Not Looking Edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61892640
Looks like this general tricked me into becoming a BABA bagholder once more so they can laugh at me.
hey babe did you boughted any stocks?
I have a question that I don’t know how to answer and I want to preface it by saying I know nothing about shares and shit like thisI’ve got an account with Freetrade and I bought some GME when it was all in the news and shitSat on it and held for whatever reasonHowever I just checked in after a while and can see there are like 14 warrants? I can’t buy them but I can sell them, can someone explain to me if I can purchase the 14 shares it’s offering at the $4 price tag somewhere? Can I move them out of Freetrade to another platform and then purchase them?Again I know nothing about shares so if someone can answer and dumb it down for me that would be great
> consumer confidence at all time lows> same revenues as always
>when the 46 year old Latina milf begs you to rim herbuy (female) natural gas
>>61895466Just make Baba = Money
>AMD pumps 10% on news that it "secured a deal" with Meta>look inside>AMD gave them its own shares and then Meta bought GPUs from themI think we might be in a recession and a bubble, guys...
>>61895490wow really?
>>61895474The warrant isn´t offering you the chance to purchase shares for 4 USD, it gives you the right to purchase shares for 32 USD.
why do people buy usa bonds?the currency is being devalued im all equities baby
Is QNC gunna pumpu? They get a nyse listing today but its pumpu 30% in the last few days.
>>61895503I bought some and it's my only bond in the red
are there any software ETFs i can short?i can't trade IGV in japan (we have rules that forbid brokers from allowing trading of bad goy sectors like foreign defense, oil, gas but i don't know why this software ETF is not allowed)there are some loopholes apparently so for example i can buy SHLD but not EUADany other software ETF choices? worst case i'll short specific stocks
for those waiting for a crash, why?
>>61895490It's the same deal that AMD did with OpenAI, AMD gave OpenAI 10% of their shares at a price of 1c a share and in return OpenAI buys AMD GPUs which of course they do by selling AMD shares at market valueIt's just an updated version of vendor financing that was done during the dotcom bubble but with this scheme the shareholders are the ones who doing the financing
>>61895527Because I don't want my GOOD stocks to be dumped by contagion from DOGSHIT STOCKS that should die in a fire.
>>61895521>japanBOJ doesn't want retail to invest outside of the tokyo stock exchangeunironically
>>61895531that's ironic considering the government takes our tax money and invests in high risk low return garbage in the USalso most people here are balls deep in the US marketi'm like 70% in japanese stocks and 30% in US stocks (some of it is options gambling)
>futures
>>61895542>also most people here are balls deep in the US marketit took a while, but it is pretty obvious with how shit politics are in japan, the state of the japanese yen and honestly everythingwhy are you in japan anyways?
>>61895480>>when the 46 year old Latina milf begs you to rim her>buy (female) natural gasbro, all the Latinas that are over 30 turn into short fat hogoblins, I will admit they are sexy in their 20s tho
Why is the market looking sus?
Why is Plebbit so against taking profits? Don't they realize that if you don't sell high, you can't buy low either? They're just going to "HODL" with "Diamond hands" all the way down to -38% S&P, then most likely panic sell at the bottom, once they run out of money for Nintendo products, Funko Pops, and DoorDash? I don't get it. What causes this behavior?
>>61895582swing trading cycles is something way outside the grasp of the common folk
>>61895582Selth soothing circlejerking
Anyone got GE Vernova?
>ERX>NTR>LABU>TMFWorth pulling trigger on any of these at open?
S&P futures with 1 day candles, as seen with 21, 50, 100, and 200 MA...Looks like we're right on the edge. Is today the day we finally fall of the cliff?
>>61895544lmaooo
AMD gentlemen the day has finally arrived
>FedEx (FDX) sues Trump administration for full refund of IEEPA tariffs.I knew I was right to not pay that invoice FedEx sent me for import fees
>>61895640Wasn't it like $260 last month?
