talks are over edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61788738
This is really funny>OpenAI is the only business that is a pure play AI company with nothing else backing it>they NEED to run ads as a last resort>other AI chatbots can go ad free and be funded through their other ventures >they get to take the high road and call ChatGPT "unethical and inappropriate"The only way I can see OpenAI's IPO being worth it is if they were the only AI people could use. But there are a ton of other options and NONE of them are making profit.
>>61789543>OpenAIRivan 2 Electric Boogaloo
>>61789562>>they NEED to run ads as a last resortThose dumb ChatGPT ads during football games were the canary in the coal mine.
*taps sign*
>>61789590that one with the really bitchy masculine mom?>"I use my chatgpt to help raise them babies!"
Boy did I call the bottom or what?Whatcha slurping anon?For me:IREN - 100 shares at $44WDC - 25 shares at $255WAGMI
>>61789603wagmi, fren
>>61789592Is that the fucking GRRR Gorilla?
damn these are good
>tfw i had 10k SOXS and i sold half of it yesterday under $2FUCK AAAAA I SHOULD HAVE HELD IT ONE MORE DAY
The crazy dumps and pumps are the reason why i stopped invested and just doing the options wheel with my own money. Literally just buying low and selling high.
>>61789562Why even bother using chatgpt win Gemini works fine
What is the current implied movement % on GOOG?
I went short on tech in September only to get liquidated by Oracle announcing that ridiculous fucking deal with OpenAI. I was right! I was fucking right but a couple months early dammit.
no reply to my post last thread whatever well i tried to help you guys i wont bother posting anymore
>PLTRwhy are you bleeding you stupid piece of shit
>>61789602Thinking of this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqC3YrIzbQw
>KMB continues rally to 2.5% daily gain as space race between the USA and China is poised to see astronauts circling the moon by April
>>61789637>Okay sir, here's the list of models we've finalized>the beefy ones>Excuse me?>get me the biggest, beefiest, most muscular motherfuckers and put them in the diapers>Do they really fit the br-->BIG POWERFUL MEN>WEARING BIG POWERFUL DIAPERS>GET IT DONE JOHNSON
>>61789628I know what it's like to feel ignored. Here's a (you) to help you feel better boss.
>1.56%SCHD chads keep winning.
I sold puts for TSLL (2x TSLA) that expire this friday.How fucked am I? TSLL is at 15 but I will have the obligation to purchase it at 18
>>61789629>pe ratio over 300>even the forward pe ratio is over 100Exxon's pe ratio is still 20 after climbing 20% ytd
Tech is over, time to pile into dogshit like COST and WMT that have a worse p/e and growth than Microjeet.
will SOXL CEO address this dump?
HOLY SHIT KROGER PUMPED MY MOM IS SAVED
>>6178966612 percent of my portfolio is Microsoft. I feel like a virgin incel who is not sexually active
>fall for silver minor shilling>next week silver dump 30% and takes all mining stocks with it>fall for MU shilling>the two following days it dumps 25+%Am I the top signal?
>>6178960322 IRENS at 454 MU at 370Bit early, but I have more cash on hand and I want to see what happens the rest of the day
Damn I already miss this mornings promise
>THINGS THAT WORRY MEMU dipping -2-3% per day for 2 weeks straight>THINGS THAT DON'T WORRY MEMU crashing 20% in the context of a wider market crash
>>61789680Based
>small cap value index fund up another 1.32% today, up 8.83% YTD and another ATHDo you guys know how hard it is for a global index fund to be up +8.83% YTD on 4th February?This shit is not NASDAQ.
>>61789531>AMD is dumpinggood time to slurp?
>>61789667David Soxl (the father of SOXL) doesn't owe anyone an explanation for anything, you knew the risks.
>up 1% on VNQ (vanguard realestate)I was going to make it a long term hold but idk if I should just take the gains. It's a lot of $$$ because it's most of my portfolio.
>>61789687Brother. EVERYTHING tech related is dumping.
>>61789687There’s so many good conputer stocks you could buy why would you buy that piece of shit
>>61789646lowkey good business plan, israeli men will love it
>>61789637>Hey, I've got a lead on a modeling gig for you if you're interested>Oh cool, what is it?>Adult diapers
>>61789678>valentine day sales
DCAing into TQQQ starting today.Tech as we know it is fucking doneski until the energy-consumption situation for data centers is dealt with. But the indexes shuffle their players around and always come back. Oh it's gonna be painful.
