nigger wednesday edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61788068
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61788750I'm all cash in my trading portfolio. I buyed some London Stock Exchange Group this morning.
Dubd and Monday is the start of the great golden bull
Shitcoin 70k when.
>>61788741the thing is is that there is an assload of money to be made still hence why energy and materials is up so much. Remember how tech decided to build all these massive data centers?Well guess whose they are paying to actually build them?
>>61788670MUMMIES BACK!!!!!MUUUUUUUUMMMMMY SAVE ME! SAVE ME!!!MUMMY UPSIES!SHOW ME THE PEGTELL ME EVERYTHING'S GUNNA BE ALRIGHTSAAAAVVVVEEEE MEEEEE MUUUMMMY!!!
WHAT DO I DOOOOOODO I SLURP OR SELL
SHAKE YOUR TAIL 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A PARTY TONIGHTSHAKE YOUR TAIL, SHAKE YOUR TAILSHAKE YOUR TAIL 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE TO HAVE A PARTY TONIGHTSHAKE YOUR TAIL, SHAKE YOUR TAIL
>61788722People don't want ANOTHER subscription service.
I’ll post my junior mining folio in an hour if anyone’s interested. Almost 300% this year. But it’s still just a side bed. If the earnings this month kick them off for real. I’m going 50% port. And averaging in from there. We will see.
SCHD is up over 1.5% lol
>>61788760meant to say dubs.
>>61788715>guardanon 200+ page investigationwho?
>>61788738Utena won, ram shills LOST
Officially lower than it was before earnings. You didn't buy at the top, did you?
>>61788793I kneel...
>>61788772People have been using it for the most basic shit for over a year now, they will absolutely pay for it.
>>61788783KMB is up 2% AND has a better dividend than SCHD. This market is preparing for a diaped up spring.
>>61788767Wait and see until Google turns in its earnings this afternoon. That's what set this all off, apparently.
I am significantly underperforming the S&P today.
>>61788807Bro knock it off with the fucking diapers lmao
DAMAGE REPORT???
>>61788807>diapers protect you from unexpected dumpsFUCK it was all so simple
>>61788807Why do they have a hot guy on it when smelly boomers probably make up 98% of their customers?
>>61788738
>>61788820HOLDHOLLLLLLLLLD
oilbros WTFWT
SOXS FTW!
SaaS companies are pretty green todayJust saiyan MU sisters and Western Digimons.
NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
>>61788807Imagine wanting to be a sports/fitness model and working incredibly hard to build muscle and get a thick football player's neck. Then getting told that those spots are all taken, but there's an opening for this adult diaper company. Just imagine.
soxl? more likesoxL
>>61788783SCHD implies extreme fear...Or a Giga Bull Run.
>>61788820
>>61788820Down 16% for the day. It's grim. But I'm still up 26% for the year, and the year isn't even five weeks old yet.
>>61788783it's a bad heeming for tech, but google earnings in a few hours could change the narrative.>>61788820pic
>>61788851Sorry bro - we'll just get an AI model instead.
dunnodiaperanon is kinda talking sense here
>>61788855about identical to me kek
Anons I am not having a good time. I don't know how many more days of this I can take
IREN -18%
>>61788863Good thing you have a stop loss set right anon...You do have a stop loss...Anon.
I hope some anon didn’t go all in on spy calls because some retard said 685 was the bottom
>>61788820I'm +0.2% thanks to my yuro stonks.
>>61788876That's a lot
>>61788874It's only money innit.You do have a 100 year emergency fund right?
WAIT NO NO NO NO TIME OUT
>>61788865>"Don't worry! Goog will have good earnings and save us!"just like AMD right?
>>61788820This is not very fun
Question for anons in earlier time zones: did the bloodletting start in premarket trading, or after the market opened?
>>61788900SELL SELL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
What's the news thoughever?
>>61788892Although now that I'm looking at it, the ibkr app seems to be frozen again so who knows.
>>61788873Easy come, easy go.
>>61788874Just imagine how badly your 401k would be doing if Joe Biden was president...
>>61788906I heard the bloodletting started the moment Anon bought
>>61788786you have no fucking idea what's going on do youyou can't even post it, instant 3 day vacationmy favorite yugioh card is security guardna makes my cyberse deck extra glowie
Absolutely brutal decoupling of crypto from XAU since the high. So much for the “new gold” risk off label.
>>61788906after opening my negro
>>61788903hopefully they go better than that. put on your tightest pair of underwear for me to give me some luck.
