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Nigvideo earnings edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>>61901470
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NIGVIDEO FUCKED MY WIFES ASS
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Shorting Nvidia for making me wait
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AI RUINED THE REPORT
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https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-fourth-quarter-fiscal-2026
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Well, where is it?
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omg a hacker
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jensen huang is my leather daddy
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What is N-Video hiding? The earnings couldn't possibly be THAT bad right boss?
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Where is it Jensen? Where are the numbers?
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NVDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Freak the fuck out and sell everything right now while you still can
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NO ONE BELIEVES THE REPORT
NO OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT YET
MARKET CRABBING
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The market just jeeted itself
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AI took over the company
It's out of control!
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Did Nvidia fuck kids on Epstein island?
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WE WANT THE NUMBERS, LEBOWSKI
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DOWN
OH NO
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GUYS I CANT SELL OR BUY ANYTHING!
IM FREAKING OUT!!!
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>>61902671
shoulda bought TSMC
i am up 30. this is a multi-year hold for me. i put $100 into it every week.
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>>61902677
actually it'll be at
https://nvidianews.nvidia.com/news/nvidia-announces-financial-results-for-fourth-quarter-and-fiscal-2026
forgot the "and"
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Squattem Pottem bros...
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literally 35 mins till they report together with the presentation for it
why are you all talking to air
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>>61902663
I'M FUCKED
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why are you guys so excited for a graphics card companies financial reports? shouldn't you guys be playing video games or something?
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NVIDIA HAS VANISHED FROM PLANET EARTH, JENSEN TOOK IT AWAY ON A SPACESHIP
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>>61902707
Gays never beating the allegations
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>>61902707
bearish
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>>61902714
Because losing money is my favorite game
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Supertanker rates officially crossed into $200,000 per day today on the Baltic index (AG/Far East route).

MSC entered the tanker segment during Christmas and has amassed enough ships to control a big chunk of the market. Now they are squeezing hard.

US Gulf / Far East rates are high enough where freight is about 10% of the cargo value.
These are rates that happen only once every decade. And could lead to inflation.
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>>61902707
Exmobros...
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This is spooky
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>>61902714
Video games dont make me money.
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I'm finanically ruined
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Translation:
FUCK YO' OPTIONS
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LET'S FUCKING GOOO NVIDIA GOOOO FOOOOOOAKK
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EL MENCHO TOOK OUT JENSEN HUANG
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>>61902721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs
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JUST IN
>NVIDIA GETTING DELISTED
SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OFFICIALLY DELAYED
UH OH
OFFICIALLY UH OH
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100% AI's fault.
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Not a good sign, everything is tanking
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>>61902736
They tried to get the AI to do the report, but the AI couldn't do it boss.
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investor page of nvidia isn't loading for me
can anyone check lol?
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>NVDA's H1B1 pajeet hire fucked up the report
JUST
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>>61902707
>multimillionaire
not rich enough
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all NVDA chips just bricked up due to a hacker it’s over my pc bluescreened im phoneposting
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Imagine Nvidia neither pumps or dumps and then begins the decade long crab market....
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Somebody give me a stock tip.
All I do is lose.
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>>61902722
Is China shipping the factories back to the US?
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>>61902753
Tip: buy red, sell green
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>>61902752
best case scenario
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61902753
buy semis
it's that simple really
samsung and tsmc are the best you can buy
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If I’m sick to my stomach and my penis went inside out that means my position size is just right
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up!
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MY PUTS
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awe fuck
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>61902768
get shit on boss
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J-just got to let the number digest a little
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>>61902768
Sorry boss AI knows best
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>>61902763
Leverage will fix that.
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kek bobo
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>>61902768
bullish signal
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>>61902725
So true sis
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>>61902753
META
and come back next year
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GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
NVIDIA UNSTOPPABLE
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MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
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Revenue is still under 80 billion, these guys is fucked boss.
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>nvda is now paying a dividend
>1 cent per share
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>>61902768
It was never going to happen boss.
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and nvidia saves the american stock market
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OH MY SCIENCE
Fuck yo puts nigga
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Why isn’t it ripping past 210 you’re still early to get into NVDA.
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That's it? My stocks aren't getting carried as hard as I had hoped....
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Good now hopefully VOOG can inch out a new ath. It's been since fuckin October
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kek what's the difference between betting on NVDA earnings vs a coin flip? seems like half of you were right, half were wrong.
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>>61902791
>now
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Underwhelming given the capex/debt commitments. They needed to annihilate estimates.
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1.76 actual vs 1.53 estimate
nice one guys
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Kisame...
we're buying.
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>>61902806
Welcome to the market. Thanks for playing.
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I TOLD YOU GUYS AT 1:32PM MY GUT SAID UP MY GUT NEVER LIES TO ME WITH FRIES IN THEM HAHAHAHAH
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So, how much of that revenue was money from openAI which is actually just money from Nvidia?

