futures edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPreviously on /smg/: >>61870716
>>61872306imagine doing TA on ticker tape
>popular
Me to FIG after pumping 20%
How important are these swaps?
>>61872345>that look of pure unadulterated joy
>SPY and VOO are about 1.4% return YTDyou are outperforming them, right?
>>61872355im retarded, i meant .14%
>>6187235525.18% locked in SCHD, VIG, and VOO last week. expecting 35+% for the year.
>>61872355There are only two days this year that I didn't.
> futures
>>61872372jfc it must a some miracle that shit occasional works sometimes still. that or some dude named John in a datacenters somewhere holding up the entire internet.
>>61872328would it really be that different then noticing when each tick of the price is suddenly 10+ cents when it was .01 cent before?
>>61872355KMB, MU, VEA, XOM are outperforming the rest of my stinker picks so hard that I'm up 5% YTD. Could've been more if I didn't have so much VOO and trusted my diaper.
I NEED ANOTHER BIG DIP TO TRIGGER MY BUY LIMIT!
>>61872372>a bunch of women assemble to say uhhhh what do we do the website is down >nothing happens
>>61872401thats why he said>futuresretard
>>61872401This isn't funny the website is down
i was going to accumulate FIVE below $75/share but i actually went into the one and went "what the fuck? this is just like a stupid chick store. i'm not buyin this shit"
aurora boringallis
>>61872430pull up the 5 year chart, you might get another chancenever understimate the discretionary spending power of stupid chicks>>61872436i'd bore her aurorealis if you know what i mean
trips and we dips
>>61872454singles and we dippy dip
>>61872399i feel affirmed by this image
>tech gapping upoh they slurpin
>>61872391I was that JohnThen I begun making more dosh out of stonks than from the wageI no longer am that John
>>61872474thats bad anon, that image shouldnt make u feel firm
I have done nothing but lose money this year what are you guys holding I'm tired of losing money.
>>61872504Oh hell nah nigga go be unlucky somewhere else
>>61872512Please. A crumb of green.
>>61872504Buy some AMZN
>>61872504i'm holding my dicktyped this one handedjust buy the NAK dip bro
>>61872391>some dude named John in a datacenters somewhere holding up the entire internet
NOVA MINERALS (TICKER: NVA)
>>61872355>there are retards that didn't pivot away from the tech sector despite a million red flagsMeanwhile YTD>Energy - 20%>Materials - 15%>Consumer Stables - 14%>Industrials - 13%>Real Estate - 10%
Why didn't trump abduct another president or have another Minneapolis protestor shot?It's been 3 weeks of nothing happening.
MU and WDC did great today. Looking forward to another green day!
>>61872372Every second of that infuriated me, and I choose to believe it's righteous anger.
Said fuck it and full ported CAT today. What am I in for?
Are mouthbreathing "I BUY THE DIP" retards going to "back up the truck" on Nintendo stock or are the mouthbreathers really just embarassed momentum traders?
>>61872602BIGYELLOWEXCAVATOR
>>61872584Several of these were even higher like two weeks ago. It was SUPER obvious when it was time to pivot from one to the other.Yet so many of these guys spent that time FOMO'ing into zero-revenue space stocks because r/wsb told them too lmao
>>61872401>>61872414>huh, website is down>503, why is the service unavailable? that's upstream from here>call IT>fixed in 20 mins.jpg
>>61872391You have NO IDEA how many websites and online software applications are only kept running by programmers and sysops people typing on keyboards 24/7 to fix shit as it breaks in real time and meanwhile seriously wishing they were dead. AI has only made it way worse since now slop changes are happening faster than anyone can keep up. Software stocks all took a dive because everyone thinks AI might replace them, but the reality is AI is going to destroy companies products from the inside out. It's already happening.t. one of those guys
Will something ever happen?
>>61872609Looks like a great time to buy
>>61872609Nintendo can't do shit until nigvidia stops trying to buy all the ram in the world
>>61872504I've got copper, gold, silver, lithium, gas, oil, uranium, coal, rare earths, and split it between producers and spot, where applicable.
