massive jugs edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61838375
>>61839599checked
>MU +10>SLV +4>INTC +2>MSTR -5>PLTR -3>GOOG -2What does it mean?
should have moved phone couple more inches over desu2/10 would NOT bang
>>61839599Tattooed whore.
>>61839523unironically, xle should be atleast 25%, maximum 30%
>that tattooDisgusting
>>61839599Shitty tattoo 3/10 would not bang
>>61839635>>61839636whats that tattoo?some kind of angel baby?
niggerbabe trannies get the rope
hold up, i'm at work, you can't be putting pictures like that on my giant monitor
Wait is chartanon gone?
>>61839652just scroll down
Physical silver about to hit 100
>APPKek i beheemed myself yet again. -50% i guess
>>61839599Just showed my practice gf this pic and said why don’t YOU look like that??
GAY MODS REPORT TO STATIONS IMMEDIATELY
>>61839663Rapemex
>MUanon
MUbros hwf? >450 closing tomorrow>500 Friday
>>61839711We don't know at this point. All we can do is snug up those trailing stop loss orders and hang the hell on.
I hope you frens are into good old sector stocks like me instead of fleeting tech bubble bullshit that always bubbles every 10 years.
>McDonald's beats earnings and sales expectations >Still dumps like a tech stock afterhoursWhy? Why does every single quarterly report HAVE TO CAUSE A DIMP AFTER HOURS!?!
>>61839722because valuations are completely untethered to anything, we're all shitcoin gamblers now
>AppLovin’s stock slid 4.5% after hours despite crushing Q4 expectations with $3.23 EPS versus $2.95 consensus and $1.66 billion revenue against $1.62 billion estimates. >The reaction appears disconnected from fundamentals ,net income jumped 84% YoY to $1.10 billion, and Q1 guidance of $1.76 billion exceeded the $1.7 billion consensus.>The after-hours decline comes amid broader ad-tech sector weakness, with Unity down 12.6% this week and 50.7% year-to-date. AppLovin’s RSI of 39.94 signals oversold territory after the stock fell 30% over the past month from $658.65. The company’s strong results and guidance contrast with the after-hours price action.
>>61839636
>>61839722>>61839729Emotion-driven market.
>>61839711$100000 EOW
>>61839599imagine having those tits in your mouth and just suckling away
For those who love their junior minors. Here’s one you might want to add. A beautiful copper and molybdenite junior. Just starting to take off.
>>61839729Since we’re all long term investors here that’s good slurping right there.
>>61839650>keeping surprised Pikachu and other assorted meme pics on the work computerlegend
>>61839768what are they gonna do, fire me?
>>61839756>long term investory-yeah i'm a l-long term investor i play it safe and DCA every month
>>61839722leverage, derivatives and gambling
I have to commit to my brand name for mushroom coffee for farmers markets this year. I was going to go with Field Notes, but recently bought myceliacoffee.com, do you think that's a better name?
>>61839720GLW
>>61839747>4x >just starting to take off
there is never a meaningful dip. we will never have a bear market again.
>>61839849I like field notes better!
>>61839849Call it TRIP BALLS WITH THE JITTERS 9001 boss
>>61839865You have no idea what’s coming in metals junior miners. At all.
>>61839849What is the aesthetic for this brand? How about "Room Brew" "Earth Trip" but Field Notes is the best
>>61839875It's so tough to figure these things out. Thanks for the input. The biggest problem with Field Notes is the existing company, which is quite litigious and defensive of their trademark. And it was difficult to get a domain for that name since fieldnotes.com and fieldnotescoffee.com were both taken. Mycelia is the best alternative I've been able to come up with that retains the scientific / naturalistic bent and could work with the vibe and social media handles were available too. In a late night fit of delusion inspiration I also grabbed cosmocoffee.co, but the honeymoon phase on that name is winding down now.
>>61839711I told them to hold and profit, the market favors the patient.
>>61839849Mycoffee is cleaner, draws in the prospective user to inspect the elements closer. Is it nootropic?
