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go on vacation, this is financial advice edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/: >>61869436
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Powell to crash the markets in less than 2 hours screenshot this
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NIGGER
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>>61870722
WHY ARE YOU ANGRY
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Why is thing that isn't benefitting me happening?
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I am unironically selling things to accumulate cash in preparation for the March 16th mega dump cap it
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WW3 WITH IRAN IMMINENT
OIL RALLYING
WHAT IS THE MOVE /SMG/?
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>>61870731
the goyim get what they deserve
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>>61870742
>>61870720
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>>61870737
Thesis, please. Why a big market selloff two days before Micron's next stellar earnings report?
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>>61870720
didn't he really say to be fearful when others are greedy?
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BREAKING NEWS

POWELL TO ANNOUNCE THAT HE IS GOING TO POUND ME IN THE ASS FEDERAL PRISON

AND THAT HE LOOKS FORWARD TO HAVING HIS ANUS STRECHTED
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DRAM and DRAM accessories
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wtfwtfwtf
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I have a cunning plan for making lots of money: buy tech stocks.

Thoughts?
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>>61870752
doubt
war good for stonks
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>>61870761
We are euphoric so take caution...
>>61870760
Legendary
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>>61870753
i got a gut feeling, also Iran.
Also fuck MU
Also the comex fuckery
I need to divest to have cash on hand for my seasonal business anyway
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lads do i sell in anticipation of trumps iran niggery or do i just hold and buy more at the dip?
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>>61870761
be careful of the AI bubble bro..
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>>61870768
On this board we proceed on the basis of actionable and verified intelligence in the form of orgasmic earnings reports. 'Gut instinct' is right out.

At any event, good luck with your business dealings.
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thats it...
and WALLAH...
just like that...
i have to shovel the driveway
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just bought SPG and MCO
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>>61870769
Why the fuck would you sell?
When has war ever made the stock market go down? Show me examples.
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IM SCARED TO BUY
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Someone asked me to shill IREN last thread so here is a quick tldr:

IREN is going to be the battery of Hyperscaler's AI operations. They have secured 4.5GW of power by 2028 and keep expanding.

At current market rate based on the MSFT deal, that 4.5GW of power would yield an annual rate of $60 Billion.

The current market cap of IREN is less than $15Billion.

Easy long but it will be a volatile, bumpy ride due to BTC price fluctuations.

By 2030, this will be a $500 stock.
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>>61870775
yea bro warships totally aren't coagulating in the persian gulf just buy MU and set a stoploss
gaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>61870784
Interesting and IREN has a x2 bull ETF too...even though it's followed the same trend I might throw money into it
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>>61870784
>IREN Ltd. is a vertically integrated data center business powering the future of Bitcoin, AI and beyond with renewable energy.
what the fuck does this mean? what do they actually do?
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i cannot overstate how much you need to prepare for a gap down into monday. 670p will be very ITM.
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>>61870791
*same trend as Micron
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>>61870787
And what effect would a kerfuffle in Iran have on the IT industry pray tell, hmm? The market does not take heed of such things. It is too busy chasing its own tail, following memes and rumors and suchlike, as we saw with the bloodbath in early February.
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>>61870775
>he doesn't know
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>>61870781
theres a dip everytime a war happens, last time with jews and iran shooting each other as well.
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>>61870794
They generate their own renewable electricity to power their own GPU as a service farms which then supply directly to the Hyperscaler's data centres.

