fabs being built. AMD doesn't even build their own shit and are totally at the mercy of TSMC.
Is it over for U.S tech? We have been stalled for months
>>61783441SMCI just saved the market!
should have bought SLAB
micron is going rip like fucking crazy after their march report. be strong my micronites
>>61783382MAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFw72yhzWX8
>>61783382You can tell it's a butterface. The mask can't hide that her eyes are too far apart and her whole face won't be goodlooking.
>>61783450SMCI COMPUTER LETS GOOO
Bomb Iran, US Influence Ukraine, Die for taiwan
>>61783486i am now a war maximalist.
Bocana is going to make me a multi millionaire.They're a Canadian gold mining junior currently partnered with another company with the goal of tokenizing mining assets.New interview with their JV partner Arizore.https://www.youtube.com/live/HPpPltp6wRk>"we are on the verge of signing a really big bullion deal at the moment"https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2025/10/14/3166721/0/en/Bocana-Resources-Corp-Announces-Joint-Venture-with-Arizore-Ltd-to-Form-Arizore-LLC.htmlThey have like 10 deals going on at the same time right now and the price is incredibly low still.here's another one:https://www.linkedin.com/posts/ricky-phoon-621b1811b_greengold-sustainablefinance-carbonmarkets-activity-7422028133719138306-N37y/Even when their Arizona property gets assayed and bought, that alone will moon the stock.They have this plus this tokenization thing plus the many other projects.
>>61783362???Iran very much did not get forewarned. That's why so many Iranian generals got killed in the first hour of the war - they were sleeping in their homes rather than in their bunkers, because they thought negotiations were still ongoing and no attack was imminent.Haifa refinery operator Bazan said that the refinery had to temporarily shut down because of hits, and that three employees were killed. This attack on Haifa refinery was likely meant as retaliation for the Israeli attack on Iran's Shahr-e Rey refinery.https://www.timesofisrael.com/haifa-oil-refinery-partly-reopens-after-shutdown-caused-by-deadly-iran-strike/The attack on the Weizmann institute is confirmed by employees of the institute. There is also footage. This attack was likely retaliation for the Israeli attack on Iran's Imam Hossein university.https://www.timesofisrael.com/from-heart-tissue-to-dna-samples-weizmann-scientists-mourn-work-vaporized-in-iran-attack/Overall, Iran's missile attacks seemed to follow the tit-for-tat strategy of retaliation. The apparent fact that Israel seemed to stop attacks on Iran's energy infrastructure after the attack on Haifa refinery indicates the strategy was quite effective.The Iranian ability to retaliate was likely the reason why the goal of the war was retroactively reduced to merely bombing Fordow. Thus, if the war on Iran is to be restarted, it needs to be done in a very careful manner to ensure Iran can't retaliate effectively.
>>61783475>her eyes are too far apart and her whole face won't be goodlookingwhat
Trump Derangement Selling
WELCOME TO HELL, EVERYONE. WELCOME.I'VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG.
why would anyone buy bitcoin? even if it still has x10 in it its going to $1.000.000 and then what?In trump markets there are random tickers going x10 and at least you get to "invest" in something that actually exists + you can diversify.
>>61783498Peace deals are fucking garbage t. native americanWe should be pushing for regime change in russia and china next. And cuba.
>>61783506It’s for gambling addicts who want to trade 24/7
>>61783506It used to be dope that gains weren't traceable or taxed now it's literally just greater fool theory
>>61783506a huge portion of people in the world are simply not aloud to buy stocks because they do not have the financial infrastructure
ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER
>>61783520this guy gets it
>>61783511then you should be shitting yourself about Stitt right now, not Iran kek
>>61783506I heard if you collect all the bitcoins you can make a wish for whatever you want. I've been stacking since the beginning and am going to ask for an 8 inch penis after I finally get them all.
My life sucks, I miss every rally, I sell too early, and I never make money despite being a trading genius. It's not fucking fair.
fuck swiftie swift
>SPGI is fucked because of some AI toolsCome on. It's wired into the whole damned regulatory ecosystem.
anyone seen the steve bannon epstein interview? what the fuck
SPY 2/20 C 710. under valued
>>61783506Most people genuinely don't think about stuff like that. They don't understand market caps and multipliers.They think they can throw in a grand or two and still make millions from it.Imagine if normies learned about the junior miner casino. You can make +1000x in those fuckers in a matter of a handful of years if you manage to hit the right one.
