goy edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious thread>>61900386
The market waits with testicle-sceneted breath
first for total nigvidia annihilation
Based thread post
are the 240 calls on nvidia for 27th shorters hedging or is it smg gamblers?
>>61901470What the fuck is going on with crypto today and should I buy BMNR and HSDT to keep my CAN and IREN shares company?
GAUZ
I made 0.17% gains today
My stocks continue to pump, why are investors loading up right before njudea earnings if the market is about to crash on a miss (or on a hit)? Didn't they know they can buy cheaper on Friday?
>>61901481The same speculation on semis earnings with nvidia is the same shit with crypto why are you asking this question
>>61901481BRO ive been shilling BMNR and Iren On here for the past week and now you consider it?
I enjoy acquiring KODK below 7.50
LWLG still looking spicy if anyone else is looking into photonics at all.>>61901354Shill me WRLG anon, why this specific junior?
Micron sisters WGMI
>>61901498I BELIEVE....
>>61901495Man Im really getting back into analog film but investing and products you love don't always mix
GOOD AFTERNOON MY FELLOW GOYS
>>61901491I already have IREN and I took the week off. MARA and CLSK also look interesting
Why didn’t I buyed Circle yesterday?
>>61901512Good man, I would suggest going with IBIT or something if you want direct exposure babe
>>61901507babe you know I only love you KODK is just a debt restructuring thing, there's nothing serious going on between me and KODK I promise babe
>Lockheed sharting
No im not upset that my SCHD shares and n video puts are eating penis today
>>61901498I've got a semi too.
>>61901529up 20% on KODK, bought a year or two ago. just gonna hold it.
comex march silver default has been cancelled and postponed to may. they managed to close or roll forward the open interest for March down to manageable levels over the past week, but May open interest has ballooned to 70k. the remaining march open interest will still drain the registered vaults and force silver price upwards but any potential happening won't be until may.
>>61901491YOU’VE BEEN SHILLING IREN?? HEY LOOK MAN I JUST WANNA TALK
Is the COMEX halted? All of my commodity charts have been frozen for the last 10 minutes
OH SARS WE ARE SO HIGHWILL WE SHIT LIKE MASSIVE INDIAN CURRY SHITTING FESTIVAL OH BLOODY IT SMELL LIKE PUT TIME YOU MADARCHODSRUSTLER SO HIGH FUCKING
Claude is fully down right now kekhttps://status.claude.com/
Copper will crash, it's overvalued because tariffs and inflation worries. It will be worth a lot in 3 years, so you gamblers stay away and buy gold and silver instead. Don't ruin my copper
>>61901556AAAAAAAAAA
>>61901556Chatgtp, how do i code without claude?
>>61901558I have 20k on KDK right now lmao
Who ever invented money is pretty fucking gay if you ask me
>>61901535SHLD dip looking delicious right now
>>61901571Nigga claude is supposed to be a supplement
>>61901498>>61901539>>61901503What's your price target on MU? I've got 30k of the damn stuff and I need to know when to take
>>61901558I have already buyed CGNT thoever
>>61901579540
Will it dump in a few days?
>>61901579MU is okay, but realistically I don't see the massive growth which is why it might be best to invest in other semiconductor producers. Odds are even a full spread on semiconductors will get you to much better than Micron alone.There's a fight between different companies going on for the pie, but a 1T mc isn't outrageous for any big producer long term.
Worlds largest company by 2027
>>61901483Just go away.******* is just going to wait until the stock is dead and pay no premium over the exchange price. You aren't going to get paid a premium for your defaulted company shares. I don't get how you fail to understand that company is being shorted to shit and even if someone wants to buy it up as an acquisition, they aren't going to hurry while it's collapsing.
I am financially
>>61901579Around $500. I bought late so I'd like to do a little more than break even. I originally expected $700 but now I'm not so sure. I'll probably hold until earnings at least.
>>61901558just let me know when you get shaken out by the crash and i'll buy all your high quality copper ingots you better not rip me off
If I wake up and NVDA is below 190 again there is going to be an accident.
>>61901549Imagine Hycroft and what it might do on the next leg.
>>61901483Kek where do people even find shit companies like this?
>>61901550Whats up babe?
