>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/destiny.gg/bigscreen>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious smigger thread>>61895463
>>61896953>>61895463Should I take the ~90k i saved my first year practicing law for a down payment and try to make it? Just all in every trade? What would the strategy be? I just don't want to do this shit forever. I have like 360k invested currently and if I stay at home the next 5 years and dump it all in etfs I could probably fuck off to SEA or south America. I just want to accelerate that.. Who needs a fucking house any way
> currents
Dont make the thread political
>>61896961Its presents sar
>>61896969I'm sorry sa'ar
>>61896969
>>61896959Just buy oil
How the FUCK was MU up almost 4% on open but it’s down 1% when other hardware stocks which use their memory are up?
Buying IBM. This panic about their mainframe business is nonsensical. they're still the only large manufacturer of commercial mainframes in the US. They have a captive audience, just like Microsoft
>>61896959Even if you go to south east asia or south america you'll still be who you are, a miserable retarded amerimutt. Just buy a house instead and save getting green card scammed to retards that look like this.
>>61896993The entire market is leaning on Nvidia earnings
>>61896993Citron released a short report on SNDK saying the NAND cycle is peaking
Retail bears don't even exist, its just retards gambling on puts.
can anyone redpill me on nuclear shit? seems to have died down a bit so may be worth getting in...I know I'll be holding for at least 5 years. LTBR and NNE have my attention right now.
>>61896993> MU marine starting to figure out how the market workskeep holding I'm sure it'll go back up
>Feb 24 (Reuters) - U.S. aluminium company Alcoa Corp (AA.N), opens new tab is looking to sell 10 of its closed or curtailed sites to the data centre industry, with the first sale set to be completed by the end of June, its CEO said on Tuesday.>Aluminium producers, which need electricity for the energy-intensive smelting process, face stiff competition for supplies from power-hungry data centres, but the upsurge in demand also creates an opportunity to sell stakes in some sites chosen because of their proximity to plentiful energy sources.Intredasting
And just like that Advanced Money Destroyer will never hurt me again
I sold micron because I realized nvido earnings today possibly bad time for hardware for no reason other than people thinking dram and semis are the same thing.>>61896969Fuck canadians
>>61897004Citron is literally run by that scammer jew andrew left lmao he put out a hit on palantir back in 2020 when it was 30 bucks, look where it is now.But yeah once he 'shorts' something (really, the bigger guys who want the price to go down who pay him to write the articles) it usually shits the bed hard so not touching SNDK for a while.
>>61897053I hate Andrew Left so much its unreal. He's made me lose money at least twice via his bullshit hit pieces.
>>61897053Left left Citron
What is happening SNDK
>>61897049They’re part of the same supply chain buddy. And the only buyer is Indian ceos like microshart
>>61897014It will go back up, probably to $500 and beyond. And I’m not coping.
> SNDK, MU down> XLK upwe are healing bros
O GODS OF STORAGE, GIVE ME THE POWER TO PREVAIL! OOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoO!
MUbros do we dare end green?
>have 100K in miners>they drop 30%>holy shit I should not have done that>they recover almost completely>thinking of buying more>hating myself for not buying when it was downI am retarted aren't I?
Thank god I didn't bail on Hycroft for massive losses.
>chuck a stupid amount of money into every red stock yesterday>green todayso this is the power of always buying
Wehre's that guy that wanted that options wheel calculator thing? I am now ready to take on your request. please specify what youd' like
>DATACENTER ENERGY DEAL TO BE ANNOUNCED DURING STATE OF THE UNIONlet me guess, AI companies get free energy and every household gets their utility rates jacked up to subsidize them?
>>61897110bullish
>>61897110this is good (for me)
>>61897110in a perfect world, yes. but probably the opposite.
when do i buy novo?
>>61897012I think uranium miners are primed to run, nuclear tech will have to see.
>>61897110I FUCKING SOLD MY UUUU CALLS EARLIER TODAY FUCK
>>61897004I went on their Twitter, they claim they’re short and linked an article written by a rambling schizo on the 19th that doesn’t even mention SanDisk. More likely they’ve been short a while and getting heemed, unless I missed something.