Its very simple, a three year old could figure it out.
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Why would we dump on Iran war, that piece of shit region has been at war for a 100 years
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>>61870798
stop posting nuwars shit faggot it's disgusting
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bitcoin is now +37.8% on the 5-year chart, significantly underperforming inflation and the S&P.
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>>61870761
good idea, i've done some research and found out that line only goes up
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>>61870801
Do they really need to mobilize this much just for Iran? I thought Turkey was the only one of the moslims who had a proper military.
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>>61870829
China and Russia are sending warships and planes, so yes.
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>me
>needing to inhale a hot woman's ass

buy (female) natural gas
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>>61870829
>He thinks this is just for Iran.
lmao
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>>61870832
Are we finally taking Taiwan boss?
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You are buying Donald John Trump Media at its all-time low, aren't you boys? Once we crack cold fusion, it's an easy 100-bagger.
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>>61870716
What are the chances of RKLB dumping next week?
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>>61870829
The plan is to launh the attack friday after market and be victorious before futures open sunday.
Jewish market, jewish war, there will be a fat dip in the markets if they can't wrap it up over the weekend. The goal is an overwhelming show of force as a warning to China

>>61870831
>BOIL
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>>61870856
I believe this but am still holding
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>>61870856
I'll leave it up to Friday me. Probably not going to hold over the weekend.
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>>61870840
let me hear the techno
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CAMON ONDS
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>>61870840
>& Techo
has it always been that?
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I hate the market.
Everything is try fails, the only time I've won is when I make a stupid longshot that shouldn't work and 1% change lotto ticket it does and I make $100 only for me to use $200 the next day on stuff that looks good and needs to go up or down $1 for it to just crab for the whole week.
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I can't stop fapping to 2D femboys
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How the fuck does MU keep gaining like 6% PER DAY
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>>61870890
If we'll be honest we were dumping for the past couple of days
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>>61870890
by droping 2% for 3 days, its been crapping at this rate for weeks
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>>61870890
Because I haven’t bought in
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>>61870890
Yeah if we just ignore yesterday I guess.
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>>61870871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S2pdZvSO0I
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>>61870871
>>61870880
Well his name is DJ Trump.
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>>61870784
This is the best alpha /SMG/ has got since inception, people who don't follow this deserve to stay poor.
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>>61870890
i sold today so ATH tomorrow
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>>61870901
Lets all snort K and listen to DJ Trump spin boss.
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I got around 150k saved up and want to start investing it and turn it into millions. Where should I start and what should I be doing? What apps do you use to trade?
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>>61870921
unironically read about bogleheads
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Imagine if we dont break 7000 on the s and p and we shid all the way down to 4000 before we even threaten 7000 again
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>>61870921
Don't day trade. Please. Pick a nice ETF or mutual fund and average into it bit by bit. You ought to be able to double your money safely every 5-6 years that way.
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Man, portfolio dropped 43% today.
How do you even make money?
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>>61870942
How much leverage?
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I just lost 10% of my net worth on Canada not winning in normal time against Czechia

Never lost $500 so stupidly before
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What are the effects of a new fed treasury accord on stocks and mortgages?
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>>61870942
Stop chasing "le big" gambles and work slowly.
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GAUZ
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>>61870945
????????
>>61870951
>GAUZGODS
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>>61870870
Looks like all the aircraft carriers won't arrive in the middle east until mid-march
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>>61870950
I have been, I don't put much into this but if something seems good, it never is or it IS but only because I didn't take the risk.
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>>61870948
probbly bullish, you think they're just gonna tank boomer's wealth?
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>>61870943
Zero idea what that is, baby no nothing casino man.
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>>61870945
time to buy kneepads and earn yourself that $500 (+ cost of kneepads) back
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>>61870973
Simply liquidate your shitfolio and acquire:
>IREN
>DAVE
>GRRR