>>61895640We'll see if it holds after open it's already dropped from being up 14% to 9%, in a rational market the stock should drop on the announcement the stock is being diluted so another company buys their product for a second time
>>61895640You are legitimately fucking retarded if you think giving someone 160m in shares for 1c and then selling them bunch of GPUs is bullish.
>>61895660The funniest part is they could just sell a bunch of their other non-vested shares and keep the vested ones. Infinite money hack.
>new head of Microsoft Xbox Gaming is a woman with no experience in the industry and admitted she has never once played a video gameThen why was she hired for the >she's IndianAt a certain point we're going to have to address the Pajeet nepotism issue.
>>61895663It worked the first time when they did it with OpenAI and there's reports they plan on doing it again with either Google, Microsoft or Amazon
>>61895671It was already retarded to do with openAI and it's even more retarded to do it with goycattlebook.
>>61895582The index has been crabbing for 5 months soon and many sectors have already pre-crashed. You're overestimating how much lower it can go from here.
>>61895674I agree but the market is clearly not rational
>>61895676Is this even considered a crash? It seems more like a rotation
>>61895668It's worse than you think
>>61895681Well true, otherwise the index wouldn't have been flat for those months.
>>61895684Is it racist to realize this Pajeet takeover happened right as the tech world went full retard into AI
>>61895688I just realized I've always watched for whether smart money or dumb money was buying but never on a sector basis. And apparently dumb money is heavily over invested into tech while smart money is rotating out
>>61895689The real observation you should notice is that it's largely concentrated in tech due to H1B visas
>>61895693Those really need to be illegal. We are complaining about unemployment birth rates and then outsourcing the most high paying sector that is most friendly to families, working from home, to Pajeets
>>61895691Tech can be chopped up as well. Tech infrastructure is holding up well, the services providers and hyperscalers are the ones getting hit the hardest.
>>61895707What's the worst company for that? Oracle? If the hyper scaling fails they risk bankruptcy.
>>61895712Probably them, I bought 40 shares yesterday thoughever, because they've been beaten down so hard already. Share price is almost at April 2025 levels, I'm thinking it can't go much lower, but we'll see.
>>61895712IBM by a mile
>Googl
mehthe fear is out of controllook at google with bunch of innovative shit like waymothey know what the future is and growth on their capex will be insaneyet the market hates them only finance bros dont get it but the best long term buy is tech, and currently probably google with risk factored in
https://github.com/anthropics/financial-services-pluginsanother day, another industry about to get mogged by an anthropic blog
>>61895743
HGRAF anon here. Okay. Stay calm. HGRAF got the news early. Awarded full US EPA, UK & EU REACH clearance.https://ceo.ca/@GlobeNewswire/hydrograph-receives-us-epa-and-uk-reach-and-eu-reach
>>61895730Whats IBM doing?
>>61895477>he didnt take the HD pillThis is why smg is ngmi
>>61895743My underdog is META.Mark really does have some good ideas, but his presentations are total faceplants.
>>61895743Unsupervised self-driving in areas that aren't mapped in detail will never work without true artificial intelligence, and we're decades, if not centuries away from that.
is it just me or is GTLB extremely undervalued?>unaffected by AI fears, you still need a devops platform>consistent double digit % YoY growth>zero debt>white CEO, white developers>average analyst target is a 2x, most bearish analyst is +20%>almost 10% of float shorted, short squeeze potentialthe only downside is negative net income (but it gets closer to being net profitable), and if you have brain damage and think AI is going to replace developers you might believe that charging a seat per developer is a bad business modelthoughts?
schizolio
GUISEAMD UP OR DOWN AFTER OPEN!?
im hoping for s.m.h and meta to dip bigly.>msftkwab
>>61895796I give it a 98% chance of being up
>>61895796>>61895801To clarify by up I mean higher than it was at last close not that it will be higher than it is now pre-market, it's already dropped down from the 14% it was up
if AI is so good why isn't openAI doing trading with it?