>GRAB I'm I'MI'M GONNA SLURP
>>61839884The aesthetic / branding I think should come from the company ethos and mission first. I want to deliver non-scam high quality stuff like I'd make for myself, so we're going to use real extracts instead of powdered mushrooms, etc and follow best practices for cultivation and extracting methods that align with highest bioavailability and quality.It's going to drink like normal coffee, not 'mushroom coffee'. It'll just have extract infused with the bean or freeze dried and blended with pre-ground coffee. So the 'aesthetic' I wanted to lean into comes from that, sort of scientific, naturalistic, etc. >Field NotesYeah I agree but the legal issues are scary. I'd hate for the brand to finally be getting momentum, then get hit with a cease-and-desist while sitting on thousands in labeled packaging supplies. Plus, the domain name and social media handle availability is a lot worse for it.
>>61839663>Physical silveraka fake silver
>>61839599>Looks like that>Puts retarded doodles on her skin
>>61839895Yes the intent is nootropic but not overtly so in the branding/advertising imo. But yeah basically coffee with a bit of cordyceps and lions mane extract.>MyCoffeeMyCoffee is a registered trademark owned by the MyPillow guy:https://www.mypillow.com/mycoffee?srsltid=AfmBOoqiYhiUI6S8UI4epL7SGqCS_5Lj6aJm-KOZtd4CoXOOaY9dy_pH>he can't keep getting away with this!
>>61839849Oh it's for a farmer's market, call it some kind of faggotty name that liberals would like, something like Naturally Nourished or something that sounds fucking organic and shit boss.
>>61839849>myceliacoffee.comCoffee for celiac patients? Sounds incontinent.Nothing sexier.
>>61839663It never dipped below 98 in Ireland. And is currently not possible to source 999 bars ANYWHERE as of today I checked. I can’t even get any Swiss vaulted supply of 999 bars. Never happened before.
>>61839922Wait that shit's taken... I don't know, here's a simple trick I learned from our Leader, just put your last name in front of Coffee. Like if you were John Fuck-Stick, call it Fuck-Stick Coffee
>>61839931This is what it makes me think of too. Celiac disease
>>61839883inshallah you are right im 80% silver gold copper miners
>>61839919Then MycoffEven cleaner
>>61839849Mushroom coffee? What species?
>>61839956We need to mine more copper. In the next 18 years to meet the second electrification wave. Than humans have in the last 10,000. Or but SanDisk or MU or whatever. Ignore the known calculated deficits in these metals and many more. It’s tiring talking to these guys some times. You’re handing them minimum 2x gains per year and they can’t see it. There’s Bitcoin like gains to be had. And not in just one company. There’s hundreds of you do some homework.
>>61839849Field Notes is a good name with an interesting theme I haven't seen done before. If you can get something like fieldnotescoffee.com, grab that. Is it mushroom-only, or is it coffee doped with mushroom additives?
>>61839959mycoff accumulation?>>61839922It's not 'for a farmers market', that's just where I'm gonna bootstrap the sales. it's easy/fun marketing and sales >>61839931>>61839943FUCJK
>>61839959>Mycoff>Anon selling his coffee at the extremely liberal local Farmer's Market>Anyone want to try a free sample of Mycoff, it's both unique and delicious!>Gets run out of town and featured in the local newspaper for trying to sell Mein Kampf drinks
>>61839961cordyceps and lions primarily. >>61839971I would port the theme over to Mycelia, I think it'd work just as well.. But clearly everyone here likes the Field Notes idea more. It's just the fear of legal issues and the crappy domain space that has me yearning for something cleaner. >fieldnotescoffee.comUnfortunately this was registered just a week before I had tried to grab the domain. I was so pissed. And it's coffee doped with cordyceps and lions mane extracts.
Just read >>61839889, Cosmo coffee is pretty decent of you're willing to cheekily lean into the mushroom trip theme. Maybe some copy about how the coffee won't mess with your head or your guts
say your prayers tonight, mumu
>>61839973Weird coincidence anon, I thought about you the other day (no homo) while I was in TGT. They were selling mushroom coffee on an endcap, had a big display. I guess it's the new hot thing so you'll need to make sure yours stands out. I like the Field Notes name.
>>61839967yea ive seen the same friedland youtube video
>>61839981So you don't like Mycelia? And yeah Cosmo would sorta lock the branding into cheeky space/psychedlic theming, which I don't know is optimal long term or aligned with my goals.>>61839989Yeah our product will be completely different than any mushroom coffee I've seen. It's just like black coffee, but with extract already added to it. Not a nasty blend of dried mushrooms and instant coffee. And I prefer black coffee to avoid drinking sugar all day so most mushroom coffees are a non-starter for me. But I do get a nice mental boost from cordyceps, so it's just something I'd already want to be drinking anyway. Hoping the product differentiation helps get us some traction.Here's my attempt to get AI to change the text to Mycelia.