>>61901616he shit posts this 3 times a day its annoying at least do it with a company that has substance
>>61901616Down is Up andBad is Good. Get with the programProbably some idf related shill that gets paid per post on pol and shills his dead penny Israeli stock with 2 bankruptcies for lols in his free time.
>2026>needing to inhale female assbuy (female) natural gas
>>61901616I wonder if this guy knows he is in one of the best reaction memes of all time. I think about this question a lot.
bobo pfthahahaha
Please r8 my portfolio?
>>619016302 **defaultsNot bankruptcies. But gets naked shorted to $0 all the same
>>61901631do you have Tourette's or something?
EVERYTHING is either pumping or dumping at the same time. crypto, pm, stocks. make it make sense.
>>61901643It makes sense to me everything is on a crab cycle
>>61901631it's halted bro
>>61901643It's almost like every single market on the planet is controlled by a few extremely powerful companies haha
>>61901635Too bearish
>>61901643YOU make it not make sense.
Is this>le miracle turnaround?
How much do these fake companies usually pump? Would I be stupid to try and get a 2x out of it?
>>61901631NatGas. I tried to play this current cold snap but it was front-run enough to make me lose money. But the last chill in January I made 3x so I can't complain.
shyness really is the worst fate for a guy romantically. Probably even more than being a manlet or norwood. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
>>61901616Buying opportunities. No
>>61901626
>>61901662it 4xed in the last 6 months. I'm sure now is the time to jump in for a 2x good luck little buddy
>>61901643retail becoming exit liquidity as usual.
I bought REMX. I shall hold for at least 2 years. Consider this my proper shilling post
>>61901673bofa?
>>61901668Babe its ok, has anyone looked at ASST wow
>>61901680Deez
Klarnasisters, how are we feeling
>>61901668It's strange seeing that video since I've had this game theoretic hypothesis in my head for decades. The difference is both sides are psychos. Only, one side wants people to like them.
God damn it my calls are getting assigned this week aren’t they
>>61901674This actually looks decent
>>61901554Are you retarded? Do you believe this is going to move in the next 2 1/2 hours? LOL
>>61901647i saw the message. why?
>>61901692say bye bye to your precious shares
>>61901643Switching between assets. Damn even I have been doing that for the last month. Very exciting. Anyone who says materials are bloated is a shill. This is precisely why Comex is having a shortage. Not just overprinting futures. Energy will also have dividends if you invest in the right stocks. They don't want you buying that either. AI is the bubble. That is why the tech is so high on the average.
Just saw some hotshot in a Miata
best sectors to diversify into, I'm currently 80% semis lolat some point I have to get some out but I dont see how they wont pump even more this year and next year and next year
>>61901702Let’s see if NVDA will betray me or the market at large. I really like having my shares.
>Major earnings day>Don't have any options>No stress or concern
>>61901716Energy, defense, materials that need to be mobilized for war
>>61901723Drop a cheeky $50 on something. Just to get your daily dopamine fix.
>>61901736I'm eating some charcuterie. My endorphins are already overloaded.
>>61901716EU nuclear energy is where I want to go next, but I need to do some research.
>>61901726any good low cost etf's for energy and also for materials and also rare metals/mining and shit?I cba researching good ones in the sector and gamble when I personally have 0 clue on the market
Anyone eyeing the MCGA SPAC to profit off Trump’s Crypto.com CRO treasury scheme? You can sell it back for 10 bucks up through the merger and the potential for a low float spike is compelling. If DJT is anything to go off of you could see 9x but you don’t want to be left holding it.https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1849635/000114036125032615/ef20054552_ex99-2.htm
>>61901723Nigvideo's propping up the entire market so rev up those concerns fren
>>61901470I'll take a frog
>>61901713He was 100% taking hot shots
>autistic racist jap babe stopped posting ever since the japanese /biz/ was linkedShe's never coming back is she
Friend, if you're thinking about buying/selling last minute NVDA optionsJust don'tHave a nice evening and just chill out. Close whatever website or app you're using to monitor your portfolio. And leave this thread for today too.Treat yourself to some peace of mind
>>61901784japanese biz? i'm gonna lern to ching chong and chase my penelope babe
>>61901798>As of 2020, 5channel (formerly 2channel), one of Japan's most popular bulletin board sites, features over 1,000 active boards and handles approximately 2.7 million posts daily on weekendsBruh that's a lot of nips
>>61901798Japenese are based dont be racist ling ling is Chinese
>>61901798Good thing I'm not a できない
>>61901607I was in at 330 then got greedy and doubled down at the top. I literally could have more profit with less stock. But I do think it's going to kiss 500+ and I will take profits then.
smells of feembrap
>>61901669Oh... I didn't realize my broker wasn't showing me the full history...
