Nigvideo earnings edition>Some helpful links to numb the painhttps://findahelpline.com/https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/https://www.whitehouse.gov/refundshttps://jlingz.com/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners: so you feel like in the movieshttps://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform youhttps://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc smg:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesprevious thread>>>61901470
NIGVIDEO FUCKED MY WIFES ASS
Shorting Nvidia for making me wait
AI RUINED THE REPORT
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-fourth-quarter-fiscal-2026
Well, where is it?
omg a hacker
jensen huang is my leather daddy
What is N-Video hiding? The earnings couldn't possibly be THAT bad right boss?
Where is it Jensen? Where are the numbers?
NVDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Freak the fuck out and sell everything right now while you still can
NO ONE BELIEVES THE REPORTNO OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT YET MARKET CRABBING
The market just jeeted itself
AI took over the company It's out of control!
Did Nvidia fuck kids on Epstein island?
WE WANT THE NUMBERS, LEBOWSKI
DOWNOH NO
GUYS I CANT SELL OR BUY ANYTHING!IM FREAKING OUT!!!
>>61902671shoulda bought TSMCi am up 30. this is a multi-year hold for me. i put $100 into it every week.
>>61902677actually it'll be athttps://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-2026forgot the "and"
Squattem Pottem bros...
literally 35 mins till they report together with the presentation for itwhy are you all talking to air
>>61902663I'M FUCKED
why are you guys so excited for a graphics card companies financial reports? shouldn't you guys be playing video games or something?
NVIDIA HAS VANISHED FROM PLANET EARTH, JENSEN TOOK IT AWAY ON A SPACESHIP
>>61902707Gays never beating the allegations
>>61902707bearish
>>61902714Because losing money is my favorite game
Supertanker rates officially crossed into $200,000 per day today on the Baltic index (AG/Far East route).MSC entered the tanker segment during Christmas and has amassed enough ships to control a big chunk of the market. Now they are squeezing hard. US Gulf / Far East rates are high enough where freight is about 10% of the cargo value.These are rates that happen only once every decade. And could lead to inflation.
>>61902707Exmobros...
This is spooky
>>61902714Video games dont make me money.
I'm finanically ruined
Translation:FUCK YO' OPTIONS
LET'S FUCKING GOOO NVIDIA GOOOO FOOOOOOAKK
EL MENCHO TOOK OUT JENSEN HUANG
>>61902721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs
JUST IN>NVIDIA GETTING DELISTEDSELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OFFICIALLY DELAYEDUH OHOFFICIALLY UH OH
100% AI's fault.
Not a good sign, everything is tanking
>>61902736They tried to get the AI to do the report, but the AI couldn't do it boss.
investor page of nvidia isn't loading for mecan anyone check lol?
>NVDA's H1B1 pajeet hire fucked up the reportJUST
>>61902707>multimillionairenot rich enough
all NVDA chips just bricked up due to a hacker it’s over my pc bluescreened im phoneposting
Imagine Nvidia neither pumps or dumps and then begins the decade long crab market....
Somebody give me a stock tip.All I do is lose.
>>61902722Is China shipping the factories back to the US?
>>61902753Tip: buy red, sell green
>>61902752best case scenario
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61902753buy semisit's that simple reallysamsung and tsmc are the best you can buy
If I’m sick to my stomach and my penis went inside out that means my position size is just right
up!
MY PUTS
awe fuck
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61902768get shit on boss
J-just got to let the number digest a little
>>61902768Sorry boss AI knows best
>>61902763Leverage will fix that.
kek bobo
>>61902768bullish signal
>>61902725So true sis
>>61902753METAand come back next year
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNVIDIA UNSTOPPABLE
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
Revenue is still under 80 billion, these guys is fucked boss.
>nvda is now paying a dividend>1 cent per share
>>61902768It was never going to happen boss.
and nvidia saves the american stock market
OH MY SCIENCEFuck yo puts nigga
Why isn’t it ripping past 210 you’re still early to get into NVDA.
That's it? My stocks aren't getting carried as hard as I had hoped....
Good now hopefully VOOG can inch out a new ath. It's been since fuckin October
kek what's the difference between betting on NVDA earnings vs a coin flip? seems like half of you were right, half were wrong.
