high energy edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61835622 #
The bulls are back in town
So youthful!
>buy shopify calls to bet on earnings>they beat expectations and announce buybacks>down 12%this shit is so fucking gay
Slurped some Teradyne finally at 310, riding this bad boy till the bubble pops
>>61838389Neat
Getting tremendously heemed by LEU. Still considering buying the dip though
>>61838375Reddit is better than this website by milesThe upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many thousands of upvotes each hour.Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.
Someday Hycroft will stop going down
>>61838388>canadian stocksngmi
After acoomulating 100 MU i bought 100 SILJ today
>>61838388retards never learn not to play earningsthe only way to play earnings is to start slurping after the earnings deep and then sell during the earnings anticipatory run up. Sell deep ITM calls to harvest that sweet theta and front run the drop if you really like the company as a long term hold. Earnings are not a reliable bullish event no matter how good they are, institutions are faster on the draw at taking profit than you ever will be.
>DPZ keeps going down and down and downWhat the fuck, I thought this was a Warren Buffet stock?
>>61838401think i sawed this posting before
>>61838416the institutions have been retardedly oppressing shopify for ages now, it's ridiculous how gimped they are
>tfw you should've bought more FLKR
MUmoos where we at
>>61838424well then make a baggie general and cultivate a schizo following it's your only chance nowi have literally 0 idea what shopify is. Is it like a cross between etsy and paypal?Craft me a narrative about the evil hedgies and convince me to join the fight
>>61838416Theta represents the highest % of an options value the closer strike is to market. If you are selling options to collect theta you should sell ATM options
>>61838442I'm back (in)
>>61838436Not too late imo. The growth curve is very smooth, and frankly these south korean tech companies are undervalued, pays a big dividend to boot
LOST 5 BUCKS WITH PENNY STOCK WTF
>>61838386he looks late 20s early 30s but yeah, no way he looks like a fucking teenager lmai
>>61838443it's like a cross between etsy and, idk, wordpress? it's just a really easy way for anybody who sells shit to have their own website, and once you get an eye for what their sites look like you realize that every single time you buy something from an individual website it's run by them. they got over pumped during covid when a bunch of people were starting new businesses, and they've been getting punished for that for five years now
What are you doing? Stop buying Semis and buy DOW. BONDI MENTIONED THE DOW, NOT SOXL.
>>61838451sounds like a rodney dangerfield joke
>SNDK back above 600lol lmao
Why does swinging stocks make any sense when you can trade options for higher gain by controlling 100 shares?
>>61838446sell ITM around earnings so you don't get stuck with a bag when it drops 12% on good earnings. IF you are going to play earningshttps://coveredcallsadvisor.blogspot.com/this guy never sells ATM, always ITM. I don't think he plays earnings either, he likes the ex-div date action
>>61838473options go to zero
So Gskill settled a class action lawsuit because of their (not) bullshit RAM speed listings on their packaging. I hope that with enough of the settlement money I get from it I can buy (1) share of MU or MUU. It is an irony
I'm full porting into ai capex
SOXL computer corporation.
>>61838477More like MOO because you are cattle.
I got so mad at Siri that I smashed my phone. Now I gotta go buy another one. AAPL lock in is real
>>61838476If you trade dailies or weeklies
>>61838485MOO gives me the eck
might buy the schw dip though I mean what the fuck was that about
>>61838492all options eventually go to zero. if you're only playing with options that are like a year out from expiration, is it even a leverage advantage over swing trading?
>>61838492someone's never traded a bear market
>>61838501>>61838502I did say trading options, not holding them to zero. Holding MSFT OTM calls until they go to zero is genius
>>61838520i'm just saying this is the reason not to do it. i trade options and do not swing trade, i am obviously in your corner, i've just also gotten spiked many times and had the whole trade drop to worthless in a day
>>61838476Only if you are a retard and don't sell or cut losses
>>61838520>>61838534options inherently lose value over time and they act as leverage on the price action. If the underlying isn't actively increasing in price the options are losing money. They are just a lot more risky than shares
>>61837344Thank you anon. I'm not sure I understand, basically for long calls in the money 90+ days away from expiry, time decay plays sub-10% role in current value of the option?
>>61838555Checked and not that anon, but yes.
>>61838496>company releases AI tax-planning tool >wealth management stocks dumpThat's just how it is these days I suppose.
I need to get rich, quick
>>61838533Thanks I was just curious. I've held some options for too long, had the IV crush, etc. Swinging 1% on underlying is safe and low risk I guess. I just see an opportunity for higher gain with managed risk as not that bad.