>>61872372cute
>>61872609i'm never touching that shitcoin again
>>61872664ugly
>>61872584I don't get it though>energy - relies on the AI data center bubble - bubble fails = energy falls>materials - ???>consumer staples - 85% of the population and counting are in a permarecession >industrials - relies on AI bubble>real estate - always goes up regardlessSo why is any of that better than tech. Tech is everything we have, everything is downstream from it
>>61872676wrong
>wife found out I blew up 3 ports on options >doesn't understand it's worth less than 5 percent of my 401k>she makes a quarter of my salary >she's big madAlright boys I got cooked on HOOD and I'm about to get cooked in divorce. Selling cash secured calls on my marriage right now.
>>61872683uglier
>>61872679Tech leads the rally and fall, other sectors are slower and have less volatility.My play above is contingent on AI buildout and EVs. The next 5 years should be exciting for that. Also copper/silver has a tremendous upside in 5-15 years.As for the oil, it's domestic largecaps and toolchain suppliers. I'm expecting OPEC to fuck with the US as the Iranian war, as per the 80s. Even if they don't you can see IEZ has had wonderful growth
>>61872584but hardware is doing better than anything. it's really not that simple of a story babe. the sector might be lagging but tech is still the hottest thing on the market, and most of the damage is in software anyways, not the mag 7. that doesn't mean you're wrong, the everything else trade is having a big moment, reassuring because the economy still isn't too great. but i still think tech overall and ai specifically is the best place to invest right now.
>>61872584>SOXX - 14%>>61872679consumer staples stocks are also overvalued as fuck right now. i like costco and all but it has no business trading at like a 50+ p/e and forward p/e.
>>61872372So who's bankrolling these women? They just come out of nowhere and can afford to rent out a whole floor and pay a bunch of women to be in goycare? Just look at these women, obviously incompetent and everything in life must be filmed for the camera. Gotta do her little cute goyjob to larp as competent and busy.What stock should I gamble on to never have to return to the wagecage?
>>61872727Husbands or dads and Raytheon
>>61872727You rage against the goycare economy for women. Yet hope AI and all the other sky castles stay floating I’m sure for your bag.
Micronsisters lfg
>>61872723Walmart has ER tomorrow morning, looking forward to that. iirc our holiday sales were quite good and I think we had a few record days around Christmas.Plus, you get stuff like them wanting to implement surge pricing
>>61872504ETF's, green across the board
>>61872699she has a right to be mad, you are killing your snowball by gambling. Every dollar wasted is actually 10 dollars wasted
>>61872813Is every dollar gained 10 dollars gained too?
>>61872590The biggest headline right now is literally some retards dying in an avalanche in a blizzard. There has to be something huge about to drop.
i think i am going to buy my first ever stock tomorrow, do you remember buying your first stock? do you still have it?
>>61872839Iran kerfuffle is gaining some momentum tho
855 and the market dies.
time for war
>futures
>>61872372>the future is female Selling everything, buying puts.
>>61872846my first trade was a short sale
First trading week stories?>be me on day 5 of my first trading week>show up to the market square with my shares>meekly make my way to the rookie corner trying not to draw any attention>hear a loud voice, "THERE he is!">oh shit it's my stock bully>he calls me a paperhands bitch and slaps my shares out of my weak grasp>the other traders are gathering around me snickering>"P-Please don't C-Chadwick not today", I manage to whisper>"HEY EVERYONE, let's give the rookie some dividends!">the pennies start bouncing off of me as the crowd gets into it>I'm starting to cry while I scurry around on the floor collecting my divvies, I needed the money>the crowd becomes silent for a moment>feel a dark and looming prescence behind me>turn my head to see what's happening; it's too late>it's J.P. Morgan>in one swift deposit the tip of Morgan's shoe slams into my anus>my mind is going blank as the market bell drowns out the laughs and jeers of the crowd>the pennies are rolling away from my now limp hands>lost my virginity and divvies on the same day>S&P 500 went up 0.54% that day>can still hear the soft laughs and the clicking heels of the female brokers as they stepped around my limp body
>>61872846Just because you buy something, doesn't mean you own it
>>61872864No!