>>61789698i guess but amd is dumping nearly 20%>>61789699idk, i just like the stock and have been eyeing it for a while
>>61789695real estate is really at a discount right now
I'm bullish for Nintendo long-term not only because the competition is killing itself, but because they have strong IPs and they're branching out into other media/merch (movies). Mario, Zelda, etc are all household names like Disney IPs.
they just raised the blood red flag in Iran
>>61789709You're out of your mind. TQQQ is going down for the next year at least.
>>61789698Everything is tech related, we're in a high tech world boss.
>>61789726when is the new mario movie coming out?
>>61789730if you think deeply about it, even a piece of shit coming out of an ass is technology in some shape or form
>>61789728
>oracleHoly fuck I hate this stock. Buy the dip, buy it again, just goes down forever. See you in 5 years or whenever it gets back to 190.
>>61789726There's so many different nintendos these days, from the x-box to the play station to the handheld switch 2, they're everywhere boss.
What caused the dump?
goyimbros it's over they won
>>61789741Not even the greatest engineers could reverse engineer the flawless turds I shit out on the daily.
>>61789758sellpigs outnumbered us buyhogs
>>61789741Now a days everybody is on their high tech mobile devices while they let the shit fall out their ass. If we didn't have technology the zoom zooms and generation alpha would be so constipated they'd need to put free laxatives in every door dash and uber eats order boss.
>>61789740April
>>61789755And they're all shit. Xbox division is canceled. Sony is killing themselves by making 1st party software available everywhere I believe in tendo
>>61789709they'll just build more wind. but what I don't know is what they do when there's no wind.
think of the people that all-inned MUU
Is this the bottom?
>>61789673>wait on mu because it cant pump for ever>wait>wait>fuck it it never dumps, buy>it dumpsFuck boganoff
Boss is a spy 695c for Monday a sane play. Is it something someone familiar with options would do?
shoulda sold the 160 bucks I had in WDC too.But it's funny that I was looking at Micron and thinking there would be a major pullback. Surprisingly my SNDK order went trough, got the picobottom. Micron, is it a good time to DCA? I wonder if it'll be like Novmeber-december and crab at these levels for a month until the next earnings comes around and it goes on another run. But that would be too lucky, no?
>>61789724Yeah that was my rationale, looking at the chart it looks like it'll have it's day soon. And I want to push my portfolio towards the FIRE meme even if it isn't the most growth or tax efficient, I'm trying to lock in gains from other growth, not just keep gambling bigger and bigger.Ok good I'm just being jumpy then. Just had to make sure I wasn't totally retarded.
>>61789562>The only way I can see OpenAI's IPO being worth it is if they were the only AI people could use. But there are a ton of other options and NONE of them are making profit.So what you're saying is Altman should have IPO'd 3 years ago.
>>61789783absolutely not. world war 3 will be getting into action after the bombing of the good for nothing goat fuckers boss.
>>61789782The money isnt real anyway. Just reinstall the app.
>>61789772it's not too long from now, maybe I should really get some nintendo
we are not getting a V are we. it's unironically over. GOOGL will shit the bed.
>>61789741imagine if instead of spending trillions on AI to summarize google search results we had spent that on bioengineering to turn us into 9 foot tall superman or anime girls or whatever else you wanted
>>61789666And yet people will pretend the markets are not overvalued.Yes, some (most) meme7 are not that pricey all things considered. But everything else is. And it doesn't matter if your mleme7 is actually decently priced, it will dump either way as it's perceived as being overvalued.I would know, i lived through 2022. Many people did, it's recent after all, yet everyone forgot. The fucking FUD about meme interest rates going up making the big tech going down somehow, as if they were fucking startup. Dumb as fuck. yet I had to endure the sheer retardation.Today, and what is coming, is no different.
>>61789673Maybe you should just post your buy so we can short you. help a buddy out.
>>61789672which sucks since bill was apparently banging evey slut in the world.