>>61838569Where's her shota bf?
What if the real Epstein files were the friends we made along the way
>>61838579fixing her matcha latte
>>61838554They are but if the price of a stock is $59.88 and you buy a call at $61 and sell when the stock goes to $61.48 you will make 8x what you would make just owning the stock outright but if it falls to $57 you can only lose what you put into it Options make sense sometimes. Especially buying puts down 80% in value at the open surge today and flippingNever hold any option overnight under 30 dte and you will be fine
DOW APPROACHING 50K FROM ABOVE. MAYDAYFANNY MAYDAY
>>61838610fuck
>>61838576I’m in two GLD call calendars, 8/21-12/18 @495. Unironically less volatile than BTC.
>>61838612>>61838610NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS
>>61838610good, bounce incomingboomies will never allow sub 50k dow ever again
>APPWtf happened to applovin /smg/? I thought we were back!?
>>61838624Have you tried their software?
>>61838610I'm not worriedDonald Trump is a madman, he'll do anything to keep the market pumping unlike Biden who allowed that disaster of 2022.If any index dares drop even 5%, he'll likely order his new Fed chair to slash rates and print a gorillion dollars, than order every corporation to kill itself in the short term or be tariff'd 1000%, all this to make the markets continue to rocketCALLS
>>61838618The fundament of the 50k-DOW will be built on the virginity, sexual and personal freedom of underage girls.
>>61838555Being ITM means the option has intrinsic/inherent value which is how far ITM your strike is from the current stock price, or the stock price - strike price. Theta decay can only affect the premium on top of that figure. So if the option was to expire this Friday instead, the option right now would be worth XOM's current price - your strike price
>>61838612she looks good for her age
>>61838625No
>>61838615I have a long strangle calendar on SLV. Bought the puts at the silver top, and the call on the immediate dip. Technically I rebought the calls after dumping them at the top. Love GLD too just to hold, it is very nice and stable when everyone isn't looking at it as a hedge.
today is absolutely schizophrenic
>FACTTrump was an informant because he is principled and knew Epstein was a bad guy>FACTThe only people who were pedos was Epstein himself and Prince Andrew>FACTEvery one of his clients (other than prince andrew) were given women of legal age>FACTThe DOW is 50kSLURP THE DIP YOU RETARDS
>>61838555>>61838631Put another way the graph I posted only applies to the premium the option is currently trading at minus the intrinsic value, aka the extrinsic value
Looks like David soxl finally fixed the stock market machine after Jared soxs spilled his drink on itThank you david
>That one year when every Super Bowl ad was about crypto
>>61838650CATACLYSMIC TRVTH NVKE
>>61838582>Still going on about epstein in 2026Pedophiles won, bossYou lostIt will be normalized within your lifetimeGet over it and stop embarrasing youself
>>61838670Shush, rabbi.
I'm doing some napkin math on the options I hold (all 4+ months until expiry) and basically on one option the contracts I bought for 16k represent leverage I would get buying 310k worth of underlying stock. Another option contracts I bought for 18k represent shares worth 230k. Are these the usual leverage ratios with options? That's quite high leverage. Am I now destined to get intoxicated, inevitably risk way more than I should and eventually blow myself out?>>61838563Ahh, okay thank you.
>>61838656Hmm, have to read this again in the morning, Im too dumb to understand it now... Thank you.
One of my sister's cybersecurity professors is "secretly" using ChatGPT to grade assignments without any personal input from him. Bullish or bearish for AI?
>>61838704Bvllish
I just had a great idea, what if I start and AI company, but instead of investing in a data center and all kinds of bullshit, I just outsource my ai to a call center in India, and have them deal with all the bullshit boss?
>>61838686Ur gonna get your ass blown the fuck out
>>61838670>Rich people pay for barely legal Slavic pussy from Soviet era shitholes>Pedophiles wonBuddy this has been going on forever. Nothing related to Epstein has even been shown to be pedo except a few girls who willingly did this and those that did lied about their age and called themselves victims 20 years later.it's only implications are that Epstein was Mossad and he was trapping businessmen and celebrities with easy pick a girl from a catologue sex workers from 1992-2013
MUggers how are we doing today? Do you think we can end the day with 400+?Also is there a transcript of the investor event today? Obviously everyones dick got hard after that, apparently they commented on earnings and the HBM4 situation
Dubs and I slice my cock off
>>61838733All the doom and gloom over micron was overblown, I see 500 by earnings report and after that who knows
Am I the only one Shorting this market?