Yea if I could buy Microsoft again at 250 that would be great. Thanks
>>61894822i am interested and i would like to know more
>>61895806What makes you think they arent?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
>>61895806how do you know they aren't?Here's an old screenshot from last October
>>61895830BasedMicronchads get the fuck in here where we at how we feelin'
can oil stop crabbing please thanksI want a dip to enter, if possible before they fix the toilets of the boat and actually launch the attack on Iran
>>61895830LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61895830pls do
>>61895842cute
I'm looking to profit on the upcoming round of space related earnings in March
>>61895544fuck you bear
>>61895712basically their bond yields for long durations are pretty high, nearing junk bond territory, meaning that the market is pricing in a "holy shit these guys might default despite all of the AI datacenter money, they have a big debt problem". I guess this suspicion ripples to the stock market
NVDA put options were a good call. Thanks to whoever gave me that hot stock tip yesterday. You're alright boss.
>>61895834>grok
noob question - does pic related mean there's interest in buying at a certain price, but not many willing to sell?
>>61895830Based
>>61895615This is an unloading to retail pattern. Queue the doom porn “analysis” to proles to get them to buy
Piled onto LABU and SOXL. My body is ready.
yo aren't we supposed to be crashing I thought the stock market was going out of business
>>61895896yeah, honestly there is so much doom and gloom on the market right now that I am taking the contrarian bet that we go back to all time highs in March
>>61895598One of my best performers. Up 95% since I bought it last year. Probably gonna sell it when I hit the 1 year mark though, I can't see it going up that much more.
>>61895754Look at HGRAF go! A beautiful sight to behold. Congratulations to everyone on this train!
>>61895906Case in Point, if Jamie Dimon says the market is about to crash, he's probably buying everything at a discount right now
>It crabs but below the yesterday crashLmao
>>61895896holyshit that sounds fucken scarywhat happens next? surely a MASSIVE crash, as in the past when this happenedI am going to sell everything and go all cash NOW
>>61895913lol is that a whole 12% gain ahhhhhhh i'm going insaneno option chain
>>61895920I’ve yet to see cash do too bad since q3 2025
>>61895806what do you think situational awareness is
>>61895924You don't get it. They got EPA and REACH approval and the stock is now above $4 USD ready for the NASDAQ up listing with options chain.
>>61895925Does cash beat daily 3% inflation? Yeah I thought not. Checkmate atheist
just keep buyboughting
nice MU movement, nigger rugs back to last closing and starts crabbing
>>61895754
>>61895932yea but they have a woman CEOHow much are you up?
>>61895909Nice based. How much stock you bought?Let the winners roll man.
>>61895924It was hovering around $1 when I first remember seeing it here on /smg/. Should've bought desu.
i'm losing money and first girl i've gotten together with in years cheating on me
>>61895934The contrarian is cash. The proles like you bought into the doomer inflation narrative full bore now, which was contrarian 5 years ago. Also the proles don’t have any cash
>>61895943We're getting a new chair of the board soon, likely the former head of the GEIC, and KB may take a back seat as COO going into NASDAQ.
>>61895946i'll give the hgraf shills props but still a measly 4x over 6 months?? boomer tier
>>61895949Counterpoint: line always goes up
>>61895943Also HGRAF now up 30% today. I'm up 510% on it.
Anyone else loading up on NVDA puts for earnings?
>>61895957Just wait until the gasplant and contracting news hits in March.
>>61895959It do. Not without pain longer than you can stay liquid sometimes. Lebbit cliches won’t save you
WTFWT
>>61895966>longer than you can stay liquidmaybe for you. Do you invest with your rent money or something?
>>61895965unless it's the female CEOs personal natural gas I'm not interested
Dildo influencer CEO chads, I kneel
Bought some VOO, SCHG, QQQM, and SGOV
Thoughts on amazon?
