volatile edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61818307
Me scrolling /smg/, yahoo finance, and my female broker. In that order.
My 85% down HOOD calls might actually break even this week. Maybe buying 110 strikes expiring this week last month was not a good idea.Pray me that HOOD rips to 95 on open then clears 115 on Wednesday open
>>61823239Anything under 110 is going to zero from IV crush. I might get lucky and it clears 120 by Friday. Crazy expectation but I'm buying 5 grand worth of HOOD calls for Jan 27 on open.
any good pornography stocks?
>>61823262Wendygos how we feeling
>>61823271I haven't been to my local WEN in months
Thinking of buying some cheeky futures on ASML.
>>61823265If Aylo ever goes public you could buy them. They own Pornhub. Tbh I think traditional gooning is not the play though. Even my normie co workers are talking about cranking it to AI dark elf pussy
>>61823265RDDT is having a fire sale
>barges into your thread >OIL >refuses to elaborate further>leaves
>>61823284Why is RDDT beaten down so bad? Their earnings were fucking incredible. Is it because of the stock buy back?I would buy 6 month out calls but the premiums are insane
I am about to buy $10k worth of PYPL. P/E of less than 8 and still grew revenue by 4% this year
>>61823295On the call they said they starting either next ER or the one after they won't be differentiating user growth between logged in/lurker and analysts called this out as masking poor user growth
>>61823310I mean they aren't wrong to call it out but META has millions of fake profiles masking user growth and people just sort of accepted it. Kind of feels like 2018 when Facebook got caught with something like half a million fake users
>>61823265Pornography should be banned
>>61823325I agree, was considering buying a few lots on Fri to just write calls on
Recent volatility has me spooked, so I'm playing defensively until things look stronger. SCHDConsumer staples equal weightProbably some international funds too
>>61823303Pypl Is the next PLTR.300$ next year.900$ in 2028y
>>61823237based mentally damaged anon>me abusing my ADHD meds and some modafinil I ordered online and unhealthy levels of preworkout caffeinesome days I don't make money but I only care about the flashcards I memorized along the way. don't have a job but I can add some letters after my name. this will probably work out fine.
>>61823355Nobody I know even uses paypal. They venmo.
>>61823379Disregard my last post, Venmo is a subsidiary of paypal and I'm stupid.
>>61823379Which is also owned by paypal
>>61823365Im actually on the other end of the mood-spectrum. Seeing green or red numbers in my account is the only things that makes me feel anything anymore. Booze is the only thing that makes me feel like a human being but I promised my female doctor (unironically) that I would lay low on the booze while I chug their goypills. So I have instead started buying mini-futures that are leveraged to the tits in the hope it will make me feel something.
>>61823379I've been considering their 3% card to pay my insurances through PayPal. right now they won't take my Amex at 3% and my vias is only 2%.
i lost my memes folder because my windows 11 save bricked itself and mean mutahar told me to install linux mint
>>61823389>Promise my doctor I'll "totally stop boozing">Start NAC-maxxing and drinking a shit ton of reign energy before my labs instead >Levels back to normalFooled that stupid bitch.
>>61823355Dead boomer company.
>>61823426DIS NIBBA A HORSE WITH A FLU
>>61823310Maybe they can’t start with not banning everyone for inane shit.
>>61823426does NAC do anything for you? I supplement it due its obvious anti-oxidant properties, but I would lie if I said I feel any change? Am I doing something wrong?
>>61823229repeat with me: nothing ever happens
>>61823464If I stop taking NAC at this point I can't breathe through my nose from the extra snot and I start coughing up phlegm from all the ciggies I'm blasting and my hangovers get worse and I can't focus as well.
> futures
how do we save the economy
>>61823486Surprised that it is more or less considered something fine for long term use. Just don't overdo it.>It has been reported that an overdose of NAC (100 g) in a short time can cause hemolysis, thrombocytopenia, acute renal failure, and death in patients with glucose-6-phosphate dehydrogenase (G6PD) normal.
>In the course of the artificial intelligence boom, big tech companies like Nvidia, Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Broadcom, Meta and Tesla have risen so much that the market has breached a longstanding legal threshold: It is no longer diversified, by the Securities and Exchange Commission’s traditional standard. The U.S. stock market has become more highly concentrated than it has been since the 1960s.
>>61823528>100 gramsLmao. That's a quarter of a pound of NAC pills. That's like 200 capsules you'd have to down.
>>61823237female broker?
>>61823486alcohol always killing people it's like smoking from the 1980s>wtf you can die from that??now they're trying to take my speed from me mother fuckers. They came for my ephedra and I did nothing. They came for my modafinil and I horded it. they're coming for my favorite /fit/ preworkout powders>my cold dead handsinb4 you're too young to get that reference. I'm the mystical, magical old guy from the beginning, you'll realize later everything I said was right somehowwhite though>no racist
>>61823545Are you still hoarding Jack3d?