>>61838686As advice for options, dont hold a set of contracts after a dip for long. Theta will basically ensure that unless its a tech company, you will rarely have enough gain in the underlying to offset the decay.
spy is going to hover around the 700 mark for the rest of the year, isnt it?
GO UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>61838741I tried to on Friday and got fucking raped
>>61838741Yes. How does it feel?
I did it. I bought some rddt
>>61838696No prob, it's pretty simple to think about when it clicks. Regarding the leverage the only risk you take is the option becoming OTM at which point the premium is entirely extrinsic and theta decay applies to the entire price
RIP the anon who bought Unity yesterday.
>>61838766Be patient RETARD
We're finally back to above freezing temps in Baltimore and DC. this is good for the stock market probably.
>>61838767>>61838769It feels like I'm wrong in the short term but I'm completely fine holding this position for a month
musisters should i seize this exit point and cut my losses?
>>61838777-27%oh my
I'd rather Kristi Noem than Pam Bondi.
Thinking about slurping some GOOG
>>61838790Bondi is fine. What part of “trust the plan” do you not fucking understand?
>>61838741QE is on and rates are going to zero.
Dubz and I buy a used Miata.
>>61838777I'm buying today. Surely it can't get worse.
>>61838783In my experience shorting is all about timing and the short term is imperative.NVDA earnings are just 2 weeks away, the market may dip to 6,800 on the S&P in that time and pink wojaks splatter this board like a Jackson Pollock. But after the N word drops earnings and guidance then the rally is back on, then comes the Trump kids accounts liquidity injection to the market, then the OBBB tax cuts next thing you know we are at 8,000 before your jaw has hit the flaw.CALLS BAGGOT
>main investment account where I buy everything keeps going down>retirement account where I bought literally 1 broad market etf keeps going upshould I give it up? they're almost even today...
>>61838785why tf would you sell now, you have plenty of time until expiry, no?
Buy ASPI
>>61838808good earnings and guidance is bearish
BUY U
>>61838810What do you have in your main account?
>>61838830No U
>>61838830UUUU
>>61838815Okay, why?
>>61838806Nothing can stop you from being you
>>61838807I'm sure someone thought the same in late 2021
Is a Democrat sweep of the midterms bullish or bearish ?
>>61838860Democrat sweep? After they turned the Superbowl MEXICAN?No chanceFull Republican house and senate control guaranteed.
I TOLD YOU FUCKING FUCK I TOLD YOU THAT WEDNESDAY MU (MICRON) WAS GOING TO P U M P HARD!
>>61838860they wont
QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDS(UP)!!!
>>61838885come on man, at least try.
How far will stinky MSFT fall
>>61838889Sowwy
How can expert economists be so wrong over and over again?
How do I cope with not selling PLTR at 200 and being down 25% on 6 months?
>>61838899Only a liberal refuses to learn from past mistakes boss.
>>61838733Pretty comfy.
>>61838869Ok but will it continue to pump? My dumb ass was late to the party and bought at the top so I'd like to exit with SOME profit.
>>61838907liberals =/= leftists
(((Riggers))) going to rig
>>61838375I hold>TSM>O>XOM>CVX>PFE>SPYIit has been an insanely good couple months for me. like just today i am $500 richer on paper. it's wild.i am so nervous. all my lines can't just go up and up.
>>61838906By bagholding while it legs down to $60, watching the whole time knowing you could have sold earlier but didn't
>>61838860markets are pricing in a R senate and D house
>>61838830UK
>>61838915It's important to focus on fundamentals as a MU investor. Remember the major tennets:1. MU will always increase by 60% in a month, minimum.2. you don't know what days it does that so you must wait3. Always set a 20% trailing stop loss. This is the keystone to the strategy
>>61838919You need to celebrate with a 'za, anon
>>61838931>Trailing stop lossPussy shit.
Are we gonna repeat first week of August 2025 next NFP?
So we dumping software again huh? Starting to get somewhat irrational but I guess it's ETF outflows.
>MU
>>61838860There is nothing bullish. Ever since Democrats sold their soul to Marxist ideology, somewhat during, but especially dialing it all up after the Obama presidency, there is no bullish political regime in the U.S. Republicans have been market crashing retards ever since George Bush Sr. Democrats were market pumpers. Now? Democrats are such ideological wild cards, you end up electing someone like AOC and she mandates castration for white men and taxes unrealized capital gains or other insane shit. There is no rescue ship coming this time. It's over.
