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panican edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61789531
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>>61790481
If google doesnt release a sexbot during earnings the west is unironically over
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for free anon?
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>https://www.financialjuice.com/home
what the fuck is this?
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I made a mistake trusting fucking AMD to save us and I sure won't trust fucking Google to save this. I suggest the same for you too
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every month I keep buying
every month the line goes up
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>>61790506
Did you know that Jenson and Lisa are brothers?
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WE DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO POWER STUPID MILE X MILE LONG DATA CENTERS

WE DON'T HAVE IT ENERGY IS SCARCE AND EXPENSIVE
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WHATS THE BEST PLAY RN BOYOS 20 MINS LEFT
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>>61790520
WDC & IREN

A
$
A
P
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>>61790520
i have no fucking idea. be ready to short tech if google fails i guess.
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>>61790516
Just have the AI figure it out and problem solved boss.
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>>61790492
Why can't I have a gf like this?

>>61790409
How much did you invest (gamble on options)

>>61790416
Fuck maybe I should sell. This is 100% cope. Well fuck it that's enough trading the rest of my portfolio stays cash, I don't trust this ugly fuck, I will smile if I see Nvidia tank to under $50 from wasting so much money on AI and see him fired from the CEO position
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>>61790515
No way I thought they were just cousins the incest is even better
>>61790520
Waiting on MUU crash
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>>61790516
let's get some then
how much it cost
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>>61790520
I loaded up on MU 400C 2/6 earlier they're still cheap-ish
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>>61790516
>WE DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO POWER STUPID MILE X MILE LONG DATA CENTERS
there is a method some would consider... unnatural
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>>61790516
I BARELY HAVE THE ENERGY TO HOP IN MY MIATA AND PROWL AROUND DOWNTOWN, WHERE ARE THESE DATA CENTERS GETTING THEIR ENERGY FROM???
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>>61790533
b-boiling water? but that's too dangerous...
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>>61790520
>every single tech earnings call results in a drop even when they smash earnings
gee anon I wonder
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I bought NVO before the drop and now my 150 shares are worth 10% less. How fucked am I ?
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>>61790524
YES SARRRRRR IREN VERY GOOD FUCKING BUY MORE 60C FOR 06/02 I WILL BE RICHEST RUPEE HOLDER INALL MARAJAT U WIL SEE I WIL BUY SOM MANY SEX GOAT AND UR MOM TOO
RICHER THAN RAJEESH THINK HE SO RICH IN AMERIKA TRUCK DRIVER HE ONLY RUN OVER 8 PEOPLE SO FAR THAT ROOKIE NUMERALS
PRAISE VISHNU FOR GOOD IREN EARNING YOU MADARCHODS I WILL KNO IF U DIDNT AND SEND U TO PAKISTAN
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>>61790533
fusion is just around the corner
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>>61790516
NIMBYists are going to save us all from datacenters. They bring like twenty jobs to the community after construction is done, maybe fewer, and they use brownout-tier amount of electricity which will get slapped onto consumer billing. Any politician who allows datacenters into their community isn't getting reelected and they all know it. It's why companies are trying to build in Patagonia and shit.
>>61790520
Its still not too late to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything :)
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TRIPS
AND
GOOGLE
DOUBLE
BIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
FLIPS
GREEN
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Yeah this is worth 800 billion apparently. nice fake and gay market
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>>61790533
That's actually a huge problem because tech needs this energy NOW like right now for this next earnings report.

But any power play takes 5+ years to make and Nuclear easily 7+ even if we cut all the red tape
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>>61790555
(to bad i don't believe in this shit)
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>>61790506
AMD is Intel tier and the Intel earnings report tanked hardware stocks too, these pieces of shit have been an albatross around the neck of the good companies. Micron earnings in March are what get us back where we should be but I recommend dumping shortly after that
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>>61790555
You're welcome smiggers, I have saved the market once again.

