late night edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61834148
it's over
No AI moontard has been able to debunk this btw
>>61835638
>>61835641>Companies supporting each other to advance the development of a very promising productWtf!!! you can't just do that!!!
ah what a nice fresh bakemicrosoft bobina should be more pajeetato accurately represent the diversity of the company>>61835641none of these companies are banks ergo the money is coming from somewhere else
>>61835668passing the same 100B dollars back and forth to make (fake) revenue look good on balance sheets isn't helping anyone.That revenue isn't real
>>61835672>the money is coming from somewhere elseyeah debttotally healthy
almost time to make some easy money
long term hold stocks that are low I should fomo into now?safe but cheap ones that are almost guaranteed to go up I have a tfsa and fhsa I've been neglecting for the better part of a year. thinking some mining stocks are probably a safe bet especially with the current pm craze
>bought MU at the tippity top>transmission on car just shit outI'm cutting my losses bros, enjoy the rebound
>>61835681relax, all the most trusted rating's agencies in the world say their good for it. Trust the experts.
good job on threadsplitting.
>>61835689>This nigga never changed his transmission oilAre you a gringo by any chance?
I wake up at night covered in sweat at the fear that hyperscalers aren't spending enough on capex
>>61835713At least you get to sleep at night
> futures
>>61835707I have and I am. Bought the car from some white nigger five years ago and the transmission was fine... for a month.
Pretty happy with my CAT stocks
Sure is great when we get a nice rugpull at the bell. Is 7k actually going to happen in the next 5 years?
>>61835743the longer the edge, the greater the ejaculation
Are SnP index funds like SPY and VOO overrated? They’re done pretty much nothing for the last six months . I don’t get the hype
>>61835758spy and voo track the same thingand no they're not supposed to be exciting unless you're trading them on margin or options
Got heemed on HOOD but long on APP will save my bet
>>61835758The massive growth in the S&P 500 was driven by a handful of companies. Right now tech has stalled and people are rotating out to other sectors so it looks like nothing much is happening if you just look at SPY.
Why are international stocks outperforming US for a second year now? Feels like altseason
>>61835681they are using debt over equity for financing which tells you all you need to know about the health of the company. But most smggers dont understand this.
>>61835796That is just how it goes. The US sprints ahead then the rest of the world starts to catch up while its taking a break before it sprints off again.
>>61835804you can't be sure it will pay out thoughthat premise doesn't guarantee that equity is worth more than their current capex or debt being taken
Storage bros...I dont feel so good.
>>61835758it's not diversified enough, it either rips or it crab for extended periods. IMO its better to have some diversification in small caps and international currencies with their respective markets in addition to your shit and piss 1000 if you are going to bogle.
>>61835622Is this a real girl or is she AI?
>be memory & semis >still mooning every month >plebs still waiting to enterjust go long AI there's no bubble for the infra just losers on the execution end. $600b+ CapEx is going to flow into revenues this yearSandisk, Micron, Western Digital, Seagate, SK Hynix, Samsung are no brainers>>61835641nvidia isn't buying openai's services, it's a cash rebate (discount on GPUs) + equity, not revenue for openai, so you are missing a much bigger arrow from OAI to NVDA in this image. that's why NVDA is #1, most of the infra capex is funneling to them one way or another >>61835689MU is goated just hold, their HBM4 & 4e is for the mid-cycle Rubin >>61835842DCA and win
>>61835999>Sandisk, Micron, Western Digital, Seagate, SK Hynix, Samsung are no brainerswhy not get TSM? it is still extremely undervalued by wall street with negative domain knowledgeSamsung seems like a second best bet
>>61836004>Samsung seems like a second best betChecks out, MU is only lucky to be US based otherwise it's a racemixed shit hole of retards trying to keep up with homogenous koreans while coasting on white greatness from the 80 & 90s.
can we all team up and join the same trade on a ticker like the good old days it would really build up the camaraderie
>tfw bouggted OMG at 1.3
>>61836004yes I was just listing HBM/storage which is gonna moon most this year but TSM is goated (though management is too careful with capex), ASML imo still undervalued, NVDA will remain dominant etc., many good picks
>>61835999>MU is goated just hold, their HBM4 & 4e is for the mid-cycle RubinI read that the reason Nvidia passed on Micron for now is because Micron's HBM4 failed the 11 Gbps tests, not sure if true or if the author was just speculating/bullshitting.