>>61872846i think amazon was the first stock i ever boughti had 10k of amazon in 2010 and sold it because i didn't want to get a job that winter and i went to thailand insteadi also had some rando stevia penny stock that i wasn't following but it shot up 10x and luckily i happened to check it just a couple days after the peakand i had DDD because 3d printing was supposed to be hugeactually Texas instruments might have been my first stock. My dad had me by it through computershare in 2010 for some reason. Always thought it was odd how the GME baggies act like computershare is a big secret when that's how my dumbass dad buys stockand that's the story of how i'm still not a millionaire but at least I don't have a job
>>61872821correct
I miss her
>>61872935she is an astroturfed jew who scams people
>>61872953Yeah, the brown eyes, shape, and nose are a bit of a giveaway
>>61872846Yes, it went up 2% the first few days and I was super happy. Then it went down 5% and I immediately sold.
You bought the dip, right??
How tf do I short sell Carvana in my Vanguard account? Serious question.
>>61872953Maybe that's all I deserve
>>61872846my first was AVUV, i still hold her
>>61872981if you have a margin account initiate the trade with a sell I think you can if its ETB
Schwabbel-dabbel, glibber, glabber, schwibbel, schwap, glab
>he bought
>>61872980>your investment just flew over my house!
What happens if "AI" aka LLM aka statistical inference never generates net value in a manner competitive to existing methods?
>>61873010I would like to buy 20,000 shares of that! I heard they have some new radio technology applicable to military and civilian uses!
>>61872935That angle conveniently hides the fact that she's a fridge body jewess with saggy tits.
>>61872987she's dressed like a whore just import an asian bro they're so tight and docile
>>61873028>asian broasian men make the best women
Futes are good we want a light green/light red so open turns mega green
money, markets, up, down
You now remember Silver was at 120. Only 50% away
You now remember the guy who bought 800k of Beyond Meat at $8
>>61873098AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
>Futures>https://youtu.be/wwidcxa3fmY?si=v2nb-Wa5bk2BrqqDGod please let Iran get attacked, I need my VIX bucks right now
>>61873090I'm still up 250%>>61873098kek. lol, lmao even
>>61873018SAGGY TITS WOMANSTAY AWAY FROM ME
>>61872529>NAKIf it can’t get developed while Trump is president and Zeldin runs the EPA, it’s never gonna happen
>>61873113YOU JUST LOVE TO SEE IT>>61873119SAGGY TITS IS WHERE IT'S AT>>61873115Still crazy,
>all the big dog players reading the same headlines as little mewhat's the play, send it to me telepathically
>>61872504ONEINXDRZENANVO
>>61873151I'm buying S it's gonna do the same thing FTNT did on earnings
>(Bloomberg) -- OpenAI is close to finalizing the first phase of a new funding round that is likely to bring in more than $100 billion>the overall valuation of the company, including the eventual funding, could exceed $850 billionthe 6th largest company in the world has made 0 profit
poorfag here, is it worth trying to day trade with a bot I make with a couple hundred?
erm you niggas said sndk was gonna hit 500 eod, why is it still at 600
Ok niggers is the Iran shit serious or just another nothingburger
>>61873188Who do you think is gonna win anon. A country where who formed an entire military branch to prevent a coup from happening because it's an insane Islamic shithole or the one where a kid in Colorado can yeet a faggot with an Xbox 360 controller in the middle east. Market won't even sneeze. Its not like it's an invasion of Canada or something
>>61873188tfw sitting on 4 VIX contracts and a ton of energy stocks for months, waiting for shit like this to boil over
>>61873195Fuck sakes I made myself look like an esl but you get the idea.
>>61873169The data fees will eat you alive with a proper bot unless you are operating through a business and are able to deduct fees
HGRAF is breaking out.
>>61873170/smg/ will be bearish on dram and other AI parts until it's clear it's unstoppable, at which they wll all be in and it will violently collapse.