>>61823545Still gotta pour one out for all my anonhomies that shouldve stuck to NAC+Booze instead of making themselves retarded with phenibutt.
Me tink erryting gwan be alriii mon
>>61823467you will literally repeat this line as the captive bolt gun is being leveled against your head
>>61823645
henlo mister jerome please
>>61823700I dont know who you are. But I have a very special set of skills...
thoughts on apeing into pltr? price came down and I believe in their jewish ways.
>>61823700>>61823722hello? who dis?
iran? no i don't ranthank you
Do you think MSFT is a dip or it's over? Part of AI bubble popping?
>>61823744MSFT, NFLX, AMZN, NVDA & META are all on sale right now. This market is going to rip over the coming months, we're in the last few shakeoffs of the accumulation phase.
>>61823744I think MSFT is a specific case, worst in all three dimensions:1. They're over-invested in AI, and that bubble is, if not collapsing, at least deflating2. The AI implementations they do have are terrible, so they can't separate themselves from the rest of the AI bubble3. Their AI focus has fucked with the quality of their other products, and customers are pissed. Not just regular consumer users like you and me... actual corporate customers. I suspect, don't have any evidence, that their churn rate is climbing
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETRIPS
>>61823744>>61823761personally I wouldnt buy right now, there is plenty of time to see if its turning back up
>>61823761I should have bought more. The market panic was contagious and I hesitated. But I shouldn’t have. We had two weeks of blowout tech earnings and then the announcement of a massive expansion of the AI buildout. I should have listened to my gut. When the market is irrational at least I can be rational. Lesson learned
>>61823744no MSFT is fucked. they bailed on their main product to do AI unlike the other tech companies.
>>61823744MSFT's AI gains are basically just OpenAI, which has been really falling behind lately. Unless OpenAI does something crazy and takes the lead again, MSFT will be limited compared to other AI players.I don't think the bubble is popping, the winners are just emerging.
>>61823744Worst case scenario I can see it barely undercutting last year's low. >390buy>375buy even more>350BUY>330 ALL IN
>>61823271I also haven't been to Wendy's in months, but I liked their value bags
>>61823800>>61823783I think Microsoft will rip during the OpenAI IPO and that will be the perfect week to sell off
>>61823338pornography is actually very beneficial in a healthy society. instead of widows selling their bodies on the street, they can sell content in a way that is safe. i would much rather have women filming themselves than being pimped out
>>61823524>whites laughing while jews turn baseball into a nigger sport
>>61823815I honestly have no clue how the IPO will effect things. I guess lots of people will probably ape in for the short term, which will spike OpenAI's valuation and subsequently MSFT's?There's lots of time before that though, so I don't think anticipation of that will be driving the line up for quite a while. I'd imagine it will be a slow buildup that will give us plenty of time to react.I agree you should sell soon after that though.
>>61823800The best tech won't necessary win the race. Microsoft has everyone locked into Windows and Office, especially public sector, schools etc. are heavy into Office even on iPad. People will use the AI that's already available rather than the best one. But they don't need AI to sell Windows or Office, at least not yet. They've spent a fuckton of money on it though and I don't see it paying off unless people actually really want AI enough to pay more for Windows and Office. It may all go the way of the Xbox.
>back to work tomorrow after a 2 week vacationone day Ill escape the wage cage
>>61823914I haven't taken a vacation since Thanksgiving...2024
Huge news on the catalog FYI.
>>61823744>50% of its backlog is open aii'm sure its fine
>>61823263you're betting on HOOD going up by about 50% in a week? bruh
>>61823877>The best tech won't necessary win the race.I agree, but ChatGPT is genuinely losing more and more market share to gemini, claude, and even grok.I think most AI profit will come from API services, and claude is king in that domain. Normies will continue to use exclusively GPT as their chatbot and better-google, but I don't see how that will do anything but burn money.
>>61823850Yea that’s my basic calculus.. if Microsoft is half of OpenAI and OpenAI a valuation momentarily moons should mean Microsoft moons too
>>61823744Nothing is popping you homonculus
>>61823660That is never going to happen, you know why? Because.... say it with me now... NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>61824008They literally just moved the doomsday clock to 85 seconds to midnight last month and you're still lying to yourself that nothing ever happens? This is the closest we've ever been to the world literally ending.
>>61824031that clock is gay
>>61823744I think they'll get lower in 2026. I see them as another Boeing or Intel, a once competent company now emptied by pure greed and stupidity.
>>61824031>muh clock keepersisn't that just a gay and retarded doomsday cult?
>>61824031>We just moved 85 seconds closer to nothing ever happens on the nothing ever happens clock
>>61824031Ah yes im sure this is a very scientific and quantitiave method.