>>61836066Nvidia is married to TSMC
>>61836066 Yes but it's more complicated than that Nvidia had allocated the HBM4 volume it needs in December, with the split then-estimated at mid-to-high 50% for SK Hynix, mid-20% for Samsung Electronics, and around 20% for MicronMore recently SemiAnalysis reported it would adjust Micron's share in NVIDIA's HBM4 to 0% in 2026 due to delays in meeting HBM4 speed standards This is actually true, but MU had already made clear that their HBM4 schedule would be delayed due to speed upgrade issues, so 2026 share of HBM4 to NVDA will probably be around 1% (factoring in redesign and sample schedule delays)But again this is expected, they are and always have been a mid-cycle player (year 2-3) in every HBM cycle, and they always prioritize scale and service a need that is in high demand despite late entry. Even with that, their guided revenues won't be impacted this year bc most of the upside in the 2026 memory market will be driven by commodity DRAM and NAND ASP increases which they are poised to benefit from (in Q4/25 commodity DRAM operating exceeded HBM operating margins too) Full-scale supply should be possible from 2027 onward and this is good news bc it means MU's still a buying opportunity
>>61836105I see, thanks for spoonfeeding the details anon.
>EQQQ hasn't done anything for 6 months:copium:
>NVDA delaying consumer cards at least one (1) yearis it finally gonna be AMD's time to own both CPU/GPU markets?
Silver bottomed.
>Wake up in glorious EVROPA>Check my WDC>"Ahh, time to see how much the aftermarket Jews have pumped my bags">+0.55%H-heh, getting a bit sweaty here.
>>61835796because orange man bad
>>61835796The outperformance of the international indexes is mainly due to the Dollar losing so much value compared to the Euro, not because of any international industries that are doing particularly well. The Dollar is down almost 15% compared to the euro, the S&P500 is a great index, but it can't outperform international indexes to make up for a 15% drop in value.
>silver futures up>physical silver up almost $2 in the last few hourshmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcurioushmmmmmm
>>61836355Comex tried their usual jewish tricks of raising margin requirements (twice) and it failed to crash the price. Now we're free to squeeze to $1000.
I'm getting nervous about these bags do I sell the shares or hold?
Why is Bitcoin down to 66k when Goldman Sachs says they hold $2 billion of crypto? Was this a strategic crash so banks can buy all the bitcoin?
>>61836255I'm tempted to buy, even though it's probably too late
Vizsla has bottomed out at 47% down. Caught the knife clean enough myself for 3k at -43%. Get stuck in boys. Some guud eatin’ on her.
looking to do valuation for silverwhere can I see the free cash flow and the balance sheets altogether?
which pharma stocks should i buy right now?
>>61836375they have $2 billion in crypto exposure entirely through etfs on behalf of their customers. they are not actually investing in bitcoin. you are being lied to by bagholders
>>61836397Simplywallstreet
>>61836391>>61836391i just added some yesterday in the high 3 range not sure why it bounced today i was hoping it would keep dropping for cheapies . what other miners are you in anon? nobody here wants to talk to me about miner stocks
>>61836399buy one of each to diversify
>Bitcoin futuresDoes anyone else think that this dumbass crypto shit will have a contagion effect on stock markets soon? Too many retards relied on that honeypot for too long.
>>61836391Meanwhile KGHM keeps pumpingI wanted to buy low
>>61836480Yes, when margin calls come they'll come for all assets
>>61836399buy an ETF
>>61836397rockbros...
>>61836391I'll be happy if it bounces back but that project is cursed... no hopes of production now next few years, people will steer clear.
>>61836399PFEMRNA.NVAX
No wonder why its so slow you retards opened a new thread
>>61836701>>61829373>>61829373
>>61836375they hold what their customers boughtit's not really theirs
>>61836368shares of what?
>>61836227yes
>>61837378Genuinely fucking kill yourself you IP checking mod faggot.
>that thirty min. run up after market opens>that sell off immediately after the thirty min periodit was fun while it lasted
Me gold! its risin'!
>+0.1%
KEK MARKET
>>61837425Our stocks are just playthings for the big boys
im gonna go acquire more mako...this market sucks
fuck man, should have shorted SOXL at 69
Only need MSFT to go up $120 before I break even. In the meantime, I'm just pretending I'm not getting violently fucked up the dick by girthy bears.