>>61873195>>61873198>>61873188I feel like if war was a real chance the market would have crased a week ago and you'd just be finding out shtf now. Why would insiders not, you know, inside sell? Unless the slight downturn the last 4 weeks has actually been the preselling ahead of the war.
the navy is still 2-3 weeks away from the persian gulf relax chuds. If it happens and it isn't wrapped up in a weekend there will be a dip. I know I've been selling to lock in profits and have some dip buying funds and I'm kind of a big deal at the stock market
>market starts to show signs of life>orange kike starts chimping out
>>61873253We need to defend Israel to the last American
How did Lucky Larry & Lucky Lutnik get tipped off?
>>61873188>Ok niggers is the Iran shit serious or just another nothingburgerThe US will do like it always does since the past failed ground wars, never commit to boots on ground and only attack shit holes. These two together make it so there's never any serious threat to burgerland or the markets. They just strike from afar with planes and missiles for a while then go home and nothing ever happens. The only way for this to be a something burger would be if an event occurred that merited boots on ground, like Iranian terror cells blowing up the Pentagon kek and that ain't happening so keep trading and shitposting Lil gup
>>61872328 candlesticks existed before tickers. it’s not hard to imagine at all.>>61872504GLD. All the shorts are unwinding and the dollar is wall paper.>>61872625黒人, AI is winning. It’s already integrated.>>61873253He is slowly beating markets into submission. Like scaring a dog until it stops caring. I mean, ATHs after all the bullshit in the last 6-7 years? Then all the stuff since inauguration? Kind of impressive. Markets are so fake. They need to take their medicine.
>>61873151Sent ;-)
>>61872306I have spent the day researching insider market moves. Not insider trading as on corruption but the buying and selling or transfer of shares by insider players, executive officers, major shareholders etc. Has anyone used this method to find stocks to buy?
>>61873217Bayhorse also has a similar pattern, though I'd say its about 6 weeks behind
>>61873360Probably the best indicator ever is greed. So when they buy their own stock, they know it's good.Just watch out sometimes they are wrong.
>>61873360How did you research that?
>>61873028>importnever do this
>>61873028Men love whores, stop lying.
>>61872372>Office is completely full>The website is down and black friday is tomorrow. Doesn't that make it Thanksgiving Day?
>>61872987this
>>61872306https://www.mining.com/northern-dynasty-tumbles-on-doj-brief-backing-pebble-veto/NAK SISTERS.. OH NO NO NO
Damn oil is green again
3M has multiple people reposting HGRAF content on LinkedIn now, likely partnership after EPA approval.
>>61873391Could be Canadian but also they are all girl bosses who don't need any families
>>61873410Is there EPA pending approval? Might be a good chance to frontrun
Noob here.I started investing approximately 1 year ago, and my rate of return on my investments so far is 33.1%. How am I doing based on this limited data?
the people who write these articles seem to be clueless. TBD
>russia index is just down ~20% since the war
>>61873368Reading what is on the regulators website, public information about inside trading. I like to write and take notes so I'm making a list of executives and people making big trades. Then im looking at companies that make a big move like today a mining company is up 33.33% so I start looking at what indicators lead upto that price increase. Most of that info was also public data and the executives also started buying early.
>>61873426Outstanding.
>>61873443I´m still waiting for my 500 euro Lukoil bags to be freed.
>>61873418EPA is anytime over next few weeks.
should I sell oil now or wait longer? I'm +18%
>>61873472130
>>61873455if its freed hodl, trade will resume and itll pump hard.but its probably not happening anytime soon
>>61873443*1400+ day military special operationliterally longer than the soviet war with germany in ww2 btw
>>61873498i'm daytrading with leverage anon, I can't hold for long periodsI put a take profit at 17% green, we'll see if it triggers or if we keep pumpinand then I'll get back in at 67-68 brent
>>61873429do they really think we want indians taking care of our parents?I mean pedro sanchez said the same thing in a new york times op ed and he got elected by the spanish people so maybe people really do want it idk
>>61873426Keep it up
>>61873426you are in a bull market so nothing special, any and every bit of risk you take is rewarded
>>61873360insider trading isn't corruption, highly immoral yes but everything in money and finance is immoral anyways
>>61873253the market should have priced in Trump being a shabbos goy a long time ago anywayslike obviously the US is going to war with Iran and many american lives will be destroyed, time to move on
>>61873509Indians killing boomers is fine, indians being in the country isn't fine.
