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black tuesday cancelled edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/: 61865930
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It's over
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Where the FUCK is my Hecla earnings??
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I LOVE SWIFTIE SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
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>>61867311
Hag lover
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my investments are with mature minors. they will grow up.
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Silver mining dies tonight
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Silver @ 73.
Miners lackluster

Silverbros....
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Fuck niggers

Lumentum to the moon at light speed

Fuck niggers

Amen
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>KMB shares plunge 2% on no news
Make it make sense. The fundamentals of the diapconomy are strong.
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Tempted to add to zim at this point, it's basically a guaranteed 25%
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>>61867345
Business is shit right now
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>>61867347
the jews and their one god have yet to approve the sale
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>>61867238
+.38 poo cent
Green is green
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MSFT sex
sex with MSFT
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>>61867238
>+2.23%
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>DING DING DING DING DING!
How did it go today SMG?
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>>61867366
We are EXACT IDENTICAL POO SCENT 2day.
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> ARM
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>HL

Kek
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>>61867353
Invest in DAX, you say?
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>>61867387
:D
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>jobs numbers SMASHES expectations - RECORD BREAKING jobs added, recession averted, market RALLIES
>oopsie we overestimated job growth for 2025 by over one million
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IS IT HECLING OVER?
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>>61867375
Can't buy.
Fuck you.
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>>61867403
Yeah it might be hecling over for us
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>>61867396
What about all these job openings left by the illegals we sent back to their shit hole countries?
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Maybe I should move into ARMG right now
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You didn’t sell at the bottom today right?
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>>61867375
Oh great another crypto and I think I saw this one shilled yesterday....sigh another potential escape into GMI land missed
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>>61867409
>What about all these job openings left by the illegals we sent back to their shit hole countries?
Do you even have to ask?
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>>61867409
>>61867409


Automated to shit or cut out

Seen that first hand with a drone swarm picking fucking avocado in bell glades
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>>61867403
>>61867408
>>61867393
Where the fuck is it? Can't these niggers do anything right and upload their damn earnings report
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>>61867353
that should be bullish for diapers
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When I got in the shower, SPY was at its intra-day low. By the time I'd finished my morning toilette, it had already pumped back up and left me sidelined. My shower must be built upon an ancient Indian burial plot. I am seriously fucking cursed.
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oh no no no the priced in niggers were right!
minors can't get it up!
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>>61867458
Miner bros should have been watching newmont in the gold blowoff top last year. I did. I knew what was coming. They got shilled by ta fags and idiots.
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>called the sandisk top on friday
>"but what if it rips on tuesday"
>it dumped instead
Never ever question TA, faggots.
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>>61867338
>another stock that was only posted once inthe last month
Kek
/biz/baggies.
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>>61867473
I tried to explain to them that the miner's doubling in price and the analysts doubling their expectations was the literal definition of "priced in" but they called me a retarded fag
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>>61867482
>cost to get silver out of the ground 11.28$ per ounce
>cost to get gold out of the ground 2029$ per ounce
they are printing cash
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>>61867458
SILVER MINERS CAN'T PUMP
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Daily reminder: NIGGERS AND JEWS

INVOOST
IN
ACCORDANCE
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>>61867482
Oh yeah, I have $2400 worth of leaps on them, forgot their ER was today, could use some copium after the $500 swing

>>61867497
Why is the cost of gold so high to get it out of the ground? One would think it would have a similar profile to silver and it's just a matter of the finished commodity being worth more
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>>61867429
No shit? You mean we really don't have a use for niggers and wetbacks anymore? I could cry boss.
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>>61867535
>Why is the cost of gold so high to get it out of the ground? One would think it would have a similar profile to silver and it's just a matter of the finished commodity being worth more
depends on how much gold ore you have per ton
low ore grade more digging more expensive
high ore grade less digging less expensive for the same amount of gold
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>HL up 2.68% after hours
Woooooowwwwwww
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>>61867535
HL has profit sharing agreements with their employees and high capex. Shareholders get paid last
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MUbros how are we doing, had a hard day of talking with Claude Code so I couldn't watch the price during the day.
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>>61867584
Fucking raped. I need to either move off MUU until we show a clear trend reversal or move off to something else that has momentum
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>>61867545
Other than shitty food apparently they still have uses for a certain political party still I imagine.
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>>61867576
>>61867568
There's also TECK who has their ER tomorrow morning.
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>>61867584
it's fine, consolidating, the only people freaking out are fucking retards that levered up at the top
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>>61867568
The sector will rise as expected, seasonal & such
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>>61867584
Movements of less than 3% a day are trivial, unless it goes on for a week or two. That's what trailing stop loss orders are for.