Do companies know that incests feels really good but brings bad results?
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All those hours spent doing technical analysis, reading up reports, investigating, picking up stocks, drawing stupid lines just to lose money
Then some stupid jeet gorilla just goes ass up NVDA calls and makes a fortune
Just like going to /r9k/ and have a fucking normie tell me i need to "just talk to girls" to get laid, or coming up with complex plans not to touch your dick for X time hoping it will make you more attractive, spend a month trying to woo a girl, just for Chad to come and fuck her after 30 minutes of shaking butts at the bar
I thought being a loser with money was at least fixable, unlike being a loser socially, but here we go again
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>futures
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ohnononono
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Bobina N E V E R cums.
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>5% beat
dont worry bobina, i know how you can work off your denbts
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>>61902820
What you need to is like, you know? Like, you know what I mean?
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>>61902820
At the of the day you made a bet and lost. Don’t trade options on something this anticipated and unpredictable. Most traders who use options are just gambling, so just go to a casino instead.
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Well good job guys.
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>>61902820
You have two problems here:
1. You think you're smart, but you're not
2. You think earning money means someone is smart
To fix this, just copy what actual smart people do. Buy ETFs and hold.
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Thanks you for protecting me Sakura
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>>61902820
>All those hours spent doing technical analysis, reading up reports, investigating, picking up stocks, drawing stupid lines just to lose money
is it really that hard to understand that line goes up?
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spy finally 700+ tomorrow
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Marvel (MRVL) still has earnings next week if you're looking for a semi to buy in.
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Nvidia Says No China Data Center Revenue in Forecast. So when X.Jin gives Don a quickie BJ on April Fools in exchange for the Blackwell, we pump harder
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>Jenson speaks
>ahem
>stock drops
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spy is slowly sliding down
i will get out of this alive tomorrow
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>>61902857
Nice to see you again MUanon. We will win
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>start selling to china
>market cap magically goes to infinity
yeah I think this shit will be the biggest company for a long time
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Any other smiggers on the earnings call?
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WAIT WAIT WAIT TECHBROS WHY ARE SLOWLY SLIPPING DOWN???
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im shorting the fuck out of soxl tomorrow
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>>61902663
Easily a movie I can toss on and enjoy, even though the plot is shit, I miss when computers and the internet were magic n H4X012Z O/\/LE
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68 billion in revenue in one quarter kek
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>>61902876
yes im the one making farting noises
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gamer words
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>>61902888
Checked trips
I miss when moot was olev
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>>61902877
It's ok we'll hump nvda 200 for a while
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>>61902889

How much of that was their own money coming back to them.
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>>61902889
Am I crazy or isn't all the revenue from AI data centers all unprofitable?
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>>61902893
Wtf, this dude is too young to be married
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>>61902899
About 60B
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I saw a thing of beauty today.

