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>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61839648
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I've been viciously raped by a remorseless brute of a market force. Financially speaking of course.

Save me DAVE, save me!

DAVE, save me!
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>>61846128

Well then we are into where our gut takes us. Which is the difference between successful and unsuccessful investors. I won’t lie. I’m actually in a position where I can lose everything and have a lot of generational wealth coming to me soon. But that doesn’t mean I gamble carelessly. It just makes me maybe somewhat less desperate or anxious. You make better less emotional decisions when your life isn’t on the line so to speak.

I’m an old fag now. I was old in 2008! But wasn’t aware of investing at the time. Just busy working. But I was starting to become aware of monetary issues then.

In the end. It comes down to confidence. I came to this via my political affiliations and interests which I won’t go into let’s say. But from them I have absolutely no doubt. I’m in the right trade. It may be 6 months. Or even 2 years. But that’s it. It’s coming to a head and I know it for sure.
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What do you think would happen the first hours that OpenAI, Spacex or any other meme shit IPOs. Surely there woul be a huge pump and millions would be made rich.
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>>61846179

I don’t know Microbrain CEO. What do you think
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>>61846179
No way they pump like sandisk
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>>61846179
Insiders dump bags on exit liquidity baggots who will brag on r/wsb about how many shares HOOD has assigned them from the IPO and complain they couldn't get more, envious baggots in the making who didn't get to pre-register will then buy the initial baggots bags for silly money, non-investors will see these retard baggots making silly money easily and FOMO in, this is the top signal and it will probably be 3-6 months after IPO once two successive earnings reports confirm that they are unviable business models running on retard hype.
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>>61846179
Spacex's IPO will have an absurd price because Elon wants to be a trillionaire. And then it will dump like crazy.
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>>61846179
dump for sure, institutions want to unload their bags as soon as possible. everyone knows openAI is toxic and spaceX is gonna get looted by elon to prop up grok and tesla.
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>>61846173
DAVE’s not here man
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>>61846209
DAVE closed green today. He's cool.
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If I do nofap for 30 days am I legally allowed to rape a ho? My pupils will turn to hearts if that counts for anything
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>>61846179
I watched a valuation crawl along the edge of an IPO prospectus.

An $800 billion dream balanced on the blade of a redlined S-1, teetering between innovation and annihilation. This is my dream. This is my nightmare.
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>>61846026
>my country had the luxury to move away from manufacturing by off loading that responsibility to some shithole country instead
>my country has the strongest economy on the planet in parts because of our moat in products that other countries haven't managed to sufficiently replicate
>our stock market dictates the pace of the global economy because everyone is or wants to be invested in it
>I want to piss all of that away for an insulated autarky where 90% of my population sits in front of a conveyor belt and assemble door hinges or whatever

How about you invest more in Trump coin, retarded migger lol
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>>61846175
speaking on gold: you should own more mine developers then. as they rerate to producers over the years they should be valued better than current producers, unless they're drilling and get lucky. 2021 sucked a lot for developers as the inflationary shock of mine buildouts and further dilutions increased drawdowns. Heap leach setups seem pretty desirable at the moment. I own liberty gold, rio2, and tiernan for devs.
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My forward volatility forecasts silver at 52-68 by July, with a slight bias towards higher values
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The market went down today because _____
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>roth index go up
>my battles just get harder every day and the demons of this world keep attacking good karma warriors like me trying to uplift my fellow humans

Bogleheading isn't about money it's like living like guts every day. Bogle haters can keep hating this is the stairway to heaven out of hell.
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Why are there so many brown people in here that have no interest in stocks, but are simply obsessed with spamming "America will fall in 2 more weeks, trust the plan"?
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>>61846289
same reasons there's so many koreans sperging about microns HBM4 output right now.
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>>61846236
we're going to replace factory niggers with a droid army and mine asteroids while euro faggots get beheaded and replaced. The entire galaxy belongs to America.
The US already has control over more untapped commodities and mineral wealth than the entirety of the old world.
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Every bull gets everything he wants, and I wanted a dip. For my slurps they gave me one. Brought it right up just like room service. It was a real choice dip, and when it was over I'd never want another. It was going to be the worst rate hike in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Two weeks away and hundreds of bepis that snaked through the Eccles building like a circuit breaker that plugged straight into Jerome Powell. It was no accident that Nancy bought puts, any more than I bought calls. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story is a confession, then so is mine.
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>>61846307
Do you enjoy historical marble statues
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>>61846209
David Soxl is here though!
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>>61846321
kino
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>>61846271
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>>61846236
All of that is good until your women go fucking insane, children start becoming retarded and unable to read or do basic math, your population gets replaced by mystery meat and your enemies become your main weapons supplier.