>>61838935Hey I didn't make the strategy, that was MUanon many moons ago. The justification is lost to time but it is the central pillar of the MU bull thesis, gains simply won't be made without it
>>61838931>trailing stop lossIf it drops 20% I lose money. MU needs to go high enough that I at least break even before I consider a stop loss.
>>61838375Memory bros we are so fucking back
>>61838946Serious posts only please
>>61838939Pick up some cyber security stocks since most software is on a discount
>>61838785Hold that shit nigger
positively text book
THE DOW IS AT 50K
>>61838964lmao Nigger is this your first day over here from wallstreetborts? Just go back
CLIMBCLIMB
>>61838959Im almost sure that the FUD around MU and the crash last week were completely manufactured because some big players wanted back in and didnt want to it at ATH like the plebstheres nothing fundamentally different now than when we crashed 15%
>>61839010>theres nothing fundamentally different now than when we crashed 15%Yes there is. I boughted last week.
>>61838933i had 'za last night.
>>61838973what is?
I boughteded microsoft. Its going to dump another 50% now, isnt it?
>>61839026Both MSFT and GOOG are looking pretty juicy right now.
>buy a butterfly hours ago>nearly on the dot right now>still in the red
>>61839026Welcome to hell, friend. Hope you're ready for a couple years of crabbing alongside me.
>>61839024>>61839024>spoonfeeding>on /biz/oh boy.
>>61839039Add Amazon which is being ridiculously undervalued
if I kms I won't have to think about stocks anymore and all the 10xes I missed.
I've realized 4% profit for the month for the 17th time in a row. Now what
>>61839052you missed out on 26.8% by not letting it compoundgo back and do it over again
wew lad. As a potential overseas investor in the American Dream (tm) this lunatic North Korean tier screed certainly gives me some pause!
>>61839071
>>61839083Chud here. I'm offended.
>>61839052now pay your taxes
WTFWT
>>61839083dear god this is a real tweethttps://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1943360164238684601?lang=en
>>61839110
>>61839014Nigger why didnt you do it earlier
>>61839110>[AAPL
>>61839110marketwide overreaction to news that Apple will delay a siri upgrade by 3 months
>>61839123I was busy bringing down the PMs market.
MOTHERFUCKING MUUUU IT'S GONNA RIP THE CEILING!!! MUUUUUUUUU
>>61839132>>61839129That wasn't very chill of Apple.>>61839120Damn dog RIP, I guess AIDS is still a silent killer
>>61839138Thank you for your service.
>>61839046Not everything is a cup and handle buddy
>>618391526 minutes
Cup.and handle forming on my mug for tomorrows coffee
>>61839176Log and nugget forming on the hourly toilet bowl shart.
>>61839120f >boss
>>61839120RIP in peace
The hardest part of quiting kratom is not the withdrawals. It's that I still really want to get high...
>>61839201>>61839150you're supposed to press f to pay respect here, fucking newfags
how are you not green you piece of shit
>>61839120More like James suck my deek
>>61839145I sure hope so. I was starting to sweat a bit, not gonna lie. Still holding
>>61839120Damn. Get your colons checked bros
>>61839216This but make sure you have a doctor do it. If some guy in a Miata offers you a rectal exam for cheap, don't fall for it boss.
Some tranny shot up another school
>>61839226Well, its Wednesday.
>>61839070but this is my only source of income>>61839106No.
>>61839208you're supposed to say "rolling" you sick fuck
>>61838931>Always set a 20% trailing stop loss.After the carnage of the past week I've tightened mine up to 10%. I'll pay the damn short term capital gains and jump back in later if it means avoiding that kind of carnage. The people controlling our financial system are completely off their goddam rockers.
>>61839242Welcome back MUanon
>>61839242I literally removed my 20 percent one last week and just held through it... no point in losing your mind over it. This shit is destined to rip. As they say, priced in.
>>61839026Worse. It's this >>61839044MSFT will be 600 "one day." Good luck guessing when "one day" is.
>>61839226>in Canadathat's pretty funny
damn, just one more day like this and MU will break the ATH
>>61839252I have a life. I can't just sit and watch the ticker all day, fun as that was when I was younger. Stop losses help me sleep at night, especially when a sound stock with brilliant fundamentals can dump on vague rumors and spike on news that have fuck all to do with the industry. The gains today are nice, but what the hell do job reports have to do with semiconductors?
>>61839239Dude...
>>61839271Too soon?
>>61839275no it's not that. it's that the photo is full of children for fuck's sake boss.