>>61902791>now
Underwhelming given the capex/debt commitments. They needed to annihilate estimates.
1.76 actual vs 1.53 estimatenice one guys
Kisame...we're buying.
>>61902806Welcome to the market. Thanks for playing.
I TOLD YOU GUYS AT 1:32PM MY GUT SAID UP MY GUT NEVER LIES TO ME WITH FRIES IN THEM HAHAHAHAH
So, how much of that revenue was money from openAI which is actually just money from Nvidia?Do companies know that incests feels really good but brings bad results?
All those hours spent doing technical analysis, reading up reports, investigating, picking up stocks, drawing stupid lines just to lose moneyThen some stupid jeet gorilla just goes ass up NVDA calls and makes a fortuneJust like going to /r9k/ and have a fucking normie tell me i need to "just talk to girls" to get laid, or coming up with complex plans not to touch your dick for X time hoping it will make you more attractive, spend a month trying to woo a girl, just for Chad to come and fuck her after 30 minutes of shaking butts at the barI thought being a loser with money was at least fixable, unlike being a loser socially, but here we go again
>futures
ohnononono
Bobina N E V E R cums.
>5% beatdont worry bobina, i know how you can work off your denbts
>>61902820What you need to is like, you know? Like, you know what I mean?
>>61902820At the of the day you made a bet and lost. Don’t trade options on something this anticipated and unpredictable. Most traders who use options are just gambling, so just go to a casino instead.
Well good job guys.
>>61902820You have two problems here:1. You think you're smart, but you're not2. You think earning money means someone is smartTo fix this, just copy what actual smart people do. Buy ETFs and hold.
Thanks you for protecting me Sakura
>>61902820>All those hours spent doing technical analysis, reading up reports, investigating, picking up stocks, drawing stupid lines just to lose moneyis it really that hard to understand that line goes up?
spy finally 700+ tomorrow
Marvel (MRVL) still has earnings next week if you're looking for a semi to buy in.
Nvidia Says No China Data Center Revenue in Forecast. So when X.Jin gives Don a quickie BJ on April Fools in exchange for the Blackwell, we pump harder
>Jenson speaks>ahem>stock drops
spy is slowly sliding downi will get out of this alive tomorrow
>>61902857Nice to see you again MUanon. We will win
>start selling to china>market cap magically goes to infinity yeah I think this shit will be the biggest company for a long time
Any other smiggers on the earnings call?
WAIT WAIT WAIT TECHBROS WHY ARE SLOWLY SLIPPING DOWN???
im shorting the fuck out of soxl tomorrow
>>61902663Easily a movie I can toss on and enjoy, even though the plot is shit, I miss when computers and the internet were magic n H4X012Z O/\/LE
68 billion in revenue in one quarter kek
>>61902876yes im the one making farting noises
gamer words
>>61902888Checked tripsI miss when moot was olev
>>61902877It's ok we'll hump nvda 200 for a while
>>61902889How much of that was their own money coming back to them.
>>61902889Am I crazy or isn't all the revenue from AI data centers all unprofitable?
>>61902893Wtf, this dude is too young to be married
>>61902899About 60B
I saw a thing of beauty today.A shipbuilder with 34% profit margins in 2025.Shipbuilding is normally breakeven at best, hence the need for subsidies.This was one of the better TACO trades. It dumped last year when Trump announced port fees on Chinese ships. The fees were never implemented.Citrini's "atoms not bits" thesis continues to play out. Focus on companies that physically make stuff.
>>61902901Well... it's revenue to nvidia...
>>61902906Sandisk did 1000% in 5 months
This is the best after hours session ever. I’m on the edge of my seat desu
>>61902894Jesus, olev?!Fucking go back to school kid and read my words!
>>61902901I think most of the numbers are completely fake so yeah
>>61902909>>61902899>>61902901>Nvidia pays openAI to build a datacenter using its GPUs>openAI pays Nvidia for their GPUs>"We made 68 billion dollars!"Can we start paying each other to eat shit so /smg/ can get listed on the DOW with googolplex dollar marketcap?
>>61902919Hugs and kisses
>>61902919Sure thing babe
>>61902919Babe, I'm not trying to be critical of you at all, and I want you to understand this is coming from a place of love. But. Are you fucking retarded, babe?