Immediately.
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>>61870973
Do not listen to anyone shilling you GRRR. That is the resident pajeet who has a shit track record.
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>>61870974
They're about to do what they did between 1950 and 1970.
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TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
RIPS
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>>61870973
thanks for playing
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>>61870991
i don't know what that is and i doubt they'll do anything to make the market go down
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>>61871002
post of EIGHT and (you) must DILATE
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OH SARRRRR 12 MINUTES UNTIL THE MARKET GETS CAPED PRAISE VISHNU MY PUTS WILL PRINT TODAY BY GANESH
DO THE NEEDFUL JEROME YOU FUCKING BENCHOD
DUBS CONFIRM
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>>61870938
Any recommendations for companies to use?
>>61870933
Will do thank you
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>>61870871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lThBSHI1v4
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>>61871011
Checked
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>>61870921
Get a m1, moomoo, or Robinhood (last resort) account, buy 1k a week of VT or VOO around 12pm est
Alternatively, buy 1k a week of tspy or qqqi, since those both outperform on total returns with or without reinvestment
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aaaaaaand it's over.
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>>61871030
FUCK
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>>61871026
>>61871030
YES SARRRRR IT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING BLOODY GANESH WILL SHIT ALL OVER THE MARKET BIG RED MOOMOO ANUS VERY DEFLOWER BY BBC BIG BEAR COCK YOU SEE MADARCHODS
JEROME WILL SHIT ALL OVER PLACE LIKE INDIA STREET AND WE GO BACK TO 680 SPY U SEE FUCKING
YOU WILL REDEEM THE PUTS BLOODY
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>>61871030
G_DDAMN IT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS TIME BOSS??!?!?!!!
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bart-chart forming, sell now
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I barted the top of the bart.
Tear my fucking dick off at this point. Just grab and pull. Ah!
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>>61871040
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Nothing ever happens trvst the plqn...
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I'm still up 3%
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Please just let something happen
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>>61871009
That was a close one
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>>61871016
If you mean which brokerage firm, I'm with Charles Schwab. No complaints.

If you mean which ETF or mutual fund, I've had excellent luck with AIRR. My father sent me a little of his money to invest and I stuck it in AIRR as well, and he's as happy as a clam.
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Oilchuds we stay winning
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dump tomorrow like every week and a slight recovery on friday. overall downward trend will continue. I am so sick and tired of this manipulated market. its all fake and gay
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230 Powell speaks and the market will leak
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AMERICA?
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>>61871108
No it's just the minutes being released from the Jan 28 meeting no powell speech
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>>61871107
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bought the top this morning
should i sell now or hold for lower
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I was up 8% and now I'm only up 5%, fuck this gay market
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Man I thought was PDT was 5 times in a week. If I make my fourth trade in the week is it guaranteed I get flagged? The wording on it makes it seem like not everyone gets flagged.
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>>61871149
All my swans are turning into geese.
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>>61871148
buy high sell low
only way to get rich
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uhhhh....
mister jerome?
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>another eod dump
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sold all but PINS, DDD and ACB
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>>61871176
He just like me fr
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>>61871176
>from morning pump to evening dump
A tale as old as wall street.
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Do you guys have bank and stock apps on your phone?

What security features do you use?
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>>61871158
KEK
Time2switch2 CASH ACCOUNT
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>>61871099
I bought DHT when I saw a redditor on wallstreetbets was promoting it. I despise reddit but the last time I took stock advice from someone on there I made $50k from mining stocks in a few weeks.
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>>61871176
Being a dog would be so cool
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>>61871192
Is this some kind of Italian thing? They let their dinner run across the track boss?
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>>61871011
>>61871039
PRAISE VISHNU MADARCHODS MY PUTS ARE PRINTING I WILL BE SHITTING IN A GOLD PAVED STREET SOON FUCKING BLOODY
YES SARRRRRRRRRR
I WILL REDEEM!!!!!!!!!!
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Can people dump SPY? I want to buy in.
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>>61870801
>MASSIVE AIRCRAFT MOVEMENTS
>look under the hood
>50 older f-16's and 30 newer aircraft
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>>61871223
I reckon we bomb Iran soon boss, but we have to be careful not to hit the oil. If we hit the oil it could lead to a situation where Russia gets rich, so we need to just do the regime change and then take the oil for ourselves boss.
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>>61871223
I wouldn't call 10% nothing.
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>>61871223
90 attack aircraft, that's one third of the entire Iran airforce. Plus Israel is likely flying in it's F-15s or F-35s, depending if the US 5th generation fighters can establish air dominance quickly enough. Then just fly sortie after sortie with your bomb trucks (15s and 16s). So yes, it's plenty enouh for whatever they're planning.
F-16 may be old but the munition its carrying is world class.
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MSFTbros, how's the outlook?
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The Financial Times ran an article saying that oil majors are under investor pressure to invest in new production growth.
I thought that didn't sound right, because there is an oil glut, right?
But I looked inside and there it was, the CEOs of Shell and other oil majors trying to defend their records and promising plenty of growth to come.

