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equilibrium edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61790481
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first for no fake gay nigger market tomorrow
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Going to make dinner guys. Digits and we get total implosion on software stocks tomorrow. Singles and everyone here makes some money
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I'm a lazyfuck that only has the most boring ETFs.
yes, I'm also poor, how did you tell?
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One of my ambitions in life is to see all crypto go to zero. God it will be glorious.
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>>61791230
>>61791230
>>61791230
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google's rhythm don't look so good.
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>>61791262
You my friend are dangerously based
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>>61791262
based rent free seething
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za and a milkshake sounds so fucking perfect rn
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>futures slightly green

MUbros, we pumping again?
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Silver is getting blasted again
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>>61792928
>everything is flat or green
>sudden metals dump
it's afraid.
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>>61792880
https://youtu.be/cNohbgowbd0?si=t72QqZFUMNHQRKo7&t=289 zazaaaa
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It's over for MSFT
https://archive.is/20260204191235/https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/microsofts-pivotal-ai-product-is-running-into-big-problems-ce235b28
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>>61792992
sars just use ai please sars I'm begging you
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What do we think about ENPH? Being 40% up in a day over slightly optimistic news has me hovering over the sell button.
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>>61792992
Good
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>>61792880
it was pretty good now i'm just laying here fat and content
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I like dock pics
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>>61793054
This ones for you.
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If you could pick 3 public companies to instantly go bankrupt which 3 would they be?
>No other company can buy any of their assets or IP.
>You also get rewarded $250k for this.
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>>61793088
Microshart
Apple shit
Google
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Where the fuck is all the money going?
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>>61793088
PLTR EA HOOD
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>>61793088
Or
Top 3 medical insurance companies
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>>61793106
BTC
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Silver @ 75 :0
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>>61793121
Shitcoins are plummeting too retard.
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>>61793106
Into a new bugatti
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>treasuries aren't moving
>DXY is flat
>shit&piss is flat
>random fucking -15%s out of nowhere on both stocks and metals
Where the FUCK is all the money going?
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>>61793088
MAZDA
NINTENDO
SONY
I don't even want the money, that shits for pearl harbor.
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>>61793137
Which is also why France, Spain and Italy are pumping. Sportscars, Champagne and Designer Clothing and Perfume.

Actually didn't know that Bugatti was a french carmaker until recently. Thought it was italian.
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>>61793125
Holy kek
>>61793128
F u
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>>61793143
"the jews"
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>>61793088
Microsoft
Tesla
Soxl
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Good evening I hate Oracle stock.
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>>61793125

OOF CHINA IS MAD

Wait, wtf do you see into the future, it#s now at 75,5
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>>61793143
da rich are cashing out because they don't know if there's going to be a war with iran.

>>61793088
Tesla, Microjeet, Oracle.
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>>61793143
>take out a loan
>buy stock
>amount of money in the economy has doubled

>sell stock
>pay back loan
>amount of money in the economy has halved
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>>61793171
>CHINA IS MAD
How so what's going on?
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>>61793171
wait wtf, what's going on with the timer, my hours are not in sync. Did americans change the time?

It's 4 am for me, but 4chan says 3 am.
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>>61793143
Why are you worried about silver? This -13% bar is still crabbing the low range from the selloff. Give it a week or two and we'll be trending up and comfy again
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>>61792150
Tzeenchian little creature.
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>>61793187
real??
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>>61793206
Did you think they're literally "printing money?"
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>>61793198
>>61792150
Isn't that a Seraphim?
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>>61792909
This will sound like cope, but isn't since I own zero MU, but I think it's unironically going to do what it did in november and august. After earnings, and prior to their next earnings the stock has seen major retraces. Plus there's a double top on the chart so we move downwards for now. But if the PEG theory of less than 1 is correct it will probably pump again around mid-march.

I don't want lean into the 'seasonal' theory but if we assume the market is selling into tax season and then will recover in march/april like it often does, I would bet on that for a frontrunner stock like micron.
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>>61793225
This is why I haven't sold all of mine and am going to hold some MUU over earnings.

I'm dumping that shit after though. It's going to get hammered this year.
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>>61793197
I'm not worried, time is money and this jewish nonsense is wasting my time.
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>nobody on SMG went to prison
>expect to take advice here seriously

bunch of lames here
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>There's a greater chance there will be a recession and AI bubble burst this year than there there won't be a recession and bubble burst
I can't wait
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>>61793251
you can ask us, we're all gay here
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>>61793251
>>nobody on SMG went to prison
There are definitely people who have been to prison here.
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>>61793251
I was in gaol for over two years but not for financial crimes if that's what you're alluding to
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henlo mister jerome
please save the ai bubble
u must lower the rates
there is not much time
thank u mister jerome
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>>61793251
Shkreli prob lurks
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>>61793296
Mr Jerome I lost all my monies today ... plz halp
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>>61793298
he doesn't do 500 navy seals. Opinions discarded.