>>61902911I know, it's nuts. The Citrini employee who correctly predicted the Sandisk thing is @zephyr_z9It's another aspect of their 'atoms not bits' call.
>>61902920Gets her ass cummed in tomorrow, more likely
It’s showtime
This was foretold
>>61902919Hold on isn't that literally the famous cow shit eating comic about GDP?
>>61902941
>>61902820>All those hours spent doing technical analysis, reading up reports, investigating, picking up stocks, drawing stupid lines just to lose moneykek, I've been picking stocks for 2 years and I've beaten the S&P every time (+28% first year, +31% last year, +9% since jan already) and the only technical terms I could explain are: debt, gross and net profits, eps, PE and PEG. Until a week ago I thought dividends were a fixed % of you total position like the bank does with deposits, no idea how shorting or options work, TE looks like astrology to me...Almost half of my portfolio are companies I picked because they build or do cool shit.
>>61902967she was programmed by memes
Anons, I'm still sidelined $10k from my portfolio deindex. What do I slurp into tomorrow??
MUbros we actually survived the last 3 weeks
>>61902919you always could…>*plaps out loose runny stole*eat up ;) snitch
>>61902994I sold my MU at this price yesterday, not sure if I should get back in before the Iran crap is over, but I wish you lads the best.I want my oil stocks to pump once before I go back
>>61902820>>61902979The duality of /smg/
>>61902979Chart analysis is pointless.Easier to just tell the future.
1 hour in and its already sharting uncontrollablyred open tomorrow
Why isn't NVIDIA pumping? Earnings are supposed to be great
>>61903026No sales to China. They also said supply constraints in gaming
>>61903026Nvdia is legally not allowed to go above 200
Uh oh inventory up
>>61903004My bot had a good year. Every month id does doo i add some money to it but i forgot to add more for awhile, probably add another 40k to itJust trades mag7 better than holding mag7
>>61902919They found a way to actually make the GDP joke worse>hey man I just took a shit. Eat this and then when you shit it out give it to that guy. He'll eat it and then shit it out and give it to me. And then I'll eat his shit and give it back to you. And if you eat my shit and then shit my shit and give my shit back to me, we'll have this endless cycle of shit">"Isn't this just us eating shit?">"You're ignoring the important part, all of our revenue is growing!"
look at korea computer holy
>SOXL back to neutralwhat the FUCKeither pump the SOXL to 80 or dump it to 60, just no more fucking crabbing for fuck's sake
>>61902722is he reading my posts
>>61903044>Korea's market is now bigger than France's I'd say a slur in Korean but I know nothing about that place
Uhh Micronchuds I think we got heemed
>>61903037Time for a stock split
>>61903049I forward every post directly to Tyler
>>61903044Gooktoons confirmed better than manga
>>61903035I'm surprised their statement on China didn't completely nuke it in the aftermarket. It's clear that they're restrained right now and that they're beholden to the whims of the president.
>>61903049/pol/ and /biz/ are basically ilerminaty boards.Imagine thinking you're going to be catching some old influential men in robes sitting around a round table in a dim room but it's literally just a bunch of retards yelling NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at each other on the internet.
>>61902663ahem, gentlemen, i have an important announcement to make:>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthank you for your attention in this matter.
Jenson didn’t say shit
>>61902707>PottyI swear there was an episode of Better Call Saul that made fun of some dude being a pervert with toilets KEKLMAO
>>61903070>Imagine thinking you're going to be catching some old influential men in robes sitting around a round table in a dim room but it's literally just a bunch of retards yelling NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at each other on the internet.That was basically what the Epstein files showed.
>>61903081What did he say?
Markets closing at all is fucking evil
Nvidia Close to Reaching Partnership Agreement With OpenAI, CEO Says
>>61903090wow
tankerbros.... are we, dare I say it, back?
>you gotta use our stuff to get tokens and tokens mean money
Despite buying calls and puts, I am still somehow going to lose money on both positions.
Is this good for HGRAF?
Well that was very underwhelming
>>61903068He will bind them to the AI modelers and hyperscalers. It’s a death sentence. The loss of China is catastrophic
>>61902663ARE WE READY TO REV THOSE ORDERS UP MY FELLOW GOYIMS?