>>61783498Also, I can add a point on Fordow.The Iranians have always known that the Fordow facility is compromised, because IAEA inspectors (some of which are obviously spies) have been let inside. Thus the Iranians have built what is likely a back-up enrichment facility inside the highly secretive Pickaxe Mountain complex (which is buried even deeper than Fordow). So the importance of the bombing of Fordow, even if it was successful (which we don't know if it was), is likely mostly symbolic, just like the Iranian retaliatory strike on the US base in Qatar was.
>>61783538oh no a revolt
>>61783553Why do you say this?
>>61783498Iran gave forewarning, ledditard reading comprehension down 34% right with the ticker I guess
>>61783570we are gonna be at 710 by friday
ok tell me why I should have done DD on DDD stonk before buying it I'll wait
>sandisk always coming out green at the end of the dayHOW DOES HE DO IT
>>61783580The dips are purchased
>>61783580SNDKGODS I FUCKING KNEEL Maybe I should get out of MUU and into SNXX....but my boy MU has the fundamentals...
amdsisters... the sndk BVLL just locked my boyclit cage and threw away the key...
>>61783590What if we rubbed our DDR5 sticks together...
>>61783569I'm the king. I've always been.
>>61783599no we are not doing that
>INTUdo you think if they said AI a couple times in their earnings it would still work?
>>61783580It's honestly nuts. I figured volatility would fuck it up on these red days, but no, it just keeps going.
>>61783497cringe, stop being a try hard. this company is a bit scammy to be honest.
>>61783608BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF /BANT
>>61783506The problem with bitcoin is that it is too fair of a form of money. I am surprised companies like alphabet can continue to burn so much energy to give away their services for free and offset it with tax dollars and handouts from the government. The US government should be cut down more and these tech giants should pay up for their own capex, something like a POW crypto would be good. Enrich bitcoin holders and put more resistance on the internet. The days of runaway speculation on all this tech trash has to come to an end and we should go back to pre SAAS days of packaged buy to own software type business models. Imagine a world where tech companies like adobe can't go around scooping up FOSS software and small dev teams can make their own software and charge for it in something like monero or litecoin. Notice how windows went to crap when it was no longer a product you buy. People are far too entitled to all this big tech stuff that is ruining society.
>>61783598its only gay if the drives touch
I've been trying to up my water and fibre intake recently and my dumps have been absolutely fantastic. Pristine foot long logs with minimal effort
>>61783620Suit yourself.
>>61783457This is reaching Saylor levels. It is time to stop.
GSR forming a crazy pennant
>>61783575Well, it would have been easier to understand if you had specified the subject of each sentenceIran indeed likely gave forewarning of the strike on Qatar. The whole point of the strike was to be one such that Iran could claim retaliation had been carried out while the US could let it slide. Thus it would have been counterproductive to kill American personnel, because that would force Trump to order yet another bombing run or he would have looked weak.In my opinion it is likely that the whole series of events in which the US bombed Fordow/Natanz followed by Iran bombing Qatar had been agreed on by all involved parties beforehand such that both Israel and Iran could exit the war in a face-saving manner, because no side wanted to continue the war any longer.As for Iranian strikes on Israel - Israel always has about 10 minutes of forewarning of an impending Iranian missile strike because of the SBIRS system.
What's this I hear about China releasing more news on copper tonight? Is copper about to go on a generational run?
Yikes at JGB yields sars.
AMD is kill.OpenAI is a lethal disease.
Disregard tech stocks acquire TECS.That is all.
>>61783583Thats exactly what I did. I had way too much in MUU. By way too much I mean, I was up all night checking overnight prices because if it slips im living under a bridge. So I sold it for good profit and got snxx for pennies in comparison and ive been green. Yea, in the final analysis, I would make more on MUU if I held through and through and through again the turbulent crazy shit thats on the way...oh, and its on the way. But ill take good gains with SNXX while it lasts for much less invested. I could invest the same amount I put in MUU into SNXX and I would have 10x the amount of shares, but I dont think im gonna do that because then I would be up all night again.
What do you guys think of Webull? Good to buy rn?
>>61783752HOOD does literally everything better and has a ton of room to grow still.
>>61783751Yeah I was staying up late with MUU or waking up to check it too. I've decided now just to wait for my limit sell to hit
>>61783752>chinese company
>>61783712They're having a snap election on the 8th. If sanae wins, and she probably will, then she's gonna cut taxes and Japanese debt and bonds will explode
have any of you ever used your wealth to have sex with a porn star, OF model or youtuber and succeed at it?
>>61783699Any paper copper stocks?
>>61783758>>61783769To me it looks undervalued at a market cap under $3 billion (Robinhood's market cap is $77 billion).