>>61837422i'm not a mod babe. i genuinely love you and want to help you. the more i learn about you and your situation the more i despair, but it can be fixed and you can change. not everything is entirely in your control, and i think us finding each other was an important moment in both our lives. hoping this market turns up. you know it does better when you're sweet to me, maybe today can turn into a big rally.
>>61837425guess I was too cocky unclenching my ass on the jobs report
>>61837425>TFW Just liquidated my MU & SNDK for a small profit>TFW If I had just done that on open I would have had a medium profitFuck my gay life
I have never seen this kind of crabbing
>>618363752bn is mickey mouse change. Which sums up the whole crapto market.
so IWM down nearly 2% from open on nothing is supposed to be normal?
>>61837486It crabs when it tops, it was like this from November 24 - March 25 before the April mega dump
>>61837472Is there a reason this nigger is never banned but everyone who calls him out is?
Shorting Tech and long OIL.
>>61837485dont even care about any of this trash tbhwy. stay liquid. wait for news catalyst. buy and sell same day. take the money and run (DO NOT get greedy).rinse and repeat (whenever their is decent news).its still speculation and not actual daytrading. anyway always use risk management and scale in and out of positions.
I got a beary feeling
>>61837472>Tranny/Fag>Has everyones IP>Super Liberal Nigger Lover>Not employed, educated, or in trainingWait you are a fucking mod aren't you?
Slurping May or June calls for LEU. Neatly positioned company within the nuclear energy sector. Very volatile stock should be a nice play
As it turns out, reducing jobs numbers by over 800,000 isn't bullish.
>we're going down larry
My portfolio may be almost flat since october, but I sleep happy and easy knowing that the faggots """investing""" in magic internet money have lost like 40% of their money over the same time period.
>>61837502*there
guess who's backguess who's backguess who's back
>>61837519
When is this market going to stop being homosexual
Nobody believes that bullshit NFP report, kek
OH HELLO SARSLOOKS LIKE VISHNU WAS GREAT TO ME PRAISE HIM>>61837195i have sold early again and missed out on 300$ rupees of profit so far10x on spy put and only 3x on iwm puti am a stupid benchod i will go roll in holy cow poo maybe i less stupid thenwe will try to find structure today but the bottom freight train is continuing there is no stop on this motherfuckit will V back up but when nobody know just watch the resistance level and your favorite TA tools
Are we in trouble guys? Anthropic, OpenAI researchers are collectively warning something BIG and HORRIFYING is about to happen...
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY. MOTHERFUCKER. WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY. BITCH.
>>618375352 MORE WEEKSNah but seriously, we were always fucked anon. The future is wrought with horrors, the present with anxieties of the future and the past is a distant painful rose tinted memory.
>>61837535
>>61837462Strangers of paradise ruined FF7 for me. I can't even get into FF7 after all the marketing campaigns on /v/ of FF7. A game with no waifu shit, just jack and fun. You can tell FF was peak kino from 1 through V. Had a bit of a misunderstanding with VIII and the art/gameplay of X was peak. I root for VIII fans they deserve a nice updated game before the franchise becomes forgotten.
>>61837539for the money to stay the same you also have to sell
>>61835689Damn nigga u destitute
PULL UP!!!!!!!
>In his letter, Mrinank Sharma said it is “clear to me that the time has come to move on,” stating the “world is in peril,” not just from AI, but a “whole series of interconnected crises unfolding in this very moment.”>After leaving Anthropic, Sharma said he may pursue a poetry degree and “devote myself to the practice of courageous speech,” adding he wants to “contribute in a way that feels fully in my integrity.”
Reeeeeee that one anon was right earlier, >>61837104 I should've dropped it entirely!!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!! This is really feeling like 2022 all over again.