So I thought huh, that's weird.

I looked at Schlumberger stock. Up +27% YTD.
I looked at Technip stock. Up +31% YTD.
I looked at Transocean stock. Up +47% YTD.

They know. There is no oil glut. They need more oil and they need to find it fast.
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>>61871258
So what you're saying is we are going to bomb the fuck out of Iran multiple times? A Ramadan bomb-a-thon if you will boss?
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>>61870727
Ive sold a few things on ebay lately and got absolutely mega-raped on fees, bullish
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>>61871261
exchange server is down
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>>61871265
probleh
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> GOOGL
250 soon
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Uhm sirs. We're heading back down
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Power hour coming, Barts gonna get choked. Screenshot this
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Crash when?
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TRUMP!

STOP GOING TO WAR TRUMP!

MY STOCKS WERE MOONING AND NOW THEY ARE HEADING BACK DOWN, CANCEL THE WAR TRUMP!!
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Docs are coming back into fashion bros. Take look at the boots people are wearing - especially alt-women.

>>61723576
If you still need a Trading 212 link they brought back the new joiner promotion:
https://www.trading212.com/invite/4Drudfdo6Zb
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>>61871300
Observed and leveraged
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i bought UCO calls expiring friday can we please start the war asap
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Bros, why the fuck did Warren Buffet sell off his Amazon stakes??? The fuck is coming?!
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>>61871264
its because kikes want as much energy as possible for the globohomo AI surveillance grid being built right now
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>>61871335
Pentagon pizza tracker https://www.pizzint.watch/
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>>61871223
I don't even know what can happen with this. The US isn't invading Iran because there's no build up of land forces so I guess the plan is to bomb stuff but there's nothing really left to bomb.

>>61871264
>They know. There is no oil glut. They need more oil and they need to find it fast.

The boom is driven by supertankers.
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>>61871347
He's selling low and buying high. Truly one of us.
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>>61871347
Mr "time in the market" pulled out?
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>>61871347
he doesn't believe in bitcoin or AI.
I think it is easy to look at BTC with no hope and see the current chart as a death sentence so I sold MSTR because I think it could go like -100% in a day?
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>>61871355
This isn't about a full blown invasion, we're going to just send in the seals and take out that little faggot with the towel on his head boss.
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bitcoin should have turned arround today
but I just keeps crashing because the big boys never close their shorts they just buy more shorts
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isnt war with iran unironically bullish? I mean like if you think about it... just saying
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>>61871292
inshallah
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>>61871379
but it also brings risk because iran has allies
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>>61871379
Bullish for China. The US Foreign Policy establishment is already calling the Pacific Pivot a failure:
https://www.foreignaffairs.com/united-states/asia-after-america-cooper
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Where do I get my "fell for it again award"? Another fake pump and end of day bart.
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>>61871390
Errmmm but it will doe
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and i thought my life was about to turn around...
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like always with the us market literally ALL of my gains were made by the usd. spy goes up, usd goes down. spy goes down, usd goes up. its funny
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>>61871287
Do we even need a reason to drop bombs on Iran?
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Are we in the last half hour retard pump yet?
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>>61871422
2 more minutes
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>>61871413
you could argue whatever I did the last couple of days in the market didn't even matter because the currency fluctuation is 2x of what the stocks move anyway lol
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Covered call Chads win again
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been sitting on 30k for almost (two weeks) now, things look unstable but not unstable enough to go into inverse stuff.
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>>61871352
>https://www.pizzint.watch/
fuck its quiet. should i sell my calls? trump always cucks out i should have known
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>futures
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>>61871413
So you've mastered the pattern have been shorting either SPY or the dollar right?
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Is volume just fucked?
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>>61871437
>getting paid 5k a week to party and fuck rich old dudes at 15 is literally worse than the holocaust
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How many /smg/gers are in six figure land?
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>>61871379
its bullish if they win and buckbreak israel
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Can't even post on pc because it asks me to unblock certain things, I assume the adblock?
>mfw

Anyways what happened, why market dumping the gains from earlier?