AMD bros, we're going to recover tomorrow, right? this is an over-reaction
I was waiting in the thread 4 threads ago cause I was waiting for bump limit. Why'd you guys leave me behind?
>>61783774Patrick Boyle still hasn't responded to my email.
>>61783774>or youtuberI have once seen a youtuber who used to threaten his audience with male on male rape.Good content tho.
>>61783774PEAK MALE PERFORMANCE
>>61783475its AI dude, look at the writing on the buildings
>>61783812holy shit AI is useless
To busy with Jeffstien shit how did it go today?Also apparently Jeff hated Jerome Powell which I find hilarious.
>>61783812fuck you OEGDEES PIZZERIA is the best. I go there every time I visit Shinjuku
> futures
>futures
>down 5% in one dayThe fuck did you do!??!!?
I'd like to speak with Mike AMD. No, I will not hold.
>>61783500disgusting
MUbros, are we panicking? i don't have money to buy the dip.
Gold is 4940I can't believe I did it again.
Any of yall invest in the Nikkei? Its up 34% in the last 6 months, 3.92% today
>>61783699?????
>>61783933The japanese excel at blowing bubbles
>>61783796we have another early baker, one shows up every few months and does this for a while, then leaves eventually.
>>61783382 The Asian ICE bitch looks like a chink. She can't get legal her in stolen land.
>>61783974>>61783475>>61783472Brown people....
>>61783928I'm going to sleep today.Haven't slept more than 3-4 hours in 2 months.
>>61783985Rest well anon
>>61783974Why does she wear the mask when everyone knows who she is anyway?
>>61783752>Gyna companyNo thanks.
Prosperity and a good life for everyone on /smg/
>>61783992Thank you anon.
>>61783928Take the boomer portfolio pill
What do we think of LITE? Seems like they will pump tomorrow after earnings
>>61784012I needed to make some money before april.
>search copper futures>suggested results are a myriad of indian tier searches>is copper going to skyrocket>will copper hit 50k a ton>will copper overtake gold >is copper going to the moon Fuck sakes
>>61783441You're facing material constraints at the commodity level. I thought nitrocellulose was the limiting factor for ammunition production but I'm hearing from multiple sources that copper is leading to ammunition prices going up. We don't have enough power for the datacenters that are completed, Pjm is saying blackouts are a possibility in the next year and these remain the basis for most tech equities. If you're bullish on tech then invest money into commodity and power production as that's the only thing that can allow investments in tech to even break even. Mass adoption remains a stretch goal.
>>61784012Thank you.
Remember when smg decided some random hillbilly redneck was the be all end all authority on computer memory sales??Haha those were the days, we were so young and naive back then
Western Digital still is holding around 4M Sandisk shares, to be dumped before february ends. Be wise and don't fail for the trap. Or at least wait until march. Sandisk is due to a BIG CORRECTION!
>>61784025Feels like it's just overdue rotations desu. Companies posting amazing growth are still getting absolutely fucked. RDDT posted Jesus level growth and margins and people saw right through the garbage.
>>61784031QRD?
>>61784031I remember when this board had people larping as 7 fig nigs telling people to buy some shitty scam companies or shitcoins. Only for them to be revealed to be some 5 figure broke bitch in the Philippines.The funny part is that the calls were almost always very good.
https://www.roundhillinvestments.com/etf/meme/How much MEME do you hold?
>>61784040Based? Based on what?
>>61784072For starters it's MEME ETF's largest holding, lmao
>>61783927We hold until earnings report mega pump in March then we dump like we just had Indian street food
>>61784090Ok fellow gold ID 4chan diamond member I will heed your warning and slurp the dip at a later date and lower price.
>>61783927>>61784103We will pump when I inject it with emergency tax refund money the day before their earnings
Gold is mogging silver, the way it’s supposed to be
>>61784121I've got a 5 figure tax refund that I can't access until I get one last document that keeps getting delayed 2 weeks. Probably won't see that shit until April and by then we'll have already hit sp500 8000 and I'll be too late. I can't believe how badly I fucked up with overpaying on my withholdings this year.
Please tell me amd reverses tomorrow
FANNY MAY
>>61784054MU Shill is a tech illiterate redneck
what ticker can i buy calls on to go long antisemitism?
IVVQQQMALLWF*ck speculation
>>61784207Why are you long the advanced money destroyer? Honestly make it make sense I don't know why anyone other than indexfags would own that trash, do you think it's store brand nvidia or something
Waiting to sell GOOG at 3:59 PM tomorrow.
>>61784215The PEG anon?
>>61783382I am new to investing and invested very heavily in microsoft and apple corporation, paying big exchange fees and this happened yesterday. today it went down for microsoft. How can you tell when it is going to go back up and then back down? Thanks.