>>61788900war should be good for the market, shouldn't it?
Bruh
is the day over yet?
>>61788908This is all I can find. But if I look at my news feed I only see one instance of insider trading, and that was a jeet who sold 25,000 shares of MU, and that was two days ago.https://www.timothysykes.com/news/micron-technology-inc-mu-news-2026_02_04/
>>61788900Semitic name, defense stock are red... Bullshit.
>>61788851
Heres what your portfolio would look like if you hadnt invested in overpriced gay tech shit
>>61788930That's really weird. All we can do is ride it out.
>>61788906it started last week friendo
SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>>61788876Easiest +18% tomorrow with good earnings you'll ever make.
Haha dude weed lmao
FUCKING hell MUU IS GETTING GANGRAPED
>>61788820Im bleeding from fucking everywhere!!
>>61788936Why would it
what happen at t minus 20 minutes?
>>61788948if my port dropped to 15k i'd unironically kms some innocent bystanders
>>61788900trump is gonna get cold feet once he sees the market dump. the only reason why he hasn't glassed iran yet is because his polling is terrible and more sandbox wars would further tank it.
Really a 20 rsi on the hourly?
>>61788963People where shilling it just yesterday. Surely people would not try and dump their bags on to me?
>>61788976Trump better make an exception to make Taco Wednesday today...
>It’s gonna come and go in cycles recently>is a buy around 10-11 and dump 13-14 rinse and repeat>but once the Anduril partnerships and defense contracts come it will catch up to their competitor (JOBY) in terms of valuation.Had this copypasted from anon in ACHR chart. Poor anon, I hope he's okay. I think it's karma for Intel anon. For one to rise another must fall.
>>61788963So is Sandisk, Western Digital, Seagate... I may or may not get out of them entirely and buy more Micron when this grim slide has finished.
>>61788819I just don't understand how anyone can be bearish on diapers right now. They were uncool with the millennials but I could see gen alpha getting big on them, huge upside potential there.
The brutal black pill is we are still getting a 10%+ correction this year so even if we recover in a few months we’re getting beat down again
>>61788811>That's what set this all off, apparently.But like...why?
>>61788989It's okay anon. I'm still bullish on Micron too
>>61788966gold going up, defense stocks going up, maybe uranium and oil too
>>61788989Im buying the WDC dip
>>61788976I think you don’t understand who’s calling the shots.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckI bought the pico-top of the broad market, now im gonna eat shit while we slide over the next year, this happens to me every fucking time
>>61788851Kek!
Been buying into voog for over a year in my Roth. Only up 6%. Ell o ell
>>61788994Because our financial system is controlled by a herd of hyperactive paranoid gazelles on a a caffeine high who can mistake an odd looking bush for a lion.>>61788999>>61789003Wait, WAIT. Ride this out. Buy back in a bit at a time when you're sure. We have no idea how far the gazelles are going to run.
We're pricing in an impeachment. I'm no POLymerization expert but if you check out those cards its a really really bad deckI'm already getting the hard captchas
>>61788989Okay, no jokes now, but I'm personally still very bullish on MU as well. Not really attributing this on any fundementals but to the wider market which is reacting way too harshly.
>>61789009Can you tell me what your next play is?
Yeah, I think low 675 by Friday at least.
Alright, it's getting absolutely right now. Now everything is selling off, even completely uncorrelated to tech shit like PMs. This is due to a cascade of margin calls, right? PMs and PM miners are getting sold off due to them being perceived as speculative
>>61789018t CEO of /biz/
bubble's popping
>MU
>>61789026Alles gut ja
>>61788973If I lost as much as you did today Id feel the same
>Applel, Microjeet and Nigflix still green
>>61789015I absolutely agree. The trend is your friend and I am NOT going to bet on a fucking reversal like this
>>61789015quintessential redditor midwit post. FUCK that hurt to read.
>>61789026PMs are seen as a hedge against volatility and debasement. But a broad selloff in an exceptionally debt leveraged market will affect everything. Historically commodities are usually the first sector to recover. But who knows the future.
>>61788820-30%
Wtf I didn't know it fell that hard fuckkkkkkk I'm down a lot. Also the premium on the option I looked at>still garbage>even widerThe one fucking time where had I just went to sleep and I'd have avoided buying the dip. Fuck this stings. I try to watch markets more closely and it just screwed me over compared to being a sleep a good duration of it
It’s been consistently red for me since I peaked on Jan 22.That’s quite a long time of consistent red.