>>61873522Its not immoral to buy shares in a project you work on or know about as ling as its done legally the public knows and its all fair and within reason
>>61873529Canada got massive amounts of Indian immigration and they elected the party that did it 4 times in a row so obviously it's a bit more nuanced than simply people not wanting to live near indians
>>61873530I agree with you, that's exactly what insider trading is btw
it's all smoke and mirrors, i bow to the lizards
>>61873240the navy is already there, just not all of it
>>61873188Trump was elected on the promise that he would destroy the Iranian regimeThe first thing he did in his first term was abolishing the Iran nuclear deal
I buyed this yesterday. It was a good investment.
>>61873164you cannot objectively put a price tag on a non publicly traded company
>>61873552Fuck are you talking about. Of course you can. Raise X money for Y shares. Company = total shares * X price.
>>61873547>Trump was elected on the promise that he would destroy the Iranian regimemeds
>>61873555he was though, it just wasn't the promise to the american people, it was the promise to his masters
>>61873537Yes but the industry calls legal inside trading "inside trading" while they call illegal insider trading "insider trading". There is a massive difference.
>>61873564>There is a massive differenceWhat is the difference between legal and illegal insider trading?I honestly don't know
Media is shilling Iran strike is possible over the weekend
>>61873570
anyone shorting rackspaces nigger pump?
he sold
>>61873567The main difference is the legality. All legal inside trades from a person known to have intimate knowledge from a meeting, government approval, im personally thinking banking, all kinds of proccesses along the way could give different people along the way "insider information" but the aim is that a regulatory body which is then kept upto standard by comparing its performance to other bodies globally keeps track of trades done by people "in the know" as in executive officers, large family trusts, different known professionals with different knowledge etc then makes them publically available by law im guessing. Anyone who tries to skirt this system by telling your wife or friend to invest in this company now or sell now would be seen as suspicious, im guessing law enforcement would work with the regulatory body to keep things above board. There are 2 different types of legal inside trading, a worker or investor who has intimate knowledge of the business and decides to make an investment at a certain time or large purchases from the companys directors, executive officers or the company itself.
>smelling a 46 year old Latina milf's buttholebuy (female) natural gas
>>61873391>car park>steering wheel on right side
So what does this mean?
futes look bad...
Kill every crab, put every crab into a labour camp, make every crab kneel in front of a shallow ditch.
already said it yesterday. every single thursday we have an omega dump followed by a slight recovery on friday. overall trend still downwards. I can see how this will continue for the next 12 months. no is save from this shit. the eu is just as much dumping as anything else including cash. we are all losing here. this is fucked up
bros are we at the top
>>61873700>3x LolWhy dont you look st the underlying asset?
>>61873329we didnt use candles in the west until the 90s
Stinky Market General
>>61872622exactly, lets be fair here, these are product managers and design people.
Overnight Repurchase agreements at Fed spiking again. Someone is stuck for liquidity. Approx 40 billion. Stress in dollar market rates.
i shall be conducting a lil sum sum
>NVDA earnings next Weds
why has gold almost recovered from the recent dump but copper is back at the bottom AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6187250485% of my folio is comfy oil and their fat divies.
>>61873014Well. Something like that.
>>61873755Gold is a flight to safety. Copper isn't
smellest of brappet
HERE WE GO! THE BIG RALLY! CHEAPIES! BUY AT OPEN!>>61873745i feel like non-agency MBS could see alot of this this year
>>61873573i won't but i'm tempted to fade crude into the weekend
will tsmc be 500 per share eoy?
ugly
cute
>>61873823>>61873824jensen?