A shipbuilder with 34% profit margins in 2025.
Shipbuilding is normally breakeven at best, hence the need for subsidies.

This was one of the better TACO trades. It dumped last year when Trump announced port fees on Chinese ships. The fees were never implemented.

Citrini's "atoms not bits" thesis continues to play out. Focus on companies that physically make stuff.
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>>61902901
Well... it's revenue to nvidia...
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>>61902906
Sandisk did 1000% in 5 months
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This is the best after hours session ever. I’m on the edge of my seat desu
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>>61902894
Jesus, olev?!
Fucking go back to school kid and read my words!
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>>61902901
I think most of the numbers are completely fake so yeah
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>>61902909
>>61902899
>>61902901
>Nvidia pays openAI to build a datacenter using its GPUs
>openAI pays Nvidia for their GPUs
>"We made 68 billion dollars!"

Can we start paying each other to eat shit so /smg/ can get listed on the DOW with googolplex dollar marketcap?
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>>61902919
Hugs and kisses
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>>61902919
Sure thing babe
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>>61902919
Babe, I'm not trying to be critical of you at all, and I want you to understand this is coming from a place of love. But. Are you fucking retarded, babe?
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>>61902911
I know, it's nuts.

The Citrini employee who correctly predicted the Sandisk thing is @zephyr_z9
It's another aspect of their 'atoms not bits' call.
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>>61902920
Gets her ass cummed in tomorrow, more likely
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It’s showtime
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This was foretold
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>>61902919
Hold on isn't that literally the famous cow shit eating comic about GDP?
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>>61902941
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>>61902820
>All those hours spent doing technical analysis, reading up reports, investigating, picking up stocks, drawing stupid lines just to lose money
kek, I've been picking stocks for 2 years and I've beaten the S&P every time (+28% first year, +31% last year, +9% since jan already) and the only technical terms I could explain are: debt, gross and net profits, eps, PE and PEG. Until a week ago I thought dividends were a fixed % of you total position like the bank does with deposits, no idea how shorting or options work, TE looks like astrology to me...

Almost half of my portfolio are companies I picked because they build or do cool shit.
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>>61902967
she was programmed by memes
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Anons, I'm still sidelined $10k from my portfolio deindex. What do I slurp into tomorrow??
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MUbros we actually survived the last 3 weeks
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>>61902919
you always could…
>*plaps out loose runny stole*
eat up ;) snitch
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>>61902994
I sold my MU at this price yesterday, not sure if I should get back in before the Iran crap is over, but I wish you lads the best.
I want my oil stocks to pump once before I go back
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>>61902820
>>61902979
The duality of /smg/
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>>61902979
Chart analysis is pointless.
Easier to just tell the future.
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1 hour in and its already sharting uncontrollably
red open tomorrow
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Why isn't NVIDIA pumping? Earnings are supposed to be great
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>>61903026
No sales to China. They also said supply constraints in gaming
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>>61903026
Nvdia is legally not allowed to go above 200
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Uh oh inventory up
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>>61903004
My bot had a good year. Every month id does doo i add some money to it but i forgot to add more for awhile, probably add another 40k to it
Just trades mag7 better than holding mag7
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>>61902919
They found a way to actually make the GDP joke worse
>hey man I just took a shit. Eat this and then when you shit it out give it to that guy. He'll eat it and then shit it out and give it to me. And then I'll eat his shit and give it back to you. And if you eat my shit and then shit my shit and give my shit back to me, we'll have this endless cycle of shit"
>"Isn't this just us eating shit?"
>"You're ignoring the important part, all of our revenue is growing!"
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look at korea computer holy
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>SOXL back to neutral
what the FUCK
either pump the SOXL to 80 or dump it to 60, just no more fucking crabbing for fuck's sake
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>>61902722
is he reading my posts
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>>61903044
>Korea's market is now bigger than France's
I'd say a slur in Korean but I know nothing about that place
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Uhh Micronchuds I think we got heemed
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>>61903037
Time for a stock split
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>>61903049
I forward every post directly to Tyler
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>>61903044
Gooktoons confirmed better than manga
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>>61903035
I'm surprised their statement on China didn't completely nuke it in the aftermarket. It's clear that they're restrained right now and that they're beholden to the whims of the president.
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>>61903049
/pol/ and /biz/ are basically ilerminaty boards.