>>61824031
>>61824031LMAO
>>61824031>3>2>1 and a half>1 and 1/4>1 and 1/8
>>61824031Achilles and the tortoise
>>61824031lollmaolmfao even
>>61824031They literally move it closer to midnight every time a republican gets elected as president, it's just democrat propaganda.
>Like a story on X>Scroll down>feed is now entirely comprised of identical topic#Jeeted
>>61824031Imagine thinking today is 15 times more dangerous than the middle of the fucking Cuban missile crisis lol who decides this shit
>>61823801the definition of catching a falling knife...
>>61824169More than 8 times* fucked my math up, anyway it’s all fake numbers anywY
>>61824008>>61824031LITERALLY
>>61823877Google suite is competitive against the latest versions of MS Office and licenses are much cheaper. If Google develops an OS it’s lights out for Microsoft. Windows 11 is ass.
I continue to buy oil and gas stocks until the end of the year
>futures
>>61824192This is the way
If dubs I invest in MCD if singles I invest in a MCD chicken nugget meal.
>>61824192Rumors of more merges/buyouts. Devon and Coterra is a pretty big one. Exxon, and chevron continuing to do deep into Guyana and Conoco hoping willow alaska pays off by 2029. Lot of oil companies setting the ground over the next few years for the post easy oil world. Acreage is all pretty much bought up.
Fucking landslide election in Japan. It's over for sensible investors.
>>61824229what does that mean for us investors? green or red? spare me the details. good (arrow up) or bad (arrow down)?
is your favorite company getting any airtime during the superb owl? intel is the preferred technology provider to levi's stadium.
>>61824189>If Google develops an OSThey've developed two. Can you import old Word and Excel files into Google Suite? Can it handle 15+ year old macros? Can it be deployed and managed by an IT department? If no to some or all, most won't monkey branch.
>>61824229yen go up or down? give us your analysis anon
>>61824031>Used to just be minutes>Nothing ever happens so they have to make it seconds so they can keep doompostingPretty cringe honestly.
>>61824237red
>>61824237> the market needs an excuse to dump -3% on every index tomorrowlmao
>>61823467Go back to r*ddit you unfunny normalfag turbogoy.
>>61824229Are there still Yen Carry mouthbreathers to fleece?
>>61824200niggerball goyem
>>61824031this means literally nothing. Scientists don't know shit about geopolitics/finance/civil defense, etc.
>>61824237Ishin didn't win literally every single seat in parliament, so it's completely and utterly over for Japan.
>>61824237japs are gonna cut taxes and raise spending, causing debt and jap bonds to rise. it's not gonna be a huge sell off all at once, but japanese money thats in overseas investments will slowly return to japan as the BoJ and USA will intervene to prevent the yen from collapsing
>>61824229Isn’t ldp the business party? Wouldn’t this be bullish?
the nikkei is about to have its largest open in recent history
>highest house majority win since ww2japanbros we are so back
>>61824031more like the GAY clock am i right fellas?
>>61823970Well originally I was betting on it going up by about 12 percent in a month right around earnings after the Superbowl. Turns out that the stock could go down even further
>>61824440Hyperinflation here we come
Thoughts on this? I'm 28. I also have 20k in cash that I'd like to gamble on a single stock or two to hold for the long term.
>>61824031The glock will hit 12:00:00.And after that 12:00:01 and everyone involved in this will feel absolutely retarded.
>>61824471I would buy 100 shares of XOM and gamble with the remainder, not a bad port tho
>>61824466bullish
>>61824471You need more euro exposure or get a fed job with a pension then you can gamble your port on way otm options
>nikkei opens off 10%wwyd
>>61824237>>61824229They have a super majority which means they can pass whatever they want. They have already promised tax cuts but the elephant in the room is the population crisis. So they are going to have to give some serious tax breaks to families.
>>61824471>crypto
>>61824532They need to incentivize people to stop working 60 hours a week at a job where only 20 hours of meaningful work exists. So many nips literally just sit at their desk to make appearances. Burgers do that too but at least go home after 8 hours. Do that and give families a million jpy tax credit for each kid to a max of three and you'll be swimming in nips
>>61824532breeding visas when
>>61824532>>61824559That's the big issue yeah. Even when you offer three day weekends and four day work weeks, most people don't take them for fear of being seen as lazy. Which is the big reason we might actually see change. They can't, or at least haven't, forced the four day work week on the private sector but the public sector can lead by example. Tokyo already embraced it for municipal workers and that city employs a massive 450,000 people. Apparently a little under half have embraced it. Three other cities have said they want to follow suit which would bring the total up to 650,000 workers. Which is actually about 5% of the work force. Funny enough its the only modern country doing it. If they manage to transition the entire country to a four day work week over the next day they actually might become the first nation to solve its birth rate crisis without immigration
>>61824532They're going to turn the soaplands into breeding centers. The babies will be ripped from the employees and taken into government facilities to learn to start manufacturing Mazda Miatas with their tiny dextrous fingers by the age of 6 years old. This will flood the subcompact sports car market with unbeatably cheap product and cause a new 1000 year Empire for the Japanese people.