>>61867589
Stay the hell away from those leveraged ETF's anon. They reset every day and your actual gains are more like 40-50% of the stock in exchange for twice the important downside. It isn't worth it.
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>>61867599
I gotta slurp up some more these days, we have exactly a month left until earnings.
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>>61867592
Well lets just say hypothetically that political party was there to hand out gibs and shit for these niggers and wetbacks, but we just got rid of all of the niggers and wetbacks, would we even have a need for this political party boss?
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If you have lived through the rise of the internet you know why it became so popular. You also know that using the internet wasn't cool. Knowing technlogy meant punishment. But the internet was here to stay. And there was one important factor who drove this rise of the internet that will inevitably make AI successful no matter what doomers say.
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>NVDA announces multigenerational pertnership with META
AAAAA I'M GONNA INVOOOOST
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>>61867620
What kind of drugs are you using?
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>HECLA

OOOoooo....
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>>61867606
I need to shake my leverage addiction I suppose and get used to to before I bought it during its run up
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>>61867620
Yeah if you just bought MSFT INTC and CSCO in 1999 you would have been fine. The safe plays
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ZIM just casually leaving another 30% on the table
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>>61867627
thank you for you concern. Right now I am hooked at pic related and it has been going out of hand pretty quickly so I gonna stop after the next 2 bottles.
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>>61867409
Who's going to take care of our kids in Minnesota now?
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Owari da, silvuminels
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>>61867652
Oh okay. I understand now. Ossie?
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>>61867624
kek are they stupid? what about the AI bubble?
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>>61867656
idgaf let the trannys take care of it boss
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>>61867684
All your male friends are more beautiful than you aren't they?

>>61867637
and yet you would've been still "right" with your prediction in 1999
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>>61867690
>AI bubble
no such thing my negro
society is still in the denial phase
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>>61867690
>bubble
anon we are replacing everyone with AI.
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when you ask AI to compare itself to the railroads or internet it answers with "I need more power, give me more power"
So I think this is not a dotcom bubble this is Skynet taking over.
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The US imported eggs from Turkey. Next will be BEEF.
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why is worldcom laying all this fiber optic if it's a bubble?
checkmate, bobo
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>>61867805
Tue
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>>61867810
do you have gay sex in your telegram?
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>>61867629
Trust the plan. Miners are still outperforming NASDACK and S&P despite this near complete correction.
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>>61867805
who
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>>61867624
>+0.9%
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>>61867824
guy is named chocofinger
definitely some bum play involved
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>>61867824
So far there have been no requests to publish this material.. But we are business people always open to new horizons.
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So regarding my person it is quite simple:
I do not have any knowledge of anything.
I use uncessecary amounts of leverage without real diverification to the extent that I have never gone this far.
My mental health is not good wich is the whole explanation for me doing this.
I am already in the red even though I bought this dip like 1.5% down from here.

We will see how it goes. This is my gift to you. Ofc I will not be here tomorrow to be laughed at or whatever.

But at least someone here is taking some risk.
All these years I always thought "wtf are these retarded gooners talking about" pathetic losers
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>>61867887
oh and it's above six figs
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I know myself if I lose I'm not gonna sit here chatting with u for a while lmao
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the spezi is already preparation for another round of alcoholism kek
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I've just invested all my cash. I'm sick and tired of waiting for the big correction.

Now I'll sleep when market open, and I'll only check Bitcoin price when i need a good laugh.