Slurp:
WDC
GRRR
IREN
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>>61790555
Gemini confirmed AI victor, long live GOOGL
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>>61790555
HOLY MOLY
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>>61790556
I like how they’re winding down the car business just as everyone realizes they depreciate like an iPhone.
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>>61790551
sp*nberger only said they need to "pay their fair share" in VA and is at least for now not opposed to datacenter growth.
other states don't matter.
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>>61790557
Wind doesn't take that long
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I'M BEING RAPED
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>>61790508
Did you just not look at the line during 2022
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>>61790557
Shit like this is why the PRC has five year plans for infrastructure development forecasts.
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>>61790557
there's a good deal of mothballed capacity actually, and in a pinch there are so many generators available, nobody is gonna go without power. there's also a really big solar and battery buildout going on right now, and we can definitely accelerate those timelines. we will need more power but it's not really a bottleneck yet.
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The power needs are all inflated by open AIs fake and gay commitments that they won’t be able to actually commit to.
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>>61790570
>Wind power
>for data center power load
shiggy diggy
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>>61790578
I don't need to look at the line, since it only goes up
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>>61790555
Nice
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>>61790555
just 4 u anon
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>>61790555
Inshallah VOO will rise
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>>61790555
>ID:KEXX

KEK WILLS IT
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>>61790592
anon... you should not be making decisions based on a post number algorithm.
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>>61790556
Crocs makes more annual EBITDA than all of Elon's shares of his companies. LMAO
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Should I full port SOXS?
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>>61790555
Just bought 40k GOOG calls.
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>>61790592
BASED
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>>61790604
The last digits of a random post are more meaningful than the P/E ratio nowadays
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>>61790555
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>>61790557
just pour water on a spicy rock why would that take seven years
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>>61790604
I mean, even if it goes down, he’s buying 20 shares of the world’s largest search engine company.
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>>61790604
why not? has it ever been backtested?
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>>61790620
Gets completely lose their power if the poster aims for them to this degree. Plus that faggot likely uses some sort of tracker seeing as he is at most 2-3 off every time. A fraud in other words.
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>>61790572
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>>61790555
holy based
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>>61790610
There's so much slippage with SOXS I wouldn't bother
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>wildly hot women are taking filthy shits right now

buy (female) natural gas
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>1099 on fidelity delayed because of VOO
HURRY UP YOU FUCKS I NEED MY TAX RETURN TO SLURP
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>>61790592
I also bought one share in solidaririty
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>>61790630
Someone post that one video of that guy who let his goldfish invest for him
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>>61790586
it can't cover it 100% because wind fluctuates but it's been a major trend to power them with wind
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>>61790644
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>>61790555
Can't even do quads lmao shit script
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do NOT redeem the Google
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>>61790644
Based natural gas poster. Give me some companies to sniff
>>
are we living in a free market?
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>>61790604
It is okay. I manifested financial success and it did not come in the form of the bitcoin, so the heavens must will it in the chosen people.
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Satan trips and tech gets roasted to death
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>KMB holding above $103 after hours
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DUBS AND MARKET CHUDS
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>>61790666
This nigga zesty
Also checked
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Lmao if jewgle ends up nuking the market
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>>61790557
they're supposedly trying to have 3 experimental reactors running by july this year, plus the DoE slashes like 2/3rds of the nuclear safety regulations and said it's ok to pollute groundwater and expose workers to higher amounts of radiation.
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Not to be dramatic but I might have to eat ice soup if GOOG doesn't do well.
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>>61790586
alright babe. it's just about time. put on your smallest pair and think about 7.5 in- i mean percent green candles.
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>>61790604
Kek it's made worse when anon very likely used a script to get those trips
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>>61790666
>>61790685
Might be a good play. What are the biggest publicly traded buck breaking companies?
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>>61790665
phew that was close
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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Romaine Bostock here, this is Bloomberg Beyond the Bell.

Alphabet earnings are crossing the wire.

It's a beat. Stock's down -20% in the afterhours.
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I LOVE YOU NIGGERS I'M SORRY THIS HAD TO HAPPEN
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>>61790666
>>61790555
Holy shit
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>>61790699
HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT
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i was green, but some fuckers sold at the end making me -$13 on the day.
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>>61790699
-5.24%

kind of sore over here
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>>61790555
Witnessed
Confirmed
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>>61790699
+$585.88 (+0.44%)
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>>61790699
+1.8%
my best stock today is Deutsche Telekom +4.7%
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>>61790695
I assure you I am too retarded to use a script, all of my gets are from good old fashioned autistically refreshing the catalogue.