>>61901816>5B in put volumewew lad
Why is Western Digital going crazy all of a sudden?
>>61901857Js or Ns.
>>61901835SPY rn for comparison
>>61901862wat
>>61901816>>61901835Is that a record?
>>61901809>できないnice moonrunes anonstop acting like you know japanese though
>>61901874it's about the 0dte vol you'd see on SPY on an opex day
>>61901874No, its just a lot for a position on a single stock. The call volume is also 11B and thats insane for a single position
>>61901888nvidia has been the 3rd most active/highest volume options for a long whileit is basically where degens gamble if bored of spy but honestly calls seems like easy money printing for this earnings
>>61901897sometimes this is an indicator of upside protection, but with a 2:1 c/p 2/27 ratio I'd say it's instead heavily bullish bets
YoU bought memory yet?https://x.com/jukan05/status/2026592678746771921
>>61901897premiums are getting kind of insane though so its tempting to sell them 3/20 @210s have almost 5 premium
njudea will post good results and everything will go red anyway
>>61901897Im holding like 2k of calls and puts, but I think it will be the usual "blow out earnings and guidance" and drop 12% because of some capex line item was $2m more for like, fucking ketchup packets in the cafeteria or some shit. Its all stupid.
>>61901817What's that aroma?
>>61901912Saar, I am balls deep in MUU
>>61901912big if true
>>61901912>Boomers spent years seething about kids and their fucking RAM obsession instead of buying MOO at $60
Bullish
>>61901912I'm buying the Starcraft index, babe.
do you guys think insider kikes got leaked numbers from NVDA? what else could explain the shitcoin pump back to 70k?
>>61901940What does NVDA have to do with the price of bitstein?
>>61901912investing in samsung is basically printing money atm
>>61901940It's just gamblers anon
>>61901940I think it couldn't be more obviousdon't give a fuck about bitshit though
>>61901949Everything. Crypto drives on tech sentiment
>>61901949Bitcoin clipping
>>61901912semibros just can't stop winning
>>61901940If anything this sounds like a pump and dump
>>61901952How are we feeling about ewy continuing its traction for another year?
I'm tempted to reallocate my index fund portfolio to just MSFT, AMZN, META, and GOOG.
holy kek bobos
>>61901912Meanwhile retards on /v/ think consoles will get around this price hike somehow
>>61901977The pump doesn't even drag the tip of the iceberg long term
Wonder if I should get back in on the rigetti meme
bought BITF, MARA and IREN
>>61901491Hey man are you the guy who shilled me it was gonna moon or something when it was like $60?
>>61901987That's a big dump babe
>>61902008Theres no way youve lost much on it
>>61901912>Samsung phones will get generic memory so they can sell their memory inventory to AppleThat explains why AT&T is so keen to give me so many offers on a new Galaxy S26. It's going to be shit.
my FAS position is no longer underwater
>>61902001Good job babe
>>61902027bullish for drinking during pregnancy
>>61902030kek
>>61902030wait not every mom does irght?
>>61902022This makes me wonder if there is a good shorting (via puts not actual shorts) opportunity on all these companies whose products are going to tank in quality and therefore sales eventually due to AI companies taking a lot of the products.
I just hit 200K! Which is nice because I was hoping to hit 100K by year end in 25.
>>61902030>bullish for drinking
>>61902030you silly trickster. i margin call you last.
Slurped PTC. Vibe-coded slop won't replace industrial software.
>>61901912>>61902022The irony that we have warehouses upon warehouses of memory not being used by OpenAI and Oracle
>>61902038GratsIve been struggling to stay in 6 fig hell
>>61901673Inverse everything Koscheissi says
>>61902050hint*>minors
>>61901912So I guess I'm never selling Micron then?
thoughts on ARM?