Imagine thinking you're going to be catching some old influential men in robes sitting around a round table in a dim room but it's literally just a bunch of retards yelling NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at each other on the internet.
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>>61902663
ahem, gentlemen, i have an important announcement to make:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thank you for your attention in this matter.
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Jenson didn’t say shit
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>>61902707
>Potty

I swear there was an episode of Better Call Saul that made fun of some dude being a pervert with toilets KEKLMAO
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>>61903070
>Imagine thinking you're going to be catching some old influential men in robes sitting around a round table in a dim room but it's literally just a bunch of retards yelling NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER at each other on the internet.
That was basically what the Epstein files showed.
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>>61903081
What did he say?
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Markets closing at all is fucking evil
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>>61903090
wow
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tankerbros.... are we, dare I say it, back?
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>you gotta use our stuff to get tokens and tokens mean money
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Despite buying calls and puts, I am still somehow going to lose money on both positions.
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Is this good for HGRAF?
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Well that was very underwhelming
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>>61903068

He will bind them to the AI modelers and hyperscalers. It’s a death sentence.

The loss of China is catastrophic
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>>61902663
ARE WE READY TO REV THOSE ORDERS UP MY FELLOW GOYIMS?
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From heemed to redeemed. Thanks Jenson
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NIGVIDEO ALREADY IN 195 ZONE
OH SAY CAN YOU SHARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>61903107

Hyper bullish for GAUZ

>pepe drinking coffee.png
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>>61902802
I should've sold....reeeeee!!!!

>>61902834
Leave my waifu Bobina alone!
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>+10% on earnings
>+250% forward guidance
>About to go negative afterhours
Did they disable the buy button or what?
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CERU my nigga
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I can't understand it. I simply don't get it. Why are we dumping?
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>>61903128
Are you legitimately retarded? Nobody trusts those numbers anymore. Nobody has any idea how much of that "data center revenue" is just their own money coming back.
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lean hogs are all you need to be holding
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>>61903107
HGRAF is too premature to be influenced. Once they start signing deals for chips in 4+ years, yes.
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>>61903128
>>61903133
The real expectations were +20%
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How did they allow the first question to come from an Indian guy
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>>61903133
there are more sellers than buyers
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>>61903133

Have you not paid any attention to the circular finance goin on in AI? The fact there is no path whatsoever to profitability in a human lifetime it seems. Markets aren’t fucking that dumb.
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>>61903138
wouldnt you want fat hogs for better bacon?
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>>61903133
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>>61903062
Thanks for the rec, babe.
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>>61903144
Jai hind, Timmy.
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>buying short-dated options on a 4.5 trillion dollar company
you guys don't actually do this, right?
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NVDA exits the gaming industry. Bullish and not a top signal
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>>61903137
>>61903142
I know the numbers are made up and all imaginary, but no one seems to want to play along, yet the cycle keeps going...
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>>61903137
This entire house of cards rests on one jew, if some one luigi'd him tomorrow the US economy would collapse instantly.
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>>61903160
Someone post the musical chairs image
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>>61903128
It’s all narrative. Bobina time is here
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TOKENS ARE REVENUES GOY, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT!?
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>less than +1%
it's over
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>he didn't buy IBIT puts at 69
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>>61903114
Also is a death blow to crypto because China has the biggest crypto mining presence besides Russia and they're still mostly dependent on US hardware.