WTFWT
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>>61790699
Well, that was the opposite of fun. Down 12%, and Google hasn't even announced its goddam earnings yet.
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>>61790699
-11.3%
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>>61790602
Not so fast Pegasus
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>>61790699
>-5.62%
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>>61790703
We need him in a finance version of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mJUf3noWjQ
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>>61790699
Like -11% ($1300) on MUU. I dumped midway
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>>61790662
CNX is the gentleman’s gas producer. Smaller than something like expand energy or Eqt.
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>>61790699
-10.59%
Not checking the midweek but I'm sure it's no bueno
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>>61790699
AAAAAAAAA! Terrible. I shouldn't have bought
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>>61790717
i was down 2.25% today, pretty bad but well off the lows. i would have thought you would have made more, what was the drag?
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>>61790699
Rough
Down -6.69%
sold my soul to the devil and bought 200 shares of WDC on margin. Hoping I can offload it friday and go back to cash.
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>>61790699
-3.01%
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OH SHIT GOOG EARNINGS
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It's over.
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YESSS YESSSS YESSS GOOGLE BEAT I AM RICH
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>>61790745
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS
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so google did well. but their capx was too much for people i guess.

please don't dump qqq
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>go on a drive to get out
> shitty day in mkt
>het home, check my pony
Wtf?! We closed bright green?!
FUCK YEAH !
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MOOGLIES WTF HAPPENED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG
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It's actually fucking over for tech oh my god
>down 7.5% after hours
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pack it up boys. we out.
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Let’s go SOXS chads. Thanks QCOM
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>>61790699
Today: -1.29%
This Week: -1.72%
This Month: -1.72%
This Year: -3.29%
more shit i guess
>>
AYO
CHECK GOOGLE COMPUTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE
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>>61790749
lol retard they're in the same spot as msft. the same fate awaits amazon tomorrow btw.
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Ruh roh
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>>61790747
Very over
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>>61790756
The googles, they do nothing!
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It's so fucking over
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>Google
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>>61790749
I think GOOG is down -6% after hours
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>tfw my entire 401k and roth ira is in google
Welp guys, I’m fucked. Good thing it’s not all in GGLL like it was months ago
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>2026 CapEx investments are
anticipated to be in the range of $175 to $185 billion
Holy fucking shit
>>
688 rejection -> we go to 677
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it's over
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>GOOG capex almost 50% over expected
Yeah we're fucked
Rotate into metals or cash. This market is cooked
>>
We're back!!!
>>
This seems like a lifetime ago
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MICRONGODS?
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GOOGLE IS ABOUT TO TURN GREEN

HOLD THE LINE MOOGLIES
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$1 trillion CapEX
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googles revenue is GREAT
people are selling because they're spending money on capx
tech is ----> making money
MAKING MONEY. fuck, stop selling.
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>>61790794
where is all that capex going into?
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>>61790775
BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
EVEN THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN
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>>61790763
it's gonna go green. 7.5% is pretty huge though, i agree, but it didn't last long and soon it will feel good.
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>blowout earnings
>dumps
absolute clown market.
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>>61790788
Holy crap Ai sucks tech sucks buy rocks
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this is it
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>Google Cloud saw a continued increase in customer demand as revenues increased 48% to $17.7 billion
That's really good though. I think this will end green.
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HOLD THE LINE GOOGLERS
We will recover during the call
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>>61790795
We are SO back
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>Alphabet revenues increased 18%, or 17% in constant currency, to $113.8 billion
>Google Services revenues increased 14% to $95.9 billion
>Google Cloud saw a continued increase in customer demand as revenues increased 48% to $17.7 billion,
>Consolidated Alphabet operating income increased 16% and operating margin was 31.6%. O
>Net income increased 30% and EPS increased 31% to $2.82.
>annual revenues exceeded $400 billion for the first time
Why google down when they beat across the board?
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DOWN DOWN DOWN