>>61895994there's probably 10% upside from here eventually at some point in time if you want to just buy it and forget about it for 6 months
Bought SOXS. It's pretty simple really. Market goes up, I buy more SOXS
>>618957824% up, did i time the absolute bottom?
im bag holding FASsend help
HGRAF. I'm in.
any undiscovered or beatdown gems? i.e. nothing already up 800%? t. holding way too much cash
>>61896012Hgraf when it starts to pull back
>>61895769>Mark really does have some good ideasLike what? Not being facetious, just can't think of an idea of META's that has stood out to me in the last few years
>>61896012try VZLA or CTMCTM has been a reliable swing
How do I buy HGRAF? I don't see it in robinhood
>>61896016>15 cents a year ago>over 4.00 nowJFC what a future baggie-maker>>61896019>VZLA> It owns 100% interest in the Panuco-Copala silver-gold project covering an area of 7,189.5 hectares located in southern Sinaloa, Mexico.based and cartelpilled>CTM>The company is based in Vienna, Virginia.Based and glowiepilled
>>61896028Well this is the top
>>61896028Kek HOODies.
>>61896028Toppest of top signals
>>61896028It's still otc which is why this shit still early.
>>61896033VZLA currently beaten down on news of mine employees being murdered by cartels
So what's everybody's plan for the State of the Union?
>GTLB almost 6% upmfw bought LEAPS at the picobottomit's literally free money. zero debt, consistent growth, great product unaffected by AI, and at a discount now due to software selloff
>>61896047Who the fuck opens a silver mine in carteltown?
SPX go up....Guise? 7000 today?
will tsmc pump forever?
>>61896049Sell everything by 2pm today, sit on 100% cash, wait for bad news for a dip to buy.If its good news, ill just dump it all into SPY.
The greatest thing in the world is watching shitcoin slowly bleed to 0 were it belongs
>>61896063How? News isn't til 9pm... Market close at 4:15....
AAPL needs to calm the fuck down and drop below $272.5 by Friday market close PLEASE
>>61896059that's where the silver isI think we all know what's more valuable between silver and employee's lives
These pumps are so incredibly fake
>>61896076like i don't give a shit about their lives either but the bribes alone to the sinaloa cartel would kill profit no? Cost of transport must be astronomical with everyone taking a cut along the way.
>>61896079ST-STOP THE COUNT
abyssmal market
New HGRAF price target for June.
>>61896079They are annoying as fuck.Go UP, faggot numbers.I need MONEY, ASSHOLES.
>>61896100There isn't anymore money for the markets. You're better off just borrowing and selling now so you can take somebody else's profits boss.
>>61896082seems like they are in fact NOT paying bribes.the cartels burnt down the COSTCO man just imagine how bullish it will be for VSLA if Uncle Sam wipes the floor with the cartels
>>61896098is this the next GME?
>>61896098>we are so damn earlyevery time
>>61896098>only 5x in the next 4 monthsmeh
>>61896049Trumps gonna ramble, Republicans will start chanting USA while democrats interrupt and virtue signal
>>61896118>seems like they are in fact NOT paying bribes.well that's just fucking retarded isn't it? >the cartels burnt down the COSTCO I saw that, a shame. All that Goyslop gone up in flames.Welcome to Costco, I love you.
>>61896130FUCK YEAH!!! USA USA USA!!!! HOCKEY GOLD!!!! FUCK THE MEXICANS!!!!
most of money makers are in tsmc, silver, nvda and euro etfs. my us etf behaves like LITERAL dog dookie. really makes you think
reading ai articles about ai
Bought into Aussie miners and Swedish industrials. Prediction: Buckle up buckeroos.
my lil VUZI doin some
>>61895553Sounds like a Gen X with early onset dementia.
HYMC up other miners downSAD!