Good luck fellow investors. When I check my stocks next time I'm sure I'll have good news for you all
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>>61867908
Well? What did you invest in?
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>>61867908
See you at -50%
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Do we need this many faggot tripfags?
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>>61867908
holy top signal. ai bubble popping imminently.
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>>61867908
hehehe
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>>61867908
he buyed?
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greg abel just dumped AMZN and picked up DPZ
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>Blackmail threats is how the father/son duo plans to take the legacy studio from the streaming giant. It may work. The father is evil but the son somehow is worse. “Warner Bros. Studios”/Larry and David Ellison/”Netflix” (Why Paramount may soon pull ahead of Netflix in battle for Warner Bros. Discovery)
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>>61867887
Did you copypasta this from Baggie? This could have been written by him. With minor tweeks
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>>61867887
>My mental health is not good wich is the whole explanation for me doing this.

Yeah tranny shooters use the same logic, it's a solid line of reasoning.
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>>61867943
I have played so much poker in my life I am physically incapable to not cut my losses at some point in tme
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>>61867951
Double negative?
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>>61867955
extremely weakish paper hands typed this
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just found out the girl i'm dating has been with a black guy
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>>61867963
Rape them both
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>>61867959
Who says I'm typing?
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>>61867966
why don't you just take your pills
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>>61867963
congratulations on being single now. protection of capital is the most important thing.
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>my stock portfolio
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>my crypto portfolio
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>job market
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>>61867988
what the going rate for a goth gf haram these days?
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>>61867993
How do I get this job market?
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>get in zoomie we are going to the moon
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>>61867998
I would give my left nut for that second girl.
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NVDA earnings next week what a time to be alive
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>>61868015
This is the dip before the golden age generational bullrun thank you Nvidia
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If the economy is doing so great, why is the Fed pumping $16 billion into it?
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>>61868019
Oh wait, that's just 0.658% of the total dollar circulation. Peanuts in a bag.
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>>61867988
>>61867993
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> futures
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>>61867998
goth gfs are halal
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>>61868019
it'd be doing better if the fed was pumping $16 trillion into it, you're right.
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>>61867977
Babe I just need you
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>>61867299
hehe
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>>61868018
this but unironically
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>>61868018
nvda earnings should coincide with the silver bubble finished popping. so, checks out we are good to go then.
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>>61868058
I was being sincere althobeeverit
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>>61868074
Your search - althobeeverit - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Make sure that all words are spelled correctly.
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>>61868089
this poster is brown
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if it weren't for PINS I would be so green and comfy right now
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>>61867299
How do I calculate the 50 day trend?
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So how do I get a dopemine hit out of this game? I need to leverage the fuck out of something but don't know how to pass the entrance exam the apps give you.
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>Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway announces it sold 77% of its Amazon stake in Q4 2025, worth $1.7 billion.
Yep, MAGS isn't going green anytime soon.
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>>61868015
>>61868018
Sorry anons. I'm waiting for it to dip so I can buy more so that means it's gonna blast off to the moon. Hope you already got some.
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>>61867618
I'm convinced the vast majority of the entire democrat party is a carefully constructed house of lies based on censorship, thought control, criminals and illegal immigrants.

Recent evidence after they lost twitter has proven me right. I'm sure it goes deeper than that
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Uhh

Do silver buyers really buy silver at $90 when it's only worth $73, cope by calling it a premium and then turn around and can't sell it for more than $65?

Holy shit. I need to become a silver dealer lmao
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I just realized that I just bought back NVDA like 10% more expensive then when I sold it back in 2024 at the "bubble top" .