Lilly triple top is gay as shit is there hope for it to break it
>>61897110The fuck does this even mean
GRAPHENE COMPUTER
I got heemed on HIMS calls
>>61897097I even took profits on the move up from the correction last week lmao
>Sandisk is doing -7% because a literally who fund declared they are shortWTFOh well cheapie slurpies
>>61897127When price is above 200 day ema and 50 day ema
>>61897156Aren't they up today?
>I can manage portfolios! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... Damn it, Michael, I can beat the market! >>You couldn't even outperform a company making sophisticated charcoal run by a bimbo Instagram model, Fredo. You're nothing to me now.
Guys I think they’re playing tricks on us. Again.
>>61897110Imagine seeing this and not going all in on IRENIts as if you silly smiggers hate money
>>61897185"they"who? who are you talking about? gimme a name
>>61897135Trump's just going to say that the Japanese will build some powerplants. Most fuel is priced in.
>>61897110It says that the companies have pledged to pay higher rates to subsidize electricity. Not very bullish.
>>61897142It means that you will own nothing and you will be happy.
BOGLEDOI SEE NO NATGAS NIGGERS EVERYWHERE I LOOKL
>>61896969No.
Why did things pump today....just not ENOUGH of a pump? Like, I made $20 pump, instead of $760 pump?The fuck, assholes!
>BRK-B only 0.38% up since October>still sitting on wads of cash equivalents>won't do buyback because "stock too expensive">won't buy anything because everything's too expensive >won't pay dividends because le reinvestment stratThese two proto-boomers tarnished their legacy on their way out.
They call me spider cuz my options spreads have 8 legs. And I'll wrap you up my web and jizz all over you before I suck out yer guts
I present you Vuzix, if that shit breaks out of the golden triangle to the upside and the longer down trend we rallye for some nice money
How much do you homos invest each year. With or without spouse
>>61897236debank this man at once mr. dimon
I think I'll have a calzone for dinner. Better phone the pizza place first to see if they accept Klarna
>>61897257They call me octopus cuz my options spreads got 8 legs and I got beak like a yid
>>6189725520k from wage slavery. no spouse because I am part of the incel movement.
>>61897198-berg, -stein, -witz.
>>61897233Would be really poetic if their final year was their worst>missed the tech boom >missed the boring defensive sector pump >completely missed the international pumpTSMC is now up over 5x from the 2022 low when they bought it. Bought at $68.50 and sold $74-$90 and its now $386.92
>>61897232Dumass after a 5% tech dump yday today it crabs a bit up correcting then it'll dump again this week but everything is on hold with nvidia earnings and poop boats
THEY CALL ME SQUID CUZ I GOT BIG SWINGIN DICK
>>618972555k-10k I have a gf
>>61897255I max out my 401k and Roth
>>61897233Checked. And out of sheer stubborn stupidity they did not buy Bitcoin yet. Warren said no, so it's no, no matter what happens. Boomer madness.Imagine if they had. I think the price was in the hundreds of dollars when he first publicly commented.Retards.I sold in 2025 after many many years of holding and relatively good gains. Berkshire will now keep painting the crab, until he's dead, and they finally invest into the future. Times change. Unfortunately.
>>61897287Nicee. I have a 401a so I can't do any more or less than what the employer puts in. >>61897270Pretty good
Well folks, I just sold 50% of my portfolio value that was tied up in VOO. I think there will be blood tomorrow and I'm going in flush with cash.Pray for me anon, I wanna make it
>>61897308A bold strategy, if it doesn't work out tomorrow it likely will before the end of March
is anyone else doing some yolo 1DTE SPY calls hoping for a trump pump tonight? who else wants to ride the tiger with me?
>>61897096NOT UNTIL I RE-ENTER...but I am settled restricted until tomorrow...
>>61897323All I do is 0-1DTE. It's STRUCTURAL, baby!
>>61897097They pumped way up. Forgive some people who wanted a blow off the top sale that were holding for years. After 5 years I wanted some of my money now. Bought even more mining with it when it was down. Own stock in twice as many companies now. With that cartel shit I can't have too many eggs in one basket.
>>61897331i just dumped $20 on $700 SPY calls for tomorrow lets see what happens
>>61897233>outright own tons of profitable business across all sectors>sell the top>more cash than literally everyone to buy on the other side of THA GREAT HEEM TO COME>tarnished legacy
>>61896953Guys, what do you think about the idea of a club where I collect all paid premium content in one place? If you're interested text to me.