If Unity drops to 14, I'm gonna risk everything I have on U calls.I'm betting on them announcing some AI-related sloptool to get them out of this shithole, it's the only way they can get out of it.
sars i think we have found the bottom pls to be watchful and do the needful and pls to redeem the iwm spy calls we will make many rupee
>>61837535>Read article >Another AI start-up faggot saying how AI is going to take over the world and how it's unstoppable and all jobs are going to be destroyed >By the way make sure to follow me on X so you stay up to date on how fucked you are!I hope all these techbro faggots end up homeless
>>61837556What if they have no such tool or intention of saying they do? Companies arent allowed to mislead shareholders its illegal. Stop speculating and just long something safe
>>61837535Sauce?>>61837545Kek.>near his leg>WAKE UP SOILol are these zoomers unironically browsing 4chan or our memes just spread that far?
>>61837467Never mind. I've stopped ignoring the problem. Ahem...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Massive V shaped recoveryHope you didn’t sell
>>61837565>something safelike wut
>>61837552>After leaving Anthropic, Sharma said he may pursue a poetry degree and “devote myself to the practice of courageous speech,” adding he wants to “contribute in a way that feels fully in my integrity.”Isn't that just code for "sell in May and go gay for pay"?
I bought MU yesterday and sold for 8% this morning. With this one simple trick I have outperformed the SPY and won't have to be a baggie like the rest of you as it continues towards $100. Thank you for your attention on this matter!
>>61837571I selled half my MU position at todays peak. Might slurp later. idk.
It will be a real delight when MSFT crashes to $300 this year, triggering the bursting of the AI bubble.
>>61837535yeah, their meme autocomplete sounds really investable and important when they say that.
>>61837585
>>61837584SLURP NOW YOU FOOLIMMEDIATELY
Is Unity going out of business?
>>61837535CEO of Funko Pops: "Something BIG is happening. Funko Pops will be more important than life itself.">>61837565Promising to add AI to a shit thing as a means to save share price is kind of the expectation these days.
>>61837546i played like half of VIII a few years ago on PS5 and i liked the lore of the world more than VII but VII is just peak gaming childhood nostalgia for me, simple as. the modern remakes are good "cinematic" games that scratch that nostalgic itch but the fucking minigame grinding for the platinum trophy ruins the completionist experience for me. casual playthrough they are great though. i also remember liking XIV back in 2016-2017
OH MY GOD IT WAS A FAKE VABANDON ALL MARKETSSELL SELL FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES
>US Coast Guard Seals $3.5 Billion Icebreaker Deal With Davie
got some teradyne im not gonna wait for it to double before buying in like i did with sandisk
>>61837615>A FAKE Vi will be watching... waiting... commiserating...
>>61837615
>>61837559Ever notice how AI bros and Blacked spammers talk the same way? It's as if they originated from the same country.
Somebody...keeps buying the top....and I think it's me...
>drank lots of water>had a nice meal>had some snacks>still get a headache at work>arrive at hotel>headache doesnt go away>decide to take a 1 hour nap but wanted to go running but its raining so a nap is a good alternative>wake up with headache still hurting meYea giga bearish
minors shitting the bed again even though silver is green...
>>61837632Based Denathor PosterPerhaps I was premature, it might just be a VWere V's a thing before 2025? I'd never heard of a V shaped recovery before then, things usually took time. I'm amazed they haven't patched the V it is the predictable meta yet we all act surprised each time.Are we retarded? Am I retarded?
how do we feel about rddt
NQ has fucked longs and shorts, and genuinely doesn't know who to try and fuck next.
>Tfw bought yesterday
>>61837649Caffeine withdrawal?
>>61837664I dont drink coffe and very rarely coca cola
>>61837656bearish signali sold a chunk of my physical silver, because this seems like its going down.
How much lower are (((THEY))) going to let it go boss?
what a roller coster ride
>>61837683How much have you got?With (them) you lose.
>>61837683SPX 6890.89
>>61837467>In the meantime, I'm just pretending I'm not getting violently fucked up the dick by girthy bears.Kek
>>61837693I got puts, but I don't know if it's time to get calls or hold puts boss.
>>61837659Reddit stock.
>>61837467MSFT has been the flagship of the pajeetification of tech>>61837660Last ones to fuck would be theta gang.
>>61837565They can say literally anything with the word "AI" mixed in it and it'll send their price back up, that's how AI-crazed the market is.If they go the high road and refuse AI, they'd get bought by some AIslop-omnicorp, which would send their price back up.Granted, I'm shitfaced right now, but I swear either of these scenario is gonna happen.