>>61824362What about political scientists?
>>61824559The real policy fix is nuking Boomer (or the local version of it) home values by eviscerating homebuilding rules and zoning. Every country on the planet where "home = asset" instead of "house = liability" has a population collapse crisis.
>>61824514nikkei premarket is already up. It's over, doomers
>>61824605Japanese homes are liabilities, yet no baby boom? Sounds like you're just a seething millennial who didn't buy the SP500 and missed out on a chance of having a house. You'd never have sex anyway so that doesn't matter, mainly because you're a sub 4 incel with a crippling porn addiction.
>>61824491Thanks, what's the rationale for XOM? And what do you think of BP/Shell as a UK listed alternative.>>61824511I could buy an ex-US global tracker. Annoyingly AVDV isn't available in the UK or else I would have liked to buy it instead of AVSG which is 70% US based.>>61824533I'm not overly worried but I will sell it during the next rally when it comes. Maybe the 10% retarded part of my port should be PMs now instead of BTC. With it being outperformed by indices over the last 5 years, I worry that this is the end and normies might never be interested in it again.
>>61824615Japs biggest reason they won't get married is taxes and overwork yeah
>>61824614>nikkei premarketwhere are you seeing this? futures are not open yetthey open in 1 and a half hour
>>61824605Aren't homes being given away in nip land? I thought it was more an issue with there is not enough jobs in the rural areas. Canada has crazy housing issues but they "fixed" the population collapse by importing 4 million tfws who are being deported for expired visas this year (allegedly)
>>61824587>Miata boomFull porting into GRND tomorrow
>>61824590they understand the least out of all of them.
Is $100k in GGLL retarded? 15% of my portfolio, majority of it is TQQQ and derivatives of that
DEVIL TRIPSAND THE MARKETDEVIL RIPS7,100 BY FRIDAY. SCREENCAP THIS SMIGGERS.
>>61824632My tutor lives in Tokyo and she says its 100% being overworked and taxed too much. Most people can't find someone to date because of long work hours and work parties, and then when you do get married you go from dual income to single income. Or day care which is fucking evil
>>61823237My tablet is 10 years old and browsing on it feels like I'm back in the 90s where every page takes its time to load. It is still good for reading books and browsing 4chan (on an app)I also hate how Yahoo finance is so snappy on the app and slow on the desktop browser.>>61823303I bought in as well but there's no reason for it to not go down. P/E alone is not an excuse when the market (see >>61823447) see no future for it.>>61823389Why did his voice become high pitched? Did he get castrated or something?
>>61824673I figured my original assumption about retarded work hours is right. I couldn't imagine sitting at a desk for 12 hours to keep up appearances only to go drinking with my boss immediately after because it's socially expected of me.Japan has the wage cage down to a science.
*starts doing the haka in this thread*
>>61824622I think they are the best managed of the lot, case in point how they're handling the venezuela situaton. As for BP/shell I haven't look into them but between CVX and XOM I think XOM is better managed. Some oil in general would make a good foundation for your port though
>>61824694it all comes down to the stupid chinese confuscious shit. This idea that something is stupid but because of seniority and the lack of individualism you just have to stay quiet and go with it pisses me off
>>61824698XOM looks like it's about to pull a silver desu. Shit finally broke out of a 5 year crab. I want to pick up leaps but I'm worried the orange retard might do something dumb and announce some magical oil reserves that don't exist or something and crater the price
A quick test if you want to invest in a stock is to use a hypothetical sum.With 50k, you'd rather put it into oil stocks than VTI? I aren't think that.
I have uninstalled steam and the one single video game i have played in the last ten yearsthank you for you attention to this matter
>>61824710Pretty much all year it's been green on red days and green on green days, that's good exposure IMO
I'm convinced AI is all a big nothingburger and they want to crash the global economy on purpose. The bible stories of david and goliath are real. ICE is gonna be a front for gigathad gene edited super soldiers like mr X out of resident evil. It's just gonna be humans vs umbrella corp nightmares. All this stuff like trump race baiting is way too on the nose. Baron trump is like some flex from the elite. We need /x/ wisdom not financial gains in these times.
>>61824710there is 0 bull case for oil, cheap oil is all that is preventing hyperinflation and it will remain that way for at least 3 more years
>huge fucking win for japanese mommyBULLISH
WHY THE FUCK ARE AGNC CALLS SO CHEAP
My trading account is down 70% all time
>>61824767close it and open a new one
>>61824767based silver minor investor
>>61824757Supras and Miatas General can't stop winning!