YOU PUSH IT
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>>61790809
no it won't. no joking i bet that amazon tanks tomorrow too and we start going up after nvda reports earnings.
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I SOLD THE FUCKING BOTTOM AGAIN WAHT THE FUCK
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>>61790699
+.43% godbless SCHD and the real economy
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>>61790823
Insane expectations with the 4000 billion market cap
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>>61790794
>Silver will do exactly what /pmg/tards expect in March, but it won't be for the reasons they're saying
>They're going to be loud about it, too
God dammit...
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Jeeted!
lmao
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>>61790823
because they weren't 500% up with 0 expenses
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>>61790794
Kek let me guess are they going heavy on AI too. I definitely do not want to be hold shares or calls the day the AI bubble pops.
>inb4 this last week or so was the beginning of the AI bubble pop
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>>61790823
2026 capex $175 to $185 billion
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ITS GREEN!
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WHY ARE THEY OVER ON CAPEX WTF
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GOOG IS GREEN

GET FUCKED HATERS


HAHAHAHA AI WINS AGAIN
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Came for tech tears. Am not disappointed.
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>>61790827
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GEMINI HAS 750 MILLION USERS BEFORE THE APPLE JOIN

OPEN AI IS COMPLETELY FUCKED
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CLF bros wtfwt
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its up. try not to sell this time chickenshits.
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>>61790844
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
This is the most important moment in Indian history
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>>61790834
>won't be for the reasons they're saying
the great rotation?? any of silver's 1,000 technical or fundamental factors?
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>>61790794
search is broken
youtube is broken
What the fuck are the even trying to do?
>>
FEMALE ASS FARTS
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OMG GOOGLE IS GONNA SPEND MORE; BUY THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT BETTING WRONG

> EPS $2.82, Est. $2.65
• Rev: $113.83B (est $111.4B)
• CapEx: $91.45B (est $28.17B)
• Sees 2026 CapEx: $175B–$185B (est $119.5B)
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YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH YOU BITCH MOTHER BASTARD STOP SELLING
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>>61790837
why would google investing in ai be bad though? they can afford it and it actually works very well with their business model. this is a company made to develop "ai". xai, open ai and other shitheads are like rigetti in comparison.
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>>61790846
now's there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time
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>>61790833
>>61790836
They didnt just barely beat, they beat by a good margin. Probably just algos doom spiraling.
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>>61790809
>>61790763
It was a femtodip.
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indian google sir please save us
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ITS GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
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Tfw google underperformed earnings because I use ublock origin
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>>61790855
YouTube has the best cop slop
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>>61790854
the comex default
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>>61790844
it's premarket, I will be happy to be wrong though.
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>>61790838
>you need to spend money to make money
no shit?
>>61790863
yeah google is like the one company I'd say has the ability to integrate it with the existing software, along with microshaft if they stop being retarded
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check hardware stonks AH
!!
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Micronsissies we're recooooovering
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>>61790807
Probably data centre bullshit but give it a week and it'll dump like PLTR did. When you post earnings like that with that kind of capex, you're burning the candle at both ends.
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>>61790881
i meant after hours trading of course
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>>61790872
I pay for a family YouTube premium.
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>tfw put off buying google
>now it's gonna be too late
AHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>61790874
youtube is now exclusively slop and grifters.
You can't find the good useful videos made by normal non-scammy humans anymore.
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This is actually so funny. It's like everyone dumped and then remembered buffet bought it and re bought lol
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i don't see why qqq should have to fall just because Google wanted to spend money on a 200ft Vishnu statue
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>>61790869
And thus the fakest and gayest crash comes to a close.
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is the nightmare over
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>>61790556
Man, Genshin Impact alone makes more money than this
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I couldn't do this without you all. Thank you smggers
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AVGO up 7% after hours. TPU buildout is insane
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>>61790887
SAVE ME CAPEX
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>>61790899
every day i am alive is a nightmare so no it will never be over
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>>61790895
No I repair my cars with those videos
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google better have something really good up their sleeve, or this whole fucking economy is going to go tits up boss
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>>61790897
Google should pay their employees in cow dung to improve margins.
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>>61790909
It's alright, already got my side hustle ready for the downturn pic related
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>>61790893
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>>61790904
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Go back up Google!!!!! I hate you but I need you up so my semis aren't fucked reeeeee!
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>MU
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Sandisk up 20 ah!
Google said they’ll spend twice on ai this year that they spent last year. We won!
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lmaoing at those black hole CAPEX
What a bunch of fucking fucktards
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>>61790909
i heard they have AI
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>>61790913
how are you planning to monetize a Miata?
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hopefully this bonkers capex will make AI stocks all rcoooover. Geminis growth is freaking nuts, PLTR's earnings were even really good and shouldn't have gone down 12% they could even go back up 6% tomorrow on these. Maybe delusional so I can get some money back.
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YEAH