>>61837699We have just formed the left shoulder of the next head and shoulders as I predicted with my incredible TA.We still have the blowoff top head so we'll fly past 7,000 briefly before coming back down to here, another jump to trap bulls then falls off a cliff until NVDA earnings save the market, then MU earnings a week later reignite Memory bullishness. >t. from the future
>>61837699as a general rule. set a stop when you are up 25%. This market can rip instantly i hate it so. One minute your up 350% on puts the next you are down 60%.
>>61837672What you dumped a bag of coins in front of a pawn shop?
>>61837712>NVDA earnings save the markethow is the market stuck on nvidia being 190?
It’s still not too late to buy SCHD instead of tech bags.
we buy CALLS in this household
>>61837728If I want sluggish gains that lag its peers I'd just buy AMZN
>>61837712Stop losses are for pussies boss.
>>61837728i bought some chevron and advd today to mix it up . but i also increased my tech bag by buying tsm and teradyne
>>61837731Enjoy your open AI drawdown
>>61836255I dont think so>>61836379was tempted as well but judging from the chart alone I am staying out as of now. It seems like it will bleed more.Gold looks better atm
Buying ASPI here btw
>all the robinhood users that bought ticker LIFE ipo>nearly 50% downMust suck ass especially with how robinhood seems notorious for only giving users 1 share and demanding they not sell for a month kek
>Moderna got cucked by the FDASeems like it was a diversion from what they had original said so is this a chance to buy in or will the FDA not change their mind?
>>61837761>All the HOOD users that bought HOOD>Down 15% todayLol. Lmao even.I will pick some up in the $60 range.
>>61837718various sized bars/coins.all .999% pure.bought them back in 2019-2020.
how much is the upside of nvidia evennot like this shit can hit a marketcap of 6T+ right?lol
>>61837761Robinhood protected me from losing my shorts on the FIGMA IPO by only giving me one share. They also allow you to sell it whenever you want, they just flag your account as a DIRTY FLIPPER if you sell early and lock you out of IPOs for a bit going forward, Fidelity does the same thing.
why does dvn rise today when i want to load up for earnings gay market
>>61837772QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDS
>pam bondi saying Epstein files don't matter because the DOW is over 50k and sp500 nearly 7k.bullish or bearish?
>>61837774>not like this shit can hit a marketcap of 6T+Unironically I believe market cap is not even an important measureWaymo is worth more than volkswagen lmao
>another day another dollar lostNIGGER. NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.
>>61837772>HOOD finally enables short selling>HOOD -20%pottery
why can't the ai bubble pop already so i can slurp TSM and ASML with all of my money?
>>61837781>they flag your account and lock you out of IPOs for doing what institutions do
>>61837802just ride the wave up its not popping until election circus starts
>>61837743I mean that is how you sluggishly lag your peers, yes.>>61837659Reddit has been subsumed into all the AI models. The reddit mods will be IN THE HOUSE with us forever now.
>>61837785MEGA TOP SIGNAL
>>61837743VOO is actually more diversified than SCHD though. If the AI bubble pops it'll hurt a little bit in the short term, but the S&P500 has weathered several bubble pops and still outperformed SCHD the last decades..
>>61837817It's so fucking over
>>61837802neither is ever going downif want in have to buy nowtsm at 370 is best you can get for today
>>61837785The Epstein Files genuinely seem like they don't matter at this point. People absolutely refuse to infer anything from them and continue doing the same "my team vs your team" retarded politics we've been dealing with for decades, instead of realizing both teams are corrupt pedophiles mingling with the same rich elites in the same fucking circles.
>>61837814You might consider running some back tests beyond the last 5 years.>>61837821VOO is incredibly vulnerable to the AI bubble
>>61837782i bought that shit anyway worst case ill just rebuy on thursday or friday or whenever this shit dumpsit better get to 45 today at least
>>61837835The Epstein files seem to have consequences for anyone not living in the US and only in the US.>>61837802ASML is a monopoly. If that thing corrects because someone else cracks the tech its going down bigly 5ever
MU sweeties, we are holding
>>61837827Someone wrote a whole book about this
>>61837785Pam Bondi is such a bad actor. I love it when she speaks, it's such a bad mask each and every time.>What does the DOW have to do with anything? That's what they just asked? Are you KIDDING?
>>61837845If I lose money on this trade today I'm saying fuck it and going TSM
Why is it DUMPING on LITERALLY NO NEWS???