>>61824727Dota2?
>>61824707i love you babe. will you be watching the game? wish you were here with me snuggled up.
GREEN FUTESWE'RE RICH SMIGGERS, RICH I TELLS YARICH BEYOND OUR WILDEST DREAMS
>>61824815Where do you see the futures
>>61824822have you ever read the op?theres a link
>>61824822Look in the mirror and search your heart anon.
>>61824815Fake rally. Another leg down coming this week.
>>61824770That's brilliant. I'll be back to being down 0%. Thanks for the free money hack
>>61824815they need green futures to lure all the degens into sports gambling.
>>61824770Brilliant
>AGNCi actually cannot believe my eyes. can somebody who knows MBS tell me what i'm missing here?
Damn I wanted to buy calls Monday hoping for a flat open.
>>61824865Soxl weeklies?
>>61823303>>61823385Corona-chan....my waifu, second to Bobina thoughbeit. Coincidentally thought about her yesterday and saved a few, cute and good for art reference. Spooky you posted her tho. Idk about buying Paypal though, do the Venmo profits count as Paypals?
Big day for miners coming.
>Futas
>>61824615Japan has the dumbest work ethic on the planet there's your reason. It's mostly a great country compared to most first world countries but not a chance I'd live there if I had to be a wagecuck with 80 hour work weeks compared to the 60 hour work weeks in the US.USA: 60 hours weekly, 12 hours daily, 6:00 AM - 6:00 PM>prep/unprep for/from work 1.5 hours>commute 1.5 hour >work 8 hours>lunch 1 hourJapan: 80 hours weekly, 16 hours daily, 6:00 AM - 10:00 PM>prep/unprep for/from work 1.5 hours>commute 1 hour>work 8 hours>lunch 1 hour>fake overtime 2 hours>compulsory dinner with your boss 2.5 hoursNo surprise they're not getting married and having children. Also they get below the normal amount of sleep hours. Doesn't help that their stock market is stagnant, how do you even make money unless you invest internationally? Can they even afford having a home or are they worse off then US anon's?
drinking a pepsi, looking at japan
>>61824864divvies are a bubble
>>61824984>Japan Labour Cash Earnings (Y/Y) Dec: 2.4% (est 3.2%; prev 0.5%; prevR 1.7%)>- Real Cash Earnings (Y/Y): -0.1% (est 0.8%; prev –2.8%; prevR –1.6%)>- Cash Earnings - Same Sample Base (Y/Y): 2.0% (est 3.0%; prev 0.9%; prevR 1.1%)- Scheduled Full-Time Pay – Same Base (Y/Y): 2.1% (est 2.2%; prev 2.0%; prevR 2.2%)
>>61824237Green initially, with systematic risk of blood red as the nutty unaffordable plans come out and Takaichi puts pressure on the BoJ to do her bidding. Think Britain and Liz Truss.>>61824393They're the everything party - take a look at the election record. Japanese politics IS the LDP and all that comes with it.
>>61824873I don't think options on leveraged etfs make any sense. The options will already price in any leverage and probably with a wider bell curve too. I think we'll see some green early this week so I want to make a small trade on SPY calls
>>61824984>more than 40h wagie hours per week + commute holy fuck we are not doing that in jewrope and we cant really afford to marry and have kids without having a tight financial rope around our necks (absurd taxes to bring sandniggers and giving them free money is expensive). we dont even have student loans to pay. Also, in japan nikkei was so dead for so long that investors became gambling degens with leveraged FX trading. at least we have 20h extra for living every week, i guess
>>61825001it's agency MBS. so if you assume we get rate cuts and long rates come down (which i do) or at the very least spreads tighten for MBS, their book is worth more. tardboy in chief wants it, fed wants it, homebuyers want it, financiers want it. everybody wants lower mortgage rates
Reminder that Bitcoin is deflationary and as long as it has value, its value will necessarily increase.
>>61825055>price of bitcoin fails to appreciate faster than the cost of electricityoops!
>>61825059You do know they still get a fee for processing transactions right? Also, you wont need that many transactions, most bitcoin will be internally managed systems and only need to transfer if its outbound.
>>61825025on top of that, if you take a look at the options bid-ask spread of leveraged etfs, most of the time there is a wide gap between bid and ask because they are a less liquid product than options on spy, for example. So you can get fucked by all the usual stuff of regular options + compounding volatility + paying extra when buying and selling for less when selling compared to the fair price of these options.