>>61871406
I need my portfolio to 10x for a real life changing amount. It's not rich tier but it certain puts me in a very good position. A 5x would also be good, means I don't have to get back in the wagecage for a long time, enough time that I may be able to turn that wealth into more.
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>>61871462
>I need my portfolio to 10x for a real life changing amount.
gold and silver miners are the easiest 10x play right now
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>>61871462
We're currently in a bubble super position where everyone knows its going to pop eventually but to pop its got to go up so the market is going to schizo climb until realty drops its cock on the whole thing
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>>61871456
My folio is at 160k liquid. I need it upto 300k so I can buy a fucking piece of rental real estate and play the tax game all the jews mastered
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is it over?
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>>61871456
Stuck in mid six figure hell
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Someone leak insider information Im getting bored
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>>61871484
the fuck
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>>61871476
If we could still retire with a million I'd be over half way there but I doubt anything but two million is a good idea
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wtf is happening
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>>61871484
nvidia earnings will obliterate expectations
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>>61871493
End of day V
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>>61871501
The big issue with NVDA will be if their AR and inventory grows
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>>61871501
I think the earnings will just be a nothingburger because everything is priced in
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real banchod hours
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>>61871456
YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!! I JUST LOST THE GAME BOSS
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>>61871501
They will announce $400 billion capex in India, and the next day there will be a massive sell off. $140 before the bleeding stops.
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>>61871505
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>>61871534
Cute
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i'm getting riggedy rigetti RAPED over here
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>>61871539
hawt
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Is we getting a full v to close?
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I decided I'm going to surprise my gookfu and cook sausage and broccoli rabe for dinner so she doesn't have to do any cooking tonight boss.
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Who the fuck keeps doing these sudden violent pumps?
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>>61871484
>>>/g/108181785
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>>61871539
Buy RIG
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fuck did I just fall for a beartrap?
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>>61871557
No
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>>61871538
Osaka is probably unironically good at picking stocks
It's too bad she went into teaching
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>>61871552
imagine buying anything at 52w high
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>>61871557
uhh... markets are going up
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>>61871567
Imagine not joining the winning team, do you wait for your stocks to hit 52w lows before buying?
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>>61871545
you gonna season it with a hot load of cum? that's what i would do
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um goyim? is there a vixperation coming up or something?
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>>61871532
Id sell if I was holding Nvidia and saw that lmao. Iirc didn't some other big stock invest in them and ended up with a bunch of recalls on their product due to fecal matter contamination? Lmao
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>>61871379
Wish I had money to contribute earlier but wagmi
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>>61871581
Sorry meant for >>61871456
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>>61871545
Wife is already nagging me for gooning out too hard while I'm supposed to be working. I havent even told her I gave up sex for lent yet.
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>>61871579
Yes, that was Apple. They're still in India, but not as much as they initially planned. If I bought from Apple, I would want the made in China stuff.
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>>61871574
odds of getting rugged increase with a higher price
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
Midweek check-in!?!?
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did you guys win today
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>>61871599
+0.88%
I bogled.
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>>61871599
Today: +0.98%
This week: +0.69%