Not that I give a fuck about crypto but that should bother people who are invested in that space.
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WTF BROS!!!!!!!
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>>61903172
Well they are. They just aren’t profits
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>>61902722
>>61903049
whats the best way to profit from this
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Advanced money destroyer doing its thing :(
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I'm a retard that knows nothing about about day trading and the stock market, and I sold QQQ for 616 literally a minute before market closed.

Did I do the correct move Y/N?
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We might make it out alive after all bobina sisters
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>>61903189
depends. what are you going to buy with the money?
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in other news cuban coast guard shot and killed 4 and injured 6 Americans off the coast of cuba. we're doing regime change in cuba before/while bombing iran.
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>>61903194
Until massive inflows come in market open
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Fucking hell why is this guy asking about space centers
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>>61903208
Might as well, everything is fucking fantasy land at this point.
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>>61903187
If you weren't borderline retarded you'd listen to me warning about it dumping 194 over and over again.
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I was taking a nap. What's the qrd on earnings?
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get fucked NVDA options buyers. sellers win again
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>>61903198
A Switch 2 copy of Pragmata.
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>>61903227
Cute
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Copperbros going slow and steady!
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>>61903189
lol ive never sold qqq even thru covid
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>>61903219
so eepy
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The euphoria, where is it?
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>>61903217
We’re going to 227 fuck you
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Thank you Jensen, my room is very warm now.
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This is the worst of both worlds
>NVDA opens flat
>9:30 bar is either giga pump or giga dump snipe before you even get the chance to get any orders filled
>rest of the day is just crabbing
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>>61903238
Everyone is tired, they know everything is fake and gay. They just want the collapse to start already.
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Did Jensen say he uses Dalits? Kek
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>>61903219

If they weren’t being asked to bail out the AI space. Amazing. If you factor in they are being forced to prop up their customers on national security basis. It’s a disaster.

NVIDIA are the company selling pick axes in a gold rush. Normally it doesn’t matter if they sell to a company that will bust or succeed. It should be all profits either way. But now they are as an analogy. Being forced to offer pick axes on credit. In other words. Their success is now intimately tied up to the success of their customers. When they should just be selling the best pick axes. In this scenario they need somehow all their customer to strike gold. Because the government demands it.

Ok that’s cool. But that requires massive not just revenue but profitability in the near term to cover for the inevitable customers who end up not paying the tab.
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>>61902911
This post made me question why I have 16k tied up in sndk
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It's wartime, boys. China warned us not to mess with Cuba, but I don't see any other choice. We've got to wipe out communism in our hemisphere.
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lol no buybacks goyim
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>>61903255

False flag. Trump need diversion to climb down on Iran. My humble opinion
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>>61903241
moooooooooot

bad sloppa
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My AMD puts looking good. Always good to be diversified
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>>61903264
I just wanted to celebrate NVDA earnings by using their product.
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KEK BEARCHADS WIN AGAIN GOOD EARNINGS ARE ALWAYS BEARISH
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>>61903147
So you're saying it wont be our problem? Our children Will suffer the fallout?

I'm fine with this. Pump it.
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>>61903272

I think this is far more near term. Just be aware. Nothing goes up forever. And there are always other rotation opportunities
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>>61903272
and in that moment the gexer became the boomer. Something he vowed to destroy....
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futures have opened
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>>61903249
We're all going to be so fucking rich of Ai

Don't you all get it? This literally has to work. There's no going back.
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>>61903255
I though killing people on speedboats was okay? Maybe these americans were bringing femtanyl to Cuba
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>spy randomly poomp $1 in less than a min
DRILL IT DOWN ALREADY LET ME CUM AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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> futures
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>>61903286
well well well well well well well.........looks like smart money is almost done combing through the numbers
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Pure fucking degenerate bets. Just get good at letting other tard hold the bag when it implodes.
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>NVDA
is it over for chat bots?
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>>61903291

No I don’t understand. Aspirational statements are the equivalent of manifesting and such nonsense.