My APY on robinhood gold went up today. Probably gonna see some rate hikes.
I own none of these.NONE!
>>61840021Sounds fucking hideous. I'll stick to major Dickason's Blend, thanks.>>61840049I've owned the top two since November, thank God.
>>61840021i hope you are female
>Oracle is now 52% down from its ATH remember when Larry Ellison was the richest man on Earth for about 2 hours on the day Charlie Kirk died? Now Elon has $600 billion more than he does.Sad!
>>61840068why is robinhood so intertwined with crypto's perfromance? isn't it just a trading broker app?
>>61840075It'll recover. It always does.
>>61840049Who wants that crap?
>>61840058Why? Am I turning you on?
>Wonder what cryptoshit is doing>Bad>Long term>Still badFucking hell, 100k looks a long way off
>>61840052>Sounds fucking hideousIt's tasteless, so it just tastes like whatever the bean tastes like. That's the entire point.
>>61839599source??????????????????
>Dad: "Anon, if SpaceX goes public this year, I feel like a lot of people will start buying it."
damn oil has no brakeswhat will stop itI thought there was an oil glut >>61840118jordan mcdonaldmy gooner brain couldnt resist and had to image search
>>61840124the south african who was taught the hitler salute by his teachers in apartheid south africa pledging loyalty to israel always in his white only classroom has a way of raising funds no matter what, so your dad is right
>>61840125>jordan mcdonaldno nudes fml imma rope
>>61839711My only question is do I sell at 500 or hold on for more
going through some chartssome stocks look surprisingly weak like MC and PLUGbut the Louis Vuitton stock looks like a easy long term buy
> futures
>>61839722Exactly how much did they raised their CapEX to buy Micron ram and Nvidia gpus?
>>61839711why did it dumpwhy is it pumping
what the fuck
>>61839599I hate women
I use my final getsuga for a green market tomorrow. Check em
>>61840248ok, get in line?
>>61840130he mostly took beatings according to himself, which is understandable
>>61840226A tragedy
So whats the play? Long NVDA until earnings and then short it right before?
>>61840272satanic mods
You've been sucked byYou've been fucked byA gay criminal
>>61840226truly the blessed anon is friend to all of God's creatures
>>61840226>>61840282God bless
>>61839599where to buy woman in picrel
>>61840226You heard the system pal, get out of here you filthy rotten spam.You're safe now that he's gone system, tell me did that POS hurt you?
ok, clearly i missed some kind of drama around the gentlest and most beloved animal
>>61839747they killed my minerinos bros this feels like getting rushed in age of empires
>>61840277Oh, ofc. Synogogue of Satan in modern day.
>>61840292I am going to short C apy. bara Capital financially speakingWow. Weird. Yes that is a banned word for some reason, is a rougue mod secretly a jealous tapir?
>>61840292Damn I tried too and we really can't post about the coconut dogs
> the best AI is the one noone uses
>>61840317you think that nobody uses claude? claude code has been undeniably the best software tool for at least the entire last year
>>61839849>Gemini_Generated_Image
>>61840317you know that site is blatant fraud right
>>61840321my job is just delegating everything to claude and pretending like it took me a long time
>>61840333i'm legit struggling at work atm because i want to write code and my boss wants me to just delegate to claude. i know he's right, but it's more fun to write it yourself
>>61840317how do you quantify AI betterness?
>>61840341the auto correct in vscode when using copilot makes me never want to write code again. it fights against you. but i know what you mean. most of the changes I have to make aren't fun though, so I dont mind.
thoughts on rklb? is it worth buying at $60?
>>61840361Wait until you see Redditors necking themselves then go all in, probably around $40
>>61839617I don't know, but I can't take much more.
Ass tass nuked after hours!
3 million more ounces of silver withdrawn from the comex today, putting them at 98 million registered ounces. march will either be a complete nothingburger or catastrophic somethingburger.
>>61840457Something never happens
I like ZTS chart and would like to buy some, but I have moral reservations about animal treatment at big agro. What do? Not even trolling with this question btw.>pic unrelated
>>61840422are they even worth investing in?
mister jerome please......
>>61840507>mister jerome please...
>portfolio full green again>trannyjanny melts down over big naturals againcoincidence?