>>61789793There's always been a long held belief that its reasonable to hold up to 10% or more of your portfolio in real estate to reflect the overall economic market with real estate which the stock market really doesn't capture.Same with BDC's and private equity>>61789796Oh easily. Should have gone public before ChatGPT 5 released and they realized how badly the diminishing returns were with their models.Not to mention the fact that he's been a retard this entire time>"We think ads are evil. We have this socialist dream of AI being free for everyone and just being paid by some few wealthy people for the good of humanity"bitch YOU OWN A CHAT BOT
>>61789781
>>61789796>should have IPO'd 3 years ago.I would have bought it then. Not no more when I see what Gemini and grok can do
>>61789673Unironically you're coming to the party when things are topping out after months of people posting about DRAM and Silver.
>>61789709so will Uranus be the next /biz/ meme? We gonna back URANIUM maxis posting their UUUUUUUU folio talking about junior uranium miners?
This is some seriously fucky wucky volatility boss.
DRAAAAAINAGEELI, YOU BOY
>>61789657literally easy mode, in 10 years we'll be good to retire just off the divvies alone. assuming it's up today because energy is up, feels good
>>61789804Zelda movie next year too. /biz/ stuff aside they're pretty based for casting white actors as the leads. Disney would have made Zelda black.
>>61789816>>"We think ads are evil. We have this socialist dream of AI being free for everyone and just being paid by some few wealthy people for the good of humanity"kekDidn't he also say he wants everyone to lose their fucking jobs.>we are benefiting humanity>by impoverishing you for the benefit of me
CVX
>>61789806If GOOGL crushes it on the AI front, everything will dump because nobody can compete with them. GOOGL will also dump for shits and giggles.If GOOGL misses bigly, everything will dump (including its direct competitors) as people lose faith in AI.If GOOGL gives mixed results, a nuclear holocaust will ensue.
>>61789809but if we use PE rations, Micron is still undervalued.
>>61789810No. You all will suffer with me.
>>61789726I have the same reasoning. If there's ONE company I'm sure will still be in 100 years and will outlive me, it's Nintendo. Can't say the same about much more companies, really.Though it's kinda pricey even after the recent dump. PE/forward is too high for my taste, but they definitely are expanding the use of their IPs. An I feel that extra revenue, while accounted in the price, is downplayed. The Disney of vidyas indeed, and probably more than just vidyas.
>>61789824>We gonna back URANIUM maxis posting their UUUUUUUU folio talking about junior uranium miners?Id like to hear some real news that nuclear plants are going to spring up in the US every where. I don't see how they have a choice not to. With all the energy demand now
i love it when the peasants hand over their mako willingly...
>>61789833ok I'm sold, I won't look at it for a while though
Total SCHD supremacy, it’s the only thing keeping me in the money with this dogshit
Why are we recovering?What is the current implied movement on GOOG?
>>61789809Im a permabear but even I have to say that chart looks bullish
>>61789845in 1h 45mins we see
GOOG please save us After Hours!
>they all fell for everything and anything
>>61789864>Id like to hear some real news that nuclear plants are going to spring up in the US every where.Trump apparently waived security regulations for 3 plants in idaho, no clue if that bodes well for another 100 plants.
you guys ever wish you were dead before all this AI stuff? I don't even enjoy /biz/ anymore. Experienced all the peak internet and tech. Might as well nuke the 4chan servers when /vr/ moves 7th gen to retro. The boys days are over. I would get closure to biz if sirgay gets arrested and link drops to pennies. A happy ending.
>>61789827Yep it's actually over this time. Everything is in the shitter except for McDonald's. Oh well. We're all poor now. Everyone back to the salt mines.
Any arguments against this?>The stock market won't be allowed to crash until SpaceX, OpenAI and Anthropic IPO because MAG7 and huge wall street names have invested too much money in them to just stop the charade before they hand retail their bags.
>>61789879thanks for playing!
I can't even afford any knee pads or rope at this point
>>61789879sorry, anon. another 5 years you may see some return on your investment
>>61789891why would I wish for death when I can wish for - and fantasize about - 12 ft huge amazonian women with large, perfectly sculptured buttocks forcing me to clean their ass cracks with my tongue while their ass cheeks are wrapped around my ears
>>61789895It's also an election year.But so was 2008 and although they did print money out of their ass it was too late to stop the crash.