>>61837847Lmao, and she' laughing herself, can't hide it. And then it gets interrupted and she starts again>The DOW has shattered 50000 for the first time, this is crazy
>>61837827Is this gas station manager implying that the US isn't sitting on the vast majority of the world's untapped physical resources?
imma RECOOOVERING
>>61837838so glad that wasn't you, saying that awful thing. anyways good morning once again, not sure of my aim today. don't be shy babe.gotta disagree with voo being vulnerable, yes it's tech heavy, top heavy, but if a big drawdown started in ai, they would likely pump another sector or two as it happened, remember in the '22 bear market how they pumped oil and commodities while dumping tech, index investors were much more insulated. an ai drawdown would likely be less severe than that anyways, and i don't think we're even going to get one. imo index products are appropriately exposed to ai, enough exposure to get upside, enough diversification and hedging to prevent major losses.
Babe?Are you there Babe?BABE?
TRIPSANDWEGETASECONDDIPS
So, where’s the cuck that bought MU puts?
We need to liberate the iranian people and protect their democracy boss.
wtf is this shit pump or dump it already
i wanted to be rich...sitting on the florida beach with beautiful women in a 6000 square foot house in a $3 million dollar house. But I guess ill have to settle for the $16,000 west virginia shack and drinking myself to death
My semi-bags (semi because I'm still up on them)>Amazon>MSFTShould I just dump it and move the money into an ETF, I'm sure they'll recover in time but not a fan of them crabbing after the big dump
>check folio on green days>dont check folio on red dayssimple as
>>61837905Amazon remains a titanMicrosoft is uncertain
>make sure his sell limit doesnt activate
>Thanks to the mutual respect between @POTUS and President Xi, the U.S.–China relationship has reached a stable but competitive point.>Our goal is fair competition and de-risking, not decoupling. It is clear that China must rebalance, and their persistent $1 trillion trade surplus must be addressed.Pump it.
anon I hope you bought the DOW. it shattered 50,000.
>>61837904You don't need to be rich to get a bitch on the beach and honestly dealing with hurricanes is a fucking nightmare. My childhood beach house is completely GONE from 1 storm. I hated my dad for selling but I understand why and he was lucky to get out. I will admit chilling on a nice porch at the beach is 10/10 but you can also just get a boat.
>>61837931Our Leader is making a grave mistake. We need to decouple, and stop sending them money to build their military boss.
>/smg/ begging markets to gain
>>61837931>POLICEMEN SWEAR TO GOD
>>61837904as long as I dont have to wage its a win. guess ill just pan for gold all day in the creek.
>>61837921>anon overcomes the urge to KYS himself with this one simple trick
>>61837941she has the romulan taylor swift phenotype.
>>61837950Blame industry leaders, they control the politicians. The Trump admin did this industry study in their first administration that looked at whether the US can produce the top 10,000 items on Mcmaster-Carr and the answer was a resounding no. Then they just gave up. There is no real effort at trying to decouple.
>>61837950decoupling is bad for shareholders. you know that.
Hello, niggers.
This has to be the most absolutely JEWish market i have ever seen>markets pump>vol down>Market dump>Vol pops up>market stabilizes at 0>vol dumpsEveryone fucking loses
>sell order missed by 0.01
>>61837839watch this niggers
>>61837994i made $1000 today on Soxl puts and ibit
>>61837994Investors that have been buying good companies the last 5 years won. Keep coping flipper.
>>61838010THIS COULD HAVE BEEN ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH >>61837464
>>61838010i still calls on BP oil so i may be up morea good.timing the market always beats time in the market
cup forming in PMs
>jobs up>credit card debt up>stocks up>deportations up>spirits upAdventure goes up
>>61837994crab market. institutions dump their bags and rotates out on pumps because shit is unsustainable, but retail buys the dip and any significant pullback will result in government intervention and massive liquidity injection.
>>61838061deportations up isn't good for inflation
>>61838069It’s ok we’re replacing every deportation with an Indian H1B
>>61838069More money for the American nigger and more burdened White taxpayer means more frivolous and inflationary spending.
>>61837899Be careful what you wish forAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>61837989Yeah, lets just sell out the zoomers' futures and let them figure out how they want to get fucked by them good for nothing chinks boss.