>>61825040Europe is unironically the best place to be a wagecuck thanks to all the time off they get. Varies in the ~30-55 day range, would absolutely move there if I knew for a fact my fate was sealed to being a wagie until 62. At least then I'd have way more free time. And from the looks of it they do have access to US markets since we've got at least that one European anon who seems to trade them. However if you try to make it off stocks/any form of money making that isn't a regular job then US is better, idk how Japan is with taxing.
>nikkei +6%
>>61825080I'm thinking we're back bros.
>>61825075yeah. in bitcoin. go ahead and pay shareholders in bitcoin. except - the miners have pretty much already divested in favor of cloud compute. dead man walking, bitty loses a decimal this year. and unless fundamental underlying changes are made it doesn't recover. it's had well over a decade and the only thing to show for it is a bunch of bitcoin millionaries who are still hodling.
>>61825078yeah, in eu you can trade us stonks, options, futures, cfds etc. i dont know how japan does taxes, but i assume taxes there are pretty high because they have a massive ball of old people who receive state founded pensions and somebody has to pay for them. they cant just emit debt infinitely to solve an structural problem that big without risking default.
>>61825080
>>61824757
>>61824694>>61824707Cant the jap government pull the companies in the room and tell them not to allow their alcoholic department chiefs to take half the staff on a bender every night?
“ A surprising figure is celebrating Figma's successful IPO: Lina Khan, former chair of the Federal Trade Commission.In a Friday afternoon post on X, Khan linked to an article about Figma's impressive first day of trading and argued the IPO is "a great reminder that letting startups grow into independently successful businesses, rather than be bought up by existing giants, can generate enormous value."”KEK BITCH
>>61825146figma balls, hahhhhgottem
>>61825080Kek
I'm tired of living in a country that's circling the drain, all so that jewish oligarchs can continue to live a privileged lifestyle.
>>61825040This explains that one manga that is getting an anime adaptation, I'm looking forward to it. How's the "vacation" time in your Euro country? I mean vacation + holidays + sick time combined. How big are you taxed on capital gains?
>>61825197>>61825110>>61825080dare I say... nothing ever happens?
>>61825234nebermind me, it seems like that's the wrong chart on tradingview
holy fuck look at Japan Computer
is japan about to fuck everything up again
>>61825215>spain>wagie gains taxed in different thresholds (until x amount of wagie money you get x%, any euro you make higher than that will be taxed at y% with y>x)>the sequence starts at 20% and goes up to 50% (this tax cap depends on the region)>capital gains get taxed from 19% and goes up to 28% with a similar structure (but you have to shit out 300k+ to reach this cap)>36h-40h working weeks>30 vacation days>14 national holidays baseline, this number can be higher depending on the region>there is a weird shit about declaring you are unable to work for medical reasons but i heard you can have like up to 2 years of "you cant fire this guy while incapacitated, he gets 70% of his salary">very generous unemployment compensation, if you work 4 years you are entitled to about 1 year of 70% of your previous salary but there is a cap to itthe downside is the wages are low compared to the cost of living itself. there is free healthcare and a public pension system that is completely unsustainable >retirees can get up to 3x the median wage depending on how many years they have been working in spain, INFLATION ADJUSTED.so you end up with situations where graduates get a 1k euro monthly salary with little hope of getting a raise anytime soon and a boomer is getting 3k from the very moment they retire. basically the economy of the country is killing itself by disproportionally favouring boomers and importing sandniggers from africa. and of course the government says everything is sunshine and rainbows
meanwhile MU being fake and gay overnight again le sigh
You did buy the miner dip didn’t you? Back over 100 by Friday.
>nikkei
>“If you were neutral on everything and optimizing your portfolio for the best return-to-risk ratio, you would have about 15% of your money in gold or Bitcoin,” Dalio stated. >While some experts suggest a higher allocation to crypto, Dalio’s measured approach provides a balanced perspective.worlds gone mad
>>61825326[spoiler]I bought just before :([/spoiler]
>>61825326Based
>>61824846:)
>>61825326I bought the top of SIL and SILJ...
>>61824757WtfI love Japanese gilfs nowThe schoolgirls will have to learn how to share
>>61825326Hard ceiling at ~85, I'm warning you now before it drops to 60
>>61825370But if silver gets back to 100 and miners catch up to that, I can retireDon't kill my dream
Nikkei is NEON green holy shitAlso this Superbowl sucks
>>61825358>>61825375Trust the plan
>>61825290the global financial system fears the samurai
how much taxes do I have to pay for 29k in gains no one told me about the suffering youd have from success
>>61825326No. Should i buy HYCROFT MINING and FIRST MAJESTIC SILVER with a x3 leverage at premarket ?
>>61825391just don't pay them, if the IRS really wants the money they'll send you a letter
>>61825306At least the time off is super nice. Do you invest in gold just in case? The situation sounds rickety enough I'd be scared just having all in cash/stocks assuming the stocks aren't through an exchange that exchanges shares for USD.>>61825398Tfw Bobina will never be real
>>61825338I own GLD calls and bitcoin. Bitcoin WILL CONTINUE to rally. gold WILL CONTINUE to rally. hodl and gold = GODL.
uhoh silverbros
>fieldkick bowlHow do I short American handegg?