Nice
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>>61871599
Up 3.4% for the day
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>>61871599
Not counting a fuel injection, +$816.30 (+9.00%). Up 2.8% for the week it seems
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>>61871599
Today: +1.01%
This Week: +0.93%
This Month: -1.55%
This Year: -3.06%
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>>61871599
-0.29%
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>>61871599
+2.14%

ready for the dump tomorrow
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>>61871599
>+2.77%
>those last 15 minutes
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>>61871599
Up 0.86% today
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>>61871599
Today - 1.47%
Past week - 0.02%
Past month - 2.17%
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>CVNA
>DASH
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>>61871599
+1.15% day
+9.02% month
+19.36% ytd
a nigga cant live on this i need more
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Hey son, are ya beatin the index?
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>>61871635
RAPE RAPE RAPE
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>>61871635
They linked up?
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CVNA 281 holy guacamole
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>>61871599
Checked
+2.98 poo cent today
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Clf bros

How we feeling?
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>>61871599
Today +3.25
This month +9.25
Don't have week on Yahoo and I fiddle too much to even put everything in. Did a swing and a hit on Hecla with leverage from yesterday, not gonna do that again. Just got lucky.
Realized gains of 17k past 4 mo with 75k of mah monies. I hope Iran war starts soon, will print more.
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>>61871585
Based

4 game winning touchdowns in the 4th quarter
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tell you what I sure don't believe a fucking thing google's gemini tells me, it gets basic shit wrong repeatedly
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>>61871673
What...you mean this whole AI thing is retarded? Are you anti semitic or something?
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>>61871635
Holy shit DASH got raped again and it's still only half of Carvana
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>>61871688
>checks my ytd
nah i'm not anti semitic, jews have a wonderful stock market. The best stock market, many folks say it and they're right. Why I'm almost 20% less antisemitic than I was at the start of the year!
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>>61871456
+1.87%
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>>61871673
The issue is they are obsessed with answering immediately so they get answers wrong. I ask Grok of all things a question and the fatass AI takes a few minutes to actually make sure.
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>>61871599
+.74%

Ill fucking take it right now. Gimme some fucking alpha please. Im tired of pix's and shovels.
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>>61871699
the damn thing can't even tell me how to export the conversation it keeps telling me to ctrl+p and then apoligizing when i tell it that only prints a screenshot and then it tells me to try using ctrl+p
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>>61871699
Grok is slow as shit but that just means I go to another window for a couple of minutes and come back to a reasonably good starting point for whatever I prompted
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>>61871599
+1.83%
+1.19% the week
-2.75% the month
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>-5.3%
Fuck Cornerstone. Fuck Akin Todd.
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>>61871673
I find Gemini smarter than ChatGPT

The absolute worst has to be Siri though. It's just useless.
Even telling it something as simple as "I took my meds" and it has no idea how to tell Health about it
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>>61871599
+2.06%
Would be higher if it was not for the orange nigger
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>>61871673
Gemini 3 pro works amazing. Are you using some free tier shit?
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>>61871719
it knows youre lying nobody in smg takes their meds

>>61871724
oy vey i'm not made of money you know
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>>61871724
Gemini 3 pro overthinks everything and does a shit job. Claude is much better.
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>>61871709
It's a little slower, but try getting Gemini to do this.
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>>61871739
>Too dumb to use Gemini Pro
Claude will always be there for you I guess lmao.
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I recently asked Gemini to find me a doctor near me who:
- Is male
- Received their degree in this country and not abroad
- Has at least 10 years of experience
- Works at one of three major private hospitals in the area (so he'll take care of me if I ever need to go in for a procedure)
- Has at least 4.7 stars on Google
- His private office is within 30 minutes of me

And it worked. Gave me a list with their degrees, which hospital they work at, where is their private practice, how many stars they have and so on.