Fuck MU is edging me so hard. Stoploss at 360. Thought it was a safe play when I entered the position at 430 or something.
What are you gonna do when you get out of 6 figure prison anon?Me? I'm gonna get myself a little parcel of land somwhere remote and fertile. Farm a little of this and some of that, few animals. Allah willing, with a good woman by my side. But I ain't hopeful much.
>>61789894nothing is over until we decide it is. was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor boss?
Holy shit schd is at 31
>>61789903all i can do is... ... ... TAKE OUT MY FRUSTRATION ON THE JANNIES.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61789864big tech is keeping that propaganda campaign in their back pocket for when the public gets a little too mad about footing data center bills
>>61789833Apparently there is a bear market in Hollywood starlet circles because all the roles are going to negresses. Probably in part due to the Weinstein situation -- no sane man wants to fuck an ugly gorilla or a tranny.
>>61789891you are unironically just depressed.
Jewgle will gap down 10%.
What happened to all the AI and processor stocks and today?
So what is this the great valuation reset? Reset IV on calls, reset premiums on meme stocks. Wipe it clean and reset?
>>617898914chan and the internet stopped existing after 2011. Fucking epsteen
>>61789891>experienced peak techJust today I saw the most beautiful AI anime footage ever.https://x.com/AiNamanari33743/status/2018764880564904211This is the worst this tech will EVER get. And it's not even about the tech, there will be a FLOOD of anime with beautiful girls in it or cool fights.
>>61789906why are you such an egoist fren. This board never recovers no matter what. Crypto does well and jeets post shit everywhere. The captcha gets fixed and bots get kicked out. Crypto does bad and SMG threads fly by with same ticker shills so you know the captcha failed again. Every ray of hope on the good boards just gets snuffed out. This website is dantes inferno and just won't die.
>>61789562The las time an insider purchased Nvidia stocks was more than 5 years ago:http://openinsider.com/screener?s=NVDA&o=&pl=&ph=&ll=&lh=&fd=0&fdr=&td=0&tdr=&fdlyl=&fdlyh=&daysago=&xp=1&xs=1&vl=&vh=&ocl=&och=&sic1=-1&sicl=&sich=&grp=0&nfl=&nfh=&nil=&nih=&nol=&noh=&v2l=&v2h=&oc2l=&oc2h=&sortcol=0&cnt=1000&page=1This economy is only held afloat by the AI bubble and trillion $ federal deficits.
>>61789921why do we even need all these data centers? Data aren't physical, I literally have endless GB of data on my very own computer that I'm currently writing this comment on. Seems like a front for something
im gonna go shoot hoopsi could heem anyone ITT in a game of HORSECOCK
>>61789903Can someone explain the knee pad meme to me?Why is the entire internet going insane over fucking knee pads over the past week?What inbred celebrity say what stupid thing this time?How can I financially benefit from this?
MY PORTFOLIO IS LIQUIDATED. I'M LITERALLY SOBBING RIGHT NOW. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EXPOSE JEFFREY EPSTEIN. I HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAPPY
It's funny all these data centers going up...there is no way to power the Fcking things. People hate living in their areas because they will raise energy rates exponentially
>>61789936>energy up 2%>real estate up 1.84%>consumer stables up 1.39%>materials up 1.37%>healthcare up 1.35%You deserve your pain you tech tard
>>61789948Anon please. The knee pads will protect your knees when you are forced into your new profession after going broke.
>>61789948Depends on your height. I'd you're a jeet you could probably suck me off standing up.
>>61789948Good knee pad stocks?
>>61789934turns out it's all slop, the jobs it "replaced" are being hired back, and the "profits" these companies were roundtripping are now being reckoned
HOLY FUCK WHY IS IREN SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT LMAO MY FUCKING CALLS ARE DOWN 50% ALREADYFUCKING RUSTLER GO UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHE MARKET IS FUCKEDBUY GAMB N GRRRIREN BETTER GO TO 65 OR IM HEEMED
Down over 6%. Time to buy morehttps://youtu.be/0akBdQa55b4?si=x4-6BzTWU5jITeY5
>>61789962It's a BTC stock
>>61789948it's knee pads for prostitution due to losing all our wealth. We will now be forced to perform cunnilingus and rimming on extremely wealthy women for money instead of being NEET incels gambling on investments.