My Nintendo... thankfully I'm 85% in oil, but still.
FUCK my copper call is down 50 percent
>13 more dollars and my MU trailing stop loss activates I don't know what to do bros. I'll be down almost $1000.
>>61789058Thanks for playing.
>>61789059Better than 3000
Google will save us. They will announce that they have really good stuff and the future is good too. Everything will be GOOD
seems pretty frantic here. what's all the fuss?
>>61789059I'll be down 15k if MU dumps below 360.
I'm having a good time.
>>61789059Disable it. Stop loss only makes sense for daytrading (twitch reflexes) or passive investing, but not when you trade in a way where you can monitor.
>>61789070People realised AI is just slop that will never make money
>>61789070That's the thing: we don't know. It's a SELL SELL SELL feeding frenzy set off by exactly nothing.
I’m wondering if/when it will be a worthy gamble to put some money in a leveraged bitcoin etf.Wonder if it will make a recovery at any point in the not-too-distant future.
>>61789038I haven't lost anythingUnrealized gains aren't real nigga like just turn off the computer and walk away
>>61789072Just write to the CEO and ask for a refund. CEO@Micron.com
>>61789028>coomers killed aicall me surprised
>>61789051based drywall and cardboard door destroyer
>>61789056When Nintendo is in the shitter, they do their best work.The Gamecube put them in the shitter and they made an incredible library for it trying to dig themselves out.Same thing happened with the Wii U.Same thing is about to happen with the Switch 2.
the V starts now
>>61788820Down about $4k>>61788855>>61788865>>61788965Fuckkkk. Are you guys in options?
>>61789075Not everyone has the patience or the stomach lining for that, anon. Stop loss orders give one a certain peace of mind.
>>61789091games are too expensive
>>61789080Holy reddit kekPost port or kys
holy fuck amd -18%
>Deutsche TelekomOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61789028Based Macron pulling the trigger
We will know how miners are shaping up tomorrow. The demand arbitrage in Shanghai should pull gold and silver back tonight. If it doesn’t. We will know China is very exposed to US equities. Don’t think they are. They have positioned themselves for protection against confiscations and sanctions like that since 2022. So tomorrow we have Barrick and Hycroft. Keep in mind Theo results will be based of silver and gold from 6 months ago. So the market will factor ahead if they are gangbusters. Should be interesting. Market is looking for underbought now. Under owned. Good fundamentals.
>>61789080
>>61789096Nah, its moreso that the games just straight up suck
>>61789095Just put on a diaper and feel at peace watching the tides of the market go out and in. If you shit yourself with every movement either strap in or move to boring funds. Stop losses are for pussies with no agency.
>>61789097oh no i'm only up 17% ytd instead of 22%
>>61789028>dotcom 2.0 was a result of cunny generators.
>>61789080This is so true sister. Anyone who dumped 5 figures or more into BYND didn't lose anything because they haven't sold their bags yet!
Still green for the day nigga
>>61789101tomorrow is gonna be interesting for eu markets
cant we just have a normal fucking day for once
>>61789113Thought you were only down 2%? Brutal, imagine if you werent invested in gay retarded tech stocks
>>61789127Apparently not.
>>61789093Yeah, but it doesnt seem to matter, Everything in my port is down between 5% to 15%
>>61789127It’s a sign markets are topping. Especially over weight tech. It’s a sign leverage will rip your face, dick and balls off as the volatility increases.
>>61789080>Just look away from the screenIt's literally that simple
>>61789128why would you think that? are you stupid?its the space stocks killing me anyway
Teradyne almost in the buy range. Then I can say things like “teradactyls won” when it has a green day. That’d be fun
As if today couldn't get any worse I nearly sharted myself a few minutes ago
>>61789144Yeah I must have assumed you were a better trader than you are, sorry for the mistake
I am a Pepe with mouses
qrd on Scam Altman? I know he's been skimming $20 million here and $50 million there for himself.
>>61789058Stay away from my catalytic converter you dumbass
>>61789075I think I will. Everything dumping right now makes me feel like it will be back up in a week or 2.
OK is it over is this the bottom
>>61789147Hell minster Trump, can you tell us when you'll Truthpost the "buy" word?Thank you
For me its O
>>61789158your miata has a cat?
>>61789156The plural form of mouse is mousae.