>>61784255https://www.investopedia.com/trading/support-and-resistance-basics/
>>61784255The stock or the fees
>>61783382>op picbuy an ad.
>>61784257Long website can you tldr>>61784266any
babe
My avg on TEAM is 135. Kill me
>>61783426TRDOnce the stock is dead we move on to the user base
>>61784311Yeah?
Gold at 4982Will I be able to sleep ever again
THREE THREESAND BEARSGET SQUEEZED
what part of "starlink but for cellphones" would lead an anon to believe that starlink works with cellphones?
Should I slurp some TSM
>>61783927basically what this anon says >>61784103imo its running up to 600 in the next month and a half and then were dumping it like it spreads ebola
Why arent breathalizers a standard part of all automobiles?
>>61784367Drunk driving is good
>>61784367are you european or californian?
>>61784367why? my car only drinks arnold palmers.
>>61784305Software is weak as fuck right now, and MSFT is leading the pack down, how long the weakness lasts is anyone's guess, GOOG reports earnings tomorrow so if that stock does well it may stop the bleedingRegarding fees if you are trading with a different currency keep an eye on USD exchange rates and try to buy when the dollar is weaker and sell when it is stronger, that might be why your fees fluctuateYou really should read up on this shit though
>>61784225KTOS war with Iran will give them more contracts. It remains a fraction of other American defense contractors and while they cannot go toe to toe on production they aren't bogged down with endless contracts they can't deliver on either. America is continuing the quiet policy of asking all current contractors to 10x production if at all possible but they know this isn't going to happen and will buy whatever is available if they have to enter this or any other conflict near term since they really don't want it desiring only to flex muscle with no casualties. Anyone that has the capacity for excess production that isn't earmarked for Europe can be considered safe. America also nearly doubled their defense budget for 2027 which again if the standard companies cannot produce anything more beyond marginal increases you should look to see where that money can realistically flow. Epstein files being released also was suggested to be both potentially government ending and liable to cause increased antisemitism. I see the potential in both construction of hardened facilities, remote communications and surveillance equipment in excess of what was previously budgeted for. I'd keep an eye on Caterpillar equipment and rentals as they may stay busy even if non-government construction experiences a pull back.
Robinhood was convenient, but I want to move to another platform, what's your recommendations /biz/?I tried Ally Invest before and they were ok, but they're quick to close my account for the couple of months I keep zero balance in there.
>>61784403Everyone shits on robinhood but I can't find a replacement with as nice of a ui on mobile
>>61784382>>61784388I dunno, it was just a random thought
>>61784403and technically staying on Robinhood would be ok if you expect them to get better, but most people tell me Robinhood sucks. High spreads or something?>>61784421the ui is nice but the app changing to a full frontal solid green or red based on a stock price is ridiculous
what companies do i need to be investing in to make Hillary Duff sexbots real?
>>61784305>>61784255RIP
god damn everything is red after markethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK1mLIeXwsQat least I found this song again so the evening isnt a waste
DOWN DOWN DOWN
>>61784463>at least I found this song again so the evening isnt a wasteThat and strobe
Gold just hit 5k.That's nice
32 year olds… no wife/gf only have my portfolio. Do I take the arranged marriage in vietnam pill?
>>61784475(YOU)YOU PUSH IT
>crypto crashing>AI reaching great depression status on the grieving stages>game slop is flopping>AMD crateringit's over for NVDA isn't it? 6090 ultra mega super ti will be like $399.95?
>>61784396Kratos has 800 p/e (pee) I’m not touching that with a 39.5 foot pole
>>61783927Panicking? Over what?
>>61784426Not aware of the spread thing, I only buy and sell with limit orders.The arcadey green/red thing is juvenile, but every other broker I've seen looks like a website from 2005. It really is amazing that robinhood dominated by just being kind of accessible and modern.
Move everything to defensive positions or you WILL be holding Nutella’s bags for a decade. This is your final warning.
>>61784493uhh is that a thing? how do i arrange one of them pills
>>61784490they dont make them like they used to
>>61784421>>61784403IBKR
I know who did 9/11
>>61784523I would never load up on Nutella when Nocciolata is available
>>61784526Be viet kieu, speak the language. Have the pick of young girls. I’m conflicted bros…Obviously the more well off you are the better your pick. If you send her parents their monthly tithe she’ll never leave you.
How do jewelry stocks pivot into a world that cares less and less about vanity? Do they try to go into entertainment/gambling?