>>61789951unironically everything schd is in, minus real estate
>>61789824You know, it's funny. The gold rush of fall 2025 was followed by the silver run of the new year. Now a lot of people are speculating about "what's next", with copper and uranium being the loudest voices I see. And I think copper and uranium make a lot of sense, come to think of it.
Any planning on accumulating a bunch of metals now that the bubble popped
>>61789950>there is no way to power the Fcking thingsthere are a lot of unemployed (and fat) niggers that we could get them to power a giant hamster wheel that generates power. the goyim fear the giant nigger hamster wheel power plant
>>61789946good idea
>>61789971The fact that SCHD only holds 1.26% of its funds in KMB tells me it's going to seriously underperform just buying the underlying adult diaper market going forward.
>>61789966i know, but theyre on the AI slop bandwagon with the datacenters and whateveri swear if they break even today im just gonna sell that shit lmao what a fucking pos
RECOVERING
>>61789922What's funny is that it's almost guaranteed some Hollywood kike begged them to cast a nigger and got told to fuck off.
>>61789971Yep it turns out the funds that are very profitable and low debt make, wait for it, good money
>>61786059>>61786077>>61786222It's a large cap diversified industrial that my family's family founded a long time ago. End of trading today I'll post the gains again because today's been even more wild. Something like 85% of my portfolio is this one company lmfao.I'm concerned about the comedown, though. The stock got to a high number in late 2024 then crabbed along until shooting up 30% over the past two days. The volatility caused by the entire world throwing a pissy fit over Trump is gay and it makes me mad but I'm generationally wealthy so even small dips don't really hurt me. But big days like the past two are spectacular.My only opinion is to invest in strong dividend stocks that have always increased their payout.
QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDSQUINTSANDTHEMARKETPRINTS
Global financial crisis finally starting kek
>>61789983how closely do KMB and CMG track?
agriculture will be the 2026 play.
I bought 3 shares of SCHD. You won
What do you guys think? Yay or nay?
>>61789980>mfw that isnt an ai generated video of a sao paulo villager but a literal portal into my own future
>>61789998Paldrons...Fuck we're gonna crab!
>>61789979Picrel is the future of energy. We're gonna North Korea it. No fancy tech, just niggers on wheels like God intended.
>>61790006They don't. CMG is a tech company while KMB is all about fundamentals. You'd think they'd be linked, but chipotle just ISNT a driving factor in the diap market.
>>61790027are you sure you accounted for the salmonella outbreaks?
I put 20k into soxs at 1.9 purely because I thought sam altman seemed fake and gay and now I've covered my mortgage for 3 months lol
Hold on sisters, we are rocketing back up.
>>61789637I bought some KVUE before the merger.The patricians play to get KMB exposure.
>>61790041>The stock market is a tool that rewards information
>>61790012I’m already down 11 cents. It’s over I always buy the picotop
>tech is overvalued>google p/e - 32>walmart p/e - 45???
>>61790025Lol.You can get UBI if you pedal 8hrs on the bike goyim.
>>61790050tech = tesla, openai
>>61790050Don't look at COST
>>61790047Value investors have been crying for years
>>61789948the kneepad joke filtered its way in to the norman social medias. whole world now thinks it's the funniest thing imaginable.
>>61789980He looks so young.
>>61790025I'm no thermodynamicist but I suspect you could just burn the food you'd feed them in a thermal power plant with higher efficiency. but the real answer is wind and natural gas
>>61790064I've NEVER seen such a young man :O
>>61790027
>>61789980please stop posting underage kids
>>61789949You are a bagless lurker. Beat it.
>>61790062that joke is far older than the Internet and (You), lil zoomlet
Google gives us after hours greenness I believe it
>>61789994babe, it's 1 year return is only 12%don't you have other avenues to show you're smart? some other way to vent this energy? whether you're right or wrong is beside the point, you'd do better in vti. it's one thing to have wrong opinions, everyone does, but when it comes to money there's real consequences babe. i know you're worked up, probably 103 degrees and moist in the seat of your pants, but you should be looking to rebalance and correct your own errors rather than having a triumph and mocking the people that have been outperforming you for some time. stop taking this game so personal. tech is an important part of the economy and is delivering really good products, and smart investments in it are making people a lot of money. so anyways tell me about you and schadenfreude, why are you like this babe? did your childhood have a lot of bullying in it?