From heemed to redeemed. Thanks Jenson
NIGVIDEO ALREADY IN 195 ZONEOH SAY CAN YOU SHARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>61903107Hyper bullish for GAUZ >pepe drinking coffee.png
>>61902802I should've sold....reeeeee!!!!>>61902834Leave my waifu Bobina alone!
>+10% on earnings>+250% forward guidance>About to go negative afterhoursDid they disable the buy button or what?
CERU my nigga
I can't understand it. I simply don't get it. Why are we dumping?
>>61903128Are you legitimately retarded? Nobody trusts those numbers anymore. Nobody has any idea how much of that "data center revenue" is just their own money coming back.
lean hogs are all you need to be holding
>>61903107HGRAF is too premature to be influenced. Once they start signing deals for chips in 4+ years, yes.
>>61903128>>61903133The real expectations were +20%
How did they allow the first question to come from an Indian guy
>>61903133there are more sellers than buyers
>>61903133Have you not paid any attention to the circular finance goin on in AI? The fact there is no path whatsoever to profitability in a human lifetime it seems. Markets aren’t fucking that dumb.
>>61903138wouldnt you want fat hogs for better bacon?
>>61903133
>>61903062Thanks for the rec, babe.
>>61903144Jai hind, Timmy.
>buying short-dated options on a 4.5 trillion dollar companyyou guys don't actually do this, right?
NVDA exits the gaming industry. Bullish and not a top signal
>>61903137>>61903142I know the numbers are made up and all imaginary, but no one seems to want to play along, yet the cycle keeps going...
>>61903137This entire house of cards rests on one jew, if some one luigi'd him tomorrow the US economy would collapse instantly.
>>61903160Someone post the musical chairs image
>>61903128It’s all narrative. Bobina time is here
TOKENS ARE REVENUES GOY, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT!?
>less than +1%it's over
>he didn't buy IBIT puts at 69
>>61903114Also is a death blow to crypto because China has the biggest crypto mining presence besides Russia and they're still mostly dependent on US hardware.Not that I give a fuck about crypto but that should bother people who are invested in that space.
WTF BROS!!!!!!!
>>61903172Well they are. They just aren’t profits
>>61902722>>61903049whats the best way to profit from this
Advanced money destroyer doing its thing :(
I'm a retard that knows nothing about about day trading and the stock market, and I sold QQQ for 616 literally a minute before market closed.Did I do the correct move Y/N?
We might make it out alive after all bobina sisters
>>61903189depends. what are you going to buy with the money?
in other news cuban coast guard shot and killed 4 and injured 6 Americans off the coast of cuba. we're doing regime change in cuba before/while bombing iran.
>>61903194Until massive inflows come in market open
Fucking hell why is this guy asking about space centers
>>61903208Might as well, everything is fucking fantasy land at this point.
>>61903187If you weren't borderline retarded you'd listen to me warning about it dumping 194 over and over again.
I was taking a nap. What's the qrd on earnings?
get fucked NVDA options buyers. sellers win again
>>61903198A Switch 2 copy of Pragmata.
>>61903227Cute
Copperbros going slow and steady!
>>61903189lol ive never sold qqq even thru covid
>>61903219so eepy
The euphoria, where is it?
>>61903217We’re going to 227 fuck you
Thank you Jensen, my room is very warm now.
This is the worst of both worlds>NVDA opens flat>9:30 bar is either giga pump or giga dump snipe before you even get the chance to get any orders filled>rest of the day is just crabbing
>>61903238Everyone is tired, they know everything is fake and gay. They just want the collapse to start already.
Did Jensen say he uses Dalits? Kek
>>61903219If they weren’t being asked to bail out the AI space. Amazing. If you factor in they are being forced to prop up their customers on national security basis. It’s a disaster. NVIDIA are the company selling pick axes in a gold rush. Normally it doesn’t matter if they sell to a company that will bust or succeed. It should be all profits either way. But now they are as an analogy. Being forced to offer pick axes on credit. In other words. Their success is now intimately tied up to the success of their customers. When they should just be selling the best pick axes. In this scenario they need somehow all their customer to strike gold. Because the government demands it. Ok that’s cool. But that requires massive not just revenue but profitability in the near term to cover for the inevitable customers who end up not paying the tab.