>Check porfolio for first time in 2 weeks>Has only moved +0.02%Wasn't trumpistan supposed to bomb Iran over the weekend?Is this broke ass country just keeping thousands of troops on payroll and equipment around for the lulz?Why does nothing ever happen?
>>61896158whats your aussie miners
>>61896176they had toilet poo issue please saar understand
>>61895924>>61895943>>61895957>>61896033>it's only increasing 10% day after day for 2 weeks straight, big deal!Kek I'm on a phone can someone start capping salt from the people who refuse to get on the soot train?
lmao Paypal is at IPO levels from 10 years ago
>>61896176Check portfolio again in 2 more weeks
>>61896183don't wanna get rugged or be a baggie. If it goes to a billion grats but the risk/rewards ratio right now doesn't favor getting in at this price.
this is your reminder that nvidia will pump after earningsredeem your calls here
>>61896202It's an inflating balloon, not a bubble
>HGRAF is pumpingbut why?
>>61896202Too soon boss.
>>61896019>>61896033I had VZLA, VROY and VCU, and sold near the peak. I shifted into SCZ, and they are preforming rn, but i'm thinking about moving back into all 3 after the big dip, and bad news for the cartel shit in mexico
Spent too much last month. Had to pull from my emergency savings to pay my credit card bill. Feels bad. I need a second job
>>61896200If they can't beat revenue of 100 billion they're going to crater boss.
I hope Israel does some preemptive retaliatory strikes on Iran during the State of the Union speech tonight. It would be kino boss.
>>61896200>this time its different
>>61896242>he doesn't realize Israel would attack the US>again
>>61896183it took 6 months to 4x it's not worth itI 5xed on ZIM calls in the space of 2 weeks
>>61895743google is going to 0 same with microsoft for continuously doubling down on bad ideas. they won't exist by 2050
>OpenAI is projecting that its total revenue for 2030 will be more than $280 billion, with nearly equal contributions from its consumer and enterprise businesses, said the sources, who asked not to be named because the information is private. they are so fucked and they're going to bring down the rest of the tech sector with them
BABAbros we're back
>>61895691This is why I invested in salvageable tech that pre-crashed. Didn't invest too much. Just incase it goes lower. If it rebounds almost immediately, that's fine. If it doesn't and the dip further down lasts awhile I will buy more later.
>>61896256>said the sources, who asked not to be named because the information is private.lol they don't want to get whacked by Altman like he did with his other cohorts
>>61896232Iktf I had to use my dividends for consooming once
>>61896256unironically bullishcorporate adoption hasn't even started in earnestcomputer use will have its chatgpt moment sometime this year and then we start seeing the real labor replacement kick in
Babes... WAGMI!!!
kek bobotards talking about being broke and their dividends and shit.
>>61895840Too much mutiny for that. They found socks and shirts in the pipes. Not just tampons. A solution would be to shit in buckets but I get the feeling there is also other sabotage and random assaults on officers.
how much smarter are LLMs compared to the average worker?
>>61896232I had to do this a couple of times last year and it honestly feels worse than losing big on a stock pick
>>61896283They should throw these faggots who don't want to die for Israel in the brig and have them wait 9 months without trial, then kick them out of the navy boss.
>>61896256the last time an actual real life co. (not an AI shit co.) did 200x revenue or better in 4 years was Moderna and that took a fake public panic psychosis to producewhat are we in for bros
Anyone else in LWLGIts doing a lil something.
>>61896276The majority of jobs where current AI could easily replace someone are in the do-nothing adult daycare sectors populated mostly by women. Would companies risk lawsuits by firing that many women?
>SOXL
Hmmmmmmm
>>61896309christ thats a rough roastie
>>61896293I'd say ChatGPT 5.3 is definitely smarter at ornithology than the janitor I talked to at the mall.Is this what you wanted to hear?
>>61896312https://thekoreancarblog.com/genesis-gv90-to-lead-the-brands-digital-driving-technology-strategy/
babe come talk stocks with me, we're back.