>>61793289
nice, did you iron up and make gains

>>61793284
but did they become shotcallers?

>>61793268
like I said, bunch of lames
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>>61793298
Is he diaperanon?
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>>61793309
Kek possibly
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>>61793088
PLTR
AMZN
TSLA
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>>61793307
I spent more time outside when I was in gaol than before and after, my cellie who taught me everything was in the news not too long ago I found out he was a homosexual murderer, I knew the last part but not that he was a homo, he was on day release and never checked back in, they eventually tracked him down and he had a kill kit on him
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>>61793251
tell me how smg isnt a prison
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>>61793359
does that make mumu a warrior and bobo a victim?
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>>61793359
you can leave anytime you want
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>>61793143
S&P just mogs
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>>61793409
you can only leave if you have anywhere else to go
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>>61793409
but if I leave my losses will be realized
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>>61793143
Into the Yuan
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>>61793251
When Kamala takes power in 2028 and being a successful white rich stock trader gets you sent to SuperMaxx, ask for "Diaper Miata" on the yard and you'll be able to find me.
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MSTR is going to get raped to death tomorrow, isn't it?
How long before saylormoon's ponzi implode?
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>>61793467
Is he retarded? Is he trying to Elonmaxx without the obvious autism?
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>>61793467
He'll be margin called by Friday. He's probably on his way to thailand right now with a suitcase full of cash so he can ladyboymaxx until he suicides.
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>>61793251
Doin me time and buying tech stocks, simple as
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>>61793467
He fucking better be coked up out of his mind buying the dip right now, he has a fiduciary responsibility
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>>61793225
>>61793233
bought in at $398. hoping it moons again
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>>61793499
Next McAfee for sure. Only question is what crazy bullshit does he get into before dying.
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Thoughts on HOOD?
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>>61793485
The epstein emails actually said ghislaine talked to saylor and said he was a creepy autist, even more than elon. Elon is a fake autist, like women who play videogames online while wearing cat ears. Saylor is the real deal.
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>>61793547
I heard Bitcoin is owned by Israel, according to the files. At least somebody claimed that
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When the AI bubble crashes what will be the new default ETF? Energy? Consumer Staples? Value?
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>>61793547
>Elon is a fake autist
You clearly didn't see the Elon emails then.
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anon you did slurp that buss-i mean dip right???
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anon...my buss-i mean Iran is leaking fud onto the markets
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anon...what if told you to dump your cum-i mean...savings into my buss-i mean market right now?
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>>61793467
It's below IPO price again..
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anon what if i told you the markets are dumping due to certain...people...needing to put up collateral for political protection?
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I am getting financially raped it's so owari da
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TOMORROW MU AND NIGVIDIA WILL RAISE AGAIN
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WHY IS JOHN SILVER DILUTING HIS SHARES AGAIN
SOMEONE GET MR. BUSSY ON THE PHONE THERE'S SECURITIES FRAUD GOING ON HERE
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>>61793748
michael bitcoin and john silver are both being eaten alive right now.
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>>61793763
Literally, I hope. Like that dutch prince that shipwrecked in New Guinea
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>>61793784
Why not like the Dutch who shipwrecked off Western Australia and then proceeded to rape and enslave the women, Dutch are such savages
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>>61793534
It's crazy how tied it is to Bitcoin now. Crypto trading doesn't seem like it should have that much of an impact but I guess investors feel otherwise.
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>>61793805
>Sells tokenized shares
>Wonders why it's tied to crypto
Really nigger? Imagine buying and IOU of an IOU
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>futes
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>>61793795
just the boys having a good old wild descent into madness those lucky bastards. Vgh the days when a man could live
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>futures
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>>61793795
moet kunnen
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>>61791231
everything is fucked
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>>61793882
My eni's green
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Space datacenters finally gave us an idea so retarded that it made wall street realize AI is a bubble.
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anon all you have to do is buy the dip...
go in balls deep.
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>>61793859
i look like this and i say this
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>>61793143
My pet theory is that this is coordinated double dipping by the major institutions - they are selling their shares which drives down the market, which lets them make margin calls, wrecking portfolios and causing even more selling, so that they can buy back in and lower their own basis.
Retail can't beat the banks. At least, retail can't be smug and think they can get away with it.
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>futures
S&P 7000 isn't happening again until 2029
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>>61793933
we just need to cool off before the next rally
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>>61793916
so it seems
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>>61793309
>Is he diaperanon?
no I don't wear diapers



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