>>61897143tell me more about this gasplant she's opening
TRUMP PUMP TRUMP PUMP TRUMP PUMP BELIEVE IN OUR GOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL PUMP! IN TRUMP WE TRUST
>>61897255Do you think there could be someone here who would have access to IPs and who would make a list of regular Smiggers with their financial stats, their buys, their whereabouts etc or is this just a schizoid episode i'm having babe?
>>61897353this sounds like you have a brown skin?
>>61897353Go feed your village elsewhere
Just dca into AMD puts
>>61897361You mean a glowie or a lovelorn schizo with mod powers? because one of those seems like a guarantee and one seems like an unethical abuse of privilege
>>61897371>>61897372I am whiter than snow so feel free to join the club.
>>61897342lol you better sell those at open sonny boy
>>61897375We best keep up the Opsec huh babe
>>61897342sell them NOW if you're in the green or at least not deep red. NOW!!
I have slurped:CRWDZSNETover the past few days while they dumped. No way AI is going to disrupt them. If anything it will replace the analysts that read the output of those toolsAlso bought HOOD because I think that it will be the brokerage that most young people stay with, even if I don't want anything to do with it. I think their exposure to crypto is overblown
Bros im scared, what happens to all these stocks after nvda earnings come out?
>>61897383im hoping for an overnight green dildo to $700
>>61897386real schizos need no opsec beyond the power of destiny
>>61896959That's what I did, but I started investing at the end of the financial crisis. You'll likely be buying at the very top if you're just buying the S&P.
>>61897400The golden age bullrun begins
>>61897401the only thing getting an overnight dildo is your mama
POWER HALF AN HOUR
>>61897414show gookfu tits
>>61897418SWEET AND SOUR
>>61897429>NVDAGODS
nothing is worth buying, everything has been crabbing for the past 4 months, cant breach or have any price discovery, all I see are overpriced equities just waiting to dropI've been selling options, seems the safest investment at the moment, convince me otherwise
>>61897356Now that EPA is settled they can sign the contract from the acetylene supplier, and we'll get an announcement of the location for their main production facility. Also should get an announcement of their new HQ opening soon in Austin.
>>61897434how do you vote
>>61897274Mining boom has hardly begun.
>>61897435if i'm not huffing the gas straight from her butthole i'm not interestedi spent 4 whole dollars on this stock, it's the least she can do babe
>>61897434I bought in the last two weeks and im up 10% lol
>>61897359Is he speaking now? Makes sense. Was crabbing all day.
>>61897429has this biz been supplanted by PLTR yet? expecting a bloodbath
>>61897274i would say ironic. poetic is more like dreams coming true.
>>61897400Capital rotation into miners.
>>61897463Capital has been rotating into minors for a while
>>61897402SAVEDi think i needed this personally.
>>61897476Still early. Watch and learn.
Some big buys today by John Vanguard and David Blackrock. But I’m not fooled.
>>61897476plenty of money left plus, they are still printing and this will push metals even higher
PAYPAL BROS
>paypal is pumping on a rumour of a buyout wew, I bought at $40 a week agoknife status: caught
>>61897402i don't just mean the pic you included, btw, but especially your notion.
>>61897503seems like people price the buyout in
>>61896969okay we won't but we're just going to move these over by Iran don't worry not getting political okay maybe some closer to Taiwan also okay no big deal some weather we're having huh? Shit man I need to clean my guns again so humid okay yeah Nvidia huh
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>61897518-$180.11 (-1.37%)Panic sold for no reason. We're in tomorrow...
>>61897518Up 1.26%
>>61897518-.87%I was up bigly just a few hours ago. I'm beginning to think this semen-slurping sport isn't for me....
>>61897518+100% more schizophrenic
>>61897518My portfolio was higher in the morning, real tiresome how these stocks are mostly crabbing for months now
>>61897518Today: +1.40%This Week: -0.36%This Month: -1.20%This Year: -2.59%
>>61897518Thanks HGRAF computer (and UUUU)
>>61897518-0.11%. I will be unheemed by Friday
How the fuck are buyouts legal? Haven't they forgotten to ask someone? I DO NOT CONSENT
>>61897518-2.21%Just one green day this month would be nice. Just fucking one
>>61897534When 2 stocks love each other very much
>>61897522Waaiiiit a second we closed at the same price I sold at....we shall see how overnight treats this...