It's like a heroin addict saying why would you ever give up heroin? Heroin is great until you're forced to prostitute yourself or end up overdosing.
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Reminder, as we move into Friday, that stonks will be closed this coming Monday.
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>>61846343
thank god. btc chuds, assemble!
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>>61846322
what kind of question is that
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>>61846343
fuck this is bad, gives them more time to fuck up
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>>61846271
Europe getting rid of Mastercard and Visa? Doesn't that also screw over a lot of US banks?
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>>61846343
>Bibi in D.C. Demanding WWIII
>Iran military action over the long weekend
>EU, China & Japan sells off US securities Monday.
>Black Tuesday is coming
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>>61846209
hey pendejo open up the door I got the stuff.
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>>61846374
Nothing will happen
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>>61846307
where's your Trump phone, bro? I thought it was American made, bro. What's up with that, huh?
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>>61846353
Your scamcoin is dead, sell everything before you're forced to bag-hold.
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>another test of 7000 and another sell off
If this isn't distribution I don't know what is.
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FUCK
I had multiple opportunities to reduce my exposure the last month.
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bondi marking the picotop by deflecting from the epstein files with "The Dow is over 50,000!"
PLEASE
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>>61846412
sad. we didn't even get a bondi over 50k edition /smg/
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Is the anon heavy in gold, silver and miners with a polish wife still here?
How are you, anon?
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>>61846156
I bought PLUG stocks thinking hydrogen was the future. Now this specific company is crashing. I am trying to sell my shares, im an amateur so i am not opted in to options trading. But now I have this open position I have to buy that won't leave my screen? I am repeatedly trying to sell my PLUG stock but they wont fucking disappear and gove my money back. It just keeps asking for more fucking money.
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jerome please
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>>61846371
Europe is irrelevant. This general is the only place I ever see Europe mentioned ever.
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>>61846354
Yes or no? And post hands
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>>61846314
Can't say which one, but I do significant business with a company that reports earnings tomorrow.
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Pls inflation lower, I don’t know how long I can go on bros… I need billionaires to pump my bags so I can live off the market which is considered respectable unlike living off the government
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So are we just going to wait until tomorrow before all our assets goes into the toilet. For god sake just get over with it.
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>>61846460
>accidentally inversed himself and made money
kek. you're short, you have to buy the shares back to close the position. you originally sold instead of bought and you sold more when you tried to sell what you thought you bought.
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>>61846480
oh yeah?
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>>61846481
Inflation going to be 4%+ even oil has been climbing from 55 to 65.
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>>61846485
What? I have to purchase over 200 usd of this shit? This is over 400 aud, i dont want any of this stress. Im not opted in to options or futures trading because i have mental illness.
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>>61846480
Wendy’s?
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>>61846498
Trolling or nah? Either way pretty funny
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>>61846485
>be a literal retard
>end up making money in the market
Gonna have to look up the best ways to get brain damage
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>>61846471
Marble statues were not invented in the US so no I do not give a fuck
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>>61846485
So i just made money by closjng this position by ordering to buy more PLUG when the company is officially going broke and people are unable to sell their shares?
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> futures
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>>61846530
don't spend it all in one place
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>>61846494
He sucks dicks for $12 a pop behind Wendy's.
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Silver bros we are so back!
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>>61846530
>These are the anons giving you financial advice
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>>61846536
How do I end this cycle? Do I 'close position' or do I 'sell' because I tried both and they are not working.
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>>61846544
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>>61846560
CLOSE POSITION

You are either the luckiest retard on this board today or the most skilful troll I have seen in some time.
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should i lump sum $9.6k into tsm if it drops to $360? am i being retarded?
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>>61846542
is that bullish or bearish?
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>>61846570
To 'close position' the next screen says I have to buy more, which is something I don't want to do.
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>>61846576
Bullish for Mazda
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>>61846576
Its kinda like the ancient oracle, you interpret the market force futures determined on the omens.

If he spits then it is bearish but if he swallows your seed then we are in for a golden bull market that'll grab you by the balls and twist, in a good way.
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Andy Jassy is a financial terrorist
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if there was a polymarket bet for which country will achieve less than 25% literacy rates first, i would buy australia
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we're on pages 9, 8, 6, 4, and 1
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>>61846631
those are rookie number you got to pump those numbers up
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>>61846480
>>61846494
>>61846542
I'm also bullish wendy's. I love their food and the biggie bags are really cheap. Anyone who hates wendy's hates america and they deserve to lose money.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/wendys-tweets-image-of-hate-meme-pepe-the-frog/
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QUADS
AND
THE
MARKET
EXPLAUDS
(UP)

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH SMIGGERS
SLURP OR MISS THE GAP UP TUESDAY
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Trying to convert my usd to aud and this kind of bullshit shows up. What a fucking joke of a system
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>>61846669
Ok homo
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>>61846667
amazing pic you're doing the lords work anon
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He guys thought I would keep you updated: I still can’t stop shidding and farding
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>>61846670
Faggot
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>>61846700
Thank you for the update, Market.
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silver and silver mini accessories
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>soxl down 7%
>snxx up 15%
this is the one
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>>61846745
somebody call epstein cuz those minors are getting fucked!
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>>61846746
Yes, time to buy SOXL weeklies. Might wait until end of day tomorrow
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>>61846535
Fuck man, what does this mean for open tomorrow? Will my SOXL calls print?
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>2 more weeks and it's over for Elon!
>keeps winning
Why shouldn't I buy his companies again?
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Bunch of fucking mutts, indians and jews running this fucking scam artist system, you will all fucking burn in hell.
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>>61846801
you sound like your pussy needs sex
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I'm still whoopin
All throughout the town
Gonna let them know
I don't f*** around
I whoop that a**
Until its all shitty
Spank that a**
Like you owe me three fitty


No I ain't playing
I'm here to whoop a**
Whoop that a**
No time for lunch break
I'm the one who brings you pain in the night
I'll whoop that a** till the morning light
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Is Coinbase going out of business??



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