I bought calls on ARM for earnings. How fucked am I? I haven't really followed semis in a while but I BELIEVE in AI.
>>61784421robinhood is pretty good, never had a single problem in 4 yearsonly people that tend to hate is the GME cult blaming it for their problems
>>61784552you never answered my question about medang bro arrange me a formerly well to do vietnamese housewife and her questionably aged daughter I have mercury dimes
Told you niggersBuy utilitiesIts not too late. Youll need a defensive hedge once this AI charade leads the total market into a 10-15% correction
>>61784426>REDGREENREDGREENit would be so easy for them to add an option to turn it off. i've been really impressed, if they do just a couple big boy brokerage changes it would easily be a lifetime buy and hold for me. chasing the stupid fucking prediction market shit is asinine when i can't enter futures calendar spreads orders without doing it manually between each contract>>61784521fidelity app was unusable and the website was broken. tried IBKR but they won't let you in without an SMS message which i don't use a mobile phone. why would you cut off customers over something that costs absolutely nothing to do. robinhood: sign in once with a code they'll call you with and that's it, no fucking constant 2FA. i was one of the people who was never ever going to touch it but the options commision pushed me over the edge to try it and i am happy i did
>>61784493>Do I take the arranged marriage in vietnam pill?so is there like a website or something
>>61784561Your belief is no substitute for fundamentals, and theirs are terrible.
>>61784573Medang does mean nigger.
smartest guy in the world sweating hard right now
>>61784590Yea facebook/family network.
>>61784612This guy?
>>61784612No I'm not.
>>61784612Why doesn't the retard turn on the AC?
Oh now this is interesting.
>>61784630smartest guy in the world BTFO
>>61784593Is there any bullcase?
>>61784679Not that I can see, if you care what a stranger on the Internet thinks.
why cant this faggot stock go over 7000?
>>61784693we crab from now until Warsh becomes fed chair
>>61784732When does he assume his high station, by the by?
good night ameribros, EU going to bed to cry before sleephope were green across the board tomorrow
>>61784761Chin up, Euroanon. Show the buggers your badge caps.
>>61784732Is he going to make banks buy unlimited bonds?
Michael burry, legendary investor who called the last 7 billion of 3 recessions, has called the top. sell NOW.
>>61784782>Michael burry, legendary investorbale did him dirty in that movie
Adobe and Novo Nordisk are two of my largest positions...
>>61783928>>61783985>>61784333No sleep yetGold at 5060 and climbing. Why can't I sleep?
Shill me something fellas besides gay sex and Miata’s . Something that would jump up like baglers penis for Lyn Alden if a v happens .
I have a job
>>61784834Micron. It's far and away the best value on the market.
>>61784834Odd thing to ask for in sodomy/Miatas general
>>61784403>Robinhood was convenient, but I want to move to another platform, what's your recommendations /biz/?look up which brokers do NOT do payment for order flow. robinhood literally sells the retail order book to hedge funds so they can trade directly against you because they know most of you suck at trading
>>61784834micron is already priced in
>>61784834PHR is extremely cheapIt's so cheap I feel nauseous telling /smg/ about it
SNDK crabbing for a week. Can't tell if it's losing momentum and local top or it goes straight another few days and then does another leg to 800 a share.With how hard DRAM has run in the last 6 weeks I'm wonder if we have another cooling off period like from thanksgiving to mid-december when Micron locally topped at 273 or something and then crabbed around 220-235 until earnings.February often has pullbacks in the market, this isn't always a thing that happens but it's a good thing to be aware of that you often have mid-winter selloffs and then a march pump. This lines up pretty well with Micron's next earnings so it appeals to me, with SNDK's next earnings being a month later in april. I'm suspicious right now that it will run harder in the short term, so I'm going to bet on a pullback and consolidation as people take profits.>>61783382she's a pornstar btw. Got an onlyfans too.
foreign investor here, im done with american stocks until the american dollar weakens by another 10% vs my currency. Enjoy your shit and piss 5000, im going to go invest in domestic companies or maybe japanese companies
>>61784853We're about to get a decade where the rest of the world outperforms the sp500
>>61784860lol
>>61783497>>61783620>gold>pennystock miner>but also cryptoThis seems like the exact kind of thing that goes to zero.