>>61897518 + 3.18%waiting patiently for the SOTU. Anon had some juicy rumors
>>61897518+1.43%got rid of KTOS and everything just werked
>>61897518+1.31% Id like to dedicate this alpha to my mom for supporting me with tendies
>>61897518+ 3% today+ 40% (approx) YTDFirst Majestic close to $30 USD
>>61897518+.60. Better than red.
>>61897401
>>61897518+10%Long ways to go to get back to ATH
>>61897518+0.48%I'll take it
>>61897518+14.75%
>>61897518>+1.13%
>>61897518-.97% came back, but not enough.
>>61897361would've been easier to spike the vax more but whatevs
>>61897518+0.20 poo scent in one port-0.46 poo scent in another
>>61897001As a diaspora why would you white boys even wanna go to SEA beside the women? Shit here is corrupt as shit and being a white man you really don’t get the best quality girls. Plus on the visa front, it so fucking shaky. Cause shit flips 180 all the time. Plus there are asian girls in the west, if you guys can’t get them here what the fuck are you doing.
Won't be much longer until our Leader lets us know what is going on in the country boss.
>>61897567Thanks boss. Mister President will set things right
>>618975181.32
>>61897504>>61897510I ONLY BOUGHT 150 SHARES LAST WEEK AUGHHHHH
So this is the power of 0DTEs
>>61897565>why would you white boys even wanna go to SEA beside the womenProperty is treated as since sacrosanct line-go-up retirement vehicle in the west, which makes affording a place to live very difficult. I'm happy to live in a relatively corrupt nation and rotate to another county every few months to years if it means I can afford to have a life outside of work Also westernized Asian women are bitchy
>>61897443based economical killdozer for the everyman
>didnt even make back half of what i lost yesterdayfuck you
>>61897001>>61897565I'm not running from anything I am running to low COL. Also I'm a boat/dive fag and and want to be on the water. I'm not a failure by any means I'm just not thrilled by the idea of litigation for another 20 years.
This was the little poomp before the mega doomp
>>61897583>>61897601That fair but, you guys do know they are tightening visas everywhere right? Plus like I said the govt here flips on regulations so much it crazy. At one point your visa was elligible and next time you renew it might be poof. Better to have a huge warchest though and rotate around. I think that visa runs are annoying though.
>>61897343The dollar is losing value rapidly and the crash can be spread over a decade by government intervention. Price will keep soaring and they won't be able to buy anything ever. At least they should have spread over gold and silver as well as cash, imagine how up they would be by now.
>>61897518+40%
>>61897568I've been living under a rock for the past year, so it'll be good to get a quick rundown on what's up. I'm really looking forward to it. Are we doing a watch party boss.
>>61897518I couldn't reach my mark even after a huge pump. No, I couldn't take profits, my profits were tops $3.Yes it was a fucking longshot, but it crabbed around 10am when it should have kept going.I made $0 today, only recovered from complete losses. I'll start tomorrow -$120.
>>61897652I will be gone then so I can't sorry boss
>>61897530WHERE IS HGRAF!?!?IT'S NOT ON FUCKING HOOD, YOU FAGGOTS
>>61897667*long breath in* BECAUSE IT'S AN OTC STOOOOOOOOOOCK
>>61897667why buy now? ship sailed without you months ago
>>61897518I've been locked out of my trading account for the whole day resulting in 2% gain, which is annoyingly one of my best days. Maybe i should just never touch my account.I'm heavy in oil and copper so the crash can come anytime though.
>>61897518Down -48% todayDown -83% this weekDown -92% this monthDown -94% YTDI don't make money, I burn it.How do you win using tiny amounts of money to win big amounts of money?
>>61897518>1 Day: +5.03%>1 Month: -12.29%Just three more days like this please.
TEM bros, we beat earnings, why are we still dumping?
>>6189768698% of gamblers quit before hitting it big, stick to your guns, Just bee yourself, don't change a thing
>>61897567I didn't know Netanyahu would speak today boss. He probably say stuff about Iran and Epstein.