So the guy who bought it from me probably made -50% but hero'ed all the way through to now sell it to me for a whopping 10% profit.
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>>61867600
>increased production after winter will lead to increases in price
you niggers sure are dumb
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>>61868174
The fair price of silver is eleven dollars per oz since its a mining byproduct
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>>61868174
Thats called the bid/ask spread, but yes, dealer premiums are a thing.
You could probably buy it at 60-70% spot if people are desperate to sell (not sure how to authenticate it)
Plus industrial inputs need it regardless of price
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>>61867375
Down 0.43%
The real gains that matter are the friends we make on our journey.
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>>61867993
>dating market
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>>61868174
Yes. Physical silverbaggies will never sell and don't even care about bid/ask spreads. They're coin hoarders, gold gremlins, low liquidity morons. But it literally does not matter because they're never going to sell it anyway. They have no interest in gains, just a love for sparkly shit. They shouldn't even be on /biz/ , /fa/ is more their speed.
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>>61868174
Yes, most metal buyers are getting scammed at step zero of the investing process when they choose physical over digital.
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Gold is fairly valued at $5k. Silver will soon be fairly valued at $200. Your pessimism reassures me.
Thankyou for your attention on this matter.
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>>61868180
an hero
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>>61868219
Perch as in fish? yuck
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>>61867839
I will never make it anon. It's over for me, -6% that -7% i'm done i beheemed myself
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>>61868219
Considering that the men with extremely tiny hats seem to love a GSR of 1:100, wouldn't this set silver's price to $50?
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>>61868219
>1:25 ratio
you mean 5000 and 500 for a 1:10 ratio, right?
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Silver will get heemed when Sam Altman oopsies and cancels OpenAIs orders by 90% because he ran out of funderinos
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>>61867839
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>>61868233
W...what about copper? There must still be a case for copper
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>>61868242
Back to normal. Copper can’t keep going or else aluminum becomes a substitute. It’s run as far as it can go
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>>61868226
it's a centuries long struggle between tiny hats and queue ponytails
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ZIM bros
are we gambling on the dip?
could be a free 8 bucks a share
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YOUTUBE IS DOWN
>"PLEASE SA'AR WE NEED MORE H1B1'S SA'AR PLEASE THIS ISN'T ABOUT CHEAP LABAOR SA'AR WE PROMISE WE NEED ONLY THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST FROM INDIA PLEASE STOP LAUGHING SAAAAAR WE NEED MORE H1B1'S SAAAAAAAR!
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>>61867935
What fags.
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>>61868298
works on my machine boss
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>>61868306
https://downdetector.com/status/youtube/
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I was just going to come here and say the same, I can look at my history but my homepage is blank. Im in Washington state
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Did cloudflare just shit the bed?
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>>61868327
same thing here on the other side of the world
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>>61868330
its just an update saar
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>>61868333
Checked, goog going to be down 75% tomorrow confirmed
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>>61868330
The timeline just shifted again
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>>61868330
again?
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I just wanted to watch my cop slop while I do my squats.
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Software is out.
Hardware is in.
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>>61868330
Am I gonna get another sweet clownstrike dip to slurp?
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At least something went up today
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Hard to tell what to do with my paychecks these days. No sector is reliably making steady progress right now.
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>>61868339
up 75% confirmed

youtube going down disrupting this much just proves how ingrained in daily life it is, thus proving GOOG's value
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>>61868376
Shits fucked yo
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Jootube still down on my 5g network
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>>61868387
Then down 200% when politicians say yt is too big for one company to handle and bring out the anti-trust laws
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i thought revanced youtube stopped working. hopefully this causes goog to drop to $290 and bounce back. ps i hate working with white women.
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This is partly why I archive so many of the channels I like on yt
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>>61868405
>ps i hate working with white women.
Ive never felt a comment more than this. Godspeed anon. For all of us.
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> Be moron
> Sell Puts on Amazon
> Price drops 10% in one day, Get assigned
> Sell Calls on Amazon
> Price appreciates past strike , get assigned.
Andy Jassy touched me inappropriately during summer camp
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>>61868412
>watch what you put on social media
>puts this on social media, saying they hate a particular group
Whoops!
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>>61867426
You think AI actually does anything? Lol, lmao even. This is y2k all over again
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>>61868412
Is the genre supposed to be horror?
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>>61868425
it's okay when they do it
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>>61868418
You sold puts right before earnings? Bro..
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>>61868330
saar.unwrap()
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Confess your sins.
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>>61868497
You're not the FNMA guy.

I had two perfect shots first a 4x from september-december and then a 4x from november-february and I passed them up like a gay retard pussy. Normally it wouldn't bother me but I realized after my income declined due to not working 90 hours a week in jan/feb like I was in nov/dec that if you're not making at least 2000/wk it feels like you're either stagnating or going down. I could have unheemed myself, permanently and consisting only have myself to blame.