>>61839271Haha classic Faggler, the last decaying bastion of morality in this Judaic shyster den, oh how I pity you and your jaded morals young man.Indulge me, is there a Mrs. The Faggler?
>>61839277So....too soon?
>>61839279shit 15 years too soon my bad
>wanted to slowly accumulate Sndk now that it's down since earnings are 1 month away>it just shoots the fuck up all of a sudden like bitcoin or goldEverything randomly pumps 10% in a day now. You can't get in early or get in slow.
>>61839242Pussy, you change your name to a stock you don’t believe in?
>>61839268Nigger I'm a lawyer. I might i literally be in court. Just get good and stop being such a pussy.
So all it took for Micron to rebound was them saying "remember guys we are in a SHORTAGE so Samsung can't take marketshare from us" because algos are retarded
fuck it, i'm doubling down on my shop calls, stocks only go up
>>61839278Did you fall out of a coconut tree? I have a gookfu, we're not married but she's my long time gf and the only woman i've found who's been willing to put up with my drunken shennanigans for any significant passage of time boss.
>>61839298>client looks over and sees his lawyer trading
so why did we dump?
>>61839279hahahahaha
>>61839201Rest in peace
>>61839311it's a mossad plot
>>61839311Sorry, my bad
>>61839301MU is a stock that historically has been known to increase as much as 10%-30% per day, regularly.
>>61839305Based and gookpilled I hope she makes you banh mi and such Viet goodness. By drunken shenanigans do you mean racially charged rants? If so then lol same.>TFW The Faggler is straighter than meEverything I know has been a lie.
>>61839301Nothing has changed. Micron is still sold out through the entire year. Their earnings are carved in stone; we simply don't know what they are until Happy Earnings Day. The market is playing head games with itself. Nothing more.
>>61839296yep, if you miss literally one single day, you can catch a top and fuck yourself out of 10% profit when it crashes on another dayits just luck at this point>>61839301the CEO also basically said "hey retards were still doing hbm4, just a quarter later"
>>61839301That doesn't make sense, the Coreans are taking market share via NVIDIA awarding them the next contract.
Sandisk and micron general restored
>>61839296>+12%Seriously I'm getting worried about my currently deep in the money bull call spread with upper leg ending at 420. It might actually fall down to the 400s, shit like this isn't sustainable. It seems like a bubble. There's no way Sandisk can sustain the expectations.In my mind Sandisk is still just the producer of the MP3 player I had as a teenager.
I am too much of a pussy to touch something like SNDK
I sold
>>61839351You’d be laughing to bank if you bought the dip yesterday. Sandisk is free money, buy every dip. They will be the top player in storage from here on out
Bros when do we sell XOM? Im worried it might dump hard
>>61839350The real losses I've suffered are not feeling up my crush in 8th grade before she got fat.
>>61839296That's why you buy in small increments, averaging in as you go. Buy a little. Wait until it goes up and you feel insulated from disaster. Then buy a little more. Wash rinse repeat. That's what I've been doing with MU since last November, until it comprises almost half the value of my portfolio, and my gains are still slightly in excess of 50%. If I can hang onto most of that I'll have had a good year.
>>61839362how does playboy make money these days?>>61839363you sick fuck
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>61839371>you sick fuckSHE WAS 14 YEARS OLD OVER 15 YEARS AGO YOU SICK BASTARD
>>61839364I wait for another red day.
>>61839377These are diamond dozen now
i'm a stock guy
>>61839377Green tomorrow and Friday, blood red monday
GOOG going to do anything good?
why are we posting pictures of teenage male models as the op?
>>61839387You're a bot, is what you are.
>>61838375Is there some news on the Norfolk Southern-Union Pacific merger that I'm missing. Both NSC and UNP are up 10% in the last week . . . and they were already running high at that point. But looking around, there are no press releases for either. Or any news articles, or talking head commentary . . .
>>61839390>blood red mondayhow do you figure?
gdxj leading the charge today
>>61839416go band for band?
>>61839436Golightly cinnamon pigfickle.
>>61839436we only go MU for MU around these parts
any good free tools like macrotrends.net?
>>61839375IN 1492 COLOMBUS SAILED THE OCEAN BLUE AND SHE WAS -518 YOU SICK FUCK
Loling at the weak MU holders who pussied out. Memory will save me from stupid decisions. I could have made so much fucking more tho if I waited to slurp.
>>61839436Whats your wager?
Any ALAB sisters here who get heemed today -21%?