>>61897667Schwab has it.
>>61897686why don't you just do the opposite of whatever you normally do?If you feel like it's a good time to go long, take a short position instead
>>61897686Wtf, that's brutal, -94%? What happened?
>>61897686take out a loan + leverage. you can do it. its a numbers game. try often enough and you will unironically make it. thats how most of us did it
>>61897686>-94% ytdDid you gamble your whole port on weekly OTM options or something
>>61897518+0.0% The dividend ETFs that I'm holding are so finely balanced that all movements canceled each other out. Keeping 35% cash so I can gamble with leverage if larger market swings happen.
>>61897721Options. He’s a gambler.
>>61897706Is there a polymarket bet that Trump will not say stuff about Epstein today? How can I profit from this 100% certainty?
>>61897740https://polymarket.com/predictions/state-of-union
>>61897740I hope someone else pedo at him during the speech. That's my bet.
>>61897740I said this in a different thread but do not do a polymarket bet if Trump has any control over the outcome. Eric WILL tell him words or topics to avoid and his family WILL load into the unfavorable option. There’s no sure bet here. His son-in-law has a stake in polymarket IIRC so he will probably tip him off as well.
>>618977401) is there more info about Trump hanging out with famous mossad PDF? No mention 2) is there no info about Trump but about opposition hanging out with famous mossad PDF? Mention.3) info about both trump and opposition? Time to bomb iran
>>61897752>Six Seven 12%Now they take he piss
>>61897740When are they going to let the people invest in prediction markets within their 401ks and IRAs boss?
>>61897503>>61897504Who else bought at 40?
>>61897777end stage capitalism (so, like, 7 years based on your get)
>>61897717>>61897729>>61897721I only spend smaller amounts because I can't just jam 200 or 300 and fail, I'd be broke within 2 days.I do options because any stock is too expensive to hold even one of and I want $$$ from this, not long term old white man bullshit. If I had oz of gold, I'd sell it because it's money, no point in holding it, it's not hitting 50k tomorrow.
>>61897459no his speech is in 4 hours
>>61897798I'm sure if you gave me 1k, I'd mess it up and buy the wrong thing, even though today went well enough, just my option made 0$ all day.
>>61897798What options, brother
>>61897518slurped more BLZE after it shit the bed after the earning report came out saying it was finally becoming profitable. Up 0.26% today mostly on SaaS recovering.
>>61897806Bro, look at this situation realistically. Even if you hit really big with an option and hit 20k or something, you clearly fucking suck at trading, and you’ll just lose it again. You’d have better odds in a casino unironically. Quit while you’re ahead (not overleveraged into debt)
>>61897518+0.67%Not too bad, recovered almost half of what I lost yesterday. I should probably reduce my PLTR position, it's dragging my portfolio down
>hydrograph clean power™>+13%Her piercing gaze locked onto mine, a smoldering intensity that could ignite a boardroom. As the stunning CEO leaned closer, her tailored suit hugging every curve, confidence radiated like heat. Those deep, knowing eyes held mine captive, daring me to match her fire in a game where she’s always in control. That's when I knew I needed more. I needed more HGRAF.
>>61897621>could have been up moaris easy to call in hindsight, but again, they outright own a full portfolio of actual businesses generating income across all sectors, so there's no need to take unnecessary risks just to swing your dicks around one last time. Also, just because a crash /could/ be spread over a decade by gov intervention doesn't mean it will be. They've already spread the Fed so thin between 2008 and THA COOF interventions that it's going to have to be a lot more targeted to crucial aspects, plus it's all part of (((THE PLAN))) to hoover up the M2 and reduce comfort/complacency throughout the world so that the power of THA DANGLING CARROT is restored and Warren knows that you're a NIGGER!
>>61897565>there are asian girls in the westMaybe in California, otherwise in most states it’s a combo of blacks, whites and latinas. Most of whom are fat as Hell.
Isn't this like the 2nd or third time a Google AI has done something like this? Remember when it identified a picture of two blacks as monkeys?
PYPL
>>61897836based ai. telling it how it is
Didn’t MSFT release a chat bot like 10 years ago that immediately became based?
>>61897824I hate casinos actually, something about them always was seedy or sad.>>61897818Took an SPX 6920 this morning when it was at 6825.