>>61840503I wouldn’t touch them after thisCheck out pic lmao , two days ago
>>61840503they're doing the microstrategy. that's the only reason it ran in the first place. common stockholders are depreciating assets and their cash is being harvested by gamma traders who hold the convertible notes. wait until the volatility comes out of it then short a little, once it starts falling hammer the fuck out of it.
>>61840524I couldn’t open the image because I was at work. Now I’m home and they’re gone…
which are the best india stocks
>>61839849not a fan of either. I think you can do something gnomes and toastols, but I haven't pieced that together. Maybe you should just go with the Mycoff suggestion.
>>61840513please
Do you guys have MBAs before trading?
>>61840603You cant trade without major breasted assistents
>>61840603>Do you guys have MBAs before trading?I have 7 PhDs
>>61839617crapto going to 0 because it's fake and gayhyperscalers taking a hit because they are spending on capexpicks and shovels (memory, semis) mooning because hyperscales are spending on capex
>>61840603i have a BA in art history
i got a buy limit for msft at $390 for $9.6k. this boomer stock is still worth investing in right?
>>61840603MBA is literally trash
Whoever said Andy Jessy is a financial terrorist is right.>25% return over past 5 years>QQQ 82% same time frame
>>61840603What the fuck does an MBA have to do with trading?
>>61840603>>61840668Get a CFA cert.
>>61840617PhD is the worst for trading
>>61840710>PhD is the worst for tradingand I have 5 MBAs
>>61840603tfw my female broker will never greet me like this, even with a $1M port i barely got an email promoting their manged funds..
>>61840603An AS in CompSci is good enough
>>61840317I'm about to switch to Claude from gpt. It has turned into a retard moron.
>>61840333Same kek and I'm an attorney. I guess I still have to go to court but I barely write any more. I just tell the thing what the law is and thr arguments.
>>61840361I'll suck in this shit, bought at 75 and should have got out awhile ago. I'm considering taking the 2k loss and moving because it will probably bleed for awhile and dump when the launch in a couple month explodes. I am hoping for a pump before the launch to bail. I really have no idea what the prospects are on this fucking thing...
>>61840603I have a JD but that has nothing to do with "trading"
>>61840422im still pissed i sold at $5 because i doubled my money since i bought in at $1.83
is it in any way any shape or form that GOOGL further dips? no way amirite
>>61840884ill buy more at $300
>>61839599Where's my beloved?
PINS earnings tomorrow wish me luck>pic relatedclean this up for me babe
>>61840936Sheboons are gross
>>61840097no bro if you buy the bottom you can get a 2x! it's the currency..uhh.. i mean store of value of the future!
>>61840936not dark enough
>>61840603i got a GED
dipping my toes in after several years awayrate my setup
>>61840978its nigger shit too diversfied needs more lukoy
>>61840978I mean, with so little capital, you should probably yolo into TQQQ or something and hope for a quick turnaround.i don't hold any of these.
>>61840656No. It's been jeeted from top to bottom.
>>61840918this is what I'm looking for too.
>>61840983i should have bought more lukoy>>61840988i am only about 5% invested just trying to figure out a position that makes sense to me medium-term because the mains are about to go into the shitter
what's the hardest working stock in your portfolio?
>>61841010SKYT
>>61841010MU. It comprises half my portfolio's worth at this point.
>>61841010XOM with almost 38% gain from my DCAsecond is TSM, yeah I got the tism, 27% because of paper handing months ago. then i DCA'd back in.
>>61841010COPX
>>61839663What will you do with it, eat it?
>>61841063unironically get a tag team blowjob form anons mom and sister so anon can eat.
Top space sector stocks?
>>61841063he'll trade it for food, ammo, and weapons in the post apocalypse.lol.
>>61841063that would be a pathway to abilities some consider to be unnatural
I'm cautiously shorting SOXL, you have been warned, you can buy in NOW.
Have any of you ever invested in the wrong financial instrument by mistake?I accidentally invested in the square frozen pizza... I wasn't paying attention I guess
>>61841098no for me is COST. $9.99 served by a zoomer that is millennial skinny.
>>61841110I don't have a COST membershipThere's one nearby, and I always wanted to go over and ask if I can look around to decide if I want to invest in a membership, but I'm afraid they'd say I'm not COST material. Also apparently the COST near me is always really crowded and people get into fights all the time. Rich suburban white people fights, even...
