pinterest edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/>>61839648
I've been viciously raped by a remorseless brute of a market force. Financially speaking of course.Save me DAVE, save me!DAVE, save me!
>>61846128Well then we are into where our gut takes us. Which is the difference between successful and unsuccessful investors. I won’t lie. I’m actually in a position where I can lose everything and have a lot of generational wealth coming to me soon. But that doesn’t mean I gamble carelessly. It just makes me maybe somewhat less desperate or anxious. You make better less emotional decisions when your life isn’t on the line so to speak.I’m an old fag now. I was old in 2008! But wasn’t aware of investing at the time. Just busy working. But I was starting to become aware of monetary issues then.In the end. It comes down to confidence. I came to this via my political affiliations and interests which I won’t go into let’s say. But from them I have absolutely no doubt. I’m in the right trade. It may be 6 months. Or even 2 years. But that’s it. It’s coming to a head and I know it for sure.
What do you think would happen the first hours that OpenAI, Spacex or any other meme shit IPOs. Surely there woul be a huge pump and millions would be made rich.
>>61846179I don’t know Microbrain CEO. What do you think
>>61846179No way they pump like sandisk
>>61846179Insiders dump bags on exit liquidity baggots who will brag on r/wsb about how many shares HOOD has assigned them from the IPO and complain they couldn't get more, envious baggots in the making who didn't get to pre-register will then buy the initial baggots bags for silly money, non-investors will see these retard baggots making silly money easily and FOMO in, this is the top signal and it will probably be 3-6 months after IPO once two successive earnings reports confirm that they are unviable business models running on retard hype.
>>61846179Spacex's IPO will have an absurd price because Elon wants to be a trillionaire. And then it will dump like crazy.
>>61846179dump for sure, institutions want to unload their bags as soon as possible. everyone knows openAI is toxic and spaceX is gonna get looted by elon to prop up grok and tesla.
>>61846173DAVE’s not here man
>>61846209DAVE closed green today. He's cool.
If I do nofap for 30 days am I legally allowed to rape a ho? My pupils will turn to hearts if that counts for anything
>>61846179I watched a valuation crawl along the edge of an IPO prospectus.An $800 billion dream balanced on the blade of a redlined S-1, teetering between innovation and annihilation. This is my dream. This is my nightmare.
>>61846026>my country had the luxury to move away from manufacturing by off loading that responsibility to some shithole country instead>my country has the strongest economy on the planet in parts because of our moat in products that other countries haven't managed to sufficiently replicate>our stock market dictates the pace of the global economy because everyone is or wants to be invested in it>I want to piss all of that away for an insulated autarky where 90% of my population sits in front of a conveyor belt and assemble door hinges or whateverHow about you invest more in Trump coin, retarded migger lol
>>61846175speaking on gold: you should own more mine developers then. as they rerate to producers over the years they should be valued better than current producers, unless they're drilling and get lucky. 2021 sucked a lot for developers as the inflationary shock of mine buildouts and further dilutions increased drawdowns. Heap leach setups seem pretty desirable at the moment. I own liberty gold, rio2, and tiernan for devs.
My forward volatility forecasts silver at 52-68 by July, with a slight bias towards higher values
The market went down today because _____
>roth index go up>my battles just get harder every day and the demons of this world keep attacking good karma warriors like me trying to uplift my fellow humansBogleheading isn't about money it's like living like guts every day. Bogle haters can keep hating this is the stairway to heaven out of hell.
Why are there so many brown people in here that have no interest in stocks, but are simply obsessed with spamming "America will fall in 2 more weeks, trust the plan"?
>>61846289same reasons there's so many koreans sperging about microns HBM4 output right now.
>>61846236we're going to replace factory niggers with a droid army and mine asteroids while euro faggots get beheaded and replaced. The entire galaxy belongs to America.The US already has control over more untapped commodities and mineral wealth than the entirety of the old world.
Every bull gets everything he wants, and I wanted a dip. For my slurps they gave me one. Brought it right up just like room service. It was a real choice dip, and when it was over I'd never want another. It was going to be the worst rate hike in the world and I didn't even know it yet. Two weeks away and hundreds of bepis that snaked through the Eccles building like a circuit breaker that plugged straight into Jerome Powell. It was no accident that Nancy bought puts, any more than I bought calls. There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story is a confession, then so is mine.
>>61846307Do you enjoy historical marble statues
>>61846209David Soxl is here though!
>>61846321kino
>>61846271
>>61846236All of that is good until your women go fucking insane, children start becoming retarded and unable to read or do basic math, your population gets replaced by mystery meat and your enemies become your main weapons supplier.It's like a heroin addict saying why would you ever give up heroin? Heroin is great until you're forced to prostitute yourself or end up overdosing.
Reminder, as we move into Friday, that stonks will be closed this coming Monday.
>>61846343thank god. btc chuds, assemble!
>>61846322what kind of question is that
>>61846343fuck this is bad, gives them more time to fuck up
>>61846271Europe getting rid of Mastercard and Visa? Doesn't that also screw over a lot of US banks?