>>61902049It’s gonna be old and not cutting edge by the time it get put to use . There are going to be exceptionally amazing hardware deals when all of the dust settles .
lol, CME having more trading issues?lmao, COMEX gonna default
>>61901978>losing steamin a couple years maybe, but I don't see why it should happen in a year or quickeryou only make a bet on china not going to war basically
red pill me on jane street.
>>61902069CNBC talking about it now
>>61902068except for all the hpm memory made for ai. That's going straight into the trash. It's kind of amazing how badly they are screwing up>buy all the ram at its peak demand and high prices>ram is only made for ai>if the ai craze is over they will sell the ram in a low demand market and take a loss>all the hpm ram is useless
I'm making a little too much money today
>>61902069>Additionally, all day orders and GTDs with today’s date will be cancelled. All GTCs that have been acknowledged will remain working.huh
>>61902022I have the plus. It's nice.
People still hire accountants?
Of course the stocks bottomed and started pumping prior to me looking, why must I watch this market so closely for a good deal? Why can't it be like April 2025 where I wouldn't have to watch so closely?
early DING for me I have somewhere to be laterhave lots of fun with earnings+4.05%
How long do you typically hold a stock for?
>>61902121womp womp bro, just come into the water. chicken.
>>61902125Good job Lad good to see you up. and have a good rest of your day!
>>61901784she's stuck here unless someone intervenes and i'm trying my best. she's still here she's just disguising herself, which is how she got into trouble in the first place.you need to be one consistent person babe, not dissociating, not anonymous, not part of a group. you've got to learn to be yourself, accountable for your actions and true to your word. this place is not healthy for you, it never was. you can't see that for yourself but i can see it for you and i hope you learn to trust me.
>>61901940Are you in doubt about "early access" methods to data?
Let's go power hour
>>61901984PS6 base model will be $999 at release in 2029.
Sour hour please I don’t want to get assigned in the aftermarket pump.
>>61902154who will buy that garbage just build a pc
Is mgpi cooked? Is alcohol really done man
>>61902154and be obsolete when it releases.
>>61902161A mid-tier gayming PC will cost $6k to build by then
>>61902166It will not be because of the locked eco system and established fanbase.By that logic, Nintendo has released "obsolete" hardware since the original Wii and should've gone out of business decades ago.
I would buy here and hold until 2028.But I don't have any liquidity until June. I already allocated for 1H 2026. Sad.I don't want to sell and have to file tax stuff.
>>61902161>just build a pcKek, lol even. If I want to upgrade my storage alone, it will cost me more than the GPU I bought years back
>>61901470What if I go to all 3 of them and partake in their services?
>>61902176The difference is use case and target audience. kids dont care that a switch cant run at 120 fps
>>61901912My cock MY COOOOOOOOOOCK
DIE BABE DIE
>>61902166Oh nvm no point of me reasoning, youre one of thise elitists that mocks consoles and says>$400!? For that? You can make an elite tier PC with $400!>*enter anon with $400 gaming PC*>everybody point and laugh at this anons low quality PC, didn't you know? You need a $3k PC for it to be any good!Bruh you're the kinda guy who got stuck bagholding SOXL from $70 down to $10 only to sell the bottom
>>61902192POWER HOUR>POWER HOURPOWER HOUR>POWE HOUR
>>61902116this is the first way. I asked claud to provide the exact statue that requires me to pay taxes. it couldn't. so basically not paying any this year, best accountant ever.
>>61902168>>61902178I understand things are getting expensive, do you guys not use your high iq brains to create incomes? I dont want to say skill issue
>>61902196how oddly specific.maybe im just salty because Sony took away the ability to run linux on the PS3?
YES SARRRRR HERE IT COMES THE SHITTING WE ARE GOIGN DOWN MY BLOODIES HERE WE GO THE BAGS WILL BE RUGGED YOU MADARCHODS!!!!
>>61902177your accountant lady doesnt do your filings for you?
>>61902212>NVDAGODS
NVDA IS FUCKING CRASHING!!
thingken bout jensen and semiconductors
>>61902214It's a dude and yes he does itBut in my country there is currently a confusion over capital gains taxes on UCITS ETFs and I don't want to risk it.The law says they are tax free. The tax authorities said otherwise in one specific case where they were trying to nail someone, and that someone chose not to defend himself. So now there is precedent that goes against the law. I don't want to risk it until it's cleared up, so I'm not selling any ETFs.