That's pretty damn good.
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>>61871750
Why did you post the pattern password to my phone boss?
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>>61871762
Nice
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by boomer father is using ai for literally everything and he is unironically like 10x more productive. he keeps talking about how great it is. is this bullish?
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>>61871763
It's time to start using biometrics, hyung.
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>>61871789
what's he producing
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>>61871792
emails
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>>61871792
cat videos to share with his boomer friends on facebook
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>>61871762
yea well i asked gemini to find me a local dentist office with hot blonde dentist assistants and this is the team they recommended me
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>>61871791
I use the fingerprint, but sometimes I don't have my finger so I need to draw a windmill to unlock it. Liberals love windmills right boss?
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>>61871792
programmer
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>>61871635
why aren't people buying cars anymore?
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>>61871796
Wait those cat videos are AI? I hate how fake and gay everything is becoming boss.
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>>61871789
Yeah AI should at the very least be used for boilerplate code
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does anyone have the brazilian guy who looks 17 webm please I need it
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>>61871802
They all fat
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>>61871804
they're not all AI
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>>61871825
whwat are you gonna masturbate to it? That's a 37 year old CHILD you SICK FUCK
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>>61871802
My nig, Craig, got the used market on lock.
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>CDE missed according to some websites.
Wait what? Their EPS is 0.35. But fucking hell, it's crabbing...
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>>61871825
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>>61871856
This shit is so fake. It's obviously a 17 year old kid. And people actually believe he's just a young looking 37 year old.
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>>61871856
What a handsome kid haha he's got a bright future ahead of himi
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>>61871856
this is AI
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>>61871856
Is this a joke? There's no way he's 37
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How many times are they going to miss the fucking puck when shooting? Is this not the Olympics?
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>>61871673
I use Claude Code at work and that shit works like magic
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>>61871635
Wow wanted to short CVNA but the options were too expensive, and plenty have gotten burned trying.
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Holy crap Carvana recoooovered
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How the fuck did CDE miss Q4 earnings with silver at all time highs?
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>DOOR
WTF they won
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>>61871974
That stock is hella retarded. Aint nobody got time fo dat.
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>>61872002
That's what I wanted to know but there isn't much yet and I'm busy so can't listen to their earnings calls. Apparently, they are pulling it out of the ground at low prices so I don't see how they lost money unless they committed to bad contracts and lost money.
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> futures
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>>61872109
:)
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>>61871390
Mods, I meant that it dipped the moment that guy talked, but it seems it held at around the peak.
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Good night /smg/
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>>61871856
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>>61871873
this is the obvious double switch. like women pretending to be men pretending to be women. double abstraction is the key to viral videos these days.
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>>61870716
Why does berkshire hathaway fall when market rises? its supposed to be a value stock not short wtf
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>>61871673
Gemini has most hallucinations. And you need to 'set up' AIs with custom settings that makes it double check if its truth to make it better if you want to search with them.
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>>61872209
value stocks often fall when the market goes up. look at the reits and utilities today. but berkshire is in a bind because of railroad consolidation. there used to be 4 major us railroads, 2 in the east 2 in the west, but with union pacific merging with norfolk sourthern, there is now an east-west integrated railroad. berkshire owns bnsf and they are now in a position where they have to buy csx or canadian pacific to remain competitive, something now everyone in the market knows and they're going to demand a major premium. so basically there's no compelling reason for berkshire to outperform until the deal is settled and in the rearview. other outcomes are possible, like selling bnsf, but none of them are plusses for berkshire.
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How do I profit from invading Iran because of israeli pedo blackmail?
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>>61872226
thanks for the info! maybe i should sell and buy divo or vt/vtv no idea...
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Are these important?
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>>61872230
Kys
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>>61872246
Forgot pic
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>>61871696
I'm anti semetic because I'm jewish and I hate myself. Timed my plays EXACTLY wrong today, bought the tippy top of the Bart and then admitted defeat and sold right before the end-of-day pump. I literally could not have fucked up worse with my trades today, it's the platonic ideal of wrong decisions. Fucking turn me into soap or a lampshade or whatever.
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>>61872230
invest in the dow unironically.
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Let's all take a moment and ridicule anyone who bought NAK
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>>61872251
any lamp design or soap scent requests?
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NEXT >>61872306
NEXT >>61872306
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>the nonstop barrage of people trying to convince you the economy is doing really poorly and is about to collapse
>and they're doing this so you vote democrat in the midterms
exhausting, just exhausting
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>>61872303
Oh man. That is making me feel better about BTG’s after hours
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>>61872308
Lilac
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>>61872149
Kek



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