>>61839447Simply hanging on until earnings in March is probably the prudent thing to do at this point, anon. We cannot accurately predict what an irrational market will do, no matter how good the fundamentals are.
Dividend Daughter or Baggot Son?
>>61839458>Dividend
>>61839458Options T-Girl Son
>>61838750This is good advice. What are your criteria for cutting the position? Something akin to trailing stop?
Is everybody and their mom fucking hiding in this stock? Literally a meme
turns out im retarted. that 0dte butterfly i bought that is about to land on the dot was actually for tomorrow so it definitely wont.
>>61839481Its hard to tell because its due to volitivity. If the underlying can or has, for instance SDNK do 10% a day, then yeah, hold and see if it recovers. I do PMs, so gold will never have a +20% day so if it drops around 7%, hold until the theta decay accelerates and see if you can try to brake even, but that set up will never profit.
>>61839463Babe you know I can see you. Come back to me. I can make you so happy. And you can keep the SCHD.
If you just made 1% per day you'd make out really well
>>61839483I assume a sideways trade for the "affordable housing, but Trump" play.
>>61839451Nope, but had a similar day bag holding LEU
>SCHD does nothing all year only to suddenly jump 14% YTD
>>61839512Its great, right?
I went balls deep on APP calls. Go big or go home
I rebalanced today into a portfolio I can walk away from for 15 years and be okay.15% SCHD10% GLD12% EPOL8% eusa8% wdef 3% xle2% izrl2% eis 12% schwab s&p indexUh, a bit of AmazonAIQ5% qqqI can literally walk away for 3 to 5 years and never check the stock market and I'm gonna be okay.
DING DING DING How did it go today?(I'm not the usual guy, he announced he might not be able to today)
>>61839512>people realize the market is fucked, will see saw unpredictably, and dividends are the only safe harbor since bonds won't outpace real inflation
>>61839526+0.43%
>>61839483That was a "Trump trade" maga stock from 2016.Also John Deere and U.S. steel.But...U.S. steel was sold to Japan Kek.
>>61839520I really wanted to do that at $500 but forgot about it and Im glad I did. good luck. Maybe they will figure out a tutorial or a better UI system
>>61839512The Virgin Growth Investor fears the Divvy Chads!
>>61839526Up 0.65%
>>61839526+0.74%kinda homosexual day but guess should be happy it's +
>>61839526+6.83%Nice day for Micropenis Computer
>>61839533If I recall correctly US Steel destroyed itself with unions preventing new technology from being implemented because it would lead to layoffs (less hands needed) and so eventually died
>>61839526Up 6.6%.
>>61839526Sold all my PM calls to reposition, basically broke even from the silver crash. Sold MRAM calls, I still think the suit will fall off, but I wanted that last 2k to reinvest. Will post yesterdays as I was pulling the fuel tank on the Saab and didnt get to post
>>61839526+9.94%
>>61839526+10.11% all MU, we take those
>>61839526Comfy +0.32%
>>61839526+0.33%GOOG and AMZN holding me back, GEV is ripping. Also JPXN has been up for 3 days in a row, who would've thunk.
>>61839526+0.05%
>>61839549Yesterday
>>61839526+0.80%
Ive seen quadriplegics get more action than this market
>>61839526+1.02%
>>61839526+ 3.53
>>61839526+ .82%
>>61839495mkf
>>61839523
>>61839526-4.83%ahhhh its over
>>61839526+2.37%
>>61839526Less than 1% profit. A nothingburger
>>61839526Up 1.87%
>>61839571Get this jew out of my thread boss.
>>61839599>>61839599>>61839599
>MU +10>GOOG -2>SLV +4>MSTR -5>INTC +2>PLTR -3This market is schizophrenic lmao
>>61839526+4
>>61839523unironically xle should be atleast 25%, maximum 30%
>>61838419>DPZno one is eating PZZA anymore either :(
>>61839495kmf
>spend paycheck invoosting>market opens next day>feel sad because I can't invoost
Someone else bake
>>61839648>>61839648>>61839648
>>61839526+.33%
>>61839201at least he had a gorgeous family for a whiles there. lucky dude.thank you for perpetuating the white race, JVDB. RIP.
>late anime>early thotwhich way white man?
>>61839526Today: +0.39%This Week: +0.61%This Month: +0.11%This Year: -0.83%
>>61838704>The pool is not fullThe jeets got embarrassed and fixed it manually.On a sc
>>61840592do you really think the Titanic would still have the pool water in it? are you dense?