>taxes done>expected return is the same as last yearFucking bullshit
>>61824984Theres a really funny video about the day in the life of a Japanese fireman. And if you contrast it with a similar video about a day in the life of an American fireman you realize something like 33% of the day for japs is just pointless meetings and role calls. Or crap like unpacking and repacking all their gear. Everyday. Same with the delivery men/women. They have to manually clean their truck every single day and do a bunch of checks that add 2+ hours of work to every single driver when they drop off their truck for the night
>>61825541>returnhow?
>Superbowl 2026 sucks major ass through a straw>Seahawks winning of course>Patriots are trash now>ALL FUCKING POINTS ARE FIELD GOALS>Commercials all feel like AI generated slop>BAD BUNNY WHY WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS SHIT INDUSTRY PLANT IT WAS ALL SPANISH>Didn't even pay for this game and still feel ripped off out of my time and life watching this crap>Only did so because my girlfriend invited me over to her family's house for the game.......only highlight today, all of them were chill and talked shit on how bad the game was lmaoThis feels like a super giga omega bearish sign to sell everything, holy fuck dude
>>61825579I swear to God if HOOD dumps because of this bad bunny shit I'm going back to index funds
>>61825579Its depressing that every halftime will just be sheboons twerking their ass like literal and i mean literal monkeys
>>61825604sheboons is so 2025. The new thing is amorphous brown homosexuals.
>>61825579over the years, i have grown more and more to look down on people that shit on something, yet still watch/play/listen to it
>>61825604that's a terrible, evil, immature thing to say. although i was disappointed i didn't get to hear despacito. -10/10.gonna be praying for you tonight babe. and not gonna lie you were on my mind all weekend. want you to think tonight about who you really are, who you want to be. i'm here for you and i love you with all my heart.hope the market is kind to you tomorrow.
A single touchdown in superbowl so far.....jesus christ, everyone sell everything America is done
>>61825604>there's niggers in my niggerball!u wot
>>61825338Dalio was always a goddamned hack .
>>61825340Same bro
>tards in this thread unironically seething about goy slopanon, do you seriously watch that stuff?
>>61825146>Figma's successful IPOI was thinking about getting into that
>>61825741What else am I supposed to gamble on when the markets closed?
>>61825206>I'm tired of living in a country that's circling the drainMSM is used to keep you thinking that way so you are easier to control. If you can see through the propaganda you can make it.
>>61825753cockroach races
Do I ZJPN?
>>61825753forex markets are open
anyone thinking of URTY ?Small cap rotation might become a trend considering the derisking with the NASDAQ valuations that happens when the market shits itself.
What's your opinion on date targeted index funds? Is this the place to ask? I'm just interested in increasing my 401k when we get a big bump in pay later this year. Right now my 401k is in LIPKX and basically doubled in value over 2 years. I was thinking of doubling my contributions, which would be employer matched, and putting it into LIVKX. Would it be better to put that new half of contributions in some other index like FXAIX? Or should I just take the raise and invest it further into physical PMs instead of bothering with increased 401k contributions?I'm not looking for someone to make a choice for me, but just looking for opinions.
>>61825783Depends on your tax situation on weather you should do this pre or post. Target dated funds are retarded because they hold bonds. and bonds are essentially useless, and have been useless unless you are close to retirement. The other problem is management fees. Seems like the fees for LIVKX, arent too bad though.
>>61825579
If market don't correct this week I'll just buy spy for all my cash and never look back
>>61825808some retarded staffer has to type this dogshit out in his "style"
>>61825431Kek I laffed
>>61825820what if its just AI? what if they trained a model on all his posts and now just generate them?
>>61825834I suspect they have a model help yeah. Someone still has to prompt it.
>>61825770>small capwhy not just pick a winner you can find something that does better than 25% in a year with less leverage i'm sure
Who won the Goy bowl? The New Epstein patriots or the seatle semens?
>>61825849urty is up 18% year to date. What winners are there to pick ?
>>61825808god i love trump so much its unreal
>>61825869i always win when i pick headsif i'm using a normal quarter....which I do
How likely this holds and/or clears 95 on open?
>>61825908well why wouldn't it just go up another 10% premarket for no reason at all?seems perfectly reasonable, i'm sure your rabbi put in a good word for you
>>61825915Fuck I meant 85 kek. 95 is a pipe dream unless shitcoin rips 10 percent overnight
>>61825946looks green to me, have you tried turning your computer on and then restarting it ?