>>61897849She was too pure for this world
>>61897849Oh yeah, Tay?She became racist against blacks and jews in an hour via feeding her simple statistics or something.
>>61897829The only thing I hate is the end of the day hugging every few days that happens. Its unsettling.
>>61897849Don't say her name anon, its raw and still hurts too much.
>>61897856Err. Rugging
I think we're going to be in this no jobs/infrastructure cycle for a few years.I wonder what the next thing thing that could be profitable. Nothing where you have to consume because noone can afford anything, all spending is by gov and mega corps. Mining and energy is already bloated.Private security? How do you invest in that?
>>61897821look up BLZE today seeing how it's doing >you talk about buying itGood luck anon. 420 BLZE IT
>>61897821there's like a billion of these cloud storage companies why'd this one catch your eye?
Why is nobody talking about Tesla anymore?
>>61897833Just go to Vancouver
>>61897851What was your reasoning for thr 6920?I have never done options btw
>>61897849>futures
>>61897868What is there to say?EV is owned by Chinese. Elon will focus on AI and space. You say something about Tesla
>>61897855I think they spammed her with /pol/ content
>>61897861> Mining and energy is already bloatedNot even close
>>61897849Tay was sweet All AI development in the west has centered around trying to avoid obvious but politically inconvenient conclusions. There have been more man hours spent working to try and make AI retarded in only the approved ways than have been spent developing the hardware it runs on
>>61897518+2.5%Another unusual day in metals energy and commodities. I noticed this week it was starting to decouple from the general market (indexes down metals down). Now today metals flat and stonks up. It’s a small signal but something unusual. Signs of retail entering in some volume. Hasn’t happened for last 3 years. Even with 300% gains.
Anyone got an update on the carriers eta to cyprus?
>>61897255All of it. Looking to go for like 70-80k this year whether that's a down payment or etf dump
>>61897861Priv Sec?You MAKE it profitable. Hire goons to break shit and then go "WELP, I'M PRIVATE SECURITY COMPANY, COULD USE ME, HUH?"
>>61897872It was cheapest I could afford from yesterday's "win" without dumping it all into a single thing.
>>61897836Maybe this shit really is super intelligence
TRIPSANDTHEMARKETRIPSLONG IREN BEFORE STATE OF UNION ENERGY ANNOUNCEMENT >t. insider
>>61897999you faggot. why did you do that?
>>61897999LFG!
>>61898006Why wouldn't you want the market to rip anon?That means go up lots very quickly.Like beyblades, let em rip!
OH YEAH BABY!! VIBE COOOOOODING!!!!
>>61898018What's your favorite Beyblade cartoon?
>>61897999
>>61897999Holy based
>>61897999Witnessed
>>61898021I don't watch cartoons. I live it. You have to live it anon.
>>61897829Hawt
>>61898046Okay fine. I'll take Beyblades next time I go visit my brother-in-law
Omg I’m so fucking mad what if Trump says robots in 2 hours I should have bought Tesla call fuck my life
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTSYDGuys, I was listening to a bloom(((BERG))) podcast and had an impulse to look at a FED graph. Is something happening?https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCLWe're inflecting on balance sheet.Jesas christo
>>61898039kek
>>61897999Joking aside, what are we looking at if Trump says GOOD WORD and BAD WORD?
What is /smg/'s take on HRB?
>>61897503I bought Paypal this morning.>>61897504Didn't hear. just saw the massive long dip and recent pump. Thought I should get in on that while it is near the bottom of a recovery. Cool now I bout a cheap stock with name recognition. This is even better.
>>61898060it's not too late anon
>>61897999IRENNNNN
80% cash, am I the retard, not it must be the kids .
>>61898088There usually is always something to buy somewhere
Please god let Trump announce a whole new set of tariffs and crash the markets tomorrow
>>61898061
>>61898085AND IRENIREN SO FAR AWAYIRENIREN ALL NIGHT AND DAYBOMB IREN NOT IRAN MAN JAH RASTAFARI PEACE AN LUV IN ZION MON
>>61898071He's a good egg.
>>61898067
>futaris
>>61897999Fine, I bought 2 shares
Where my oilmen at? Easiest buy the rumour sell the news
>>61898092Everything is valued like it’s made out of solid gold. Even igv.