>>61902220DIP BEFORE THE DIP DIP BEFORE THE RIP
>>61902212>deIISo they just fade into obscurity? Whatever happened to the anon with specific price targets on it going up, you know the anon from late last year? What was the case for them anyways?
>>61902212Feels like every day is earnings season.They should reduce the intervals to monthly, even weekly.
>>61902221
>>61902220your monitors upside down blud
>>61901470>40 min until nigvideo earningsBRACE FOR IMPACT
>>61902212Is CELH still a play?
>>61902204Luckily for me I don't care about modern games anyhow and my PCs are already beefy enough for what I need them to do
>>61901549>the heckin comex banksters live to fight another day! Im long PM and miners but this comex shit is so cringe I've been hearing this shit for 20 years. There's this one retard on Twitter with a decent following and every time silver drops 2 dollars he starts screeching about how it's a smash.
>>61902256Def not
I can't wait until tomorrow, market going to dump after nvidia earnings like the 6 other times before it.
SARS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED WE WILL BE SHITTING BLOODY FUCKING!!! BUY YOUR PUTS NOW YOU BENCHODS BY VISHNU WE WILL SHIT BLOOD HARDER THAN BAD CURRY AT POOJA FESTIVAL FUCKING BLOODY BITCH LASAGNA
>>61902260Good boy
>>61902263I honestly think it would be funnier to see it rip past like $250 since everyone is expecting a drop after earnings.
>>61902263>poor 2080ti-chan being thrown out when owner-chan upgraded to a 4080;-;
>>61902263This time is different
>>61902158The option holder has the right to exercise until 5:30PM eastern on exp date
>>61902251https://youtu.be/5M9r6PZPaIo
>>61902277Get on my level
>2025 Q1 772 Million Net Revenue>Q4 1 Billion>JP Morgan sets 31$ price target, announces 5% stake>pic relWhy are Investors bearish about this stock? What am I missing?
I can already see how this dogshit market is gonna fuck me over today>crab mania fucked me over until i had enough and went full cash>started positioning long last week>got flushed like a whore with daddy issues on monday, stopped out of everything>now suddenly everything is back up like 15%>can't buy shit because NVDA earnings risk>if i buy NVDA tanks the market and i get flushed again>if i don't NVDA saves the market and i wake up to everything being up 30% from monday lows>just high enough to get me back in just to flush againheads up, i'm not buying, so feel free to make money with your calls you fucking faggotsFuck my life, portfolio is down -5% for the year and tomorrow i'm gonna wake up to QQQ on 630 again like nothing fucking happened, fuck your fucking dips they only work when i don't buy them
>>61902296They have pretty lose loan acceptance standards that will eventually bite them in the ass if there is a market downturn. Ask me how I know.
>>61902298Quit using stops faggot if you are so scared you are making shit stock picks to begin with
slurped MSFX
This it it.
Only 30 more minutes before you wish you had bought NVDA put options boss.
>>61902288>SLIGODS
>STZ
>>61902327Maybe I can take up drinking heavily again if the prices come down
>>61902327More room for data centers.
>>61902327Buddy check >MGPI
>>61902338no. those go in ugly states.
>>61902327
>>61902298just buy VUG, there's your safe dip and longterm hold
UM BROSDID YOU SEE THE OPTIONS ON SLV???
15 minute until the bubble pops
stock’s
>>6190237615 more weeks
>>61902327how? isn't wine basic bitch proof?
>>61902380Lonelier and lonelier generations drink less
>>61902380Wine is a woman's drink, when alone. Social drinking is on the decline, and those that do tend to be brewery snobs.
>>61902327>>61902383I doubt wine consumption is driven by people going out to restaurants 3-4 times a month.It's got to be the lonely alcoholics drinking every single night at home.
>>61902380zoomers killed alcohol, smoking, movie theaters, applebees, and phone calls.
>>61902398Zoomers going out en masse to Uma Musume doe
My boss (who is 60) is now annoyed when people call him without texting him first. So it's not a zoomer thing.I think phone calls are just dead. Only scammers call.
>>61902395Alcoholics aren't buying California wines. They're getting those giant cheap Australian bottles.