>>61846343>Bibi in D.C. Demanding WWIII>Iran military action over the long weekend>EU, China & Japan sells off US securities Monday.>Black Tuesday is coming
>>61846209hey pendejo open up the door I got the stuff.
>>61846374Nothing will happen
>>61846307where's your Trump phone, bro? I thought it was American made, bro. What's up with that, huh?
>>61846353Your scamcoin is dead, sell everything before you're forced to bag-hold.
>another test of 7000 and another sell offIf this isn't distribution I don't know what is.
FUCKI had multiple opportunities to reduce my exposure the last month.
bondi marking the picotop by deflecting from the epstein files with "The Dow is over 50,000!"PLEASE
>>61846412sad. we didn't even get a bondi over 50k edition /smg/
Is the anon heavy in gold, silver and miners with a polish wife still here?How are you, anon?
>>61846156I bought PLUG stocks thinking hydrogen was the future. Now this specific company is crashing. I am trying to sell my shares, im an amateur so i am not opted in to options trading. But now I have this open position I have to buy that won't leave my screen? I am repeatedly trying to sell my PLUG stock but they wont fucking disappear and gove my money back. It just keeps asking for more fucking money.
jerome please
>>61846371Europe is irrelevant. This general is the only place I ever see Europe mentioned ever.
>>61846354Yes or no? And post hands
>>61846314Can't say which one, but I do significant business with a company that reports earnings tomorrow.
Pls inflation lower, I don’t know how long I can go on bros… I need billionaires to pump my bags so I can live off the market which is considered respectable unlike living off the government
So are we just going to wait until tomorrow before all our assets goes into the toilet. For god sake just get over with it.
>>61846460>accidentally inversed himself and made moneykek. you're short, you have to buy the shares back to close the position. you originally sold instead of bought and you sold more when you tried to sell what you thought you bought.
>>61846480oh yeah?
>>61846481Inflation going to be 4%+ even oil has been climbing from 55 to 65.
>>61846485What? I have to purchase over 200 usd of this shit? This is over 400 aud, i dont want any of this stress. Im not opted in to options or futures trading because i have mental illness.
>>61846480Wendy’s?
>>61846498Trolling or nah? Either way pretty funny
>>61846485>be a literal retard>end up making money in the marketGonna have to look up the best ways to get brain damage
>>61846471Marble statues were not invented in the US so no I do not give a fuck
>>61846485So i just made money by closjng this position by ordering to buy more PLUG when the company is officially going broke and people are unable to sell their shares?
> futures
>>61846530don't spend it all in one place
>>61846494He sucks dicks for $12 a pop behind Wendy's.
Silver bros we are so back!
>>61846530>These are the anons giving you financial advice
>>61846536How do I end this cycle? Do I 'close position' or do I 'sell' because I tried both and they are not working.
>>61846544
>>61846560CLOSE POSITIONYou are either the luckiest retard on this board today or the most skilful troll I have seen in some time.
should i lump sum $9.6k into tsm if it drops to $360? am i being retarded?
>>61846542is that bullish or bearish?
>>61846570To 'close position' the next screen says I have to buy more, which is something I don't want to do.
>>61846576Bullish for Mazda
>>61846576Its kinda like the ancient oracle, you interpret the market force futures determined on the omens.If he spits then it is bearish but if he swallows your seed then we are in for a golden bull market that'll grab you by the balls and twist, in a good way.
Andy Jassy is a financial terrorist
if there was a polymarket bet for which country will achieve less than 25% literacy rates first, i would buy australia
we're on pages 9, 8, 6, 4, and 1
>>61846631those are rookie number you got to pump those numbers up
>>61846480>>61846494>>61846542I'm also bullish wendy's. I love their food and the biggie bags are really cheap. Anyone who hates wendy's hates america and they deserve to lose money.https://www.timesofisrael.com/wendys-tweets-image-of-hate-meme-pepe-the-frog/
QUADSANDTHEMARKETEXPLAUDS(UP)HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH SMIGGERSSLURP OR MISS THE GAP UP TUESDAY
Trying to convert my usd to aud and this kind of bullshit shows up. What a fucking joke of a system
>>61846669Ok homo
>>61846667amazing pic you're doing the lords work anon
He guys thought I would keep you updated: I still can’t stop shidding and farding
>>61846670Faggot
>>61846700Thank you for the update, Market.
silver and silver mini accessories
>soxl down 7%>snxx up 15%this is the one
>>61846745somebody call epstein cuz those minors are getting fucked!
>>61846746Yes, time to buy SOXL weeklies. Might wait until end of day tomorrow
>>61846535Fuck man, what does this mean for open tomorrow? Will my SOXL calls print?
>2 more weeks and it's over for Elon!>keeps winningWhy shouldn't I buy his companies again?
Bunch of fucking mutts, indians and jews running this fucking scam artist system, you will all fucking burn in hell.