>>61841123COST might be my best real life investment. food is so fucking cheap, and i get a cheeky $1.99 slice of 'roni 'za (700kcal) every time i go
>>61841123its worth it. I get the executive membership and buy all my groceries there. my reward check always covers my membership with some dip buying money to spare.
>>61841137>>61841143do they deliver?i don't have a car :-(
any secret stocks to 100% do better than sp500?
>>61841161through instacart I think but idk what kind of markup that is. too rich for my blood
i invested in GOOG AAPL MSFT to get exposure to high tech but after looking at the capex spending and gigantic debt (and 100-year bonds for the first time since the dot com bubble) i'm having second thoughtsalso there seems to be a sector rotation happening off big techshould i sell? i thought GOOG had an edge with its TPUs and stuff but the risk is too high with the gigantic debt it's getting into. a single crash could wipe it outAAPL seems stronger with its products but is facing higher memory costsMSFT is doing whatever MSFT is doing... i think it's too big to fail so it can afford to be more retarded
>>61841164yes but they are secretyou'd have to subscribe to the discord
>>61841161Maybe you should invest in a 2002 toyota corolla (uses) first
>>61841137>>61841143The thing is I live alone and only feed myself. And I'm about to have no income while I work on changing careers, so it needs to be financially worthwhile, in that I end up buying saving enough to make up for the membership, and I dont end up buying more than I can consume and have to throw some away
>>61841161You might consider investing in a Miata
>>61841174AAPL is still solid. they are letting GOOGL take all the risk.
>>61841179I guess it depends how you eat. I do a lot of meal prep and freeze everything. also gas is a big expense for me at COST making it worth it.
>>61840075remember when retards here unironically bought that 20% earnings pump?
>>61841197I mostly eat frozen food and snacks
>>61841174>he bought the cloud computing spyware ministry of truth bondDUMP IT
>>61839978Go with Stipe-Steeper Coffee. Keeps the mushroom and coffee theme with some nice rolling alliteration
>>61841174not financial advice but i would panic sell everything before the crash
>>61841174IMO as long as they stay on the same path MSFT is dead money
GOOGL will be really good around Q3 when people realize with earnings that TPU's are something to not pass up onjust load up on the dip bois
Just sold my UPS. holy crap that bull run was insane. Imagine hitting 40% on a divvy stock.
my CBA shares doin a lil sumn
>>61841231a real smigger would wait until the bottom of the crash
Is it really reasonable for XEQT to only have 1.4% allocated into China?
>>61841123Depends in how much you spend. I have the executive with the citi card. I got 3 kids so I spend a shit ton. Also the citi card has very good cash back. With exec and citi, you get 2 anual cash backs. One for whatever you spend in store(exec) the other (citi) for every day spending. You just have to remember its.more bulk and you need to divide things up. For example, I get the 6lb ground beef and use a vacuum sealer. Things like that. Its worth it for me.
>>61841174If you read, there was like 10 times the demand for those 100 year bonds, they have no trouble selling it.Capex is also an indicator of expected future profits.
>>61841237Still think Microsoft is being underrated . They make a fuck load of money
>nuhvidea
>>61841316How much money do they spend?
>>61841277what i thought i had 8% exposure or somethig with my veqt da fk ormaybe im thinking of my vxusno not reasonale at all. netease and etc are growing huge
>>61841174>i invested in GOOG AAPL MSFT to get exposure to the bubble
KEK LEU
>>61841368You can google their financials bro don’t know why you’re asking this
testi gave up and did emailffs i still ha e to so captcha i moght unironically buy pass with my 2025 gainss
>>61841212How fat are you? When is the last time you ate a vegetable? What is your ytd %
>>61841387>to get exposure to the bubblehe thinks there is a bubble KEKand if there is a bubble these companies will have incredible growth the next 2-4 years
>>61840021>So you don't like Mycelia? And yeah Cosmo would sorta lock the branding into cheeky space/psychedlic theming, which I don't know is optimal long term or aligned with my goals.on the other hand, it's easy to maintain a brand and it's lighthearted enough to catch people's eyes. I like the idea of including extract and just drinking it black. One thing I'd consider is that low-acidity coffees are becoming more popular with the health crowd since they're gentler on the gut. I've been loyal for years to one specific roast from one specific local outfit, because it's so low in acid. I'm not interested in any health benefits, but I like the taste better.