I'M A NIGGER WHO DIDN'T TRVST THE PLQN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61896315It's not actually smarter, it's all artificial or in other words Fake & Gay boss.
>>61896319Genesis is a struggling brand
>>61896308those will be last jobs to goit's easier for ai to replace a team of SWE's vs replacing stacy from HRwhy? because stacy's job is actually harder
>>61896314Liposuction and tanning. She's probably in her twenties too.
Don't listen to him, stay far away from this place for your own good babe.
>>61896309COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'
>>61896297What happens when the brig is full?
>>61896336Helicopter rides boss.
>>61896293If you consider that the average person is a moron, it's a lot smarter. Or at least it appears to be on the surface, which is still more than you can say for your average mouth-breathing retard.
>>61896328it's tough in corporate daycare
>>61896330ok boss
>>61896327The point is do we like GAUZ at 10m market cap
babe.. would you find it in your heart to buy my Novo bags? That'd be great, thank you babe <3
>>61896294It really does make you feel disgusting and heading the wrong way. It's just me and her and we don't do much. How the fuck did we spend 6k in a month
>>61896336Part of the ship part of the crew(They get chopped up and eaten)
>>61896338And if the helicopter pilots don't want to die for Israel? I think the Captain might get a free helicopter ride.
>>61896341The average person is not a moron. The average person is of average intelligence boss.
>>61896293Claude and Gemini are better than 95% of programmers and they don't throw an autistic hissy fit when you point out a memory leak in their code. They just fix it.
>>61895586TIRE SWING TRADINGeven way moar so.
>>61896345I thought you'd never ask babe <3
>>61896352depends on where you are in your life boss
Im doing a challenge I want to trade 200€ to 1000€ then 10k then 100k Right now sitting at 294€
>>61896355this must be what they call true love babe <3
>>61896345Yeah, I, I'll do anythingThat you want me toYeah, I'll do almost anythingThat you want me to, oohYeahBut I can't go for that, no (No)No can doI can't go for that, no (No)No can doI can't go for that, no (No)No can doI can't go for thatCan't go for thatCan't go for thatCan't go for that
>>61896357yo is that Frankfurt?
>>61896347Mine was a couple of minor emergencies so my thought process should be "well, that's what the emergency fund is for" but I still feel terrible and like a loser for actually having to do it.>>61896352The baseline these days is moron-level. Likely due to ever increasing numbers of immigrants since the 1980s bringing the average down.
>>61896359I'm down about 10k
What is the most goyish company?
>>61896374that is what we are trying to find out here
smg is dead today
>>61896357>those comically sized billsnice slop retard
>>61896353> meat code> memory leaksI recently started to check out the IBKR desktop application. first off, of course half the features either don't work or outright crash the appI played for a day then left it open came back and it was closed in the morningturns out it automatically closes itself with the option to restart or just close completely once per day. there isn't an option to even turn that "feature" off
Piece of fucking shit PLTR go UP FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61896378quick babe they are shutting it down
OY VEY
>>61896224EPA approval plus approval from equivalent agencies in the UK and EU
>>61896392wtf do these antisemitic posts mean
>>61896374US treasuries duh
>>61896400kek based
>>61896392these are completely different companies and industries anon
Saars we are pump
Dow 50k is back within reach. I've totally forgotten about that thing that was happening and now I just wanna watch number go up
What is hgraf?Why can not see on babbyhood?
My female broker doesnt let me buy HGRAF or KUYA.
>>61896440maybe you need to see other brokers
>>61896017He understands that virtual space is vastly marketable. The Meta project is ahead of its time and I'm banking on them making it relevant in the next 10 years. That said, I'm not looking at it in the short term. Won't buy until probably 2029.