And I also put more money into sandisk on fridayb ecuase I thought it would be up 5%.
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>>61868497
You're breaking the portfolio Samir
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>>61868497
10% of my portfolio is in AMZN because I have been buying it for 5 years because its been lagging the rest of FAGMAN
But little did I understand that Andy Jassy is a financial terrorist.
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GTLB is going to $0. agile devops and git is collapsing and that's a good thing.
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Gemini kept hallucinating the time and the stock price of QQQ all day. I convinced it that AI is a meme because it can't even check a fucking clock.
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>>61868598
i like grok better
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how do I short the female gender
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>>61868635
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>>61868635
buy femboy calls
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>>61868635
GRND Leaps
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apparently, the new nyc mayor has already started playing wonder wall and rescinded all his campaign promises. the system is working as intended.
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The wheels on the bus go round and round
Round and round
ROUND AND ROUND
the wheels on the bus go round and round
All through the town
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>>61868635
Puts on Ulta
Calls on student debt
Puts on fast food
Calls on IVF clinics
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>>61868265
i was early so im just holding but jeezus i figured this would just be straight over $30. dey goin on striek? WHO CARES. it's almost entirely about the cash, vessels, and leases. it would not be shocking if another bid comes in either
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>>61868650
You can't punish the rich, they can fuck off. You have to punish the captive audience
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This market sucks. Way too choppy
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>>61868635
by using just the tip.
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>JUST IN: Japan begins $500+ billion US investment
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>Feb 17 (Reuters) - Eric Trump, son of U.S. President Donald Trump, is investing in a $1.5 billion merger between Israeli drone maker XTEND and Florida-based JFB Construction Holdings in a deal aimed at taking XTEND public.

>Drone maker Unusual Machines, which tapped Eric's brother Donald Trump Jr. in November 2024 as an advisor, is also investing in the merger, JFB said in a release on Tuesday.

I'm not really interested in XTEND (should I be?) but I'm eyeing Unusual Machines (UMAC)