>>61902911This post made me question why I have 16k tied up in sndk
It's wartime, boys. China warned us not to mess with Cuba, but I don't see any other choice. We've got to wipe out communism in our hemisphere.
lol no buybacks goyim
>>61903255False flag. Trump need diversion to climb down on Iran. My humble opinion
>>61903241mooooooooootbad sloppa
My AMD puts looking good. Always good to be diversified
>>61903264I just wanted to celebrate NVDA earnings by using their product.
KEK BEARCHADS WIN AGAIN GOOD EARNINGS ARE ALWAYS BEARISH
>>61903147So you're saying it wont be our problem? Our children Will suffer the fallout?I'm fine with this. Pump it.
>>61903272I think this is far more near term. Just be aware. Nothing goes up forever. And there are always other rotation opportunities
>>61903272and in that moment the gexer became the boomer. Something he vowed to destroy....
futures have opened
>>61903249We're all going to be so fucking rich of AiDon't you all get it? This literally has to work. There's no going back.
>>61903255I though killing people on speedboats was okay? Maybe these americans were bringing femtanyl to Cuba
>spy randomly poomp $1 in less than a minDRILL IT DOWN ALREADY LET ME CUM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
> futures
>>61903286well well well well well well well.........looks like smart money is almost done combing through the numbers
Pure fucking degenerate bets. Just get good at letting other tard hold the bag when it implodes.
>NVDAis it over for chat bots?
>>61903291No I don’t understand. Aspirational statements are the equivalent of manifesting and such nonsense. This is investing. Not astrology
>>61903263Trump knows as soon as he actually delivers on Iran his (((handlers))) are going to take him out behind the shed, politically. Ok maybe literally as well.Trump may be well, Trump, but he’s certainly got that luck of a cockroach in how he always finds a way to survive.
Nnnggg... Market is already going down.. when you wake you'll be beautiful...
Bearbros getting too cocky...I think it's time for the reversal...
QUADS ANDTHEMARKET
>>61903298das rite
Bros, there's a fucking data center being built on the other side of my town and it will use over 200 megawatts to run it. They claim to use a closed loop system for water, but I have serious doubts.I will be using my stock profit to pay off the electric bills rising soon.
>>61903333?????
>>61903337IREN fixes this
>>61903333witnessedHOSSANNA
>NvidiaWell I guess I was wrong, they will not be the next Enron, RIP my shorts and calls
>>61903333market confirmed
>>61903333Go on….
Well time to make dinner since I’m my own bobina
>>61903338It will
>>61903325
>>61903333AHHHHHH
>>61903337We're building a new nuclear reactor here and it's output is going to be 300MW. There wont be windows high enough to jump out of once this shitshow pops and takes out the boomer asset bubble with it.
>>61903350But how?!
THETA GANG WINS AGAIN
>>61903333I'll take 5.
>>61903355How long until it’s generating. What stage is it at?
>>61903333AND THE MARKET WHAT
>>61903333Bravo, the market will crab forever until some one breaks this curse.
>>61903369it's his band name "quads and the market".
>sold too early
CORPORATE LOVE MAKING IN THE AIR
>>61903374Sounds like a math rock band
>>61903366They're pouring the foundation now and drilling the water intake channel, it's going to be at least 4 years.
>>619033814 years is an eternity, if AI is a bubble it can't go for that long right?
>>61903381Try 10. Assuming the political landscape doesn’t change. We have no unified political vision in the west. Everything is gridlock. The AI medium term story will play out well before that facility generates one watt for the grit. And that’s what matters. And that’s the next opportunity. AI probably will be the future. But we, unlike that power station. Have not poured the foundation. When we have electricity 70% cheaper as China does. Then the foundation is there. So where’s the opportunity? In companies that build foundations. Supply the raw inputs. COMMODITIES
NIGVIDEO IS IN REDLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61903394>>61903397LOL the reactor is to supply people not stupid fucking data centers. Our government (canada) is corrupt as fuck and is fast tracking all these nuclear builds because they want everyone driving faggy EVs instead of gas cars.There's nowhere near enough power to supply the bullshit these guys think AI is going to do.
>NVDA is flatwhat did I miss?
>>61903342How?Enron went down!Nvidia should go up, faggot!!!
>>61903406Lmao ai before fusion
BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
The future of AI is smaller models that are trained behind closed doors of private companies on their proprietary data. Not chat got
>>61903399Dub dubs, it’s over
>>61903406The grid is the grid. There no separation for data centres and homes. You just get a cost output.