I did the needful saars
>>61902405Wha? I mean i suppose discord can replace some of it but
I made a couple hundred bucks on quantum computing stocks today. Sell before Nvidia?
>>61902416YES SARRRRRR YOU WILL BE RICH YOU BLODOY FUCKING SLV HAS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE YOU FUCKING SEE IT WILL GO UP LIKE INDIA SPACE ROCKET 2032 POWERED BY HOLY COW DUNG METHANE GAS WE WILL DO THE NEEDFUL ON MARS BLOODY!!!
My sources are telling me it is unfortunately over for NVDA boss.
>>61902419IONQ reports todayl too, and will probably shit the bed
Oh shit here comes the drop
>>61902424No need to be pessimistic about Nvidia. Anon on another thread says Nvidia earnings leaked and they beat bigly boss
smells of poo in here
>>61902419I would, but thats just me.
>>61902424I think NVDA will blow us out of the water and start at least another 5 month melt up.
*JUST IN***NVDA BEATS BOTTOM AND TOP LINE**
5 minutes until it's over
5 minute warning5 minutes to impact
tempted to sell my NVDA put in this gay drop
>>61902435Pltr beat by like 20% last time and still dropped like a rock
UH GUYS
YES SARRRRRRYOU WILL BE STUPID TO IGNORE MY THIRD WARNINGTHE BANK TOUCANS WILL DUMP ON YOU AND YOU WILL BE STUG WITH THE BAGS, RETAIL KEEPS BUYING WHILE BBCROCK KEEPS SELLING IT WILL ALL SHITYOU WILL SEE MADARCHODSDO NOT BE STUPID BANGLADESHI FUCKINGS, BUY THE PUTS NOW!!!!!
PLEASE NIGVIDEO SAR PLEASE RUG SO I CAN FEED MY VILLAGE
ITS FUCKING DUMPING
Welcome everyone, Romaine Bostic here with Bloomberg Beyond the bell. Earnings are crossing the wire.NVidia, itt's a beat. Stock's down -20%
IT BEGINS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE ARE DUMPING
oh shit looks like numbers leaked. its BAD
The redeeming has already begun
SELL SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER
>>61902435The only number that matters is the marginsThey'll dump it if there's any signs of margin compression
LLLLLLLLETS GET READY TORUMMMMMMM>BULLEEEEEEEEEEE
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!Midweek check-in!?!?
>>61902327Cali wines kind of suck anyway, the bottle is mostly pesticide juice.
IT'S OVER
TRUST THE PLAN NIGGERS
>>61902483Up 1.21% at the end of day dump
>>61902483+4.95 poo centI sure hope nothing unusual happens after hours
>>61902483Today: +1.33%This Week: +0.97%This Month: +0.11%This Year: -0.82%back to crab year
>>61902483+3.47%finally a green day-0.55% this weekdie nigvidia, die!
a leather jacket just flew over my house!
>>61902483-0.28% Buying rope once I leave my wage cage.
>>61902483-100% its over im starting over from scratch againim so fucking bad lmao
AAAAAHHHHHHHH IT'S DROPPING
>>61902483-32% reeeeeeeeee
>>61902494nvda range bound to between 180 and 225 confirmed
>>61902483dirty jews kiked me from up 2% to flat on the day at close
>>61902483+.33%
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
>>61902483+0.94%
>that gigapump into reversal on CRMfucking hell
>>61902515Why is Salesforce's ticker CRM?
Fucking hell this crab is killing me
>>61902483Today: +1.29%This week: +0.54%YTD: +1.57%
So are these assholes releasing earnings at 20 or 30?
kek bobos
>>61902507I expect it to do the usual and drop to 175 after earnings, the calls are just cheap insurance.
>>61902523It's at 20
>>61902520Computer Machine
>>61902362Nope. Fill us in
>>61902483+0.74%OK for a day with no news
>>61902483>+0.69%
>>61902533insane premiums
>>61902500stop buying high and selling low retardstop fucking around with options retardstop eating your own shit retard
How did NVDA meet everyone's expectations? It's fucking flat, everybody lost boss.
>>61902520Customer Relationship ManagementThat's the generic term for the product they provide
Shut the fuck up. Jenson Nvidia is about to speak
Nvda better make 9000 trillion this quarter or everything is going to zero and everyone dies
>>61902531Press release 20. Call at 30
WHAT STREAM ARE YALL WATCHING FOR NVDA???