>>61789154I accept your apology, see to it that it doesn't happen again
>>61789028Wtf if this is why the market is dumping then I need to sell all of my semiconductor stocks.
>>61789177i thought it was moose
Down 6% on my aggressive port, up 1.72% on my boomer divvies port
>>61789177I say its mousi
>>61789171Kek>>61789177KEK i saw that one too
OK, fuck this shit. just booked plane tickets to Cancun for February.
The big bosses are in town this week and I'm hating life. Meetings, meetings, and guy what, more meetings.
BOTTOM IS OFFICIALLY INSSSSSSLLLURRRPPPERRRSSSSSSSTARTYOURSLURPING
>>61789200For me - it's Japan
>AMD>MU>SNDK
kek where's that faggot who was shilling MU just last week with "muh stop loss" did he rope?
Another Red Day
oh my allah what the FUCK
>>61789202now's your chance for some serious slurping
At least the handegg championship is this Sunday. I can't wait to see if Ja'Quavius Smith scores more touchdowns than Da'Niggo Morris III.
>>61789206No
>>61789075Yes goy, just hold until 0. There hasn't been one stock in the entire world who lost 90% of its value!
>>61789122European markets usually react with fear to anything that drives up the oil price. But the auto and chemical stocks are up right now. Maybe Iran has no cards?
>>61789228Jaxon Smith-Ngubu is actually one of the favorites to win Superb Owl MVP
What’s the biggest dump that we should slurp?So many buying opportunities. But which one(s)?
>>61789228both QBs are white.
>>61789116Over my Dead Body.
>>61789202My bosses have been sent to bangalore for meetings, meetings, ans meetings where they're supposed to teach indians to code for us. Poor bastards. I just hope that tech stops crashing before the bean counters notice I'm still employed.
>>61789228i can't wait to see watch a male spic in a dress dance around and scream "fuck white people" at the halftime show
YOU NEVER GAIN IF YOU NEVER SELL. THE SAYING GOES BOTH WAYSTRADING IS NO ONE-WAY STREET
Literally everything dumped for no reason. I'm not worried. The money is coming back....Please come back
>>61789223He will come back with a story about selling the nano top. Then he somersaulted backwards into a massive short position that he can liquidate the very moment of the bottom tomorrow and he’s gonna buy the bottom and you should too. Like pottery
>>61789238Not cheap enough for me. I'll wait till VIX is over 50
I get the feeling money will in the coming days concentrate even more into MU and others and less into loser companies.
>>61789224I got a song for youIt's called Redline Day.https://youtu.be/1VG5rb96nXk?si=77bHhhOxGcsmEEjH
>>61789226Ehud Barak and Epstein spent two minutes talking about Palantir on tape and they both misspelled it every time.
>>61789248>>61789223He's posting this thread
>plan to sell off chunk of my portfolio to afford this semester of grad school>portfolio picks now of all times to implode
>>61789179You know if you really wanted to prove me wrong youd double down and buy more...that'd really show me kek
These are not rational price moves. all the tech earnings were really good. I’m not too concerned
>>61789226we need immediate action on the recent upticks in anti semitism.
is metal crashing AGAIN??
>>61789261you really are in a pickle aren't you
And to think I was considering selling my SCHD last month.
>>61789228same
Not taking the gf to Seoul this year. Because of Salesforce.
>>61789244A few meetings is not going to influence jeets to suddenly start writing nice clean tight code. They will nod and feign understanding and go back to copypasting code from their last job and editing it so that it kinda-sorta works. You have no idea how slovenly and how passive-aggressive that entire culture is. Or maybe you do.
>>61789263I prefer a long slow slurp to really edge my port to cultivate the strongest ejaculation upwards. I'm just going to spend the day suckling on the tip for now
>>61789261See, you had no gains! Just an expectation, a calculation! >>61789246
>>61789286Take her to H Mart
>>61789227Kek>>61789244Godspeed anon
I unwound and sold about 20% of my positions, a lot of them were heavily in the green to begin with and id rather not get greedy at what might be the start of a bear market
>>61789241Fug where do I get a robot maid harem? Especially the two on the left and the one woth pink panties>far left>red hair>tomboyGrim, reminds me of the time I got hit on by a pretty one and I did nothing...
HOOD is gonna back up right...
>>61789289what makes code "tight"?
>>61789289At some point AI code will be better than jeetcode, so what will the purpose of jeets even be other than getting free SBA loans for millions of dollars to run gas stations?