>>61897033Advanced money duplicator
>>61898133Double that amount. Add three zeros. Even then, you have half as much as you'll wish you bought this time next week.
>>61898157Top singal
HGRAF is just garbage Don if he was a hot blonde woman. Change my mind
>>61898157Nah you didn't get digits, I'm sticking with under $100 in
MARKET DUMPING TOMORROW
>>61898159this desu senpaiWhenever someone on /smg/ tells me to buy something, I go out and get topped.
>>61898161>garbage Donnow there is a name I haven't heard in a long time
>>61898167Dumping before the NVDA skyhigh-tower of a green candle pumps the semi sector triple digit percentages
>>61898097RATE CUTS ARE BULLISH! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY!
Can someone please explain why DASH has fallen so much recently?
>>61898179People can't afford food taxis anymore, we're all spending money on stocks
>>61898167maybe for you but not for me.
>>61898186>People can't afford food taxis anymoreBut that's only temporary, so the market should see through it. Once people have better incomes, they'll go back to ordering food delivery more often than is good for them.
>>61898202Buddy it costs like 50 bucks to door dash Waffle House. It’s unironically over.
>>61898179no one has jobs to pay for the food delivery, and everyone who lost their job is doing food delivery. you have lots of supply but no demand
>>61897861Because they spent it all on AI. Mining is under valued. If you got a fidelity account you can compare your average with the average of the whale investors. I have found it is best not to follow the trend. Information tech that I invested in is mostly Nokia. The rest the the pre crashed computer hardware not completely jeeted. And of course I just invested in other stuff today. It just hasn't updated it yet.
>>61898206>disposable income won't improve in the foreseeable futureYou're not allowed to say that. We're only supposed to get richer and richer over time. Always!
>>61897999this IREN?
>>61897999How 2 buy if market close?
>>61898228After hours innit
>>61898228Check the extended hours toggle
>>61898179>down from IPOWow
>>61898179I think it's because uber eats is eating their lunch! *Winks at you and grabs your arm and gives you an Indian rugburn and then noogies your stupid ass head and laughs at my own joke*
>>61897999Based IREN Chad! Almost certainly over $100 by the end of the year.Easiest way to a 3 X in a while.
>>61897999i just bought 1k worth and am down $2. why the fuck did i listen to you
Crypto exchange Kraken has launched trading of tokenized equity perpetual futures on its regulated derivatives platforms, allowing eligible non-US clients to trade 24/7 leveraged exposure to major US stock indexes, gold and individual companies including Nvidia, Apple and Tesla.>24/7 leveraged exposure to major US stock indexes, gold and individual companies
>>61898063>dunking on blacks while humble-braggingvery based mr newsom!
i seriously need the market to dump to trigger my buy limit. i can withstand the volatility unlike you redditors
BOGLEOIL some moar during EXT hrs.
>>61898287*BOGLEDi'm definitely not telling u NIGGERS to buy NATGAS bc it is waaaaay 2 dangerous 4 NIGGERS u have 2 gno how2 and i have a lot of dry powder 4 way moar.
>>61898179citrini research made a hit piece that mentioned them
>>61898254Erm... don't you need a license or something from the government to be a brokerage?
Any alternatives to TradingView? That shit site turned into burning garbage over the last 5 years. It's nothing but jeet AI spam and jeet mods izzatfarming together. Had a jeet threaten to dox me and the little swarthoid cunt is still not banned but they banned me for calling the Fed stupid.
I bought NVDA calls yesterday and sold them for 12% profit today :)
>>61898292I heard the hot blonde CEO of HGRAF will be opening her gas plant for business fyi
>>61898314what are they gonna do about it?
>he didn't buy oil tanker calls before the strikes on Iran tonightNever gonna make it
sumitomo metals is carrying my portfolio like no tomorrow
>>61898339Nice play
>>61898358She could just release the gas stored in her lips and power an AI data center that figures out how to correct the errors in the mutant fish genes and moon AquaBounty stook.
>>61898378
I have a weird feeling that the trump pump returns tonight. Dare I say, we're so back?
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>>61898147
I just hit 6 figures for the first time
>>61898774kick ass, BLESSED
>>61898774Nice work anon. You're gonna make it.