> Indices in denial that they have to eventually go up
>>61837942Beaches aren't places where you live, they're places you go to once in a while. Not only because of the trouble you described, but also because it loses its novelty and you have to deal with it getting crowded in peak season.Same goes for bitches.
>>61838086I should've parked my crap in an index when I was so far ahead and then trade aggressively when I was not so far ahead anymore. Oh well
>>61838075its literally impossible to get an H1b stamp right now toowe have cut off all immigration, asylum and entry. Its cruel. we had a colleague go back to India to visit family he cant come back. He literally owns a house here and has been here since 2021. He has been stuck in India for months.
>>61838092I hate when I'm trying to get my dick wet and that pussy is already crowded with 2 cocks in it. It's just like living on the beach boss.
god bless korea, its stocks, and its women
>>61838105also he literally cant sell his house legally in Florida anymore because of it. So he has no idea what he is gonna do. He is a Systems Engineer.
>>61838105Won’t someone think of the H1B children
Why is everything green? I've never seen this before.Copper green, gold green, oil green, gas green, spy green.This is so sus.
>>61838114time to engineer some systems in india
>>61838121msft red thoughever
Everything looks like its on sale. I got 10k to spend, any recommended cheapies?
>>61838092Did not live there brother. But it was peak.I miss my fucking dad and I miss the fucking beach. Life isn't fair bros.
>>61838124he hates India. Literally /pol tier hates it. I can't blame him for coming here.
I JUST WANT TO CATCH MY FISHDRIVE MY TRUCKDRINK MY BEER
Is using Monarch worse than having a female broker? Asking for a friend.
>>61838124Time to go to Europe
Is XOM still a good buy? My portfolio is very tech heavy so I'm looking to diversify.
The DOW is above 50000. I feel peace, serenity.
>>61838151Why do you want to jinx it...
>>61838145BP chart looks better>Pivoting from green bullshit back to the oil businessVery bullish
>>61838144this, unironically
>>61838145seems everyone's been buying some kind of ex-US etf lately. not necessarily a bad idea if you want to diversify from US tech
>>61836480No. Bitcoin's market cap is a fraction of the S&P's. Remember when it first started to shit the bed this past October? Tradfi didn't even flinch. Boomers don't know what it is and all competent tech people started focusing on AI the past few years. Only people still in the space are line go up jeets spamming replies of every crypto influencer on twitter "when we going to 200k sir???" Honestly it wouldn't surprise me to see 30k
>>61838105thank fucking god that's the best news I've heard all year. Those top talent niggers need to fix their own country. Muh "its cruel" to force someone to live in India. It's not like you niggers are dealing with war and famine or even armed terrorists in the streets fuck the fuck off
I'm not actually bullish on Ex-US. I'm just profiting off the rotation :)
>Moderna already recovered 5%Fug, I knew it was too sharp of a drop.
>>61838081based
>>61838166Like VXUS? I've been meaning to add some of that too. Don't want all my eggs in one basket.>>61838159Does it? BP seems pretty stagnant since 2011.
Any christian investors around?
OK this dumb cocksucker motherfucker and words that rhyme with Tucker Zucker, Armstrong from Goddamn Coinbase, can go on the earnings call tomorrow and APOLOGIZE to everyone he just gangraped with his bullshit desired for "crypto legitimacy" and 3% interest stable coins so "we don't need banking anymore". Fuck your shit eating Temu Lex Luthor ass. You turned something that could have been nice into a total bloodbath and of course the banking industry who is roughly 100-1000 times bigger than crypto will never let you do that. RETARDGet on that phone call and do whatever the Bad Jew Man wants so we can have 100K bitcoin back and I can hopefully maybe get my money back. Yes I admit defeat, not everyone is smart enough to get a port MU/SNDK/Northrup Grumman/Altria some people are stupid fucks who thought 60K was the bottom and bought far OTM.
>>61838196We talk stocks here, sir
>pump on jobs numbers like it isn’t getting revised in two months
>>61838181>Does it? BP seems pretty stagnant since 2011.Thats what makes it so valueable
why did I sell LGO feel like shit
>>61838195>christian>catholicsorry i vote for fags not trannies i can't be either
>>61838195Why do they need to make equity indices when every index is already an equity index?