We're never staying above 7000 are we?
NVDA is drilling
>>61903408>NVDA is flat>what did I miss?nothing, please ignore the brief after hours pump, we crab
Kek, nigvidia back to yesterday's price and falling like a rock, what went wrong?
>>61903433Nvidia didn't beat the only expectations that mattered; The market's
lofi hip hop chart to help you study/shart
I request new Bobina OC anons. We will need it
All according to keikaku
This needs to be spread on 2 boards.
Bit shit going down. Looks like we won after all
>>61903449A lot of yall need to find God
>>61903454new banner
>>61903449Why do Japs kiss so weirdly? it's like they read somewhere that humans press their mouths together as a sign of intimacy but never saw anyone actually do it.
>>61903458Amen
>>61903460Porn is not reality
>>61903464But it could be, for a price.
>>61903419>There no separation for data centres and homes.Actually there is, everyone is metered including industrial users and they pay way different rates than you do, they also pay rates based on something called apparent power because large inductive loads like motors cause current to be out of phase with voltage.In gay countries like america residental users end up subsidizing industrial users. We don't do that here.
>>61903464Neither are movies and tv series, but I don't see people kiss like that in them,
Thank god i didn't buy CRM before earnings, will slurp some soon
Reminder that there is no money to be made in AI when every company is operating with -99% margins.
>>61903464Jap porn specifically is nowhere close to reality. Or their movies.
>>61903485it's not reality but it's what the soul desires
>>61903499Where white mommy?
IREN bros no not like thisAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The company that made ozempic is now down 76% from all time high
what caused the bump today?
I made too much money last year and apparently still ow 17k taxes, I was expecting a refund because my job withheld so much, but actually made so much on personal trades that the withholding didn't cover it....
>>61903510just give me the code and make me come already you cockteasing little faggot
>>61903399lmao
>>61903550It's Melody Marks, but you'll have to find the code yourself. I don't know it.
>>61903550>>61903569It's the one with the shibari boss.
>>61903548>I owe 6k for literally making too much money from an extra medicare and income taxWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?
>>61903571
>>61903320Nigga this is 4chan
>>61903337Time to take matters into your own hands anon. You are never helpless, remember that.
>>61903548>he doesn't trade in tax advantaged accountsNGMI
>>61903458God doesnt work on me but solipsism does I have no evidence anyone else is more sapient than me
>>61903595Obviously I dont include my tax advantaged accounts on my income. Did you know if you make too much money you're not allowed to contribute to an IRA?
>>61903474Remember that people said the internet is fad
>>61903607They could still be proven right.
>>61903607My favorite was David Letterman going "hum, ever heard of this thing called radio?" when Bill Gates was talking about streaming some sportsball on the internet.
>>61903474are they actually working on new methodology or just throwing hardware at a 50 year old concepts for chat bots?
what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today?
>>61903640ROI. Do you know what that means?
we’re gonna rip tomorrow. I’m laughing at the bears. Please gloat, loosen up and relax it’ll make the green candle shoved up your ass tomorrow go down easier
>>61903720This post is extremely bearish
>>61903704rub off instructions?
>>61903704>>61903720>>61903737>>61903771reply trannies
the bugs are back
>>61903333its over
>>61903737Bottom signal
Niggers and juden
>>61903607Reminder that it was. And most of the winners didn’t emerge until after the bubble popped
>>61903776Nigger
>>61903811Whinners are every where
>>61903843>>61903815>>61903813>>61903811>>61903809REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES
>>61903811you faggot nigger contrarian kill yourself
>>61903704>No one ever got laid putting money in the bank>I got three nannies suing me right now, one of them for no reason
>>61903850the bump was caused by no news faggot is it your first day on earth
>NVDA made more money than the entire AI sector combinedWait hold on something doesn't add up
>>61903787POPED A PERK30 AND GOT STRAIGTH TO SHORTING
>>61903888more shovels sold than the entirety of gold mined
>>61903895And raised guidance
>>61903888>sell out of everything>sell out of the extra everything>sell out of future everythingWhy didn't you buy NVDA?
>>61903414you've made me think
>>61903888how. isn't AI replacing everything
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