Airbus is looking tasty, I'm going to dca into it
How the fuck is Carvana already recovering. Clown market.
warm stale braaps
something is fuckya dump is incoming
when will we get a movie on the 2026 "the great dump"
>>61873889YeahI removed any leverage I had
>sndk
>>61873893I took a “great dump” this morning at work
>>61873902>at workDamn that sucks
>>61873904paid dump time to shitpost (literally) on 4chan… but I just browse here when im flashing new stuff on the FPGAs
>AVAV
>>61873911
>>61873924kekI love when wagies enjoy their "paid time" while I just enjoy "time"
>>61872454we rockin up
>>61873946Scam Altman
Any reason why your portfolio isn't 90% gold 10% extremely OTM puts?
does china also pay 5x for their ram
>>61873953One word: minors
>>61873951
>>61873962>>61873951Yeah we get it, you guys like to suck khamenei's cock.
Morning frens>Trade Balance For Dec. -70.3BB Vs 55.5B EstimateThis is good right?
>>61873953I like how he uses a whole bunch of tiny weights so it looks like he's doing a whole lot more
TRIPS ANDTHEMARKETDIPS
Recommend me some stocks for the wheel strategy
>>61874000Delet this
>>61874000>0 tripsHOLY FUCK
>>61874001Firestone was pretty hot in december
>>61874000Delete this
It's fucking gonna keel over ain't it
>>61874000
First majestic posted earnings but the presentation doesn't contain enough flashy graphs for me to understand.What do we make of this, bros?
>>61874000checked
>>61874017Sell
are we finally dumping?
>>61873995It doesn't matter at allIn 2022 it was 100BSPY trades 70B in just 0dte calls every day
>>61874017omg its up a whole 2.5% on an earnings beat I guess i was wrong and it totally wasn't priced in my bad
What do I buy today? TSMX? SOXL calls? NVDL calls?
>>61874001Explain to me everything you know about this wheel strategy? Do you just put a ton of ticker symbols on it and then spin it to decide which one you buy boss?
>>61874000dayum
there go half my gains from yesterday before the market even opens
>>61874000WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
>>61872664Can you racooniggers stay in your containment threads on /sp/?
MSFT slightly green in pre-market, which means it'll dive to hell within an hour after the market open.
Unpopular opinionUsa wont strike Iran
>>61874051>halfLike 95% for me
>>61874065Yeah, we're invading Cuba instead.
>>61874065obidient golems don't have a choice
>>61874065We trade stocks here.It doesn't matter what will happen. What matters is what people believe will happen.
>>61872609Why? Nintendo's market is aging millennials. Zoomers and gen alpha grow up with iPads (which they play Fortnite and Roblox on) and then get a laptop (which they play Fortnite and Roblox on). I don't see where the growth would be.
>>61874065>inb4 trump announces a 3 day special military operation
>>61874071there's no need, they're under a complete energy blockade for the first time in their history
>>61874065yes there is a chance Iran surrenders before getting bombed but we would all be better off if Israel takes out the ayatollah and installs their golem crown prince just imagine all the hot unibrow persian pussy waiting for our big american cocks
>>61874075more like you wake up one saturday morning to find out the 3 hour special military operation was an astounding success
>>61874065If Trump manages to regime change Venezuela, Iran and Cuba into governments that actually are friendly to the United States, and Israel manages to annex the MAGA Strip, it would be the greatest foreign policy achievements in my lifetime boss.
>>61874065Not an unpopular opinion at all. Even if they do, only hysterical college girls and peaceniks will expect anything else to happen.
>>61874000I NEED THIS
>>61874009Thanks I'll look into it. Right now I'm looking to accumulate uranium/rare metal stocks but I want some diversity in my portfolio.>>61874032Cash-secured put and covered call ouroboros
Stop redeeming benchods
Opinion on 66$ oil?
>>61874088yes saar firestone makes the best tires for your wheels very round saar
>>61874065The war would be extremely unpopular but sadly ameribros live to serve kikes. Trump will pretend that he tried everything and during one weekend he'll throw everything he has at Iran like a repeat of the previous bombardment (but on a bigger scale)>>61874078It's sad that their alternative to Khamenei is a kike cum slurper that nobody likes, they could at least plant some """moderate""" fagoot as their leader of choice.
>>61874098Isn't Firestone just a brand of Bridgestone though?