>>61846801you sound like your pussy needs sex
I'm still whoopinAll throughout the townGonna let them knowI don't f*** aroundI whoop that a**Until its all shittySpank that a**Like you owe me three fittyNo I ain't playingI'm here to whoop a**Whoop that a**No time for lunch breakI'm the one who brings you pain in the nightI'll whoop that a** till the morning light
Is Coinbase going out of business??
Really wish I had sold all my shitstocks back in october, then sold everything else 3 weeks ago. Big OOF. We are going the fuck down areern't we?I wonder if this will be a good buying opportunity though since Micron's earnings will be 80% bigger in march, or if it's just going to cascade odwn because chart pattern and market are shitty as fuck for some reason.
>>61846866inshallah
What the fuck am I doing wrong? I see headlines about how the average american has $900 in savings etc. I have $140,000, and I make $130,000 per year. Yet when I run the numbers, I have zero (0) chance of any kind of class mobility literally ever. Median home price is $400,000, and even if I obliterate my savings with a $100k down payment, my monthly payment would be over $3k, and even that is still just an average house located among untermenschen who will make your life hell. I have almost $5k of surplus income each month and there's literally nothing I can do with it to improve my quality of life, except save it for 10+ years and hope to christ it's enough to buy a decent house in a decent neighborhood.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>61846781tomorrow is going to be as red as my asshole after mexican food.
>>61846939Tell me when amazon bottoms
I miss 90s local dj prank callshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k45b5LX23TY
>>61846958This is the cheapest Amazon has been since 2006. I am a community member at these numbers, and im scared to sell covered calls because it might rip one day.
>>61846929>What the fuck am I doing wrong?Nothing you are way ahead of 90%. Just keep doing what you are doing, saving, investing, stay healthy, and keep investing in yourself. The population is easier to control with constant stress, bad news, distraction, redirection. Don't fall for it. Buying a house is not some magic answer.
>>61846929They make these things called options and you can buy them Monday through Friday during market hours. Also $3k is too high for that amount. Even a $500k home with 20% down would be under 2500 a month.
>>61846464He will fix the stock market computer don't worry. David Soxl will help
>>61846465Aldi is very relevant to my dumpwater redneck florida town
WHY DID AMAZON HAVE TO RUG YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING NIGGERS MY LIFE COULD HAVE STARTED IF IT HIT $260. ANTHROPIC HAS THE BEST MODELS BUT BOOMERS STILL ONLY KNOW GPT
>>61846972>>61846958Pelosi recently bought calls for Amazon, for what it's worth.
>>61847000Anthropic is ass
>>61847017It’s the best in software dev
>>61847023I'm a software engineer and I switched to gpt-5.2 because claude is ass
AMZN would be a good buy if we hit 2023 levels. I'd lile to see more layoffs and automation in the wage cages though.
grok convinced me to forgo msft and amazon and go straight into tsm.
>>61846929nothing, everything just sucks
is GOOGL a buy yet?!?
>>61847032go into TSM while it is fucking 370you are late
>>61847017>>61847029Claude is going fuck GPT in the ass. Even normie office workers are ranting and raving about claude. It is going to IPO first and be the reason why GPT will bite the dust.
Anyone wanna head down to the Regal Beagle for a drink?
>>61847000>anthropicthey tried making us use that shit at work. it's horrible.
>>61847047>claude. It is going to IPO firstWhen
When my UUUU position hits 200% again (currently 175) I'm liquidating all my big profit positions and side lining myself until a big drop or the drop happens.
>>61847100>when my uuuu hits 200% again Im going to sellAnon, I..
>>61847000Checked retard
>>6184697080s/90s radio really was peakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKNjxliFTl4
>>61847041set a buy limit at $340. used gemini and grok to argue against each other. $320-$330 would seem better tho.
Does anyone else feel like the market is controlled by absolute fucking niggers?I kept losing on puts over and over so I finally went long and I just lost my ass on calls.
>>61847140>used gemini and grok to argue against each otherlol?
>>61847142I don’t think stock equity is particularly high in the African American community
I have 1500 cash available in a tfsa I completely forgot aboutwhat do I buy in that's cheap and likely to rise a lot? mining stocks seem good with the current precious metals prices and if Trump gets moving on more mineral/resource extraction right?
>>61847147yeah why not? that $322 wick would've made me nut if i had set it to $330 yesterday.
>>61847142The trick to puts is to have several strike dates so you never get blown out over a random green day. If the market does rip upwards, you can sell some of your longer dated puts (which are less impacted due to most of their value being theta) and use it to buy more of the shorter dated puts. When the market goes down, you realize some profits on your short term puts and put the rest of the money back into your further dated ones. Rinse and repeat, its definitely a degen gambler strat, but its pretty good at making sure you never lose too much at once over a green day. This doesnt work unless the market is choppy or entering a bear market though. And to answer your question, yes it does feel like that but its actually ran by jews. Market is rigged to the upside because boomers kissed the wall and the fed has been busy killing the USD for the past 100 years.
>>61847161PCG, minerals are fucked for awhile after that runup
>>61847047Normies fawned over gpt too until they realized how dumb it really is (ironically because its trained off their own retarded reddit posts).