>>61902546earnings isnt for another hour boss
>>61902546They release it in 10 minutes boss
>>61902548Aren't they the fuck asses that fired too many developers for AI?
I hope it all comes crashing down
>>61902554I'm just watching the chart on google and hitting f5 boss.
poorfag jeets general
>>61902540Ive never used leverage. Elaborate
>>61902561i didn't buy so of course it's gonna rip to 220sorry
Less than 10 minutes. Be heemed or redeemed.
>>61902568As in people are selling options with high premiumshttps://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SLV/options/?date=1773964800It means people think it has a good chance of going up a lot.
>>61902514Nice bread
>>61901483whenever I see boondocks I think of my lost teenagedom and how hot the girls were, same with class of 09. Boondocks had a lot of hot white girls. Need hot white girls. Why are women so..... ugly now.
>>61902580How's 1.70 sound?
>>61902579That's good. My calls are red since the big dipper
>>61901599>semisGuy, we're betting on Dram here.
nGeria
>>61902589Not good enough.
>>619024834.31
>>61902483-5.8%A modest retraction after 2+ weeks of progress.
Five minutes
>>61902584>Why are women so..... ugly now.law of supply and demand. no one is marrying, no one is fucking them. everyone is gay. oversupply means the quality is subpar, there is no incentive to improve. and good quality gets snapped up at discount prices.
>>61902595k I'll get the numbers guy to make it 2.20
>>61902590I bought shares at 100 because I was too scared of the volatility to buy options (which was the right move, if only I waited a day tho)
>>61902607Thank you.
>>61902483
>>61902593DRAM is semiconductors
N-Video is delaying the earnings because they're bad boss.
2 minutes
>>61902622I'll get behind you Sakura please protect me!
>implying it's not gonna pump a retard to keep this market up
Baker?
>>61902579Understood thanks. For what its worth. Im neck deep in metals and commodities for years. Silver and copper and some other metals are in such deficit for some even decades. That this is just the inevitable I invested in 5 year ago coming to fruition. I stared with 47k. I expect to be a millionaire next year or the year after.If not. I will go crawling back to my loaded family kek.
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where’s the numbers Lebowski?
>NVDA is 8% of the S&P
>>61902327liberal white women most affected
it's over
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGERRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSWhere is it
>>61902630
>>61902644Weimar calls.
ITS FLAT
So this is the last /smg/ ever
>beat everything>crabbing uh oh
>>61902653it's also the worst
lol
AI FUCKED UP THE EARNINGS REPORT (I just made that up)
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-fourth-quarter-fiscal-2026wow................ (they didn't post it yet)
>>61902657
>>61902663>>61902663>>61902663
>>61902653In that case nobody will find out that I'm gay.
Holy shit this is a massive top signal
It would be funny if NVDA did a -50% and crashed everything right boss?
why does everyone hype NVIDIA? the real buy is TSMC.challenge my TA.
pull it
>>61902671you are a few years late on the thesis anon
>>61902545NOi love buying the right call or put in the morning and all i have to do is hold it throughout the day but sell it at the first red/green dildo and miss out on profiteverysingletimei love iti love getting my anus reamed out by constant losses and the pain and suffering it comes withjust for that im gonna buy a spy put tomorrow fuck you
>>61902671fucking rain man over here
ITS GREEN>ITS GREENITS GREEN>ITS GREENITS GREEN>ITS GREENITS GREEN>ITS GREENITS GREEN>ITS GREEN
dayum NVDA looks like that??
I TOLD YOU MY GUT SAID UP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61902572That's alright anon, the higher it goes the harder it falls
>>61901673Last time this happened it was the bottom of the tariff madness. Who cares what shit firms are doing“The companies that never beat SPY are doomping oh nOoOoOoOoOoOo”
Well that's a relief. I half expected NVDA to post record earnings and the market to go running off a cliff anyway. Anything that gets us to March earnings for good 'ol Micron is an unalloyed good.
>>61902857all semis got pumped too and will continue tsm just hit 393 due to nvidia
WTF
>>61902784I thought it was going to hit 210. This is fucking lame.