>>61789235iran losing a war could mean less sanctions in due timethat would be amazing for european exports, I don't think it's already priced in though
Normally a dump like this is a great time for spy calls but I'm not seeing an obvious catalyst so just staying with upro and tqqq slurps. Also mu and avgoSadly TXN hasn't dumped would have boughted the fuck out of that
>>61789286Take her to the candyshop
>>61789302I don't think they do god-tier beauty treatments at H Mart.
Wife wanted to know if I was going by the store to pick up something for dinner tonight. Lol lmao. We eating beans and rice nigga
>>61789300a probability!
My sources inside of our Leader's administration are telling me that the Iran negotiations have been postponed until after we bomb the fuck out of them boss.
Sorry to announce that, in stark defiance of precedent, SPY did not V while I was in the shower. Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It's fucking over.
>>61789325Are the calls good or are they have ridiculous premiums too? A bunch of stuff I've looked at these past few days are just not in reasonable range to be worth the risk
>>61789320holy fuck I haven't been watching this at allall that FOMO I had last fallfeels so good jej
>>61789091why this shit down 30% in a couple months?
Anyone else looking at Coeur Mining (CDE)? Would now be a good time to buy?
Good bye bros
any news at all?
>>61789291I respect that
KEK AMD baggies
>>61789322kegels technically but virginity does most of the heavy lifting these days
>>61789330Has she started the vegetable garden yet?
Btw for my file glowfags just know that i shitpost a lot but apparently 4chud being my only social outlet is something that you conditioned in me. You can take the schd posts as fact but none of the other stuff kek
>>61789320I have my eye on it as a slurp target
shill me space and robotics stocks
>>61789335why is robinhood dumpingwhy is crypto dumpingmatter of fact everything is just drilling straight down recently, what gives? I thought we were all rich and had all the money in the worldare the layoffs and economic outlook becoming un-ignorable?
>>61789330>buyin' you taco bell, but a pimp eat steak>corn bread collard greens chit-a-lings on my plate
>>61789338What's the upside? Do you believe that Nintendo will expand their consumer base or increase sales enough to outpace the inevitable large increase in hardware expenses?
>>61789338Switch 2 is gay and overpriced
Join the Goog hivemind
>>61789338Steam Deck & Machine
KO at ATHs, everyone drinking their troubles away?
>>61789340Yes
what the fuck is going on i'm scared bros
>>61789363TeradyneRocket Lab
6 months ago>PLTR: -14.60%>APP: -1.32%>HOOD: -26.53%>COIN: -47.93%Take a CRAP on your money.
>>61789338DRAM fud.Even though they'll be the only one that will still be alive in that environment.
>>61789334Ever since the split tqqq options have been dogshit. I'm only slurping shares, im mentally at rock bottom and unless spy is deeply oversold like yesterday I'm not doing options period right now. If theres more than 1 or 2 dollars difference between bid and ask and less volume than open interest dont bother.
>>61789393Just don't realize, it ain't real until you do nigga.
HARD V, HOLD ON TIGHT
How many months were ai fags warned again?
The war is on baby.
>>61789398biz should really have an alternative quote method for redtext
>>61789333This is the second time I bought what I thought would be a V dump only to find out it is an I or L dump. It's worse because I was expecting this. If only ky retarded self held out for another 2 weeks I could have completely avoided this. Fucking 2ish or 3ish months and I finally buy in with a large amount and this happens to me
Why was Jensen so pissed off yesterday
>>61789363Amazon is unironically a space and robotics stock and it's not particularly expensive.
I got 2/20 UUUU calls. on the next bounce I'm selling that shit.
>>61789408at least 6
>>61789369The upside is they'll be the only ones left still selling consoles (and the software that goes with it). Ask around you, look around you. The only console parents are willing to buy to their kid is a Nintendo one. PS, Xbox, and I won't even mention PC, are completely out of the radar. They are simply not even considered.t. parent
I cant take this anymoreAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSAVE ME EPSTEIN
>>61789386Heh
>Slurp the dip at 1pm>V is instantly deployedTrading is literally so fucking easy, how do you retarded spastics make it seem so hard?Losses? LMAO WTF ARE THOSE!
>>61789364Invest in Britain
>>61789389Sugar water is king
The market just wanted to paint a little M for Micron
>>61789420>on the next bounceAnon, about that..
>>61789429Our Leader is going to make an announcement regarding a special military operation in Persia boss.
deploying V-egana
>>61789430>investing in pakis and paki rape
Is this sell off really warranted?
wut how are you fucking green fanny smeagoI think bussyant shaking his ass with niki might just save fanny.....