>>61873188If a war happens (not guaranteed) and if it is an attempt at regime change instead of some "we bomb something then you launch some missiles that intentionally kill no one", then within three days of the war starting multiple USN ships will get sunk and SPY will limit downIf the US evacuates its embassy in Iraq I'll take out a large bearish position.Most likely either nothing happens or nothing big happens, but markets are being entirely irrational about the potential damage and Iran's capacity to inflict serious pain on the US military if there is a legitimate attempt at regime change. Normalcy bias, you'll see it in here too.
How do you even buy digital rare metals for trade? I see miners but not the resource itself
>>61874000SECOND TRIPSANDTHEMARKETDOUBLEDIPSANDWWIIIRIPS
>>61874098>Firestonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS0sT9P4ZQg
>>61874105get sunk by what? Iranian fighter jets? lmao
>>61874080That is more likely, but not as fun.
>>61874110
>>61874105>Iran>Inflict damageYou retards said the same thing about the venecacas. Lmao.
>>61874088>Cash-secured put and covered call ouroborosSounds extremely Jewish. I'm in boss!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61874118no one believed a latinx shithole would destroy even a single US air or naval asset
>>61874124It's over
>>61874114drones and missiles, they have plentytheir previous "retaliations" against the US were intentionally nondeadly to deescalate, so retards like (you) think they can't do any damagethis information asymmetry is why I take out a bearish position if there are indications a war is imminent, and why I'll ride that bearish position out for a week or so if the war is a legitimate attempt at regime changethanks for playing
>>61874124LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61874131cute
>>61874103i have no idea i'm not a real mechanic
>>61874074All this consoom....and yet>dogshit couch>no coffee table>no side tables0/10 would not gawk gawk
Wow. We bottomed already.Slurpers start your slurping!
>>61874124
right wing 4chuds scared but also excited at the prospect of war. Scared because stocks will go down, excited because nothing ever happens
>>61874141Why would stocks go down? War is extremely bullish boss.
>>61874144This
>>61874141no one is scared about war #39582958394 in the middle east
>>61874141>>61874144Sorry, I know I said war, but I meant Special Military Operations are bullish.
the only green i have is walmart and inverse leveraged stuff
I could buy 1 XLE call right now and end all this
>>61874144he's a retardwar is amazing
>>61874150so do it
>>61874144this. we need another 9/11 moment to revive the dollar and hide the scandals. we are perfectly positioning aircraft carriers to take a hypersonic strike.
>>61874124>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>61874155>implying Iran has the capability to sink a carrierlmao, okay that was a good one, but you know what? Now that I think about it, if we were to sink one of our own carriers and blame the Ayatollah, it would drive up support for the GOP and lead to a sweep in the mid-terms, then when we get our super majority, we can make long standing changes to our rule of law so that we can keep our Leader in power indefinitely boss.
>>61874151WARWHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?ABSOLUTELY PROFITING HUH
>>61874161the republicans will get destroyed in the midterms due to ICE's disgusting brutality boss
>>61874158That's rick Mav. I AM the top signal.
>>61874168>ICE's disgusting brutalityWhat brutality? They're literally getting criminals and radical domestic terrorists off the streets boss.
>>61874176and murdering innocent legal immigrants
>>61874038yeah not watching that
>>61874161>if we were to sink one of our own carriers and blame the Ayatollah, it would drive up support for the GOP and lead to a sweep in the mid-terms,take the tinfoil hat off, queer. This is the Republican party, the party of virtue, not a banana republic
>>61874178>murdering innocent legal immigrantsDo you have any evidence to support these bombastic claims?
>>61874161If Trump starts a war with Iran and it results in 10 or more US casualties (spoiler alert: a regime change war would), then Republicans lose badly at midtermsTrump knows this, which is why there probably won't be a military strike or it will be some kayfaybe symbolic slapfight bullshit
>mfw slurped 32 shares of PLTR at $132
>>61874185>>61874185>>61874185
HGRAF
>>61874193This girl looks like a giraffe boss.
>>61874187lmao
Should I buy more Klarna or will it dip more
>>61874179You can watch it, it's quick and painless.