YOU PUSH IT
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>>61790909
Weren't you just telling people to sell their stocks to buy masks yesterday because of some Japanese flu? Meanwhile I saw you eating somebody's shit out of a diaper in the passengers seat of a Miata today and asking for Google to pull some magic.
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>>61790909
>google better have something really good up their sleeve, or this whole fucking economy is going to go tits up boss

Yeah the idea is data centers all over the country problem is there is NO ENERGY FOR THE DAMN THINGS, people are going to freeze and heat stroke to generate degenerate fury and trans pics
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>Google earnings call running ads
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61790916
Reminder that after hours/pre market swings and futures (especially futures ever since october 2025) are FAKE and GAY as FUCK.
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>>61790925
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>>61790925
He plans on resorting to prostitution through exchanging his bussy in the back seat for cash boss.
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>>61790699
+$1,605.47 (+1.59%), +11.08% ytd
all schd
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>>61790823
I'll take the previous state of things when they increased as much, or short of a percent or two, but weren't literally burning money and then throwing the ashes into a black hole.
Thanks.
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>>61790931
they do that every time
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>>61790893
Why? Let me guess you dont have any form of adblock do you?
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>>61790932
you say this after the fakest, gayest regular hours in recent history
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>>61790931
Its. So. Over.
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>>61790930
wow, thankfully we should never build complex compute and data centers locally because we will never ever ever build more electricity, meanwhile we will always always always have access to taiwanese chips
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>>61790930
It's not hard to deploy a basic gas turbine power plant on the premises. Colocation is the keyword here they are always stressing. They are NOT gonna draw from the wider power grid. Your bearishness is completely uneducated and unfounded.
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>>61790937
Only thing in my portfolio doing well lately, I should have gone heavier
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>>61790930
can't we just reprogram the AI so it can only produce quality AI sluts instead of furry and pictures of trains man?
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>>61790896
google is one of the world's best companies, and you should make an exception for it in your portfolio babe. if we're down tomorrow be sure to slurp some.
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Is it just me or has the smg activity volume picked up noticeably last week or so? Last big chip spike before the ebb?
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>>61790952
DOWN DOWN DOWN
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I own 100 google computer shares, is this good or bad. Also why is the iOS stock app so fucking bad
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>>61790946
i'm on the 10 year plan to retiring off dividends, dca'ing in about 10k/month
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>>61790936
the Miata doesn't even have a back seat though
literally one of the hardest cars to have sex in, there is not much space in there
at least it can wink provocatively though
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>>61790940
Yes, but my GF doesn't - also I can watch on the TV app without adds, and you can listen whilst screen is locked on the phone app.
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>>61790897
I would pay double fees if WisdomTree or similar would make a QQQ that removes everything brown and trans-coded
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>google still going
>my MUU going up
Actually yes google keep throwing away all your money on AI lolol
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>>61790952
It's a sell signal. The AI bubble is crashing into the ground.
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Just remember guys. All this capex is gonna bring in boatloads of money for GOOG, META and MSFT. Ignore the fact that two of these companies rely heavily on advertising but smaller retail advertisement companies are posting absolutely horrific annual earnings.
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>>61790937
I'm up over 15% on my SCHD in less than 1 year, dunno why people were dumping on the poor ETF.
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>>61790960
>the Miata doesn't even have a back seat though
How the fuck am I supposed to know this? Wait, how the fuck do you know this boss?
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>>61790952
I sold last week because of my indicator called "smg portfolio posting" blinking code red
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>>61790964
wtf chart are you looking at? are you sure you're looking at GOOG
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>>61790967
I'd rather Microjeet go to fucking zero, thanks
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>>61790967
The fuck you blabbering, dumbshit? The ad revenue is not hypothetical. You a time traveller from 1999?
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>>61790972
i love it, work in tech and knew ai was a scam from the start. staying out of that shit has been the best financial and mental advice
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>>61790981
This fuck ever windows after 05
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>>61790699
I made 3% today, a meaningful gain for my poorfolio
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>>61790974
Why lie Baggler? We all know during the mpox scare you were over here crying about the fact that you might have gotten it sharing diapers with a Miata driver.
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>>61790481
i love when my memes are used by others
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>>61790967
You know literally nothing about the advertising market
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Just like all the times before. They will rotate out of tech and quickly realize tech is the only thing making money.
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>>61790978
>google still going down
It was higher earlier but then started going down. All while MUU was going up. I don't mind them throwing away all their money on AI if it means pumping MUU who cares if they go bankrupt lel
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Companies are gonna build their own smaller data centers to generate customer hentai that Gemini can’t and won’t do. It’s literally over.
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>>61790982
It's the fact these companies are pissing away over a trillion dollars total in advertising spending for some dogshit data centers for a tokenization economy
How the fuck are you going to pivot an entire business model when the people who pay you are posting shitty margins. Eventually it catches up
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>>61790992
I don't wear diapers boss.
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Someone redpill me: If google shits the bed, does the rest of the market die with it?
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>>61790896
i'm gonna take a nap. i love you and i'm thinking of you. i'm glad you had a good day on the market and please forgive my teasing.
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>>61790699
+.1%
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>>61790999
Inverse Satan Always Misleads
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>>61790904
I should've slurped this along with TSM and shit, oh well. Makes sense in hindsight of course, just about everyone was expecting Google to post a big capex number.
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>>61791006
If BTC shits does absolutely every other shit coin SHIT all over
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>>61791006
the bubble is burtsting, S&P500 to fall +40% tomorrow
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>>61790999
my 3090 is already generating all the hentai I could possibly use, what do you need a data center for? Video?
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So its gonna be flat until the earnings call, then we will see, up or down?
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snap up 7.5%
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>>61791017
S&P-500%
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>>61791006
AI is popping Oracle was the canary.
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>*ALPHABET SEES 2026 CAPEX $175B TO $185B, EST. $119.5B
dayum
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>>61791023
Hiw are they making money when these stocks are higher now then they were in early January?
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MUsisters, we just cracked 390.
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Microsoft shitting the bed will help jewgle with their chromebook numbers
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>>61791040
Kek