>>61838191Pump my VXUS bags thank you
>>61838214Fees
>>61835685AREC. Goldman Stacks just disclosed they own 560k shares, up from 123k in November. Currently trading at $2.89. I have about 5000 shares, and if it goes down to $2.25 I'll buy 5000 more.
>>61838191because they have been pivoting away from oil and if you listen the conference call. they are done
Post some shadow-elite-approved stock tips >>61838201
>>61838191something like VXUS yeah. although it seems to have ~25% weight in emerging markets. maybe consider do you want that, there are ex-US etf's that are developed market only.
Who was the fucking retard shitting on oil stocks the other day because “oil keeps going down”?? Why are people so confident about something they have no idea about?
>>61838216What’s so bad about VXUS for a teeny bit of international exposure? I don’t have a huge chunk of it in my portfolio, like 10% max and it does alright for spreading out my sectors combo’d with VOO and SCHD.
>>61838231I boughted EXUS back in december just because I wanted an ETF that wasnt just "nvidia, apple, google, microsoft"
>>61837499BASED OIL PRODUCER
>>61838237That was cathie woods
>>61838237domestic oil going up is a pretty good bet with Iran in the crossairs and it doesnt give a shit about ai or bank issues
>>61838052called it
Uh oh stinky
>>61837992Don't jinx it.
are we buying the SATL warrants? SATLW
The DOW must not fall below 50k or it's all over. They'll investigate into Epstein and this will cascade into a marketcrash. This must not happen.
>>61838256Based
>>61838260I have epstein fatigue
>>61838242It's only recently being pumped. Look at all time, it looks like SOXL. I don't doubt it'll be pumped higher because of low P/E. But it looks like an international shitcoin. And if the US dumps it'll be back to sideways chopping. I'd rather keep risking on US with stop losses.
>>61838264Meant for >>61838255
>>61838244I did the same in late November.
>>61838255>dying volume>goes to $90>immediately dumps below $74lol you silverchomos are peak bonkers. you missed the top, hunnie.
>>61835999I wish i could have short Samsung but NO those chaboels dont trade outside of korea, even if you did its AGAINST THE LAW to borrow shares on this company. Those gooks are the reason we're in this mess to begin with. Even without the AI trade we would have seen HBM prices spike around this time regardless because of how fucking shitty they've been at making anything, not because of technical but cultural! There is overwhelming public evidence that Samsung Foundry has repeatedly and materially mis-represented their process nodes. In other words, PDKs are consistently wrong and this severely harms parametric yield. Jensen has been yelling at them since 2023 for better samples because they keep failing nvidia's QC. https://semianalysis.com/2022/04/17/samsung-electronics-cultural-issues/?utm_source=substack&utm_campaign=post_embed&utm_medium=web
>>61838265no you need to be heavily invested in the sex lives of horny teenagers and rich old men or else
>>61838289Ive been in PMs since silver was $32. Im doing fine.
>>61838306You'll hold til 32 too
>>61838272
>>61838295kek that pic
> QQQ
>>61838312Better than BTC
Micron back to 400, did you idiots actually panic sell the other day??
>>61838327I sold a couple of days ago so I don't know if I got a discount or not, but man am I glad I pivoted out of ORCX
>>61838327More like panic slurped
>>61838112Anons that invest in EWY will actually get rich.
>>61838327just another 5% until i break even
>>61838337I prefer flkr because of semi annual dividend instead of annual, pretty well identical otherwise and yes everyone in tech should have a South Korea etf
>buy single shares in rival companies in same industry>watch board meetings>vote against things that would be beneficial for those companiesI think I'm starting to like the stock market!
>>61838312Screenshot this post?
>>61838344I FUCKING KNEEL
I’ll bake
>>61838296bro they were eating people and you pay them taxesthis isnt going away
>>61838344>buy two shares>watch board meetings>vote against (you)>win
>>61838375>>61838375>>61838375
>buy shopify calls to bet on earnings>they beat and announce buybacks>down 12%this shit is so fucking gay
>>61838379ty
>>61838371lol i don't pay taxesalso I don't care at allmost people are no better than cattle anyway
>>61838327ALMOST
why is plby stock going up?
>>61838105>He literally owns a house hereThis should be illegal.
>>61838195present, but i'm a philosemetic protestant, like all /biz/raelis