This is investing. Not astrology
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>>61903263
Trump knows as soon as he actually delivers on Iran his (((handlers))) are going to take him out behind the shed, politically. Ok maybe literally as well.
Trump may be well, Trump, but he’s certainly got that luck of a cockroach in how he always finds a way to survive.
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Nnnggg... Market is already going down.. when you wake you'll be beautiful...
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Bearbros getting too cocky...I think it's time for the reversal...
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QUADS
AND
THE
MARKET
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>>61903298
das rite
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Bros, there's a fucking data center being built on the other side of my town and it will use over 200 megawatts to run it. They claim to use a closed loop system for water, but I have serious doubts.

I will be using my stock profit to pay off the electric bills rising soon.
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>>61903333
?????
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>>61903337
IREN fixes this
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>>61903333
witnessed
HOSSANNA
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>Nvidia

Well I guess I was wrong, they will not be the next Enron, RIP my shorts and calls
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>>61903333
market confirmed
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>>61903333
Go on….
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Well time to make dinner since I’m my own bobina
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>>61903338
It will
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>>61903325
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>>61903333
AHHHHHH
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>>61903337
We're building a new nuclear reactor here and it's output is going to be 300MW. There wont be windows high enough to jump out of once this shitshow pops and takes out the boomer asset bubble with it.
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>>61903350
But how?!
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THETA GANG WINS AGAIN
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>>61903333
I'll take 5.
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>>61903355

How long until it’s generating. What stage is it at?
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>>61903333
AND THE MARKET WHAT
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>>61903333
Bravo, the market will crab forever until some one breaks this curse.
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>>61903369
it's his band name "quads and the market".
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>sold too early
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CORPORATE LOVE MAKING IN THE AIR
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>>61903374
Sounds like a math rock band
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>>61903366
They're pouring the foundation now and drilling the water intake channel, it's going to be at least 4 years.
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>>61903381
4 years is an eternity, if AI is a bubble it can't go for that long right?
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>>61903381

Try 10. Assuming the political landscape doesn’t change. We have no unified political vision in the west. Everything is gridlock. The AI medium term story will play out well before that facility generates one watt for the grit.

And that’s what matters. And that’s the next opportunity. AI probably will be the future. But we, unlike that power station. Have not poured the foundation. When we have electricity 70% cheaper as China does. Then the foundation is there. So where’s the opportunity? In companies that build foundations. Supply the raw inputs.

COMMODITIES
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NIGVIDEO IS IN RED
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>61903394
>>61903397
LOL the reactor is to supply people not stupid fucking data centers. Our government (canada) is corrupt as fuck and is fast tracking all these nuclear builds because they want everyone driving faggy EVs instead of gas cars.

There's nowhere near enough power to supply the bullshit these guys think AI is going to do.
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>NVDA is flat
what did I miss?
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>>61903342
How?
Enron went down!

Nvidia should go up, faggot!!!
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>>61903406
Lmao ai before fusion
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BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
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The future of AI is smaller models that are trained behind closed doors of private companies on their proprietary data. Not chat got
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>>61903399
Dub dubs, it’s over
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>>61903406

The grid is the grid. There no separation for data centres and homes. You just get a cost output.
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We're never staying above 7000 are we?
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NVDA is drilling
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>>61903408
>NVDA is flat
>what did I miss?
nothing, please ignore the brief after hours pump, we crab
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Kek, nigvidia back to yesterday's price and falling like a rock, what went wrong?
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>>61903433
Nvidia didn't beat the only expectations that mattered; The market's
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lofi hip hop chart to help you study/shart
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I request new Bobina OC anons. We will need it
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>futures
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All according to keikaku
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This needs to be spread on 2 boards.
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Bit shit going down. Looks like we won after all
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>>61903449
A lot of yall need to find God
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>>61903454
new banner
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>>61903449
Why do Japs kiss so weirdly? it's like they read somewhere that humans press their mouths together as a sign of intimacy but never saw anyone actually do it.
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>>61903458
Amen
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>>61903460
Porn is not reality
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>>61903464
But it could be, for a price.
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>>61903419
>There no separation for data centres and homes.