If Google misses its literally all over, and not just for tech but for any stock that benefited from “data centers” (XLI, XLU) If AMZN misses add XLY to that list
Alright friends I finally managed to transfer the 529 from my grandmother into a Roth. I'm so excited to start investing! So far I've put half of it into things mentioned in this thread. Looking forward to being rich!
Who's moving into metals to protect against a collapse
>>61790088I hope this happens
>>61789876None. We don't know jack until after closing.
>>61790016Throw a dart at the tech heat map today and buy LEAPs on it, you WILL make massive profit.
WMT
sell the news you fucking tards
I would like to personally thank David Soxl for taking my from down 3% today, to green.
>>61790088Google will beat and then drop 8%.
Will the Iran war be good or bad for mining stocks?
>>61790103does he ever wear any other clothes?
>>61790107What news? There's no news
>>61790079Aftermarket RAM/disk massive +8% candles.
VT almost back to green baby
you slurped the generational bottom 60 minutes ago right
>>61790088Death to all tech stocks. The world can go on without any produces-literally-nothing computer companies. Industrials, medical, utilities, materials, energy. These are the sectors that matter.I wish death upon all techfags. One step above crypto.
>>61790134...No....
>>61790070he's lucky epstien never get ahold of him tbqh
>Dalio poster getting cocky again Brutally green tomorrow.
>>61790139this nigga really postin shit like this while typing it on the tech he supposedly hates
if we reject off of 688 -> risk offvery bearish territory
We NEED Google to change this fucking tech collapse narrative today or I'M FUCKED
>>61790139The entire Jewish economy is built upon goys seeing ads.
>"Microsoft, $MSFT, CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it," per PCGamerLMAO this AI bubble bursting will send a nasty ass shockwave on the whole economy soon
intc just went green
>>61790134With what money? I’m already investedmaxxing.
SOXS looking good here
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Data centers are a bust...there is no way to power the damn things.
how many times do you need to be told to not hide, just buy?
>>61790152You've been saying the AI bubble will collapse in 2 weeks for 2 years now. Quit being a baby.
Fuck I never actually made that purchase. I could've been break even right now with a large enough purchase and I could've sold to go full cash!!!
DEPLOY THE V
Something bad is about to happen...
the woke libtards got owned so hard lolololollolol!
WAGMI
What if Google makes the same statment about AI as Microsoft?
>>61790170Im about to really fuck some shit up...just fyi.
>>61790147The internet has only become worse since the 1990s. Every tech improvement that touches anyone's life amounts to better graphics and the ability to stream goyslop movies instead of watching them in the theaters.>>61790150This guy gets it.
>>61790173
>>61790173what statement would that be?
>>61790152>MSFT, CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it," per PCGamerExactly this. Are people going to happy paying 3x electric bills because of their local data center? We're just going to have to look things up on the Internet the old way
YES SARRRRRRR I HOPE YOU MADARCHODS BOUGHT THE WEIRD NOISY V BOTTOM TODAY JUST LIKE YESTERDAY MY 0DTE ARE PRINTING I AM LOADED OF RUPEE FUCKING!!!!PRAISE GANESH
peasant villagers will march on ai data centers with pitch forks and torches
>>61790183It still can't generate a reliable animal alphabet can it?
you are beating SPY this year, right?
>>61790183I mean, this is why America is looking at Iran, right?
>>61790089Oh shit I'm already up over $120. That's more than I make in a day. Thank you to >>61789603 and >>61789675 for mentioning IREN
Is that a recovery I see? Is the worst of it over?
Appl carrying so hard
Ok im green maybe its time to sell and gtfo for good
>>61790205Mumu, is it over?
bought 20 more MU
>>61790209no no no, i'm not breaking even yet mother fucker. keep holding.