They'll monetise it uhhh somehow. Boomers and normies will DEFINITELY pay $99 p/m for a chat bot.
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sunjar save us bloody benchod
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>>61791041
>Hiw are they making money when these stocks are higher now then they were in early January?
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>>61791040
Don't worry. Just a data centre pivot. It'll work out when people don't have money to spend on consumer goods
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>>61791040
I was reminded of this Druckenmiller interview.
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>>61790699
-1.65% I don't remember a day this bad since the "liberation day" sell-offs, and I started the day +1.5%
+2% this month
+29% this year
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>>61791047
Considering I already saw high quality chatbots for free not to mention DeepSeek AI which is free, how would they even monetize AI consumer side?
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GOOG BOOKINGS UP 55% QoQ
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>>61790699
-1.45% today.
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hahaha YES! I officially made 10 dollars on my google scalp thank you trips man
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>>61791058
Those weeks was much worse than today. Imagine seeing all those stocks just dump a ton. Imagine holding calls right into that dump
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>>61791064
I believe the intent is for people to become reliant on it then charge fees per use. Something like 1000 Gemini bucks a month and one Gemini bucks per question of 5 per prompt or some shit.
That was explained to me by an engineer I know at least.
Doesnt really work too good with how open source most shit is now though.
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The rest of the week will be neon green for MU/WDC/STX, as GOOG has just confirmed the datacenter revolution isn't going anywhere.
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>>61790999
they'll censor all the models for your safety
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>>61791028
Grok already sort of does this and isn’t highly used compared to other models
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>>61791064
Trying to bundle it with all their other services, they're already adding cloud storage: https://one.google.com/about/google-ai-plans/