>>61789430Why buy the entire index, it basically just moves with GRG anyway
>>61789450What self off? We’re recovering
>>61789450No. We're dumping on NO news
Winter Olympics kicks off tomorrow, weeks of white people sports. Probably delete my broker app just enjoy well-formed asses in tight bodysuits for as long as it lasts.
Who owns AAL?Who is fighting so hard to prop it up despite everything suggesting it should drop 25%?Who can i throw puts on whose clearly about to be liquidated if it drops?
Down nearly 20% because my biggest holdings include AMD, PLTR, TSLA, and SOFI....I am very tempted to sell some ETFs so I could buy more AMD and TSLA, but I'm saying for SpaceX. This hurts.
>>61789474Opening Ceremony is on Friday at 8pm Italy timeAs for events Curling started half an hour ago.I'm watching Britain vs Norway right now.
>>61789474please document your research for the benefit of mankind
>>61789446>He thinks war isn't bullishFear of war is bearish, war itself is bullish. Look at S&P after Iraq invasion or Tel Aviv index since their genocide began.
>U.S. plans critical mineral price floors with Mexico, EU and JapanBANG DING OW
>>61789261You know what to do anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d6FBBWlu3k
>>61789491WI TU LO
>>61789491hope this saves my USAAAAR bags
get in that oil guys huge green candle just confirmed a big up move to 75+
>>61789430I can not imagine any long investment opportunity in Britain. Maybe you can corner the market on prayer rugs IDK. You could probably drain some pocket shekels out of it like the other parasites but you're just hanging around for a gringotts goblin like soros to smash its head in with a cobblestone.
>>61789481>AMD, PLTR, TSLA, and SOFIthe x4 leveraged cuck portfolio, well done.>I am very tempted to sell some ETFs>for SpaceXyou want to go x5?
>>61789408even though you were being deceptive and confrontational, yesterday you referred to yourself as "my... girlfriend" and that really made me smile. i want you to say that someday and really mean it. disagreements do not make us enemies babe. i am thinking about your underwear right now, and i hope it's uncomfortably snug, that you want out of them, but keep them on a few more hours, give the waistline a little tug for me even.
So it's just going to go down -100% today.Thanks for playing everyone.Goodbye world.
>>61789491remember when 6 days ago reuters put out an article saying that the government isn't doing price floors? it's so easy to make money with the open manipulation going on.
I'm going balls deep now on RDDT and HOOD. They're way oversold
thank god I stopped gambling on crypto and got into equities/commoditiesBitcoin, you couldn't give that shit away
arew we pricing in a nuclear holocaust?
>>61789069Everything will be GOOG
>>61789513Going for x6. I'll buy some OpenAI whenever that IPOs too.
>>61789538The indices are barely down a percent by software, fin tech and copper is getting absolutely fucking railed
>>61789536Thank God commodities and big tech doesnt make 20-30% daily drops.
>>61789491Wait, floors? You mean sealing, right?
>put in oil short 5 min before that big red dildofeels sooooo good man
>>61789538>arew we pricing in a nuclear holocaust?I've already bought diaper stocks anon, you don't have to sell me on it.
>>61789417This is a compelling point. You get the speculative exposure to space and robotics while also buying the ecommerce and AWS sides.
I'll take soxl for 6$ please
anon... are you gonna link it or what
>>61789531>>61789531>>61789531
>>61789563
>>61789430invest in Italy actually
Every bone in my body is telling me to slurp MU
>>61789467kek, took me a minute
>>61789599Getting stock picks from the gay man currently railing you is not a great investment idea Anon
>>61789516shut up faggot nobody cares
>>61788820Gonna be honest, kinda just chilling as schd keeps me afloat.
>>61789532>buying the worlds largest AI forum simulator with 0 users, awful advertising stats, and the gayest content on earth in human historyI hope you get financially crucified
MY PORTFOLIO IS DEAD. I'M LITERALLY SOBBING RIGHT NOW. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EXPOSE JEFFREY EPSTEIN. I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY
>>61789935How could it be dead. It was a -10% day in tech. Not Armageddon
Can we get a real V this time
OH YES SARRRRRR THE RUSTLER IS RECOVERING MEGADUMP CANCELED BLOODY!!! PRAISE VISHNU!!!!!!
>>61790005Dear niggers...