>>61841437I'm like 170I eat vegetables as part of lunch pretty often (had salad with chicken teriyaki today), but not usually at homeYTD% is tough, since it depends on what accounts are included. I'm either +2.3%, -0.9%, +2.5%, or +2.8%
is smg against ETF's?like the usual VTI VXUS VOO shit?
>>61841467This is a 0DTE only general
>>61841467Some etfs are great, like those for foreign markets, let’s you buy companies that aren’t listed in North America
>>61841316The problem with MSFT is all of their products suck and don’t have any new customers. You’re buying an overvalued fading cash cow that’s going to be forced to swallow an imploding open AI
>>61841467not at all, but it's not really something that needs to be discussed oftenpersonally 90% of my investments are in etfs
>>61841482any notable ones that you recommend?
>>61841467much of american money is in index etfs, the form was popularized for tax purposes
>>61841481If their products sucked and they didn’t have new customers they wouldn’t make so much money every year, if anything they’re undervalued , people are down on them because they’re out of fashion and somehow forget 99% of PCs run windows and that will never change no matter how shitty windows gets
>>61841494>much of american money is in indexI am aware, but there is also the fear rhetoric that it is overbought and should have bad cycles in due time?not sure, it seems just like some ill intentioned narrative and I don't buy into that narrative but it seems worth to think aboutI dont see how index etfs every perform truly worse compared to inflation at leastis it possible?
>>61841495PC market is irrelevant to their revenue. They’re paying open ai to grow their revenue. Enjoy your bags though
>>61841495>99% of PCs run windowsexactly, no need costumersall cash flow increase is from better supply chain management, efficiency and increasing margins also there is the potential OpenAI bag
>>61841010GOOG has more than doubled in value for since buying into it heavily last year.
>>61841485I'm european unfortunately, we basically use worse copies of us etfnothing strange though, you are supposed to go with a 60% world, 30% eu and 10% emerging marketscurrently I have 40% world, 40% eu, 10% italy and 10% japan
>>61841498>bad cycles in due timeglobally diversify as much as possible, you aren't really supposed to touch most of that money for 10-30 years ideally, so bad cycles don't matter much in that timeframe
>>61841498depends on the specifics of the investments here, time, risk, etc.if the american broad market etfs does bad we'll all be looking for food in dumpsters.
Futures blood green tomorrow will be a good day.
Can GOOG go up about 8% by next Friday?
BAG7 baggies kek
>>61841613LOL
>>61841518"Globally diversify" means "let jeets lose you money".There's literally no reason to "invest" "globally". It's just giving money to dumbfuck jeets.
>Employment numbers revised from 584,000 to 181,000 an overestimation of 66%>Unemployment rate lowered to 4.3% meaning they aren't taking into account the revised 2025 jobs figuresThe January numbers are only fake and will be revised on each revision but are horrible in and of themself as 85,000 of that 135,000 are in healthcare with 50,000 being ambulance related only
>>61841644Are not only fake*
>>61841642I mean the 20th, not this week.
>>61841467Like 65% of my portfolio is ETFs, the rest is some single stocks I like and gambling money
>>61841648ya>>61841240i like to do that with a bit of capital too but i've made way more on googl
>>61841010For me its NICU
Whoever invented the open office concept should be handed over to retired NKVD Judeo-Bolsheviks for torture.
>>61841699Why do you hate OSS so much, proprietranny?
Normally I just buy VOO but PE ratios right now are scaring meshould I diversify into europe or asia?
SAASbros are getting rinsed at the moment. They know literally nothing else except SAAS since the past 15 years structured the economy for these idiots.If they start "pivoting" to AI then that will be the top. SIMPLE AS
>>61841715there are still very Strong SaaS companies like SAP and Cloudflare that will run the world in the future
>>61840068APP
>>61840068CSCO
is this the new meta?
>>61841707I think yes, it's probably less risky and the returns have been better for the last year.
Is the smart safe money ETFs?Everything else is just kind of gambling?
>>61840656292 IN MARCH
>>61841749Pretty much, there are mfs in here that have been invested for 3 years and they´re down 10% all time.
TMUS @ 500$
INTU BUY 300$
The US economy is a scam.
>>61841828Yes and I plan to capitalize on it.
>>61841512Why would you overweight EU so much though? The whole point of investing in a world ETF is that it's already balanced based on current market capitalization, so you don't actually need to overweight any countries or regions yourself.
>>61841845>world ETF>look inside>it's India
Any stocks you guys recommend I buy?