>>61790209It was a good run...line can't go up forever
>sold my Apple and Google stocks last year>bought more MicrosoftKILL ME
It's power hour time
>VVVVVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61790220>buying shares in a company with an indian ceo
DEAD ON
>>61790198im up 19% ytd what's spy doing?
btw you're being theta milked on your puts before it rips
>>61790183I'm unironically hoping AI uses MORE electricity. The fact that AI has made my job 10x easier and it's now cheaper to fill my Volkswagen Type R than charge an electric bugmobile is fucking sweet.
>>61790214Converted all my MU to MUU. If this is a fake pump Im gonna be so screwed.
>>61790234the puts i sold?
Did FIG bottom at exactly 20 dolla?
I am the spx
>>61790236What do you do for a living and how has AI helped?
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GONNNNNN AAAAAA SSSSSSSLLLLLUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPLine always goes up. Be retard, be calm
>>61790233about 0.3%
>V deployed>bitcoin still at 73k
>>61790247Coding. We fired all the annoying juniors that I used to have to babysit and hand hold which would take hours. Now I just have AI do it and it's 10x better than managing a junior. I also wear a diaper too.
>>61790205AAAAAAAA>thenOOOOOOO>thenNIGGER GOOGLE EARNINGS AAAAAA
>>61790221:) attagirl. let's be positive. snap earnings are today too, i own 1700 shares of that. really counting on you for some luck too.
>>61790241its not the worst time to do that, but also not the best
Tech is healing ..
>>61790236too bad that most of the noise from cars is road noise, imagine if cities went silent
SOXS deployed. See you losers in the morning.
>>61790266shut the fuck up faggot nobody cares
>daily shakeout drill completedNow comes the real thing
>>61790266>SNAPAssuming you bought low, I think there's a decent chance of you making some dough. The expectations are so low that any news is good news. I'd take profit after the initial pump, though.
The slurping is now commencing RAPIDLY
>>61790269>asian reporter asks about openai to jensen>nigvidia down 8%wtf
>>61790279How big a position you betting on this
>>61790272>too bad that most of the noise from cars is road noise, imagine if cities went silentI like that the V8's drown out all the gorilla noises and smoke alarm chirps.
Do you want tech to pump sir?
Sour hour?
unironically, what is the headline of today?
>>61790308everyone trust the plan, AGI in two weeks saar.
>>61790308hedge fund rotation out of tech is the narrative
>>61790241>>61790268Good luck fellow Micronchudst. all in MUU
>>61790308Microsoft won.
>>61790308>FAKE & GAY MARKET BECOMES INCREASINGLY HOMOSEXUAL IN ANTICIPATION OF THE MARCH RELEASE OF GRINDR EARNINGS>This, and what you should do to PREP for it, coming up soon
Is it true all the vibe coded apps made with Claude code/anthropic can replace all the traditional apps that cater to the same market?
>>61790308Diapers Soar while DRAM Drowns
>>61790308Rotation out of tech into commodities and defensive stocks.AI is a hot bag of garbage and no one wants to be left holding the bag.
>>61790313What I don't get is why institutional money keeps rotating in and out of tech periodically just to buy back in every time later at higher prices.Seems to be a losing strategy don't you think
>>61790296About 5k. Just gambling on Google earnings and another leg down
>>61790323Long answer? No. Short answer? Yes.
>>61790291really excited for their glasses product, think the stock is extremely undervalued, and plan to hold for a long time.
>>61790328my commodities stocks are red sir, this must be fake news
>>61790317Oh I'm hoping it works out, Im fucking down hard, if MUU dumps another 25% and SOXL dumps another 10% I'm gonna be screwed!-____- oh wow more dumping after I bought
>>61790335My gut says no but the prices don't seem to reflect that.
>>61790331too much cocaine i guess. but it's them, i don't believe retail can do this dump on our own.
>>61790331kek. the system has to appear fair/serious.
hello sarsPUT DOWN UR 0DTE THE DAY IS OVER BLOODYNOW LET US PRAY TO VISHNU THAT IREN GOES TO 65$ BECAUES INDIA SUPER POWER 2032 COW HOLY DUNG METHANE ROCKET YOU WILL SEE MADARCHODSGAMB N GRRR TO MOONAND IRENREDEEM THE CALLS DO THE NEEDFUL SAR YOU WILL SEE
Fuck it, do I double down?
>>61790345This. I wonder why they are dumping it so much. Do they know something that would cause the market to crash or is this to shake people out?