Normies won't know what half of this shit in the pro-plan even means.
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>>61791085
>ID: HATEgains
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>>61791052
could you post a link to the whole thing?
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>>61791094
I fucking love having no concrete idea what I'm paying for
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>>61791098
is that like hatefucking?
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>>61791028
Bruh, where the fuck have you been? We've been prompting hentai since like 2022. My ComfyUI workflow works wonders, and for the non-local cucks, they can just use nAI or countless other companies offering these services, or even go on Civitai, even if it's not what it used to be anymore
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>>61791094
they also bundled the nest subscription in it too, which is really nice (yes you can argue nest is shit and a scam but I use it)
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>>61791080
Not for me, I went 70% into cash and started to buy in mid april, but still.
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>>61791094
Shits gonna be like fucking cable soon and no one has the money to afford it lmao.
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oooooooOOOOOOOOoo

amazon blowout earning tomorrow combined with AI optimism
AI is back forever, the bears defeated
This week turned out to be generational slurp opportunity

BELIEVE
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>>61791103
>Nano Banana Pro
just making shit up atp
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>>61791064
It's not something they have to worry about for now because of how much money they print with their bullshit ads. Youtube was a black hole for years too until the competition died out and they could then monetize it more. And it's not like Google's only AI venture is Gemini.
That said, yeah, it's pretty unlikely that they'll see a return on this capex anytime soon, especially when it comes time to figure out how they'll power their bazillion data centers.
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Googbros, are we gonna be ok?
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india is the next thing
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>ELF
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>>61791139
yes saar, india is the next blackberry
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I will never doubt india again
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>>61791131
The whole AI thing and the massive Capex just reminds me of Zuk's metaverse disaster.
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>Google almost flat now
Tomorrow is gonna be red isnt it?
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>>61791131
I wonder how copper and aluminum are going to be impacted by this. Like you need to power these things and the actual power of the grid has not increased
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I swear to god if Amazon and IREN shit the bed tomorrow.
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MU casually up 4% after hours after having one of the worst days in weeks fuckiing clown nigger market
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>>61791150
Coppers been on a run. At least the miners have. COPX has been good to me. I got out though. Any disruption to the AI meme turns the projected shortage into a surplus.
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>this insane google ai capex
absolutely cumming buckets, let's fucking go
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sandisk up 30
micron up 16
wdc up 9
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I think I regret buying back in to MUU at a 5% discount
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WE NEED NUCLEAR PLANTS EVERYWHERE. NOW
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>>61791163
I dove back in on the dip on FCX and SCCO. I'm convinced all of this shit is just a meme and I'll ride till zero or I double my money
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lmao I remember last time when muh MSFT earnings post-close went AAAAA and then OOOOOO
And then at the opening it completely shat itself.
Expecting the same for Google tomorrow.
After hours trading means jack shit.
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google up 12 now
fuck ya
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>>61791126
> it's happening
booblers get fucked
gas is back on boyos
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>>61791177
You fool this was a powerful signal. Not only is the AI buildout not abating or slowing as the bears predicted but it will be expanding and accelerating. This was the signal allows hardware stocks to moon this year just like we wanted
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>>61791177
>after hours trading means jack shit
It sure dumped the hell out of Silver
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>>61791161
>MU sells shovels
>GOOGL says "yeah, so we're gonna be buying a lot more shovels to mine this gold that definitely probably maybe exists"
>
inb4 it's all blood red again tomorrow anyway.
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>>61791189
There isn't enough power for the data centers
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>>61791192
I mean to be fair they still made their money. I can't wait till all this AI faggotry implodes though. Either people will lose their jobs and stop contributing to the economy from it or companies will realize its cheaper to hire millions of jeets and cambodians
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I’ll bake
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>>61791150
The datacenters aren't gonna be dependent on the grid.
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>>61791230

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>>61791230
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>>61790768
How much money is this
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>>61790950
>>61791007
Shut the fuck up faggot nobody cares
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>>61791482
Enough to feel it



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