>>61784834Celsius Holdings, Inc. (CELH): Stock at the low end of its range ahead of earnings; easy base effects and Pepsi distribution are expected to drive a strong first half; setup framed around potential Pod 1 acceleration; risk/reward skew viewed favorably near current levelsOnto Innovation Inc. (ONTO): Buy signal on open; rare value opportunity in overheated semiconductor space; metrology, inspection, and process control technology company; only U.S. company among big three metrology names; prominent semi-cap equipment player; positioned as recovery play; key catalyst is regaining TSMC market share lost to KLA last year; extremely confident evidence supports share recapture thesis; valuation makes sense unlike bubbly semiconductor names; represents sane long idea; risk factors centered on customer relationships rather than valuation concerns
>>61784849It's lost 86% of its value over the past five years, anon.>>61784846I'm sorry, but I don;t think you know what 'priced in' means. Their revenues are still growing x2 as fast as the price of the stock, and their earnings guidance for the next quarter are twice as much as they reported in December.
>>61784872>Their revenues are still growing x2 as fast as-Its priced in.
>>61784403they all use the same stock market api. you stupid nigger.
It’s time to rotate into dividend stocks. Bombing brown people and Coca Cola are recession resistant businesses
>>61784834the V already happened, had you asked yesterday I could have given you some picks but they are all already up 20% today and you are priced out
>SCHDI'm gonna make it
>>61784849Companies that continue to lose money and have no exponential growth? That’s a no from me dawg .>>61784841Why not just tqqq doesn’t seem like there is much runway left .
>>61784882But military companies are incredibly over bought as well. Where are institutions rotating now?
>>61784860I really am thinking about switching from voo/vti into a global fund. Or at least 50/50Can someone shill me a good global etf with low rate? vt?
>>61783475By Asian beauty standards it's more her face is too rotund. She also had the double eyelid surgery at some point.
>>61784834Sex with a pussy inside an ass
>>61784899You need Jesus.
Gold back to 5050!
>>61784891Where there's always someone talking about schd here. Is it a meme?Why not just buy CNQ or something, it would be better both shortband long term.
>cheap as FUCKEVHQFINPHRNTGROWLYou cant find better deals than this
>>61784907sex with jesus
>>61784894Apparently SCHD because they pumped my account today.
>>61784872I said it was extremely cheap, you fucking retard>>61784893Non-thinker
>>61784913Hm, you know what, they maybe indirectly pumped it by investing in oil.
>>61784911>cheap as FUCKcheap is a bad thing in the stock market most of the time. the machine loves new all-time-highs, not stocks that have been going down and are "cheap"
>>61783558Which miners will pull off a x1000?
>>61784910unreliable divi growth
>>61784927Cute, you're retarded
Would /smg/ buy this chart?
>>61784911>You cant find better deals than thisThe entire chemical industry is priced like it was hit by an atomic weapon which it kind of was by chinese overproductionBut literally its an entire sector priced like this.
>>61784961maybe. depends on the divs
>>61784521I use trader+ on fidelity. It has a library of different style. You can use tiles if thats your thing. Whatever. You can also change the colors to whatever you want. Its not as impressive as tradingview with a pine editor. But it works pretty decent. If you're a phone fag, we'll then i guess you use robinhood. Fidelity mobile is pretty bad.but so is phonefagging your stocks.
A time like this is what "be greedy when others are fearful" is referring to. I'm going to buy $20,000 of ADBE tomorrow at market open. I will be greedy when the faggot market is fearful.
>>61784948Looks like they constantly beat schd.
>>61784969For how long
>>61784969pdfs aren't going away anytime soon. good buy
>>61784969Get some HOOD while you're at it.
>>61784913After looking what the etf consist of I'd actually buy it if there was a recession. I've changed my mind, i might actually buy a small slice.
>>61784998Nah it's not looking good for Adobe, haven't you seen the news? A whole bunch of e-mails about pdf files were released and people are very upset.
We finally getting a global financial crisis in 2026?
>>61785006September
>>61784969"Market open" This is how I known you're trolling.
>>61784969Get some msft and Bitcoin.
>>61784969
Remember Hype begets fundraising Either you buy pre-hype or you buy post-fundraising Simple
>>61785016>BitcoinI will gleefully dance on bitcoin's grave. Fuck that ponzi shit.
Is there any interest in weed stocks here?
>>61784940>Which miners will pull off a x1000?
>>61785051you're 10 years too late
>>61785051dude. weed???!!!
you're all evil people aren't you?all you're doing is playing hot potato with imaginary ""stocks"" that are just numbers on a screen, hoping (in some cases on your knees praying and crying) to not be the greater fool. you do this to yourself willingly, you think you're too good to work an honest job like everyone else. You're all bad people looking for shortcuts instead of living an honest life. I would know, I'm the most rotten out of all of you.
>>61785073https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAqAl292ozs
>>61784909based
>>61785073>providing shareholder value isn't honest worknobody appreciates the shareholders.