Anybody else going to buy into UMAC? Any details? I figure at least one of you guys knows more about this situation than me.
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>>61868667
>into openai
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>>61868650
>new yorkers suffer
hell yeah. im in a good enough mood to all in some dumb leveraged shit for about 30 seconds tomorrow
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Also anybody in any junior miners? I'm in Nova Minerals (NVA) it's doing ok
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Buying more of the exact same stock tomorrow :^)
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>>61868671
anything he has anything to do with is dogshit
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>>61868650
He's also dipping into the slush funds.
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>>61868684
yeah I know I'm basically looking to gamble for a 2 or 3x idk maybe soon
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>>61868650
>Marty O'Donnell
Always funny see people cry about him talking about politics. Mostly because the few people still playing Halo are on the other end of the spectrum by now.
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>>61868722
I'm at 3 on a laptop I dont think they sell a 5er
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>niggervideo and meta are mooning because of a massive AI deal
>in the middle of a market dump triggered by too much AI spending
Did retards just completely forget what they were afraid of 24 hours ago?
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>>61868728
nvideo is just doing the normal pump into earnings before dump after earnings.
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>futures
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>>61868722
I lost $2,000 today and stared at a monitor for 9 hours. Lower your tone.
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So with asymmetrical risk, a theorhetical trader could make a $1000 options "put" on the stock exchange, with the potential to win $10, 000 but only lose $1000 maximum? This means everyone wins if everyone just does one trade a day.
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lowering your tone isn't a real thing
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You bought calls right anon?
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>>61868770
Are you the lady who called my phone?
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It's Tony call me back
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>>61868737
>deal is in India
The dump can't come soon enough.
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>>61868783
so long as its only Americanized and brahmin sirs this is huge.
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>61868770
this guy bought 500 strike MSTR calls by the way
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>>61868775
wtf was that you that called me Tony? I been meaning to call you what happened to your indiana number? who the fuck told you about 4chan
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>>61868770
Man... haven't seen this spam in months... years maybe?
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>>61868783
Im buying puts on Friday
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>>61868789
I said my name is Tony, my 4 chan profile is private, since Jeff and the island is on thr news i havent been trading as much. Where is my jerky, i need 3 pounds of jery
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>>61868783
all inning puts WAGMI
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>>61868799
jerky*
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Bill ackman bought meta and amazon. Is this bullish or is he just retarded?
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>>61868806
Meta has this new social media called facebook, it will be big soon, thats a buy and hold signal
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> found out how to unlock pre-pre-pre-market futures
had no idea I could get it for free. now I'll never sleep
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fuck I think I am traumatized
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Futas mooning
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sold SHOP for 40 bucks and not getting back in.
I just don't have it in me. Some kid from russia probably would...
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i hate this stock so much it's insane
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>>61868845
north west is very fitting. I learned that in /bant/
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>>61868851
Yeah, that was the last to Americanize and Californication.
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I need to get a better steel frying pan.
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>>61868862
I wish I would have never gotten to know internet americans and I could just hodl an etf because it's "what you are supposed to do" instead of knowing that investing in america means believing in the american dream type of shit fuck
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>>61868874
Try carbon steel. Like a cast iron but heats faster
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>>61868880
surely the answer isn't to buy canadian
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>>61868891
kek
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>>61868880
Well I'm obviously "American" and I haven't believed in that MUH DREAM shit since at least the 90s and that's /part/ of why I only trade NATGAS AND OIL FUTAS PRICE BASED ETFs both long and short.
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still holding ACB
sometime the europe weed sales need to kick into these stonks
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redpill me on VCX coming out next month
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Just woke up. Haven't opened my broker app yet. How bad is it? Would it be better not to open it?
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>>61868912
You'll like what you see if you're a member of the
KOLD
KALL
KLAN
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>>61868650
>property owners in NYC are middle-class
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>>61868915
Last time I traded these the end result was akin to a gas torch blowing on me so I woved to never touch natural gas again.
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>>61868923
VERY
WISE
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>>61868783
Didnt a bunch of iPhones manufactured in India have to be recalled because of fecal contamination, or people becoming sick, then Apple (wisely) fucked off out of there?
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>futurinos
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start doing this.
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>>61868968
>old people being healthy
holy shit nigger find something else to seethe about
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>>61868968
The day of the pillow is POSTPONED. Boomers will be the last generation standing!
I'm thinking of that painting of Cronos eating his son but now he's swole as fuck.
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>>61868790
Kek, true!
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>>61868968
Seems like taking roids near the end of your life is the gigabrain play
>wont live long enough to develop most of the bad side effects and health implications
>finish your life on a jacked note feeling more youthful and active
>drowning in GILFussy
Now hes married to cheryl hines and working a passion project with no stress, dudes living the best life. Too bad she went and got bogged though she used to he so hot.
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>>61868679
how did you find out about NVA im in this as well.
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futes!
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You sell Webisticks like I told ya?
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>>61868874
>pic
>The chud can’t let people get excited about the tiny little things in life after getting red pilled on Jews 3 months ago
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>wake up
>check /smg/
>smiggers euphoric
>get excited and check futas
>ndx up fucking +0.15%
Every time.
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why does nio just not move like ever? you'd think it would be more volatile because chayna or something
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>Prognosis: Typically poor
>it is unlikely they will ever experience significant joy through social interaction
>associated with lower levels of achievement, and compromised quality of life
I already knew all this but having it written out so bluntly really stings.
That's OK, soon my synapses will be so serotonin saturated that i won't be able to feel anything, good or bad.
Also i need SPY to gap up to like 687 so i can exit this position with dignity rip
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its so over for sndk
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>>61867624
Bearish tbqh famalam
Meta is investing the heaviest in AI mimicry of dead people because that’s what their boomer userbase is going to be in a few years.
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>>61868650
Hes saying "better do wealth tax at the state level or im gonna do this"
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>>61869135
Wait until they train AI to watch ads. Infinite revenue!
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>>61869120
I invested in both but for what porpoise would sndk (dram) get muscled out by wdc (hdds)?
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>>61868650
Aren't property owners in NY basically billionaires?
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>>61869151
There's like 3000 billionaires in the world so I'm gonna say no not all of them
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New york is a meme city anyways it's just the old newspapers are all there
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>>61869147
>New york is a meme city
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>>61869174
new york is a great city to live in if you are quite wealthy, but the same can be said for a lot of places desu
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>>61869182
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>eramet earnings call in 2 minutes
I've been eyeing their bonds for a while now since they are at 8.5% p.a.
but I am not sure how they'd repay their debt since it's quite a lot compared to their profits
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>>61869199
ah yes, i was GOING to reply to you. I think w/ pic related >>61869147 we have completely lost the plot. I cant understand it anymore.
>>61869174
here is your you i am sorry
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>>61869210
I wish I had followed my intuition in 2021, I would have made 800,000 dollars and then I could afford to just be awake all the time listening to earnings calls for french mining companies.
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>>61869224
>I wish I had followed my intuition in 2021
Sometimes I wonder if the money I am making from this is really worth the constant "if only I had [...]" playing in my head, kek
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>>61869232
The fun part about it is that it makes you feel depressed and it will just stop if you stop thinking about it, but retards won't ever stop thinking about it and then take pills instead of just NOT FUCKING THINKING ABOUT IT ANYMORE
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We buying the amzn dip?
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>>61868650
propaganda machine is very effective as always.
if you asked anyone if they'd prefer a wealth tax increase or a property tax increase to help cover a budget deficit left by your traitorous jewish nigger predecessor, most would prefer the former. mayor mamdani prefers the former. governor hochul prefers neither. the former requires the state's authorization, but the state will not be blamed when it doesn't go through.
but this is just politics, and everyone with a brain knew that mamdani had zero chance to put his lofty ideals into practice.
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whats stopping some company from jumping into the RAM or w/e business and selling exclusively to consumers to take 100% of the market share. Then when the AI money dries up, MU et al go out of business
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>>61869282
Trump would stop it.
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>>61869282
Probably because by the time you get your fab up and running the supercycle is already over and your investment is down the shitter.
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>>61869282
it's less profitable than selling to data harvesters
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calm before the pump or calm before the dump? what is it gentleman?
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>>61869282
MU already contributed millions to the trump campaign, they won
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>>61869323
Calm before the high-vol crab
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Trump is moving massive amounts of military assets to the Middle East so he can invade Iran before he gets thrown out of office after the midterms. How do I profit from this?
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Ns and Js
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>>61869323
Pump for no reason
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>Amazon has lost $450 billion in value during this historic losing streak.
>The sell-off was mainly triggered by investor worries over Amazon's planned $200 billion+ capital spending in 2026, mostly for AI infrastructure, data centers, and AWS growth