>>61790331They are actual business admin brainlets. How else do you think they "achieve" that stat of like 80% of them underperforming the market?
>>61790332good luckS-M-H bounced pretty cleanly off the 50SMA
>>61790355With your kind of wealth I wouldn't be playing it so rashly. Right now I'm acting rashly, part of me is thinking I should just sell it all and fuck off. I can still walk away with minimal losses.
>>61790308Traders rotating out of tech due to high PE causes PE to drop, rotate back in hours later.
Guys what if the glowie profiling me is actually a cute OL, and she knows almost everything about me after sifting through almost 2 decades of posting??How embarrassing im sorry you had to read all that glowie-chan :(If you boughted my stocks you'd be up bigly though
>>61790281Don't be mean to my frens boss.
Somebody buyed Sandisk for $723
>>61790012>>61790048shid update i am in fact up huge right now... thinking of selling to realize some profit I always wait too late
>>61790173I'm waiting for Nvidia to do some really stupid shit with AI soon too keklmao
Kys triptranny
>>61790349SirBy put down you mean buy or not buyDO not redeem sadam pitchar google
>>61790364I sold the top of COPX so I have to donate the proceeds back to the market. Surely you understand.
Portfolio is basically iren and planet labsLiterally was up 40% a week ago too now down 60k from then
>>61790386Thanks, you keep yourself safe as well boss.
Save me google!!!
>>61790301It's going to be a big move, I just can't tell which way they're going to slice it. If it's shit then they'll do a microsoft 2.0 and dump hard tomorrowI still think market is going to dump but this might just scrape by, shit overvalued company company it may be
If google doesn't beat today I'll have to work until I'm 95
>>61790378you niggers take internet shit way to serious get a grip on reality
>Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said the recent software stock sell-off driven by AI concerns “makes no sense.”Of course this fucker would damage control lmao its unironically so over for tech
>>61790388sarrr ar u a benchod bangladeshi fucking not undrstand what i said i said put down ur 0dte bloody that mean stop trading like my cousin gurgandeep stop his truck in road to turn around and dumb benchod car driver wedge themself under truck
I do not believe in the reQQQovery.
what critial mineral stocks are there then
>>61790409It might beat earnings and dump anyway.
>>61789531BASED MILLENNIALS RETIRED AT 41 BUYING THOSE DIPS BROONE BILLION DOLLAR INHERITANCESSTILL GOES ON FACEBOOK TO SAYyeah…boomers heh suck we had it hard man, remember 2008…holy shit well back to the sex van it’s going to Africa tomorrow with my fur babies BASED
>glowie-chan knows what a boringkate day isKekBut please GOD somehow save this from being a boringkate day i am at my breaking point
>>61790416Why they pull out of the chatgpt deal than
uh bros it's unrecovering
Tried to bake but it says I have to wait 200 seconds
>>61790440kek seething zoomie
>>61790390Absolutely, thank you for following the market rules
>>61790450still plenty of a little bit of life left in this hoss
GOOOGLE RAISE THE FUCKING TIDEI NEED OUT OF THIS PLTR SCALP GOOOOOOOGGLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEE
NIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
>>61790416There’s no damage control, Jensen just doesn’t give a shit.He and his employees rotated out months ago.Even his milqtoast response gives him away.“Doesn’t make sense bro.” Does that sound like someone with high exposure?
>>61790481>>61790481>>61790481
>>61790476NO it needs to be new now so that poster can go BANG BANG BANG BANG
We need an Indian CEO who can save us
>>61790340Skill issue, SCHD is green
>>61790440Purely anecdotal, but I encountered tons of Millennials who got sabotaged by their Boomer parents pressuring them to take out a loan and go to college instead of just working and investing in the Shit & Piss 500. Some of them ended up being better off, but the vast majority would've benefited far more from the investment gains
>>61790198Yes and I can't believe I'm beating SPY with dividend ETFs.
>MSFT*casually drills through VWAP 10 min. to close*
Fucking kek
>>61790148i am absolutely jacked to the tits with 677pif this plays out like i think, it'll be my biggest win in years
>>61789617They're on sale this week at KR, I'll get some and try
I'm never making it to 50k.
>>61790340What commodities do you hold? Silver at 120?