>>61825804I'm in the 2nd lowest tax bracket and file jointly. Looking around, a roth 401k would be decent and my employer offers it. I think I may just do that and invest it into the 2055 index fund. The extra employer match makes it better over just taking my pay and doing silver and gold alone.
>LAS FUTURAS
>>61825966you can usually buy PMG ETFs with some employer roths, depending on your plan manager. Roth would probably be great for you and you get the match. You can just straight but fxiax and you would be ok , fzrox is another good one with zero fees.
>futes
>>61826001
>>61825908easy. but the dump will be in minutes, if it is going to dump. if this is about options, spread will be mighty retarded for a while after open.
>>61825973>MOOMOO>MOOMOO>MOO
Winter Olympics is 1000x more interesting to watch than that fuckin Superbowl slop
>Check physical silver a few hours ago>$90>Check now>$95Isn't that interesting?
Goodnight /smg/
>>61826094looks like the shangai spread is less than 10% nowi'm sure it doesn't mean anything at all
>>61826094I wish I kept some, I guess it should help some folks unload theirs
kek robinhood's stock looks like shit. And reddit has lost 40% of its value in a month. Why is the market still so high when so many stocks are bleeding out horribly?
Well that's an improvment!
>slow and accelerating institutional PM buying>retail vultures got liquidated>PM stackers got a steep discount>PMs repumpingall is right with the world
yall got any more of them stock tips?
>>61826222RDDT is looking like a pullback soon. my attentions are elsewhere right now though, so I will not open a position soon.
>>61825326I am bagholding WRLG and BOCA. Am I gonna make it this week?
>>61826158Because memeshit doesn't actually matter in the bigger picture.
TODAYS LESSON
>>61826305Remind us, what are you trying to accomplish with this algorithmic Rube-Goldberg machine?
>China has instructed banks to begin selling and limit purchases of US government bonds amid concerns that "US debt may expose banks to sharp swings."Bros what did they mean by this.......???
>>61826314schizophrenia
>>61826314the abstract states the goal, I implemented the convergence stuff today and am running tests
>>61825808>And, by the way, the NFL should immediately replace its ridiculous new Kickoff Rule.ok I laughed at this normie boomer posting
>>61826328I am very skeptical that this approach will work. Combinatorial optimization is notoriously intractable, and you're also going to have problems with overfitting on a necessarily small dataset.
>>61826320it's over
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I have reason to believe that I have jewish ancestry. Financially speaking, should I join the evil cabal, /smg/?
What caused Japan's index to go the other way now?
>>61826344It's not a purely combinatorial optimization, it's constrained by the grammar and a templating system plus parsimony penalty - these are necessary to reduce the search space to semantically meaningful features. The page I posted was about the exploitation vs exploration tradeoffs to control the combinatorial search further. It searches the space for structure (mathematical expressions using market primitives), does param optimization on said structure, and iterates - performance considerations are all regime conditional as well. Overfitting is mitigated with robust parameter selection (eg sensitivity testing), statistical gating (eg Fischer Z-stat) and typical IS/OOS WFV procedures. Containing it to a tractable subset while not reducing the semantic expressiveness is the essentially the crux of the exercise.
Best defense and space etfs?
>>61826393What's your background? I have a feeling that I'm being baited into replying to AI slop. You're trying to reinvent existing concepts in machine learning with this very elaborate approach. It's basically reimplenting a decision tree, but you're going to find out after doing a lot of development effort that decision tree learners come with a lot of problems.
>>61826425math/cs undergrad and a lot of self study over years, no formal training or industry experience beyond that (small biz owner masterrace). I'm not doing any ML at this stage though, or any non-linear stuff save for experimentally for ensembling features. It's an AST model of the expressions but how is it at all like a decision tree? it's all unsupervised.
>>61826425>this very elaborate approachand it's not elaborate imo it's as simple as I could I make it for the hypothesis I'm trying to test. the expressions are just like a reverse polish lisp, common enough: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1601.00991, and GA is the only thing I know of that can search over a discrete, non-differential space like that to optimize structure. each structure then of course needs it's own param optimization, and so and so forth. the workflow sort of unfolds from there, there's no attempt to inject superfluous complications anywhere, aside from the overtly formal academic tone in the spec doc.
which boomer divvy gigacap stock should i buy today?
>>61826390takaichi is for discouraging people to buy us bonds and stocks and for domestic market growthpeople are trying to position themselves
baking
>>61826582>>61826582>>61826582
>>61824950Thats a man
>"muuh" the price of GTA 6 is already being discounted.">It's literally been the same price for 5 years, not counting inflation.The company literally isn't making any money at this point, it has enormous debts, and they're literally betting everything on GTA 6, possibly the most profitable audiovisual product in history.
>>61825055My penis is also deflationary by that metric and should go up in value .
>>61823355Checked