Actually there is, everyone is metered including industrial users and they pay way different rates than you do, they also pay rates based on something called apparent power because large inductive loads like motors cause current to be out of phase with voltage.

In gay countries like america residental users end up subsidizing industrial users. We don't do that here.
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>>61903464
Neither are movies and tv series, but I don't see people kiss like that in them,
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Thank god i didn't buy CRM before earnings, will slurp some soon
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Reminder that there is no money to be made in AI when every company is operating with -99% margins.
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>>61903464
Jap porn specifically is nowhere close to reality. Or their movies.
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>>61903485
it's not reality but it's what the soul desires
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>>61903499
Where white mommy?
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IREN bros no not like this

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The company that made ozempic is now down 76% from all time high
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what caused the bump today?
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I made too much money last year and apparently still ow 17k taxes, I was expecting a refund because my job withheld so much, but actually made so much on personal trades that the withholding didn't cover it....
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>>61903510
just give me the code and make me come already you cockteasing little faggot
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>>61903399
lmao
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>>61903550
It's Melody Marks, but you'll have to find the code yourself. I don't know it.
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>>61903550
>>61903569
It's the one with the shibari boss.
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>>61903548
>I owe 6k for literally making too much money from an extra medicare and income tax
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?
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>>61903571
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>>61903320
Nigga this is 4chan
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>>61903337
Time to take matters into your own hands anon. You are never helpless, remember that.
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>>61903548
>he doesn't trade in tax advantaged accounts
NGMI
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>>61903458
God doesnt work on me but solipsism does I have no evidence anyone else is more sapient than me
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>>61903595
Obviously I dont include my tax advantaged accounts on my income. Did you know if you make too much money you're not allowed to contribute to an IRA?
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>>61903474
Remember that people said the internet is fad
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>>61903607
They could still be proven right.
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>>61903607
My favorite was David Letterman going "hum, ever heard of this thing called radio?" when Bill Gates was talking about streaming some sportsball on the internet.
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>>61903474
are they actually working on new methodology or just throwing hardware at a 50 year old concepts for chat bots?
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what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today?
what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today?
what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today?
what caused the bump today? what caused the bump today?
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>>61903640
ROI. Do you know what that means?
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we’re gonna rip tomorrow. I’m laughing at the bears. Please gloat, loosen up and relax it’ll make the green candle shoved up your ass tomorrow go down easier
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>>61903720
This post is extremely bearish
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>>61903704
rub off instructions?
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>>61903704
>>61903720
>>61903737
>>61903771
reply trannies
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the bugs are back
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>>61903333
its over
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>>61903737
Bottom signal
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Niggers and juden
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>>61903607
Reminder that it was. And most of the winners didn’t emerge until after the bubble popped
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>>61903776
Nigger
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>>61903811
Whinners are every where
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>>61903843
>>61903815
>>61903813
>>61903811
>>61903809
REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES REPLY YOU TRANNIES
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>>61903811
you faggot nigger contrarian kill yourself
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>>61903704
>No one ever got laid putting money in the bank
>I got three nannies suing me right now, one of them for no reason
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>>61903850
the bump was caused by no news faggot is it your first day on earth
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>NVDA made more money than the entire AI sector combined
Wait hold on something doesn't add up
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>>61903787
POPED A PERK30 AND GOT STRAIGTH TO SHORTING
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>>61903888
more shovels sold than the entirety of gold mined
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>>61903895
And raised guidance
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>>61903888
>sell out of everything
>sell out of the extra everything
>sell out of future everything
Why didn't you buy NVDA?
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>>61903414
you've made me think
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>>61903888
how. isn't AI replacing everything
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>>61904011
>>61904011
>>61904011



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