>>61841858XAGUSD
>>61841828whole society is a scam, its just us trying to escape the dirtwe keep inventing flashy items and build houses so we dont live in dust and filth
>>61841859Is this even a stock? That's 6 letters long
>>61841858IFXEQTKuya SIlverNHC in AustraliaAA Alcoa
>>61841868You will be a LAFF stock if you don't own some.
>>61841846For us Europeans, World ETF usually refers to MSCI World, which is only developed markets. India is part of the emerging markets. Even in an all-world etf india barely makes up 2% of the ETF.
>>61841845short answer is because of how taxes work where I livebut yes, there's too much home bias in this porfolioI feel safer having more in euros than in dollars though and hedged etfs are usually more expensive
>>61841871I use VWCE
Where´d everyone go?
>>61842027retards thread splitted again
>>61841859not a stock rockie
>>61841858real economy stocks and international stocksthe rotation from tech is not over yet
>>61841828you can profit from that
>>61841707diversify into Europe
>>61841702he's not talking about open source software retard
>>61841699it was made for women who can't shut the fuck up and go insane if they stop talking, not for men who want to get shit done
>>61841707eurostoxx 600 has been doing ok recentlyItaly, Spain and Poland are doing quite well too, each one with a different mix of sectors if you care about that
>>61842081>Poland are doing quite well tooWe're doing so well I'm wondering if my 300% monthly folio gains are enough to outpace inflation.
>>61841467smg is pro LETFs like SOXL
>>61842089Gotta print dem Zlotys to finance your coming fight against the Ruskies. You won’t mind being the next pawn to die for Murica at all will you?
>>61841828Money is a scam.Society is a scam.Life is a scam.
>>61842105How is Poland defending itself from russian aggression an act of submission to american interests Ivan?
>>61842109*except if you're a woman
>>61842105Russia is literally over, unc. They don't have any economic nor military future anymore
50K, we are OK.
>Sandisk poomping againWhat the FUCK
>>61842105I'm afraid our kike el-ites ruining our economy to further depress and oppress the goyim have nothing to do with your assrapist pedophiliac gas station "nation". You'll collapse on your own and we won't even notice unless someone reports on it.
I like Michael Burry's newest letter:>“You think it is helpful having a fluorescent green praying mantis coming into their offices telling them about German philosophy? Do you think that’s helpful? I can tell you it’s not helpful.”That is Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir Technologies, discussing his disconnect with his own engineers, according to biographer Michael Steinberger’s excellent book, The Philosopher in the Valley."About Karp I also have something I picked up.When he talks about his time in germany, he apparently studied in southern germany but talks about sex parties in berlin. As if berlin would not be the other side of the world from bavaria. Doesn't make sense at all unless he was very gay.
The hype is over.
>>61842151>a fluorescent green praying mantisIs he calling him a glow in the dark CIA nigger?
>>61842154thats how I read it aswell lol
>>61842119Yeah, then you can't do shit except get treated like a toddler or fucktoy until you become bitter or an hero. Woman's only a cheat skill if you're hot and lucky with 0 self respect and an OnlyFans.>>61842124They just need to throw every fighting age guy non-stop at Ukraine for the next 90 years or so and they may actually claim some real territory. Eventually. It's probably fine.
>>61842154I would have loved to meet a young famous german philosopher and playboy in my lifetime but yeah that is not a real story
>>61842140holy based
>>61842157yeah poor women making millions posting pictures of their feet on the internet
>>61842124>>61842157real fuckin subtle, faggots
>>61842163That's literally men's fault. No demand, no supply.
>>61842166I know its men's fault just saying women are winning by a massive margin
>>61842165EVs made in 2025:China - 16MEurope - 4MUS - 1MRussia - 15k
>>61842171To be fair Russia doesn't need EVs, they have a shitty climate and are swimming in oilI say this as someone who hates Russia
>>61842173They don't need the internet either and yet here we fucking are.
fuck is this schwabb ack exactly?
TRIPSANDWEFUCKINGDIPSSMIGGAS
>didnt jerk off today>snxx up 20%hmmmmmmm bros i maybe onto something
>>61842204>>61842204>>61842204
>>61842203making money is a benefit of semen retention
this is the lowest IQ general on this fucking website
>>61840603I am actually working on one right now.It's probably useless, but I honestly can't think of anything else that would help me establish a career at this point.
>>61839849Mycelia or Cosmo?