I sold my 20x leveraged Nasdaq position way too early like a bitch.
uhh, so what is the next HGRAF of stocks?need some quick 10x gains
Anyone else find it fucked up Michael burry gave gme cultists more reasons to stay, go check them out from time to time and I felt like they were finally losing hope until he started to talk about it
>>61896448>What's the next GME?>What's the next BYND?>What's the next Silver?>What's the next HGRAF?You'll never find it
>>61896448My grandma told me about this one called Nvideo. I think it was on the news too. Check out that one.
Why are we pumping so hard?
>>61896456That young shoe shine boy told me it was a sure thing too boss.
anon bought, SELL EVERYTHING.
>>61896098>Muh we are early shilling on XitterToppest signal.
>>61896460Because we found out article that took down the market yesterday was written by a jeet, a clear bottom signal
>>61896465are you taking investing advice from a LITERAL CHILD??
>>61896480Yo, stop posting teenagers
>>61896480who is this boy?
>>61896480No, the NVDA stock has too popular for it's own good. This is why I bought put options ahead of tomorrows earnings report boss.
>sndk about to surpass wdcWasn't this actually a dumb move for wdc?
>nvidia earnings tomorrow
>>61896488but boss the stock is stale sitting flat since many monthspretty likely for 5%+ jump
>>61896493I am hoping for the whole trinity. Missed earnings from NVDA, a medium sized bank collapse, and the bombing of Iran boss.
I thought this shit was for a month due to the shutdown, but no. You now have to download the report. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that US gooberment.
>>61896480Someone needs to turn this pic into a bobo
>>61896480What a sensitive young man.
>>61896309Average 26 year old
>>61896480>>61896309A match made in heaven.
>>61896309Yo nigga, do you see the aggressive tripple top???
Man some stocks related to semiconductors make no fucking sense. AMAT is trading at twice it's median PE despite profits having not moved an inch for the past 5 years of hardware hype. It's one thing for bubble stocks like NVDA or MU to moon as their revenues and profits skyrocket, but the retarded rise of shit like AMAT is very spooky.And that's while defensive stocks are trading at multiples not seen since the great recession. I don't think we are making it through 2026 without 2008 part 2 electric boogaloo happening bros.
Fucking captcha bern down the whoke morning. I haven't been able to express myself in mongolian paper folding board and I'm all cranky now
Fucking Hecla
So do I just pile into SQQQ or what
>>61896537You had to scroll down inside the captcha window and accept the terms if you're phone posting
>>61896535
>>61896547SOXS
>>61896549It was a black box on the captcha window and infinity loading. No box to accept. I demand to speak with the manager
>>61896448>needing something
farted
HGRAF gonna pump after lunch?
>>61896593we already pumped 17% todayif you want another 10% you should wait until tomorrow
>>61896590Thank you for helping
Do we have to post with adblock off now? I'd expect a lot fewer posts but I suppose third world nonwhites have never heard of adblockers.
Saars, the buyers won!
>>61896626No? Working fine for me saar
jeets just fled iran, solded MU and bought XOM, its happening for real fr now
>>61896626Not using ad blocker 2026How are you supposed to get anything done with the big ass moving ads all over the place
>>61896626I stopped getting errors when I turned my adblock off, yeah.4chan's ads have never been very intrusive (on SFW boards, anyway) so I don't mind. Keep forgetting it's off.
>>61896535If you couldn't see AMAT coming last year then you're blinder than a bat. It's pumping because it's central to semiconductor production and innovation. Just signed a deal with big manufacturers for the same. Even if AI was nonexistent they would still be massively up. They're also a solid company with the knowhow to go further into this massive semiconductor hole that has been dug the past 10 years. Needless to say I'm deep into AMAT.
>>61896643in the middle of the week?
My shorts are sharting sirs
>JUST IN: Claude has announced it now works across Excel and Powerpoint.Tick tock, wagies.