>>61784969the S&P is down 1.2% from its ATH, you retarded nigger. nothing is happening.
>>61784211i bought more todayyou ever have a hang nail that hurts but you can't help messing with it? eventually you pull too hard and your whole finger gets numb from the sensory overload of pain. that's exactly what holding fanny smeago feels like.
>>61785076there are people that think this unironically. there is so much evil in this world it would make that faggot Satan blush. I would love to grab a handful of absolutely filthy rich people and put them in an NYC subway car with a bunch of hobos
>>61785073Selling calls and puts is literally a game of hot potato.
>>61784969>>61785085For real.
>>61784499CHECKED AND KEK'D
>>61785085>the S&P is down 1.2% from its ATHSo? I said I'd buy ADBE, not VOO. ADBE is down 60% from its ATH.
If you short gamestop when I told you too you'd be green today
>>61785111>SNDK still good value LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61784969>k-shape economy is growing>go 20k in on a software company whose revenue is based off subscriptions by people too broke to afford it and companies who will just swap to AI editing
https://youtu.be/DPxL7dO5XPc?si=bH2S1ESSDT1gnWlm
>>61785107wall st bankers ride the subway all the time everyone in NY does even multi millionaires and since it's NYC every subway car is filled with a bunch of hobos
>>61785127yea after you spent two weeks telling me to short it at 22 i'm on to you niggerI'm not shorting it until it hits 30
>>61785159last time i was in NYC i paid 60 bucks or an uber rather than ride the subway I don't believe you
I decided it's time to take charge of my finances. I'm putting my entire life savings into the Hang Dong Index, what am I in for?
>>61785172might as well hang your dong right now
>>61785110Buying and selling derivatives is literally just more and more greater fools scamming each other. When I bought and sold those ZSL calls a few days ago I knew they were worthless. I basically tricked someone into buying air from me for almost 4 thousand dollars. They haven't even been close to breaking even since I solded around 2.80. With ZSL decay I think silver would need to dump to the 60s in a single day to be at just break even at this point. You wouldn't know this and just assume it does a multiple of whatever the pslv/silver % is. What I did was genuinely heinous. Today i bought and solded SPY calls. I waited until RSI was below 20 to buy and solded at a ~30% profit. The person that bought from me in the last 15 minutes of the trading day probably assumed he could flip them quick, but somehow I timed the picotop by predicting a reversal around 688.80. Now SPY needs to be around 690 tomorrow for that person to just break even. I knew there was a good chance of this happening, especially selling at the last minute, but i did it anyway. Someone was going to hold the bag and it wasn't going to be me. I created nothing of value, made profit, and another person lost like 3k. You have to be a bad person to do this. this is why im going to die alone, bad people don't get good endings
>>61785073>shortcuts instead of living an honest life.just looking for that easy moneyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66zrpwXU5CgSome weed and few beers along the way is good too
>>61783536I lucked out and checked my stocks near the height of the bull run and sold.
>>61785180you sold to willing buyers at the fair market price, no one forced them to buy. stop posting this gay shit
>>61785057They are about to do serious drilling you fuckwit. Exploring minerals takes time.
>>61785180>I basically tricked someone into buying air from me for almost 4 thousand dollars.share your magic obi juan
>>61785073What makes you think having a job is honest living? People are miserable and routinely undermine and sabotage each other just for fun.
>>61785200>do serious drilling you fuckwit.they already did serious drilling and found shit you cheap dicksuck. Any ore worth mining was already mined and the hole abandoned 100 years ago. There is a reason they never bothered to get a mining permit, there is no ore left to mine, just mining retarded investors like you. Graeme needs your money to pay for young Thai bois hormone therapy.
Thank you fanny smeago may for keeping me in the red no matter how well I do. Thanks for reminding me every day that I'll always be a stupid baggie.
>>61785073let the goyim deal in the real world
>>61785210
>>61785162>muh the price was lowerback to your containment thread baggie faggot
https://youtu.be/2vWwP_gRrTs?si=PTn86S6JS7GIGTL8real nigga hours
Unironically my lockscreen wallpaper is the woman that represents everything gone wrong in my life and my homescreen wallpaper is my fanny bags. That way every time I look at my phone I feel my soul getting crushed a little bit. Also a big thanks to my brain, every single time I feel like ive moved on i have a dream that pulls me right back into the abyss.
>>61785222fuck you nigger i track this shit you fucking cunt don't come in here and gloat when the price is above what you said to short it at motherfucker fight me irl i'll have you know I graduated top of my class and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on my sister's panties drawer and I have over 300 confirmed swing trades. Lower your tone when talking to me
>>61785223https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziSj_sONyik
>>61785235>gme bagfag defending his poor decisions before earningsthat's new
>>61785240https://youtu.be/SWK2yi1QPvE?si=L4M4MgUIBKxNvrnP
You're gonna carry that bag.