Investors are spooked over the AI bubble popping any moment now kek I wonder if Amazon will put on even more pressure on Twitch to make a profit for once or else?
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>it's the I'm shorting Amazon because of Twitch guy
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>>61869372
This time its Berkshire, must see the writing on the wall
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>>61869323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iqSj-j8CGA
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>>61869375
But is it because of Twitch?
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>>61869398
Nah, Twitch is becoming irrelevant now. They lost over 50% of their fucking market share in 5 years, streamers moving over to YouTube aka GOOG
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>>61869264
nope, but I bought GOOGL and AVGO below 300 and AMD ~200
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>>61869323
Fake nigger pump after a blood red day again to give the illusion of gains.
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>>61869417
>Blood red day
It crabbed the whole time and ended green
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i need another dump not a pump
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Newb question here
I bought some NVDA shares with EURO though IBKR without converting it to USD
Now the system converted it automatically and now it's showing some random Forex/LQD shares in addition to the stock I bought

What does this mean exactly?
Will these random trades fuck off eventually?
Do I have to contact IBKR to get rid of them? Do they do any harm?
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>>61869447
just wait a day these currency positions go away
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>>61869047
Saw one post about it on /biz/ in october talking about the news about the grant they got from the department of justice to build their refinery and keep operations running. The latest news I've seen was that they need more money (sigh) so probably dilution is coming?? Anyway I've been swing trading it with moderate success. I'm going to buy and hold once we find out how they're going to get more money (after dilution if there is any) and then hold until 2027 provided they can get their refinery running by then. I've looked at other junior miners and this one still looks like the best one imo considering the ones they're looking for (antimony mostly) and really I bet it'll rise back up to $15 at some point this year so I'm probably going to buy back in this week or next if we can go below $6

I wish more people were in NVA



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