>>61896659why not
>>61896671Please be real. I want to get fired
>>61896673the market could dump
>>61896671YESFREEDOM AT LAST
>>61896643It's not happening until the Shah comes back.
today I made 400 dollars
>>61896657They are not as central as you think or else they would have been seeing skyrocketing revenue for the past couple years like other equipment suppliers. They are going up because everything even tangentially related to semis is going up.
>>61896681>>61896684itll be fine, in two weeks ill be rich from the misery of others, drill baby drill
>>61896593Slow and steady mate.
>>61896693That's OK, you can fomo when it splits, even if you're wrong.
> GDS
This isn't the time to panic, this is the time to calmly and patriotically walk to the exits before the panic sets in boss.
>>61896715How did this guy even become a meme on /biz/ to begin with?
>>61896763He's an actor in his 30s who looks like he's 17, what's there not to enjoy?
>>61896695I'll get my oil shorts ready.
>>61896763He's spread through the boards one by one. He's inevitable. We must study his genetics to improve the stock of mankind.
>>61896763"guy"thats a boy
>>61896756Missing the best day of the year (historically comes after market finishes taking a giant shit) cuts the majority of a portfolio's total annual gains.70% of gains are made in the overnight, not trading hoursTrying to sit out is the same as trying to lose money. It's not a loss until you lock it in
>>61896491No the shareholders are what matter. And they received shares in the spinout.
>>61896783>implying portfolios will have annual gains this yearlmao boss
>>61896763his youthful charisma is taking the entire planet by storm pic not related
is is niggervda going to crash the market tomorrow?
The 0 DTE put I bought at open is now worth 5 dollars. I’m not selling.
>>61896841No it will save itSAVE ME NIGGERVIDEO SAVE ME PLEASE OH GOD I NEED THIS
>>61896763/biz/ is full of uncs who look like they're teenagers and thus his youthful energy brings hope that they'll get their second shot at bitcoin like it was 2011 again
>>61896844it's not a loss until you sell, right?
>>61896715Wish I was as young as him again
>>61896858I’d rather keep it as a souvenir
>>61896756why are you panicking, baggler?
>>61896841no. most likely outcome: we remain rangebound for 8 more months
It's actually funny people are shitting themselves because this february is basically textbook "selloff in february" like is 'supposed' to happen'. Unless the market spontaneously crashes in march, it'll be smooth sailing until june.
>>61896643so glad i just did this and not a single second later
All these people who NEED n-video to perform have me thinking we are in store for a good old fashioned shit show, and the bombing of Iran will provide a perfect distraction from what is actually taking place boss.
>>61896871I'm not panicking or screaming fire in a crowded theater, but there's plenty of fucking smoke boss.
>>61896898I’m with boss
>>61896871The Faggler has weak manicured hands thanks to his gookfu, he will not survive the coming vibecession.
Citron is shorting SNDK
>>61896857you know it babe. have you seen my latest pics?>>>/fit/77107992>>>/fit/77107993having a big rebound day in the market. i hope you're right about smooth sailing until june.
>>61896888Checked. n video will lead the way down
>>61896919Shave the beard babeschizo
baker?
>>61896841>openAI deal falling through>h200 chips still not being sold to china because of the security review>datacenter buildouts are being delayed or canceledrevenue will be fine but they're going to revise down their guidance and the market will shit itself.
If AG doesn't reach 35 by March 20th I am going to write a very strongly worded 4chan post
>>61896953>>61896953
>>61896841It'll likely pump on good earnings before everyone looks inside the details and see's the AR and inventory increasing again and then it'll dump before pumping the next day
>>61896917What is thier liquidation price
Bought 10 shares of muu today at 200 and could have made like 140 bucks swing trading it, but I set a stop loss instead. I might be kind of retarded, I did this last week too.
>>61897042neat. i try to trade myself. i'm long small caps and biotech and a few individual stocks.
>>61897042Well, now I don't feel so bad selling at -1.5% for the day...but as a cultist I will buy back in and hold...