Index baggie here. I am financially ruined.
VZ Chads are we going to keep running up?
>>61785257https://youtu.be/nLRuoVSzwqs?si=z1UyUbnb_asmjXAS
>>61783583thats almost exactly what I did lmaoooo
NIGGERS
>>61785267based on schd running up i think this will be a good year for boring divvy stocks
>>61785233Hard to relate but feel for you. You can make it out.
>>61785257lmao voo baggies
>>61784969i uninstalled adobe and just open all my pdf's in firefox instead. faggot nigger software for niggers
>>61785221
>>61785268>Trap-a-Holics
>>61785286Adobe doesn't give a fuck about individual users like you. They make>>61785287 their money from enterprise.
I feel bad for her bros, hate to see beautiful conservative women fall prey to satan's calls
>>61785295Trust no bitch
>>61785295tell her to go back to the kitchen and stay there.
>>61785111>wow he said the S&p is down Ill show him this red chart of the market to prove him otherwiseRetard
I am proud to introduce AVGO, the next fannoid type stock (tm). It will dump at least 20%, to ensure that i have juuust enough cope to not sell but also be forever red.
another night shift
>>61785360enjoy your empty roads during your commute, fresco!
>turns out buying a quarter of my port in copper calls by accident was the only thing that saved itHoly fuck I made a bad call buying HOOD and MU
>>61785295>>61785304>"conservative" woman>an attention whore like all the othersi'm so tired bros
>>61785375Pretending to be conservative is the new grift. Half of them don't even want to work and just be tradwives without any of the actual home maintenance.I married a woman who makes half my income and it was a big fuck up desu. I should have married one of those Korean ladies that makes like 200k a year and is never home. Would have accomplished the same result but with more money
Hi, retard here. Question ... are stocks a hedge against inflation (especially potential hyperinflation)?I'm really worried about inflation and wondering where to park my money safely. If I just buy a world ETF am I good? I guess even if the currency would become worthless and reset, most of the big companies would stick around? And 1% of McDonalds (or whatever) is still 1% of McDonalds after prices normalise again?Thamks in advanced
>>61784510I fucking hope so, my PC just diedfuck the global economy, I need a crash ASAP so I can get back to my Bannerlord campaign
>>61785392Stocks are a hedge in a moderate inflationary environment. Asset prices rise as currency falls but they are still subject to the economic risks and event of hyper inflation may cause. That being said, if we are in a hyper inflationary environment you best get good at dodging the draft because it means war time economy baby. You could also hold foreign currency or bonds if you're a weenie
Good night bros may tomorrow be merry and green
>>61784040Damn, you actually delivered. Is this bullish for WDC? Think SNDK will continue to pump for a few weeks?
>>61785073I don't think I'm "too good" for a job, I just think working fucking sucks and that I'd rather not do it
>>61785392>are stocks a hedge against inflationyes, the best one. S&P mostly.
>>61785375WOMEN ARE WOMENANONS ASTOUNDED AT THE REVELATIONBEARISH FOR ANON'S PORTFOLIOSBULLISH FOR INANE DISPOSABLE CONSUMER PRODUCTSBUY LULULEMON
>>61785392>are stocks a hedge against inflationOver long holding periods, like decades, yes. Over short holding periods, no.
>>61785419Personally I can't wait until we end the adult daycare experience and let AI take over all the women do-nothing jobs.
>>61785392>especially potential hyperinflationInflation adjusted returns of stocks go to 0 in that case.
>>61785430>the adult daycare experienceLiterally the entirety of the venture capital ecosystem.
>>61785392over the long run yes but the same can be said for almost everything that isn't cash. 10-40 year periods of zero real returns on "stocks" (indexes) is commonplace. still better than the ~-2 or 3% you'll get on treasuries. we're likely headed into one of those zero return periods, most won't notice because of how choppy it is/will be. hyperinflation is extremely unlikely but you will want to read up on financial repression; cantillion essay. there really is no park money safely.
should be a couple of rallies coming up
Made some bad moves and net worth dropped $50,000 today, I feel sick
>>61785461rookie numbers
>>61785430sorry bub chucking retards in the meat grinder will never come back in fashion. AI is going to expand the daycare to even more facets of life, kiss your testosterone goodbye
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>>61785315Are you retarded or something . Thats a chart of pe you faggot and it shows blood read because everything is expensive .
